This is Why You Need A Motorcycle

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Do this for any girl and she will love you (minus vegan)
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Комментарии • 421

  • @ajh25
    @ajh25 3 года назад +1569

    This video is like one of those dreams i have that get cut short by the alarm clock

    • @EditsByKill
      @EditsByKill 3 года назад +33

      I had one of those dreams I buying a r3 when I graduate high school I’m 2022 and I was riding my bike with some girl on the back probably my girlfriend and the dang alarm ruined it

    • @louisparker6553
      @louisparker6553 3 года назад +2

      Lol for real

    • @ajh25
      @ajh25 3 года назад +6

      @@EditsByKill god damn those alarm clocks

    • @EditsByKill
      @EditsByKill 3 года назад +5

      @@ajh25 for real every morning 😭😭😭

    • @janezstele2675
      @janezstele2675 3 года назад +6

      Best explanation ever dude!

  • @boftheb8664
    @boftheb8664 3 года назад +574

    This entire video feels like a fever dream

    • @GerrardWallace
      @GerrardWallace 3 года назад +4

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED

    • @arcade1629
      @arcade1629 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 true

  • @michaelwilliams3646
    @michaelwilliams3646 3 года назад +743

    How to pickup chicks
    Step 1. Get motorcycle
    Step 2. Crawl into grass
    Step 3. Take her to hotel

    • @djvro9997
      @djvro9997 3 года назад +47

      Step 4. Clap cheeks

    • @autisticdiablo1746
      @autisticdiablo1746 3 года назад +29

      Step 5. Rinse & Repeat.

    • @Owsryudie
      @Owsryudie 3 года назад +22

      Step 6. Do NOT sell the bike.

    • @slicktrickle4668
      @slicktrickle4668 3 года назад +16

      @@Owsryudie That usually doesn't happen unless you get her pregnant! HAHA

    • @prince_kevion9420
      @prince_kevion9420 3 года назад +5

      @@slicktrickle4668 if I ever get a girl pregnant and she says sell your bike for baby supplies ima slap her

  • @xHOLLlSTERx
    @xHOLLlSTERx 3 года назад +410

    Your energy is fucking awesome bro!! 💯

  • @jonatonjuman3977
    @jonatonjuman3977 3 года назад +38

    I just found this channel and now I can’t stop watching. This is wholesome content

  • @KafkaesqueRider
    @KafkaesqueRider 3 года назад +296

    Damn! You crawl fast man! haha!
    I think it's better to have skyscrapers in your basement than a fist full of bacon. Cheers!

  • @berinbostandzic3771
    @berinbostandzic3771 3 года назад +52

    I don’t know how you used the wrong formula but got the correct answer...

  • @TennRides
    @TennRides 3 года назад +73

    I recently had a girl hit on me when she found out that I am a subscriber of The Kleb. Hahaha.

    • @baze3541
      @baze3541 Год назад

      HEY IM A SUBSRIBER TOO

  • @christopherjimerson4571
    @christopherjimerson4571 3 года назад +45

    That orange juice isn't the only thing getting smashed lol

  • @RayBarao.
    @RayBarao. 3 года назад +120

    She is perfect for you bro!!

  • @jojobombos3908
    @jojobombos3908 3 года назад +25

    This dude is so random that I'm legit addicted. So funny.

  • @jacoblynn826
    @jacoblynn826 3 года назад +27

    "Do you do that a lot too? Clearly. I can appreciate that about you"
    heh, heh, heh

  • @Satyr910
    @Satyr910 3 года назад +37

    The question is, did you give her the helmet? This can be construed in whatever you you want. xD

  • @Isaiah48964
    @Isaiah48964 3 года назад +4

    This is chaotic energy in its purest form

  • @zan_mar
    @zan_mar 3 года назад +3

    Omg! Bruhh I used to watch your every single videos back 1 and half year ago but somehow I stoped watching you and forgot about your channel and now I suddenly remembered about you and came to see how you were doing, anyway glad to see you are doing well keep it up!

  • @TSBESI
    @TSBESI 3 года назад +33

    7:26 😂😂

  • @zucods
    @zucods 3 года назад +10

    The randomEST dude on YT. Period.

  • @Shadow0fd3ath24
    @Shadow0fd3ath24 9 месяцев назад

    3:32 shes SO ADORABLE

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 3 года назад +11

    When being random is taken to an artform:

  • @demenyhunor1193
    @demenyhunor1193 3 года назад +7

    We need more people like this

  • @2fxst2drxft
    @2fxst2drxft 2 года назад +1

    4:38 bro those poor people on the rocks lmao 😂

  • @thedude6588
    @thedude6588 2 года назад +2

    Looking back at this guy he is amazing he is a real inspiration I don’t know why everyone can’t be like this. I wonder what he looks like doing all of this

  • @hellequin91
    @hellequin91 3 года назад +43

    Great.. now my crush gonna like me :)

  • @levistrauess8134
    @levistrauess8134 3 года назад +2

    Him : it's tatic- KOOOL

  • @joaotomas8906
    @joaotomas8906 3 года назад +3

    "No baby, the helmet stays on during shrexs"

  • @Spirered
    @Spirered 3 года назад +2

    This guy could literally do anything and not be embarrassed. And his train of thought is untouchable lmao. Please no one feed this man drugs. The universe would not be able to handle it.

  • @KTMNomad
    @KTMNomad 3 года назад +1

    The force is strong with this one.

  • @brandonjaime86
    @brandonjaime86 Год назад

    Hahahaha when he gets off his bike and crawls on the grass and over the rock. That was too much 😂

  • @icicestparis
    @icicestparis 3 года назад +1

    definition of being free

  • @balancepointjunkie3882
    @balancepointjunkie3882 3 года назад +1

    PAPA, I hope you and the Bum get Married One Day, You Two are Great Together.. Respect From Los Angeles..

  • @jordanbrown1337
    @jordanbrown1337 3 года назад +3

    Haven’t watched you in forever LOL

  • @professional_cynic98
    @professional_cynic98 2 месяца назад

    Bro was not letting her win that duel.

  • @fitra376
    @fitra376 3 года назад +1

    Never before have I laughed at something I don't even understand so much in my life

  • @Acidorest
    @Acidorest 3 года назад +1

    Thank you youtube for recording everything i say i couldnt find this guy and they recommended him 3 hrs later after searching motor guy or smth and saying i hope i can find the funny guy on motor again

  • @Ghostraidz-jy7cq
    @Ghostraidz-jy7cq 3 года назад +1

    This guy is awesome. Great personality

  • @gideonsikk8733
    @gideonsikk8733 3 года назад +3

    She looks like an athlete sporty Nice helmet. Ahh the youth

  • @motordemic
    @motordemic 3 года назад +2

    Looks like you've found your soul mate mate! I remember her from one of your first videos 😎 seems to be going well

  • @ParadiseBiker
    @ParadiseBiker 3 года назад +1

    Kleb! It's 2021 and you still got a junk battery 😂 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @followmytiktokmiaxrae
    @followmytiktokmiaxrae 3 года назад +8

    Idk/I don't know if this actually works but ok! I mean am a girl but uhhh if someone did that to meh I would be like ...WHAT THE-

    • @TheKleb
      @TheKleb  3 года назад +28

      please just love me i am begging you i will even give you a record player from 1814
      b.c.

    • @deand.6904
      @deand.6904 3 года назад +19

      @@TheKleb now that's a deal no woman can refuse

  • @jamesmatheson5115
    @jamesmatheson5115 3 года назад +1

    I bet she is a damn good ride too.

  • @tobiasterry6367
    @tobiasterry6367 3 года назад

    This adhd is lively

  • @slicktrickle4668
    @slicktrickle4668 3 года назад +1

    Freaking insane, but I can't stop watching! HAHA, stay froggy captain Jack!

  • @rtxdoesvfx
    @rtxdoesvfx 3 года назад

    OMG YOU HAVNT POSTED FOR A YEAR I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!

  • @TheBlackDragon-or1ci
    @TheBlackDragon-or1ci 3 года назад

    Can I just say that’s first lightsaber fight, that’s life goals

  • @videoheap
    @videoheap 2 года назад

    Aaah yes. Jumper candy. Just like grandpa used to eat

  • @Ixary7
    @Ixary7 3 года назад +2

    I need her POV of this video 😂

  • @yycautomotivephotography7786
    @yycautomotivephotography7786 3 года назад

    Mr Pringle bob muliner love you’re videos dude

  • @tristanbutler6395
    @tristanbutler6395 3 года назад

    7:45 there so cute

  • @Woodward831
    @Woodward831 3 года назад

    This girl has tolerance 😂 no shame

  • @fransvankrevel67
    @fransvankrevel67 3 года назад

    You miss these videos after a few days. always laugh with you the Kleb

  • @A54Tography
    @A54Tography 3 года назад

    HEY JONNEY😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dannypickett9177
    @dannypickett9177 2 года назад

    You are the best RUclipsr in the world

  • @beemo.3822
    @beemo.3822 3 года назад +4

    hey jimmmmmeeyy!!!!

  • @roberttrebor2377
    @roberttrebor2377 3 года назад

    I like how the subtitles are not quite right

  • @VitalateBR
    @VitalateBR 3 года назад

    This is the best channel that I've ever found

  • @WyckedEntertainment
    @WyckedEntertainment 2 года назад

    HE-EYYYYYY JIMM-MMAYYYYYYYYY

  • @scottk3402
    @scottk3402 3 года назад +1

    I feel like if i ran into you without knowing you, i'd think you were actually crazy.....i need some of that in my life

  • @leonsdroneview1119
    @leonsdroneview1119 2 года назад

    this man is winning life

  • @Dawoodxy
    @Dawoodxy 3 года назад

    You are the best RUclipsr brother

  • @luciendemaine5153
    @luciendemaine5153 Год назад +1

    this video is good.

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5991
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5991 3 года назад

    How confident guy ⚠️

  • @jayfredo.1308
    @jayfredo.1308 3 года назад +1

    Wish enchanted taco could be my brother .. I cry everytiem bc ur energy is drinkable 😔.. I got a Kawasaki ninja 600 btw would love to crash into you. Literally 🪦😔🥸

  • @matthewchang5701
    @matthewchang5701 2 года назад +1

    I wanna work to buy a motorcycle

  • @GONX3A
    @GONX3A 3 года назад

    love how he knows everyone in the neighber hud

  • @lacedupantics3390
    @lacedupantics3390 3 года назад

    them: your dreams are meaningful and could have signs for you
    my dreams:

  • @avrilmonropachecopaule1953
    @avrilmonropachecopaule1953 3 года назад

    Rocking the purple tho

  • @cadena8180
    @cadena8180 2 года назад

    Imagine if some random person pulled up to you on a bike and said “hey bluey I remember you…”

  • @buster4639
    @buster4639 3 года назад

    Just tuning in to inter-dimensional cable for a bit

  • @dubsfps
    @dubsfps 2 года назад

    It hurt me when he ate over the wind shield

  • @Markbarr9
    @Markbarr9 3 года назад

    Damn...The Kleb is awesome!

  • @jasonbalester9298
    @jasonbalester9298 Год назад

    Dude, you are a Ding Dong 😂

  • @the_official_ssmith6547
    @the_official_ssmith6547 3 года назад

    Oh yeah the hotel nice ending

  • @kayna6985
    @kayna6985 3 года назад

    dumb question: what bike does Kleb use

  • @gate3132
    @gate3132 2 года назад

    I saw the video where y’all too met it was op

  • @JKV.
    @JKV. 3 года назад

    ''Finland'' DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN PERKELE torille

  • @xVixson
    @xVixson 3 года назад

    How do u got so much energy

  • @known_to_malfunction5226
    @known_to_malfunction5226 3 года назад

    I feel like im watching the motovlog version of TWOMAD

  • @jacobdappolonia8184
    @jacobdappolonia8184 3 года назад

    Turns out it wasn't his bag in the bushes and it just found it then

  • @jacobwonder6735
    @jacobwonder6735 3 года назад +1

    Im a fraction of his level of weird and somehow he gets all the girls.
    Do I have to pray while naked during a full moon that my full crazy comes out? Is that the trick?

  • @BridgeIsSky
    @BridgeIsSky 3 года назад

    I'm gonna remember watching this next time I drop acid

  • @JustGotALife
    @JustGotALife 3 года назад

    Why are your hey jimmmay videos deleted?!!!

  • @seal7659
    @seal7659 3 года назад

    UR BACK

  • @aniro5204
    @aniro5204 3 года назад

    Kleb out here getting all of that poon

  • @stefaneduard8169
    @stefaneduard8169 3 года назад

    That's fucking dementia lmfaooo

  • @Immuned
    @Immuned 3 года назад

    What camera are you using ??? Luv ur videos

  • @XeroTheLegend
    @XeroTheLegend 3 года назад

    He smashed

  • @prince_kevion9420
    @prince_kevion9420 3 года назад

    Your friend is cool she should get a bike

  • @fanfan3922
    @fanfan3922 2 года назад

    7:43

  • @ThatSB
    @ThatSB 2 года назад

    I know they probably dating. But if not he is the first man to ever act like this and then have a girl wanna get a room with him. She straight up was like lets go across the street and fuck

  • @deadlysniper9722
    @deadlysniper9722 3 года назад

    What does this guy eats, he got energy of a 9 year old. Man, just tell Us 🙏.

  • @escape8011
    @escape8011 3 года назад

    what kind of motorcycle does this guy have

  • @TuuRelentless
    @TuuRelentless 3 года назад

    That miata though 😍

  • @jayreloaded2580
    @jayreloaded2580 Год назад

    Of course this guy live is California it makes perfect sense smfh

  • @et9010
    @et9010 2 года назад

    That was strange poor girl

  • @johnharlan7205
    @johnharlan7205 3 года назад

    What, no TJA!

  • @taelyannaa8072
    @taelyannaa8072 3 года назад

    O and that song is in a Roblox game

  • @dean3877
    @dean3877 3 года назад

    HAY JIMMY

  • @aicsusa
    @aicsusa 3 года назад

    Sooo the Donut Burger can get any girl or the free Voss helmet? LOL! Nice actress, you have there. I think I have seen her in a few of your other movies riding with you! Thanks for sharing and giving us some laughs! Good to laugh again since I just got out of the hospital yesterday! Take care and God bless you all! David

  • @SA-he5ej
    @SA-he5ej 3 года назад

    You have some lose marbles in your head!!! I love you!!

  • @malterego7853
    @malterego7853 3 года назад

    Grettings from Serbia!

    • @kevinp8108
      @kevinp8108 3 года назад

      @aRtY- there are Serbian fans? How did you discover The Kleb in Serbia?

    • @klebleonard
      @klebleonard 3 года назад

      @@kevinp8108 also from Serbia, he does have fans here