I once hired a contractor to renovate my house and all he did was destroy the walls and put knives in all the rooms and he kept laughing to himself the entire time
its so funny whenever he roleplays the couple next door watching the crazy person. he makes his voice deeper for the old man, but he just keeps his voice normal for the woman lmao
I love how jerma will say "what kind of psychopath does that?" and then immediately follow up with "that actually sounds pretty cool, I should do that."
reminds me of that one thing that was like Scientists be like “well if you do that the consequences would be disastrous” and then get a faraway look in their face that says that they are in fact considering the consequences and will go ahead and do so anyway
Who would've known that the first silly house flipper stream would eventually lead to the Saw House, and the House Flipper Invitational Cinematic Universe? One of the best games that Jerma has ever touched tbh.
@@No1TypeC Please watch Jeremy and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Stream. Not even as like a passive-aggressive statement (though is the first time they interacted iirc) it is close to my favorite video on either Jerma channel ever
@@_trois No unfortunately, it's counting down. We'll still have to deal with 984 more Jermas until the nightmare is finally over and JermaZero arrives to save our souls.
56:39 this is such a fucking underrated bit, I never see this in any Jerma moments videos but I literally randomly think of *NO PICTURES!!!* sometimes and lose my shit
The Slow Jerma bit went on for so long and I woke up to this stream I thought I somehow slowed the video down I can't believe I actually fell for one of the jerma bits
4:14:55 I woke up to this in the middle of the night and it was the creepiest thing ever. In my half asleep state I pictured Jerma laughing at someone suffering.
The rant about having large windows in your house boiling down to “don’t buy a computer; don’t buy a house.” Is one of the funniest things jerma has done
Elbertson is the only streamer who makes me want to dismantle my own house and replace it with an exact replica of the famous house from Peter Griffin Show featuring Brian the Dog. No other streamer can make me feel that exact feeling.
house flipper was the first jerma content i consumed. GAS will always have a soft spot in my heart. digging through elden ring vods as i sleep. mr green and the yoinky sploinky and baseball and honestly, such a talented man and great innovator who stands out in an age of performers
incredible +2's in this video: 2:47:07 okay now send the pizza delivery gorilla nextdoor 2:53:55 the Infinity War nut room 3:14:32 insanely fucked A24 Jerma985 viewing chamber 3:10:30 holy shit he got crushed by the monkey channel 4:00:16 untitled 4:04:57 the Cinder Block bit 3:53:11 fortnite +2 3:21:10 *G A S* 2:17:26 all time worst noise of 2020 2:59:22 seven voice actors try to climb out of jerma's mouth 3:42:52 welcome to Sa- wait no, please don't leave wait 3:47:15 *G A S II* (he throws up) 3:50:42 he's been avoiding the allegations for 8 years 4:03:26 existential andy 4:18:20 fix your speed
I like jerma because I have very similar fears to him, I've always suffered with a fear of invisible people being in my bathroom like using my toilet or in my shower so I used to be so scared of the bathroom that I'd try to hold in my bladder the whole day, I just find it funny and relatable when jerma talks about his fear of being seen naked because that's my kind of fear too tbh
Jerma isn't really retiring he just needs time to prerecord 200 MrSlimeTV streams so he can play them simultaneously and pretend it's two different people.
sometimes when he does the slime voice with the filter he sounds like a protectron from fallout new vegas edit: also when he speeds the clip of him talking slowly up to 2x speed it just sounds like a really bad g-man impression
i have this on as background noise rn and every once in a while i look over and once again he's failing miserably to put down flooring efficiently. bro will put down a rectangle that doesn't line up with anything and then spend 10 minutes filling in individual squares
Funny highlights (gonna take me a few days to get all the good ones...): 0:17:52 - goofy ahh 80s music house flipper speedrun 2:55:38 - gonna watch infinity war at max volume!!! 2:57:38 - g0kU
4:05:34 i get what he's saying here, i've heard that when you're dying and you see your "life flashing before your eyes", thats your brain going through every single memory to keep you from dying
Okay so I was sick with a fever and I couldn’t fall asleep (I would fade in and out of consciousness) and when I tell you I woke up to this 2:50:30 and SCARED ME then fell back asleep then woke up again to this 2:56:15 got even more scared as I could not fall asleep during the entirety of the bit… This was not the night of my life 😭💀
This string of long content videos on RUclips makes me think that there is another BJP (Big Jerma Project) in the works that needs an increased revenue stream to finance. Hope it goes well.
I once hired a contractor to renovate my house and all he did was destroy the walls and put knives in all the rooms and he kept laughing to himself the entire time
joker from suicide squad?
its so funny whenever he roleplays the couple next door watching the crazy person. he makes his voice deeper for the old man, but he just keeps his voice normal for the woman lmao
There are only so many voices 🤷🏻😂
It makes sense considering he already has housewife voice
It’s two men
he's role playing as the gay couple next door 🏳️🌈👬🏻👨🏻❤️👨🏻
I love how jerma will say "what kind of psychopath does that?" and then immediately follow up with "that actually sounds pretty cool, I should do that."
When he was saying it i was thinking that it sounded awesome, so I’m glad he changed his mind
reminds me of that one thing that was like
Scientists be like “well if you do that the consequences would be disastrous” and then get a faraway look in their face that says that they are in fact considering the consequences and will go ahead and do so anyway
The "welcome to house flipper" cold open really hit the nostalgia bone today. What a journey it's been
JermaCraft level nostalgia
i wish houses were real
In this economy???
@@Thomas_AngeloI F***ING LOVE THE ECONOMY
i wish you were real
Me too buddy
Terrifying idea
I wish I could derive as much joy from my own life as jerma does from putting a door on backwards.
The good news is that you can! You just need to embody being a clown as much he does lol
Who would've known that the first silly house flipper stream would eventually lead to the Saw House, and the House Flipper Invitational Cinematic Universe? One of the best games that Jerma has ever touched tbh.
The second stream of House Flipper lead to Dollhouse
@@bannedthricelol8799I think Jerma had been harboring that sick fetish for much longer but I agree it was instrumental
Arguably the reason Jerma and Vinny connected, right? The VR Saw trap room...
@No1TypeC not sure if maybe I'm misunderstanding your comment but vinny and jerma were friends wayyyyyyyyyyyy before that
@@No1TypeC Please watch Jeremy and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Stream. Not even as like a passive-aggressive statement (though is the first time they interacted iirc) it is close to my favorite video on either Jerma channel ever
throughout the years of jerma doing houseflipper the line "OH SHIT I BOUGHT A BED" never fails to make my sides hurt from laughter lmao
looking forward to jerma building his retirement home in his next house flipper stream
hi pokki !!
@@TheDominator hi dominator !!
@@we-must-live hi!!
It's like he never died.. RIP Jeremy, we miss you buddy.
It's fuck up to say that about a man who only has 30 days to live.
Was waiting for this comment lol
WHAT
When did he get decomissioned?? Are we gonna see 986 soon?
@@_trois No unfortunately, it's counting down. We'll still have to deal with 984 more Jermas until the nightmare is finally over and JermaZero arrives to save our souls.
56:39 this is such a fucking underrated bit, I never see this in any Jerma moments videos but I literally randomly think of *NO PICTURES!!!* sometimes and lose my shit
idk why “fuck the bathroom. it’s now a petsmart” always makes me snort
Thanks for uploading! Now I can fall asleep to the ravings of a madman, occasionally interrupted by a loud gasp, yell or scream 🥰
Indeed, falling asleep to a Jerma supercut is the wildest experience you could ever have.
I do it everyday
❤
She flip my house till I'm supercut
So it’s upside down
she supercut my house till it's flipped
she jer my emy till I 985
that’s one way to get circumcised
i housed her jerma until i flip cut er sup
I love how super cut is just 6 h long.
That's it
6 hours is super long video wise
The Slow Jerma bit went on for so long and I woke up to this stream I thought I somehow slowed the video down I can't believe I actually fell for one of the jerma bits
4:14:55 I woke up to this in the middle of the night and it was the creepiest thing ever.
In my half asleep state I pictured Jerma laughing at someone suffering.
The rant about having large windows in your house boiling down to “don’t buy a computer; don’t buy a house.” Is one of the funniest things jerma has done
I cannot explain how much I love “gyas” it’s my favorite jerma bit
it's only made funnier by the fact that they almost never even mention gas. it's saw fanfiction
bro finished editing the house flipper supercut after i just spent 6 years watching every jerma house flipper video in existence, fuck
3:35:02 "That's 2 million dollars. No deal. I'm going to have 1 million in this case"
His goals are beyond our understanding.
I clapped! I clapped when I saw the houses being flipped!
Watching these all strung together you really start to realise how much he talks about the bathroom
Elbertson is the only streamer who makes me want to dismantle my own house and replace it with an exact replica of the famous house from Peter Griffin Show featuring Brian the Dog. No other streamer can make me feel that exact feeling.
RARE Mr. Editor segment 1:29:47
22:01 breaking bad house lol
house flipper was the first jerma content i consumed. GAS will always have a soft spot in my heart. digging through elden ring vods as i sleep. mr green and the yoinky sploinky and baseball and honestly, such a talented man and great innovator who stands out in an age of performers
Covering someones walls in mirrors through their whole house would be an S tier prank
incredible +2's in this video:
2:47:07 okay now send the pizza delivery gorilla nextdoor
2:53:55 the Infinity War nut room
3:14:32 insanely fucked A24 Jerma985 viewing chamber
3:10:30 holy shit he got crushed by the monkey channel
4:00:16 untitled
4:04:57 the Cinder Block bit
3:53:11 fortnite +2
3:21:10 *G A S*
2:17:26 all time worst noise of 2020
2:59:22 seven voice actors try to climb out of jerma's mouth
3:42:52 welcome to Sa- wait no, please don't leave wait
3:47:15 *G A S II* (he throws up)
3:50:42 he's been avoiding the allegations for 8 years
4:03:26 existential andy
4:18:20 fix your speed
skimming through this video to find the GYAS bit
edit: 3:19:03
four minutes?
yes, i may have a problem
2:54:05 Can't believe Jerma actually invented gooning
I like jerma because I have very similar fears to him, I've always suffered with a fear of invisible people being in my bathroom like using my toilet or in my shower so I used to be so scared of the bathroom that I'd try to hold in my bladder the whole day, I just find it funny and relatable when jerma talks about his fear of being seen naked because that's my kind of fear too tbh
I think the Mr.satan/Freddy Krueger is maybe my favorite jerma bit of all time
Wake up babe, 6 hour jerma house flipper compilation dropped
The beginning of the end of the beginning
no actually this is a gold mine, so much (background) jerma content now for the next few weeks ty
The Sunny intro is absolutely perfect for the vibe
Did not realise how much I needed this until I saw it in my inbox lmao
These are like my favourite jerma streams
"The Jermall of America" is probably still one of the best 2ndJerma videos to date
1:33:44 the stairway to heaven saga is one of my absolute favorite jerma moments 😂
Jerma isn't really retiring he just needs time to prerecord 200 MrSlimeTV streams so he can play them simultaneously and pretend it's two different people.
Finally, the baseball vid
Dad: How's the job search going?
Me:
0:01 Israeli settlers POV
I did not expect to see this on a jerma video of all things
I cant belive this man kills people
That's an understatement compared to what he does with them before murdering them in a meat grinder.
can't blame the guy its his job, heard he runs a private military company located in saychelles too! the phantom psycho that he is...
🤓 actually it's 6:39:12
I can
sometimes when he does the slime voice with the filter he sounds like a protectron from fallout new vegas
edit: also when he speeds the clip of him talking slowly up to 2x speed it just sounds like a really bad g-man impression
3:08:12
And the monkey's paw curls
The ultimate Jerma video. Just six hours of House Flipper. Long have we waited.
Yup time to get high. 4:07:17 one of my favorite smaller moments with jerma. I always feel similar about the trapped in head stuff.
Jerma retired so he could have a excuse to only stream houseflipper
"Hellooo? Anybody outside??" 9 minutes in and I'm already dying 💀
forgot how absolutely insane jerma's aqua teen impressions are
i have this on as background noise rn and every once in a while i look over and once again he's failing miserably to put down flooring efficiently. bro will put down a rectangle that doesn't line up with anything and then spend 10 minutes filling in individual squares
Imagine how much the Jerma piss carpet would sell for
I don't want to know lmfao
when you think about it he truly dlipped the house
Love the Supermarket Sweep music coming in during the intense speedrun painting job
35:55 he’s laughing as if he didn’t go on to have this exact set up😭
Psyco makes people move out of homes to “fix them”
4:55:02 “no, i am NOT making the spongebob kitchen” *makes the spongebob kitchen*
holy shit the whole bit with the dad living in the walls is literally the plot of the movie parasite
Penile Window is a good band name
23:10 nobody is going to talk about the Walter White's house ?
The Aqua Teen House actually canonically has no toilet.
4:02:07 always has me DYING of laughter, its insane how Jerma actually does this.
goin into a pet smart and the employee is just taking a massive dump
Funny highlights (gonna take me a few days to get all the good ones...):
0:17:52 - goofy ahh 80s music house flipper speedrun
2:55:38 - gonna watch infinity war at max volume!!!
2:57:38 - g0kU
4:05:34 i get what he's saying here, i've heard that when you're dying and you see your "life flashing before your eyes", thats your brain going through every single memory to keep you from dying
jerma limp bizkit mention gave me whiplash
Seeing this makes me realize how much they improved the game in the second one
listening to this while i play house flipper.
as Jod intended
This video is my Schneider Cut.
Okay so I was sick with a fever and I couldn’t fall asleep (I would fade in and out of consciousness) and when I tell you I woke up to this 2:50:30 and SCARED ME then fell back asleep then woke up again to this 2:56:15 got even more scared as I could not fall asleep during the entirety of the bit… This was not the night of my life 😭💀
"Upgamers" is what Jerma should call his fans.
This string of long content videos on RUclips makes me think that there is another BJP (Big Jerma Project) in the works that needs an increased revenue stream to finance. Hope it goes well.
Jerma making a drug joke in the breaking bad house
This video made my computer lag so bad that it froze and now I can’t use my computer and it’s stuck on a frame of this video
8 days ago, and only 84k views!? This is the master collection of Jerma-brand Home Improvement Content! We need more attention on this!!
That garage at 27:45 is like a serial killer prepping the garage for blood
jerma doing a dutch impression is something i didnt know i needed
1:29:15 soldier players when they have a shovel and a head's beneath them
3:19:02 the moment you’ve all been waiting for
4:18:20 Slow Jerma on x2 speed sounds like he's taken his meds
im sad that the "no we didnt like that we didnt like that *_NO PICTURES_* clip didnt make it into this supercut. Actually crying rn in bed
56:40
2:17:26 simultaneously the most impressive and worst noise of 2018 - "The Slime Crew"
Woke up to the Tasmanian Devil impression???
Rip all of the viewers who's sacrifice was used to reduce "Jerma985" down to 6 hours
this is the perfect thing to put on while deep-cleaning behind my bed (no bug-crushing for me)
at like 3 hours in he starts doing rapid fire impressions and dutch van der linde broke me
rest in peace the best streamer ever
Finally, the perfect background video
Jerma is the type of guy to build a square house in the sims and put random shit in each corner.
1:22:41 as you can see jerma reverts to his rat form
3:56:20 The start to one of the funniest Jerma bits
4:03:27 Another fantastic bit from Jerma985
happy birthday jerma : ]
new jerma video to go to sleep to dropped
Jerma house flipper in 2022 to 2023 was the best time mane
Oooo thank you for the homemade super cut 😎
1:11:18 i absolutely cant
6 hours of a maniac destroying private property
2:05:25 - "the secret slime action is: Smelling Gas"