Cosmic Pain

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[@fuitbythefoot]

"Rhythm Rally 2 was nerfed in megamix"

[@GooberInternet]

"Say that to my face."
"I dare you."

[@ForestGramps]

Yea! I remember struggling to get through it on DS, and I was super excited to try it on Megamix...

[@TheGecko26]

a lot of stuff was nerfed in megamix

[@ellec7188]

The fate of the universe depends on this table tennis match

[@synthetic_creature]

@@TheGecko26 and lockstep was one that Wasnt

[@Henksen]

That's alright, I never needed that perfect anyway

[@Derfiul]

yeah yeah, perfects are overrated, it doesn't bother me to not 100% the game, not at all :')

[@bricklock1942]

It’s ok, it’s like Lockstep at 130% speed.

[@Gust3883]

Basically, yeah

[@melvint-p9500]

Lockstep but you switch sides every step

[@alexk9642]

well duh cause its megamix
imagine flicking in this

[@lamonite]

@@alexk9642 megamix has touch controls :,(

[@spark_forklift]

@@lamoniteyou only tap not flick the stylus

[@johnnysaurus04]

What new players think that part looks like:

[@applesarefum]

That's still how I feel after having owned the game since it came out 😭😭

[@pelman]

mr krabs walking be like: 0:07

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yep.

[@Arethusa01]

This is just a regular ping pong game, nothing else.

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

ikr!

[@AkmalZaini-po3bh]

@@xxsuperproductionsxx138 Yes,its true

[@RussellYeetsYou]

I would love to see the amount of A buttons broken just for this

[@RussellYeetsYou]

I know but what about the new players that are just clueless about this

[@jayIG]

imagine the touchscreens shattered

[@FedoraKirb]

And then they go on as if nothing happened.

[@ryelo5448]

I feel like this could be doable with the dpad as a second input like in rhythm twesers.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

(laughs in rehid)

[@engineergaming7407]

what, are you playing as both people?

[@aclonymous]

this would be hella easy even with just the a button lol

[@CyanSoCalico]

Once you can wrap your head around the timing it's actually pretty easy

[@brendanstreecko7847]

Michael Darrow and as the ball and the circles floating around

[@bobthenerd1010]

Wait, that's just lockstep in a trenchcoat

[@czechslovakian]

sup

[@arthurrochamattathecreator3070]

Always has been

[@RaceBandit]

I think I'm underestimating this one since it looks doable. Probably from it only being a bar or two as opposed to the whole song...

[@R8Spike]

I mean, if you use 4 buttons

[@czechslovakian]

How people describe Cosmic Rhythm Rally

[@gabrielamaciasleon8294]

Or Remix 8 From DS

[@victoriabell9546]

Imagine how this would feel if the flick controls still existed. Oof... my wrist.

[@nin10doadict]

Funny thing is that this doesn't even seem that hard, it's just 8th notes

[@theeggo55]

yeah but these ones are on the upbeats

[@polyhedronman9975]

cant wait for 16th notes then

[@sketchingfantasian]

@@theeggo55 just tap the downbeats on your lap and do the upbeats on the button

[@Tottosmile]

accurate representation of how it feels to go for a perfect in cosmic rhythm rally

[@Accordian]

WHEN I SHIFT INTO *M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E*

[@orb9760]

I should have gone for the turbo.

[@The_Huebird]

That's what I call, a fast ball

[@Mierrie]

imagine doing this with a touchscreen

[@username.8084]

this is why i will never get a perfect on any rhythm rally

[@username.8084]

nvm i got a perfect on rhythm rally 1 so now i must wait for a frog hop video to say the exact same thing but with frog hop

[@batorerdyniev9805]

​@@username.8084guess you'll keep waiting

[@superdavidparty]

I don't understand, its ok
It's just Cosmic Rally as always

[@notheotheralex6213]

I still can't get over how badly the ball animation lines up with the paddles.

[@KOrgan0414]

So I did the math, they're going 8x faster than they were in the previous section, making their BPM around 880, or an offbeat of about 440 BPM.

[@Lowtier_Hero]

this makes everything 20 times funnier

[@Wise_Person]

nah, nah, that's exactly how i remember it

[@RunninPigeon]

Imagine this, but on the DS’s touchscreen.

[@plant7371]

Players: I can't wait to Perfect this!
Game: Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[@thiccsam3740]

The new ping-pong anime looks intense.

[@AwesomeAim]

The absolute horror seeing what's coming as the ball casually bounces and then it happens is terrifying.

[@jaelin3631]

How people be describing trying to perfect Cosmic Rhythm Rally.

[@intelligent1964]

Still slower than remix 8

[@stripethecatsoldier]

im pretty sure the rate at which you press a is slower than the working dough part in final remix so its doable

[@swordf5345]

No one:
Not a single damn soul:
Modern rhythm games be like:

[@seansatake6807]

this is how most people think cosmic rhythm rally is
when in reality thats only in like remix 8 ds

[@alacritical7873]

"Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell!"

[@pavloverboy]

I've never even played Rhythm Heaven and I felt physical pain watching this

[@freeformfunposting]

I honestly wish this was in the game, it would be so satisfying to hit.

[@magnetshroom466]

This dont have in the game?

[@liketocodev]

This looks fun to play

[@tech8222]

What my braincells do in a test

[@shionashiel]

Thank you EpicHaxGuy, very cool!

[@andorrra]

this is just like cosmic rhythm rally in the challenge train!

[@colorplease9570]

standard asian ping pong

[@YumJum90]

Tbf, this looks easier than Rhythm Rally 2 DS

[@irishjade03]

Hi Yumiko!

[@sir.op3429]

Rhythm Rally being Rhythm Rally

[@fuze7885]

I'm gonna put this in 2x speed, brb
Edit: ok so I may have opened up a black hole by accident

[@Palamedes2009]

Julius Vs Zelda in Zelda Timeline#4

[@Danominator]

The ping-pongers are talented for sure but that cowbell guy deserves a raise

[@davialves5264]

**Violently shakes DS**

[@alekmocarski2089]

Can't believe they put a fitting location there.

[@GurenDarius]

When you bored and start doing horse running with your fingers

[@orangeminicrewmate4320]

the head of the last 2 people left in a hot potato round:

[@StafkiGTN]

this is how fast the ball feels when i play tennis

[@ShadyLaVa]

Remix 8 (DS) in a Nutshell

[@derpedsixtyfour33]

as if my difficulty getting a superb and the skill star wasn't already enough of a pain

[@CasualCapSkips]

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.
I HAD WAR FLASHBACKS.

[@theeggo55]

*despair rally is spreading*

[@xflaminqo3190]

Nobody:
Remix 8:

[@christ8141]

I LOBE THIS

[@ellec7188]

I did not expect that lol

[@poog9476]

I know true fear and it is two purple men playing ping pong in space

[@Wadosan]

Being a percussionist in Marching band be like

[@lahipnoseta1903]

thats a really fast tink tonk tink uh

[@Duskool]

Cool, because we needed Cosmic Rhythm Rally but Tempo Up!

[@redstonechippedsemmy7177]

THAT JUMPSCARES ME

[@Blancodraws]

The planet on the thumbnail makes it better

[@gohan0098]

Just like I felt it.

[@onehappyboy3029]

This is accurate

[@SlyHikari03]

“Speed”Ball.

[@migueltomi3087]

That is how it feels like

[@SteamedPokehog]

Double speed and have fun!

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

Rare footage of JohnColtranerhythm Rally 3.

[@slavicdudeasiandude6943]

intense match

[@marcusjc0bl0l]

indeed pain

[@BurningGreenFace]

Ping-pong Purgatory

[@vitowidjojo7038]

Real turbo rally.

[@stevenpavelish6017]

That thumbnail tho!

[@scorpiojo1104]

WAT LIKE 999% SPEED RIGHT THERE

[@claytoncoe838]

Pro table tennis be like

[@1RBFloatin]

Imagine this in 2x speed

[@Anotherchild_lol]

You can do it

[@OneDotLeader]

is it a bad thing that this is unironically what an irl tabe tennis match looks like to me

[@IkaraPopsicle]

Nice ball

[@redstonechippedsemmy7177]

Well at least we dont have to flick but instead tap rapidly :D

[@nacheitor8563]

This is how I saw this game first time

[@JSterling812]

aight

[@Zynthex0]

Im gonna broke the button A

[@tcunningham4373]

At least you dont have to flick..!

[@EricE549]

that location tho

[@khazychan]

Hyper Rhythm Rally

[@agent_8]

Remix 8 be like:

[@matusguy]

Custom remixes be like:

[@psychomarleen]

WHAT THE---

[@Jackson-zu1uk]

Insert remix 8 joke

[@Geometrydashgaming351]

Someone should make this in Heaven Studio

[@jaydenh922]

What players think of this game when playing it for the first time:

[@brennam5596]

I don't know if it's my 4 years in percussion or the fact that the inputs are basically the same as Mr. Upbeat but this doesn't look too hard

[@xiaolin867]

Oh hey, that's me

[@Enzo_0203]

fun fact: that's just 8 A presses

[@imnotyourdaddyimyour001]

I can hear the MUDA MUDA part of the rally

[@kd_ss]

i would simply seize

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

H e a d

[@feitphikz]

i agree

[@FedoraKirb]

So... tempo up on the Challenge Train?