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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
- The FUNNIEST Stories told on Valorant...
These are the funniest stories told on Valorant with the general theme around funny school stories since everyone is returning to school. These stories are out of pocket, questionable, and hilarious, as each friend in the friend group retells and laughs along with the funniest stories that they recall on Valorant. I hope you enjoy these funny moments valorant storytime video, and I hope these funny stories told on valorant don't scare you from watching valorant story time again. Also, please do not re enact these funny valorant stories at home or at school because some of them are very cursed, even if they are hilarious and made my whole friend group laugh. Hope you enjoy our friend's funny stories and my friend's stupidity!
So, for gamer girls, gamer guys, and hotties alike, I hope you enjoy this Valorant funny moments video sprinkled with funny valorant school stories, funny valorant story time, talking to friends about funny stories in the valorant game, telling funny stories on valorant, hearing about dante punching a kindergartener, and overall having fun with all my friends as we tell hilarious stories and epic funny jokes (an epic and funny valorant experience POG), and overall VIBE WITH THE HOMIES YAAAA!!! 😁
Timestamps:
0:00 Kindergartener Fight Club
0:52 Cursed Activity
1:15 "Hump Day"
1:50 Church confession
2:28 Catholic Church Explained
3:11 Gay School Homies
3:36 Gay School Retreat x 7
5:00 Crackhead Story
5:30 1st Grade Bladder Problems
6:10 Sneaky Link😉
7:42 SORTING BEANS
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▸OMM Fufu - @OMMFufu
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Dante's sneaky link had me dying 😭💀
Yea😂
Dante digging through the squishmallows to hide from the parents 😭😭
We went from a very wholesome video, to this. Oozern be funny everywhere anytime and anytime. This is why hes underrated. He deserves over 200k subs instantly
Couldn't agree more
ong
Yea now hw deserves more
we need like an hour long vid of just stories from these boys
Bro everytime i watch your videos i end up on the floor crying from straight laughter bro. you and your friends are awesome bro
“GIVE ME MY WATER BOTTLE”
“YOU PEED IN A WATER BOTTLE UNDER HER BED??!!??”
“YES?? I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE”
bruh moment
yes
My comment will ratio u, mark my words.
@@Das-oy6ht ooooh get ratiod
@@Das-oy6ht 🤓
@@Oozern after being segregated in kindergarten oozern now spends his days ratioing his 12 year old viewers online
I knew these people had to have traumatic childhoods to be this funny
i was waiting with my food for a video and again right on time tysm oozern
LOL that’s awesome. Choosing to watch a video with your food is the best compliment😂
@@Oozern always the best compliments to the chef😉
I could listen to Artax explain Catholic Church forever
I gotta explain the sacraments next dawg
Hilarious video and btw y'all are great storytellers 💯💯
Dante's Sneaky Link Bro HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD every Stories about u guys had me Fkin Dying out here
😂😂❤️
@@Oozern 1:49 lol
Bro I was laughing like CRAZY 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 man i love you guys
I died watching this. I love when people come out and tell these school/teenage years stories. Just cracks me up
W video like always. keep it up man
Best video
He has a mine of "CONTENT" and I will dig for it!!
these guys are mad underrated bro these vids are funny asf😭💀
This is amazing
I mean if someone pushed me while I was peeing I would do the same too 💀
I like so much when Dante and you play😂😂🎉
Literally the Fitz group but on Valorant keep this up
this is the funniest video ive seen in a long time
I haven’t been to church in so long .. virtual mass was so nostalgic thank you
HOT DAMN you know that it is a good day if oozern posts
holy these are so funny
Bro this is funny af🤣
bro that church confession is FACTS. I said a whole bunch of stuff i didnt do 😂
this is very funny
LMFAO PRESS F FOR DANTE
this is the funniest val video ngl
dante is the best 1 the way he just beat the out of the kid
haven't watched it but already know its good
The whole catholic but was sooooo accurate I’m crying
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 1)
this is true I was the urinal
do you guys ever want to punt a kid across the room
Oozern funni
ngl this the channel i go to to get some wholesome content
Bro why is this the first video that came while I'm eating 😭😭
im dying watch this vid🤣🤣🤣
OOZERN VIDEO LET'S GOO
Dante is Dante
3:02 AMEEEEEEEEEEN
oof, i was eating some ramen and started laughing at the same time i ended up choking
Ooze he’s so funny
valorant fitz.
oozern got too much sussy experiences, but funny ass stories
I was in church watching this my composure 😭
Yo ummm can we get more of these it makes me happy😏😏😏
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 2)
hi big fan haha hello hi
LMAOOOOO
these videos remind me so much of old csgo fitz
u need to make a podcast bro this shit is too funny
Ooz let me join please this is so funny lmao
yessir
wooo
We need baby fufu
Ah yes, VALORANT
bro your so fucking funny your my fave youtuber
yo fracture looked like that?? i forgot tbh
Artax basically the priest
Oozern, Sir. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE WHERE ANY OF THOSE THINGS ARE OKI TO HAPPEN??? LMAO WTF
heeheehaha
I’m not sure I want my name to be there after those stories
😂😂
as a catholic, i'd go to hell at this point for laughing my ass from the explanation 😂 2:28
im going to hell too 😭 im a devout catholic but that shit was funny
PT 2 PLASSS
What kind of a school did Oozern go to??😂
More story time
Hey oozern, do you manage to give the wholesome kid his pokemon game?
yo im finally early to the video
Noti gang😈
This shit Is so dubulous 😂😂😂
Lol
as a devout catholic the mass explanation did offend me but it was very funnily accurate
hmm its interesting
Dante's under the bed story is actually true, I was the girl.
i have watched all of your videos oozern, i will be here for every video until i am recognized (Day 3)
Sheeeesh all of them?? Insane. Thank u for the support and I’m glad you’re enjoying the content man!
@@Oozern NOOO WAY I DIDNT THINK ID GET A REPLY! IM FR WHEN I SAY ALL OF THEM. (It doesnt show anymore cause I got a new phone I think D: )
would it be more funnier if it's animated?
especially the sneaky link story 😂
wtf
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
you need to do a mockery of the british in valorant, I'm british, you'll love the ping :/
I LOVE YOU OOZ
bro what I would give to play with dante
was this recorded like 2 months ago why there 2 chamber traps lmfao
Urinals are 💀
U should do a video with vootz, Dante knows him
when i was second grade i poop in bathroom but there was no toiletpaper left so i used my socks and after i just washed it with water and put in my backpack
"I beat the shit out of a kidnergartener" thats cool,
hello 911 I have an emergency this video is to funny
I’m first not you Kim Niu
Forgive me father 🙌
i want this world
I'm your 739th viewer in my universe
Hey where is the part where u said u will explain what u guys did to the wholesome kid?
ham
Nah you can't tell me the mom didn't know she came home and opened the window in er daughter room for no reason she definitely knew
0:19 outta context this is just a smol bit weird...
Hi Oozern!!!
Hello!
Been fucking waiting papi
God i miss Split
bring the little boy back :(