How to Make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation | Basic Instincts | WIRED

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @greasysausage5133
    @greasysausage5133 4 года назад +8815

    This dude just roasted the human body like 20 times

    • @AkunoRonin
      @AkunoRonin 4 года назад +334

      He's not wrong

    • @dekuuchiha9990
      @dekuuchiha9990 4 года назад +189

      Well he def has some neanderthal blood

    • @tbbenjy
      @tbbenjy 4 года назад +144

      yea but his ears make up for all that

    • @vivinh18
      @vivinh18 4 года назад +45

      rosting with real facts

    • @drago1428
      @drago1428 4 года назад +34

      Lol our teeth arent weak :/

  • @zakkapradana7180
    @zakkapradana7180 4 года назад +3460

    I think this guy is way too overqualified to bangs rocks together in the woods for internet entertainment

    • @GodLeftAllOfUs
      @GodLeftAllOfUs 4 года назад +14

      He's rich, he can do anything

    • @GrimReapuh
      @GrimReapuh 4 года назад +21

      @@GodLeftAllOfUs why is that your username? it interests my being here...

    • @yankeedoodle9443
      @yankeedoodle9443 4 года назад +11

      Yeah way overqualified clearly with all that blood leaking out of his hands. 😂

    • @Eggychonk
      @Eggychonk 4 года назад +1

      You deserve 600 likes here you go

    • @zakkapradana7180
      @zakkapradana7180 4 года назад

      @@Eggychonk thank you hamsterfan

  • @arkiebarkie5656
    @arkiebarkie5656 4 года назад +3128

    *Advancement Made: Stone age*

  • @offgridgecko
    @offgridgecko 4 года назад +159

    I have to admit, I was expecting a bunch of BS, but you did a pretty good job of covering this topic concisely and fairly completely. l would have watched longer. People think stone tools are useless, and most archeologists I've seen even downplay how effective they can be. You are the first one I've seen mention splitting wood, which is one essential component of fire-making kits. Well done, WIRED, well done.

    • @thepcfd
      @thepcfd 2 года назад

      so do you have any idea how to make axe ?

    • @ousqa
      @ousqa Год назад

      @@thepcfd he showed how in the video lol

    • @mitchthegamingidiot3516
      @mitchthegamingidiot3516 Год назад +1

      Depends on the type of axe. Celts(pronounced selt instead of Kelt) were typically ground down via taking a piece of stone and grinding it against another, larger rock, though knapped celts weren't unheard of. Hand axes were typically knapped, though.@@thepcfd

    • @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube
      @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube 11 месяцев назад

      As a minecrafter, stone tools are NOT useless.

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 5 месяцев назад +1

      Stefan Milo has a lot of great videos about early tools, if you're interested in learning more check him out

  • @Tetris521
    @Tetris521 4 года назад +842

    Human: *hits rock*
    *WORLD DOMINATION UNLOCKED*

  • @noahjones9833
    @noahjones9833 4 года назад +3015

    "And right there, in less than a second, i have created a tool to overcome alllll of my physical limitations" *begins flying*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1531

    "Humans are one of the weakest species on the planet"
    This is why you need to do 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10km run everyday for 3 years without using air conditioning until you're bald.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 4 года назад +63

      Ah yes become Saitama.

    • @hell7794
      @hell7794 4 года назад +27

      And beat a massive crab with a neck tie

    • @agness1390
      @agness1390 4 года назад +10

      6TH TIME I'VE SEEN YOU TODAY

    • @cubeoi
      @cubeoi 4 года назад +5

      you are the new justin y

    • @julio4206
      @julio4206 4 года назад +2

      Lol Saitama

  • @turispaev
    @turispaev 4 года назад +540

    "This is an entirely predictable process"
    *Camera pans to show fresh cuts on his hands*

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 3 года назад +43

      Yes. As an electrician and hobby machinist, I too predict that you will get cut when you play with sharp things.
      Oh, I cook, too...

    • @dersven4122
      @dersven4122 2 года назад +16

      In the wilderness this is standard, everything will cut or bruise your skin in some way, until it gets hard enough

    • @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
      @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 2 года назад +10

      And? It’s still predictable.

  • @YGOrochi
    @YGOrochi 4 года назад +1251

    Dude just straight up cut himself in like... 5 places after hitting that rock once...

  • @Astr97
    @Astr97 4 года назад +551

    Me: Why would I want to do this?
    My Brain: Why wouldn't I want to do this?

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 года назад +1

      Typical survivor: whatever the streets & random abandoned building offers
      Bill: 2 rocks & a stick

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 4 года назад

      @Daren Wang well I doubt a rock hatchet wouldn't help against a machete or gun, but yeah

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 года назад

      @Daren Wang "guerrilla warfare"
      I see where you're going with that.

    • @EXteacherXE
      @EXteacherXE Месяц назад

      It’s in your genes 🧬 programmed over thousands of generations.

  • @woepdiecat
    @woepdiecat 4 года назад +4771

    ''obsidian is used to make stone tools''
    minecraft players: **confused screaming**

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 года назад +184

      Also minecraft players: *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*

    • @woepdiecat
      @woepdiecat 4 года назад +20

      @caesar muhammad thats very true. very sad also for minecraft

    • @ayrtonpavot3096
      @ayrtonpavot3096 4 года назад +23

      @caesar muhammad No, there's netherite.

    • @adorablecactus4
      @adorablecactus4 4 года назад +22

      @caesar muhammad its a new thing in the nether update thats coming out

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 года назад +18

      @caesar muhammad you been living above the bedrock?

  • @williamjver
    @williamjver 4 года назад +213

    This is actual a tutorial.
    I learned something today.

    • @aidens.ramirez3501
      @aidens.ramirez3501 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PZvqsyS-mRg/видео.html here some grammar lessons as well, you'll learn how to speak perfectly!

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 года назад +1

      @@aidens.ramirez3501 I don't think that English is their first language

    • @jujularue7611
      @jujularue7611 3 года назад

      @@kucskabolka735 why ? is it a requirement to watch those videos?

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 года назад +2

      @@jujularue7611 No, why would it be?

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 2 года назад

      @@kucskabolka735 English is also not my first language, but i put in energy to learn it.

  • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
    @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 4 года назад +1065

    This is basically getting Minecraft’s “Stone Age” award but in real life

  • @SergenGamesTV
    @SergenGamesTV 4 года назад +331

    Me: "Enough YT-Videos for today, its time to go sleep."
    *How to make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation*
    My brain: "You never know..."

    • @jdavalos5477
      @jdavalos5477 4 года назад

      Same

    • @thetaticalpeng5553
      @thetaticalpeng5553 4 года назад

      Was about to go on Kerbal Space Program till I found this

    • @28percent4
      @28percent4 4 года назад

      Me: watches pointless videos
      Me when im tired: videos like this
      My brain: whaf if

    • @134T45-d
      @134T45-d 4 года назад +1

      I just read this comment at 12:28 am

    • @PringlesL0vr
      @PringlesL0vr 5 месяцев назад

      Literally me

  • @mairokindasus8807
    @mairokindasus8807 4 года назад +2440

    When you’re trying to explain Minecraft to your parents:

    • @scorcher46
      @scorcher46 4 года назад +9

      RaresGhe true

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 года назад +33

      @@saltytea7685 thats why its the most sold game?

    • @jakejbo7896
      @jakejbo7896 4 года назад +29

      Salty Tea I would like to know your location

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 года назад +28

      @@saltytea7685 Facts dont care about your feelings.

    • @grem2017
      @grem2017 4 года назад +4

      Salty Tea I do

  • @puggopotato5906
    @puggopotato5906 3 года назад +130

    "We need tools to survive"
    7 year old me breaking two stuck to each other Lego's with my nail: Pathetic

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 года назад +1

      Dang you have strong nails it would just tear or hurt mine

    • @effectivefox2844
      @effectivefox2844 3 года назад +1

      Ive done this before we are gods compared to you mortals

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 года назад

      deadass the only animal on the planet that could manage that. Bravo

    • @alexisautotte7159
      @alexisautotte7159 Год назад

      Ahahahaha good one😂

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +2352

    Humans: Are weak*
    Animals: “So we can defeat them?”
    Human: “Well yes but actually no”

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 4 года назад +96

      You can defeat a human with nothing but himself, but you can’t defeat what he’s created
      > points to panzerhund and machinepistole

    • @qirat.652
      @qirat.652 4 года назад +6

      @@istoleurfaceha3527 WunderWaffen!

    • @someboi425
      @someboi425 4 года назад +3

      If the human has a gun, or a gun with a strong bullet.

    • @tylerweir
      @tylerweir 4 года назад +22

      We can even defeat animals without harming it at all. We are so advanced that we can diffuse situations and calm things down not only with each other, but even with other species.

    • @bamboocarver
      @bamboocarver 4 года назад

      Am I supposed to laugh that joke makes no sense

  • @br2147
    @br2147 4 года назад +306

    Guy: *goes off camera*
    Also guy: *goes back to survival mode*

    • @superik408
      @superik408 4 года назад +7

      Also guy: Ok guys, i did a bit of mining off-screen

    • @dittotech3878
      @dittotech3878 4 года назад

      Super Erik Dead 💀🤣

    • @UwUEmmittationUwU
      @UwUEmmittationUwU 4 года назад

      The rest of the world: *has starved to death*

  • @Integral_RoA
    @Integral_RoA 4 года назад +11815

    This is fake. He clearly doesn't even have a crafting table.

    • @H.P778
      @H.P778 4 года назад +226

      Comedy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +744

      He does. It’s just in his inventory.

    • @JusstDexx
      @JusstDexx 4 года назад +482

      Hazel Macaraig he’s in creative mode but we don’t notice it

    • @saru6190
      @saru6190 4 года назад +32

      welcome

    • @MoarCrow
      @MoarCrow 4 года назад +135

      Im just waiting for that person to come in and take this comment seiously (and get wooshed)

  • @mrmonsterhunter808
    @mrmonsterhunter808 4 года назад +473

    “Watch our this edge is razor sharp”
    *proceeds to shave stick towards self*

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357
      @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357 4 года назад +4

      He cut his finger it looks sharp he probably didn’t want to put to much pressure and cut his hand open he said it was razor sharp

    • @2862Gunny
      @2862Gunny 3 года назад +4

      An unhafted edge is easier to pull than push. Poor hand position for sure.

    • @itzybitzyspyder
      @itzybitzyspyder 3 года назад +6

      I'm a butcher of 25 years. I tell new employees not to cut towards themselves while doing it myself. I have the skill to do it and they don't.

    • @limedolemonjet863
      @limedolemonjet863 3 года назад +4

      When you're experienced with blades and sharp rocks like this guy then that's less of a worry.

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 года назад +334

    “Use obsidian for stone tools”
    Minecraft Players: impossible

  • @notastrangeperson2298
    @notastrangeperson2298 4 года назад +908

    I think “experimental archaeologist” is the coolest title a person can have

    • @mattiefee
      @mattiefee 4 года назад +19

      Master Experimental Archeologist...

    • @danman6716
      @danman6716 4 года назад +22

      How about... chicken nugget scientist?

    • @crusadrian5010
      @crusadrian5010 4 года назад +19

      Anime Historian

    • @oy3930
      @oy3930 4 года назад +21

      Anime tiddies expert

    • @darthnihilus3932
      @darthnihilus3932 4 года назад +2

      Lol 2 comments in a row with 420 likes

  • @RaZune
    @RaZune 4 года назад +449

    This guy took Minecraft way too serious.

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 3 года назад +66

    me: ha ha dumb caveman with the brain the size of my fist!
    caveman: you need a homogeneous, brittle, elastic, isotropic stone such as flint, quartzite, or obsidian to make a hertzian cone
    me: ...

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 года назад +6

      Early humans were smarter than we give them credit for. They knew how to locate high quality stone and make tools with them that would take 50-70 steps at times. That takes real forward and abstract thinking to do.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 года назад +5

      @@reecetaylor2626 I agree that it's impressive but I think it actually requires no abstract thinking.
      Find stone
      Hit other stone
      See how well stone hit
      Look where you found stone
      Find more good stone
      It's amazing how far you can get if you just do stuff and experiment a lot.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 года назад +1742

    He forgot to mentioned that you’ll need a wooden pickaxe to get the stones.

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 года назад +30

      And an axe to get sticks

    • @stomper739
      @stomper739 4 года назад +32

      He probably plays rl craft

    • @sugoi9680
      @sugoi9680 4 года назад +5

      And that you need to punch trees to get the wood

    • @informedquasar7696
      @informedquasar7696 4 года назад +2

      Thats why it was hard to get stone

    • @Podgorski37
      @Podgorski37 4 года назад +4

      @@stomper739 imagine lmao

  • @joelpearce1372
    @joelpearce1372 4 года назад +536

    Imagine being stopped by the police while driving
    Police: any weapon in the car?
    Experimental archaeologist: *A Stone Aged Axe*

  • @zelexdabeast4577
    @zelexdabeast4577 4 года назад +648

    Thx my friends in Minecraft killed me with stone tools and I used this method to kill them irl really helps a lot 10/10 recommend 👍🏼😃

  • @typeohero3519
    @typeohero3519 3 года назад +20

    This is why i love artifact hunting, Being the first to hold them for the first time since the last person to use it in hundreds or thousands of years. Every single artifact is unique, all the different types over the years is really an art form. If only each artifact could tell you its story!

  • @jonathan87689
    @jonathan87689 4 года назад +140

    0:11 when your trying to impress the interviewer to get the job lol

  • @lvintagenerd
    @lvintagenerd 4 года назад +47

    04:27 MOJANG, YOU'VE HEARD THE MAN. DO IT!

  • @opte64
    @opte64 4 года назад +466

    4:22
    No one:
    Minecraft veterans: Impossible.

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 года назад +5

      Haha I get it

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 года назад +45

      RLcraft Players: *Just like the simulations*

    • @Xarosy
      @Xarosy 4 года назад +13

      Joshgoshgaming you don’t deserve to say the word “Minecraft”, with that profile picture.

    • @sacredsapphire
      @sacredsapphire 4 года назад +1

      @@Xarosy fortnite and minecraft is the same game tho

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 4 года назад

      Stone
      *o b b y*

  • @Aarminmusic
    @Aarminmusic 4 года назад +69

    6:35 Dude cut up his hand pretty hard doing this

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 3 года назад +10

      Pretty hard? There was a speck of blood.

    • @shashwatsharma4420
      @shashwatsharma4420 3 года назад

      Pretty hard for me

    • @Vidis88
      @Vidis88 3 года назад +12

      2021 a small skin cut = deep flesh wound

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 3 года назад

      when I used to make arrowheads out of obsidian, my left hand was a patchwork of razor thin cuts. they barely hurt though because of how sharp the obsidian was. But it made working on the stone very difficult as my hands and the stone would get slippery with all the blood. A week later, the cuts vanish without a trace.

    • @WizardosBoz
      @WizardosBoz 3 года назад

      Tiny cut that heals in 2 days...

  • @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf
    @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf 4 года назад +213

    “Yeah, I’m gonna get some sleep tonight.”
    Me at 3 AM: *watches a video explaining how to become an ooga booga*

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 года назад

      69th like yay... im up a three too and fr tired

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 года назад +5

      Who knows? With how the -pandemic- apocalypse is going I recon I'm gonna need it in a few years. Fallout in real life baby!

    • @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb
      @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb 4 года назад

      Accurate

    • @marshmallowcoolboy5308
      @marshmallowcoolboy5308 4 года назад +1

      @@deidara_8598 bears with large TES- tentacles grabbing them and bringing them to mouth and shink shink sharp teeth go deep in IT WENT deep that wat she said

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 года назад +1

      @@marshmallowcoolboy5308 I have no idea what you're on about but I'm gonna give you a thumbs up anyways

  • @noahszwak5287
    @noahszwak5287 4 года назад +47

    "I can strategically attack this rock" amazing statement.

  • @AnyMotoUSA
    @AnyMotoUSA 4 года назад +71

    Ive been flintknapping for years. Its useful, and impresses most people to the point they think you're some kind of wizard when you bust out the kit and make a knife real quick.

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 4 года назад +234

    Monkey: heheh rock smash
    *Millions of years later*
    Human: Wouldn’t it be cool if we fight eachother?

  • @Aria-rb5ie
    @Aria-rb5ie 4 года назад +271

    *Minecraft was released in 2009*
    Everyone in 2008:

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 года назад +9

      PeOpLe Didn't KnOw AboUt MinEcRafT iN 2008!
      UgH KidS ArE sO stUpId NoWaDAyS 😠😠😠😡😠😠😠😵😠😠😡😑😡😡😑

    • @tinfoil7463
      @tinfoil7463 4 года назад +7

      Жизнь Школьника you are stupid you didn't understand it.
      It means people are surviving in 2008 then in 2009 they play minecraft.
      What a kiddo.

    • @dirrt5011
      @dirrt5011 4 года назад +2

      Klein's Animations he’s doing the sarcastic text, he does know about it

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 года назад +8

      @@tinfoil7463 lol i got you

    • @ninezat
      @ninezat 4 года назад +1

      @@tinfoil7463 hey do you know whats this thing called sarcasm? its this new thing on earth that half of the world uses

  • @Krompierre.
    @Krompierre. 4 года назад +14

    This is literally the easiest flintknapping tutorial I ever saw, I like how he stated all the facts and science behind it to make it easier to 'digest'. Great video

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 года назад +120

    Welcome back to another episode of:
    *My recommendations during quarantine*

  • @original9218
    @original9218 4 года назад +497

    Minecrafters: you can’t make stone tools without crafting tables!
    This guy: haha, smashing rock together go brrrrrrrrr

  • @dr.zamanritu9033
    @dr.zamanritu9033 4 года назад +14

    Three cobblestones on top, two sticks at bottom, that gives you a pickaxe
    Two cobblestones at top, one stick at bottom, that gives you a sword.
    One cobblestone at top and two sticks on bottom, that's a shovel.
    Three cobblestones on the top left hand side corner, two sticks at bottom, that's an axe.
    That's all:)

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 4 года назад +107

    I bet he can hear all the predators around with those pair of ears.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 года назад +6

      His ears can detect you reading this comment
      Ow wait...

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 года назад +1

      I just realised that-

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад

      Haha lol I'll never un see it

    • @KB65YT
      @KB65YT 4 года назад

      Oh god now I can't unsee it.

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 года назад +1

      Not funny, I have the same thing as him and I can hear your girlfriend cheating on you every time she leaves the house.

  • @xxjoebamaxx7782
    @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 года назад +48

    People really underestimate well, people. Some hiker killed a cougar with his bare hands when it was attacking him as he was hiking.

    • @lucheng1945
      @lucheng1945 4 года назад +8

      The thing is, people don't usually do that. The hiker was probably one of theose people who experienced hysterical strength. (Other examples include parents lifting cars to save children, etc) The sudden burst of adrenaline in response to life-or-death situations can give people super strength or endurance. However, these cases are the Exception. Normal, calm, everyday people cannot lift vehicles or fight wild animals like that, which is why is is not counted among our abilities :)

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 года назад +2

      @@lucheng1945 true

    • @lordorochimaru9431
      @lordorochimaru9431 4 года назад +1

      @@lucheng1945 still shows if you exercise and lift then it could be possible

    • @extremeencounter7458
      @extremeencounter7458 4 года назад +3

      @@lucheng1945 it was an adolescent, most male adults have the strength to overcome one

  • @pongit2385
    @pongit2385 4 года назад +204

    This guy: "You need to find a perfect stone to make a flint."
    Cavemans: "ill just find a random rock and bang it."

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 4 года назад +14

      Actually, a lot of cavemen were more inteligent than you are.

    • @smkay6381
      @smkay6381 4 года назад +10

      @Warspite they were more intelligent, we are smarter but they knew what rock to use to bang a certain rock. do you know how to take down a buffalo with only stone age tools?

    • @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww
      @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww 4 года назад +4

      There’s a difference between being intelligent and being knowledgeable. They could know way more than any of use about wildlife survival but still be dumb as rocks.

    • @lick28
      @lick28 4 года назад +1

      @@smkay6381 intelligent and smart are one and the same

    • @peo9741
      @peo9741 4 года назад

      _"comedy"_

  • @madomatic3434
    @madomatic3434 4 года назад +501

    Watching this just in case coronavirus takes over the world

  • @jkengland832
    @jkengland832 4 года назад +136

    Milions of years ago: Oh, ima take this rock and hit stuff with it
    now: to make a stone axe you need a perfect stone, tilted by an angle of 70 degrees, one edge has to be sharper than the other ...

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 4 года назад +11

      EnglandIsMyCity just put three cobblestone and two sticks in a crafting table

    • @joe___6868
      @joe___6868 4 года назад +3

      It’s to make it as best at survival as possible

    • @jkengland832
      @jkengland832 4 года назад

      @@aquaneutral ah, i see you're a man of culture aswell

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 года назад +2

      well, i mean you could knap a stone, but you need certain types of stone to do that. This is just a video meant to help someone with literally no tool making experience to grab a rock and have a chance in the forest.

  • @Mimori97
    @Mimori97 4 года назад +51

    Me: Pfft as if I would ever go out in the wilderness for no apparent reason just to get lost without any phone service.
    Also me: *Watches the video anyway*

  • @mariegracecruz7372
    @mariegracecruz7372 4 года назад +52

    Interviewer: "What is this?"
    *points at rock*
    Some guy: "A rock"
    This guy: "A weapon to surpass metal gear"

  • @martingonzalezcapriles3569
    @martingonzalezcapriles3569 4 года назад +200

    This man is a god between humans, he can break obsidian with his bare hands
    Edit: it seems like yoshikage kira already touched this comment, because its just blowing up!

  • @Yogggi
    @Yogggi 4 года назад +354

    How to make stone tools: just smash it
    Me with my noodle arms: wha-

  • @pedrosabino8751
    @pedrosabino8751 4 года назад +50

    "You can do stone tools with obsidian"
    Me: wait, where do you find diamond?

  • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
    @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 года назад +161

    No one:
    The whole comment section:
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft

    • @mkjudkins
      @mkjudkins 4 года назад +1

      anonymous anonymous Do you have a problem with that?

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 года назад +1

      @@mkjudkins it's legendary my boy

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 года назад +4

      @@mkjudkins it feels very reddit 100 which is kinds cringy

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 года назад

      @Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains agreed

  • @garythesnail8863
    @garythesnail8863 4 года назад +582

    This guy’s playing Minecraft with a realistic texture pack

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 года назад +10

      How do I download this 10GB texture pack?

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 года назад +4

      @Cursed PG3D sorry man i was dumb at calculating this texture pack

    • @saddamslittlepet420
      @saddamslittlepet420 4 года назад +5

      @@garythesnail8863 no its 371 Yetabytes

    • @itznoliama1915
      @itznoliama1915 4 года назад +1

      @@saddamslittlepet420 No it is 1 pentabyte

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 4 года назад +1

      Y E S

  • @KEMPERR666
    @KEMPERR666 4 года назад +57

    00:26 Thanks God we have the strongest tool ever 'Brain'

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @resdavid7
      @resdavid7 4 года назад +6

      No we have crafting table :))

    • @kannixzero9681
      @kannixzero9681 4 года назад +3

      @@resdavid7 ladies and Gents the peak of comedy have been achieved

    • @Muzart
      @Muzart 4 года назад +1

      Well for some maybe

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 4 года назад

      Shut up

  • @jonathanjoestar4589
    @jonathanjoestar4589 4 года назад +8

    BRO THESE SHADERS AND HIS SKIN ARE FIRE LIKE IT LOOKS SO REAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Ninjablade88
    @Ninjablade88 4 года назад +31

    This dude cut his hand all up at the end of the video. What a badass.

  • @moaazali6016
    @moaazali6016 4 года назад +69

    Now this is some quality content.

  • @drawzzi
    @drawzzi 4 года назад +92

    bruh he forgot to make wood tools to get the stone

    • @YoYo-fm7dp
      @YoYo-fm7dp 4 года назад +2

      [Sleepy-Chan] you don’t need tools to pick up a rock

    • @seminark
      @seminark 4 года назад +4

      @@YoYo-fm7dp do you get the joke?

    • @SoulKingFan
      @SoulKingFan 4 года назад +7

      And he forgot to make a crafting table

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 года назад

      Not minecraft

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 года назад

      @@SoulKingFan NOT MINECRAFT!!

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds Год назад +4

    Thank you professor. I remember in sixth grade. Our class learned how to do these things, but I’d forgotten. Then I told my mom that these are the things that I should learn in girls scouting not just selling cookies. Well, she told my scout leader, and then in camp we learned how to make a fire with the bow method. And we learn how to make an arrowhead.

  • @amei653
    @amei653 4 года назад +44

    4:36 - *Somebody Make A Meme Out Of This*

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 4 года назад +8

      I can envision inside this rock, a loser without a job and no financial incomes, sitting watching this video at 2 am while in quarantine
      Thats me

  • @w.d.gaster9066
    @w.d.gaster9066 4 года назад +22

    “To something that takes hours or even days to make, and is incredibly complex.” *”The process is actually quite simple.”*

  • @UltraMarine765
    @UltraMarine765 4 года назад +91

    This guy is a noob, you craft ARROWS with flint.
    You can’t make stone tools with flint, quartz, or obsidian.
    You make it with cobblestone.

    • @zzuro.
      @zzuro. 4 года назад +6

      Waiting for someone to not get the joke and get seriously r/woooooshed

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 4 года назад +1

      B Brendan *YOUR’E THE NOOB! YOU CAN ALSO CRAFT STONE TOOLS WITH BLACKSTONE!!!*

    • @Watataw
      @Watataw 4 года назад +3

      he's playing on RL Craft

    • @UltraMarine765
      @UltraMarine765 4 года назад +1

      Watataw ohh, that explains it, thank you.
      But he should really do a vanilla one, it would be more helpful.

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 года назад

      @@wantedsavage7776 R ?/ wOoSh

  • @patrickbrand1319
    @patrickbrand1319 3 года назад +4

    Working in archaeology has taught me so much. Thanks for showing me a little more

  • @takudach
    @takudach 4 года назад +148

    Him: Obsidian is used to make stone tools
    Minecraft players: *Visible Confusion*

    • @graphoid
      @graphoid 4 года назад

      it’s half copied

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 года назад

      @@graphoid yeah i guess? Theres alot of memes put there and i thought of that meme

    • @thelastsaiyan6287
      @thelastsaiyan6287 4 года назад

      This is ark not minecraft

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 года назад

      haha funni minecraft joke

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 года назад

      @John Myers its brittle but sharper than any metal

  • @mthecatholic1481
    @mthecatholic1481 4 года назад +44

    April 2020. Coronavirus crisis.
    RUclips: This video.
    Is this a starter-pack for post-apocalyptic world?

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад

      Yes. There was a dyslexic prophet who predicted (using words on a card) that the earth will end in 2012

  • @yusefimad8525
    @yusefimad8525 4 года назад +209

    Soldier's:we can kill animals with guns
    This guy: all I need is a Rock

  • @DarkArachnid666
    @DarkArachnid666 3 года назад +1

    1:50 The way he was talking about that simple tool reminded me of those late night infomercials that try to sell you knives.

  • @m3tricfpsprivat
    @m3tricfpsprivat 4 года назад +163

    But the final question is: "Is this man the father of John Cena?"

  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 4 года назад +75

    Hominid: *bangs rock on other rock*
    Ancestors of animals we made go extinct: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 4 года назад +8

      Lions: slaughter a cave full of humans
      Human: bangs a rock against other rock
      Lions: why do I hear boss music

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 года назад +2

      I wish Reddit tier jokes went extinct

  • @miguelsuaza4413
    @miguelsuaza4413 4 года назад +6

    Jokes aside. Respect for this man and his clear explanation

  • @tDANKEY
    @tDANKEY 4 года назад +257

    haven't read the comments but for every minecraft 'joke' i see im breaking a finger

    • @killerbc8785
      @killerbc8785 4 года назад +43

      Cant type a reply now can you?

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 4 года назад +2

      Lol no you won’t xD

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 года назад +7

      No replying for you :)

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 4 года назад +3

      You aren’t replying because you can’t cause all your fingers are broken

    • @parkerasel8129
      @parkerasel8129 4 года назад +4

      But Steve doesn’t have fingers

  • @raisinthebar6772
    @raisinthebar6772 4 года назад +38

    Nobody:
    Professor of archeology: "I am going to attack this rock"

  • @BroZilla-vh3tu
    @BroZilla-vh3tu 4 года назад +100

    The comment section: Minecraft references
    Me: “I’m going to defeat fantasy with science. This is exhilerating.”

    • @ЦветелинаЦветанова-л5п
      @ЦветелинаЦветанова-л5п 4 года назад +8

      Finally! A fellow science lover that uses logic and not crappy videogame references

    • @rodrigosantana1510
      @rodrigosantana1510 4 года назад +3

      bruh,wtf,just laugh and forget that you are SUPRA SMORT AMONG HUMAN RACE,just chill

    • @BroZilla-vh3tu
      @BroZilla-vh3tu 4 года назад +7

      Conta Genérica Número 269 I was making a Dr Stone reference

    • @SonicDavid420
      @SonicDavid420 4 года назад

      @@BroZilla-vh3tu I've heard about dr Stone it sounds like a good show

    • @PhilipHami
      @PhilipHami 4 года назад

      Love that Dr. Stone reference.

  • @michaeldromes3948
    @michaeldromes3948 4 года назад +6

    Pretty cool when he mentioned certain techniques being practices by humans for millions of years, like it connects you to the previous ape species not just biologically, but also with the way of thinking.

  • @olinseats4003
    @olinseats4003 2 года назад +6

    It's also neat that when you get into the neolithic, you see less flaked stone tools and more ground ones. If it needs to be really sharp or can be disposable, it's more likely to knapped or flaked, (fine cutting tools, projectile points, etc) but tools that have to last, rely on structural strength, and don't need to be razor sharp (primarily axes, adzes, etc) were often ground into shape. It was far more time consuming that chipping it out, but gave a much sturdier piece of hardware.

  • @todabsolute
    @todabsolute 4 года назад +36

    Him: you can make stone tools with obsidian
    Me: but-

    • @penescuandreiluca4474
      @penescuandreiluca4474 4 года назад +1

      Impossible

    • @saturn1907
      @saturn1907 4 года назад

      I still believe that obsidian is stronger than diamond when in reality it’s as brittle as glass

    • @nameredacted9005
      @nameredacted9005 4 года назад

      @@saturn1907 at the same time obsidian is also stronger than diamonds since you know obsidian can cut through cells our planet is weird man

  • @Nico-San91
    @Nico-San91 4 года назад +8

    0:08 "I created...LOVE"

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 4 года назад +57

    lions after being shot in the face with a shotgun: I thought they were weak

    • @lilholm9446
      @lilholm9446 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 4 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @natecruz7114
      @natecruz7114 4 года назад +1

      Lions after they gang up on a human:
      Yes they are weak after all

    • @obi-wankenobi8908
      @obi-wankenobi8908 4 года назад

      Nate Cruz Lions after being trapped: *Wait what-*

  • @floppinfish
    @floppinfish 4 года назад +5

    1:46 never cut towards your body. I was just waiting for his hand to get cut.

    • @rebjr5844
      @rebjr5844 4 года назад

      Came here for this comment, thank you

    • @k.mankeiru8359
      @k.mankeiru8359 3 года назад

      He cuts his hand, bleeds in arrowhead making part and doesnt even flinch

  • @krisramos407
    @krisramos407 4 года назад +14

    Watching this for the extremely rare possibility that I’ll have to do this

  • @deviouscat1237
    @deviouscat1237 4 года назад +14

    I’m watching this half an hour after I cried myself to bed, with a top hat on.

  • @timguerra1694
    @timguerra1694 4 года назад +27

    Can we get a “How to Make Diamond Tools” next?

    • @reversethepolarityoftheneu773
      @reversethepolarityoftheneu773 4 года назад +4

      Then netherite

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 4 года назад +1

      Diamond is extremely brittle and as such almost useless for most tools

    • @----aryan---7857
      @----aryan---7857 4 года назад

      Stfu about minecraft

    • @4n4rch1st7
      @4n4rch1st7 4 года назад

      Maxenorer i know it was a minecraft joke. I was pointing out how unrealistic minecrafts logic is

    • @----aryan---7857
      @----aryan---7857 4 года назад

      @@Rehaaaaaaan stupid kid.

  • @matthieuchaussade4109
    @matthieuchaussade4109 4 года назад +2

    in fact humans are really good at running long distance for a long time and working in groups which makes us extremely powerful even at the stone age

  • @HadesAura
    @HadesAura 4 года назад +206

    Anyone else notice his hands were bleeding?

    • @GDawg
      @GDawg 4 года назад

      Timothy Kelley when?

    • @breebb
      @breebb 4 года назад +5

      G - Dawg 6:30

    • @GDawg
      @GDawg 4 года назад +1

      Brianna Figueroa thanks

    • @lefleurdulmal
      @lefleurdulmal 4 года назад +29

      I've tried out flint napping. Cutting your hands seems to be part of the deal.

    • @mateusviegas4553
      @mateusviegas4553 4 года назад +8

      Probably everyone who have eyes, i would guess

  • @Mumpley1
    @Mumpley1 4 года назад +4

    Wired: *uploads more survival videos*
    Erik Singer: *visible sweating*

  • @FlynnMegaTensei
    @FlynnMegaTensei 4 года назад +178

    Minecraft players: "Just like the simulations"

  • @gogogusto
    @gogogusto 3 года назад +1

    2:06 Guess you could say it gave us an edge over all other species. :)

  • @AMURORAY2
    @AMURORAY2 4 года назад +29

    Literally:
    10%of people that talking about people are weaker animals
    90%of people talking about Minecraft

    • @quantummixed9369
      @quantummixed9369 4 года назад +1

      You seem Hungary

    • @piggiesyumbacon9510
      @piggiesyumbacon9510 4 года назад +1

      @@grass-eatingsheepwhen7713 The fact that we need tools to overcome physical disadvantages like not being able to dig deep into the ground so we have shovels

    • @piggiesyumbacon9510
      @piggiesyumbacon9510 4 года назад +1

      @@grass-eatingsheepwhen7713 Maybe, but humans NEED tools animals DONT need tools besides they dont even know how to use tools except apes of course

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 года назад +1

      Nezuko Chan The redditards are everywhere

  • @PotatoGod69
    @PotatoGod69 4 года назад +39

    Video in a nutshell:
    *Hit the rock*

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад +1

      Me and the scouts made rabbit auto killers using rocks. What we needed to make it: my friend, a rock, a stick
      How we assembled it?
      Made a spear
      Tie it to his hand

    • @buglysnugly712
      @buglysnugly712 4 года назад

      Stfu kid

  • @jason-miller
    @jason-miller 4 года назад +5

    6:36 observing how his hand looks like a cat toy, I believe him about the razor sharpness of his stone tools, but I hope the next video is how to make neosporin in the wild

    • @dsheldon3357
      @dsheldon3357 3 года назад

      Dude good idea

    • @CragglesnaggClobberbottom
      @CragglesnaggClobberbottom 3 года назад

      Process

    • @FishDinners
      @FishDinners 3 года назад

      Strip the inner bark of willow trees, brew it into a tea. It contains similar compounds to advil. You can also do this with willow leaves, though it's less effective.

  • @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
    @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 2 года назад +2

    Actually humans have some very helpful advantages. Stamina, communication, and intellect.

    • @thotpolice3897
      @thotpolice3897 2 года назад

      None of those are useful if you’re unarmed and up against a predator

    • @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
      @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 2 года назад +1

      @@thotpolice3897 you’re wrong in 2 ways. Firstly, we aren’t necessarily talking about being against a predator, we are talking about survival in nature. Secondly, even if we were talking about predators, the last two are extremely helpful. If you communicate, you are more affective at evading, confusing, trapping, etc. said predator. And do you know why humans are able to make stone tools? Intellect. Through intellect, our ancestors’ stone knives were their claws, sharp teeth, etc. so actually you’re wrong in 3 ways because weapons are a product of our intellect, and therefore are included. So you were saying?

  • @Marco.05
    @Marco.05 4 года назад +5

    Manager: Okay so this is your interview so what can you do?
    Me: 4:41- 4:45

  • @krieg4699
    @krieg4699 3 года назад +8

    This guy can hear the sun come up in the morning

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 4 года назад +55

    This guy: Makes stone tools
    Comment section: Herr herr Minecraft go squares

  • @michaeloverton5533
    @michaeloverton5533 3 года назад +1

    Notice how many cuts he has in his hands? If you do this stuff, you have to be *REALLY* really careful. Obsidian (for example) flakes are the sharpest blades humans can make, sharper than surgeon's blades.

    • @johnsavage7507
      @johnsavage7507 3 года назад +1

      In fact a lot of plastic surgeons use obsidian blades, less scaring.

  • @DemonQueenDevillaDaemonus
    @DemonQueenDevillaDaemonus 4 года назад +18

    Me: It's 6am I have class in three hours
    Brain: Watch the rock video
    Me: Why?
    Brain: You gotta

  • @notastrangeperson2298
    @notastrangeperson2298 4 года назад +30

    “Experimental Archaeologist” guys we found Indie..

  • @zaccaineadame9227
    @zaccaineadame9227 4 года назад +20

    Me: sees thumbnail
    Also me: so this is a Minecraft stone axe looks likes in real life

  • @joe2929
    @joe2929 4 года назад +1

    Watching this at 3 AM during quarantine.

  • @kuromikendall
    @kuromikendall 4 года назад +37

    doctor: “you have 7 minutes and 11 seconds left to live”
    me:

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 4 года назад

      It'll take a good minute or two to build a pickaxe.

    • @heshamhany8470
      @heshamhany8470 4 года назад

      Take weapon manufacturing techniques that won't be useful cos I'm dead.

    • @Stranger-yp7tp
      @Stranger-yp7tp 4 года назад +2

      Bruh I just saw this bitch's profile. She has 8 comments on this chanel with the same joke. What a sore lonely loser