"Hey, wake up. I found a joke to tell to Tighnari: Why did the coffee file a police report? Because he was mugged". "Did you bring a ladder to sleep? Because it's time to rise and shine".
My alarm went off, and it was in the kitchen, and my mom woke me up and said "hey. Furina keeps talking" AND I TOLD HER TO TURN IT OFF, I WOKE UP FEW HOURS LATER, AND WALKED IN THE KITCHEN. SHE WAS STILL SAYING "*yawn* good morning..." LIKE MY MOM HAD BEEN LISTENING TO THAT FOR 5 HOURS PROBABLY 😭😭
The ringtone the scaranation wants: "Morning, Sunshine. You were having a nice dream there, weren't you? Not gonna lie, it was kind of adorable." The voiceline they get: WAKE UP SLEEPHEAD-
@@Ikinsyntheticpeople First off, I was adding to the joke. Secondly, I am probably older than you are if you've incorporated Gen Alpha slang into your vocabulary, "lil bro".
I just thought of the best way to wake up Record all of the good morning voice lines then use a editing app to make all of them overlap and then make it as your alarm so when you wake up you hear every single one at the same time which will wake you up instantly
Pov, you picked zhongli and used the classic idle animation voiceline: "Osmanthus wine taste the same as i remember, but, where are those who shares the memory?"
I have it set to dan heng and randomized voicelines. It's preset to 8am, I don't get up at 8am, I get up at 7pm, I go to sleep at 10am, I just have it for the novelty of having Dan Heng talk to me outside of the game.
* Me enjoying a nice peaceful sleep *
8am: WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED
And WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
It's not an option ;_;
I was just going to put that on my alarm lol 😂😂
Help, I'm crying x'D This is amazinggggg
Imagine going to sleep to CRY LOUDER 😭
Cant wait to wake up to "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember"😭
SAMEEEE
Ya I did that a few days ago
But it wasn't enough to wake me up
Set as alarm, wake up 5 min early to set it off.
I wake up to my boys handsome face every day
*me sleeping peacefully*
“Water comes in many flavors to the discerning palate…”
Always wanted to be woken up by an in-depth description of the different regions waters
“Melusines are beautiful creatures…”
"Neuvillette shut up, I'm dreaming of macaronis"
-Bruhrina
"according to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale"
"me trying to take a little nap"
Raiden shogun: inactivity serves no purpose whatsoever HMPH😡
me, sleeping
fischl: "I, the prinzezzin de verutileng-"
frr
verurteilung
@@sickogrimm habs sehen kommen, der DEUTSCHE
Ill even wake up early just to turn her voice off. God she's annoying 😭🙏
@@sickogrimm i forgot how to spell it lol
*insert snoring*..
"GOOD MORNING MY LIEGE-"
That would be terrifying lol 😂
@@Loreyouth1 Lmfao that's exactly what Xinqiu would do😭✋🏻
Bro Furina's good morning line is what I put on and holy shittttt. I got jumpscared.
@@darkalexander9158 same with xilonen
And loop also 😭🙌
Waking up over "according to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
HELP I HEARD IT
@@asodfk Lol
Hehhee I'm waking up to your brother
Bro boutta hit the moves when waking up
Yus I Wanna Wakeup In The Court For Waking Up Late 😂
"OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER"
"BUT WHERE ARE THOSE WHO SHARE THE MEMORY"
@@Astho48🗣️🗣️🗣️🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🗿
@@Astho48then rushes because Zhongli is looking for those who share the memory
*me sleeping peacefully after an exhausting day ended at around 4am*
The alarm: "I didn't know you were such a slacker."
I almost choked on my gum when i read this
Hahahaha
I would punch my phone
That's why I don't set Kaeya as my aIarm. I probably half-sleeping throw my phone away
Punched phone: whats the hurry?
wake up honey, gotta do the dailys amarite
😭🙏
my hopes were shattered when i realised kaeya doesnt have a 'wakey wakey thug shakey' voiceline to wake up to
@@TP_SG I'm sorry what 🙏
Waking up to Ayaka's JP VA feels like youre married to Saori Hayami 😭😭😭
I love this
If wanderer doesn't wake me up by screaming or insulting me, i dont want it.
WAIT WILL THEY ADD PAPITANO IF HE'S RELEASED? I NEED IT NOW
@@PsychoDuckeei would sleep longer to hear his voice again and again 😢
FR FR!!
Imagine sleeping and you get hit with the co op WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED 😭😭😭
Sanest xiao fan fr
Can't wait for Wanderer to wake me up every school morning
HELP
THAT WAS EXACTLY MY THOUGHT
wanderer: average motivation speech
Bro we'd probably put it as "wake up sun shine, time to do your daily"
Im having ajaw is mine (if hes an option) so he just fucking insults me 😭
Ah, another way to disappoint my parents
Real 💔
@@Rain-Cxndylol
ESPECIALLY IF THEY WORK NIGHT SHIFT-
I got on my bus yesterday and suddenly Wanderer's voice fucking started going off loudly😭
THATS CRAZY
Oh no 😭😭 what happened next??
I'd rather disintegrate to a molecular level than experience that
@@alexisgamingidk7723 I invite you to my particle accelerator
Nah jit
i'll make xiao scream "lament" into my ear everyday. ahh lovely
😨
✨✨useless✨✨
LMFAO I CANT-
Sanest xiao fan fr
@@kingman-fm4dq frfr me n zy0x
I wanna hear baizhu coughing to wake me up
The best part is that they actually have one of his coughing lines as an option LMAO
@Nerological2000 they know what they doing haha
I choked on my water at this 😭🙏🙏🙏
@@azuredrago001 oop my bad haha
Wait! You mean I can have Cyno tell me jokes to wake me up!? 🤣💜
EXACTLY
YESSSSS
YES!!!
"Hey, wake up. I found a joke to tell to Tighnari: Why did the coffee file a police report? Because he was mugged".
"Did you bring a ladder to sleep? Because it's time to rise and shine".
I will wake up 5 minutes before alarm start
Welp nothing would wake people up faster than JP Dori singing about mora.
True she broke my hear with that
I actually was going to do that but I didn't know which language to choose because I love every version of her song 😭
Goddamnit I just commented about that 😭 I can't have an original thought (it would be hilarious tho)
Gonna love waking up to “INAZUMA SHINES ETERNAL” every school day
Me: sleeping peacefu- YAWNING WITHOUT COVERING YOUR MOUTH? How uncouth.
“Inactivity serves no purpose whatsoever”
Me, just enjoying my day
"NOW YOU SHALL PERISH!"
@@mr.halfright
Lollll
Cant wait to hear neuvillette yapping about water in the morning or furina talking in general 😇
My alarm went off, and it was in the kitchen, and my mom woke me up and said "hey. Furina keeps talking" AND I TOLD HER TO TURN IT OFF, I WOKE UP FEW HOURS LATER, AND WALKED IN THE KITCHEN. SHE WAS STILL SAYING "*yawn* good morning..." LIKE MY MOM HAD BEEN LISTENING TO THAT FOR 5 HOURS PROBABLY 😭😭
im surprised your not dead
@Jamesvonroche my mom's chill 😭😭
@@Kiztiooo your one of the lucky ones....
@@Jamesvonroche 😭😭
How does your mum know its furina!!! Does the character show up in the alarm?
Me: *asleep*
Ayato: *sipping boba loudly and menacingly under my ear*
*Me sleeping*
Alarm: “WRENCHED VERMIN!!!”
"WATER COMES IN MANY FLAVOURS TO THE DISCERNING PALATE-
He even says it through my pause menu I need help 😭
imagine sleeping peacefully and you just hear Ei going “Who?" over and over again
Me: sleeping peacefully after a hard day
Blonde four star boy: "Verifying our current position-"
Are you perhaps referring to Kagamine Len? (Mika) or am I tripping?
YEAHHHHHHH MIKA
*peacefully sleeping*
Wanderer: WAKE THE FUCK UP-
Just imagine waking up with “IT IS I THE ONE AND ONLY ONI ITTO, ARATAKI!!”
Basically the Nintendo alarm clock but better and free
The ringtone the scaranation wants: "Morning, Sunshine. You were having a nice dream there, weren't you? Not gonna lie, it was kind of adorable."
The voiceline they get: WAKE UP SLEEPHEAD-
PETITION TO MAKE SIMULANKA HIS OFFICIAL GREETINGS VOICELINE
@nuhsyujaaa tbh I'm not a huge fan but that would be LITT
WE NEED THAT
"LAMENT!!"Proceeds to turn on during on a code brown💀🙏
real
me sleeping peacefully
furina: "WHERE IS MY CAKE 😾"
Waking up to Ei telling me she can do anything but cook as a friendly reminder to make myself breakfast🥰✌️
*snore*
WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD, THE SUNS ALREADY IN YOUR EYES-
*Alarm sets at 5 o' clock.*
That aint gonna wake me up unless they start screaming at me
Then put wanderer 👍🏽
The parasocial levels here are screaming like a Geiger Counter
it broke the meter with Character AI months ago
It already detonated that shiz with VRChat models and AI powered voice changers
@@ShwappaJ what did vrchat do lil bro
@@Ikinsyntheticpeople First off, I was adding to the joke. Secondly, I am probably older than you are if you've incorporated Gen Alpha slang into your vocabulary, "lil bro".
@@ShwappaJ bruh lil bro has been around forever 💀 what are you on?
Lisa really is going to be the top tier of uses 💀
,, good morning Jean ... Oh! It's you cutie! "
I'm gonna use Amber lol
Aaaah
Fr…I’ll be using it…😔
im using it
the simps are gonna to crazy with this one
I use Nahida! Her lines for Good Morning actually kinda helps with my depression, anxiety and other illnesses. 😊 It doesn’t always go off though..
That's actually wholesome. I hope you get better
Aww! That's so sweet, our darling dendro archon is even providing therapy irl
Nahida doing what she's best at! It's nice to know it's helping you! 😊
I just thought of the best way to wake up
Record all of the good morning voice lines then use a editing app to make all of them overlap and then make it as your alarm so when you wake up you hear every single one at the same time which will wake you up instantly
Some random guy accidentally setting their device to max volume one day:
Pov, you picked zhongli and used the classic idle animation voiceline:
"Osmanthus wine taste the same as i remember, but, where are those who shares the memory?"
jessus, I can see a lot of people picking Capitano or Dottore after release
Capitano especially please ☺🧡
Furina eng receiving a gift: III. LIstened on max volume by accident and the first second was DANGEROUS
*insert insane sleep fighting*
"THIS IS THE FINAL CALAMITY" *RAIDEN BOSS MUSIC*
hu tao rap gonna wake me before it goes off
they need to add zzz characters so i can get yelled at by billy when i need to go take pics with cats and drink coffee
"STARLIGHT! TIME TO SHINE! 🗣️🔥"
I love he showed Kinich but chose to ignore him and went straight to Kachina and Xilonen
I would do this....if i wasn't living in the dorms with other 2 roommates
Genshin taking notes from nintendo
Zhongli will definitely wake me up for some tea
Cant wait to wake up on Christmas to "The winter shogun approaches."
I have it set to dan heng and randomized voicelines.
It's preset to 8am, I don't get up at 8am, I get up at 7pm, I go to sleep at 10am, I just have it for the novelty of having Dan Heng talk to me outside of the game.
Wanderer: "Worthless as expected"
If I set my alarm with voice of my favorite character I will start hating them
That's why u use jp dori so u can hate the idle even more
@kinn0401 faxx
*EXTREMELY LOUD EXPLOSION SOUNDS*
Oh no, Jean will be really angry...
me sleeping,
"ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!"
**me taking a shower***
Nahida: "I SEE EVERYTHING-"
waiting for scara to yell "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD" every morning :3
Imagine waking up to wanderer roasting you
Being awakened by your favorite character is truly a BLESSING ✨
I set Kaveh as my alarm ❤
Me: clocked out
My alarm: "LET ME AT EM-"
Setting mine to Dori's jp mora idle because I'm a heavy sleeper
Hoyo:*adds paimon*
My phone at 6am: *YAPPING YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAPYAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
I need this to come to HSR too, let me hear my dear Aventurine wake up alongside me Hoyo
It's there actually! Too bad they dont have actual suitable morning voicelines 😭
I been wakin up every mornin Keqing tellin me "Enough procrastinating lets go." 😂
time to use dorie's loud japanese singing about mora
*Me waking up to rays of sunshine on my face with a smile*
"You're just so happy to see the sun again, how childish.."
I wanna wake up to Scaramouche saying "good morning sunshine"
can‘t wait to wake up to „INAZUMA SHINES ETERNAL“
Your telling me i can wake up to Venti speaking to me every morning? i'm gonna be in a good mood every single day once i get this!!!
Cant wait for Kazuha to wake me up in the morning for school😭
*blissfully asleep*
"OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER,"
Me having Do Not Disturb: 👁️👄👁️
Broke: Nahida Voice-Over "Good Morning"
Woke: Wanderer Voice-Over "Ally at Low HP"
"wake up sleepyhead"
Me: Yes im up elsa [ I named wanderer Elsa ]
ELSAAAAAAAAA
let it go! LET IT GO!! CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREE-
Itto: Wake the f**k up, Samurai. We have a city to burn
“THIS IS NO TIME FOR DISTRACTIONSSS” - Lyney, waking me up for school in the morning
LYNEY MENTIONED
*Peacefully sleeping*
Klee: “hehehe lucky all my new bombs are waterproof 😈”
Imagine how great it would be if you were sleeping and suddenly being woken up by your waifu/husbando
6am : *alarm*
*snooze button*
*"Worthless as expected"*
( ಠ_ಠ)
me: *peacefully sleeping*
ACCORDNING TO THE JUDGEMENT OF THE ✨ORATRICE MECHANICE D’ANALYZE CARDINALE✨
"Hoooonkk mimimimi....hoooonkk...mim-"
"LUCKILY MY NEW BOMBS ARE WATERPROOF"
CANT WAIT FOR KINICH TO WAKE ME UP!!
*sleeping peasefully*
"IM NO. 11 OF THE FATUI HARBINGERS, CODENAME CHILDE, BUT I ALSO GO BY TARTAGLIA"
Dam i would love to be woken up by mommy yelan
throw zzz in the mix and we got a deal cant think of a better wake up call than anton
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the virgin simulator in real life🤣
i feel like ill be jumpscared at 5am by a character screaming 'MORNING RISE AND SHINE GET UP"
Nuh , yall need to shower fr
It's crazy bro💀💀💀
*sleeping peacefully*
**”THIS IS WHERE YOU FALL!”**
*sleeping*
"Good morning! Have you read the steam bird papers yet?("
*me dreaming about elephants*
“Morning! Ah…What’s in store for today?”
*visibly happy-realizes he doesn’t exist*
I need a Character that's loud and talkative enough inorder to wake me up. Calm voices and shit ain't gonna budge me up one bit
That random guy coming in on the train holding a bouquet of flowers at 11:30 somehow feels appropriate for this video.
**Me sleeping peacefefully**
Baizhu : *COUGHS* *COUGHS* *COUGHS*
I need one for the mornings with my girl Deyha saying "Wake the fuck up Traveler!"
"What nice weather for afternoon tee" or " you can call me a friend, your *Master* or anything you'd like" can't wait for that bro 😭😭😭
Me: *Deep asleep*
Alarm: "Mwuhahaha, lucky all my new bombs are waterproof!"
"Silly-Churl, Billy-Churl, Silly-Billy Hilichurl, Ooo~"
Hu Tao won't let me sleep.
Dori singing is enough to wake me up QUICKLY
*me sleeping peacefully*
......
"BENNY'S ADVENTURE TEA-”