P2W Chess: Unfair Checkmate Traps

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @calcrafts
    @calcrafts 7 месяцев назад +274

    I still find the idea of chess with microtransactions and loot crates to be laughably ridiculous. Old Old Chess Battle Advanced, indeed.

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 7 месяцев назад +9

      Can you actually buy things with real money? Now that I think about it I haven't seen the purchase menu despite playing the game a lot.

    • @misalignedmisanthropist
      @misalignedmisanthropist 7 месяцев назад

      Most likely you can buy gold to buy packs with real money lol, p2w is apparently one of the reasons why CBA even exists (or existed lol) ​@@godlyvex5543

    • @throwawwy53
      @throwawwy53 7 месяцев назад

      @@godlyvex5543 you can buy currency (gold and rubies) and also get Contribution which also gives currency in a more roundabout way i forget
      you can aslo grind the f out of the game and get currency (only gold, that can be traded for rubies at an ever-worsening rate) but paying skips all that and gives you the lootbox gachapon "100x Rolls to guarantee an SSR rank Unit!" machine

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 7 месяцев назад +8

      It's one of the fairest monetization schemes I know, but still p2w XD

    • @Rikri
      @Rikri 7 месяцев назад +7

      it's a really fun idea conceptually, but definitely needs refining

  • @bobbitibob197
    @bobbitibob197 7 месяцев назад +87

    Whenever Icely says something in the CBA community has been memed to death, I liked to think Icely has just created a dozen alts to create memes with so he can personally meme it to death.

  • @NoodleDoodleWasTaken
    @NoodleDoodleWasTaken 7 месяцев назад +95

    We really need a CBA lore video lol. Its getting kinda hard to keep up!

  • @magmastorm02
    @magmastorm02 7 месяцев назад +65

    As someone who got here via the magic that is the youtube algorithm, this game is borderline incomprehensible. Like, the concept is simple enough, it's chess with wonky pieces, but... why? This game seems like it would be crazy frustrating.

    • @BK0660
      @BK0660 7 месяцев назад +6

      it is old old chess battle advanced after all

    • @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq
      @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq  7 месяцев назад +38

      it is frustrating but I bet the reasons probably don't share anything with what you're thinking

    • @Joebaseball-qp2nk
      @Joebaseball-qp2nk 7 месяцев назад

      I used to play this on kongregate when it came out and some of the designed pieces were made by people in the community during events, you could just email the devs a piece you thought was cool or good or whatever and they’d look at it. Very fun to play with a community made chess game

    • @sillypinkmoth
      @sillypinkmoth 7 месяцев назад +8

      pipeline of uno -> yugioh -> cbt advanced

    • @coolbugfacts3953
      @coolbugfacts3953 6 месяцев назад +4

      i just got into this game and tbh it does a decent job of making things at least a little more understandable than it looks
      the blue and red squares showing what spaces are threatened by each player does help alot in making things more readable
      its still confusing a lot of the time but its not like unplayable levels of confusing

  • @akari9900
    @akari9900 7 месяцев назад +171

    i have no idea what niche community i stumbled into, but i enjoy the insults at spaghetti monster 👍

    • @gmdFrame
      @gmdFrame 7 месяцев назад +4

      😡

    • @diegomunoz714
      @diegomunoz714 7 месяцев назад +11

      Come to the Advanced side, we have Chess Battles

    • @iidoyila_live_
      @iidoyila_live_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      i think it's pretty mean spirited given that, the game is extremely cool in a Magic the Gathering kinda way. you build your deck/army, and you have a winrate in a random pool of other decks/armies, and your in-game skill is only a factor against your army-creation strategy and "tournament luck". and the game is being profited from here (in a social sense, at least). Icely seems totally horrified about the idea that a game positions itself as hardcore / memey while also seeming to love the ess out of the game.

    • @IcelyPuzzles
      @IcelyPuzzles 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@iidoyila_live_ I have never said the core of the game was bad. it's the p2w in previous years, deeper flaws of the gameplay that the developer will never fix, and the developer's crypto nonsense that is the ultimate horrible rabbit hole

    • @cevatkokbudak6414
      @cevatkokbudak6414 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@IcelyPuzzleswhy you are replying from the main account

  • @GigasGMX
    @GigasGMX 7 месяцев назад +60

    I'm beginning to suspect that the name "Chess Battle Advanced" might be a sign of derision...
    EDIT: BRUH The Spaghetti Monster's hair actually looks like fucking spaghetti! LOL!

  • @Nullsp4ce
    @Nullsp4ce 7 месяцев назад +4

    you are now the GothamCBA, the internet's (OO)CBA teacher. it has been done and nobody can't stop this
    so much fun actually

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter 7 месяцев назад +44

    Checkmates Become Absurd

  • @Khronosian
    @Khronosian 7 месяцев назад +17

    8:59 But first, we need to talk about Parallel Universe CBAs

  • @fractalgem
    @fractalgem 7 месяцев назад +24

    Im startimg to understand why you love to meme about this do much

  • @gabrote42
    @gabrote42 7 месяцев назад

    24:41 WAIT! I saw this in the discord today! I don't know if you are claiming ownership of this, as I never hear the voices of the players, but since you posted those other replays, I must say thank you, I never realized it was you, and I appreciate all the help over these last few weeks. Good that you are being successful with these videos!
    31:35 I only said this thrice... but Chess Battle Advanced
    33:22 SO many alts, I am so dizzy

  • @mannguyengia4118
    @mannguyengia4118 7 месяцев назад +3

    I remember that I used the haunted amour and enchantress a lot during the Kongragate age, I can't wait for one of my most hated piece to be analysed the Pyromancer... If you don't have a cheap unit that can take it, it basically became one of the most inferring piece for a player like me.

  • @theneoreformationist
    @theneoreformationist 7 месяцев назад +11

    Now I know what noob tricks I'm going to run into for the next week lol
    I swear they all watch your channel. Of course, so do I.

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 7 месяцев назад +2

      lol I just took out a grandmaster using an immediate angel trap :)

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 7 месяцев назад +6

    turn 0 checkmate truly is a battles of chess, advanced

  • @connorferguson2269
    @connorferguson2269 7 месяцев назад +1

    i rarely play regular chess, but you uncovered this game I was super fixated on when I was younger. Nice to see it again, chess just needed more pieces didn't it 🙃

  • @00001Htheprogrammer
    @00001Htheprogrammer 3 месяца назад

    2:20 "This cheaper piece" [shows 9 value nullmage vs 9 value paladin]

  • @henchman1366
    @henchman1366 7 месяцев назад +34

    Okay so, I am incredibly confused, what's up with chess battle evolved being called old old chess battle advanced, what is old chess battle advanced???

    • @amimm7776
      @amimm7776 7 месяцев назад +9

      Commenting here so I can have the answer later

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 7 месяцев назад +6

      people are really secretive about anything newer than chess evolved online

    • @eden3669
      @eden3669 7 месяцев назад +10

      old old chess battle advanced is this one . probably called that because haha funny or because not wanting people to play it or something
      old chess battle advanced is the meme one by stratshotplayer
      new chess battle advanced is ????? but its been mentioned a few times and apparently exists

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 7 месяцев назад

      its probably just a bit because the game isnt very good

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 7 месяцев назад

      @@iconica9516 it's not, there actually is 2 newer games than ceo, they're just really hard to find.

  • @cl4m473
    @cl4m473 7 месяцев назад

    i love these typa CEO videos uve been making lately

  • @Zman14888
    @Zman14888 7 месяцев назад

    Well I wasn't expecting to watch a 34 minute mating documentary, but the algorithm has spoken.

  • @boatghost2543
    @boatghost2543 5 месяцев назад

    "a turn is a turn, you can't say it's only half" tj Henry moment

  • @mertaliyigit3288
    @mertaliyigit3288 7 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome video!

  • @Yurgaloo
    @Yurgaloo 7 месяцев назад +1

    All this games been good for nowadays for me has been to do the daily puzzles when I got in the mood

  • @connorferguson2269
    @connorferguson2269 7 месяцев назад

    The guy losing to the dragon really cracks me up.

  • @diegomunoz714
    @diegomunoz714 7 месяцев назад +1

    Luckily you can avoid all of this just running 2 Kings in your army due to a bug, truly a Chess Battle Advanced game

  • @Djarnor
    @Djarnor 7 месяцев назад +5

    For footage you could probably do a temporary upload (just leave it up for a week) asking for clips of oocba. Maybe announcement on main channel as well. I love these videos, so I hope you get to make more of them!

  • @adamzero_
    @adamzero_ 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:45 icely forgor how aquarius works, that wasnt mate smh
    4:45 icely forgor to show eartheelmental whcih can petrify at 4 range, thus allowing check-sound-effect to play turn 1
    11:30 icely forgor to add turn -1 checkmates where you use bugs to make a 0 morale army.
    69:42:00 icely forgor to give me 1 rp for each of these forgor i pointed out.

    • @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq
      @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq  7 месяцев назад +4

      i feel like your ability to find amazing bugs (assuming they're patched/safe to showcase of course) would be an amazing piece of content lol

    • @adamzero_
      @adamzero_ 7 месяцев назад

      @@IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq yea... If spaghetti monster patches some of the stuff and I dont find a workaround, I can send some clips :3

  • @officalcassiopeia
    @officalcassiopeia 7 месяцев назад +26

    chess battle advanced never existed

    • @iliongg2971
      @iliongg2971 7 месяцев назад +1

      You are onto something

  • @stupidratt
    @stupidratt 6 месяцев назад

    holy shit
    chess battle advanced

  • @thedeck-buildingdemon8293
    @thedeck-buildingdemon8293 7 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine Magnus Carlsen becoming the world champion of Chess Battle Advanced

  • @Michael-cg7yz
    @Michael-cg7yz 7 месяцев назад

    Welcome back to Channel Icely Advanced

  • @yellowcoat970
    @yellowcoat970 7 месяцев назад +4

    There's no draw function for repeated moves? 😭

    • @Sefcear
      @Sefcear 6 месяцев назад +1

      no lol there is move decay
      ...from move 50 you lose 1 morale per turn

    • @yellowcoat970
      @yellowcoat970 6 месяцев назад

      @@Sefcear Never seen that in Chess before

  • @kcsj9000
    @kcsj9000 7 месяцев назад

    Damn, someone remember the Valkyrie - Portal combo.

  • @mateuszkus6302
    @mateuszkus6302 7 месяцев назад +1

    Do a tier list of all the pieces

  • @incription
    @incription 7 месяцев назад

    My favourite piece is the one that gains the moveset of the piece it takes

  • @MarcusZenus
    @MarcusZenus Месяц назад

    32:14 Yo I was on youtube! lol

  • @jenniferheinson1007
    @jenniferheinson1007 7 месяцев назад +1

    please make a CEO piece tier list, it would be very awesome

  • @w.a.bumper2947
    @w.a.bumper2947 6 месяцев назад

    11:20 this is called a stalemate.

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 7 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t tell if you hate this game or love this game

    • @IcelyPuzzles
      @IcelyPuzzles 7 месяцев назад

      the game is a great core with some good designs, but the developer is in other ways immensely incompetent/borderline scammy

  • @jirouetecia6799
    @jirouetecia6799 7 месяцев назад

    didnt think Chess Evolved Online would have videos lol

  • @tam_69420
    @tam_69420 7 месяцев назад

    14:32 wait wtf is the difference between teleporting and moving?

  • @evandrofilipe1526
    @evandrofilipe1526 7 месяцев назад

    The guy speaking only on the left speaker is hilarious

  • @thepieguyinthesky2363
    @thepieguyinthesky2363 7 месяцев назад

    I used to play this thing on Kongregate, I loved it, never was any good at it though

  • @thibault_wyn
    @thibault_wyn Месяц назад

    i-is it just me, or… would it be possible to play OOCBA? should I? i mean, if i’m not spending money or giving any to the Sp. Monster… it looks kinda cool. wdyt, icely?

  • @swileyhedrick2373
    @swileyhedrick2373 7 месяцев назад +4

    listen. you go design a 200 piece chess game and make it have some semblance of balance.

  • @ИннокентийСавушкин
    @ИннокентийСавушкин 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm craving more CBT videos!

  • @danielj.8876
    @danielj.8876 7 месяцев назад

    19:37 Ngl SpagMon looks kinda hot.

  • @pelontrix
    @pelontrix 7 месяцев назад

    at least it's not as bad as me using poison mage everywhere.

  • @yonatan2009
    @yonatan2009 7 месяцев назад

    who doesn't like the haunted armor in Baba Is You troll levels

  • @Timkorea0810
    @Timkorea0810 7 месяцев назад

    0:16 CCC BBB AAA

  • @Slozhnaaaaaa
    @Slozhnaaaaaa 7 месяцев назад

    Wait, there 2nd channel?

  • @patrickfoos9828
    @patrickfoos9828 7 месяцев назад +1

    I need the awet lore video, please please please remind us of the abstract games discord, fizzbuzz, NDAs, and f3 apologizing for him in the prismata discord

    • @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq
      @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq  7 месяцев назад +4

      the problem with the awet lore video is that the objective reality is so ridiculous I might look like a hack political/drama streamer for just stating what happened (people will think I'm lying or exaggerating the actual events), it's so unbelievable, the inventor of CBA videos and awe videos might need to be locked behind a massive sub goal or something I can't, I just can't
      awe is going to stay an ultimate inside joke

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 7 месяцев назад

      @@IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq Full support for that sub goal

    • @danielj.8876
      @danielj.8876 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bqC'mon Icely, you can't tease us with a description like that and then keep it secret, I need to know more about this lore.

    • @BryanLu0
      @BryanLu0 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bqhow many subs we talking

    • @BryanLu0
      @BryanLu0 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bqhow many subs icely

  • @corentincoupe4997
    @corentincoupe4997 7 месяцев назад

    I genuinely cannot tell if icely loves or hates the game at this point

  • @sophiasabkv1372
    @sophiasabkv1372 7 месяцев назад +3

    Threefold Repetition Advanced

  • @xiutecuhtli15
    @xiutecuhtli15 7 месяцев назад +2

    SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS A USERNAME????

    • @xiutecuhtli15
      @xiutecuhtli15 7 месяцев назад +2

      I thought it was just the embodiment of spaghetti code that you thank whenever somrthing spaghetti happens

  • @kroeterichNo1
    @kroeterichNo1 7 месяцев назад

    Why is the black queen and king the wrong way around?

  • @immigrantmammoth5162
    @immigrantmammoth5162 7 месяцев назад

    the Cindustrial Bsociety and its Aconsequences

  • @Hyperboid
    @Hyperboid 7 месяцев назад +1

    nuancense

  • @thebookless3381
    @thebookless3381 7 месяцев назад

    Half an A press jumspcare

  • @speddoellol1199
    @speddoellol1199 7 месяцев назад

    Chess Pasta Advanced

  • @randomsword10
    @randomsword10 7 месяцев назад

    Wouldn't that be a turn 0 stalemate, not checkmate?

  • @d4r10l0l
    @d4r10l0l 7 месяцев назад

    Cheese Battle Advanced

  • @MakusinMeringue
    @MakusinMeringue 7 месяцев назад

    Tj Henry Yoshi joke, come on Icely you gotta have some dignity

  • @Notale3
    @Notale3 7 месяцев назад

    Chess battle

  • @SrVerataro
    @SrVerataro 7 месяцев назад

    ...
    Yeah excuse me but...
    What the hell is this?

  • @lingerlights
    @lingerlights 7 месяцев назад

    Wat... Is this

  • @yourlocalcommenter9948
    @yourlocalcommenter9948 7 месяцев назад

    C

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 7 месяцев назад

    @IcelysUnnecessary2ndChan-gv1bq i just fought that "same poor fool who lost to ninja" (MN#8705) on my way from expert to master
    he said he's color-coded his pieces, having vampire+++, greed+++, lust+++, soulkeeper+++, 3 guardian+++, and 8 frostmephits
    all i have are 4 warriors, 2 pyromancers, 8 samurai, and a ninja; please spare me
    truly, many a chess battle advanced

    • @icenovice
      @icenovice 7 месяцев назад

      and yes i lost he had like 100 morale at the end because guardian+++ and vampire+++ are diabolical piece designs