As a native Tallahasseean, I would like to say that we have many amazing nature trails, access to the St. Mark Historic Railroad trail, and other amazing places full of nature that are amazing to walk about. None of them are called "Tallahassee Trail" or anything even close to it.
The Tallahassee Trail goes right past the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial. Thoughts & Prayers go out to the victims & their families. We hardly got to know you.
"Low IQ person" is probably one of the least creative sounding and least intelligent insults I have ever heard. And this insult is coming from a guy claiming to be a stable genius.
Stable genius my tail feathers! He needs to be locked up in an asylum for god sake! He has turned our country Into a dictatorship instead of what we were founded on and honestly I am not to appreciate of of that!
@@Ugly_German_Truths ouch you got a point, speaking or prints I hope he sits in his chair one day and gets poked or stabbed with a needle or knife that one of the secret survice members planted there on purpose! THAT WILL TEACH HIM TO MEDDLE IN THE ELECTIONS OR ANYTHING AT ALL!
I mean people keep babbling about this and yeah box wine is funny I guess, but California wine outperforms French wine in blind taste tests all the time and there is a demand it all over.
@@FlameOnTheBeat But what does it meannnn... NPC in my mind is character that is in a video game controlled by the programming and says a few lines and guides your travels. WTF do they mean?
@@LeDuckDuckGoose Correct, that's the point of this new "meme". To pretend that people you don't agree with are NPCs. It's frankly disappointing, but it is what it is.
9:38 "Wacky Democratic Ideas?" WTF... Free college and healthcare 1.) isn't free, we pay for that with taxes and 2.) would finally elevate our country to the bare minimum standard of every other industrialized nation on the planet. How is it that everyone on Earth except America understands that better education and healthcare benefits your entire society?
@@ftniceberg874 how much student loan debt do you have? $50,000? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have any student loan debt because you're uneducated and have resigned to a life of ignorant dead end wage labor.
And Trump just insulted California, which produces more than 80% of the wine in the US. In fact, 90% of America's wine is made in California, New York, and Washington, majority democratic states that also hate Trump.
Oh wow, don't take the wine anything but thaaaaat. I'll raise your wine by saying Texas, Oklahoma, and Alaska are the major producers of U.S oil which fuels cars and other machines and are all conservative Red states. Wine fuels nothing except violence and drunk driving accidents. So yeah.
@robert leonard Wrong. According to this study, Texas and Oklahoma rank lower than California and New York. Alaska does rank higher yes I'll give you that. Even so, that's only 1 of 3 states I mentioned while both blue states who quote "have to Bailout and pay for your BROKE ASS States" like you said rank higher including Oregon. Strange isn't it? Oh and if you think I'm bullshitting here's the proof. This is also taken from 2018 so it's not an "old study" either. wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/
True, but it's still in a way that suggests you are allies. It's just that Trump can't be friends with someone unless he thinks he's superior to them. Which makes me wonder how much Putin kisses his ass.
You just don't do that to a head of state... especially in front of the cameras. If Trump had tried that with Queen Elizabeth she'd've decked him with her handbag and fed him to the corgis.
All those radical ideas from these elected representatives. What next the extreme notion that every American has the right to vote that voting should be made more easily accessible and that every vote should be counted😒
... "The left doesn't want borders"? You didn't actually hear that from anyone who has anything like leftist leanings, did you. --Dave, you've been scammed again, mon frere
Right? He thinks he’s some kind a saint when he really is not! And what’s even worse is all of the enemies that he has made over the course of two years are now going to turn on him and make it so he does not get reelected if he does it would be a huge miracle for him which I don’t think is possibly going to come true considering all the bull crap he’s pulled off! I for one did not vote for that loser and I was one who had to vote by absentee because I unfortunately got sick around the time elections came so I couldn’t directly go to the offices which means my vote got thrown out and I am not to appreciate of the of that!
#DISTRICT TV That’s right ! Kill all the babies, especially those that are not actual babies yet, but a collection of foetal cells. The world is too damn overpopulated with morons like you. Enough now. In fact they should pass a law to sterilise all of Trump’s low I.Q. base, especially the white supremacist, Neo-Nazi crowd. Men especially, as they are the usual morons complaining about legal abortion. Either that, or give those men all a womb so they can be surrogates to implanted brown babies. Follow your evangelical bs and carry them to term! Oh, yes! That would be justice. Maybe then they would learn a lesson, and strive to protect life after birth!
#DISTRICT TV No, it isn’t, but it can be affordable to the country, and be value for money, instead of the extortionist prices pharmaceuticals and medical treatments cost. That is what taxes are for. Taxes should not be to kill civilians in war, like the American funded war on Yemen, which is a human atrocity. Try saving those that have been born, those children suffering in Yemen, losing their parents, their limbs due to American bombs, instead of trying to make a big deal about a collection of undifferentiated and unspecialised foetal cells.
Sounds born from a children's tale, grown to be an adult's maddening delusion, and because of it, we, the people, are the ones who suffer. Do I have this right? @King Hokum
I respect your position but I harbor no hatred for the man. Just the common sense to know when someone's emotional instability creates turmoil from others. When that someone is in a position of power such as the President of our country, this concerns not only me, but everyone, even the supporters of Trump. If our President cannot own up to his decisions, his own actions, that power goes unchecked, until now of course. @@quigglyjohnston6118
@@chainwhip1 I hear you and you;re making sense, but I let me ask you one more thing if you don't mind. Have you ever sat and watched a Trump speech beginning to end without edits? I further challenge you to watch one and see if you don't agree with some of what he says. He is surprisingly coherent when not taken out of context IMO
If Trump wants to cheer up he can always think about how when he leaves the White House taxpayers will still be paying his way though it will be in decidedly less opulent accommodations ie; Federal Prison
gramnet I think it’s the name of another pornstar he cheated on his wife with, that we haven’t found out about yet. Though with Trump, both our suggestions are plausible haha.
peachy proncess In Trump’s universe, either he and his fellow elites can make money off healthcare/education/etc., or they can all go to hell for all they care.
Note to the “media” : patience is a virtue and you don’t need to rush your narratives before getting all the facts. Also the Midterms results are confirming to DJT what he has suspected all his life, that he is a loser.
I don't blame the media for being wrong here. Some people had been predicting that democrats might GAIN a senate seat (or even take majority, but that was months before), and instead it became clear that the democrats were losing senate seats. They were fairly reporting what the results were at the time. Only once the house results started turning out overwhelmingly in the other direction did it become a blue wave.
Ilena Starbreeze free college would be fantastic. My brother is attending college for a degree in public health and wants to go to med school after he graduates the program and gets his degree but med school is super expensive...
How about gasoline from renewable resources? How about organic fuels that puts Dept.ofAg, Dept.ofEnergy,, and Dept.ofTrans as a Triad that pushes Infrastructure needs to the table, and not the shelf? How about restructuring minimum wage to a better financial percentage of cost of living? And as a Republican, I do speak out against Trump's shortcomings and ignoring of the issues, for his grandstanding of the "How Great I Am" TUDE!! We are real people, we have real needs, we need the real science, the real numbers, the real protections, the real solutions, the real alternatives, the real plan!!! Trump ain't it, Trump won't give it, Trump can't be it!!!
It always kind of struck me as funny that what it takes to become a doctor is money more than desire. having money in and of itself doesn't mean you're going to be any good at anything, having a desire to be good at something doesn't necessarily meab you will be good at it either but I think you have a better chance. Any government or organization with better educated people is going to do better.
Here in UK we no longer have free university, we did until Tony Blair got in but he initially capped it at only £1k per year, later raising it to £3k, then the conservative/liberal democrat coalition came to power in 2010 and raised it to £9k in 2013 where it still is. So yes students in UK do get student debt but it's not so big it's equivalent to getting a mortgage like in the US.
3rd worlds countries are shitholes because of greedy politicians like Trump, America's going down the tubes, sin and Immorality, And of course a grifter president dont help one bit.
Soooo Trump is a native to New York who also spends most of his time in Florida. He doesnt know what the Appalachia trail is despite it running thru NY State and then he conflates it with.....Tallahassee, Florida? Does his stupidity have no bounds? And for the record, he said Tallahassee trail at multiple rallies, not just a one time slip up.
If he's so depressed why doesn't he just resign and disband his administration as well. He should know how we feel having to see and hear him behave like a spoiled rotten child for the past 2 years
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't run for re-election. If he knows he's going to lose, he might just make up some stupid excuse that only his idiot supporters could believe and claim victory by leaving office voluntarily. Of course, he'd pardon himself and his family before he left. (He's said that presidents can pardon themselves.) And then he'd rake in the money by spending the next few years scamming those idiots who keep coming to his rallies. Or maybe Fox News would give him his own show. There's no way he's going to pay for what he's done to our country. Not a chance.
IQ really only measures the ability to solve a very select field of riddles. That being said, there's no way Trump has a high IQ. It doesn't make him less capable a president (would be hard, really), but there's no way he's good at that stuff
@@lnt305 what ? It is a measurement of your capacity to take factors into account and rendering an analysis... Including action/consequence. What do you mean, a very select field of riddles... ?
@@murderoustendencies Intelligence is an expansive arena, and you can't restrict something like that to few problems. This is why the smartest people, or mavericks or people who actually revolutionized their respective fields say that intelligence can't be actually measured.
Trump has run out of pathetic excuses not releasing his tax returns. When Congress asks for these documents, it’s a legal directive from a high level governmental enforcement agency. We will finally see why Trump is so protective of Russia and how rich he really is. We will see if he is really worth $10 billons as claimed by him.
It's not a requirement to 've president you troglodytes. And you forgot the cold war ended centuries ago, your falling for the red scare 2.0 while supporting the actual commies.
FTN Iceberg And the actual commies are? Just saying, this is a man who proudly declared himself a nationalist. And is supported by the KKK. This isn’t someone we should be supporting regardless...
WanderingTaoist101 lmao 🤣 I love it. Man, Colorado been killin it the past few years, y’all impressive af. Then again, I live in Florida sooo it doesn’t take a whole lot to impress me I suppose lol.
Tyler Durden That’s a little too far, incest didn’t deserve to be lumped in with those two horrid creatures lol. But yeah that’s exactly the taste one would assume.
Oh Macron had his own brand of bullshit. He lost it because a minor called him by a nickname (not an insulting one, uh, just the normal nickname for his name), he's kind of a self-satisfied prick too. Still he's way better than Trump there's no possible comparison.
To be fair, there are some outstanding American wines ... but not on level with France, nor is wine culture nearly as important to Americans as it is to the French, so it really isn't the wisest choice of issues to be fighting over, because there's no way France will (or even CAN) back down in a wine discussion.
Adi V I mean tbh that’s just stupid that’s like me saying no American would ever drink French wine I like trying everything no matter the low or high quality I care about other things then just reputation I care about flavor and price too it’s very close minded and rude to assume something is bad because of where it’s from
Whenever Donald calls someone "low IQ", or some other obvious lie, remember that Narcissists tend to project their faults onto others. So, to me, every time I hear Donald call someone "low IQ", I can't help but think "aww... are you mad that the IQ tests were 'not good', Donny?"
I didn't read that the way Seth did. I think it was Chump's limp-dicked attempt to assert "dominance". Remember how many people think that thin-skinned crybaby is a "tough guy". It's because of insecure posturing like that.
Yeah. THAT was a purely spiteful, belittling thing for trump to do. There was no dandruff, of course. He obviously felt threatened by Macron (even back then in April this year), a young, good looking guy, so trump tried to embarrass him. Of course, the action reflected very badly on trump, but he's such a monumentally stupid 'man' he didn't realise it.
It's very typical of a narcissist to do something like that. I know. My Dad has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and any time he feels he might be outsmarted, or compared less favorably, he'll sneak in a quick, nasty little attempt at belittling, just like Trump did to Macron there.
You'd think he had learned it after Merkel told him, what was it? 5 times? Thant he can't make a deal with Germany, that he had to make a deal with the EU. You'd think.
In blind taste tests, even by wine connoisseurs, wines from California or even New Jersey are as likely to win as French. Even if the same wine is blind-tasted multiple times by the same judge, you get random, inconsistent evaluations.
Somewhere in the IRS headquarters, someone is gift wrapping the report on Trump's taxes, humming 'The Little Drummer Boy'. "I wrapped this report for you, they're done-done-done-done. And soon Trump will be too, he's done-done-done-done."
We're gonna. Pelosi's already promised it and we have the votes. The problem is, if there were anything outright illegal, the IRS would've known about it already. So there will be a bunch of shady stuff and selfishness, but his supporters won't care and will cry "fake news." It won't be the golden bullet we so long for. But having the votes to impeach for any number of other things hopefully will be.
5:32-6:35 I love how friendly Seth is with everyone who works with him and how they all get along. He has so much fun with them and that whole minute with Wally was so sincere and wholesome I love it.
@@mavericka1978 you seem to not realize he probably does all his antics to keep the other side confused. It's been over 2 years and people are still obsessing over tax returns that aren't required. Just like everyone thinks Russia colluded somehow and had Trump win even though collusion isn't even illegal and politicians on both sides do it daily. Everyone keeps expecting Trump to end the 2 year long investigation but he hasn't. It keeps people thinking they may find something and he looks better by letting them search and find nothing. He's IRL trolling and No one can see it.
@@ftniceberg874 you mean like how people are still stuck on Obama's birth certificate. You know why people want to see his tax returns? To see whose pulling the presidents strings!
quiggly johnston and here we have a supporter of Donald “I love the poorly educated” Trump perfectly missing the poignant cultural joke in favor of partisan divide.
I hate getting my news from Late Night shows, comedies and major news outlets. But Seth is the exception. And I have a major in politics and international relations.
Plastic Hooks I think for the most part comedians do a good job of hashing over public affairs, they keep it short and sweet it's easy to understand and for the most part it's pretty honest, unlike most of the political hacks on the news networks! And I really doubt if anybody on here really cares what you like!
Nobody "has" a major. Either you have a degree or you're studying. I have a bachelor's in computer science. I was a computer science major, and spent the first 2 semesters as a computer engineering major. I'm not a computer engineer.
lol, one does have to wonder about that, are the children siblings, we dont want them fighting over who the puppy goes home with? Who is this Democrat to the children? One would hope they are family, and that they asked the parents first before gifting a pet they will most likely have to take care of hehehe @@Montesama314
@just1desi is this some kind of payoff to keep the children quiet? Some say this Democrat is a little too close to these children if you know what I mean. What did this Democrat do to these children.
The funny thing is that France ´s tariffs on American wine are very low (between 7 and 15 cents a bottle!!) it’s just not selling much there because very few american wines are actually good.
Look up Glyphosate. Then look up the studies done on the amount of Glyphosate found in California wines. Then you will understand why no one outside of america wants our wine.
Yeah they'd rather pay their taxes on nukes and the war machine killing poverty stricken youth. The war isn't about just about oil, the war is about war. The biggest American hoax ever. Without war America will devolve into normalcy, and you know, they can't have that.
@@ftniceberg874 except that other countries with much smaller GDP relative to population have those things and are able to afford it. The US would just rather spend money on a bloated military and giving the rich more tax cuts...which of those sounds like a better idea?
The only way you can fail an IQ test is if you don't even understand how to take it. I'm certain Trump is smart enough to take the test and then score horribly bad.
The question mark... lol poor Wally. :D
good schtick
Andrew LaCosse the best part. So human.
That was funny AF though :-D
Yeah that bit got me
Poor Wally? Lucky Wally! He got a nice bonus for being on camera. The only thing better is if Seth had gotten Wally to have to say something. . Lol
I love the way Wally snatches back the card and Seth's grin.
Haha Wally is pissed
I wonder why they dont use a teleprompter.
I always enjoy the times when a show goes off-script, because you get to see how naturally the host can handle it. Seth didn't even drop a beat.
John Aldrich facts
The question mark bit was awesome
Literally the best part of the set
The way Wally yanked the card back from him was pretty funny too
Love Wally! He's also the head cue card supervisor at SNL, so he's known Seth for a while. That's why they're so comfortable with each other :)
lol
I'm in deep red kansas and we just elected a female democratic governor. Thank God.
Rebecca Sickler I’m so sorry.
Proper 3D Ah yes, Rebecca is definitely a male name. Carry on, gentlemen.
Rebecca Sickler merci
Congratulations
Oh, Rebecca, so glad to hear someone happy outside of my family!
As a native Tallahasseean, I would like to say that we have many amazing nature trails, access to the St. Mark Historic Railroad trail, and other amazing places full of nature that are amazing to walk about. None of them are called "Tallahassee Trail" or anything even close to it.
The interaction between seth and wally is a perfect demonstration of why I love seth
Ditto.
Patrick Doyle Wally is an NBC institution and treasure!
"In your defense, Wally, the 'why' should have given it away as well." LOL.
@@mikkelhoejen Hard to say since we can't see his face. For all we know, he's laughing and yanking the card back from Seth as a joke.
Look at the question mark? Come here! Look at it!
The Tallahassee Trail goes right past the Bowling Green Massacre Memorial. Thoughts & Prayers go out to the victims & their families. We hardly got to know you.
Saw what you did there😊
I'll have my covfefe from Nambia
Lol
Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania caused the Bowling Green Massacre shortly after causing the break up of Yugoslavia.
+dafttool
Stop that. This is no laughing matter. I was KILLED at the Bowling Green Massacre.
#neverforget
So nice that Seth wove in the mistake. Hilarious.
No
so nice you wove with "wove"
That's what the industry calls an 'in-take'.
It's like an out-take, but lazier.
He's very talented, I think.
"Low IQ person" is probably one of the least creative sounding and least intelligent insults I have ever heard. And this insult is coming from a guy claiming to be a stable genius.
Stable genius my tail feathers! He needs to be locked up in an asylum for god sake! He has turned our country Into a dictatorship instead of what we were founded on and honestly I am not to appreciate of of that!
He learned his artful insults IN a stable. Amongst the other asses left there.
@@Ugly_German_Truths ouch you got a point, speaking or prints I hope he sits in his chair one day and gets poked or stabbed with a needle or knife that one of the secret survice members planted there on purpose! THAT WILL TEACH HIM TO MEDDLE IN THE ELECTIONS OR ANYTHING AT ALL!
I believe him. I can smell the manure.
That's probably because in France it's not allowed to sell GMO wine packaged in 5 litre plastic bottles...
Can't waste cue cards. Those are imported from France. Very high tariffs. Not fair! Must change.
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Nice
i actually laughed out loud to this thank you lmao
Haaahaaahaaaaa!!!
One of my least favorite things is how the president unnecessarily capitalizes words like "tariffs" in the middle of sentences.
"Get me some of zee American box wine !!! " said no French person ever ... 😂😂😂😂💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Vi Olly those emojis are a bit ridiculous
@@Snardvark25 just a bit?
Vi Olly ❤🇫🇷🍷
I mean people keep babbling about this and yeah box wine is funny I guess, but California wine outperforms French wine in blind taste tests all the time and there is a demand it all over.
@@mopeoshpingo7257 Blind tests in the us or in france? o.O
Shout out to the writers and the graphics department!
@HARRIS LAM
NPC writers for an NPC audience... Just write "orange man bad" in as many creative ways as possible - instant gold!
@@quigglyjohnston6118 What do you mean by NPC?
@@quigglyjohnston6118 Pfffft, D.O.B. is a hilarious writer.
@@FlameOnTheBeat But what does it meannnn... NPC in my mind is character that is in a video game controlled by the programming and says a few lines and guides your travels. WTF do they mean?
@@LeDuckDuckGoose Correct, that's the point of this new "meme". To pretend that people you don't agree with are NPCs. It's frankly disappointing, but it is what it is.
9:38 "Wacky Democratic Ideas?" WTF... Free college and healthcare 1.) isn't free, we pay for that with taxes and 2.) would finally elevate our country to the bare minimum standard of every other industrialized nation on the planet. How is it that everyone on Earth except America understands that better education and healthcare benefits your entire society?
Republicans maintaining power relies on people remaining uneducated.
Fundamentalism. Keeping countries backward and people ignorant for over five thousand years.
The uneducated cannot grasp this concept.
It's uneducated not wanting to be taxed into poverty for other people's free stuff? Yea you are fucking morons!
@@ftniceberg874 how much student loan debt do you have? $50,000? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have any student loan debt because you're uneducated and have resigned to a life of ignorant dead end wage labor.
held accoutable for the first time in 2 years?
how about 71 years???
Mmm, you're right there.
lol Good point!
He’s probably sweating so much that his tax returns look like they were dropped in the ocean
He's sweating so much he has actually lost a pound from it.
First time in his life!
And Trump just insulted California, which produces more than 80% of the wine in the US.
In fact, 90% of America's wine is made in California, New York, and Washington, majority democratic states that also hate Trump.
Don't forget Oregon which ranks fourth. (Also democratic)
Somehow, drinking a wine from a Trump-owned winery, just like his presidency, would leave a nasty taste in anyone mouth.😨😨😱
Oh wow, don't take the wine anything but thaaaaat.
I'll raise your wine by saying Texas, Oklahoma, and Alaska are the major producers of U.S oil which fuels cars and other machines and are all conservative Red states. Wine fuels nothing except violence and drunk driving accidents. So yeah.
@robert leonard Wrong. According to this study, Texas and Oklahoma rank lower than California and New York. Alaska does rank higher yes I'll give you that. Even so, that's only 1 of 3 states I mentioned while both blue states who quote "have to Bailout and pay for your BROKE ASS States" like you said rank higher including Oregon. Strange isn't it?
Oh and if you think I'm bullshitting here's the proof. This is also taken from 2018 so it's not an "old study" either.
wallethub.com/edu/states-most-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government/2700/
@@TheFacelessStoryMaker trump didn't say anything about oil though...
seth messing up is always the best thing ever lmaoo
Picking the lint off his shirt was not to make friend with him, it was to look more superior to the French President
True, but it's still in a way that suggests you are allies. It's just that Trump can't be friends with someone unless he thinks he's superior to them.
Which makes me wonder how much Putin kisses his ass.
I dunno, struck me as pretty rude, kinda insinuated that the French, or at least the President, are dirty.
Not fluff. Trump clearly said ‘dandruff ‘- even more insulting and reprehensible.
You just don't do that to a head of state... especially in front of the cameras. If Trump had tried that with Queen Elizabeth she'd've decked him with her handbag and fed him to the corgis.
Plus he clearly said dandruff
All those radical ideas from these elected representatives. What next the extreme notion that every American has the right to vote that voting should be made more easily accessible and that every vote should be counted😒
... "The left doesn't want borders"? You didn't actually hear that from anyone who has anything like leftist leanings, did you.
--Dave, you've been scammed again, mon frere
how can trump make fun of anyone cheating on their wife? like bro you cheated on all three wives
Right? He thinks he’s some kind a saint when he really is not! And what’s even worse is all of the enemies that he has made over the course of two years are now going to turn on him and make it so he does not get reelected if he does it would be a huge miracle for him which I don’t think is possibly going to come true considering all the bull crap he’s pulled off! I for one did not vote for that loser and I was one who had to vote by absentee because I unfortunately got sick around the time elections came so I couldn’t directly go to the offices which means my vote got thrown out and I am not to appreciate of the of that!
Distraction tactics. A lot of stupid criminals try to go this "look over there" route.
😱 free healthcare and renewable energy! How awful! 🙄
how dare they save us & our planet!!!!
Nothing is FREE DUH 👈😄🇺🇸
@@FlakySnake LEFTIST 💊want to
save the planet but KILL the
BABIES 👈😄🇺🇸
#DISTRICT TV That’s right ! Kill all the babies, especially those that are not actual babies yet, but a collection of foetal cells. The world is too damn overpopulated with morons like you. Enough now.
In fact they should pass a law to sterilise all of Trump’s low I.Q. base, especially the white supremacist, Neo-Nazi crowd. Men especially, as they are the usual morons complaining about legal abortion. Either that, or give those men all a womb so they can be surrogates to implanted brown babies. Follow your evangelical bs and carry them to term! Oh, yes! That would be justice.
Maybe then they would learn a lesson, and strive to protect life after birth!
#DISTRICT TV No, it isn’t, but it can be affordable to the country, and be value for money, instead of the extortionist prices pharmaceuticals and medical treatments cost. That is what taxes are for. Taxes should not be to kill civilians in war, like the American funded war on Yemen, which is a human atrocity. Try saving those that have been born, those children suffering in Yemen, losing their parents, their limbs due to American bombs, instead of trying to make a big deal about a collection of undifferentiated and unspecialised foetal cells.
Boo hoo, he might have to take responsibility for his actions?
Sounds born from a children's tale, grown to be an adult's maddening delusion, and because of it, we, the people, are the ones who suffer. Do I have this right? @King Hokum
I respect your position but I harbor no hatred for the man. Just the common sense to know when someone's emotional instability creates turmoil from others. When that someone is in a position of power such as the President of our country, this concerns not only me, but everyone, even the supporters of Trump. If our President cannot own up to his decisions, his own actions, that power goes unchecked, until now of course. @@quigglyjohnston6118
@@chainwhip1 I hear you and you;re making sense, but I let me ask you one more thing if you don't mind. Have you ever sat and watched a Trump speech beginning to end without edits? I further challenge you to watch one and see if you don't agree with some of what he says. He is surprisingly coherent when not taken out of context IMO
If Trump wants to cheer up he can always think about how when he leaves the White House taxpayers will still be paying his way though it will be in decidedly less opulent accommodations ie; Federal Prison
I love Seth. He's like the sweet uncle at a family gathering who chuckles at his own jokes and just wants everyone to have a good time.
Tallahassee Trail is where he buried his tax returns.
gramnet
I think it’s the name of another pornstar he cheated on his wife with, that we haven’t found out about yet.
Though with Trump, both our suggestions are plausible haha.
That man has never spent any time outdoors. Or walking. Of course he’s never heard of the AT.
gramnet Yup that Hass to be where he most definitely buried his tax returns! LOL
how insane is it that the "most radical" policies are things like.... implementing basic free healthcare and education for everyone
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peachy proncess
In Trump’s universe, either he and his fellow elites can make money off healthcare/education/etc., or they can all go to hell for all they care.
I don’t think doctors want to go school for 9 years to make less than 100 grand a year
@@doomfist8422 I dont think that has literally anything to do with giving people the most basic form of healthcare, but ok
And to think that doctors went to school for 9 years because they wanted to save lives and make a difference.
Note to the “media” : patience is a virtue and you don’t need to rush your narratives before getting all the facts. Also the Midterms results are confirming to DJT what he has suspected all his life, that he is a loser.
I don't blame the media for being wrong here. Some people had been predicting that democrats might GAIN a senate seat (or even take majority, but that was months before), and instead it became clear that the democrats were losing senate seats. They were fairly reporting what the results were at the time. Only once the house results started turning out overwhelmingly in the other direction did it become a blue wave.
No please, don't take away my student debt
And please let me keep paying my health insurance premiums please and my student loan I'm terrified to lose such a great privileges
How else are professors supposed to afford yachts?
Lol, how dare you have a secure financial future. Tsk
Said no sane person ever
Oh no. I was looking forward to paying all my hospital bills... Now what am I gonna do with all this money I don't have? 😣
radical ideas? you mean things every first world country should have? hell please scare me with those things!
Ilena Starbreeze free college would be fantastic. My brother is attending college for a degree in public health and wants to go to med school after he graduates the program and gets his degree but med school is super expensive...
How about gasoline from renewable resources? How about organic fuels that puts Dept.ofAg, Dept.ofEnergy,, and Dept.ofTrans as a Triad that pushes Infrastructure needs to the table, and not the shelf? How about restructuring minimum wage to a better financial percentage of cost of living? And as a Republican, I do speak out against Trump's shortcomings and ignoring of the issues, for his grandstanding of the "How Great I Am" TUDE!!
We are real people, we have real needs, we need the real science, the real numbers, the real protections, the real solutions, the real alternatives, the real plan!!! Trump ain't it, Trump won't give it, Trump can't be it!!!
It always kind of struck me as funny that what it takes to become a doctor is money more than desire. having money in and of itself doesn't mean you're going to be any good at anything, having a desire to be good at something doesn't necessarily meab you will be good at it either but I think you have a better chance. Any government or organization with better educated people is going to do better.
Here in UK we no longer have free university, we did until Tony Blair got in but he initially capped it at only £1k per year, later raising it to £3k, then the conservative/liberal democrat coalition came to power in 2010 and raised it to £9k in 2013 where it still is. So yes students in UK do get student debt but it's not so big it's equivalent to getting a mortgage like in the US.
3rd worlds countries are shitholes because of greedy politicians like Trump, America's going down the tubes, sin and Immorality, And of course a grifter president dont help one bit.
I think my favorite part of this show is when Seth makes a mistake. He ties them in as jokes so seamlessly I am both entertained and impressed.
Wally was so pissed he got called out 😂
Soooo Trump is a native to New York who also spends most of his time in Florida. He doesnt know what the Appalachia trail is despite it running thru NY State and then he conflates it with.....Tallahassee, Florida? Does his stupidity have no bounds? And for the record, he said Tallahassee trail at multiple rallies, not just a one time slip up.
imperial_glass
Does his stupidity have no bounds? That’s easy! NO!
But Maxine Waters is the one with the low IQ?!!😂😂😂
no it has no bounds
@Laith Alsaid Hey, watch it. I’m 70+ and my brain isn’t…….what? What??? what was I saying again???
Julia Set Lmaooo i hope you are actually 70+ after that cmnt🤣
If he's so depressed why doesn't he just resign and disband his administration as well. He should know how we feel having to see and hear him behave like a spoiled rotten child for the past 2 years
He's too proud for that.
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't run for re-election. If he knows he's going to lose, he might just make up some stupid excuse that only his idiot supporters could believe and claim victory by leaving office voluntarily. Of course, he'd pardon himself and his family before he left. (He's said that presidents can pardon themselves.)
And then he'd rake in the money by spending the next few years scamming those idiots who keep coming to his rallies. Or maybe Fox News would give him his own show. There's no way he's going to pay for what he's done to our country. Not a chance.
Euthanasia would be a nice alternative.😡😵
In response to a question asking about his IQ Stephen Hawking replied: "I don't know. People that brag about their IQs are idiots."
Edit: Punctuation
I never heard him or read anything about Einstein or him bragging about how smart they were.
IQ really only measures the ability to solve a very select field of riddles. That being said, there's no way Trump has a high IQ. It doesn't make him less capable a president (would be hard, really), but there's no way he's good at that stuff
@@lnt305 what ? It is a measurement of your capacity to take factors into account and rendering an analysis... Including action/consequence. What do you mean, a very select field of riddles... ?
I'd be surprised if Trump knows what IQ means. He probably thinks it means low Income.
@@murderoustendencies Intelligence is an expansive arena, and you can't restrict something like that to few problems. This is why the smartest people, or mavericks or people who actually revolutionized their respective fields say that intelligence can't be actually measured.
Trump has run out of pathetic excuses not releasing his tax returns. When Congress asks for these documents, it’s a legal directive from a high level governmental enforcement agency. We will finally see why Trump is so protective of Russia and how rich he really is. We will see if he is really worth $10 billons as claimed by him.
They'll probably find a lot of fraud.
@@CrystalCoyoteX Right? I'm so excited
It's not a requirement to 've president you troglodytes. And you forgot the cold war ended centuries ago, your falling for the red scare 2.0 while supporting the actual commies.
FTN Iceberg And the actual commies are? Just saying, this is a man who proudly declared himself a nationalist. And is supported by the KKK. This isn’t someone we should be supporting regardless...
@@LSPalm lol why do I feel like you NPC repeat this on every post you don't agree with? Orange man bad amiright? LOL
Shout out to Wally and the lady who said "Good Job!" afterwards!
That question mark makes Trump's hands look big!
Here in Colorado we drink only the finest distilled MAGA tears. Trust me they are devine, so raise a glass to our first openly gay governor!
WanderingTaoist101 lmao 🤣 I love it. Man, Colorado been killin it the past few years, y’all impressive af. Then again, I live in Florida sooo it doesn’t take a whole lot to impress me I suppose lol.
WanderingTaoist101 don’t maga tears taste like bud light and incest?
Now I believe in God
Tyler Durden That’s a little too far, incest didn’t deserve to be lumped in with those two horrid creatures lol. But yeah that’s exactly the taste one would assume.
Please send some to Florida!
Macron knows how to handle T. Macron is not intimidated or afraid of T...he is an adult!
Oh Macron had his own brand of bullshit. He lost it because a minor called him by a nickname (not an insulting one, uh, just the normal nickname for his name), he's kind of a self-satisfied prick too. Still he's way better than Trump there's no possible comparison.
Yeah, the tariffs are the reason American wines don't sell in France... right....
To be fair, there are some outstanding American wines ... but not on level with France, nor is wine culture nearly as important to Americans as it is to the French, so it really isn't the wisest choice of issues to be fighting over, because there's no way France will (or even CAN) back down in a wine discussion.
"Wisest choice"? No, but no one ever accused Trump of being wise!
That one was on you, Wally!
aw no, we love wally
No French person would ever drink American wine lol
Adi V I mean tbh that’s just stupid that’s like me saying no American would ever drink French wine I like trying everything no matter the low or high quality I care about other things then just reputation I care about flavor and price too it’s very close minded and rude to assume something is bad because of where it’s from
@@jasonr6342 you misunderstand, its not that people assume american wine is bad, its that they assume french wine is good. which it generally is.
Apokalypse456 did you not see his comment?
We do sometimes try foreign wines in France, but before going for an american one, there are many other countries that produce excellent wines...
French wine is delicious lol, american wine is ok. At least you get plenty of it because it comes in a box
It was great to see the mess up with the card. Very fun. One of your best!
Lol that cue card part was hilarious!
How can 45 call anyone "low IQ?" Get him Maxine!!!
Light that ass up!!!
bitecha bitechabitecha , too bad 45, Maxine won. Now 45 is in trouble. 😂😂😂😂💙
@@priscillarobb647 his IQ is so low when he saw 1 on it agent orange thought it was number 1 IQ not IQ of 1
Hey Fat Donnie...Didn't anyone ever tell you that what goes around comes back around to you...and with a freak'n vengeance. Enjoy! We will.
45 is his IQ I reckon.
or maybe his "size" in millimeters.
Looks like Donny’s cranky because for once in his life, he can’t have his way anymore.
Spit Dragon what a beautiful scene that would be
And it's why he's been gaslighting his base with subtle incitements of violence..
Uh, you realize GOP still controls the Senate, right?
Republicans lost 28 seats, in his presidency, Barrack Obama lost 63. Trust me, Republicans didn’t get swept away.
@@StylishCatfish Owning it.
Of course Trump knows wine all he does is wine*
Lol
@William M Faloon
He once had "Trump Vodka" - it failed.
It was too expensive for what was essentialy methylated spirits in a fancy bottle.
Whenever Donald calls someone "low IQ", or some other obvious lie, remember that Narcissists tend to project their faults onto others. So, to me, every time I hear Donald call someone "low IQ", I can't help but think "aww... are you mad that the IQ tests were 'not good', Donny?"
people who say orange man bad are actually orange men ? 0:
@Dak Lamerbusch thank you, im very proud i proved their point by making a joke
@@CalDal_22 oh you poor pathetic thing lmaooo god cringed when you were born
Commander Shepard * calls someone pathetic whilst being named commander Shepard*
The dandruff part is so cringeworthy I can’t watch.
I didn't read that the way Seth did. I think it was Chump's limp-dicked attempt to assert "dominance". Remember how many people think that thin-skinned crybaby is a "tough guy". It's because of insecure posturing like that.
Yeah. THAT was a purely spiteful, belittling thing for trump to do. There was no dandruff, of course. He obviously felt threatened by Macron (even back then in April this year), a young, good looking guy, so trump tried to embarrass him. Of course, the action reflected very badly on trump, but he's such a monumentally stupid 'man' he didn't realise it.
It's very typical of a narcissist to do something like that. I know. My Dad has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and any time he feels he might be outsmarted, or compared less favorably, he'll sneak in a quick, nasty little attempt at belittling, just like Trump did to Macron there.
we are special friends🤪.He's special alright
Omg
OHMIGOSH!!!!!!HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!? OH THE HUMANITY!!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!
Next thing you know, you'll all be living in Great Britain!
Wow, that reminds me of what kind of tirade Trump's hissy fit must have been like! Thank you !! That thought brightens my day, as a Republican!!
@@richardsmart9314 but then how can you explain the britains currently living in great britain? they didnt all move here.
Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!!!!?!!?!
By far, Closer Look is the best 10 minutes of television.
Trump should take an ACTUAL hike.
I agree. He needs to go jump in a lake
...have a heart attack, fall into a ravine, and die before getting into a hospital.
Preferably on the surface of the moon with no spacesuit. I'm sure there's enough air inside his head to sustain him.
I would like to recommend the Tallahassee Trail. Especially the one that ends in Alligator alley.
If trump took a hike he would see dead relatives waving him on before he covered a mile ... 😏
I live in france you cant get us wine coz the french don’t want it we have to much of our own its like selling snow to Eskimos
If you say "Franzia" properly it sounds like it's from France.
Mort de rire :D
same like trying to sell beer to germany, btw greetings from germany 🇩🇪
God Bless everybody who is depressed and their families 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️❤️
That's a very nice thought. Thank you for that. Kindness, especially in these times, shines like a beautiful diamond. 💎
Once again, Spanky shows his complete lack of knowledge about politics and economics. France didn't set those tariffs, the EU did.🙄
You'd think he had learned it after Merkel told him, what was it? 5 times? Thant he can't make a deal with Germany, that he had to make a deal with the EU.
You'd think.
Tariffs on US wines are actually few cents per bottle in France 🇫🇷
@@grayscribe1342 lol it was 11 times. No, I'm not joking. He's simply a Dummkopf as we put it.
Gotta love Seth!!!
Sorry but French wine is waaay better than American ones
In blind taste tests, even by wine connoisseurs, wines from California or even New Jersey are as likely to win as French.
Even if the same wine is blind-tasted multiple times by the same judge, you get random, inconsistent evaluations.
Seth’s sooo cute ! Love how he jokes like that
Please please please subpoena his tax returns
Somewhere in the IRS headquarters, someone is gift wrapping the report on Trump's taxes, humming 'The Little Drummer Boy'.
"I wrapped this report for you, they're done-done-done-done.
And soon Trump will be too, he's done-done-done-done."
@@matohibiki Nice!
We're gonna. Pelosi's already promised it and we have the votes. The problem is, if there were anything outright illegal, the IRS would've known about it already. So there will be a bunch of shady stuff and selfishness, but his supporters won't care and will cry "fake news." It won't be the golden bullet we so long for. But having the votes to impeach for any number of other things hopefully will be.
@@bismuthcrystal9658 It's not just about what is or is not illegal. It is also about where his loyalties are.
@@matohibiki hahahaha!!
They seriously still use handwritten cue cards? Is this 1955?
Fun fact. Right after the deranged wine tweet, he tweeted out an ad for trump winery which is in Charleston and apparently being managed by eric
Trump's expertise isn't so much "winery" as it is "whinery."
His winery is on the outskirts of Charlottesville, VA. Yeah, that Charlottesville.
Ugh, gross. That must taste like urine. Who buys Trump wine, ffs?
So, the whiny whiner is a wine-o... Who would have guessed?
5:32-6:35 I love how friendly Seth is with everyone who works with him and how they all get along. He has so much fun with them and that whole minute with Wally was so sincere and wholesome I love it.
The good news is that the Democrats don't have to ask Trump for his tax returns they can subpoena them straight from the IRS.
You do realize it's not a requirement right? Your a moron
FTN Iceberg - what is trump hiding - why can’t he just release his tax returns
@@mavericka1978 you seem to not realize he probably does all his antics to keep the other side confused. It's been over 2 years and people are still obsessing over tax returns that aren't required. Just like everyone thinks Russia colluded somehow and had Trump win even though collusion isn't even illegal and politicians on both sides do it daily. Everyone keeps expecting Trump to end the 2 year long investigation but he hasn't. It keeps people thinking they may find something and he looks better by letting them search and find nothing. He's IRL trolling and No one can see it.
@@ftniceberg874 you mean like how people are still stuck on Obama's birth certificate. You know why people want to see his tax returns? To see whose pulling the presidents strings!
@@joshrowell8375 his birth certificate wasn't required either. It's fake news to keep people watching it instead of the real issues.
Great segment Seth and Co. From pointing out the media’s bullshit calls on the election to pointing out why Trump is REALLY mad. 👍👍🙏
Especially love Seth not afraid to call the parent company he works for on their bullshit.
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LMFAO Trump thinks France wants AMERICAN WINE?!?!
@Animelytical Orange man bad! LOL right??
quiggly johnston and here we have a supporter of Donald “I love the poorly educated” Trump perfectly missing the poignant cultural joke in favor of partisan divide.
But there is a California champagne by Paul Masson inspired by that same French excellence!
Animelytical He is the BEST example of WHINE America has.
Ehhh... they could give it to naughty kids to get them back in line.
I think the Tallahassee Trail leads to Bowling Green.....
How can trump be an expert of wine when he does not drink alcohol at all. Hamilton tickets please.
Marcus S tar how can he stamp the trump logo on so much alcohol when he
Himself claims he never has touched alcohol?
Who said anything about drinking?
He boofs it.
Angry Kittens LOL!!
Marcus S tar you don't have to drink to have common knowledge of other countries: Italy makes pasta, France Wine, Russia trolls, duh.
Marcus S tar he’s an expert in whines.
I love it when Seth messes up 😂
Good spontaneity on this show :-) Thanks Wally...
I hate getting my news from Late Night shows, comedies and major news outlets. But Seth is the exception. And I have a major in politics and international relations.
But how else will you survive the drudgery without humour?
Plastic Hooks I think for the most part comedians do a good job of hashing over public affairs, they keep it short and sweet it's easy to understand and for the most part it's pretty honest, unlike most of the political hacks on the news networks! And I really doubt if anybody on here really cares what you like!
Nobody "has" a major. Either you have a degree or you're studying. I have a bachelor's in computer science. I was a computer science major, and spent the first 2 semesters as a computer engineering major. I'm not a computer engineer.
John Oliver is great, too...
I like John Oliver to.
Trump calling "anyone" low IQ is quite funny.
Trump should never be allowed to call anyone "low IQ." That's exactly like Charlie Sheen calling someone a "womanizer druggie." True projection.
"Radical views"
*Immediately puts up things that America needs*
What.
Daeven Ville Fox News: Try to make good things sound terrifying (and fail miserably). They seriously need reform
FOX News would try to convince its audience that a Democrat giving some children a puppy for Christmas was somehow part of a communist plot.
lol, one does have to wonder about that, are the children siblings, we dont want them fighting over who the puppy goes home with? Who is this Democrat to the children? One would hope they are family, and that they asked the parents first before gifting a pet they will most likely have to take care of hehehe @@Montesama314
@@just1desi , haha, okay, you may have a point.
@just1desi is this some kind of payoff to keep the children quiet? Some say this Democrat is a little too close to these children if you know what I mean. What did this Democrat do to these children.
The Trump calling Maxine Waters bit was excellent
Thank you, Seth for the news in a funny nutshell..
"Do you believe in miracles? No!" That line is going to make me laugh for weeks.
10:08 First time in two years? More like the first time in his entire life.
Trump in a slump. Quit while you’re... well, just quit. Thanks
Same thing I was thinking!!
@@malikwilliams7951 It doesn't feel very good does it trump?, welcom to our world.
I want a red hat that says "just quit, thanks." 🤣🤣🤣
Being the president is literally the only thing keeping out of being indicted.
Except slump implies that he was competant somehow.
The funny thing is that France ´s tariffs on American wine are very low (between 7 and 15 cents a bottle!!) it’s just not selling much there because very few american wines are actually good.
barack brahms exactly.
Have you ever been to the Napa Valley? Didn't think so.
Look up Glyphosate. Then look up the studies done on the amount of Glyphosate found in California wines. Then you will understand why no one outside of america wants our wine.
Yes, but they’re way overpriced!
I laughed out loud when she said 'radical views' and started to basically say 'free things for our citizens' 😂 Oh noooo what ever will we doooo
Brianna Do you understand what you’re saying when you refer to “free things”?
Trump needs to be in a Mental House🏥 not in WH.
So do his followers!!! looney toons they are!!
Do you believe in miracles??? .... *NO!*
I died at that part.
"A kiss from Ryan Gosling"...
... and he's a Canadian!
Seth keeps on getting more adorable and funny by the week. 😂
The question mark thing was funny. That's why I love Seth, so down to earth. Makes these troubled times a little better. ❤
Somebody needs his diaper changed
Why is Seth lashing out at poor Wally? LOL
Yes comrade, remove the boot of the bourgeoisie from the neck of the proletariat.
/s
The Talahasse trail is what Stormy Daniels went down while erm, playing Mario kart with Trump.
Don't threaten me with a good time Laura Ingraham.
post-midterm depression…
"For two year, Trump has been desperate to be Macron's friend."
Well.. his wife's for sure.
Democrats will surely bombard him with subpoena's.
Wait free collage and healthcare is radical ?
It's because they don't want to pay it in their taxes, even though it would be hugely useful to the American public in general.
Yeah they'd rather pay their taxes on nukes and the war machine killing poverty stricken youth. The war isn't about just about oil, the war is about war. The biggest American hoax ever. Without war America will devolve into normalcy, and you know, they can't have that.
Its rad!
Trump couldn't match Maxines IQ if he multiplied his by a thousand.
1000×0 is still zero 😂
I want free stuff......paid by government, it's my right. Calls others stupid. Irony at it's libtard best
@@ftniceberg874 :)
Trump became President by being under-estimated by morons like you.
@@ftniceberg874 except that other countries with much smaller GDP relative to population have those things and are able to afford it. The US would just rather spend money on a bloated military and giving the rich more tax cuts...which of those sounds like a better idea?
Lmao. tDump "You want to eat a bug from my hair?"
No thanks.
Let me tell you how sad it makes me that tRump is upset...LOL!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhh i remember the franzia days. Those weren’t the days...
More so than seeing Trump's taxes, I want to see him take an IQ test. Can you fail an IQ test?
Maybe you can get negative score??
Well not exactly...you can score low enough to be declared mentally disabled though.
clouddavis LMAO i wanna see his score even more now
The only way you can fail an IQ test is if you don't even understand how to take it. I'm certain Trump is smart enough to take the test and then score horribly bad.
T***p could fail a blood test.
To be fair, "le-gen-da-ry" has FOUR syllables. How do you expect Trump to use such a long word correctly?