2:22 the look on bra'tac's face it looks like he was looking forward to climbing down several decks to the shield generators but Jack ruined that for him.
"You know I'd like to take the opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back."
For me this is one of the most perfect ways to write comedy spots into a serious action scifi show. These writers new how to place the comedy spots in so that they would not hurt but only enhance the show's entertainment. Now if only the so called writers of Marvels Shield would wake up and learn so that the show won't be cancelled .
Honestly, a supercut of the first seven seasons from beginning to end is the only real way to include everything, but I doubt RUclips has enough bandwidth for that.
My favourite line will always be, the arctic stargate, Sam snuggling up to keep him warm and O'Neill says "that is my side arm, I swear" and Sam giggles.
O'Neill: "I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it." Teal'c: *raises eyebrow* O"Neill: "Loose it. It mean, go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO!!!" God, I love that scene so much XD
I love the fact he has enough restraint to ask permission first. Although I do prefer Teal'c line to him Maybourne: Teal'c, it's good to see you well. Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you. Maybourne: (visibly afraid) Well... that's interesting.
"The shield generators are far below, we must climb down sevel decks, through the bowls of the ship, and then taking our weapons, we must...." Looks at jack as he grabbing a couple grenades... probably in his head... what... is he doing?? Jack's thoughts are probably, Ain't nobody got time for that 😂😂😂
I can think of only 3.. In S2E9(Secrets) when he tells the reporter that if he's gonna go ahead with the story, he wants him to get one thing right, "It's O'neill, with 2 "l"s. There's another Col. O'neil with only one "l". He has no sense of humor at all" (which was probably a nudge at the O'neill Kurt Russell played in the feature), then in S5E10(2001) at the end when Kinsey is bitching and threatening O'neill with an investigation, to which he replies "That'd be fine. "O'neill", with two "l"s" (while holding up 3 fingers.. ;)), and then in S6E6(Abyss) when Baal asks him his name and he says "Col. Jack O'neill, U.S. air force. 2 "l"s in that."
@@HUNKragor One tag goes on the long chain, the second tag goes on a second short chain which is then suspended from the long chain. 17 years in uniform, I know.
@narutoandavatarrocks I'm preety sure its this - Clip 1 - Within the serpents grasp Clip 2 - seth Clip 3 - Windows OF Opportunity Clip 4 - The Serpents Lair Clip 5 is again from Windows OF Opportunity Clip 6 - Seth again Clip 7 Failsafe Clip 8 - I think its from Bane
Mayborn was a brilliant character, him and O'Neill were excellent when on screen together. I suspect that like "Cancer Man/CGB Spender" in the X-Files, Mayborn was never meant to be as important or feature as much as he did...it just turned out that way due to character popularity/fan interest.
Well, maybe not in this particular video, but the technology was invented in 1970-1985. Also CRT monitor does not mean that it is not touchscreen: watch?v=KULQbw_OWQ8
"Did I not say that your plan would be unsuccessful"
The most Teal'c "I told you so" ever
Indeed
Teal'c's best tongue twister: "Daniel Jackson's preliminary encephalogram proved anomalous." I dare ya to say it. again.
"Now we die." "...Well that's a bad plan."
Jack: "so help me if I wake up and I'm singing soprano"
Lol 🤣😂
2:22 the look on bra'tac's face it looks like he was looking forward to climbing down several decks to the shield generators but Jack ruined that for him.
"You know I'd like to take the opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back."
"Carter, I can see my house"
"General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man"
LOL!
The best part was Hammond didn't respond but just gave long look to Mayborne, making it look like he was seriously considering it.
@@Ruosteinenknight The Anti-Bromance between O'Neill and Maybourne was epic.
The unsung heroes of Stargate: Walter and Silas.
Good NCOs keep an organization running.
For me this is one of the most perfect ways to write comedy spots into a serious action scifi show. These writers new how to place the comedy spots in so that they would not hurt but only enhance the show's entertainment. Now if only the so called writers of Marvels Shield would wake up and learn so that the show won't be cancelled .
The look of confusion and surprise on Bratacs face when the grenades are just let go.. is pure joy.
Matthew Pittard now we die
Clich'e but from O'neills mouth:
"Carter, I can see my house!"
Honestly, a supercut of the first seven seasons from beginning to end is the only real way to include everything, but I doubt RUclips has enough bandwidth for that.
O'Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.
*Lengthy Pause*
General Hammond: Do it!
MISS & WORSHIP THIS SHOW! like an unofficial god.
Oh yeah, me too!!
He certainly brightens up the show!
borgduck ...Sarah Jane??
borgduck.... Sarah Jane??
Last line was impecable
“So help me, if I wake up and I’m singing soprano”
“Carter, I can see my house”
2:36 that was my FAVORITE episode
"hey pops"
xD One of my favourite lines, because it's so believeable! :D
i aplaude jack for his tolerance, i woulda mayfart before now!
I love the music in Window of Opportunity
"Wacko!"😄
Careful! Be careful.
Where did you take the videos from? The quality 's great!
Oh , and by the way I really enjoyed this vid , thanks
Permission Granted
Even if the tape had worked you'd still use up just as much time because you have to listen to it....
So help me if I wake up singing soprano
permission granted XD
WACKO! The paper plate mustard ketchup face, always funny. Try it some time (especially with a child fussing annoying everyone, public or at home.)
true...
Mayborn
Hey paps
I agree :P
Здравствуйте,далеко не Ba,al.
I love O'Nil.
Translate to Ukraine or Russia. Please
O'Niell Two L's!
My favourite line will always be, the arctic stargate, Sam snuggling up to keep him warm and O'Neill says "that is my side arm, I swear" and Sam giggles.
i loved the mcgyver jab from carter when in antartica
O'Neill: "I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."
Teal'c: *raises eyebrow*
O"Neill: "Loose it. It mean, go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a happy meal... WACKO!!!"
God, I love that scene so much XD
Love that episode, I think they all had blast making it.
General Hammond: "Colonel O'Niell What the hell are you doing?!"
Jack: "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING!!"
yeah, I loved that line in that episode too!
I think is a favourite line of most people. Lol. I personally like Urgo randomly saying “woof”.
O' Neill: "What Now?"
Bratac: "Now we Die"
O' Neill: "WELL THAT'S A BAD PLAN...."
well jack lying thats for sure
My Dad used to say "for cryin' out loud", and I picked it up myself, so whenever I hear O'Neill say it too, I feel it!
permission granted 😂😂😂
Jack: now what?
Bretac: now we die
Jack: well thats a bad plan ._. ...
making funniest moment videos for this character is difficult because 97% of what he says is hilarious in some way
LOL love the look on Maybournes face as if he's asking "You're not going to let him are you?"
Jack: "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man." ROFL
Great clips. Miss Jack/RDA so much!!!!!.
B Thomp "MISS?", what do you mean? And I acknowledge the fact that I don't want to know the answer.
+borgduck
he misses jack.
dreed100 How ironic. The actor who plays General Hammond, appeared on a transmitted episode of Highlander, as a bad guy, as you wrote this!
Permission granted!
I love the fact he has enough restraint to ask permission first. Although I do prefer Teal'c line to him
Maybourne: Teal'c, it's good to see you well.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
Maybourne: (visibly afraid) Well... that's interesting.
"The shield generators are far below, we must climb down sevel decks, through the bowls of the ship, and then taking our weapons, we must...."
Looks at jack as he grabbing a couple grenades... probably in his head... what... is he doing??
Jack's thoughts are probably, Ain't nobody got time for that 😂😂😂
5:35
"General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man."
"Permission granted. GO GET HIM COLONEL!!"
ok... who disliked this.......
Parfett44
Apophis, Ba'al, Anubis, Hathor...
The lists of candidates goes on...
Parfett44 Klorel, Ra, especially Ra. I think he hit the button a few times😀😂
I miss this show so much!!!! Great video!
Is it bad I can still pretty much quote this show word for word.?
Jack and teal’c getting stuck in the loop was my favorite episode!
How many times did he say it? O'Neill, 2 "L's"
James Clarke actually, there's a good reason for that
In the earlier Stargate movie, the credits had O'Niel, with ONE L
I can think of only 3.. In S2E9(Secrets) when he tells the reporter that if he's gonna go ahead with the story, he wants him to get one thing right, "It's O'neill, with 2 "l"s. There's another Col. O'neil with only one "l". He has no sense of humor at all" (which was probably a nudge at the O'neill Kurt Russell played in the feature), then in S5E10(2001) at the end when Kinsey is bitching and threatening O'neill with an investigation, to which he replies "That'd be fine. "O'neill", with two "l"s" (while holding up 3 fingers.. ;)), and then in S6E6(Abyss) when Baal asks him his name and he says "Col. Jack O'neill, U.S. air force. 2 "l"s in that."
At 4:44, Jack is wearing his ID (dog) tags incorrectly. Didn't the show have a military advisor?
How so?
@@HUNKragor One tag goes on the long chain, the second tag goes on a second short chain which is then suspended from the long chain. 17 years in uniform, I know.
@@stevepettersen3283 I don't doubt that, I just don't know that. Thanks.
"General Hammond, request premission to beat the crap out of this man" - I see O`neill u are one to speak his mind
Jack O'Niel funny moments.... You might as well play the whole show
They missed " IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????? " epic
I always wondered why the Goa’uld tried capturing SG1 every time instead of just executing them while SG1 always came out shooting
"In the middle of my back swing!"
I love the last line. It's priceless.
i love Jack O'Neill
The Quality is Ass.
Permission granted
@narutoandavatarrocks I'm preety sure its this -
Clip 1 - Within the serpents grasp
Clip 2 - seth
Clip 3 - Windows OF Opportunity
Clip 4 - The Serpents Lair
Clip 5 is again from Windows OF Opportunity
Clip 6 - Seth again
Clip 7 Failsafe
Clip 8 - I think its from Bane
Mayborn was a brilliant character, him and O'Neill were excellent when on screen together.
I suspect that like "Cancer Man/CGB Spender" in the X-Files, Mayborn was never meant to be as important or feature as much as he did...it just turned out that way due to character popularity/fan interest.
1:49
When I saw the mustard ketchup face for the first time I laughed so much I had to sky plus the preceding 5 minuets because I missed it.
Well, maybe not in this particular video, but the technology was invented in 1970-1985. Also CRT monitor does not mean that it is not touchscreen: watch?v=KULQbw_OWQ8
Gen. Hammond: Permission granted Jack, start beating away!😊😊😊😊
3 frys short of a happy meal....yep, that pretty much explains it for me at this point in time 😊
Please tell me permission was granted. 🤣
OMG LOL I hang my head in shame 8(
Now in SUPERPOTATOVISION.
can u get the ori stories or season 9 - 10
wtf was this recorded on? an android?
can you list all the eps that u used? ty!
Carter, I can see my house!
Mmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Probably shouldn't. Mmmmmm.
1:45
5:23
Best ones😂😂😂😂😂
Last scene, which episode is that from?
best show of all time !!