We don't have a snack shelf, but we do have a bagel day. It trades off every week with donut day. When you see donuts, you know payday is near. Most of the time it feels like a manic, token gesture to keep the troops subdued.
My previous place of employment had bread day every thursday. it was the only thing i ever looked forward to. 2-3 full tables of bread leftovers from the local panera, what could be better in this world? when the worker who had organized this beautiful and joyous occasion left the job, we mourned for a week, and then everything went virtual. it felt like an omen of the suffering that would come.
Have you ever eaten lunch in your car simply because you couldn’t endure another second in that building and it was preferable to make your car smell like old ham.
I've got a close second for you; squirreling yourself and your lunch away in some hidey hole like a closet to eat because the assholes are all in the break room and you don't want to go out to your car for a cry this time
"Have you ever felt a tear in your eye when listening to how perfectly Zefrank portrays the pessimism and optimism of daily life; The ups, and the downs, of every little thing we take for granted and overlook."
My colleagues got me a 10€ gift card to a book shop and cheap flowers for my birthday last year, when I didn't expect anything at all, and I just cried because I was so overwhelmed that they actually thought of me as a person beyond my job even though I try my hardest to NOT think of them as actual people beyond their jobs.
@@Josh-rn1em what? That just makes them more difficult to cooperate with. also if you are friendly with your workmates the workplace becomes less stressful
@@niclasjohansson5992 I'm friendly and get along with everyone. I just don't see them as anything outside of work. I'm tired and living itself is difficult enough. So it's easier to see them a certain way. That way if any act bad I don't care. Things like that.
@@traskforge which I have thoroughly.. I have dozens and dozens of videos. That I have gotten out of Wuhan as well as azia.. I've also spoken to a junior medical officer out of a quarantine zOne 43B, WUHAN, city...Fang Lei informed me that there was over 40,000 infected and over two thousand dead at his current location.
@ Weird that you'd hang around YT comment sections to spread your intel if you're so sure of it's validity... Seriously, I find it highly suspicious you'd do this on a platform with so many gullible people. It stops me from believing any word you say. Good day
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?" That one hit too hard.
most of that fit except the part "a place that needed you" cause I know very well there are no unreplaceable people and barely any company needs exactly *you*
Have you ever walked into a restroom that smelled SO BAD, but there was nobody there. Then you had a short amount of time before the next person comes in and think it was you.
5:58 - YES. This has happened to me once... a workmate got to go on a business trip to Tokyo (though in her mind it was "HAD to go", not "GOT to go"... it wasn't the traveling or the city, though, it was the task itself she was loathing to do.), and brought me back a present - an IRL rendition of the Triple Triad card game from Final Fantasy VIII! I remembered seeing such a collector's item WAAAAY back in 2001 or so in the shop window of some random manga/anime store in San Francisco's Chinatown, but it cost $80 (at the time!) and I was 17, so I couldn't afford it. NOW if you can even FIND such a thing in the US, be prepared to pay prices in the 3 or even 4 digit range! In 2006 Japan though, it was still quite available and reasonably priced, so she got me a copy. The crazy thing was, I'd had NO IDEA she even knew I was into such things, much less something THAT specific... not to mention, I was the only person in the office she actually got anything for :P (I later found out, much to my combined astonishment and slight embarrassment, that she was actually a friend of my younger sister, and I knew her just as well back in the day, too, but enough time had gone by since I'D seen her that I just simply hadn't recognized her when we started working in the same office. She, however, recognized me immediately, and even remembered me fondly enough to get me a gift ^_^ I still have it and have even taught her - we've been solid friends now for a decade - how to actually play it.
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting where everyone seems to have heard something completely different, how your company has achieved anything at all?" Ooooooffff...
I fondly remember waiting after a 2 hour meeting to talk to the general manager. Once everyone had left he placed his hands behind his back, calmly walked to the window, gazed down at all the people returning to their spots, sighed heavily, and said "Those people are just smart enough not to eat their own shit."
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?" I work healthcare. This is my life right now. Nothing makes sense. Everything is going to shit. And the one thing I can do is show up for my shift, where I'm useful and needed.
Imagine not being able to afford insurance and slowly dying while the health care industry hides their true motivation of profits behind stories of being overworked heroes.
I can't thank you enough for your service. For me, unfortunately, its the other way around right now. Everything is looking up, I am getting engaged and I have a well-paid job...that basically produces enough plastic waste to create a whole new Great Pacific Garbage Patch on its own with luxury articles. Its mind-boggling, wasteful, stupid and makes me want to scream, but I am contracted for another year and need the security and payment right now. Its not even been that long, but I am already at the last stage of the video and just want to find something more meaningful. Unfair, if you think about it: The jobs that save our society are paid the worst, while jobs like these are stupidly well-off.
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you and made some semblance of sense" Honestly my work has been the only thing that kept me from killing myself a couple times. It's the only place where people actually rely on me and where it would be inconvenient for others if I just disappeared.
Same thing. Well my job and my cats. Just have the cats now as my job of 18 years was outsourced overseas when the company was "acquired" ten months ago. Miss being useful and coming up with good ideas for the business.
Yeah I was surprised at how quickly I became depressed when I wasn’t needed at work. I was literally getting money for sitting around and chatting to colleagues for weeks and it was making me miserable. Humans need to feel useful and needed, we wither away otherwise.
The brutally honest part in this is that no one at work recognizes your shoes, because no one you work with cares enough to look you over that thoroughly.
"Have you ever wondered how, after a meeting where everyone understood something entirely different, your company managed to achieve anything at all?" 😂😂😂
I feel like that whole situation is way more stressfull for the extroverts standing by in suffocating silence, occasionaly trying to exchange a bit of small talk, only to be violently ignored and "who, me?"'d by the introvert....
Najwa Laylah Im a newly introverted former extrovert who’s good at cracking open and finding the best In people and I’m wickedly funny! My favorite thing was talking to quiet people over brewing coffee or at the bathroom line or something then telling the right coworker how to make friends with that person after I learned of their interest “ oh Megan, speaking of old Pokémon games, kyle was just saying he loves them and he has the blue one under his desk! He said he was looking for that Pokémon to trade and I gave my cord to Ben in accounting but if you ask maybe you could trade? He’s kinda shy but you also both have German Shepard’s so you have lots to talk about!!” It’s my gift! I even got a compliment box in the office that I deliver to people on Monday morning! I read everything so no one gets Karen’s “ complements” But dude people Like me exist! I’m more shy now but I still do things like this
I answered yes to all. I once had a co-worker who killed his self. My fellow workers and boss decided to turn it into a meeting about paperwork. They were even making jokes about him and how he died. I knew that then and there after 3 hours of crying in my office that it was time to leave for good.
Personally I would have made the same decision, only instead of just leaving, I'd wait until they were all in a meeting and take a shit on their desks Joke about that you insensitive pricks
Similar situation. Had a coworker I worked closely with though she worked in another department. Her manager made her life miserable in the hopes she would quit simply because she was on the wrong side of the merge. She held on for years, but the stress gave her stomach ulcers. Finally after working so hard to be perfect her manager found some stupid little flaw in her work. So she was fired. She died no more than a week later. I left that awful company as soon as I could. To this day I consider that manager to be a murderer.
@@scottyj6226 Never even had the job threatened over that, though... Maybe it's the little trophy silver-dollar on my desk, with a plaque that reads "Cold bore, 1200 m" and has a dead-center hole through it. ;o)
This is at once both heartbreaking and strangely positive, like a prisoner locked into a sterile, blank-walled cell but painting the walls inside with a beautiful landscape full of life, and light, fertile earth, and open sky.
Lava Sharknado that is exactly the mindset of retail management, despite the indisputable proof that humans do work in retail. Lava Sharknado, are you middle management in retail?
"Tell us all an interesting fact." "Uh ... um ... er ... did you know ducks have a corkscrew penis?" "Tell us all an interesting fact ABOUT YOURSELF." -- true story
how else are they to navigate the labrinthine-lady duck party parts? hmm? HMM? thats right, let this be a lesson to us next time we feel like kink-shaming daffy duck
I have had a rough 3 months, from my mother, and my cousin that i was close to both passing, and then today finding out i lost my job. This video made me feel normal. Im actually in tears. Thank you.
The only consistency in life, is Change. Things WILL get easier, dont fight the change, just walk slowly, taking your time, and all will be well my friend.
Oh damn, that's really awful, Orion! I feel for you- I know I'm just a YT rando but I really do feel a deep twang of empathy. Time may not completely heal all wounds, but it can weave a thick enough scar to dull the pain. Breath deep and feel the air move in an out- and let it remind you of your own precious life.
I guess the reason I've never wondered what's causing the bouncing, have always been able to identify it immediately, is because I do it myself all the time.
Have you ever stopped and realized that all these things you are nervous about, all these goals you work tireless for, all your victories and all your failures mean nothing against the cruel march of time towards the inevitable death of you, the solar system and universe as a whole. And have you then ever gone and filled that void by watching zefrank videos?
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting why it wasnt an email ?" nothing important was discussed, nothing new was added and it just seemed like a pointless gathering and general waste of your time ?
Four. Hours. Four hours in a f%&&**&^ uncomfortable chair. Four hours wasted waiting for a person whom in the end basically entered, shrugged and said: "Sorry guys, but boss called another important meeting i have to attend. Have a nice day." And left to the sound of our gnashing teeth. And there wasn't even any snacks.
I once stopped the microwave on zero. No beep. No END. Just sitting there, flashing :00 and Press Start. At first I felt awesome. But then I started feeling sorry for the microwave. So I pressed start to let it finish the one thing it ever gets to celebrate. I may have just been imagining it, but the beep seemed particularly cheerful.
In the bathroom, your first mistake is waiting for them to leave. What you really need to do is fart as loudly as possible just as you sit down. That way you've asserted your dominance immediately. If they leave, then perfect, you are now the alpha and have earned your new domain. If not, then you have found a worthy opponent, and your battle will be legendary.
This is literally me. For the longest time I used to be paralyzed with anxiety/fear about having loud shits, but now its fun and if i know its gonna be noisy i try to be as loud as possible. Not groaning and straining, just the farting pooping pooping sounds. The reactions of people outside are priceless. Now if only i could master the urinal and overcome my shy bladder syndrome.
@@comancheclub3449 Lol, yeah I used to be the same, then I came to realization that its a natural biological process that we all do, so why be shy about? Now, its a contest and it is very entertaining to see how some people react!
1 second on the microwave timer? that's child's play. try stopping it on 0:00 before it beeps. only ever done that once in 25 years, but aspire to repeat that feat.
The microwave I had growing up could actually be stopped when it had no time on the display right before it beeped. It was the most satisfying thing to sit there waiting for it to finish and open it at just the right time to make that happen.
"Have you ever watched someone use hand sanitizer after shaking your hand and had the urge to lick their keyboard?" I have never felt like someone understood me as a person so much as I have hearing that exact sentence.
@@NaomiNunya So? It's still relevant. You were commenting on a 9 month old comment from basically before the pandemic. Before lockdowns, before restrictions. When there had just been the first 2 cases in Europe. You weren't correcting a Covid denier. You were just replying to a comment from before the pandemic.
"I love listening to authors who have mastered the narration of their own words." So do I. There's this dude on RUclips who's a great example of this, channel name is Zefrank1. You should check him out.
@@azza-in_this_day_and_age No way! This IS Zefrank1 speaking on the channel named Zefrank1 in the incredibly dulcet voice of Zefrank1 in this video by Zefrank1? That is incredible!
Small things seem to make me the happiest, and small things seem to make me feel the saddest. The small thing of having these little characteristics in common with my fellow human make me feel very happy and in some ways peaceful
you're missing one, Ze; "Have you ever been chewed out by your boss for the very same mistake you've seen them make in the past and felt about two inches tall because of it?"
always, always ... make friends with the most unstable crazy person in the office, buy them lunch, ... often. they will remember your kindness later, when they snap.
This seems funny at first thought, but it could actually be the very gift that coworker needed to feel like a person for once. Don't hesitate to be giving, even to people who you might normally overlook.
"Watched as others tried to claim the empty desk like beetles on a empty carcass." This is so accurate. They claim the desk as soon as the coworker tells them that he put in his 2 weeks.
As a carpenter who’s bread and butter is nailing shingles to a roof in the freezing cold and in the scorching heat, the office job seems like mind-numbing torture the likes of which no human should have to endure.
I was just thinking similar thoughts. The idea of working in an office environment makes unloading trucks for 12 hours in the rain seem quite appealing in comparison.
@@vooveks I went to college, got my degree, and far prefer working in construction as a carpenter. I might try masonry one of these days. I had an office job once. ONCE.
Worked in an office for 12 years after the housing market crash in California as a cabinet installer. I moved out of California and am now working for a mitigation company and am so much happier even though I make less.
I'd probably spend the majority of the time slacking off, engaged in every stationary activity aside from repetitive labor, and then get fired and work somewhere else.
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting where everyone seems to have heard something completely different, how your company has achieved anything at all?" - lao zefrank This is like reading "Oh, the places you'll go!" if it was written by Kurt Vonnegut. thank you :)
This video ended up touching me at a much deeper level than I ever thought a zefrank video ever could. To the fellow human watching this video, you're an amazing person even if those around you don't notice.
Have you ever wondered how to bring thousands of complete strangers together and remind them that they share the same fears and joys; which not only makes us ask deeply personal questions, but more importantly unites us all. These lessons helping us all understand we aren't alone. Well done, sir.
have you ever stubbed your toe and wait a split second for the pain to kick in, then as you slowly drift into the under world you realise how you take life for granted
Laughing while tears of sadness emerge as despair slowly fills my being whilst looking for the plastic nib to futilely save what's left of my shattered soul...
Human test for people in relationship: ... Have you ever had an existential crisis, recognizing the futility of life as sharp as never before, while in the middle or just after sexual intercourse? ...
I talk about the human test all the time. I ask people human test questions. I ask myself human test questions. It’s one of my favorite Ze projects, and I experienced an unexplainable, fulfilling delight knowing that you are continuing to make your art, as well as a bittersweet sorrow for the test’s formal conclusion. Thank you for your art.
I feel that. If you're in the market for some unsolicited advice, I'd recommend more water. On the same low amount of sleep, my bags went away almost completely by staying fully hydrated. but if you're already hydrating you might be a little fucked lol
It's pretty bad when you've successfully managed to identify the sound of your coworkers in the toilet and then had the terrifying thought that they've known you just as long and can likely identify you just as easily after all these years.
No, because people generally dont care and when they do, you can make them feel like idiots by simply saying "really? You're identifying people taking a shit by looking at their shoes? What's wrong with you???" Or make it into a joke, we all abuse bathroom breaks. Really, I dont care if someone knows it's me on the shitter, if they do I say "well fuck say hi next time"
Audible and Business Marketing Majors everywhere: When you are vaguely taught that the “Intrigue of a potential Customer is the beginning of an opportunity to create a relationship” or explicitly told that “word of mouth is the best form of advertisement” just use the clip of our friend promoting audible and citing specific experiences he has had with the company and it’s library. Here you will see a master class on making a stranger sincerely say, “Thank you so much for telling me about that. I’ll for sure be looking into it”. Clever,First Class and inherently Entertaining. Thank you so much for the work you put into content that has no guarantee of being captivating, I can assure you for at least one appreciative viewer it was. Thank you. Sincerely, M-Mac
Either I am not a human or I work in the best damn office building in the world. I think its option 2. Example: The toilet stalls are individual rooms with full concrete walls and proper doors. No awkward fart sound ever escapes those stalls.
We are one step closer to "a/the show" I really miss those snappy little stories. Sometimes they were funny, sometimes they were painfully serious. But they were always really thoughtful and helped me through the toughest transitions in life like leaving high school for college or when my father passed. I always have those old videos to look back on, a hope to learn more, the a present in which you produce an independent content at all. So im happy. But holy shit if we all cant be even happier
This is why I love my low paying job. I drive for a living. My office has windows all the way around that can open, with a great view of vineyards, orchards, ranches, and rolling hills and valleys. I make my own hours, and report to no one. I have no co-workers. I get to choose the music played in my office, or opt for no music and just enjoy the sound of the engine as I decide to suddenly take the day off and go fishing and camping in the beautiful Cascade mountains. I also have no student loans to pay off because I realized quite early that college is a racket. I live a life of freedom, and get to see new places on a daily basis. Nobody has high expectations of me except for me, and I can achieve my goals at my own pace.
Last weekend I was in a hike and I found myself putting my coworker in her place. I haven’t worked with her in five years but I’m so bitter and petty I still win arguments with her in my mind.
My microwave at home takes it a step further. The instant it changed from 1 to 0 you can stop it. Split second late and it beeps. Split second earlier you're a fool who left it on 1 instead of 0
"Have you ever had such pain in your life, that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?" Oof... Goddamn, that one hit way too close to home...
0:50 Hey, it's me. I'm the guy who is excited for the bottom half of any bagel. Why? 90% of the time, the bagel is cut unevenly, leaving the bottom half with roughly 60% of the total mass of the bagel. A few ingredients is a fine sacrifice for a properly full bagel half.
have you ever been in line to clock out for the day and remarked to another associate that "some people are only alive because if you killed them you would be punished?" that is how you get the coffee when it's fresh, no one wan't to be in the way...
Came here to laugh, ended up with some casual existential despair.
Same but honestly, I'm so used to the casual existential despair at this point :(
Ikr
What a casual. I watch Exurb1a
That’s just how Zefrank _deeeeuuuwwww_
Trust me, this is not despair, work in a factory then you know it is upon you.
"you wish you can remove the little nib on your soul somewhere"
*Sobs* yes, yes I do.
That moment was a little too real, I needed to pause the video and go play with my garden for a while
I was looking for this because I too feel like a need to remove a little nib on my soul..sigh.
I’m right there with you.
I had to scroll back, because at first I thought he said "release the Titaness in your belly".
Try breathwork
Imagine working a job where you have a snack area and a bagel day.
Agree, wonder what it's like?
@@Nenezilla It's AWESOME!😀
One place I worked had cake day once a month
We don't have a snack shelf, but we do have a bagel day. It trades off every week with donut day. When you see donuts, you know payday is near. Most of the time it feels like a manic, token gesture to keep the troops subdued.
My previous place of employment had bread day every thursday. it was the only thing i ever looked forward to. 2-3 full tables of bread leftovers from the local panera, what could be better in this world? when the worker who had organized this beautiful and joyous occasion left the job, we mourned for a week, and then everything went virtual. it felt like an omen of the suffering that would come.
Have you ever eaten lunch in your car simply because you couldn’t endure another second in that building and it was preferable to make your car smell like old ham.
Oh yes!
Fuck yes I have! And I use every damn second of that 30 min lunch break
I've got a close second for you; squirreling yourself and your lunch away in some hidey hole like a closet to eat because the assholes are all in the break room and you don't want to go out to your car for a cry this time
😂😂😂😂
Every damn day!
"Have you ever felt a tear in your eye when listening to how perfectly Zefrank portrays the pessimism and optimism of daily life; The ups, and the downs, of every little thing we take for granted and overlook."
Congratulations. You're human.
Made it 420
The best way to deal with life
See both sides as equals
Yes but I can’t decide if he is an optimistic pessimist or pessimistic optimist.
No.
My colleagues got me a 10€ gift card to a book shop and cheap flowers for my birthday last year, when I didn't expect anything at all, and I just cried because I was so overwhelmed that they actually thought of me as a person beyond my job even though I try my hardest to NOT think of them as actual people beyond their jobs.
I feel your pain 😭
Why would you actively try to dehumanise your coworkers?
@@niclasjohansson5992 to get through life
@@Josh-rn1em what? That just makes them more difficult to cooperate with. also if you are friendly with your workmates the workplace becomes less stressful
@@niclasjohansson5992 I'm friendly and get along with everyone. I just don't see them as anything outside of work. I'm tired and living itself is difficult enough. So it's easier to see them a certain way. That way if any act bad I don't care. Things like that.
Ah, the pen nib...the only thing remotely as satisfying as removing the pen nib wax is removing the film on a brand new piece of electronic device.
Ohhhhhh Yeaaahhhhh... 👍🏻
i can hear the schweeep in my mind
That static-y plastic aw yeah!
Or the crack like addiction of simply peeling sticky notes
Just at that moment I went to the comment section and found your comment at the exact same thing
I waited all the time for:
_This is how the human do._
@ can you not?
@@traskforge which I have thoroughly.. I have dozens and dozens of videos. That I have gotten out of Wuhan as well as azia.. I've also spoken to a junior medical officer out of a quarantine zOne 43B, WUHAN, city...Fang Lei informed me that there was over 40,000 infected and over two thousand dead at his current location.
@ Weird that you'd hang around YT comment sections to spread your intel if you're so sure of it's validity...
Seriously, I find it highly suspicious you'd do this on a platform with so many gullible people. It stops me from believing any word you say.
Good day
What the hell just happen in this thread?
@@thatdude123 That is how an internet do.
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?"
That one hit too hard.
Right there with you, my friend!
Oh yes.
most of that fit except the part "a place that needed you" cause I know very well there are no unreplaceable people and barely any company needs exactly *you*
@@Dzdzovnica This is true. Stability is an illusion. Gratitude is the real key.
Nope, I'm human, and humans make world fall apart, and that cause pain, to be human.
Zefrank should write a book and put it on audible. His voice is so perfect for it
Yes.
Yes
I wish he made an app where I could just have his voice read all audio books then I could get through every book
In his Morgan Freeman voice
He should be sure to include lots of his best words like "birds" and "baby"
Have you ever walked into a restroom that smelled SO BAD, but there was nobody there. Then you had a short amount of time before the next person comes in and think it was you.
:D Oh yes!
Or worse: they’ve left it a mess, with paper all over the floor, and the toilet clogged.
@@beachgirl4583 I hate those people
Nasty like wft u eat bruh
I do it and then blame Daryl who just left.
There is always someone who spills pee on the floor.
5:58 - YES. This has happened to me once... a workmate got to go on a business trip to Tokyo (though in her mind it was "HAD to go", not "GOT to go"... it wasn't the traveling or the city, though, it was the task itself she was loathing to do.), and brought me back a present - an IRL rendition of the Triple Triad card game from Final Fantasy VIII! I remembered seeing such a collector's item WAAAAY back in 2001 or so in the shop window of some random manga/anime store in San Francisco's Chinatown, but it cost $80 (at the time!) and I was 17, so I couldn't afford it. NOW if you can even FIND such a thing in the US, be prepared to pay prices in the 3 or even 4 digit range! In 2006 Japan though, it was still quite available and reasonably priced, so she got me a copy.
The crazy thing was, I'd had NO IDEA she even knew I was into such things, much less something THAT specific... not to mention, I was the only person in the office she actually got anything for :P (I later found out, much to my combined astonishment and slight embarrassment, that she was actually a friend of my younger sister, and I knew her just as well back in the day, too, but enough time had gone by since I'D seen her that I just simply hadn't recognized her when we started working in the same office. She, however, recognized me immediately, and even remembered me fondly enough to get me a gift ^_^
I still have it and have even taught her - we've been solid friends now for a decade - how to actually play it.
I enjoyed reading that.
That was a good story, thanks.
What the FUCK was that?? 😳Honey... you better STOP taking drugs or..... you're not taking enough of them!🤣🤣😂
😂😂🙂🙂😂😅😂
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting where everyone seems to have heard something completely different, how your company has achieved anything at all?" Ooooooffff...
Let me tell you about working for the government...
Only every single day I go to work.
Me a thousand times today.
@@andie_pants That green book on the table in that scene...
I fondly remember waiting after a 2 hour meeting to talk to the general manager. Once everyone had left he placed his hands behind his back, calmly walked to the window, gazed down at all the people returning to their spots, sighed heavily, and said "Those people are just smart enough not to eat their own shit."
I never listen to the ads, but that goddamn fish.....
It looked just so... bored.... and sad... =(
mood
This was the first time I hadn't skipped an Audible ad.
If you mute the video when it's on the gold fish, you can hear the fish screaming in pain.
. ..wait
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you, and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?"
I work healthcare. This is my life right now. Nothing makes sense. Everything is going to shit. And the one thing I can do is show up for my shift, where I'm useful and needed.
Imagine becoming disabled & losing that. (RN 13 yrs ago)
Imagine not being able to afford insurance and slowly dying while the health care industry hides their true motivation of profits behind stories of being overworked heroes.
Thank you for your work. your work is valued
I can't thank you enough for your service. For me, unfortunately, its the other way around right now. Everything is looking up, I am getting engaged and I have a well-paid job...that basically produces enough plastic waste to create a whole new Great Pacific Garbage Patch on its own with luxury articles. Its mind-boggling, wasteful, stupid and makes me want to scream, but I am contracted for another year and need the security and payment right now. Its not even been that long, but I am already at the last stage of the video and just want to find something more meaningful.
Unfair, if you think about it: The jobs that save our society are paid the worst, while jobs like these are stupidly well-off.
Me too. I work at a hospital and some days I’m just grateful to have a way to contribute even if it all feels a bit imperfect.
"Have you ever had such pain in your life that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you and made some semblance of sense"
Honestly my work has been the only thing that kept me from killing myself a couple times. It's the only place where people actually rely on me and where it would be inconvenient for others if I just disappeared.
True words my friend...same here.
same
Can’t tell you how much I relate to this.
Same thing. Well my job and my cats. Just have the cats now as my job of 18 years was outsourced overseas when the company was "acquired" ten months ago. Miss being useful and coming up with good ideas for the business.
Yeah I was surprised at how quickly I became depressed when I wasn’t needed at work. I was literally getting money for sitting around and chatting to colleagues for weeks and it was making me miserable. Humans need to feel useful and needed, we wither away otherwise.
“And have you worried that they might recognize your shoes?” That one hit me hard
The bathroom jokes are the best because their so true 😂
The brutally honest part in this is that no one at work recognizes your shoes, because no one you work with cares enough to look you over that thoroughly.
Literally spit my wine all over my laptop at this line XD painfully funny
Yes
in civilizasied countries bathrooms have doors down to the ground. no one can see you
"Have you ever wondered how, after a meeting where everyone understood something entirely different, your company managed to achieve anything at all?" 😂😂😂
"...has that someone ever been you?"
BRB, gonna go cry in the quiet conference room nobody uses.
ESPECIALLY because the answer was an emphatic "no"
In the conference room no one hears you cry.
You have empty conference rooms?? Unless it's past 5pm all our rooms are booked solid :(
The overworked IT's office is great as well. Company of 350 people, he's alone to do his job. Always empty in there x)
I will only buy audible when zefrank is reading the books I want to hear.
Oh pen nib I totally understand
Be like Jared, because this is how the Jared do.
"To Kill a Mockingbyurd"
@@SouthernGothicYT I'd pay too much for this.
I would totally start listening to audio books.
Introverts: There is no such thing as an awkward silence while coffee is brewing.
In fact, that brewing coffee sound is a zen like blissful sound.
I feel like that whole situation is way more stressfull for the extroverts standing by in suffocating silence, occasionaly trying to exchange a bit of small talk, only to be violently ignored and "who, me?"'d by the introvert....
Joke's on you, I can monologue for days
God, yes. every time I go to get coffee I pray noone else is in there.
Najwa Laylah Im a newly introverted former extrovert who’s good at cracking open and finding the best In people and I’m wickedly funny!
My favorite thing was talking to quiet people over brewing coffee or at the bathroom line or something then telling the right coworker how to make friends with that person after I learned of their interest “ oh Megan, speaking of old Pokémon games, kyle was just saying he loves them and he has the blue one under his desk! He said he was looking for that Pokémon to trade and I gave my cord to Ben in accounting but if you ask maybe you could trade? He’s kinda shy but you also both have German Shepard’s so you have lots to talk about!!”
It’s my gift!
I even got a compliment box in the office that I deliver to people on Monday morning!
I read everything so no one gets Karen’s “ complements”
But dude people Like me exist!
I’m more shy now but I still do things like this
I answered yes to all. I once had a co-worker who killed his self. My fellow workers and boss decided to turn it into a meeting about paperwork. They were even making jokes about him and how he died. I knew that then and there after 3 hours of crying in my office that it was time to leave for good.
Personally I would have made the same decision, only instead of just leaving, I'd wait until they were all in a meeting and take a shit on their desks
Joke about that you insensitive pricks
Oh my gosh! That is horrible.
@@johndavidtibbetts7320 it's horrible but for some reason I ended up laughing at how miserable that is.
Similar situation. Had a coworker I worked closely with though she worked in another department. Her manager made her life miserable in the hopes she would quit simply because she was on the wrong side of the merge. She held on for years, but the stress gave her stomach ulcers. Finally after working so hard to be perfect her manager found some stupid little flaw in her work. So she was fired. She died no more than a week later. I left that awful company as soon as I could. To this day I consider that manager to be a murderer.
@@OldScoolSkaterDan dont you pray to what ever higher power is that you serve that God would teach them somthing for doing that.
oh god...the “share a fun fact” terror could not have been more perfectly communicated...
I always say I've fallen down seven different wells. I have never fallen down a well.
... am I the interesting asshole who enjoys those?? Lol
Yeah. "Stop looking at me everyone!". That's how I feel during those. Horrible people horrible
Just tell them your into target shooting. You'll get fired, but people will wonder about you
@@scottyj6226 Never even had the job threatened over that, though... Maybe it's the little trophy silver-dollar on my desk, with a plaque that reads "Cold bore, 1200 m" and has a dead-center hole through it. ;o)
He's making us face ourselves and reflect on the human condition we find ourselves in... GET HIM!
This is at once both heartbreaking and strangely positive, like a prisoner locked into a sterile, blank-walled cell but painting the walls inside with a beautiful landscape full of life, and light, fertile earth, and open sky.
... with his feces.
@@jdlech OMG LOL
Fredrick Simen the way of humans is to adapt
I was gonna say with poop.. , but someone beat me to it
The next test needs to be about people who work in retail, because that is where all the action is.
All Of The YES.
Humans don't work retail mate.
@@malacara1335 HEY!
(realizes he technically scored zero on this particular test)
...
...Lucky guess... >:(
Lava Sharknado that is exactly the mindset of retail management, despite the indisputable proof that humans do work in retail.
Lava Sharknado, are you middle management in retail?
it takes a special kind of masochism to work in retail for a long time
day in and day out - the karen meme is our life -.-
"Tell us all an interesting fact."
"Uh ... um ... er ... did you know ducks have a corkscrew penis?"
"Tell us all an interesting fact ABOUT YOURSELF."
-- true story
YES LOVED THAT ONE
how else are they to navigate the labrinthine-lady duck party parts? hmm? HMM?
thats right, let this be a lesson to us next time we feel like kink-shaming daffy duck
I have had a rough 3 months, from my mother, and my cousin that i was close to both passing, and then today finding out i lost my job. This video made me feel normal. Im actually in tears. Thank you.
The only consistency in life, is Change. Things WILL get easier, dont fight the change, just walk slowly, taking your time, and all will be well my friend.
Holy crap, I am so sorry for your losses and I surely hope you can find new work really soon. Best wishes.
Oh damn, that's really awful, Orion! I feel for you- I know I'm just a YT rando but I really do feel a deep twang of empathy. Time may not completely heal all wounds, but it can weave a thick enough scar to dull the pain. Breath deep and feel the air move in an out- and let it remind you of your own precious life.
I don't know what to say but I would give you a hug if i could
I'm so sorry for your loss.. Please take care still. best wishes for you.
Was bouncing my knees like a child that has to go to the bathroom literally as you said that. You got me good Zefrank
I guess the reason I've never wondered what's causing the bouncing, have always been able to identify it immediately, is because I do it myself all the time.
I think there's a difference between anxiety bouncing or just doing it because you're bored. usually I do it bc of anxiety
I try to remember to do it as a form of exercise. But I usually forget.
Im doing it rn
I'm usually the one doing it. Apologies to anyone who thought they were experiencing a tiny earthquake
Have you ever stopped and realized that all these things you are nervous about, all these goals you work tireless for, all your victories and all your failures mean nothing against the cruel march of time towards the inevitable death of you, the solar system and universe as a whole. And have you then ever gone and filled that void by watching zefrank videos?
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting why it wasnt an email ?" nothing important was discussed, nothing new was added and it just seemed like a pointless gathering and general waste of your time ?
Welcome to the stupid world of white collar workers.
Every week
I don't have to ask why. It's so rich people can shift blame on to middle management when their shitty company fails because "We talked about this."
peterking167 all the effing time!😂😏
Four. Hours. Four hours in a f%&&**&^ uncomfortable chair. Four hours wasted waiting for a person whom in the end basically entered, shrugged and said: "Sorry guys, but boss called another important meeting i have to attend. Have a nice day." And left to the sound of our gnashing teeth.
And there wasn't even any snacks.
I once stopped the microwave on zero. No beep. No END. Just sitting there, flashing :00 and Press Start. At first I felt awesome. But then I started feeling sorry for the microwave. So I pressed start to let it finish the one thing it ever gets to celebrate. I may have just been imagining it, but the beep seemed particularly cheerful.
did you pack bond with the office microwave?
You edged a microwave?
I got the empty desk...and I really wanted to be the one leaving. She's doing so much better now and has her health back, so I'm happy for her.
In the bathroom, your first mistake is waiting for them to leave.
What you really need to do is fart as loudly as possible just as you sit down. That way you've asserted your dominance immediately. If they leave, then perfect, you are now the alpha and have earned your new domain.
If not, then you have found a worthy opponent, and your battle will be legendary.
Thank you for this I laughed so hard that I had to then show someone this comment so they could laugh as hard as me!
This is literally me.
For the longest time I used to be paralyzed with anxiety/fear about having loud shits, but now its fun and if i know its gonna be noisy i try to be as loud as possible. Not groaning and straining, just the farting pooping pooping sounds. The reactions of people outside are priceless.
Now if only i could master the urinal and overcome my shy bladder syndrome.
A true man takes the noisiest shit possible and then makes eye contact with anyone still in there while washing up.
@@krisa3528 Well hey thank you for reading it! I'm just happy that you got so much entertainment out of it. :)
@@comancheclub3449 Lol, yeah I used to be the same, then I came to realization that its a natural biological process that we all do, so why be shy about? Now, its a contest and it is very entertaining to see how some people react!
1 second on the microwave timer? that's child's play. try stopping it on 0:00 before it beeps. only ever done that once in 25 years, but aspire to repeat that feat.
The microwave I had growing up could actually be stopped when it had no time on the display right before it beeped. It was the most satisfying thing to sit there waiting for it to finish and open it at just the right time to make that happen.
Use the force Anima, damn it, focus
That's frame-perfect
Live the (near) impossible dream!
This was a test for humans, not gods.
"Have you ever watched someone use hand sanitizer after shaking your hand and had the urge to lick their keyboard?"
I have never felt like someone understood me as a person so much as I have hearing that exact sentence.
@@NaomiNunya imagine getting so angry at something so trivial.
Must be torture in the real world
@@NaomiNunya Maybe you should try looking at how old the comment you're replying to is.
@@NaomiNunya So? It's still relevant. You were commenting on a 9 month old comment from basically before the pandemic. Before lockdowns, before restrictions. When there had just been the first 2 cases in Europe. You weren't correcting a Covid denier. You were just replying to a comment from before the pandemic.
"I love listening to authors who have mastered the narration of their own words." So do I. There's this dude on RUclips who's a great example of this, channel name is Zefrank1. You should check him out.
this is going to blow youre mind bro, but this IS zefrank! legit!
@@azza-in_this_day_and_age No way! This IS Zefrank1 speaking on the channel named Zefrank1 in the incredibly dulcet voice of Zefrank1 in this video by Zefrank1? That is incredible!
@@Shrikeswind its true! incredible, to be sure! like, what are the odds, you know?!? youre batting a thousand. keep it up, champ!
try Foodwishes
Small things seem to make me the happiest, and small things seem to make me feel the saddest. The small thing of having these little characteristics in common with my fellow human make me feel very happy and in some ways peaceful
zefrank1 is possibly the most amazingly human presenter on RUclips. I have watched hundreds of his postings and enjoyed every one of them immensely
I haven't worried they'd recognize my shoes before, but I'll certainly be thinking about that in the future. Thanks.
My shoes HAVE been recognized!!!
They can’t recognize your shoes if u have no shoes c:
Wolfgang Kenshin 🤣🤣
That's why I exclusively poop with my feet on the door.
You haven't thought about it, but we've all noticed your shoes coincide with the bathroom being destroyed, I've seen those shoes in there.
"This is how the office people do"
Wonderful, Ze Frank! What an ode to humanity and its foible. An anthem to us all that rises from the trivial to the sublime. Thank you!
you're missing one, Ze;
"Have you ever been chewed out by your boss for the very same mistake you've seen them make in the past and felt about two inches tall because of it?"
No, but I have taken deep pride in them making the mistake after the chewing out.
@@Zesprit15 I believe you might mean satisfaction, but yeah. I feel ya.
@Charlie Vetsworth I happen to work a job where I am highly replaceable
Felt two inches tall because of it? No.
F*ck!ing p!$$ed off and short of letting loose on them.? Yes.
*see narcissism
I watched this, and everything is worse now.
that's the intended effect of Ze Frank's human tests
Maybe that is just your internal alarm going off...he probably fixed it.
The canary in your coal mine just woke up, and is very distressed.
Bojack horseman reference for a ze frank video!
@@nazninjb4158 Nice. Wondered if I was the only one to catch it.
This is one of the only ad spot I didn’t skip.
Jesus
That reached places in my soul I'd rather avoid
Yeah now I have to live in existential crisis, fml
I don’t work in an office, but the existential undertone permeating this video is still relatable.
Thank God it’s Friday.
Justin it's Saturday
KSound Kaiju it is now. It was Friday when I commented.
"If you scored five or more...:
Okay, I got six....
"Then you are human."
Holy shit that was close
I'm not human apparently. Which, after sitting through 2020, starts to feel like a compliment.
@@zJoriz I'm not a human either...
Apparently, I am not human. Zero Points. Thank God. That was some weird sh*t.
@@corvuscorone7735 hey you live your best life, you unidentified life form. 👍
I feel like the reason this is so fantastic is the way that he manages to slip in an actual sad thing we do amongst all the humor.
If anyone here hasn't seen Zefrank's TED Talk "Human Test" yet, do yourself a favor and watch it after this.
I only somewhat enjoy most TED talks, but I love that one.
It made me cry.
Why did I listen to youuu! 😭
on my way...
Thanks for the recommendation! Didn't even know he did one.
always, always ... make friends with the most unstable crazy person in the office, buy them lunch, ... often. they will remember your kindness later, when they snap.
"Thanks for the candy." I see you fellow comedian fan.
Don't get their lunch order wrong though.
Hmm, No wonder everyone was kind of nice to me
Damn right I will!
This seems funny at first thought, but it could actually be the very gift that coworker needed to feel like a person for once. Don't hesitate to be giving, even to people who you might normally overlook.
"Watched as others tried to claim the empty desk like beetles on a empty carcass." This is so accurate. They claim the desk as soon as the coworker tells them that he put in his 2 weeks.
As a carpenter who’s bread and butter is nailing shingles to a roof in the freezing cold and in the scorching heat, the office job seems like mind-numbing torture the likes of which no human should have to endure.
I was just thinking similar thoughts. The idea of working in an office environment makes unloading trucks for 12 hours in the rain seem quite appealing in comparison.
@@vooveks I went to college, got my degree, and far prefer working in construction as a carpenter. I might try masonry one of these days. I had an office job once. ONCE.
Worked in an office for 12 years after the housing market crash in California as a cabinet installer. I moved out of California and am now working for a mitigation company and am so much happier even though I make less.
Being in a maintenance job, i second this. id rather do walkthroughs and shits than get stuck in an office
I'd probably spend the majority of the time slacking off, engaged in every stationary activity aside from repetitive labor, and then get fired and work somewhere else.
"Have you ever wondered, after attending a meeting where everyone seems to have heard something completely different, how your company has achieved anything at all?" - lao zefrank
This is like reading "Oh, the places you'll go!" if it was written by Kurt Vonnegut. thank you :)
This video ended up touching me at a much deeper level than I ever thought a zefrank video ever could. To the fellow human watching this video, you're an amazing person even if those around you don't notice.
I gotta say, this is the first time I actually watched through the sponsored part.
Have you ever wondered how to bring thousands of complete strangers together and remind them that they share the same fears and joys; which not only makes us ask deeply personal questions, but more importantly unites us all. These lessons helping us all understand we aren't alone. Well done, sir.
This was a horrible way to find out my children are replicants
have you ever stubbed your toe and wait a split second for the pain to kick in, then as you slowly drift into the under world you realise how you take life for granted
That half a second of anticipation is the worst
Damn.... that actually belongs on the list lol.
Holy crap, this!
Nope. Pain is always immediate for me.
That one second of despair.
Like a proper kick to the jingles...
Laughing while tears of sadness emerge as despair slowly fills my being whilst looking for the plastic nib to futilely save what's left of my shattered soul...
I have an urge to send a hug, so I'm going to send one for you.
Have you ever realized that ZeFrank was a purveyor of ASMR and his voice makes pigeons coo?
That is how this channel do.
Everyone should know that ripples in the water glass mean the T-Rex is coming...
Or just Bertha from H.R..
And if something is heavy then it's expensive and you should put it down.
We call her Thunder Lizard ...
I used to work in an office, and almost every single one of these brought back some kind of memory from those days.
2:56 I like to think that it’s this fish that’s doing all the talking.
this is the fbi, stay right where you are
Bable fish is the brains of the operation z Frank tis just the mouthpiece...
Wow, I laughed, then I cried a little bit, then contemplated quitting my job before realizing I can't......thank God it's Friday.
You can be free to look for the next thing while you are still working there. Be kind to yourself
This describes my experience watching as well...
SAME 😂
I got a yes! The ending of this video made me want to shout "hooray!" and then break down in tears. I *am* a human, Zefrank. Thank you.
Jesus, that ball point pen line was so real I almost fucking cried on the spot.
Zefrank: giving people an existential crisis
Also Zefrank: voice-acted Emu sex
They were ostriches.
Human test for people in relationship:
...
Have you ever had an existential crisis, recognizing the futility of life as sharp as never before, while in the middle or just after sexual intercourse?
...
3:01 When zefrank says earbuds I feel like I'm looking at an apple earbud case which is the fish, and the earbuds poking out, the fish's eyeballs.
"a place that made some semblance of sense in a world that seems to be falling apart"
Holy hell that line made me feel over dramatic. But it still fits. And I hate it.
@@xcrazedxrhetoricx I sought out a therapist for things like this.
This is like the office version of your TED talk. Starts off lighthearted and all of a sudden gets a little too real.
I talk about the human test all the time. I ask people human test questions. I ask myself human test questions. It’s one of my favorite Ze projects, and I experienced an unexplainable, fulfilling delight knowing that you are continuing to make your art, as well as a bittersweet sorrow for the test’s formal conclusion. Thank you for your art.
Omw the “you look tired” thing is so real. So insulting when you’ve tried to cover your bags and clearly failed
It's your chance to "yeah, got a lot on my plate at the moment," office judo; make them look lazy.
I just answer with 'Allergies' as opposed to 'I just look this way because you and coworkers like you make me want to die.'
I feel that. If you're in the market for some unsolicited advice, I'd recommend more water. On the same low amount of sleep, my bags went away almost completely by staying fully hydrated.
but if you're already hydrating you might be a little fucked lol
Have you worried "They might recognize your shoes" lol
It's pretty bad when you've successfully managed to identify the sound of your coworkers in the toilet and then had the terrifying thought that they've known you just as long and can likely identify you just as easily after all these years.
No, because people generally dont care and when they do, you can make them feel like idiots by simply saying "really? You're identifying people taking a shit by looking at their shoes? What's wrong with you???"
Or make it into a joke, we all abuse bathroom breaks.
Really, I dont care if someone knows it's me on the shitter, if they do I say "well fuck say hi next time"
Audible and Business Marketing Majors everywhere:
When you are vaguely taught that the
“Intrigue of a potential Customer is the beginning of an opportunity to create a relationship” or explicitly told that “word of mouth is the best form of advertisement” just use the clip of our friend promoting audible and citing specific experiences he has had with the company and it’s library. Here you will see a master class on making a stranger sincerely say, “Thank you so much for telling me about that. I’ll for sure be looking into it”.
Clever,First Class and inherently Entertaining. Thank you so much for the work you put into content that has no guarantee of being captivating, I can assure you for at least one appreciative viewer it was.
Thank you. Sincerely,
M-Mac
Either I am not a human or I work in the best damn office building in the world.
I think its option 2. Example: The toilet stalls are individual rooms with full concrete walls and proper doors. No awkward fart sound ever escapes those stalls.
Or at least that's what you think.... 😂
@@randomher089 what are you farting like a jetpack? that even concrete doesn't help.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
That is what *all* office/public toilet stalls should be like!!
Of course, there's none of that where I work. Not even close.
Concrete walls, sounds more like something for terrible acoustics to just echo out louder.
Oh...
This went from funny to depressing.
And I got 9. I'm glad I'm human
Unfortunately i also am human and work in an office. Share my misery.
Laughed out loud several times, and it was much-needed. Thank you Thank you Thank you zefrank.
1:50 "My body isn't tired, my soul is..."
We are one step closer to "a/the show"
I really miss those snappy little stories. Sometimes they were funny, sometimes they were painfully serious. But they were always really thoughtful and helped me through the toughest transitions in life like leaving high school for college or when my father passed. I always have those old videos to look back on, a hope to learn more, the a present in which you produce an independent content at all. So im happy. But holy shit if we all cant be even happier
Adam Koch I really hope Ze starts then again. They are truly incredible.
I still sing “Hindsight is 20/20” and it’s probably been 15 years since I first heard it.
chasemanjansen my fave is “A song for Freud”. If I’m in a bad mood it cheers me up.
I miss a show so much!! I only found it after it ended though :(
Swimswum Me too.... It would have been so amazing to be subscribed while he was doing them. He even interacted with the subscribers.
This is why I love my low paying job.
I drive for a living.
My office has windows all the way around that can open, with a great view of vineyards, orchards, ranches, and rolling hills and valleys.
I make my own hours, and report to no one.
I have no co-workers.
I get to choose the music played in my office, or opt for no music and just enjoy the sound of the engine as I decide to suddenly take the day off and go fishing and camping in the beautiful Cascade mountains.
I also have no student loans to pay off because I realized quite early that college is a racket.
I live a life of freedom, and get to see new places on a daily basis.
Nobody has high expectations of me except for me, and I can achieve my goals at my own pace.
Last weekend I was in a hike and I found myself putting my coworker in her place. I haven’t worked with her in five years but I’m so bitter and petty I still win arguments with her in my mind.
😂😂😂
One former coworker repeatedly confused me with another former coworker that she had a feud with. I sometimes wonder if they do this to each other.
Funny, I've done the same thing. Sometimes I even still get put in my place which really feels weird.
Whenever I stop the microwave with one second left, I feel like I'm defusing a little bomb.
I LOVE that feeling! "Welcome to the Bomb Squad"!
Oh thank God you said that... I'm not the only one who thinks that! LMAO
My microwave at home takes it a step further. The instant it changed from 1 to 0 you can stop it. Split second late and it beeps. Split second earlier you're a fool who left it on 1 instead of 0
@@Jamiedunford74 😂
@@Jamiedunford74 Same thing with the timer on my oven.
That's a large, fluffy cloud of wonderment to float on for more than 7 whole minutes.
*And that is how the Office Workers Do.*
"Have you ever had such pain in your life, that you were so thankful to have a place that needed you and made some semblance of sense in a world that seemed to be falling apart?" Oof... Goddamn, that one hit way too close to home...
Until that place too became part of the problem leaving no where to escape.
FreakOnFrets Sitting at home, unemployed, unbelievably depressed, and waiting anxiously for my new job to start, that one hit me too.
Same here...
I had this very conversation with my therapist last Tuesday. My work is the one stable influence that keeps me together.
Ze... Just... Thank you so much. I have no words. These videos are like lighthouses in the madness. 🙏🏽❤️
Yes, I just gave a sudden urge to lick someone’s keyboard after they use hand sanitizer. Just my guilty pleasure
"psst. it probably tastes like skin, garbage juice, and hand sanitiser... a bit sour." not that ive lickd
When I see circles in my water I think dinos are on their way.
The soothing voice just adds to the existential crisis everyone just had.
"And afterwards, have you ever wished you could remove the nib on your soul somewhere"
God yes, all the time
We need a *True Facts on the Zefrank1* video!
That..is how the Zefrank1 do.
TikiShootah This should have more likes!
Narrated by Morgan Freeman...
@@pattressel3864 lol
0:50 Hey, it's me. I'm the guy who is excited for the bottom half of any bagel. Why? 90% of the time, the bagel is cut unevenly, leaving the bottom half with roughly 60% of the total mass of the bagel. A few ingredients is a fine sacrifice for a properly full bagel half.
I'm gonna watch these 2 long ads just so dude gets some money.
There were ads in this video? Couldn't tell, if zefrank did all RUclips ads I probably would never hit the skip option.
At the very end, looks sponsored since audible was mentioned
@@FlyingBanana78 The audible add is inside the video, i dont know about other adds, since i always use addblockers.
I saw 2 video ads before the video. I don't know why people are questioning it.
I think FlyingBanana was making a joke that the ads are so good since Ze Frank does them, they don't seem like ads. (Correct me if I'm wrong, FB…)
when i saw the ripples in the glass my first thought wasn't "Earthquake" it was "T-Rex" ... what does that mean?
ben Jovi You’ve watched Jurassic Park.
A good taste in movies?
It means you have prehistoric instincts. You will survive.
It means you are a flintstones caveman who lived alongside dinosaurs.
It means you're about to hear a blood-curdling screech come from the cafeteria...as the velociraptors begin to feed.
This is a lot heavier than I was expecting.
have you ever been in line to clock out for the day and remarked to another associate that "some people are only alive because if you killed them you would be punished?"
that is how you get the coffee when it's fresh, no one wan't to be in the way...
"bouncing their knees like a child who had to go to the bathroom"
*I feel personally attacked.*
Same
Good! Knee bouncers are so annoying :P
Im that person too. :(
Feel that
I was bouncing my knee when he said that 🙃
Me: **narrowing my eyes** I got all of them except one-I’m human _perhaps...too human_
That was the best plug for audible I've seen on the tube