Le Napoleon Has Arrived! (Dogelore)
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- A highly accurate depiction of a famous historical figure. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the music used in the video! All the props were borrowed and edited in fair use and for parody purposes. The video isn't monetized by me.
Music used:
Georges Delerue: L'hymne à la liberté
Electric Swing Circus: Mr. Magpie
Outro: Civilization VI OST: Poland atomic theme
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Hello :) To avoid burnout from Paradox games, I bring a passion project of mine what tells history in extremely accurate Doge depiction. Hope you like it
Lul
I like watching hoi4 but this is interesting too, make whatever kind of videos you feel like
doge history yey
Keep varying your contents, DeeBee!
By the way: A Suggestion for more dogelore: either the Spanish Conquest of the New World or The Seven Years War.
Pomeranian Productions Both great choices
Greatest Doge video I've ever seen
Never expected you to be here, I really enjoy your content.
Heya big fan of yours ^^
Oh my god i just notice this just now
Lol I found 2 comments by you today
@@DarkBuddhist when next vid?
This is literally my knew favorite video on youtube without a doubt.
I laughed so hard and love napoleonic history.
Bonk,my son.
BONK THEM ALL.
now I'm the history professor at doggo acadamy
Coalition:”No you can’t just invade europe and topple monarchies”
Napomleon: *Bonk*
“Hey king you dropped this” **his head**
Napoleon:Egypt will be mine
90 years old Cezzar Ahmet Pasha:Hahahhahahahha this joke is amazing
I do feel pretty bad for the king and his family
he's showing sympathy for the royal family...
TO THE GUILLOTINE!
Holy shit, it literally has no business being so good
"I thought you were studying for your final exam"
"I am"
@The Paranoid yes father I am
@The Paranoid No, bitch, I'm seeing God PewDiePie
are ya winning son?
bonking all Europe* yes dad.
@Nikolas Maillis i want to be in your school
@The Paranoid yes im watching a dog recreate a war
"It was a time of great cringe" - comedy gold xD
@Petersburger thanks!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey guys fedor here!!
your whole comment is cringe, xD has a effect of cancer so immense that it turns a funny comment into pure cancer, please stop using xD, there's better alternatives, like "lol, lmao"
@@tudorjurj4660 it wasn't meant to make fun of the video so stop party pooping pls
“If they have no bread, let them cringe”
- Marie Antoinette, probably
Largement démenti depuis 🙂
She actually never said that , it was propaganda that took off.
Actually now you have less rights and free time
Lol serfs had 200 feast days how many "bank" holidays you got wagie ?
It was Madame Victoire, the daughter of Louis XV who said that to Rousseau.
@@mrbigdotcom1927 less rights? Wtf you smoking
Napoleon putting the crown on by himself is the biggest flex in human history
"dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -Napoléom Bomaparte
the english: no I don't think I will
yesn't they are tears of rage
Dr Seuss said that
Abhinav Somani It’s a joke idiot
@@abhinavsomani2906 ur mom said that
a suprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Unexpected,shall be, but a thanks to it
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Aussie Stalin no I havent
I thought not. It's not a story the jedi would tell you.
Hello there
Napoleon to the French: I am the man who conquered Europe
Napoleon to the English: Shormt
Napoleon to the Polish and Lithuanians: I am the man who liberated you.
In France , we see Napoleon as a chad boi who fucked everyone in Europe
@@Admiral45-10 agree
@@mrronron7328 I always thought he's like a good guy to French.
In Polish history books he's actually portrayed very positively - as guy who increased the rights of a Third Estate and brought it to other places in Europe. And also liberated us from brutal oppression of Prussia, Russia and Austria.
Most of Polish poets (e.c. Adam Mickiewicz) had the exact same opinion about him.
@@Admiral45-10 switzerland has a Love hate relationship with him, we like some of the ideas he brought, we absolutely hated him and his croonies though to the point that we rebelled near constantly culminating in the war of the sticks forcing him to abolish the puppet government he enforced.
Also we regard him as a bit daft because hello centralist government in switzerland, are you slow in the head?
"My enemimes arem mamny, my emqualms arem nomne"
- Cheemspoleon Bonaparte
lmao
Archduke Charles was considered by Napoleon to be his equal in tactical skill, but his brother, the emperor Ferdinand didn't want Charles to hog the glory of beating Napoleon (which he never did)
"In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered"
"In the land of pheros and kings they said egypt, could never be humbled."
"In the realm of forest and snow they said Russia, could never be tamed."
Historians in 2020 be like:
House of Bourbon't
More like bourbonk'd
Napoleon Bone-apart-e
Napoleon Boneless
“It’s literally just feet”
that's hot.
Quentin Tarantino would approve
*jurk offfffff
Lol
XD
an unironic high quality doge meme in 2020?! what timeline did I just stumble into?!
Mate you’ve never heard of r/dogelore
Maaaaaan you're missing out on this side of youtube.
The best one
@@lolzplayzminecraft1610 Eh , debateable.
Ok hear me out here, if you have Reddit go to r/dogelore, join, and sort top of all time. There’s more where that came from.
Napoleon: *enthrones himself*
-Now I reached my full potential.
*Proceeds to beat Europe to half dead*
A R M T I L L E R Y
I'am French and I can confirm that the pre-revolution kingdom of France is officially described as "a time of great cringe" in the history books
And we still have a king even after the french tried to ban him out of his kingdom, but they didnt. Morocco, kingdom of Morocco.
French really hate monarchy.
Bich
@HAYAO LEONE what?
@@bobcat7633 there's two kind of frenchmen. One who are royalist supporter of the king and the french monarchy. The others who are revolutionary nostalgist of a dictator.
Le dabbing on Europe has arrived
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dogepoleon the chad? I though not. It’s not a story the teachers would tell you.
what a chad
He was a dark lord of the French, so powerful and so wise, that he could use artillery to influence Europe to create an empire.. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the revolution from dying.
pompounet Le plus bo *Not from a king
@@steamstrategy7670 Not from a Bourbon...
h
This little meme video is actually more historically accurate than the new Napoleon film.
Can we get more Dogelore I mean a lot of this highly accurate history is just amazing :D
Ong this is pure brilliance, I come back every week or so to rewatch💀🇫🇷❤️
"Monarchy is getting cringe ngl"
-Doge 2020
We live under a king, and everyone liking it even after the arabain spring (i think it writes like that idk).
*angry monarchist noises*
Me when they check Prince Andrew's harddrive
It's pronounced cheems
Cheems b. Urger is his name
Here we are okay with everything we only want Someone not corrupted ( and not austrian) everone is accepted.
Pls help from Roman empire
Here king, you dropped this like.
The fact he was able to beat ulm proves he was one of the greatest generals ever
It was one of the best commanders in the history
nice reference here, I see you’re a man of culture as well
Cameron Munro The Great Siege of Ulm was a battle that required willpower and strength and Napoleom won with his doge army
3:47 Leaked footage of me and my 2 friends (Playing as Germany , Italy and Japan) after we beat albania without cheating
@@Whatareyoudoinnhere The REAL great war : The Banat Liberation of Ulm
Ulm vs Banat and Mongol Scandinavia
The more I listen to this the more I appreciate the song choice. Particularly the chorus. "Oh, you're making waves in the same old way! Times are changing, you still playin' the same old game." At first it's a reference to the old feudal lords of Europe, stuck in their ways and with their aristocratic armies, that fall to Napoleon. Yet, in turn, as those same foes who survive adapt and begin to show signs of 20th century-style warfare (defense in depth, reliance on destroying the enemy's capacity to fight over beating him in single pitched battle, scorched earth, etc.) it's NAPOLEON who's stuck in his old ways. He's incapable of securing what he won because he's still relying on the same old tactics. And so, he in turn is undone by the same changing times that brought him to power.
Thank you! Sorry for the late response It somehow slit through :c
Also im very happy you recognized why I chose this song ^^ Besides that theres more lyrical references I found very useful, for example the part "Why would you give up" at the end. But the one you pointed out is the most important!
@@DarkBuddhist That damn Russian Emperor just wouldn't give up, huh? Kept fleeing with all of his vast tracts of land. "People should know when they're conquered" as was said in Gladiator. Yet Napoleon in turn ruined his own chances by letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. It's not like Russia could really defeat Napoleon if they marched into Europe proper. But Napoleon chased them into Russia and they had all the advantages.
Taiyama2 There was also the lack of naval dominance meaning they couldn’t trade with overseas nations as well
No of course not, Napoleon didn't always use the same old ways nor did the other countries adapt, they were just too many against one after Napoleon suffered the most severe strike in Russia, not because of the russian army but because of the conditions. If he was to lose battles single handedly, he would have adapted quickly and destroy them back again, he was never stuck in his old ways, he was stuck alone without proper allies.
"Cringe :/"
*- Napoleon on the Holy Roman Empire (circa 1806)*
That smile at the end: "Wormth it"
More like.. ,,I'll be back."
Douce France
You really like Electric Swing Circus for using the their songs in 3 different videos
You got good taste
Can you blame him, ESC is amazing. :)
Like: Napoleon good
Comment: bad
Charlemagne best
Napoleon s u c k
ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n
@@calmcometsuop5746 E
@@calmcometsuop5746 even though the replies are talking about Napoleon, there was a cat that really was gone, ra ra rasputin, russia's greatest love machine, it was a shame how he carried on
Teacher: when did the French Revolution started?
Me: 1789
Teacher: And why did you wrote “In the time of great cringe”
Me: …
Shame we didn't get to see Napoleon Doggo's Exile and Return
you will
@@DarkBuddhist OH FUCK! 11/10 Best Sequel Inbound
yes master please, ligny mmmm
@@DarkBuddhist oh crap they were right
@@DarkBuddhist we did 😁👍
The CHAD Napoleon Vs the virgin coalition
:
Coalition : Nooooo , u can't just obliterate every single army in europe .
Napoleon : hahaha Grande Armée go brrrrrrrrr
@Renagadde IKR Motherland is not Russia, Motherland is Soviet
@@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 The word Motherland existed long before the Soviet Union, and this word has always been used
@nikolai bahtin same thing with Charles XII, he never "retreated" from Russia he was trying to get to the Ukraine for supplies. What I'm not sure people get is at this time Russia was nothing but flatlands and fields, and when invaded after the Russians burn everything its literally impossible to get any sort of supply line going that far. 3 men have attempted two of them were known to be the best strategists for their period and all of them failed.
Very nice touch, using the music form 1989's La revolution francaise in the intro music. Much love. Such woow
Name pls ?
Music name pls
Give him the name or he fucking dies.
@@apdims2505 magpie
@@apdims2505 Hymne de la Liberté Georges Deleure
damn europe needed to team up *seven* times against France just to frickin defeat napoleon
*RESPECT*
But Napoleon's eyes were bigger than his stomach, and by dint of snacking on different countries, he came across Russia, which was stronger than him. People talk about wars, but Napoleon totally rewrote the laws and the economy of the conquered countries and of France, and created the civil code, a civil code still used today in France and in some countries, he also created high schools, and a single currency for all the French conquered territory and territories, and invented the concept of departments. He also created the medal of honour, still used today, and gave concrete expression to the concept of equality thanks to the civil code. If the British compared him to Hitler, it was because he frightened them, and they needed to belittle them, the only insult they found against him was his small stature.
@@charakiga ur right napoleon did nothing wrong, his country was already at war and hated by monarchies around Europe and all he did was defend it
theres a reason that when he returned to france they couldnt get a single french soldier to go against him
@@icyr0bin-794 before than Napoléon became emperor, there was still some french who were for the monarchy, unfortunately there been a really awful period called « la terreur » (the terror). In 1793 to 1794 they were killing people suspicious to be for the king, we think than the half of people executed (a lot) were innocent, but had no proofs, that was « the law of the suspects » (the law ended in 1794 after the death of Robespierre, who created the law, and who got executed by revolutionaries thinking he were getting totally mad).By creating departments, Napoléon told to the owners of the departments to make forget that awful period by making a new face to the France.
@@icyr0bin-794 and sure, Napoléon was a total genius of the strategy
Napoleon was badass +respect for cucking Austria and Prussia
Covered more than Ridley
this was awesome I'd totally watch more stuff like this (this just shows that it's you making these videos great and not just Hoi or something like that)
definitly one of your best works too imo ^^
Austria: mega virgin
Britain: annoying naval invasions
Prussia: haha brilliant training go brrrr
Russia: chonks
Spain: simping on napoleon till they got back stabbed
Napoleon: chad
:)
Didnt think todd howard called austria, the country who just fucked they're way to the top mega virgins
Most Spaniards didnt like France actually, it was just our retarded king who wanted to be on their side
Russia ended this whole man's career. 😂
@Xviper 123 Russian soldiers and the genius of their generals did. ^ ^
I'm French and this is exactly HOW it happened, the dialogs etc !
And the bonking.
@@TheNefastor Especially the bonking
This is better then the movie.
Napoleon: LETS BONK THEM ALL !
1:56 i didn't expect such a reference. I see you're a real strategy gamer
I grew up on heroes 3 m&m ^^ among other things like fallout 1,2
What game was that?
@@realKGB homm 3
@@realKGB heroes of might and magic 3.
*Greetings From Turkey ❤
& **_This is Fucking AWESOME DUDEEE O~O_*
Naber lan
Napolyon ilk muharebesini bize kaybetmiştir🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
I just wanted to say... better (and more educational) than the new Napoleon movie.
This video is so perfect, I love it and can't stop watching it. The doge memes are played so well, and it makes the Napoleon story paired with the music just perfect. I love this vid so much.
thank you a lot ^^
3:28 Man, Russian Imperator was in Peterburg when Napoleon went in the Moscow.
Yeah, St. Petersburg was the capital of Russia from 1712 to 1918.
And russians didn't lose Borodino
@@kvs0802 They did, but the battle was so close, this was a "pyrrhic victory" for the french
@@flouy7430 in russian history books, this event is called "questionable draw"
@@kvs0802 Yes i guess in Russia... in France we dont talk about Napoleon (because people think patriotisme is facism...) but I can objetcively say this is phyrric victory for France
We're going on a trip to Europe!
Girls: OMG I can't wait to enjoy the beaches of Spain!
Boys:
Stop your gender stereotyping bullshit
Alice Managelo nop
It's literally just a meme, what harm can it do to you?
@@memeperdon2621 girls, mystery.. lol
@@alicemanagelo1149 Come on it's just a joke
perfection
*picture from textbook* | I want the real Napoleon Bonaparte
*picture from kids show* | I said the real Napoleon Bonaparte
*this* | Perfection
I know quite a bit about Napoleon and this is pretty accurate
Hello comrade Lenin
Imagine being a French officer in the 1800s just to have this made for you
He should be proud
I know this video is not serious but in 1799, Ottomans actually won
they didnt win the first battle of abukir, responding for the 5000th time :)
Oh, well then I didnt research enough. Thank you for responding me!
Russia be like: you can't invade our country if there is no country
hey looks like u got our capital dont mind if we set it on fire just to warm you a bit in our cold winter
@@TheRifild вот только морозы начались уже ПОСЛЕ того, как Наполеон начал отступать. Генерал мороз-предатель
@@TheRifild sorry to ruin your fantasies but Moscow wasn’t capital at that time it was just a big city. Saint Petersburg was a capital!
I guess you missed some history lessons on this topic
@@whoareyou7399 Yeah you are right i forgot about it
Napoleon should be chad doge
One glorious year ago the greatest dogelore video was released
When 5-minute video tells more about Napoleon's biography than 2,5-hour film.
cause my 5 minute video is not trying to subvert history and expectations
Greetings from Turkey ❤
Sa
Napolyon ilk muharebesini bize kaybetmiştir 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@@atillathehun8831
İlk kaybettiği muharebe bize mi yoksa ilk muharebesini mi bize kaybetti? Karışık.
@@briaormead4239 her çeşit bizden boşver 🤣
@@atillathehun8831 lol jealous the greatest general in the history
I'm happy to be French just for 12 years of our story. And of course for everything else.
And you surrended once and everyone call you a surrenderer
@@psmonish8735 the government surrender, not the people
@@psmonish8735 its not funnt its the limit of racist
@@Tocci_ I literally made fun of the people who made fun of the French for surrendering once dude. Cmon read english
@@Tocci_ I literally made fun of the people who made fun of the French for surrendering once dude. Cmon read english
*"Charismatic officer climbing ranks"*
*French Crown: Hol' up! Wait a min-*
The perfect history lesson doesn't exi...
*Bismarck 60 years later: free real-estate*
1:46
He's literally dies from cringe :)
For everyone who doesn't want to have depression for the rest of their lives, leave the video at 3:18
Nah. After the 3:18 its the good part
@@panzhubnikaz7335 you clearly dont get it
@Brandon Whitworth Spain***
@@Raisonnance. Napoleon: No you can figth my army with civilians
Riego: haha guerrillas go brrrrrr
I am from Russia so this is my favorite part
RIP Balltze
My history teacher said: Who was Napoleon
I asked him to share screen
He gave me host and i showed this
You did a better job then i probably will
I love that you added the "I love Corsica" cup.
People making fun of France in 1940 :
In reality France's History : 3:10
May the 5th 1821
May the 5th 2021
Rest in piece, my sweet Emperor ❤️
*our
still better than Ridley's Scott movie
The great general has been dead for 200 years now, RIP
WE NEED A SEQUEL ON TO WATERLOO AND THE 100 DAYS, GENUINELY MORE ACCURATE THAN SOME TEXTBOOKS
Chadpoleon was hardcore because he eated pain at breakfast
“Here’s my wife”
“It literally is jour a foot”
The amount of times Napoleon bonked his enemies into submission is crazy. What is annoying is that the UK just kept at it.
Yeah Nampoleon's kill/death ratio is insane, he'd dominate e-spormts today fo shure.
3:40
Hahaha Winter go brrrr and destroy Cringemleon Empire
Nah you mean mega chad Napoleonic empire
It was not winter but Napoleon’s failure in strategy and Russian partisans that made Le Grand Armé retreat
@@whoareyou7399 ''Le Grand Armé''
This is perfect. Reminds me of the Rasputin doge video.
Me likes this. Me demands more.
More or u will get bonk.
The 6th Coalition is cringe ngl
Who else is hyped for the new Napoleon movie?
man I sure iam
how did it go ?
This has to be the most interesting history video I've seen! XD also 100% historically accurate
“Monarchy getting cringe ngl”
I can’t believe this video hasn’t been blessed by the algorythm yet, it’s just so good
The algorithm is cringe.
The dislikes are from people who liked the French Monarchy.
Ha ha, revolution man bonk European monarchy,
(Sorry if i didn't correctly write, because i from Russia)
@@КостинОлег-ш8ы For a foreign language for the most part that was correct. По большей части это было хорошо
Thats prequel of the:
"Second Napoleon Reich"
Wasn't it the ,,1st French Empire"?
Dark Buddhist should remake that video because La Résistance brought Napoleon focuses
@@Admiral45-10 Second Empire Napoleon 1852-1870
@@jankoumany9085 With Napoléon III
@@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 Who was Napoléon Bonaparte's nephew
RIP Doge Napoleon, thanks for the laughs.
The only thing that kept Russia from getting invaded by chads like Alexander, Napoleon and Hitler was the winter.
(They all made the same mistake)
The thing about Winter is that it comes in cycles, non of then invaded IN winter, they got stuck fighting until Winter came.
Actually this is the accurate representation.
I taught you died bro, people are calling France a nation which only surrenders. Wanna go and prove them wrong?
@@psmonish8735 let's go
Let's show them that France had the best military
@@Issacnewton_ Let's show them that France had the highest amount of military victories. And that Britain is a place of great cringe
@@psmonish8735 yup
Viva la France
@@Issacnewton_ VIVA LA FRANCE
3:46
THÉ CASTLE OF FONTAINEBLEAU
BEAUTIFUL
I was here
Beautiful 👌
Finally back buddy!
Hmmm... despite me being Cheems... I have to admit, it was a relatively accurate overview of my career. @Dark Buddhist thank you for this... You are a good man.
My Empereur.
@@picaxo479 MON, on ne parle pas à l'Empereur des Français, Roi d'Italie et Protecteur de la Confédération du Rhin et de la Confédération Helvétique avec du barbare anglois
@@wilhelmlegothdegascogne9674 J'approuve totalement cette pensée chère compatriote des Tortues de terres. J'imagine que j'eu écrit cela parce que notre Empereur parlait aux albionais et n'ait donc pas fait ce qu'il devait se faire. La prochaine fois, cela se passera bien mieux.
Absolutely incredible. Spend an entire 5 minutes laughing my ass off and learning. Thank you, I needed this!
Fun Fact : In the last coalition, they didn't declared War to France but to Napoléon himself
You know that you are the cool kid when 5 superpowers want to kill YOU specifically
I can't stop watching it (:
I watched it 70 times (:
Hello my french brothers, Turks love you. Napoleon loves us too. I have to say that politics is only for money and profit, but people are good for everyone. I hope the French are the same. Form Turkey
compliqué a entendre mais facile a croire, les politiques sont des chiens, la télévision laisse transparaitre la haine des turcs envers la france, mais pas le contraire
un jour peut être nos pays auront une meilleure entente
Sulaiman the Great has some ideas