I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do." That's when I knew my teacher was legit.
My MMA coach would say something similar. Someone asked him what's the best way to win a fight in the street. He said, "Don't ever fight in the street. Just run away. If that is not possible, hit the other guy in the nuts and then run away." Real-life fights are too much of a risk to get into.
When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke
I am the inventor and Great Grand Master of Fart Chi Do, the way of Brown Chi. Brown Chi, the only right color. Forget Yellow Bamboo and Green Cloud Kung Fu, brown is the color!
Doctor Strange was such a pivotal character in the fellowship. A great aid in the defeat of Sauron. Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Most I’ve ever gotten :,)
Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.
Efreeti he still has his own gym and has gotten a ton of recognition for all of it...I know the government made his life a little difficult but I think a lot of what he says is hyped up so he can market himself. Even tho they made him use the name “winter melon” obviously everyone is gonna find out who he is.
He's a amateur MMA fighter and has started learning fighting since teenage. He still has his job but probably is banned for opening his own gym. Though some ppl disparage him, there are lots of ppl appreciate him
You'll find that fake martial artists and stolen valor often go together. Stolen valor is used as a resume enhancer to get hired as instructors by police and military.
Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.
There was this Aikido school when I was in my teens and it was very culty the instructor tried to make it religious as well I almost joined glad I never did eventually it closed down and became a boxing gym which I did join and have been going since 2007
Being able to make yourself laugh is a very important skill. It's not like he's laughing at his own comments solely to make other people laugh or make himself look better.
Swag G if he was doing it because he really thinks he is the most hilarious guy ever and is looking for attention then it would be bad, but he just makes himself laugh and is having fun lol
My instructor taught me a defensive move to block the eye gouge. Straighten your right hand and raise it up, fingertips pointed upward and place the side of your thumb up against the bridge of your nose. My instructor’s name was Master Curly.
I took MMA in highschool for 2 years, my teacher was great. Right off the bat he said “Hey,man we’re glad to have you, I’m Dave. Just call me Dave I don’t want to be called master or sensay” and laughed Was so chill and absolutely not cult like. Joe just made me realize how cult like a lot of martial arts can be! 🔥
I don't know what Joe is talking about I witnessed the power of Chi with my own eyes, my master actually could make his hands GLOW!! I really miss Master Sho Nuff.
When I used to do karate in middle/high school my sensei actually used to say he didn't compete in the ufc because he was too dangerous and would kill people. This was back in like 2008/2009 or so
Your immediate reply should have been "Then if you don't know how to control yourself you've no right to be training others." I mean the guy would clearly be better using his shoe size for his IQ level but even a moron knows a key part of karate is learning self-control.
I did study in a Kung Fu school but I was lucky that my teacher didn’t had that cult, mystical attitude. Although he was Chinese he did called out all the phony Kung Fu BS
Honestly most of the phony shit isn't even Kung Fu, it's just stuff that various fraudulent people tacked on. So many people with no real experience giving themselves the title of sifu and opening a school to teach paying students whatever weird stuff pops into their head. As is the case with these chi people. Of course you also have people who fundamentally misunderstand actual techniques as well because they've never sparred or fought. And then there's the confusion between Wushu and Kung Fu, which is so prevalent that most people see a Wushu performance and think that they are seeing 100% historical Kung Fu.
The man that won the fight is Xio Xioadong. He himself has stated he is a mediocre mma fighter past his prime. He is on a mission to dispose of fake martial arts in China. The reason he is so mad in this fight is cause this guy leaked his address and called him the winter watermelon making fun of him and his career. Also just before the fight the government lowered his credit score so low he cannot ride a plane or a bullet train. Also they are calling him a traitor and bad stuff like that.
There was a place down the street from my house that used to hold those kind of church meetings every week on Wednesday because they lost their Church lol. I used to ask the house when I was high every Wednesday when I was like 16
Had a guy in a bar, of all places, explaining how it was too dangerous to demonstrate his magical energy on me. He seemed to imagine he would scare me with it lmao Humored him at first, but frankly it became offensive really quick. He refused to have a friendly spar or demonstrate his claims, all the while claiming superiority and that I couldn't handle him. Ended up giving him a lecture about what he's doing being disrespectful to people who have genuinely put a lot of time and effort into actually learning martial arts. Deaf ears. Delusional muppet.
I'm confused, is mcdojolife Instagram a meme page with fake funny videos or are they videos of legit teachers thinking what they're doing actually works
Agreed. Although, dudes taking forever to upload another “Martial Arts Frauds” vid. He needs to up his frequency altogether but those are by far the best on his channel.
@@Thurston86 The Pink Man is really doing his homework like a good research journalist. Do you have any idea how much time that consumes? And he probably does it all besides his daily job.
I trained as a stuntman for a number of years with a martial arts master (of his own school) who was ex special forces and taught hand to hand combat in seminars and for police and refereed MMA fights and by all accounts really knew his shit and was not to be messed with... but after a number of years it became apparent to me that all the more experienced stunt people would quietly find their way to the exits and the only people who kept showing up for training were pathetic wannabes like myself... because in the time I was there, we never really practiced any thing but basic break falls and tumbling off a mini tramp, and spent most the time sitting around listening to this guy talk about how great he was and disseminating "top secret" information that was really public knowledge. The whole thing was very culty; all about loyalty and discipline, never questioning your superior, being a member of and exclusive group and shunning ex members, and you ignore all that BS because you think it has something to do with trust and dedication and that you are getting something valuable out of the experience, but the reality is half the people in our group couldn't do a pull up so who was kidding who.
That’s actually not a bad litmus test 😂 - “I shall teach you the mystical ways of our deadly art” - “Can you do a pull up?” - “Pull ups are not part of the way” - “Bye!”
Really good analysis here. This has been my experience as well, and if you dare to show skepticism about anything being taught, forget about being promoted.
I remember I went to some kind of taekwondo class when I was maybe 9 or 10. It did have a sort of cult feeling to it, but it wasn't as creepy as it was just weird. The strangest part was the sparring. They had us wearing protective gear and paired up fighting each other in an open space. Closed fist impact to the face was allowed, there were no specific rules, no winning or losing, and you just go at it for like 10 minutes to see how you've improved. And there was a row of chairs lined up where our parents would watch. With the younger students it wasn't that bad because they weren't strong enough to do much damage through their leg and hand cushioning. But they finally had to ban the "full force" aspect of it because I nailed some bigger kid straight in the mouth twice, which snapped his braces. The dude retaliated by tackling me against a mirror and pounding on my head before the instructor broke us up. Neither of us were hurt that bad, but the audience of parents watching just this guy bleeding from the mouth and then trying to smash a much smaller child into the wall
I actually think taekwondo is great for self-defence, when you are younger. The speed, precision and strength of a kick, can end a fight in one hit (legs are much more powerful than hands). That being said - it's good for ending fight quickly. If you fail that - you are in trouble. But then again in a street fight - you want to end it instantly. On 3 different occasions I ended a fight with 1 kick and the person was down for good. The problem is - after you reach 30, it becomes less feasible since you start loosing speed and flexibility.
I used to study in a school where the "soke" was trying to start a literal cult. He wouldn't promote atheists to black belt. His school was listed as a 501c and he pressured students to "donate" money to the school, etc. He had a few upper belts he called his disciples. It was weird. Women he wanted to sleep with made it through the ranks very quickly if you know what I mean.
A good martial arts school will teach you that what you are learning is for competition, i.e. it's a sport, and is absolutely not fighting. My Tae Kwon Do teachers would say running away is the best defence against a knife. This was a guy who used to teach real fighting to police forces and the millitary. My karate sensei was pretty similar, and used to explain that the stances and techniques were for competition scoring, and would not work against a grappler or boxer. Much needed honesty, especially since many people in martial arts schools are just not street fighting types. Frankly it is dangerous to give people false courage, and could a) turn someone into a bully and b) get somone killed. The biggest advantage a trained martial artist would have is that they know what it feels like to get hit, and they are fit enough to react. But best defence is don't fight in the street.
You may or may not believe this. If I have a Kung Fu teacher, of all styles, that's exactly like this. He's Vietnamese I learned Kung Fu from his grandfather and different traditional teachers, but since young he's been in street fights and trained in different styles like MMA Jujitsu boxing and ect. So he gutted. And I mean gutted. Kung fu into only the elements that work which as you would imagine end up being basically MMA what's really good atomic structure like a straight spine, elbow alignment when punching and ect. He says to avoid street fights and don't bother trying to fight someone with a knife or a gun unless you absolutely have to for your life.
5:31 you cannot. Lol. Been in tae kwon do since 1984 and few years of American style kickboxing in mid 90s. I love martial arts. But I'm the 1st to knock it down. I love watching mr Rogan's face during this. Hes a true martial artist. Hes very skilled. Watch some of his video demonstrations.
Lot's of years ago, while in my 20's. I took a martial arts course. There were only 3 ranks. White, Brown and Black. Took about 8-10 years to obtain a Brown belt. None of this, if you sign up for our golden belt program, you'll be a black belt in three years, and the tests will cost you 20 bucks for each level. But look at what you get out of this, now let's buy you a school T-shirt and tell your friends. Wow, that was amazing to hear. After about 5 years, I was not a brown belt, but white belt was dirty from the wear and tear of practice. A friend joked at me and told me is was a Green belt after 3 years. He took me to his studio and I wore my white belt and we had 5 sparing matches. He lost everyone. I had no mercy on him. A another black belt told me my moves were not proper? Said ok, show me. He lost to me as well. So Joe, you're correct there are schools that only have one mission, make money, everyone gets a trophy.
Board breaking is interesting. My kids are both in it 7 and 9 and they often struggle with that part to pass all their tests. And the Master said something interesting. He calls this a mental challenge and not physical and he’s absolutely right. They break the practice boards easy but they often have mental blocks and fear the wood. It’s a very good test for them because it is a legit challenge they have to overcome and it’s all in their mind. With most adults, I agree that it’s cake (until they get to ridiculous kicks and thickness).
I grew up in Cleveland and my first experience was with a dojo that was teaching taijutsu but one of my friends dads saw what he was teaching us and got us up out of their took us to A ronald Duncan school where we learned real fighting from martial artists with military people
Dude in my town runs a fake martial arts dojo. I box been doing it for 7 years so I decided to sign up for a few classes to embarrass the dude when none of his bullshit worked on me
Ive always been interested in martial arts..watched all the movies as a kid lol. But i had seizures and kinda shyed away from head trauma lol. But i find it amazing
NO its not. It was totally uncalled for. That's his opinion. Children get molested in day cares everywhere, its does not need to be a religions setting. Google recently had a large lawsuit as well. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and it was wonderful discipline. I have been in the military for over 38 years now and can honestly say that my grade and high school years were well spent. Other friends of mine as well can claim the same thing. Much better than the socialist woke crap being pushed in public schools today.
"Bladder point" is referring to acupuncture points on the bladder meridian which runs down both sides of the spine. Those are actually pretty sensitive and you never leave a needle in them longer than like 5 to 7 minutes.
When I was growing up in the central coast of California there was no MMA gyms/classes, there were Karate studios and a couple of kung fu type dojos. However that all changed when Chuck Lidell/UFC became very popular. Now in my sleepy hometown and every city that surrounds it there are seemingly endless amounts of places to practice Brazilian Jujitsu. The only other place ive lived longer than 10 years is Las Vegas where there is also endless amounts of MMA gyms but in vegas you get more diversity in styles, in Cen Cal its all Jujitsu. Its strange to me there are so many "trained fighters" living in my home town.
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I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do."
That's when I knew my teacher was legit.
My MMA coach would say something similar. Someone asked him what's the best way to win a fight in the street. He said, "Don't ever fight in the street. Just run away. If that is not possible, hit the other guy in the nuts and then run away." Real-life fights are too much of a risk to get into.
My brazilian jiu jitsu sensei said don't fight them and give them your shit or pull out a gun😂
@DrTheKay Says the guy trying to trigger people over the internet. Our definitions of pathetic don't really align now, do they?
Jackie chan said use your coat
@DrTheKay imagine being poor and mad. Oh wait that's u
Joe Rogan better watch out, I watch Dragon Ball Z, I know all the moves.
Crazy Gravy thats more useful than a lot of the traditional martial arts still lmfao
@@StylebendersDog least dbz had you extend your hits and spar weekly or daily
FUSION STANCE!
@@parfner666 that's my go to move, I feel like it would work if my partner could match my insanely high power level
@@skylarlowtower5372 hahahah I just died
"One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" lol wut?
@@highviewseeker5415 "nerd"
Bunch of angry nerds out here
@@highviewseeker5415 Everyone with a brain.
@@The-wo2lq This comment is genuinely amazing.
@@The-wo2lq so how many years you doing for the brutal murder of that clearly mentally handicapped man.
When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke
What's the point of trying to learn mma when the teacher doesn't fight in it haha?
@@zoarmhirr2964 cross-training is a thing most fighters do.
@@zoarmhirr2964 do you know what MMA stands for? Lol
Dude you did the right thing
Lol!! Followed by I also won the kumitei back in my day
The thought of Dr. Strange sending somebody to mordor kills me 😂
Not as bad as sending the midgets to Isengard.
He's so powerful, he can teleport you to a different fictional universe
@@Biden_is_demented they've taken the hobbits to isengard
Well in an alternate reality, he is a giant Dragon. Soooo...
Cpt.Picard:"use the force spock, use the force"
Joe “I’ll send you back to Mordor” Rogan
I'm dying laughing🤣🤣
I’m a black belt in...NoCanDo 😂
😀😀😀
Is that an form of TaekMeDonKo or Bullshido?
I'm the master of the Doggy Style Kung Fu.
I am the inventor and Great Grand Master of Fart Chi Do, the way of Brown Chi. Brown Chi, the only right color. Forget Yellow Bamboo and Green Cloud Kung Fu, brown is the color!
I'm a black belt in garage-ido
hit me, hit me, hit me YOU CANT
reach me with that hand
reach me with that hand
reach me with that hand
YOU CAN NOT
YOU CAN NOT
YES I CAN!!!
Watch me asshat!😂
*SUPER HEAVY SIGH*
I could not hit him. It's BOOLSHIT! I COULD NAHT REACH HIM. I COULD NAAAHT
oh, hi mark
In Queens New York in the 80s and 90s we were all fluent in Gun Fu. Death blows from 5 feet away.
Oh yeah. I'm from the Bronx and a Grand Master in Gun Fu. I'm still here so you can trust that my style is undefeatable.
Here in Ohio, we're all masters of Gun Fu
Memphis is wise in the ways of gun fu.
I think that extended to brooklyn
Only poons use Gun Fu
Please find a way to have Xu Xiaodong on the show.
jesse jones living legend
He doesn’t speak English
Please .....
That would probably make his life even more difficult in China. If that is possible.
@@randomaccessfemale i dont think hes allowed to fly in airplanes either since the government lowered his social credit score
Doctor Strange was such a pivotal character in the fellowship. A great aid in the defeat of Sauron.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Most I’ve ever gotten :,)
LMFAO
I was hoping for this comment 😂🤣 I didnt know Strange could send people to Mordor!
Every day we learn something new
Must have been thinking of Mordu.
😂😂😂💀
Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.
Efreeti he still has his own gym and has gotten a ton of recognition for all of it...I know the government made his life a little difficult but I think a lot of what he says is hyped up so he can market himself. Even tho they made him use the name “winter melon” obviously everyone is gonna find out who he is.
He's a amateur MMA fighter and has started learning fighting since teenage. He still has his job but probably is banned for opening his own gym. Though some ppl disparage him, there are lots of ppl appreciate him
CCP are chads
you almost need a stolen valor law but for martial arts teachers...
Whats that
@@hugohansson8702 pretending to be in the military
Ya because being an actual guy who works out is EXACTLY like a someone who signs up to die for you. Idiot
Seppuku on sight.
You'll find that fake martial artists and stolen valor often go together. Stolen valor is used as a resume enhancer to get hired as instructors by police and military.
Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.
I saw one in Cologne 2 years ago
There was this Aikido school when I was in my teens and it was very culty the instructor tried to make it religious as well I almost joined glad I never did eventually it closed down and became a boxing gym which I did join and have been going since 2007
The only martial arts sensei i trust is master ken
I only trust master Bate
Haitch
The thrust of freedom
A ´Dim Mak´ to the groin will hurt you so bad your children will be born bruised!
@@sebastiend.5335 i see what you did there xD
No one laughs at joe Rogan jokes more than joe rogan ..
What about brendan shwuab?
Same with me and my jokes.
Being able to make yourself laugh is a very important skill. It's not like he's laughing at his own comments solely to make other people laugh or make himself look better.
I'ts pathetic.
Swag G if he was doing it because he really thinks he is the most hilarious guy ever and is looking for attention then it would be bad, but he just makes himself laugh and is having fun lol
My instructor taught me a defensive move to block the eye gouge.
Straighten your right hand and raise it up, fingertips pointed upward and place the side of your thumb up against the bridge of your nose.
My instructor’s name was Master Curly.
UNDERRATED 😂😂😂😂
What if i poke one eye?
@@MindAndMyth wise guy eh?
I took MMA in highschool for 2 years, my teacher was great. Right off the bat he said “Hey,man we’re glad to have you, I’m Dave. Just call me Dave I don’t want to be called master or sensay” and laughed
Was so chill and absolutely not cult like. Joe just made me realize how cult like a lot of martial arts can be! 🔥
What the fook is a bladder point? XD
Robert Paris209 idk but its looks like it is by the sholder
@@joseph_b319 Hey man some people have severe birth defects, maybe his bladder is in his shoulder.
For me its a kick to the junk.
Probably something related to chinese acupuncture.
Ask Dr. Strange
I don't know what Joe is talking about I witnessed the power of Chi with my own eyes, my master actually could make his hands GLOW!! I really miss Master Sho Nuff.
Lmao....😂 "SHO NUFF!!!!"
Bruce Leeroy did him, wrong man!
I miss master souq mahdeeq
I call bs
Watching too much iron fist.. lol
When I used to do karate in middle/high school my sensei actually used to say he didn't compete in the ufc because he was too dangerous and would kill people. This was back in like 2008/2009 or so
LMAO
Say it confidently enough and a lot of people would believe you
He wasn't lying. He could easily kill himself by going against those gorilla fighters.
Ill fight em right now, where is he?
Your immediate reply should have been "Then if you don't know how to control yourself you've no right to be training others."
I mean the guy would clearly be better using his shoe size for his IQ level but even a moron knows a key part of karate is learning self-control.
"They might as well be 5" i fuckin lost my shit at that one.
Joe was on absolute fire here. One of his best sound-offs.
when Joe talks about martial arts, his knowledge and comprehension of martial arts is second to none
@@skippythealien9627 time and experience is what makes an expert..
Just because Joe doesn't understand this this style of martial arts doesn't mean it's not real these people are true masters
@@SaydeeEnward4500 good bait
@@SaydeeEnward4500bad bait
"One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" HAHA cracked me up.
Joe “Doctor Strange: If you touch me I’m going to send you back to Mordor!” Rogan.
I did study in a Kung Fu school but I was lucky that my teacher didn’t had that cult, mystical attitude. Although he was Chinese he did called out all the phony Kung Fu BS
Honestly most of the phony shit isn't even Kung Fu, it's just stuff that various fraudulent people tacked on. So many people with no real experience giving themselves the title of sifu and opening a school to teach paying students whatever weird stuff pops into their head. As is the case with these chi people. Of course you also have people who fundamentally misunderstand actual techniques as well because they've never sparred or fought. And then there's the confusion between Wushu and Kung Fu, which is so prevalent that most people see a Wushu performance and think that they are seeing 100% historical Kung Fu.
"Cain Velasquez shoots that power double? Just use that left hand" LMAOOOOOO
I remember being in karate when i was younger. The guy teaching was like a revered god, and his word was absolute law.
Only a Sith deals in Absolutes!
That dude reminded me of Tommy wiseau....”you cannot!!”
Joe"very culty" Rogan
Andy Cervantes haha did I literally just posted a similar comment without realizing you posted this... so funny
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@Jeffrey Brennan Jr "too bad"
Jeffrey Brennan Jr - Jeffrey “Done to Death” Brennan. 🤣😂🤣😂
@@lindseybk3029 sick burn😂😂😂
The man that won the fight is Xio Xioadong. He himself has stated he is a mediocre mma fighter past his prime. He is on a mission to dispose of fake martial arts in China. The reason he is so mad in this fight is cause this guy leaked his address and called him the winter watermelon making fun of him and his career. Also just before the fight the government lowered his credit score so low he cannot ride a plane or a bullet train. Also they are calling him a traitor and bad stuff like that.
Joe is so straight forward and honest. A great guy.
"And send you back to Mordor!" hahaha Crying laughing right now
The church magic shit where they pray over you and you drop is the exact same thing as those guys in the dojo
Lynol Hutts Most churches don't buy it. It's borderline satanic, really.
Gotta love the sermons with intense yelling though XD
There was a place down the street from my house that used to hold those kind of church meetings every week on Wednesday because they lost their Church lol. I used to ask the house when I was high every Wednesday when I was like 16
@@CarInMyAss I'm sorry, you used to "ask the house"?
What in the buttery fuck does that mean?
You sure you're not high now?
My sensei can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. Takes about a half hour but its amazing to watch.
This has been uploaded like 3 times already now....
I'm still gonna watch it though cause one of my favorites lmao!
I really thought it was another one - gutted! Im with ya tho. Watching it again anywaze.
Hope ur good.
P. Mid lol right, I'm always good bro
There is a death touch. It's called Deontay Wilder's punch without boxing gloves on.
Or even with 8oz
Bruce Lee Tyson hits harder even with that metal rod in Deontays hand
@@ced214 Deontay has a metal piece in his arm? Da fuk? Did he break it that bad?
He *barely* whupped Charlie Z, though.
@@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 no he's saying that wilder hits so hard its as if there's metal in his arm
Had a guy in a bar, of all places, explaining how it was too dangerous to demonstrate his magical energy on me. He seemed to imagine he would scare me with it lmao
Humored him at first, but frankly it became offensive really quick. He refused to have a friendly spar or demonstrate his claims, all the while claiming superiority and that I couldn't handle him.
Ended up giving him a lecture about what he's doing being disrespectful to people who have genuinely put a lot of time and effort into actually learning martial arts. Deaf ears. Delusional muppet.
I literally just paused this and went to follow the mcdojolife 😂😎
I'm confused, is mcdojolife Instagram a meme page with fake funny videos or are they videos of legit teachers thinking what they're doing actually works
@Tyler Simmons At least they're upfront about it.
Joe "Gimme some volume on this, Jamie" Rogan
People should check out thepinkman. His series on Frank Dux is amazing.
Pinkman is the greatest
Agreed. Although, dudes taking forever to upload another “Martial Arts Frauds” vid. He needs to up his frequency altogether but those are by far the best on his channel.
@@Thurston86 The Pink Man is really doing his homework like a good research journalist. Do you have any idea how much time that consumes? And he probably does it all besides his daily job.
Pinkman videos on MA frauds are outstanding 😆 4 classics so far
For real. Love his pieces.
Man, someone hit me in the bladder - point 4years ago....Still down to this day!
Some fake martial artist getting smeshed
‘I have those matts at my house’ 😂😂😂😂😂
I trained as a stuntman for a number of years with a martial arts master (of his own school) who was ex special forces and taught hand to hand combat in seminars and for police and refereed MMA fights and by all accounts really knew his shit and was not to be messed with... but after a number of years it became apparent to me that all the more experienced stunt people would quietly find their way to the exits and the only people who kept showing up for training were pathetic wannabes like myself... because in the time I was there, we never really practiced any thing but basic break falls and tumbling off a mini tramp, and spent most the time sitting around listening to this guy talk about how great he was and disseminating "top secret" information that was really public knowledge. The whole thing was very culty; all about loyalty and discipline, never questioning your superior, being a member of and exclusive group and shunning ex members, and you ignore all that BS because you think it has something to do with trust and dedication and that you are getting something valuable out of the experience, but the reality is half the people in our group couldn't do a pull up so who was kidding who.
That’s actually not a bad litmus test 😂
- “I shall teach you the mystical ways of our deadly art”
- “Can you do a pull up?”
- “Pull ups are not part of the way”
- “Bye!”
This is why guns are important you never know when one of these super powered Kung Fu masters can go crazy
That's why the 2nd amendment exists. To ensure the people will never live under the tyranny of crazed martial arts masters
Really good analysis here. This has been my experience as well, and if you dare to show skepticism about anything being taught, forget about being promoted.
I remember I went to some kind of taekwondo class when I was maybe 9 or 10. It did have a sort of cult feeling to it, but it wasn't as creepy as it was just weird. The strangest part was the sparring. They had us wearing protective gear and paired up fighting each other in an open space. Closed fist impact to the face was allowed, there were no specific rules, no winning or losing, and you just go at it for like 10 minutes to see how you've improved. And there was a row of chairs lined up where our parents would watch. With the younger students it wasn't that bad because they weren't strong enough to do much damage through their leg and hand cushioning. But they finally had to ban the "full force" aspect of it because I nailed some bigger kid straight in the mouth twice, which snapped his braces. The dude retaliated by tackling me against a mirror and pounding on my head before the instructor broke us up. Neither of us were hurt that bad, but the audience of parents watching just this guy bleeding from the mouth and then trying to smash a much smaller child into the wall
I actually think taekwondo is great for self-defence, when you are younger. The speed, precision and strength of a kick, can end a fight in one hit (legs are much more powerful than hands). That being said - it's good for ending fight quickly. If you fail that - you are in trouble. But then again in a street fight - you want to end it instantly. On 3 different occasions I ended a fight with 1 kick and the person was down for good. The problem is - after you reach 30, it becomes less feasible since you start loosing speed and flexibility.
@@cl1cka Thats because your not working out my friend.
@@itzchaos2181 Nope. It's just Taekwondo depends too much on speed and flexibility - both of which you loose more and more as you get older.
I used to study in a school where the "soke" was trying to start a literal cult. He wouldn't promote atheists to black belt. His school was listed as a 501c and he pressured students to "donate" money to the school, etc. He had a few upper belts he called his disciples. It was weird. Women he wanted to sleep with made it through the ranks very quickly if you know what I mean.
I wouldn’t promote neck beards either lol based
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Why doesn't your god protect you from getting choked out?
Joe “I get freaked out by cults” Rogan
Fuckin thx Joe. This took me down a fake martial arts watching rabbit hole I still haven’t returned from 😂
I've watched this so many times. I would love to watch a full podcast of him breaking down these videos.
Which episode is this?
A good martial arts school will teach you that what you are learning is for competition, i.e. it's a sport, and is absolutely not fighting. My Tae Kwon Do teachers would say running away is the best defence against a knife. This was a guy who used to teach real fighting to police forces and the millitary. My karate sensei was pretty similar, and used to explain that the stances and techniques were for competition scoring, and would not work against a grappler or boxer. Much needed honesty, especially since many people in martial arts schools are just not street fighting types. Frankly it is dangerous to give people false courage, and could a) turn someone into a bully and b) get somone killed. The biggest advantage a trained martial artist would have is that they know what it feels like to get hit, and they are fit enough to react. But best defence is don't fight in the street.
You may or may not believe this. If I have a Kung Fu teacher, of all styles, that's exactly like this. He's Vietnamese I learned Kung Fu from his grandfather and different traditional teachers, but since young he's been in street fights and trained in different styles like MMA Jujitsu boxing and ect. So he gutted. And I mean gutted. Kung fu into only the elements that work which as you would imagine end up being basically MMA what's really good atomic structure like a straight spine, elbow alignment when punching and ect. He says to avoid street fights and don't bother trying to fight someone with a knife or a gun unless you absolutely have to for your life.
Yeah one karate dojo wanted me to give up playing music. I was like ahhhhh no
"they might as well be 5" Such an LOL
Me and my friends still quote that "Reach me with that hand" video all the time. Such a classic memeworthy video.
That no touch stuff really works. I've never seen a no touch master actually land a single punch.
The key is to absorb your opponent's attack and convert it into your own self humiliation, then expel the absorbed energy by bleeding from your nose
5:31 you cannot. Lol. Been in tae kwon do since 1984 and few years of American style kickboxing in mid 90s. I love martial arts. But I'm the 1st to knock it down. I love watching mr Rogan's face during this. Hes a true martial artist. Hes very skilled. Watch some of his video demonstrations.
Lot's of years ago, while in my 20's. I took a martial arts course. There were only 3 ranks. White, Brown and Black. Took about 8-10 years to obtain a Brown belt. None of this, if you sign up for our golden belt program, you'll be a black belt in three years, and the tests will cost you 20 bucks for each level. But look at what you get out of this, now let's buy you a school T-shirt and tell your friends. Wow, that was amazing to hear. After about 5 years, I was not a brown belt, but white belt was dirty from the wear and tear of practice. A friend joked at me and told me is was a Green belt after 3 years. He took me to his studio and I wore my white belt and we had 5 sparing matches. He lost everyone. I had no mercy on him. A another black belt told me my moves were not proper? Said ok, show me. He lost to me as well. So Joe, you're correct there are schools that only have one mission, make money, everyone gets a trophy.
It’s the “scapula”. The knee cap on his back. Good call
"reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand... YOU CANNOT!!"
"small intestine he gonna get it from the neck" - joe rogan XD
"Cain Valasquez shoots that power double, just put that left hand.. right there." What a legend.
I can knock you out without touching you.
Me, "So can I, that's why there's a bumper on my truck."
Welcome to video game martial arts.
8:47 I saw a video a day ago called "The Bizzarre World of Fake Martial Artist!" and it goes into good detail about the MMA guy. IT's rather sad.
Same here! What was it 17 fights against "grandmasters" while dressed as a clown. And he's still undefeated.
That's how I ended up here, my dude.
I charge my chi by rubbing my labradors nose with an open faced palm
Board breaking is interesting. My kids are both in it 7 and 9 and they often struggle with that part to pass all their tests. And the Master said something interesting. He calls this a mental challenge and not physical and he’s absolutely right. They break the practice boards easy but they often have mental blocks and fear the wood. It’s a very good test for them because it is a legit challenge they have to overcome and it’s all in their mind. With most adults, I agree that it’s cake (until they get to ridiculous kicks and thickness).
that is ridiculous. all depends on how the board is held with or against grain. against, you are breaking your hand.
Joe "i went to catholic school" Rogan.
Daniel † DeJesus you soo funny
My teacher changed his last name from Stevens to Lee.
Lol
Brendan Shaub beats off under table to Joe
i bet he has a small dick
Lol hilarious
new name : Rakeesh Lee
Reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand, YOU CANNOT!!!
Rogan laughing at fake martial artists is hilarious to watch. It is the hardest I have ever seen him laugh.
"Look at that arm bar. Ferocious"
I grew up in Cleveland and my first experience was with a dojo that was teaching taijutsu but one of my friends dads saw what he was teaching us and got us up out of their took us to A ronald Duncan school where we learned real fighting from martial artists with military people
Dude in my town runs a fake martial arts dojo. I box been doing it for 7 years so I decided to sign up for a few classes to embarrass the dude when none of his bullshit worked on me
Ive always been interested in martial arts..watched all the movies as a kid lol. But i had seizures and kinda shyed away from head trauma lol. But i find it amazing
That first dude against Renzo would get his shit rocked lol
Joe: I'd like to speak to your manager, his name is GOD.
Damn bro every time I see my meme on here I still can't believe it
Kiai Master vs MMA
This guy is so respectful after he wins he checks up on the guy who he just beat's in his face.
My man said bladder point... I can no longer watch this video 😂😂
Old mateys new netflix spesh is very very good
That religion comparison is pretty accurate .makes me think of those people on tv claiming to cure disease by touching someone's head
NO its not. It was totally uncalled for. That's his opinion. Children get molested in day cares everywhere, its does not need to be a religions setting. Google recently had a large lawsuit as well. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and it was wonderful discipline. I have been in the military for over 38 years now and can honestly say that my grade and high school years were well spent. Other friends of mine as well can claim the same thing. Much better than the socialist woke crap being pushed in public schools today.
"Bladder point" is referring to acupuncture points on the bladder meridian which runs down both sides of the spine. Those are actually pretty sensitive and you never leave a needle in them longer than like 5 to 7 minutes.
Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome! Oh, moments in this video are sad.
I tried to wrestle two of my untrained friends and they choked me out fast lol 😂 if only I trained the no touch !!!
There is always a level of tradition, respect by system, respect for the system, but when it gets culty im outtie lol.
Random question
What mics do ya use Joe?
I love that Joe also enjoys my favorite scene from Dr. Strange when he sends Voldemort and Chewbacca back to Mordor!
3:53
I have one question..... *WHAT IS THE CHICKEN ATTACK AND I NEED TO KNOW NOW*
Notice that Master Ken’s “Kill Face” was not included in this review. Because “Kill Face” works.
the imitations made me cry
So glad I watched this before I started martial arts !!
What happend to your profile pic?
Its Smokey
RUclips still broken
It's John Cena
Joe meet me at Jamaica pond for a Handy Rogan!!
When I was growing up in the central coast of California there was no MMA gyms/classes, there were Karate studios and a couple of kung fu type dojos. However that all changed when Chuck Lidell/UFC became very popular. Now in my sleepy hometown and every city that surrounds it there are seemingly endless amounts of places to practice Brazilian Jujitsu. The only other place ive lived longer than 10 years is Las Vegas where there is also endless amounts of MMA gyms but in vegas you get more diversity in styles, in Cen Cal its all Jujitsu. Its strange to me there are so many "trained fighters" living in my home town.
Anyone have a link to that site that had all the videos??
Small intestine and bladder point
This isn’t old. This is new to me.
I would love to know the ratio between "regular comments" vs "Dr. Strange - Mordor comments". If someone reads the 783 comments and counts it, please let me know. :)
Joe please do a podcast on Benny the jet, I think he is by far one of the greatest to EVER do it.
Has Joe talked about the legend of Count Dante and the Dojo Wars?