Joe Rogan Reacts To Fake Martial Artists

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @DrasticSkuba
    @DrasticSkuba 4 года назад +3094

    I remember someone new to the class asking our Karate teacher in challenge, "What would you do if someone with a knife came toward you?" My Karate teacher demonstrated a technique that I would use to this day. The teacher told the student to advance as if he had a knife. When he did, my teacher turned and ran away. Everyone laughed. He came back and said "A knife beats open-hand (the translation for Karate) almost every time. I teach you to defend yourself and keep yourself safe, not to be a superhero. The best way to not get hurt is to not get into a fight in the first place. If you see a knife, your first option is to run. That's what I would do."
    That's when I knew my teacher was legit.

    • @arpitsingh-ias
      @arpitsingh-ias 4 года назад +340

      My MMA coach would say something similar. Someone asked him what's the best way to win a fight in the street. He said, "Don't ever fight in the street. Just run away. If that is not possible, hit the other guy in the nuts and then run away." Real-life fights are too much of a risk to get into.

    • @JohnnyPepeDaTurd
      @JohnnyPepeDaTurd 4 года назад +48

      My brazilian jiu jitsu sensei said don't fight them and give them your shit or pull out a gun😂

    • @DrasticSkuba
      @DrasticSkuba 4 года назад +113

      @DrTheKay Says the guy trying to trigger people over the internet. Our definitions of pathetic don't really align now, do they?

    • @infamoswordz
      @infamoswordz 4 года назад +28

      Jackie chan said use your coat

    • @JohnnyPepeDaTurd
      @JohnnyPepeDaTurd 4 года назад +13

      @DrTheKay imagine being poor and mad. Oh wait that's u

  • @crazygravy5460
    @crazygravy5460 5 лет назад +1945

    Joe Rogan better watch out, I watch Dragon Ball Z, I know all the moves.

    • @StylebendersDog
      @StylebendersDog 5 лет назад +54

      Crazy Gravy thats more useful than a lot of the traditional martial arts still lmfao

    • @taokenhanma2083
      @taokenhanma2083 5 лет назад +33

      @@StylebendersDog least dbz had you extend your hits and spar weekly or daily

    • @parfner666
      @parfner666 5 лет назад +28

      FUSION STANCE!

    • @skylarlowtower5372
      @skylarlowtower5372 5 лет назад +39

      @@parfner666 that's my go to move, I feel like it would work if my partner could match my insanely high power level

    • @parfner666
      @parfner666 5 лет назад +4

      @@skylarlowtower5372 hahahah I just died

  • @lifeasaliquorstoreclerk7611
    @lifeasaliquorstoreclerk7611 4 года назад +536

    When I first first started mma I learned karate and my teacher said “it’s illegal for me to fight in the UFC” I stopped my membership a week later and will never regret it, dude was a joke

    • @zoarmhirr2964
      @zoarmhirr2964 3 года назад +23

      What's the point of trying to learn mma when the teacher doesn't fight in it haha?

    • @danielhounshell2526
      @danielhounshell2526 3 года назад +32

      @@zoarmhirr2964 cross-training is a thing most fighters do.

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 3 года назад +61

      @@zoarmhirr2964 do you know what MMA stands for? Lol

    • @B1GK1NG
      @B1GK1NG 2 года назад +5

      Dude you did the right thing

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 2 года назад +3

      Lol!! Followed by I also won the kumitei back in my day

  • @CuriousReason
    @CuriousReason 6 лет назад +1702

    "One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" lol wut?

    • @Mac-st8fd
      @Mac-st8fd 5 лет назад +77

      @@highviewseeker5415 "nerd"

    • @marco9561
      @marco9561 5 лет назад +32

      Bunch of angry nerds out here

    • @Nipponing
      @Nipponing 5 лет назад +24

      @@highviewseeker5415 Everyone with a brain.

    • @Divinemakyr
      @Divinemakyr 5 лет назад +13

      @@The-wo2lq This comment is genuinely amazing.

    • @eduardoperi9897
      @eduardoperi9897 5 лет назад +20

      @@The-wo2lq so how many years you doing for the brutal murder of that clearly mentally handicapped man.

  • @xavieracosta1940
    @xavieracosta1940 5 лет назад +481

    Joe “I’ll send you back to Mordor” Rogan

    • @bigchungusmk6
      @bigchungusmk6 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm dying laughing🤣🤣

  • @luxx1346
    @luxx1346 6 лет назад +446

    hit me, hit me, hit me YOU CANT
    reach me with that hand
    reach me with that hand
    reach me with that hand
    YOU CAN NOT

  • @___Xander
    @___Xander 5 лет назад +2487

    Doctor Strange was such a pivotal character in the fellowship. A great aid in the defeat of Sauron.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes! Most I’ve ever gotten :,)

    • @samk2001
      @samk2001 5 лет назад +16

      LMFAO

    • @BerserkerX
      @BerserkerX 5 лет назад +46

      I was hoping for this comment 😂🤣 I didnt know Strange could send people to Mordor!

    • @antoniettamancinelli6581
      @antoniettamancinelli6581 5 лет назад +14

      Every day we learn something new

    • @kforcer
      @kforcer 5 лет назад +7

      Must have been thinking of Mordu.

    • @w.t.f.4989
      @w.t.f.4989 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂💀

  • @cottonhill813
    @cottonhill813 6 лет назад +605

    The thought of Dr. Strange sending somebody to mordor kills me 😂

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 4 года назад +15

      Not as bad as sending the midgets to Isengard.

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 4 года назад +19

      He's so powerful, he can teleport you to a different fictional universe

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 4 года назад +8

      @@Biden_is_demented they've taken the hobbits to isengard

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation 3 года назад +1

      Well in an alternate reality, he is a giant Dragon. Soooo...

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 2 года назад +1

      Cpt.Picard:"use the force spock, use the force"

  • @Dr.Gunsmith
    @Dr.Gunsmith 6 лет назад +1325

    I’m a black belt in...NoCanDo 😂

    • @nuf478
      @nuf478 6 лет назад +3

      😀😀😀

    • @gotrix2965
      @gotrix2965 6 лет назад +31

      Is that an form of TaekMeDonKo or Bullshido?

    • @AngryGrape1337
      @AngryGrape1337 6 лет назад +14

      I'm the master of the Doggy Style Kung Fu.

    • @jpsholland
      @jpsholland 5 лет назад +6

      I am the inventor and Great Grand Master of Fart Chi Do, the way of Brown Chi. Brown Chi, the only right color. Forget Yellow Bamboo and Green Cloud Kung Fu, brown is the color!

    • @wce05308
      @wce05308 5 лет назад +3

      I'm a black belt in garage-ido

  • @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551
    @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 6 лет назад +524

    In Queens New York in the 80s and 90s we were all fluent in Gun Fu. Death blows from 5 feet away.

    • @justisnamdoog3852
      @justisnamdoog3852 4 года назад +37

      Oh yeah. I'm from the Bronx and a Grand Master in Gun Fu. I'm still here so you can trust that my style is undefeatable.

    • @strykervenom1
      @strykervenom1 4 года назад +8

      Here in Ohio, we're all masters of Gun Fu

    • @jaredwilliams9219
      @jaredwilliams9219 4 года назад +6

      Memphis is wise in the ways of gun fu.

    • @kevinpiacente3456
      @kevinpiacente3456 4 года назад +1

      I think that extended to brooklyn

    • @twraoylnledyou8511
      @twraoylnledyou8511 3 года назад

      Only poons use Gun Fu

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti 4 года назад +113

    Xu Xiaodong was never even a pro MMA fighter, he's been mainly a radio host. He's been continuing to fight these fights against "traditional masters". The smear campaign against him has cost him his job, his gym, his relationships, he's been fined, marked as a "political dissident" and his social credit score is so low he has to travel by the cheapest slowest transport to get to his fights, but he's still fighting. He was forced to wear what is essentially clown makeup, but he owns it, and still fights. Dude is a hero.

    • @SteveMe21685
      @SteveMe21685 4 года назад +8

      Efreeti he still has his own gym and has gotten a ton of recognition for all of it...I know the government made his life a little difficult but I think a lot of what he says is hyped up so he can market himself. Even tho they made him use the name “winter melon” obviously everyone is gonna find out who he is.

    • @aspirin1284
      @aspirin1284 3 года назад +5

      He's a amateur MMA fighter and has started learning fighting since teenage. He still has his job but probably is banned for opening his own gym. Though some ppl disparage him, there are lots of ppl appreciate him

    • @СергейСердюк94
      @СергейСердюк94 Год назад

      CCP are chads

  • @thisismrjesse
    @thisismrjesse 4 года назад +398

    Please find a way to have Xu Xiaodong on the show.

    • @absolutesemen
      @absolutesemen 4 года назад +19

      jesse jones living legend

    • @SteveMe21685
      @SteveMe21685 4 года назад +28

      He doesn’t speak English

    • @theartist6764
      @theartist6764 4 года назад +4

      Please .....

    • @randomaccessfemale
      @randomaccessfemale 4 года назад +15

      That would probably make his life even more difficult in China. If that is possible.

    • @praveshmaharaj4387
      @praveshmaharaj4387 4 года назад +38

      @@randomaccessfemale i dont think hes allowed to fly in airplanes either since the government lowered his social credit score

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 5 лет назад +59

    Thanks to Steven "I shat myself" Seagal, Aikido studios were everywhere in the 90s. I have not seen one around in the last 10 years. Glad to see some of the cults are gone too.

    • @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
      @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 3 года назад

      I saw one in Cologne 2 years ago

    • @nickyvtown
      @nickyvtown 3 года назад

      There was this Aikido school when I was in my teens and it was very culty the instructor tried to make it religious as well I almost joined glad I never did eventually it closed down and became a boxing gym which I did join and have been going since 2007

  • @joemomma2527
    @joemomma2527 4 года назад +21

    I took MMA in highschool for 2 years, my teacher was great. Right off the bat he said “Hey,man we’re glad to have you, I’m Dave. Just call me Dave I don’t want to be called master or sensay” and laughed
    Was so chill and absolutely not cult like. Joe just made me realize how cult like a lot of martial arts can be! 🔥

  • @kevorkian25
    @kevorkian25 6 лет назад +233

    you almost need a stolen valor law but for martial arts teachers...

    • @hugohansson8702
      @hugohansson8702 3 года назад

      Whats that

    • @morganjacobson5045
      @morganjacobson5045 3 года назад

      @@hugohansson8702 pretending to be in the military

    • @Yodumeee
      @Yodumeee 3 года назад

      Ya because being an actual guy who works out is EXACTLY like a someone who signs up to die for you. Idiot

    • @whiskey4o4
      @whiskey4o4 2 года назад

      Seppuku on sight.

    • @MikeDrop136
      @MikeDrop136 Год назад

      You'll find that fake martial artists and stolen valor often go together. Stolen valor is used as a resume enhancer to get hired as instructors by police and military.

  • @adamhonestyanddecency5054
    @adamhonestyanddecency5054 3 года назад +43

    My instructor taught me a defensive move to block the eye gouge.
    Straighten your right hand and raise it up, fingertips pointed upward and place the side of your thumb up against the bridge of your nose.
    My instructor’s name was Master Curly.

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac 5 лет назад +230

    The only martial arts sensei i trust is master ken

  • @bwynt3618
    @bwynt3618 6 лет назад +706

    No one laughs at joe Rogan jokes more than joe rogan ..

    • @razzaus1570
      @razzaus1570 6 лет назад +37

      What about brendan shwuab?

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 6 лет назад +27

      Same with me and my jokes.

    • @dirk6687
      @dirk6687 6 лет назад +3

      I'ts pathetic.

    • @duketheproducer6127
      @duketheproducer6127 6 лет назад +3

      Swag G if he was doing it because he really thinks he is the most hilarious guy ever and is looking for attention then it would be bad, but he just makes himself laugh and is having fun lol

    • @titomish5914
      @titomish5914 6 лет назад +2

      Swag G he is having a good time i do it all the time nothing worst than your comment

  • @mpforeverunlimited
    @mpforeverunlimited 5 лет назад +68

    When I used to do karate in middle/high school my sensei actually used to say he didn't compete in the ufc because he was too dangerous and would kill people. This was back in like 2008/2009 or so

    • @cardiocain2122
      @cardiocain2122 5 лет назад +11

      LMAO

    • @ntl9974
      @ntl9974 5 лет назад +12

      Say it confidently enough and a lot of people would believe you

    • @di-gun5791
      @di-gun5791 4 года назад +23

      He wasn't lying. He could easily kill himself by going against those gorilla fighters.

    • @MindAndMyth
      @MindAndMyth 3 года назад

      Ill fight em right now, where is he?

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 3 года назад +5

      Your immediate reply should have been "Then if you don't know how to control yourself you've no right to be training others."
      I mean the guy would clearly be better using his shoe size for his IQ level but even a moron knows a key part of karate is learning self-control.

  • @joesatva
    @joesatva 4 года назад +33

    I did study in a Kung Fu school but I was lucky that my teacher didn’t had that cult, mystical attitude. Although he was Chinese he did called out all the phony Kung Fu BS

    • @danielhounshell2526
      @danielhounshell2526 3 года назад +2

      Honestly most of the phony shit isn't even Kung Fu, it's just stuff that various fraudulent people tacked on. So many people with no real experience giving themselves the title of sifu and opening a school to teach paying students whatever weird stuff pops into their head. As is the case with these chi people. Of course you also have people who fundamentally misunderstand actual techniques as well because they've never sparred or fought. And then there's the confusion between Wushu and Kung Fu, which is so prevalent that most people see a Wushu performance and think that they are seeing 100% historical Kung Fu.

  • @Tommy1977777
    @Tommy1977777 4 года назад +11

    "They might as well be 5" i fuckin lost my shit at that one.

  • @larrybaker9924
    @larrybaker9924 5 лет назад +32

    Joe is so straight forward and honest. A great guy.

  • @xeikai
    @xeikai 5 лет назад +13

    I remember being in karate when i was younger. The guy teaching was like a revered god, and his word was absolute law.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 года назад +3

      Only a Sith deals in Absolutes!

  • @theholymackerel072
    @theholymackerel072 2 года назад +13

    Joe was on absolute fire here. One of his best sound-offs.

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 Год назад

      when Joe talks about martial arts, his knowledge and comprehension of martial arts is second to none

    • @theholymackerel072
      @theholymackerel072 Год назад

      @@skippythealien9627 time and experience is what makes an expert..

    • @4500KneeGrow
      @4500KneeGrow Год назад +3

      Just because Joe doesn't understand this this style of martial arts doesn't mean it's not real these people are true masters

    • @koba0798
      @koba0798 Год назад +1

      @@4500KneeGrow good bait

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 Год назад

      @@4500KneeGrowbad bait

  • @monkeybite9031
    @monkeybite9031 5 лет назад +186

    I don't know what Joe is talking about I witnessed the power of Chi with my own eyes, my master actually could make his hands GLOW!! I really miss Master Sho Nuff.

  • @ayecreepn6126
    @ayecreepn6126 3 года назад +3

    My sensei can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. Takes about a half hour but its amazing to watch.

  • @fluppet2350
    @fluppet2350 4 года назад +8

    The man that won the fight is Xio Xioadong. He himself has stated he is a mediocre mma fighter past his prime. He is on a mission to dispose of fake martial arts in China. The reason he is so mad in this fight is cause this guy leaked his address and called him the winter watermelon making fun of him and his career. Also just before the fight the government lowered his credit score so low he cannot ride a plane or a bullet train. Also they are calling him a traitor and bad stuff like that.

  • @McDojoLife
    @McDojoLife 5 лет назад

    As a heads up we are working on filming a documentary about fake martial arts. IF you would like to support and get perks check out our campaign: McDojoLife.com

  • @robperez209
    @robperez209 6 лет назад +275

    What the fook is a bladder point? XD

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 5 лет назад +27

      Robert Paris209 idk but its looks like it is by the sholder

    • @stevenclark5173
      @stevenclark5173 5 лет назад +62

      @@joseph_b319 Hey man some people have severe birth defects, maybe his bladder is in his shoulder.

    • @BentReality.369
      @BentReality.369 5 лет назад +5

      For me its a kick to the junk.

    • @cristopheridlc
      @cristopheridlc 5 лет назад +5

      Probably something related to chinese acupuncture.

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k 5 лет назад +2

      Ask Dr. Strange

  • @erikhagler3500
    @erikhagler3500 2 месяца назад +1

    I like Joe Rogan and I can truly appreciate his distain for fake martial arts.

  • @YouLookLikeAMfUhhhhh
    @YouLookLikeAMfUhhhhh 4 года назад +11

    "Cain Velasquez shoots that power double? Just use that left hand" LMAOOOOOO

  • @vexmesilly
    @vexmesilly 5 лет назад +17

    "One of them pretends to be a Doctor Strange, you grab me, I am gonna send you back to Mordor" HAHA cracked me up.

  • @finnegan5038
    @finnegan5038 4 года назад +30

    Joe “Doctor Strange: If you touch me I’m going to send you back to Mordor!” Rogan.

  • @atreides8002
    @atreides8002 6 лет назад +30

    That dude reminded me of Tommy wiseau....”you cannot!!”

  • @TheInfamousHoreldo
    @TheInfamousHoreldo 3 года назад +22

    Had a guy in a bar, of all places, explaining how it was too dangerous to demonstrate his magical energy on me. He seemed to imagine he would scare me with it lmao
    Humored him at first, but frankly it became offensive really quick. He refused to have a friendly spar or demonstrate his claims, all the while claiming superiority and that I couldn't handle him.
    Ended up giving him a lecture about what he's doing being disrespectful to people who have genuinely put a lot of time and effort into actually learning martial arts. Deaf ears. Delusional muppet.

  • @37robles
    @37robles 6 лет назад +13

    "And send you back to Mordor!" hahaha Crying laughing right now

  • @Lillroots69
    @Lillroots69 3 года назад +3

    Some fake martial artist getting smeshed
    ‘I have those matts at my house’ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ktoth29
    @ktoth29 4 года назад +38

    I trained as a stuntman for a number of years with a martial arts master (of his own school) who was ex special forces and taught hand to hand combat in seminars and for police and refereed MMA fights and by all accounts really knew his shit and was not to be messed with... but after a number of years it became apparent to me that all the more experienced stunt people would quietly find their way to the exits and the only people who kept showing up for training were pathetic wannabes like myself... because in the time I was there, we never really practiced any thing but basic break falls and tumbling off a mini tramp, and spent most the time sitting around listening to this guy talk about how great he was and disseminating "top secret" information that was really public knowledge. The whole thing was very culty; all about loyalty and discipline, never questioning your superior, being a member of and exclusive group and shunning ex members, and you ignore all that BS because you think it has something to do with trust and dedication and that you are getting something valuable out of the experience, but the reality is half the people in our group couldn't do a pull up so who was kidding who.

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 Год назад +1

      That’s actually not a bad litmus test 😂
      - “I shall teach you the mystical ways of our deadly art”
      - “Can you do a pull up?”
      - “Pull ups are not part of the way”
      - “Bye!”

  • @gregslone4874
    @gregslone4874 5 лет назад +10

    I used to study in a school where the "soke" was trying to start a literal cult. He wouldn't promote atheists to black belt. His school was listed as a 501c and he pressured students to "donate" money to the school, etc. He had a few upper belts he called his disciples. It was weird. Women he wanted to sleep with made it through the ranks very quickly if you know what I mean.

    • @mudbutter3916
      @mudbutter3916 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn’t promote neck beards either lol based

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 Год назад

      @@mudbutter3916
      Why doesn't your god protect you from getting choked out?

  • @blue_rattail8986
    @blue_rattail8986 4 года назад +16

    I remember I went to some kind of taekwondo class when I was maybe 9 or 10. It did have a sort of cult feeling to it, but it wasn't as creepy as it was just weird. The strangest part was the sparring. They had us wearing protective gear and paired up fighting each other in an open space. Closed fist impact to the face was allowed, there were no specific rules, no winning or losing, and you just go at it for like 10 minutes to see how you've improved. And there was a row of chairs lined up where our parents would watch. With the younger students it wasn't that bad because they weren't strong enough to do much damage through their leg and hand cushioning. But they finally had to ban the "full force" aspect of it because I nailed some bigger kid straight in the mouth twice, which snapped his braces. The dude retaliated by tackling me against a mirror and pounding on my head before the instructor broke us up. Neither of us were hurt that bad, but the audience of parents watching just this guy bleeding from the mouth and then trying to smash a much smaller child into the wall

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka 2 года назад +1

      I actually think taekwondo is great for self-defence, when you are younger. The speed, precision and strength of a kick, can end a fight in one hit (legs are much more powerful than hands). That being said - it's good for ending fight quickly. If you fail that - you are in trouble. But then again in a street fight - you want to end it instantly. On 3 different occasions I ended a fight with 1 kick and the person was down for good. The problem is - after you reach 30, it becomes less feasible since you start loosing speed and flexibility.

    • @itzchaos2181
      @itzchaos2181 2 года назад

      @@cl1cka Thats because your not working out my friend.

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka 2 года назад

      @@itzchaos2181 Nope. It's just Taekwondo depends too much on speed and flexibility - both of which you loose more and more as you get older.

  • @biggerbitcoin5126
    @biggerbitcoin5126 5 лет назад +110

    There is a death touch. It's called Deontay Wilder's punch without boxing gloves on.

    • @mpforeverunlimited
      @mpforeverunlimited 5 лет назад +2

      Or even with 8oz

    • @ced214
      @ced214 5 лет назад +4

      Bruce Lee Tyson hits harder even with that metal rod in Deontays hand

    • @yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998
      @yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 5 лет назад

      @@ced214 Deontay has a metal piece in his arm? Da fuk? Did he break it that bad?

    • @AZ-kr6ff
      @AZ-kr6ff 5 лет назад

      He *barely* whupped Charlie Z, though.

    • @mpforeverunlimited
      @mpforeverunlimited 5 лет назад

      @@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 no he's saying that wilder hits so hard its as if there's metal in his arm

  • @lynolhutts5958
    @lynolhutts5958 6 лет назад +40

    The church magic shit where they pray over you and you drop is the exact same thing as those guys in the dojo

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 лет назад +10

      Lynol Hutts Most churches don't buy it. It's borderline satanic, really.
      Gotta love the sermons with intense yelling though XD

    • @CarInMyAss
      @CarInMyAss 5 лет назад +2

      There was a place down the street from my house that used to hold those kind of church meetings every week on Wednesday because they lost their Church lol. I used to ask the house when I was high every Wednesday when I was like 16

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 лет назад +10

      @@CarInMyAss I'm sorry, you used to "ask the house"?
      What in the buttery fuck does that mean?
      You sure you're not high now?

  • @busbystandup1337
    @busbystandup1337 6 лет назад +3

    The key is to absorb your opponent's attack and convert it into your own self humiliation, then expel the absorbed energy by bleeding from your nose

  • @The_Drifter_13
    @The_Drifter_13 4 года назад +3

    Really good analysis here. This has been my experience as well, and if you dare to show skepticism about anything being taught, forget about being promoted.

  • @andycervantes1586
    @andycervantes1586 6 лет назад +375

    Joe"very culty" Rogan

    • @gunwrrkfilms2583
      @gunwrrkfilms2583 6 лет назад +2

      Andy Cervantes haha did I literally just posted a similar comment without realizing you posted this... so funny

    • @stan2880
      @stan2880 6 лет назад +4

      o " " k

    • @andycervantes1586
      @andycervantes1586 6 лет назад +2

      @Jeffrey Brennan Jr "too bad"

    • @lindseye22285
      @lindseye22285 6 лет назад +2

      Jeffrey Brennan Jr - Jeffrey “Done to Death” Brennan. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @andycervantes1586
      @andycervantes1586 6 лет назад

      @@lindseye22285 sick burn😂😂😂

  • @Ironmurs
    @Ironmurs 3 года назад +3

    Fuckin thx Joe. This took me down a fake martial arts watching rabbit hole I still haven’t returned from 😂

  • @johnoconnor3947
    @johnoconnor3947 3 года назад +8

    A good martial arts school will teach you that what you are learning is for competition, i.e. it's a sport, and is absolutely not fighting. My Tae Kwon Do teachers would say running away is the best defence against a knife. This was a guy who used to teach real fighting to police forces and the millitary. My karate sensei was pretty similar, and used to explain that the stances and techniques were for competition scoring, and would not work against a grappler or boxer. Much needed honesty, especially since many people in martial arts schools are just not street fighting types. Frankly it is dangerous to give people false courage, and could a) turn someone into a bully and b) get somone killed. The biggest advantage a trained martial artist would have is that they know what it feels like to get hit, and they are fit enough to react. But best defence is don't fight in the street.

    • @ariesostia126
      @ariesostia126 Год назад

      You may or may not believe this. If I have a Kung Fu teacher, of all styles, that's exactly like this. He's Vietnamese I learned Kung Fu from his grandfather and different traditional teachers, but since young he's been in street fights and trained in different styles like MMA Jujitsu boxing and ect. So he gutted. And I mean gutted. Kung fu into only the elements that work which as you would imagine end up being basically MMA what's really good atomic structure like a straight spine, elbow alignment when punching and ect. He says to avoid street fights and don't bother trying to fight someone with a knife or a gun unless you absolutely have to for your life.

  • @jestergodfield690
    @jestergodfield690 5 лет назад +8

    Man, someone hit me in the bladder - point 4years ago....Still down to this day!

  • @boosted2809
    @boosted2809 6 лет назад +165

    This has been uploaded like 3 times already now....
    I'm still gonna watch it though cause one of my favorites lmao!

    • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
      @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 6 лет назад +6

      I really thought it was another one - gutted! Im with ya tho. Watching it again anywaze.
      Hope ur good.

    • @boosted2809
      @boosted2809 6 лет назад +1

      P. Mid lol right, I'm always good bro

  • @billywilds1779
    @billywilds1779 2 года назад +5

    Lot's of years ago, while in my 20's. I took a martial arts course. There were only 3 ranks. White, Brown and Black. Took about 8-10 years to obtain a Brown belt. None of this, if you sign up for our golden belt program, you'll be a black belt in three years, and the tests will cost you 20 bucks for each level. But look at what you get out of this, now let's buy you a school T-shirt and tell your friends. Wow, that was amazing to hear. After about 5 years, I was not a brown belt, but white belt was dirty from the wear and tear of practice. A friend joked at me and told me is was a Green belt after 3 years. He took me to his studio and I wore my white belt and we had 5 sparing matches. He lost everyone. I had no mercy on him. A another black belt told me my moves were not proper? Said ok, show me. He lost to me as well. So Joe, you're correct there are schools that only have one mission, make money, everyone gets a trophy.

  • @Guy-mx4fb
    @Guy-mx4fb 4 года назад +7

    This is why guns are important you never know when one of these super powered Kung Fu masters can go crazy

    • @imsorryyoutube6774
      @imsorryyoutube6774 3 года назад +1

      That's why the 2nd amendment exists. To ensure the people will never live under the tyranny of crazed martial arts masters

  • @theflintabletc
    @theflintabletc 4 года назад +4

    8:47 I saw a video a day ago called "The Bizzarre World of Fake Martial Artist!" and it goes into good detail about the MMA guy. IT's rather sad.

    • @WarWulf778
      @WarWulf778 4 года назад

      Same here! What was it 17 fights against "grandmasters" while dressed as a clown. And he's still undefeated.

    • @mhuntprofessional
      @mhuntprofessional 4 года назад

      That's how I ended up here, my dude.

  • @EdmundKempersDartboard
    @EdmundKempersDartboard 6 лет назад +82

    People should check out thepinkman. His series on Frank Dux is amazing.

    • @stempo1
      @stempo1 6 лет назад +2

      Pinkman is the greatest

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 6 лет назад +2

      Agreed. Although, dudes taking forever to upload another “Martial Arts Frauds” vid. He needs to up his frequency altogether but those are by far the best on his channel.

    • @jpsholland
      @jpsholland 5 лет назад +6

      @@Thurston86 The Pink Man is really doing his homework like a good research journalist. Do you have any idea how much time that consumes? And he probably does it all besides his daily job.

    • @fortitude9932
      @fortitude9932 5 лет назад +3

      Pinkman videos on MA frauds are outstanding 😆 4 classics so far

    • @JOHNizSiK
      @JOHNizSiK 5 лет назад +1

      For real. Love his pieces.

  • @johns7530
    @johns7530 4 года назад +5

    "reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand... YOU CANNOT!!"

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +2

    Me and my friends still quote that "Reach me with that hand" video all the time. Such a classic memeworthy video.

  • @Jayb42kili
    @Jayb42kili 6 лет назад +60

    I literally just paused this and went to follow the mcdojolife 😂😎

    • @Jason22Douce
      @Jason22Douce 5 лет назад

      I'm confused, is mcdojolife Instagram a meme page with fake funny videos or are they videos of legit teachers thinking what they're doing actually works

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 4 года назад

      @Tyler Simmons At least they're upfront about it.

  • @TimsFoyleHeadgear
    @TimsFoyleHeadgear 5 лет назад +2

    That no touch stuff really works. I've never seen a no touch master actually land a single punch.

  • @chumleyex
    @chumleyex 5 лет назад +7

    "they might as well be 5" Such an LOL

  • @dontcare7086
    @dontcare7086 3 года назад +2

    I've watched this so many times. I would love to watch a full podcast of him breaking down these videos.

  • @steadyrm
    @steadyrm 6 лет назад +9

    Yeah one karate dojo wanted me to give up playing music. I was like ahhhhh no

  • @petrri323
    @petrri323 3 года назад

    Golden rule of self defense: Don't be there. Get out of that situation as quickly and efficiently as possible.

  • @jasonbowser5754
    @jasonbowser5754 3 года назад +6

    Board breaking is interesting. My kids are both in it 7 and 9 and they often struggle with that part to pass all their tests. And the Master said something interesting. He calls this a mental challenge and not physical and he’s absolutely right. They break the practice boards easy but they often have mental blocks and fear the wood. It’s a very good test for them because it is a legit challenge they have to overcome and it’s all in their mind. With most adults, I agree that it’s cake (until they get to ridiculous kicks and thickness).

    • @salcatanese3192
      @salcatanese3192 Год назад

      that is ridiculous. all depends on how the board is held with or against grain. against, you are breaking your hand.

  • @Bj-yf3im
    @Bj-yf3im 5 лет назад +1

    "Bladder point" is referring to acupuncture points on the bladder meridian which runs down both sides of the spine. Those are actually pretty sensitive and you never leave a needle in them longer than like 5 to 7 minutes.

  • @jeffjohnson6402
    @jeffjohnson6402 4 года назад +5

    5:31 you cannot. Lol. Been in tae kwon do since 1984 and few years of American style kickboxing in mid 90s. I love martial arts. But I'm the 1st to knock it down. I love watching mr Rogan's face during this. Hes a true martial artist. Hes very skilled. Watch some of his video demonstrations.

  • @rebjiiitriedtoblockmeagain7791
    @rebjiiitriedtoblockmeagain7791 5 лет назад +91

    I can knock you out without touching you.
    Me, "So can I, that's why there's a bumper on my truck."
    Welcome to video game martial arts.

  • @beamcooks3247
    @beamcooks3247 5 лет назад +12

    Joe “I get freaked out by cults” Rogan

  • @midasthestallion4105
    @midasthestallion4105 4 года назад +3

    Reach me with that hand, reach me with that hand, YOU CANNOT!!!

  • @Landoftheignorant
    @Landoftheignorant 5 лет назад +6

    It’s the “scapula”. The knee cap on his back. Good call

  • @shacotrick1746
    @shacotrick1746 5 лет назад +2

    "Cain Valasquez shoots that power double, just put that left hand.. right there." What a legend.

  • @170skeith
    @170skeith 5 лет назад +3

    Dude in my town runs a fake martial arts dojo. I box been doing it for 7 years so I decided to sign up for a few classes to embarrass the dude when none of his bullshit worked on me

  • @beardofnursing8602
    @beardofnursing8602 3 года назад +1

    I love that Joe also enjoys my favorite scene from Dr. Strange when he sends Voldemort and Chewbacca back to Mordor!

  • @Dunning.Kruger
    @Dunning.Kruger 6 лет назад +66

    My teacher changed his last name from Stevens to Lee.

  • @mystaj8722
    @mystaj8722 6 лет назад +2

    Ive always been interested in martial arts..watched all the movies as a kid lol. But i had seizures and kinda shyed away from head trauma lol. But i find it amazing

  • @johnlindo6211
    @johnlindo6211 5 лет назад +3

    I grew up in Cleveland and my first experience was with a dojo that was teaching taijutsu but one of my friends dads saw what he was teaching us and got us up out of their took us to A ronald Duncan school where we learned real fighting from martial artists with military people

  • @brandonmitchell4046
    @brandonmitchell4046 5 лет назад

    It pisses me off that martial arts get bad reps from fake artists, I’m glad joe Rogan sees through it since I do it

  • @denistardif6650
    @denistardif6650 4 года назад +8

    "small intestine he gonna get it from the neck" - joe rogan XD

  • @Sambathenazgul
    @Sambathenazgul 5 лет назад

    That first dude against Renzo would get his shit rocked lol

  • @DannyDee143
    @DannyDee143 6 лет назад +27

    Joe "i went to catholic school" Rogan.

  • @antoniobolognio7100
    @antoniobolognio7100 3 года назад +1

    So strange. My first martial arts school, they used a real knife for knife defense for the black belt test. One guy didn't block right and got stabbed in the arm. He should have known the chin technique

    • @PokrPro21
      @PokrPro21 Год назад

      I stopped knife blades like Neo. I just held out my hand, widen out my stance, and garnered up my inner chi and release it through my palm. It creates a forcefield that nothing can penetrate. I learned that technique back in the old days.

  • @phantom-gaming927
    @phantom-gaming927 5 лет назад +5

    I charge my chi by rubbing my labradors nose with an open faced palm

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 10 месяцев назад

    Master Po from the Opie and Anthony days was prime McDojo life.

  • @toddadams8420
    @toddadams8420 5 лет назад +4

    That religion comparison is pretty accurate .makes me think of those people on tv claiming to cure disease by touching someone's head

    • @ricktheitalianrebel6687
      @ricktheitalianrebel6687 2 года назад

      NO its not. It was totally uncalled for. That's his opinion. Children get molested in day cares everywhere, its does not need to be a religions setting. Google recently had a large lawsuit as well. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and it was wonderful discipline. I have been in the military for over 38 years now and can honestly say that my grade and high school years were well spent. Other friends of mine as well can claim the same thing. Much better than the socialist woke crap being pushed in public schools today.

  • @bull419
    @bull419 7 месяцев назад

    Simple solution to Joe Rogan and all his great fighters, 38 special.!

  • @salahad-din9168
    @salahad-din9168 4 года назад +7

    Joe: I'd like to speak to your manager, his name is GOD.

  • @JP-ij7rp
    @JP-ij7rp 4 года назад

    Jo Hogan, you kill me 🤪😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabriel6504
    @gabriel6504 4 года назад +3

    3:53
    I have one question..... *WHAT IS THE CHICKEN ATTACK AND I NEED TO KNOW NOW*

  • @IMTHATN1NJA
    @IMTHATN1NJA 3 года назад

    These make me miss my old Sensei Ben Dover good man

  • @speckisgood1133
    @speckisgood1133 4 года назад +3

    0:33 where Mojang got it's Pillager sound from.

  • @danielduckworth3100
    @danielduckworth3100 4 года назад

    Rogan laughing at fake martial artists is hilarious to watch. It is the hardest I have ever seen him laugh.

  • @LelouchLothric
    @LelouchLothric 6 лет назад +75

    What happend to your profile pic?

  • @javilez811
    @javilez811 4 года назад +2

    I legit have wrestling mats in my kitchen and living room, they got a 36 pc for $70, cheap af, and i get to train my stance anywhere without fatigue

  • @willhurley4559
    @willhurley4559 4 года назад +3

    I tried to wrestle two of my untrained friends and they choked me out fast lol 😂 if only I trained the no touch !!!

  • @JKDVIPER
    @JKDVIPER 2 года назад +1

    2:19 I can weaponize my sneeze. 😛”He blew a gentle wind. The guy flew across the room and out the window, down the street and landed miles away. Inner power.

  • @v8Buster87
    @v8Buster87 6 лет назад +7

    There is always a level of tradition, respect by system, respect for the system, but when it gets culty im outtie lol.

  • @rjsmith5339
    @rjsmith5339 2 года назад

    2:18 Dr. Strange: "Sauron, I've come to bargain."

  • @NitroSperg
    @NitroSperg 6 лет назад +5

    Damn bro every time I see my meme on here I still can't believe it

  • @bbkingwasthegreatest711
    @bbkingwasthegreatest711 4 года назад +1

    I just love Joe Rogan another great clip

  • @rocksownstone9491
    @rocksownstone9491 6 лет назад +6

    Small intestine and bladder point
    This isn’t old. This is new to me.

  • @benjiboi6669
    @benjiboi6669 3 года назад

    i want a full podcast with joe and john danaher reacting to fake martial artist

  • @mrbrightside1965
    @mrbrightside1965 6 лет назад +5

    Notice that Master Ken’s “Kill Face” was not included in this review. Because “Kill Face” works.