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  • Asmongold reacts to ‪@FLEEKAZOID‬ • why fable is DOOMED
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  • @Urb4nP0pe
    @Urb4nP0pe Month ago +6898

    The picture of old dev team and new dev team is very alarming

    • @Setanta1913
      @Setanta1913 Month ago +357

      Makes me sad. Just another game brought to you by the logo of a dev team

    • @MangoesMan10
      @MangoesMan10 Month ago +660

      Seeing all your friends leave and get replaced by hogs can be really demoralizing

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon Month ago +30

      not against women or even AI or whatever sexual orientation or anything. As long as the game is good. As long as there's no agenda being pushed. As long as the meta-commentary is well written and incorporated to the worldspace and not a direct, blunt opinion to the audience of how the dev team is Holier Than Thou.

    • @nuclear-salmon
      @nuclear-salmon Month ago +199

      Total hogcalypse

    • @IllNacs
      @IllNacs Month ago

      @wanderingbufoon you SHOULD be against ai slop, you SHOULD be against gender ideology, hell you SHOULD see the problem when 90% of game studios nowadays (and many other businesses) are staffed by 90% women. Do not be complacent

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob Month ago +5206

    Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 Month ago +45

      I am loathe to say this, but they _did_ give us Amelia...
      ...by complete accident.

    • @AmorphisBob
      @AmorphisBob Month ago +30

      @innocentbystander3317that wasn’t a creation, it was a self-insert. One of the “game” devs made the character look like a cartoon version of herself.

    • @KdogRSMC
      @KdogRSMC Month ago +194

      For real. “There is no objective good or evil” was extremely telling. Definitely skipping this game.

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 Month ago +8

      It might just be plain incompetence.

    • @Obversus-o7
      @Obversus-o7 Month ago +3

      @innocentbystander3317 the one time they accidentally told the truth

  • @erikp1999
    @erikp1999 Month ago +2124

    Devs: "Stabbing people in the face is okay". Devs: "Women that are under 300lbs and have D-Cups are problematic."

    • @HULK-HOGAN1
      @HULK-HOGAN1 Month ago

      Egomaniacs self-inserting to please their own ugly existence while ruining the experience for the vast majority. Hot chicks only. Slim and well endowed.

    • @johntheknight3062
      @johntheknight3062 Month ago +38

      The same shit as with being "bad" to animals. For some reason, doing unspeakable things to humans is okay or acceptable but God forbid someone calling a dog stupid or punishing it for misbehaving. Oh no it's cute, funny or whatever else shit there is.

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w Month ago

      "Asian women are problematic"

    • @ИгорьСеминога
      @ИгорьСеминога Month ago +32

      People care about Kaya way more than they care about faschist statements her owner makes

    • @johntheknight3062
      @johntheknight3062 Month ago +27

      @ИгорьСеминога Exactly. This is what pisses me off about this entire drama the most. Nobody cared about him supporting extermination of specific people or nations, nobody cared what horrible piece of hateful crap he was... until he shocked some random dog. Suddenly everyone is enraged. So pretentious and performative.

  • @Crusader3454
    @Crusader3454 29 days ago +111

    I cannot stop laughing at fleek trying to find a good game at the end.
    "FUCK IT IN JUST GONNA STARE AT THIS WALL"

  • @octorokreviews
    @octorokreviews Month ago +2250

    We need to stop former theatre kids from ruining any more Fantasy franchises.

    • @gfunksteptothis5355
      @gfunksteptothis5355 Month ago +100

      cultural marxism won't allow it

    • @Surannhealz
      @Surannhealz Month ago +1

      They could create an actual Final Fantasy game 😬

    • @Dour888
      @Dour888 Month ago +62

      ​@gfunksteptothis5355the we must not allow cultural marxism to exist🔥

    • @sacul7572
      @sacul7572 Month ago +15

      Stop them from running anything other then a Broadway show

    • @Lenarian
      @Lenarian Month ago +11

      @Surannhealz
      You reminded me of that story of when Nomura wanted to turn FF15 into a musical at one point.
      Theater kids. Not even once.

  • @Aysentaro
    @Aysentaro Month ago +1084

    that dev team picture explains everything, yikes

    • @J.R.Swish1
      @J.R.Swish1 Month ago

      I understand your point and criticism, but how many dudes do you imagine working on a game called “fable”? Even if the games are actually good and fun, it’s a gay ass name

    • @Kupoball
      @Kupoball Month ago +2

      jfc

    • @ineptxpython3501
      @ineptxpython3501 Month ago +1

      Its not the dev team

    • @gp8666
      @gp8666 Month ago +15

      man... i rember back when i used to dislike playground games. now i hate them and i even have a reason for it

    • @8light7
      @8light7 Month ago +32

      ​@ineptxpython3501If you're going to assert that they aren't the dev team, you could have at the very least clarified as to who they actually are and provided sources to back that up.

  • @AnarchyintheUS-Com
    @AnarchyintheUS-Com Month ago +2429

    "Salad Dodger".
    We have to bring that word back.

    • @crimesguy
      @crimesguy Month ago +46

      LowTierGod never let it leave

    • @bhumibolrushing7830
      @bhumibolrushing7830 Month ago +18

      2 words 😂

    • @ForexStoryteller
      @ForexStoryteller Month ago +10

      That's my new official term to use now 👌

    • @MusIimMan
      @MusIimMan Month ago +1

      ❤️Prophet Mohammed Peace and blessings be upon him ❤

    • @Skooz
      @Skooz Month ago

      no i am going to keep calling them fat, i dont like insults like salad dodger so i am just sticking with the truth

  • @GenesisOmega666
    @GenesisOmega666 24 days ago +15

    they saw veilguard, concord, etc and said hold my queer.

  • @RazorF157
    @RazorF157 Month ago +203

    "Meal Team Six" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stukom1
    @stukom1 Month ago +243

    9:21 The only people who say there are no evil people, are evil people.

    • @bluflare12345
      @bluflare12345 29 days ago +1

      I kinda disagree, (aside from supernatural good and evil like God and Satan). A lot of people think in terms of "who will you side with" instead of what is "good" or "bad" without being evil

    • @DeliriumTrigger2
      @DeliriumTrigger2 24 days ago +1

      you have the moral and ethical standards of a child

    • @OmniDan26
      @OmniDan26 22 days ago +4

      @bluflare12345 You are one of them.

    • @sixstab2967
      @sixstab2967 20 days ago +2

      ​@bluflare12345you are corrupted

    • @keinen.0824
      @keinen.0824 19 days ago +2

      ​@bluflare12345you're too far gone lmao. Go touch grass.

  • @SuperFlyDude97
    @SuperFlyDude97 Month ago +165

    Fable ❌ Gayble ✅

  • @glitchfamous8308
    @glitchfamous8308 Month ago +34

    And you already know there won't be any gargoyles or gnomes hurling insults at you from random places either.

    • @LonghairBeardface
      @LonghairBeardface 28 days ago +4

      Your weapon looks a bit bent. No wait...! That's YOU!

    • @glitchfamous8308
      @glitchfamous8308 28 days ago +1

      ​@LonghairBeardfaceOh, I didn't notice you there. How does it feel to be so insignificant? 😂

  • @mephosphitic
    @mephosphitic Month ago +413

    When they bomb, they should remember that there are objectively no evil things.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Month ago +8

      Even if it were it's not really evil, just.. misunderstood 😂

    • @mattshaw4016
      @mattshaw4016 Month ago

      They will call us cis white males evil for not buying their slop

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 29 days ago +11

      I would LOVE it if, when the dev inevitably starts blaming toxic gamers, people would indeed quote them on that in the replies.

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 29 days ago +6

      they are going to blame bomb reviews for sure.

  • @figuures6098
    @figuures6098 Month ago +376

    Gayble

  • @abhijeet_raj
    @abhijeet_raj Month ago +1173

    Game Developers will never Lear

  • @simonb1846
    @simonb1846 5 days ago +2

    The loss of lion head is so sad.

  • @DEWtheMCCOY
    @DEWtheMCCOY Month ago +435

    9:06 Any dude in that office is walking on eggshells everyday 😂

    • @pizzabox1001
      @pizzabox1001 29 days ago +17

      I don’t have a tech job for a reason…🤣 I’d rather work trades…🤣

    • @ssjason1962
      @ssjason1962 28 days ago

      look at the slump, submissive, defeated posture of the 'men'. Tells you everything.

    • @igorigor3960
      @igorigor3960 28 days ago

      @pizzabox1001 trade dis nuts

    • @kings_court1304
      @kings_court1304 28 days ago

      There are no dude's 😅

    • @MoltenSnowball
      @MoltenSnowball 28 days ago +13

      More like a minefield haha

  • @AlwaysTriggered9
    @AlwaysTriggered9 Month ago +884

    The only fable here is the delusion thinking the modern audience will save them.

    • @hitman1219
      @hitman1219 Month ago +21

      What Modern audience?
      *looks inside*
      Nothing

    • @boundlessblade5205
      @boundlessblade5205 Month ago

      Not even Reaver would touch this 🤣

    • @AndyTomT
      @AndyTomT Month ago +2

      Modern audience people want Netflix specials to abandon. They don't even play video games.

    • @jerzyrican8562
      @jerzyrican8562 Month ago +2

      I literally only buy games that are fleek approved that's it...or it has to be popular and none of the devs or actors virtue signaling online for likes

    • @PenTheMighty
      @PenTheMighty Month ago +56

      The modern audience isn't a demographic, it's a goal. Whether it's blatant or subtle, the goal is to warp entertainment until everything is woke and stays woke. Then kids grow up seeing nothing but woke stuff and thinks it's all normal.
      The demographic are 1-3 year olds who aren't watching and playing stuff yet.

  • @monkeysbarking5814
    @monkeysbarking5814 Month ago +209

    melon shortage
    scanning dev team
    _no melons found_

    • @ZayecValentine
      @ZayecValentine Month ago +34

      Sausage shortage too

    • @wardy4903
      @wardy4903 Month ago +17

      @ZayecValentine game development is one of the only times I want a sausage party

    • @botep5529
      @botep5529 25 days ago

      Budget cuts

  • @Bar-Buryin
    @Bar-Buryin 23 days ago +4

    She looks like the dude on the packs of Big League Chew... 😂

  • @pete27144
    @pete27144 Month ago +197

    The photo of the Dev team says it all.

    • @mohmaddullahAkhtar
      @mohmaddullahAkhtar Month ago +1

      why what is wrong?

    • @pete27144
      @pete27144 Month ago +32

      ​@mohmaddullahAkhtaryou'll know when you get to the part when you see the old dev team and the current one. 😂
      Sorry, I forgot to timestamp it.

    • @Lunchgift-hb5kk
      @Lunchgift-hb5kk Month ago +17

      Just like the Bungie dev team from Halo 2, to now. Spot the common factor.

    • @regiman-o2b
      @regiman-o2b Month ago

      the women act as a mine field. Each mine is a psychological complex that they have. The consulting teams are like mine detectors. Have a character with Big double d's? - it could triggered a mine. Not enough representation? - mine. Too feminine? - mine.

    • @dingickso4098
      @dingickso4098 Month ago

      @mohmaddullahAkhtar chads vs soyboys

  • @CopperRosesofRevelation
    @CopperRosesofRevelation Month ago +1671

    It's Fable.
    They've lied since the beginning lol

    • @Terminxman
      @Terminxman Month ago +40

      Exactly, I said some shit in this vein earlier in a comment on tiktok but Peter Molyneux has WAY overpromised on basically every game he's been attached to since Black & White 2. Even the first Fable like you said was actually a huge disappointment at the time of release. I remember. Black and White was one of my first video games I ever played

    • @nightshadedPRSguy
      @nightshadedPRSguy Month ago +2

      I seriously wish people would stfu about this. REEEEEEE I CAN'T PLANT A TREE

    • @karnijj1
      @karnijj1 Month ago +5

      this is SOOO true. Peter Moloneux (please correct my spelling) was notorious for making up details of his games, fable being one of them. I love that you remember this era CRR. well done. this was such a fun flashback for me

    • @StatesideBeast
      @StatesideBeast Month ago

      Peter lied to us.

    • @Setanta1913
      @Setanta1913 Month ago +1

      ​​@Terminxman "I've , got a notion. To sail upon the ocean. But I'm not going no where till I've got me some wood". 😂 I miss black and white.

  • @Cruxos20
    @Cruxos20 Month ago +638

    FLEEKAZOID is the GOAT of short Videos

    • @Eco-Extinctionist
      @Eco-Extinctionist Month ago

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    • @BMWCEO
      @BMWCEO Month ago +1

      So good

    • @Haptism015
      @Haptism015 Month ago +43

      Must be true.

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG Month ago +24

      ​@Haptism015Must be true.

    • @acedetective7280
      @acedetective7280 Month ago +15

      @Haptism015Must be true

  • @PeanutbutterTuna
    @PeanutbutterTuna 16 days ago +2

    Rip fable. Rest in Peace. Things just die. Thats just the way life is.

  • @alexjohnson5238
    @alexjohnson5238 Month ago +71

    What in the candy crush is that group picture.

  • @ayanefuji13
    @ayanefuji13 Month ago +85

    Fable: Veilguard of Forza

  • @Thegoodsherman2
    @Thegoodsherman2 Month ago +1377

    Before anyone wants to buy a new game, it is essential to look at pictures of the staff who worked in this studio..That is now the decisive point.

    • @asddasdasdasdadsa
      @asddasdasdasdadsa Month ago

      Not really 😅 i'll would agree Studios that Base there hiring on sexisem arent really high Up there but i'll Just Look at the Game 😅

    • @Droid6689
      @Droid6689 Month ago +2

      *decision

    • @Tris_Megistuz
      @Tris_Megistuz Month ago

      So many women… what could go wrong 😂

    • @TJlolbagger
      @TJlolbagger Month ago +21

      ​@Droid6689how did you manage to correct this incorrectly

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina Month ago +14

      Playground brought in developers from CDPR, Rocksteady Studios, BioWare, Rockstar, Ubisoft, Ninja Theory and Lionhead Studios. So, they have devs who made Witcher 1, 2 and 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Dragon Age Origins and Inquisition, GTA5 and RDR2, Far Cry, Assassin's Creed Black Flag and Origins, Hellblade, and developers from Lionhead who worked on the previous Fable games. So, while I don't like some of what I'm seeing with this game, it's a bit disingenuous to say that they don't have the talent to make it happen. Let's just wait and see before we condemn them.

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX Month ago +4

    I hate being a millennial. We suck. A lot.

  • @Sinomis
    @Sinomis Month ago +294

    This has Dragon Age written all over it.

    • @kopper87
      @kopper87 Month ago +14

      yep, I hope I'm wrong tho, I really wanted a new Fable

    • @Logansplayhouse7
      @Logansplayhouse7 Month ago +4

      This looks significantly better than dragon age.

    • @Alloy_GB
      @Alloy_GB Month ago +17

      @Logansplayhouse7 Worse*

    • @Logansplayhouse7
      @Logansplayhouse7 Month ago +11

      ​@Alloy_GB if fable has a scene where someone does pushups to avoid misgendering someone again, ill give it to you.

    • @Skyflairl2p
      @Skyflairl2p Month ago +4

      @Logansplayhouse7 That couldn't possibly happen again.... Could it?

  • @Deminisis
    @Deminisis Month ago +356

    2004 Fable was the good days...

    • @Aeonus
      @Aeonus Month ago +14

      You know, I thought you were lying about 2004 so I had to look it up.
      I still remember Peter M’s lies and the hype leading up to it. Man I feel old now.

    • @inuendo6365
      @inuendo6365 Month ago

      When you could fart on people and flood the forest with raw sewage! Miss that kind of full chaos

    • @kalasmournrex1470
      @kalasmournrex1470 Month ago +4

      It was supremely overrated. The new one is straight up bad though.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Month ago +15

      Fable II was outstanding as well. Fable III was dogshit along with the new one.

    • @kevinerbs2778
      @kevinerbs2778 Month ago

      I still have the Cds & they install on windows 10.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 Month ago +117

    Kojima was able to mocap 4 beautiful models for villains in MGS4. *ON THE PS3*

    • @Kwaj
      @Kwaj Month ago +15

      The PSWii60 generation was probably the last period of enjoyable gaming.

    • @Mehiel-Sanctoria
      @Mehiel-Sanctoria Month ago +41

      They did it from a cave using nothing but scraps.

    • @wambamthankumam
      @wambamthankumam Month ago +8

      ​@Kwaj Nah there's been lots of highly enjoyable games since then, but they are definitely fewer and farther between now though.

    • @Krando_
      @Krando_ Month ago

      ​@Kwajbloodborne comes to mind

    • @Exel3nce
      @Exel3nce Month ago +1

      ​@Kwajwrong

  • @Sleepy-m9h
    @Sleepy-m9h 24 days ago

    “ what’s this “ proceeds with ad

  • @TheDoglover23456
    @TheDoglover23456 Month ago +91

    They just can’t stop losing.

    • @Bosnerdly
      @Bosnerdly Month ago +9

      We need to think long and hard about how we let those idiots take over our society, our government, our businesses, our games, etc.
      We all knew their bu11$hit would NEVER work, but we did nothing to stop them. That can't happen again!

    • @ClanToreador
      @ClanToreador 27 days ago

      @Bosnerdly it’s already too little too late.

  • @IcedLance
    @IcedLance Month ago +192

    I still remember reading about the directors of Halo TV series saying he didn't touch any games or read about them and prevented his team from doing so, because he wanted to make sure their artistic vision remains unique and unaffected by any previous creative works in the franchise.
    I guess Fable devs did the same. "It's totally like Fable, but not any of the previous Fables, instead it's like how we see our Fable."

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Month ago +31

      If they wanted to be unique they should have done their own thing and not taken a dump on an existing IP.
      Idk what the what the punishment should be for it but something between banishment for a decade and deportation by catapult.

    • @CT-nb5lm
      @CT-nb5lm Month ago +2

      i dont comprehend a BOSS ever having that level of trust or control over me.
      I would smile & wave & go home and do everything he told me not to out of principle
      or common sense....
      ~f people/fellow gamers today dont realize that making it gay & woke=shit on purpose os the goal
      then they arent paying attention or in denial...
      ~The people who print money realized they can just pay the creators of games/movies etc the amount they woulda made & double that for integrity
      aka the cost of selling out and here we are....
      The only games doing it for love of games are small indie devs or the rare Japanese company here/there...
      ~~But the problem is the Konami/MetalGear problem= if it's shit over & over again people wont care that it was once great 25 years ago.
      So at some point they haveta make something worthy...

    • @Roggic
      @Roggic Month ago +1

      So what, they just took some drugs and hallucinated the plot based on the name alone?

    • @shawnsmith2006
      @shawnsmith2006 Month ago +4

      The people that made Halo TV series already had a show they wanted to do that they couldn't get greenlit. So they just used the Halo name and just inserted a few Halo themes in in their trash to make what they wanted to make.

    • @HadjiMart
      @HadjiMart Month ago

      @CT-nb5lmpeople are weak and sheep. They yearn to be controlled now.

  • @Stigger6520
    @Stigger6520 Month ago +75

    That dev team looks like a corporate HR training seminar.

    • @catbert7
      @catbert7 29 days ago

      It looks a lot smarter than this comment section.
      Because that is not the dev team, that is JUST the women from the dev team, celebrating international women's day. The dev team is still 80% male, according to Gemini.
      Photos like this have been featured many times on Asmon's channel and every single time they are completely misleading and yet he and his fans blindly eat up his BS.
      Not just this either. You guys consume misinformation without a moment's thought ALL THE TIME. You're as bad as grandparents who think every AI image and video is real.

  • @gregory4431
    @gregory4431 18 days ago

    "the messege"

  • @chrispaul6602
    @chrispaul6602 Month ago +846

    "Why are there so many female devs now?"
    Because women get scholarships for being women and men get scholarships for 4.0s and extracurriculars if no women applied for it first.

    • @rpgadventurer32
      @rpgadventurer32 Month ago

      Many of them are unskilled DEI hires.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Month ago

      They don't give a fuck about your school credentials in tech. You need a 4 year degree, but beyond that, it's all about portfolio, luck, and pushing all the idiot hiring manager's buttons correctly during the interview. The same diversity standards are applied to hiring. If the women were high school dropouts they'd still get a job.

    • @ChadThundertalk
      @ChadThundertalk Month ago

      Title IX, men can’t even get admitted to college. If they do, they’ll get a false accusation and arrested. Double time if you’re white.

    • @EcnalKcin
      @EcnalKcin Month ago +187

      I started digging into this topic a few years back, and found a lot of stories inside the IT world that showed this was happening across the board. Intel was the industry leader in DEI. They said so themselves, with gender parity in their workforce by 2023. However, reading personal accounts, qualified top male graduates were being passed over for first year female students. It literally broke Intel. They went from something like 80% market share in all their markets, to about 40%... because their focus was no longer the product, but political points. The new CEO is cleaning house though. You either perform or you get fired.
      Game development went the same way. So many companies got on the DEI bandwagon, and now they are reaping what they sow. Game development is a multi-year process, but over the last couple years we have seen what these DEI policies from almost a decade ago have done to franchises and studios.
      I never pre-order, I rarely buy new titles, and I have dozens more great games than I have time to play. Studios don't understand, they are not competing against this year's releases, they are competing against every release ever. If they can't carve a unique niche, or improve upon an already great design, then the game does not get sales, and they suffer for it. Which is good...in the free market a bad product is punished by the consumer...or in other words, they get what they deserve.

    • @malkuusha
      @malkuusha Month ago +17

      As a woman I had to work my a$$ off to graduate from my university with good grades. Where are all these women who get scholarships just for being a woman?

  • @jffry890
    @jffry890 Month ago +131

    Salad Dodger is a fantastic slur.

  • @GamingProspector84
    @GamingProspector84 Month ago +72

    9:00 it’s like a Where’s Waldo game to find a male with higher than single digit testosterone 😵

    • @willreading1302
      @willreading1302 Month ago +5

      What’s crazy is these games never succeed, yet the companies that hired these people can’t get rid of them or they’ll face lawsuits, so they’re just burning money to create games nobody wants

  • @serialseb4470
    @serialseb4470 24 days ago +3

    The best part of Fable 4 is that it reminded me of Fable 2. Which I will go and play again now

    • @GreenOrder42
      @GreenOrder42 9 days ago +1

      Watch sales for those games go through the roof because this one drops 😂

  • @guardsmennorheimofthetanit4892

    Fleek is fuckin hilarious. I watched this video several times on his channel. 😂

  • @Kneel2ThaCrown
    @Kneel2ThaCrown Month ago +43

    Only Fleekazoid can cram an hours worth of content into a 7 min video lol

  • @sCrebLord
    @sCrebLord Month ago +42

    PSYCHE! PSYCHE! I got one more here somehere... PSYCHE!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Jibber_Rish
    @Jibber_Rish 29 days ago +3

    3:11 I’d be so pissed off with a character like that if the male lead wasn’t a redditor mod.

  • @AboutFalling
    @AboutFalling Month ago +75

    Fable 1 and 2 were my childhood. That company have ruined my childhood and I feel assaulted

    • @kostiantynkhomenko6409
      @kostiantynkhomenko6409 Month ago

      Tell me that there was beautiful chatacters who didn't became big from eating? Fable was known because it's character never was likable models, but ugly.

    • @ChadThundertalk
      @ChadThundertalk Month ago +9

      That’s their goal. They don’t care about making money. They care about undoing the patriarchy by destroying everything you love.

    • @Jacob.380
      @Jacob.380 Month ago +3

      They can't take your memories away.

    • @futurecrusader9228
      @futurecrusader9228 Month ago +4

      @k@kostiantynkhomenko6409Its not about the character the writing is going to be utter shit. It’s not going to feel like fable and you have never even played the originals.

    • @kostiantynkhomenko6409
      @kostiantynkhomenko6409 Month ago

      ​​@futurecrusader9228I'm not sure about the plot. But in terms of appearence it seems that Fable stayed loyal to it's roots. If you played in Fablec2 you knew that after maxing certain stat your beautiful mc heroine turns into bulky man like woman lol

  • @javierncc9952
    @javierncc9952 Month ago +28

    They think if they keep digging down, eventually, they'll dig up.

  • @scottish-united-fan
    @scottish-united-fan Month ago +99

    All we needed to see was a picture of the dev team and we know if the game is DOA.

    • @TheRastafarianStuff
      @TheRastafarianStuff Month ago +2

      more like a DBA = dont buy absolutely

    • @anonymous3637
      @anonymous3637 Month ago +2

      If you do that for GTA 6 it's in huge trouble

    • @CT-nb5lm
      @CT-nb5lm Month ago

      lol agreed 100%...the non-joking reason is because these Losers dont even haveta be bribed to make it woke.
      They are doing it because they believe it...

    • @bobthetroll
      @bobthetroll Month ago

      No you didn't you clown

    • @waltermaul5586
      @waltermaul5586 Month ago

      ​@anonymous3637not really I saw that post and it was the marketing team gta has like over 800 people working on it graphically

  • @bryanwillis7746
    @bryanwillis7746 6 hours ago

    I thought we were passed this crap with all those games that failed

  • @fdlman93092
    @fdlman93092 Month ago +63

    7:17 bro doesn't miss

  • @LordcommissarGarithos
    @LordcommissarGarithos Month ago +172

    The friendly fire towards millennials always gets me

    • @DustyCruz
      @DustyCruz Month ago +28

      We really are ruining everything man...

    • @ryanwalters6184
      @ryanwalters6184 Month ago +1

      i’m always shocked that he is not a millennial

    • @michaellavaughnrobinson
      @michaellavaughnrobinson Month ago +2

      ​@ryanwalters6184 isnt he in his 30s?

    • @roe__jogan
      @roe__jogan Month ago +50

      Yeah millennials suck, you don’t think I remember all the kids I went to school with?

    • @IllNacs
      @IllNacs Month ago +21

      @ryanwalters6184 hes 35.... hes a millennial lmao

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi Month ago +63

    6:21 There was a guy who worked with John Carmack at Id software (who made Commander Keen) and was squeamish about Wolfenstein. By the time Doom was being developed, he left the company because of the gorefest direction.

    • @coolbrotherf127
      @coolbrotherf127 Month ago +12

      Hard to say he left just because of the violence when he wrote the Doom Bible and designed other shooters like Rise of the Triad. It's likely he just had a different creative vision for the game that flashed with what the rest of the studio wanted to make.

    • @CerverzaCristal
      @CerverzaCristal Month ago +13

      Doom is about a a cyborg interdimensional super computer, a Satanist, a Lovecraft lover, and a metalhead all making a game

    • @paulx3274
      @paulx3274 Month ago +1

      Commander keen, wolfenstein and doom 1 were my life back then. Maybe that guy went to the studio that made Putt putt, no guns there for him.

  • @BombermanX
    @BombermanX 25 days ago +1

    i forgot fable had STDs lmao

  • @BrianQuest64
    @BrianQuest64 Month ago +26

    I like beating things with completely blunt blades.

  • @chaotang9199
    @chaotang9199 Month ago +38

    That Fable thing looks like something straight out of Fallout, with FEV injected to the face.

  • @Saber_Nico
    @Saber_Nico Month ago +386

    Fable’s real downward spiral isn’t the story, it’s the character designs.... Every new game looks like the tutorial NPC escaped and became the protagonist lmao

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Month ago +17

      And the writing has gotten worse every game. The humour keeps becoming more cringe.

    • @Alan-uy1iq
      @Alan-uy1iq Month ago +1

      Pretty sure you can play as a dude whos handsome, from what I saw there was also some good looking characters throughout, some ugly though. Hopefully the game plays well, I really enjoyed the first fable

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Month ago +2

      @Alan-uy1iqthe combat gameplay looks slow, clunky and spongy from the footage.

    • @twobucca
      @twobucca Month ago +1

      The shitty character designs are indicative of shitty decision making i.e. the story.

    • @Alan-uy1iq
      @Alan-uy1iq Month ago

      ​@glawenclattuc3127 i saw some potential there, it might be alright. Guess we'll see in time

  • @Walter-Bellhaven
    @Walter-Bellhaven Month ago +27

    This guy is such a character. I like when Asmon covers his stuff

  • @K_time_9000
    @K_time_9000 Month ago +53

    Here are some things they got rid of from previous games: Blood, pew pews, Dog Companion, Binary morality system and physical changes that came with it, now it is “location based”, You can’t become big or skinny based on food you eat. No “salad dodger” chiev, No body changes based on skill, No stds. So not a Fable game.

    • @Davionation-s1g
      @Davionation-s1g 28 days ago

      I heard a rumor that they're changing the name because it's ableist. The new name is going to be Fhandicapped

    • @Joshpower57
      @Joshpower57 27 days ago +3

      Yep, it’s anything but an actual fable game.

    • @davidjones8043
      @davidjones8043 27 days ago +1

      Wow… I was still gonna give it a chance until I read this. I don’t even wanna play that for free

  • @DarthChrisB
    @DarthChrisB Month ago +16

    *Can't wait for that sweet tripple ghaye experience*

  • @Chris-jm2gx
    @Chris-jm2gx 14 days ago

    "interactive honda commercials" get rekt!

  • @robinhelsted7579
    @robinhelsted7579 Month ago +25

    Reason they aint gonna add Salat Dodger is cause the entire department has taken it.

  • @GgGTeMpLaR
    @GgGTeMpLaR Month ago +26

    5% is way too generous

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 Month ago

      Yep, if they had hotties they'd have shown them.
      It's 0%

  • @RodgerSkelton
    @RodgerSkelton Month ago +105

    1:52 they don’t call him *Fleekazoid* for no reason.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 25 days ago +1

    They didn't make "Fable" they made "Feeble".

  • @GamePath
    @GamePath Month ago +20

    Loved the art style of the 1st Fable

  • @Dr._Nicholi_Rasmuson
    @Dr._Nicholi_Rasmuson Month ago +16

    "Shake that money-maker.....DAVE." OMG, I'm dying over here.

  • @marksasoldier
    @marksasoldier Month ago +229

    If my spouses can't find out about each other and confront me and try to kill each other or me; I don't want it.
    (Thx everyone)

    • @ScratchedVersace
      @ScratchedVersace Month ago +6

      I think that’s in it as is the buy every building and house which is the only part I even care about 😂

    • @allenslayman4272
      @allenslayman4272 Month ago +6

      ​@ScratchedVersaceso u just want a single player sims game lol

    • @ScratchedVersace
      @ScratchedVersace Month ago +7

      @allenslayman4272fable is a single player game. And the sims is fucking ass this will at a bare minimum be better than that dumpster fire ea trash

    • @TRY_KILLING_YOURSELF
      @TRY_KILLING_YOURSELF Month ago +1

      Read my name 🤡

    • @iq_the_prophet
      @iq_the_prophet Month ago +1

      @ScratchedVersaceyou did not dodge the question. Well guess this game was made for you

  • @KlausSchwab-1
    @KlausSchwab-1 27 days ago +1

    Lionhead studios vs. Playground Games
    are we suprised

  • @fujipuff5328
    @fujipuff5328 Month ago +18

    Fleekazoid is the goat, loved his assassins creed shadows video

  • @stevegonzales527
    @stevegonzales527 Month ago +18

    8:51 even the scooby doo gang cant figure out the difference between both dev teams

  • @GokuMasteredUltraInstinct1

    4:40 was the most accurate thing you have said Asmon. You don't even know the rituals they perform before making a game, movie or song. It's highly occultic. It's the true agenda.

  • @zacknickels4311
    @zacknickels4311 29 days ago +1

    As Long As I Can Be UnBurdened By What Could BE. . . . .

  • @Extra_Onions
    @Extra_Onions Month ago +31

    I used to work at xbox about a decade ago. how fable looks now makes me want to ask them to remove my name from Fable Anniversary credis..

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 Month ago

      Just you wait to come out, you will by suffer more

    • @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375
      @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 Month ago +1

      I wanted to work in the games' industry. I guess I'm at least 15 years late...

    • @Extra_Onions
      @Extra_Onions Month ago

      ​@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375join some indie forums and maybe create the next hollow knight. Don't join the industry - it's a soulless machine churning slop for profit

  • @macp5527
    @macp5527 Month ago +10

    New York Simulator with Fable skin DLC confirmed.

  • @happilyignorant
    @happilyignorant 24 days ago +1

    I miss Lionhead studios.

  • @Mortiz21
    @Mortiz21 Month ago +28

    12:31 Cause they can't get the ideas they want green lit for a new IP. So they use a well known IP that the company thinks will make money no matter what. Then they change the game to be more the IP they want to make.

    • @TimBow-r6h
      @TimBow-r6h Month ago +9

      Yeah. They make it gay. Literally and figuratively

    • @iliketrains263
      @iliketrains263 Month ago

      Its wild to be. Theor projects get turned down cuz nobdoy wants em so than theyre allowed to just overlay their project with an establish IP and destroy it. You may as well let them make their standalone game. At this point we need a gate keeper. Like a company the makes the wokest most stupid games you ever imagined and hire all these bluenhair devs, keepnthem over there. All the other game companies can subsidize it to ensure their plague is contained

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 Month ago +2

      Idk, seems like they green light a new future Concorde or something like whatever that 4k raytraced alopecia abortion that Naughty Dog are working on every other month.

    • @TruckyTruck
      @TruckyTruck Month ago

      Sacrificing fable for a woke agenda, backed by billions of dollars

  • @OrangesodaTR
    @OrangesodaTR Month ago +192

    8:30 I remember when Witcher 3 came out. The only thing I knew about witcher at the time was that everybody wouldn't shut up about it. I'd seen gameplay footage, and wasn't that impressed. What finally convinced me to buy the game was a video review, explaining that "basically everybody you meet in this world will be a racist asshole that swears constantly, theres also alot of nudity and gore" SOLD. On that day a Witcher fan was born. BRING BACK GRIT

    • @marcussinclaire4890
      @marcussinclaire4890 Month ago +8

      That's pretty much my story, too.
      I'd see my brother playing it quite a bit.
      Then one day I saw him start a new game and I was like, "This, game doesn't seem so bad after all."

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 Month ago +4

      Just replayed witcher 3 and the dlcs it's pure art can't wait until next year to play it again. It's sad how we can't get those medieval like fantasy games anymore I think the closest thing we got was tainted grail and dragons dogma 2 in recent years tainted grail is off and dragons dogma 2 is just worse dragons dogma 1

    • @ChadThundertalk
      @ChadThundertalk Month ago

      That’s what sold it for me, and the gwent.

    • @Aethelhald
      @Aethelhald Month ago +4

      These losers that want to ruin everything were around back then too, they just didn't have any power yet. They complained about the lack of black and brown people in the game and also the way women were dressed and portrayed.

    • @kingtiger3390
      @kingtiger3390 Month ago

      @Aethelhald I doubt that kind of people could ever get a real foothold considering CDP Red is a polish company and poles care magnitudes more about the faithfulness and the obviously slavic medieval fantasy setting rather than satisfying such movements.

  • @VaporSulla
    @VaporSulla Month ago +11

    "I love Fable! That's why I'm going to change everything about it!"

  • @Dio.
    @Dio. 29 days ago +1

    Shock collar DLC lmao

  • @sn5806
    @sn5806 Month ago +36

    Fleek and his pimps are doing important work.

  • @johnny9401
    @johnny9401 Month ago +24

    Ha. Watched this earlier now your reaction. He’s so funny I’ll watch it again.

  • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodNemesis

    Thumbnail: "It is MAAM!"

  • @Drakezius
    @Drakezius 23 days ago

    i refuse to believe that model was the base for fuggo-the-hoardly

  • @Setanta1913
    @Setanta1913 Month ago +83

    0:33 so they replaced the good/evil system with the guards programming from Skyrim.... Nice

    • @josephdanejackson
      @josephdanejackson Month ago +9

      Them saying there is no objective good and evil is deranged.

    • @Setanta1913
      @Setanta1913 Month ago +4

      ​@josephdanejackson 😂 my thoughts exactly.

    • @kenpachiramasama1139
      @kenpachiramasama1139 Month ago +3

      Yeah I don’t know why people are hyping this. It antithetical to fable in very way. You are supposed to be THE HERO or VILLAIN everyone in the world supposed to know who you are. Hell in the trailer that washed up hero is exactly that!

    • @Setanta1913
      @Setanta1913 Month ago

      ​@kenpachiramasama1139 I'll just go watch callmekevin playing fable 3

    • @gabriel-v6i3v
      @gabriel-v6i3v 29 days ago +1

      ​@josephdanejackson at this point anyone who says that should be banned from any creative industry

  • @chaskomant3704
    @chaskomant3704 Month ago +6

    the picture of Playgound games vs the picture of lionhead studios is like a picture of a sorority vs a Fraternity.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Month ago +25

    I had the same reaction like Asmon when I heard that the Forza devs are making a Fable game.
    Like who in their right minds thought that was a good idea?!

    • @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375
      @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 Month ago +3

      I would rather have Playground Games making Fable than Obsidian

    • @seaweeb2258
      @seaweeb2258 Month ago

      ​@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375They basically refuse to add any Oldsmobiles into forza.....but a minivan that 90% of the developed world = 👍

    • @Velieron
      @Velieron Month ago

      ​​@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375exactly, people dont understand how good their forza games are, and revisit memory lane for a sec, bethesda started as the devs for a terminator game and some hockey games

    • @soshady9572
      @soshady9572 Month ago +1

      They built a completely different team for Fable.
      Playground has 2 teams since the beginning of development.
      A Forza Horizons team and a Fable team.

    • @Velieron
      @Velieron Month ago

      ​@soshady9572thats also what people need to keep in mind, playground has clearly put alot of thought into their choice to make a fable reboot

  • @JasonEvisceration
    @JasonEvisceration 29 days ago

    Fleekazoid rules, pimps.

  • @JHemp12
    @JHemp12 Month ago +15

    Seeing Vaas act not insane in Better Call Saul was so weird lol. He did great in the role he played though, loved that show.

    • @kriminal6034
      @kriminal6034 28 days ago +1

      he was in that? gotta check it out then

  • @falcongamer58
    @falcongamer58 Month ago +7

    I was waiting for this reaction as a Playground and Fleek fan

  • @BamboozledU
    @BamboozledU Month ago +21

    Dude Fleek goes so fucking hard its insane

  • @PanzzaVini
    @PanzzaVini 27 days ago

    It's so clear the next studio that is going to close. But somehow they can't see.

  • @cheeewhooo
    @cheeewhooo Month ago +26

    This guy makes amazing videos. You should watch his Space Marine 2 one

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 Month ago +2

      Space Marine 2 you mean?

    • @cheeewhooo
      @cheeewhooo Month ago

      ​@shmekelfreckles8157lol shows where my head was at when I wrote that🤦🏾‍♂️. Preciate the check

  • @SuperFilmregisseur
    @SuperFilmregisseur Month ago +14

    I thought it was about Far Cry 3 for a sec

  • @MjollTheLioness-o4y
    @MjollTheLioness-o4y Month ago +5

    3:38 More sugar in that shake than a gallon of kool-aid.

  • @pntbller14
    @pntbller14 29 days ago +2

    Fleekazoid is peak content 😂

  • @robertstrickland2184
    @robertstrickland2184 Month ago +12

    The Super Bowl had two halftime shows, how close are we to people remaking new release games so the normal audience has something to play??

    • @ScratchedVersace
      @ScratchedVersace Month ago +2

      We aren’t.

    • @robertstrickland2184
      @robertstrickland2184 Month ago

      @ScratchedVersaceI really hope you are wrong.

    • @ScratchedVersace
      @ScratchedVersace Month ago

      @robertstrickland2184trust me, I’m not. Game dev will never be like that, but maybe ai will allow you to make your own slop so it can fit whatever box you’re wanting checked

    • @theskeletalrebel3908
      @theskeletalrebel3908 Month ago +1

      There is that Starwars mod for Starfield. That's the closest I can think of.

  • @jaggbone
    @jaggbone Month ago +10

    Im going to play old fable on new fable release day just so i can contribute to metrics showing that i prefer a 20yo based game over the new slopedit theyre pushing

  • @HeyitsMartyn
    @HeyitsMartyn Month ago +52

    For reference, If i counted correctly (and saw through the androgyny), 8 of the 51 new team are male. That's 15 percent. So much for equality.
    As many faults that Peter Molyneux had, he was a visionary and make some incredible games. The industry is at a loss without someone like him pushing new concepts and ideas.

    • @-.M_C.-
      @-.M_C.- Month ago +2

      That’s not the whole team. In total they are 150 people. The photo is all the female members

    • @MiyamotoMusashiY-m7v
      @MiyamotoMusashiY-m7v Month ago +1

      ​@-.M_C.-Someone has got to do the work...

    • @singleplayerhearts7272
      @singleplayerhearts7272 Month ago +2

      And all his lying I’m sure we miss too

    • @HeyitsMartyn
      @HeyitsMartyn Month ago

      ​@-.M_C.-definitely isn't all female.

    • @-.M_C.-
      @-.M_C.- Month ago

      @MiyamotoMusashiY-m7vyour mum is doing the work

  • @IBeTheEB
    @IBeTheEB 28 days ago

    The color purple overly used is the prediction of studio closure.

  • @gnarkillguch
    @gnarkillguch Month ago +19

    It's a shame that the game will probably sell pretty well. Judging by reactions I've seen, all it takes is a couple clips of the character kicking a chicken and it's all "fAbLeS bAcK yOu GuYs!"

    • @Pilledone
      @Pilledone Month ago

      Yeah the comments on the official posts are all, “we hope it’s good can’t wait oh the nostalgia” it’s all gay

    • @oplawlz
      @oplawlz Month ago +9

      I expect mostly game pass interactions.

    • @Samuel76932
      @Samuel76932 Month ago +2

      Like gen z even knows what fable was to "be back"

    • @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375
      @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 Month ago +2

      Fable is a dead franchise nowadays, maybe guys over 30 will remember it

    • @oplawlz
      @oplawlz Month ago

      @nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375 It's amusing that young people think that gaming should pander to them - yall neither have the money or the proclivity to sustain the gaming market.

  • @MnemonicHack
    @MnemonicHack Month ago +192

    It all comes down to " This game is popular and successful. If I make it my own way, then my way will be popular and successful too."
    And then when it fails, they entirely skip the introspection phase and jump to "no, it's them who are wrong". The possibility that they could have been in error simply doesn't exist to them.

    • @jordonlongley6576
      @jordonlongley6576 Month ago +18

      They feel they have no choice but to blame the consumer, because the alternative is to admit fault, which would make them lose even their dumbest customers.

    • @Rr-rb9uv
      @Rr-rb9uv Month ago +5

      @jordonlongley6576honestly the slop consumers are gonna buy it regardless, the company’s not worried about them. Theyre worried about the imaginary audience that isn’t even there, the people who cry on twitter but don’t actually even buy the game

    • @johntheknight3062
      @johntheknight3062 Month ago +1

      These are the obnoxious kids nobody liked at school who reminded teachers about home work btw. Now they are feminists or queer.

    • @JackJr010
      @JackJr010 Month ago +2

      This is the best string of comments Ive read lately. Im so glad people are saying the truth.

    • @deepsleepdiver
      @deepsleepdiver Month ago

      You know who else did that in WW2…?