Every Rainbow 6 main described in 1 sentence pt. 1

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2017
  • Welcome to a video where we describe every Rainbow Six Siege main in 1 sentence.
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    Operator videos taken from Rob Cram
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @pep3001
    @pep3001 6 лет назад +11234

    "my team expects me to block 14 drone entrances in 4 seconds"
    painfully true

    • @FunkyFlunky2332
      @FunkyFlunky2332 6 лет назад +137

      Don't we only get 4 jammers as mute?

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 6 лет назад +46

      Bruh, if you're a mute main (likw myself) and you can't, what are you doing?

    • @Mangajedi
      @Mangajedi 6 лет назад +64

      I know right!!! I even got voted to get kicked and blocked all drones but one

    • @pep3001
      @pep3001 6 лет назад +4

      well youre only part of the problem

    • @Sardonic_
      @Sardonic_ 6 лет назад +52

      I was team killed for it

  • @quicksilvergaming7768
    @quicksilvergaming7768 4 года назад +3637

    Fuze's should've been
    "I got 6 kills last round, I don't know why my team is so mad?"

    • @SS_BAJA
      @SS_BAJA 4 года назад +77

      QuickSilver Gaming77 6 is totally fine... but 7.... no no no...

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 4 года назад +37

      Beta 11. Slaughtered everyone

    • @jonlandon4374
      @jonlandon4374 4 года назад +4

      I got 6 kills last round and it’s my entire family

    • @notno.11
      @notno.11 4 года назад +4

      I got 3 but it bug kick me out of that game and ban me for 30 mins

    • @Probablyademon
      @Probablyademon 4 года назад +5

      All of his team, the hostage and himself somehow.

  • @amenoma9648
    @amenoma9648 5 лет назад +6222

    Fuze: enters the objective
    Hostage: why do I hear boss music

    • @YEAHKINDA
      @YEAHKINDA 5 лет назад +108

      Fuze: **Gets banned in ranked**
      Fuze mains: **Scream in war criminal**

    • @mortalwound2945
      @mortalwound2945 5 лет назад +22

      Yea but with hostage he "LITERALLY ENTERS THE OBJECTIVE".

    • @slh8505
      @slh8505 4 года назад +1

      BLYAT
      FUZE WINS

    • @potatoinahole7174
      @potatoinahole7174 4 года назад +7

      "thunk thunk thunk"
      Hostage:a tear rolls down his cheek

    • @-_--_-307
      @-_--_-307 4 года назад

      it should be fuze above the objective

  • @theburningphoenix8211
    @theburningphoenix8211 4 года назад +1893

    Ash: "YOU KILLED THE HOSTAGE!"
    Fuze: "All I'm hearing is acceptable causalities."

    • @jishuamilford2994
      @jishuamilford2994 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 4 года назад +25

      TheBurningPhoenix
      Ash: “Hearts and Minds!”
      Fuze: :) “yeah they’ll have hearts and minds, they will just be splattered against the-“
      Ash “No!”

    • @redsnowonline5803
      @redsnowonline5803 4 года назад +11

      We don't negotiate with terrorists and we certainly do not negotiate with their hostages

    • @radiotito1605
      @radiotito1605 4 года назад +6

      Ahh, a sovietwomble reference. Nice

    • @latergator1668
      @latergator1668 3 года назад +2

      It's not a civallian casualty is a difficulty tweak

  • @jacobberg5160
    @jacobberg5160 6 лет назад +5861

    He protect
    He attack
    But most importantly
    He get chosen when we want a snack
    -Recruit

    • @lilforlngerledning3607
      @lilforlngerledning3607 6 лет назад +222

      He protec
      He attac
      But most importantly
      He wants his ACOG bacc
      -Jäger

    • @affe1343
      @affe1343 6 лет назад +47

      it is funny because u can be him on defense and attack

    • @visiblydisturbed1688
      @visiblydisturbed1688 6 лет назад +4

      I was the 420th like

    • @shinyahiiragi5299
      @shinyahiiragi5299 6 лет назад +5

      Angu the duck he wants his ACOG *bacc*

    • @parsakondori
      @parsakondori 6 лет назад +41

      He protect
      He attack
      But most importantly he want’s his extra barbed wire back
      -Bandit

  • @ishanpatel7042
    @ishanpatel7042 6 лет назад +1465

    "I am a thermite main with a season pass". Gold

  • @tylerhoyt136
    @tylerhoyt136 4 года назад +3067

    The lesion one is great because I’ve actually had a ranked game where I only got 1 kill, but 19 assists...

    • @kylegragas6248
      @kylegragas6248 4 года назад +72

      Thats cuz you got the noobium material in your crainium...

    • @adeus9207
      @adeus9207 4 года назад +58

      @@kylegragas6248 ok noob

    • @kylegragas6248
      @kylegragas6248 4 года назад +17

      @@adeus9207 :(

    • @shuadbd
      @shuadbd 4 года назад +7

      noobium

    • @wetback1
      @wetback1 4 года назад +9

      Lesion requires least skill and still sucks

  • @pickle7904
    @pickle7904 4 года назад +429

    "The most effective strategy is to put traps in the stupidest places imaginable"
    And it works in literally every ranked game for me

    • @ML-sc3pt
      @ML-sc3pt 3 года назад +6

      Objective is in basement. Second floor here we come. 3 kills in 1 round

    • @bababooey7045
      @bababooey7045 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/VnHBHeepHm4/видео.html

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 года назад +4

      It works on AI, new players, old players, players who played all Rainbow Six games, and of course, yoursef or a teammate, if you're standing to close.

    • @josefseppallerberger6295
      @josefseppallerberger6295 Год назад

      Same I’m Kapkan main

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 Год назад

      Oh absolutely it’s glorious

  • @YesIAmDavid
    @YesIAmDavid 6 лет назад +2503

    Lion: No matter when i scan, i never find anyone 99% of the time
    Finka: I start using the boost only when I'm the last one alive

    • @ninetoedlizard6650
      @ninetoedlizard6650 6 лет назад +35

      EXENOX or playing as finka u use it as soon as the round starts

    • @nope-xe2lx
      @nope-xe2lx 6 лет назад +26

      Junior Disbennett that's to counter spawnpeekers most of the time

    • @ninetoedlizard6650
      @ninetoedlizard6650 6 лет назад +1

      This name is so unoriginal but who cares true

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 лет назад +45

      Maestro: I can shoot lasers, but my team complains about not picking Valkyrie
      Alibi: People think i'm a hologram, when in fact i'm just helping my mom on the kitchen

    • @YesIAmDavid
      @YesIAmDavid 6 лет назад +26

      Memeframe
      Maestro: the moment I decide to use my turret as a turret, it immediately gets destroyed, 99% of the time. All the time.
      Alibi: it doesn't matter how bizarre my prisma is placed, it always gets someone pinged

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective 5 лет назад +2314

    0:47
    "I got five kills last round, unfortunately one of them was the hostage"
    *Let me fix sentance error, comrade. I think you meant thankfully*

    • @cynthiahamilton8727
      @cynthiahamilton8727 5 лет назад +9

      Goddammit why is your so fitting

    • @Mr_Kian_Kane
      @Mr_Kian_Kane 4 года назад +7

      Sentance?

    • @Mr_Kian_Kane
      @Mr_Kian_Kane 4 года назад +17

      Let me fix your sentance comrade it's sentence

    • @cob2265
      @cob2265 4 года назад +29

      For me, its:
      I got 5 kills last round, unfortunately, one was the hostage and the rest was my team.
      I got a 30 min ban.

    • @Mr_Kian_Kane
      @Mr_Kian_Kane 4 года назад +1

      @@RX-5-Padoru our?

  • @cameron_yrn
    @cameron_yrn 4 года назад +467

    *Also Castle* : "No. You may not roam."

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 4 года назад +7

      123 ABC
      Most Castle mains don’t seem to understand the best placement is on windows in objective and doorways near likely entry points to make dead ends.

    • @charleswong9509
      @charleswong9509 4 года назад +3

      bruh everytime i play cavera i have a castle on my team blocking everywhere

    • @charleswong9509
      @charleswong9509 4 года назад +1

      caveira*

    • @doggoww
      @doggoww 4 года назад +1

      True ,i fucking hate when randoms who don't know what a roamer is block every single fucking entrance. Like I was cav and this dumabss blocked every single FUCKIN entrance and window that he could (you might ask "why the fuck do you need windows??" sometimes I flank enemies that are outside and interrogate them) and thats fuckin annoyin

    • @a5hamad
      @a5hamad 4 года назад +3

      @@doggoww I understand doorways but castles have every right to barricade windows idgaf If you're trying to spawnpeek ace

  • @TheLegend-ip8oq
    @TheLegend-ip8oq 4 года назад +1448

    When there’s a frost in the game
    Lesion: hippoty hoppoty your kills are now my property

    • @wesleyprice2523
      @wesleyprice2523 4 года назад +10

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD

    • @connortauzier2848
      @connortauzier2848 4 года назад +2

      Jesus Christ Wesley wtfridge

    • @wesleyprice2523
      @wesleyprice2523 4 года назад +1

      @@connortauzier2848 what it was hilarious. There might have albeen a little sarcasm but still its funny.

    • @DeliciousOrphanToes69
      @DeliciousOrphanToes69 4 года назад +5

      It was funny at first, but this type of comment is used all the time, I swear, every time I watch a video and decide to look deep in the comments, there's always one of these

    • @sarahconnor9978
      @sarahconnor9978 4 года назад +1

      As a Lesion main can confirm

  • @Dazeencraft
    @Dazeencraft 6 лет назад +2251

    Recruit: the game doesn't fucking play a sound when I find a match.

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 6 лет назад +12

      Dazeencraft So pay attention?🤔 in almost 500 hours I’ve never gone recruit on accident.

    • @Dazeencraft
      @Dazeencraft 6 лет назад +55

      J Cole I was too busy searching for those dank memes

    • @Disconcerned
      @Disconcerned 6 лет назад +10

      J Cole If you are alt tabbed doing something else, you won't hear it

    • @captain_oso_5452
      @captain_oso_5452 6 лет назад +4

      If you switch your game to windows borderless, when you alt tab you will still be able to hear the game

    • @carryeveryday910
      @carryeveryday910 6 лет назад

      Disconcerned Don’t alt tab while looking for a match. Gotta be pretty stupid to do that. Or use your phone or a tablet or something so you can pay the fuck attention.

  • @francislee5544
    @francislee5544 6 лет назад +2350

    Lion: 99% of the time I cant track anyone with my drone, but when I do, it's the enemy tea bagging
    Finka: I never have my nano boost when I need it most
    Alibi: I could get the locations of the entire enemy team, but my team will ignore them
    Maestro: half of my time is spent using my cameras. The other half is realizing I'm in a 1v5

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 6 лет назад +84

      Francis Lee Maestro is on point

    • @shaunkennedy174
      @shaunkennedy174 6 лет назад +61

      Maestro: And then acing because my LMG is fucking broken

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 6 лет назад +1

      night wulf mhm

    • @ozytastic
      @ozytastic 5 лет назад +1

      Lol very true.

    • @shane5236
      @shane5236 5 лет назад +3

      Alibi is so true

  • @thegachalegends5271
    @thegachalegends5271 4 года назад +195

    0:27 I still won't ever forget the moment when 6 people started attacking me in the corner...
    *one of them was my enemy*

    • @LocalSpeckOfDust
      @LocalSpeckOfDust 4 года назад

      How does that work???

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 3 года назад

      Hid tram bullied him

    • @echobear1585
      @echobear1585 3 года назад +3

      @@anoon- but he would only have 4 teammates and 1 enemy. Who’s the 6th guy?

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 3 года назад

      @@echobear1585 himself

    • @echobear1585
      @echobear1585 3 года назад +1

      @@anoon- how would he attack himself!?

  • @jesterc8437
    @jesterc8437 4 года назад +978

    Mozzie: my teammates shoot my drones
    Gridlock: I forget about my gadget
    Warden: Irreverent
    Nokk: I don’t know how to use my gadget but play her anyways

    • @toethlef8994
      @toethlef8994 4 года назад +12

      Oooo “Irreverent”

    • @MFESPFTWKF
      @MFESPFTWKF 4 года назад +10

      Who the fuck is Gordon ?
      Gordon Ramsay 😂😂

    • @Nikotov3
      @Nikotov3 4 года назад +6

      Dude nokk is insane. I love sneaking up on valks becuase they think they're safe.

    • @jesterc8437
      @jesterc8437 4 года назад

      1000 Subscribers with one video challenge my b lol

    • @chadfurlong2919
      @chadfurlong2919 4 года назад +1

      Warden needs God.

  • @spo0ked_y3t56
    @spo0ked_y3t56 6 лет назад +945

    “I was busy making a sandwich”
    So true😂

    • @juliangomez3620
      @juliangomez3620 6 лет назад +4

      OverKill dude I made a baloney sandwich earlier and I was recruit dude I'm fucking laughing my ads off😂😂😂

    • @lexi8557
      @lexi8557 6 лет назад

      666th like ohmygod

    • @lexi8557
      @lexi8557 6 лет назад

      The devil's sandwich

    • @Zilk18
      @Zilk18 6 лет назад

      OverKill this just happened to me 😂😂 it's okay I got team killed for being recruit, so I made another

  • @Phils_Story
    @Phils_Story 6 лет назад +516

    The recruit one is so fucking true.

    • @ojamalimeasome
      @ojamalimeasome 6 лет назад +2

      Luis Ortega an entire team of attacking recruits is the second most traumatizing team to fight the 1st being the all female team

    • @MatthewBaxter88
      @MatthewBaxter88 6 лет назад

      Last time I got attacked by an all recruit team I got 3 fucking aces in a game

    • @ojamalimeasome
      @ojamalimeasome 6 лет назад +3

      No Name they must have not been recruiting correctly

    • @Phils_Story
      @Phils_Story 6 лет назад +4

      IAMTRUEGHOST Last part is so true because i actually was making a sandwich Lol.

    • @ojamalimeasome
      @ojamalimeasome 6 лет назад

      Luis Ortega still im scared of recruit rushes

  • @billyrusso9170
    @billyrusso9170 5 лет назад +456

    Warden: im ned flanders from the simpsons
    Nokk: caveira and vigil are my parents

  • @daddyskechers1092
    @daddyskechers1092 5 лет назад +232

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly...
    He WaNt hIs aCoG bAcK

  • @jeremyrm7
    @jeremyrm7 6 лет назад +586

    As rook I can place my armour down right off spawn and my teammates will be so genuinely shocked that they will either spam pings at my feet asking for it or forget it entirely

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 лет назад +67

      i ping the dinner plates as soon as i take one. i think it helps to highlight the dinner plates because no one on your fucking team takes them.

    • @hanzofactory
      @hanzofactory 6 лет назад +63

      I just fucking hate it when I place my armor down instantly, say in both voice and text chat "Guys get the armor" and there will always be that one motherfucker that will just forget to take it >:(

    • @takeastepback3333
      @takeastepback3333 6 лет назад +21

      And it's always the guy that leaves obj right when the action phase starts that forgets it. I ping it multiple times throughout the prep phase if it's not all gone. Fuck that guy.

    • @Kamelonel
      @Kamelonel 6 лет назад +5

      +Kyūkyoku no Zabieru You Rooks just want free points for someone taking the armor. ;)

    • @mynamedoesnotmattermaybeit4961
      @mynamedoesnotmattermaybeit4961 6 лет назад +24

      Kamelonel or maybe they wanna help the fucking team.

  • @arjun._.bbC6
    @arjun._.bbC6 5 лет назад +4806

    Maverick: I spend 4 of my canisters drawing penises on reinforced walls, only to get shot through the hole.
    Clash: I am the police officer that got past Ubisoft's toxicity filter.
    Kaid: I am the bandit main with a season pass

    • @NinjaAO42
      @NinjaAO42 5 лет назад +72

      Kaid: Im the bandit tricker with a season pass. And on drugs

    • @MrRulet550
      @MrRulet550 5 лет назад +95

      nomad: instead of being mad, i get other ppl mad and type in chat "nomad"

    • @lithiumnoctua
      @lithiumnoctua 5 лет назад +85

      Nomad: I spend more time knocking people over than actually killing them

    • @exodust3114
      @exodust3114 5 лет назад +13

      Excuse me but where is nomad?
      Here you go...
      Nomad: I live in a desert so I made my laser look like piss

    • @Ethmatic
      @Ethmatic 5 лет назад +8

      I was busy making a sandwich had me dead 😂

  • @CriminalGamingHimself
    @CriminalGamingHimself 5 лет назад +599

    Actual Sledge: My passion for breaking shit is only matched by the amount of fun I've had for the past 6 minutes
    Actual Recruit: I am the only attacker with an M870 shotgun and I can rush just as hard as Ash, but I cannot prove it as my teammates kick or teamkill me before I even get the chance to.
    Nomad: I mourn the loss of my Claymores thrice a day.
    Kiad: I used to be a Bandit main, but then I heard I could have a literal sniper rifle.
    Bandit: Twitch should be deleted and Batteries should be invisible.
    Maestro: I constantly flex on my teammates with having one of the best LMGs in the game, not that it has much to compete with anyway.
    Alibi: Whenever I pretend I'm a decoy I get capped on sight, but whenever I play normally Twitch destroys every single one.

    • @Vastodlock
      @Vastodlock 4 года назад +13

      Anyone else read this in the text to speak voice

    • @massofimpact5862
      @massofimpact5862 4 года назад +2

      @@Vastodlock yes

    • @tomerator
      @tomerator 4 года назад +5

      Criminal Gaming I’ve never seen an alibi pretend to be a decoy

    • @jasonizuki3671
      @jasonizuki3671 4 года назад +13

      @@tomerator that just shows how good they are
      ( a joke)

    • @pottassiumpotato5116
      @pottassiumpotato5116 4 года назад +4

      Anybody reading this when they fucking ruined recruit?

  • @jsparks7495
    @jsparks7495 4 года назад +72

    Lesion: For those times when you want to look like you're doing something without actually really having done anything

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +3

      J Sparks more like, for when you want to contribute, but you don’t actually want to pay attention

    • @bster3168
      @bster3168 4 года назад

      @@canadiangopnik7007 more like smg b r o k e

  • @Orbit621
    @Orbit621 6 лет назад +807

    "I was busy making a sandwich" true

    • @Red-wg3ie
      @Red-wg3ie 6 лет назад +6

      GitNuSk0p3d so true

    • @ahmedishraqbinkamal8166
      @ahmedishraqbinkamal8166 6 лет назад +11

      It's not my fault for getting hungry

    • @awesomekid8577
      @awesomekid8577 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @machu4249
      @machu4249 6 лет назад +5

      For me it was 25 cent ramen noodles :/ but sometimes pb and j too

    • @RacinZilla003
      @RacinZilla003 6 лет назад +1

      That happened to my friend yesterday...
      He was making coffee

  • @toxickoolaid7473
    @toxickoolaid7473 6 лет назад +1170

    “I was busy making a sandwich”
    Totally relatable!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonimyyrylainen4516
      @jonimyyrylainen4516 6 лет назад +1

      ToxicKoolAid that happened to me just 2h ago 😂

    • @wr1337
      @wr1337 6 лет назад +4

      ToxicKoolAid I was taking a piss 😂😂

    • @maxchung99
      @maxchung99 6 лет назад +2

      yeah im a mute main too at one point I stopped caring about drone.I use it to block breach charge and cluster charge and it works better than using it only for blocking drones

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 6 лет назад

      Nah, just git gud. When I play Mute, no one finds the obj, even if they know it. But I jam to make sure the enemy can't pick out my teammates and that it's hard to get droned out.
      Also, I place a drone on myself and camp hard, I never get droned out that way then pop up with a shotgun to the face. lol.

    • @felixc7997
      @felixc7997 6 лет назад

      Fuck off with those cry/laugh emojis

  • @ekkesten4200
    @ekkesten4200 5 лет назад +81

    Capitão is more like: I got a kill with my crossbow once, it was the hostage.

  • @1vy466
    @1vy466 4 года назад +54

    I only play ranked so watching this gave me mad nostalgia to my old casual days when if you played mute and they found obj you were bad at playing him.

  • @AlphaFatti
    @AlphaFatti 6 лет назад +731

    My friend tells me he's Athiest but that's bullshit because he plays Tachanka the next round

    • @leaf5216
      @leaf5216 6 лет назад +18

      I'm trying to understand if there is a joke to this or if you are serious cause I do too.

    • @arzhiediazaj
      @arzhiediazaj 6 лет назад +13

      Kaan köse well technically, he’s Lord Tachanka

    • @demetrioshill8484
      @demetrioshill8484 6 лет назад +6

      Also if you play tachanka you better pray to God you win

    • @benjamincsuvar5778
      @benjamincsuvar5778 6 лет назад +2

      What is 'friends'? -says the Ash main
      Im not ash main pls dont rape me

    • @gornrox7518
      @gornrox7518 6 лет назад +1

      EpicClipzzz you mean pray to yourself lord tachanka

  • @islandnerd0047
    @islandnerd0047 6 лет назад +701

    Last one is fuking accurate as hell

    • @3.2187_Kilometres
      @3.2187_Kilometres 4 года назад +2

      Excuse me sir but this comment with over 500 likes doesn't have any reply so I'm here to fix that.

  • @Gatekeeper2013
    @Gatekeeper2013 5 лет назад +108

    The recruit one is so true. Whenever you used to get recruit if you didn’t pick an op my friend would come back and we’d get mad at him for not picking an op and he would say “At least I have a life.”

  • @NotaRugDealer7670
    @NotaRugDealer7670 4 года назад +467

    Tachanka: “gives ela my turret ammo”
    Ela: i am honored lord tachanka to slay the many thots with you ammo

  • @nicholastemple2075
    @nicholastemple2075 6 лет назад +453

    I’ve never seen a more relatable video in my entire life.

  • @ProjectMercy1
    @ProjectMercy1 6 лет назад +387

    "I was busy making a sandwich" 😂 cmooon sometimes its cereal or the bathroom called me

    • @benjamincsuvar5778
      @benjamincsuvar5778 6 лет назад +8

      Bathroom: hey come over
      Me: i cant im playing siege
      Bathroom: but my parents arent home
      Me: *get instant diarrhea

    • @masafulgur4967
      @masafulgur4967 6 лет назад

      i laughed so hard

    • @rachael3533
      @rachael3533 6 лет назад

      Beni Csuvár I don't over voice chat after I've died. No one can hear the steps over some porn and spanking it moans

  • @NatteNek
    @NatteNek 4 года назад +18

    Valkyrie: 90% of the time, is spent yelling at my team, for spoting the unaware IQ.

  • @mattieice4785
    @mattieice4785 5 лет назад +75

    0:10 that’s literally me with Thermite

  • @alkis5514
    @alkis5514 6 лет назад +1158

    "Recruit"I am busy making a sandwich
    Ahahahah I'm dying

  • @assassinzer0x420
    @assassinzer0x420 6 лет назад +282

    Twitch: I have the most advance drone in the military but it still can't jump

    • @smugcheese5021
      @smugcheese5021 6 лет назад

      Howard Compton XD

    • @NextGenAnthill26
      @NextGenAnthill26 6 лет назад +1

      It used to be able 2

    • @timothy5092
      @timothy5092 6 лет назад

      Most advance drone in the military but still gets beaten by a mute jammer

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 6 лет назад +4

      well yeah
      its a jammer

    • @epiphsny6431
      @epiphsny6431 6 лет назад

      XD lol😵

  • @mythsn1pes549
    @mythsn1pes549 5 лет назад +23

    Tachanka: ENEMY POSITION DETECTED
    The rest of the squad: USE YOUR DAMN LMG

  • @George.did9.11
    @George.did9.11 4 года назад +10

    “Unfortunately one of the kills was the hostage” bro I’m dead 😂💀

  • @purge8364
    @purge8364 6 лет назад +672

    Recruit: people always teamkill me at the start of the round

    • @whydoihavesubs6644
      @whydoihavesubs6644 6 лет назад +34

      Alter 71 My team votes to surrender when I am picked in ranked"

    • @coldcoffeegaming2798
      @coldcoffeegaming2798 6 лет назад +6

      Even if I have shown I’m not afk.

    • @typicalsniper
      @typicalsniper 6 лет назад

      Alter 71 hmmmm

    • @thatonepaleboi7087
      @thatonepaleboi7087 6 лет назад +1

      Or "I always team kill my teammates right at the beginning for no reason"

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 6 лет назад +11

      Nah... 2 out every 5 games I play I get teamkilled at the start of the round even if I'm not playing recruit

  • @unknownninja28
    @unknownninja28 6 лет назад +803

    "Dokkaebi should be banned and cameras should be invisible" 😂😂😂😂

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 6 лет назад +43

      unknownninja28 For so long I thought he said "the kobe"

    • @dubstephan-4948
      @dubstephan-4948 6 лет назад +3

      Lightning Strike same

    • @stubbycore6546
      @stubbycore6546 6 лет назад +2

      Dokk is fine, most any character is balanced by having only one ability. Cameras would be Op and make stealth in possible if they were unable to be seen t be shot.

    • @stubbycore6546
      @stubbycore6546 6 лет назад +5

      I just rewatched the vid and now I feel like a total ass

    • @unknownninja28
      @unknownninja28 6 лет назад

      StubbyCore 😂 u good bro

  • @dewok4701
    @dewok4701 4 года назад +12

    Then :It's been 7 months and am still greefing my lost acog
    Now: It's been 3 years and am still greefing my lost acog

  • @budderslap3210
    @budderslap3210 5 лет назад +30

    Fuzes should’ve been “I got 6 kills last round”

  • @VeduArcher
    @VeduArcher 5 лет назад +902

    Being a mute main, I can say that this in 100% true

    • @illusion8457
      @illusion8457 5 лет назад

      ikr

    • @ryanwells5348
      @ryanwells5348 5 лет назад +11

      I got tk'd one time for not putting down all of my jammers during the prep phase, even though I blocked all drone entrances

    • @tripaloski_6971
      @tripaloski_6971 5 лет назад +1

      Damn i thought you were like unicorns or leprechauns

    • @loganh710
      @loganh710 4 года назад

      @@ryanwells5348 that's probably why smh

    • @ryanwells5348
      @ryanwells5348 4 года назад

      @@loganh710 but I blocked all drone entrances :(

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад +625

    Am a glaz main, can confirm, I’d sacrifice one of my teammates to Lord Tachanka for an extra smoke grenade

    • @FluffTubeFT
      @FluffTubeFT 4 года назад +3

      How about now after the nerf ? Are they really still useful ?

    • @ethandonnelly1973
      @ethandonnelly1973 4 года назад +5

      @@FluffTubeFT Basically vital for the gadget to work, Otherwise you're just using a Sniper rifle.

    • @oh-kade
      @oh-kade 4 года назад

      @@FluffTubeFT yes they are

    • @reedman0780
      @reedman0780 4 года назад

      Just a new glaz main, I would also like to sacrifice to lord tachanka a teammate for an extra smoke nade

    • @devoidchain5846
      @devoidchain5846 4 года назад +1

      I dont use the smokes because I usually play glaz only on plane to shoot through the windows, on bank to be a window sniper from outside or consulate where I do basically the same thing as bank

  • @slh8505
    @slh8505 4 года назад +122

    Should have done
    Thatcher: "Fookin lasah soights"

  • @neostratus3219
    @neostratus3219 5 лет назад +24

    Zofia is literally just the invincible main character that'll never die xD

    • @sohamdikpati12345
      @sohamdikpati12345 3 года назад +1

      yeah not anymore 😬

    • @holycrusader680
      @holycrusader680 3 года назад +1

      Yeah there were so many people who want to ruin a fun game and well let's just say 80 percent of the siege community acts like 9 year old children

  • @jeremyrm7
    @jeremyrm7 6 лет назад +517

    I can say that hibanna is completely accurate

  • @hawtdawg8049
    @hawtdawg8049 6 лет назад +150

    Lion: I'll use my ability 2 seconds after the round starts for no reason.
    Finka: I'll boost you at the most useless time, but won't when our entire team is down.
    Edit:
    Alibi: I could be the first person dead, and people would still shoot my holograms.
    Maestro: You could have your gun dead aimed at my camera, and i'll still fucking open it.

    • @gbishop1774
      @gbishop1774 6 лет назад

      Same with Dokkaebi I'll be finishing the little touches to camp in the objective or I'll be roaming about and as soon as prep phase ends she's fucking calling

    • @AussieGG
      @AussieGG 6 лет назад

      Well sometimes Lions is useful at picking out people doing runouts. But after the need it's not worth doing it.

    • @felipecaetano6028
      @felipecaetano6028 6 лет назад

      Hawt Dawg same as soon as I was writing a comment about how funny it was

  • @K1ngSc0ut24
    @K1ngSc0ut24 5 лет назад +70

    The sentence for Hibana should've been:
    "My special ability is blasting weaponized fidget spinners to blow a giant hole in walls"

  • @aubanana1339
    @aubanana1339 4 года назад +24

    Fuze: Comrad, there was hostage?

    • @deyontemyers4109
      @deyontemyers4109 3 года назад

      Glaze who is on another building: YES U IDIOT WE LOST NOW

  • @kam7101999
    @kam7101999 6 лет назад +265

    "I was busy making a sandwich" got me, great work

  • @donttrustme9823
    @donttrustme9823 6 лет назад +218

    The mute is so fucking perfect 👌

    • @courtneyharris1006
      @courtneyharris1006 6 лет назад +21

      Absolutely. I had one chick say "how did they find obj we have a mute!?" As five drones flew in from every nook and cranny on the damn obj

    • @poppin3015
      @poppin3015 6 лет назад +5

      courtney harris For me the worst part is they know where it is 90% of the time regardless. They just don’t have a yellow ping on the objective.

    • @notbigboss9254
      @notbigboss9254 6 лет назад +3

      courtney harris or the classic "Do your job mute!" As they expect me to place all my jammers in every single doorway and vent.

    • @justhereforthememes5851
      @justhereforthememes5851 6 лет назад +14

      “Why didn’t put a jammer on that door?” I only have 4 of the damn things, Timmy. Now shut up before I brush your teeth with a nitro cell!

    • @vonckjordy
      @vonckjordy 6 лет назад

      Kody Helms
      LOL

  • @erdenebayar777
    @erdenebayar777 4 года назад +47

    “My gadget is less reliable than the ubisoft servers” im ded😂😂

  • @ryzacraft
    @ryzacraft 4 года назад +9

    Thatcher: ‘I pride myself on always being the first to be spawn killed’
    Thermite: ‘hold my goggles’

  • @aidylsharil
    @aidylsharil 6 лет назад +470

    Mute made my fucking night, that was both blatantly true and hilarious.

    • @sumlad5971
      @sumlad5971 6 лет назад +9

      and then they kill you for not being able to.

    • @austink4623
      @austink4623 6 лет назад

      Its honestly kind of easy to do in most maps

    • @aidylsharil
      @aidylsharil 6 лет назад +5

      Austin LastName He said "4 mute jammer in 4 seconds"
      So you're telling me you spend a sec on a jammer? His animation alone takes about 1.5 sec to set it down, you dumbfuck.

    • @aidylsharil
      @aidylsharil 6 лет назад

      Boss J Desano Doesn't change what i've said tho 😕

    • @austink4623
      @austink4623 6 лет назад

      1000 subs for commenting? :D It takes more then 4 seconds to get to most defense locations on most maps. I should know I was a mute main the first half a year the game was out and they rarely found the objective. The trick is to know your maps.

  • @skullmaster8978
    @skullmaster8978 6 лет назад +99

    Are we just not gonna mention the total accuracy of glaz's description? 😂😂

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 года назад +6

    0:52. Yep. I put one on an upstairs window nowhere near the basement objective and someone died to it

  • @Maya-gx2nh
    @Maya-gx2nh 4 года назад +8

    kali : i can blow your head off through thin air
    wamai : i am the reason why you were confused on how no one was blinded by that flashbang you threw.

  • @Abdullahx9000
    @Abdullahx9000 6 лет назад +4211

    ALL these are SO True and Accurate! Well done!
    EDIT: Just re-watched the video and was suprised to see that this comment got around 2500 likes! Thanks everyone! =]

    • @minimoYT
      @minimoYT 6 лет назад +27

      Especially the Thatcher one ( T n T)

    • @inigoo
      @inigoo 6 лет назад +21

      Abdullahx9000 the recruit and Kapkan one is the most accurate

    • @stevenbush8262
      @stevenbush8262 6 лет назад +1

      Mizuki Himeji sadly yeah

    • @roach8063
      @roach8063 6 лет назад

      Mizuki Himeji lol ikr, i was like how did he know i always get spawn killed?

    • @minimoYT
      @minimoYT 6 лет назад

      Even when my teammates sprint to the objective, I stay behind and know where the spawn killer is, but they always outgun me.

  • @cat-hj4ye
    @cat-hj4ye 6 лет назад +332

    *I WAS BUSY MAKING A SANDWICH*
    edit:shit 350 likes

  • @ShyGuy2020
    @ShyGuy2020 4 года назад +25

    Who here plays recruit and only recruit just to flex on those people that need attachments

    • @InfiniteSkyPie
      @InfiniteSkyPie 4 года назад

      Hey I'm from the future and I gotta say recruit is op as heck now!

  • @phantyy4529
    @phantyy4529 5 лет назад +16

    Recruit: *I was busy making a sandwich.*
    Me: *I was actually taking a piss and it didn't want to end...*

  • @sirswag01
    @sirswag01  6 лет назад +2787

    Re uploaded the right version this time. Cheers lads.

    • @blackblackstatic
      @blackblackstatic 6 лет назад

      What was wrong with the other video?

    • @druid4438
      @druid4438 6 лет назад +10

      It's a dark day when you find out your hero has imperfections.

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 6 лет назад

      Reasoning?

    • @adamghannoum351
      @adamghannoum351 6 лет назад

      xD0MiiNiKx | Road to 0,01k for IQ he put twitch in the last video

    • @user-ph8vy4kj4g
      @user-ph8vy4kj4g 6 лет назад +2

      Sir Swag I am Russian and I was once luky enough to come across this lazy town show (on Russian of course), after hearing this We are number one meme all over the internet you reminded me how it sounded the first time I heard it. Thank you, товарищ.

  • @Holmesy87
    @Holmesy87 6 лет назад +176

    Usually when I play recruit it's because I was checking my phone or peeing lol

  • @jameschatsshit
    @jameschatsshit 4 года назад +11

    Finka: You know when you say that you’ve got something but on steroids? Well, *i am the steroids.*

  • @zenagolis2778
    @zenagolis2778 3 года назад +3

    Me who mains fuze and barely ever uses the charges:
    ¨im bound by oath to thy non team kill¨

  • @KevinJeff.
    @KevinJeff. 6 лет назад +390

    Idk why... but thatcher's sentence is so true

    • @moisestrejo7591
      @moisestrejo7591 6 лет назад +9

      Kevin Jefferson heck yeah I’m a thatcher main and I’m usually always the one getting spawn killed lol

    • @heathen075
      @heathen075 6 лет назад +13

      I'm a thatcher main and I've never been spawn killed, but I suck and i end being a security monitor for the rest of the game

    • @moisestrejo7591
      @moisestrejo7591 6 лет назад +1

      Heathen 0 lol

    • @c0nn3rD
      @c0nn3rD 6 лет назад +1

      Play thatcher a lot but I just let my team walk in front of me when I spawn

    • @moisestrejo7591
      @moisestrejo7591 6 лет назад +3

      GewoonConnerke I still end up getting killed lol my whole team will be in front of me and I will still be killed😅

  • @Lord_Gatsby
    @Lord_Gatsby 6 лет назад +192

    *I WAS TO BUSY MAKING A SANDWICH INTENSIFIES*

  • @Achilles3666
    @Achilles3666 5 лет назад

    This may be the funniest R6 video I've ever seen. I have literally never heard of you before this second, but here, have this sub.

  • @kingdre5702
    @kingdre5702 5 лет назад +6

    Maverick: My torch is inaudible but I still get killed by lord tachanka.
    Clash: My shield can literally be knocked away yet ubisoft still nerfed me.

  • @RamboCreativity
    @RamboCreativity 6 лет назад +308

    0:28 As a Montagne main this is accurate

  • @pronxe3623
    @pronxe3623 6 лет назад +387

    I don't agree with the mira one... Im gold 3 and everytime i have a Mira in my team I hear : don't reinforce! - 2 seconds later mira is reloading her vector and it's a 4v5

    • @xanderlaskey2753
      @xanderlaskey2753 5 лет назад +24

      I felt this on a personal level

    • @blackjack5167
      @blackjack5167 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @bwxlly5022
      @bwxlly5022 5 лет назад +3

      Mira mains should kill themselves

    • @albertosalcedo4522
      @albertosalcedo4522 5 лет назад +1

      I feel the Mira one cuz my friend used to actually complain about my Mira spots until he grew about 15 brain cells

    • @dr.jingles7377
      @dr.jingles7377 5 лет назад +1

      Facts only shit I never reinforce in casual when there is a mira playing until both are down

  • @thomasgendron3875
    @thomasgendron3875 4 года назад +15

    “I was busy making a sandwich”

  • @ivy1781
    @ivy1781 4 года назад +25

    “I got 5 kills last round, unfortunately one of them was a hostage” 😂

  • @phantom0phoenix994
    @phantom0phoenix994 6 лет назад +1304

    Let us rise for the soviet anthem sung by Tachanka.
    *ahem*
    Союз нерушимый республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
    Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
    И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
    Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
    На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
    Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
    Счастья народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
    Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
    Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
    Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
    Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Славы народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

  • @StudioYT6ix
    @StudioYT6ix 6 лет назад +687

    THE MUTE IS SPOT ON 💀💀💀

    • @Idkmanlemmeedit
      @Idkmanlemmeedit 6 лет назад +11

      StudioYT for real especially in places like Rio and shit

    • @hammahdolo4502
      @hammahdolo4502 6 лет назад +5

      Mute is exactly me every fucking time I play

    • @Sketchy_2
      @Sketchy_2 6 лет назад +5

      I swear most people who pick mute think his only role is to block drones

    • @zero3940
      @zero3940 6 лет назад +1

      SketchyAkechi yeah people don't even use his gadget correctly he can literally block hibana and thermitr charges and cover double the amount of reinforced walls then bandit could and if a twitch drone comes it near the jammer it's done for which makes his gadget really powerful

    • @twoface9959
      @twoface9959 6 лет назад

      SketchyAkechi Not really. I place down the jammers in the drone entries in the preparation phase, then quickly relocate them to better spots, on reinforced walls, or near Jager’s devices.

  • @jacobcatalfamo1963
    @jacobcatalfamo1963 4 года назад +1

    This was the best thing I've ever watched someone appropriate this as much as I do pleass

  • @guymaniii6467
    @guymaniii6467 3 года назад +2

    Rook's "I have one job and I forget to do it" is so true, I'm always pissed when others forget but I'd forget too sometimes

  • @kev4897
    @kev4897 6 лет назад +168

    This is the least confusing errection i have ever had.

    • @hanababyyyy
      @hanababyyyy 6 лет назад +1

      Some Young Guy Wait what

  • @stalkatonxx7480
    @stalkatonxx7480 6 лет назад +778

    I see you fixed the IQ thing.

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 6 лет назад +6

      thicc*

    • @alexadams7393
      @alexadams7393 6 лет назад +1

      Enaz Tdimhcs ?????

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 6 лет назад +5

      he said thing, so i corrected it to thicc

    • @bigoulay46
      @bigoulay46 6 лет назад +3

      Enaz Tdimhcs Now it's my time to correct you...EXTRA THICC

    • @swiperthesniper6703
      @swiperthesniper6703 6 лет назад +1

      BiggySenech not even, have you seen Valk?? Go to her operator screen and turn her around, she is the new EXTRA THICC

  • @Mythrax_
    @Mythrax_ 3 года назад +1

    It’s been 2 years and we still grieve over the loss of Jägers acog

  • @translatedmemes5008
    @translatedmemes5008 5 лет назад +6

    Mozzie: I can control enemy drones, and still expect my stupid teammate to shoot it.
    Gridlock: Am I even necessary?

    • @holycrusader680
      @holycrusader680 3 года назад

      I know this is a year old but gridlock is actually really good people just have no clue how to not insta lock ash

  • @kirstenespaldon8120
    @kirstenespaldon8120 6 лет назад +211

    rook should've been "i get sad when i put down my trauma plates and someone doesn't get one"

    • @beb5968
      @beb5968 6 лет назад

      min min *if

    • @danadrian2752
      @danadrian2752 6 лет назад +16

      min min he only wanted to sell some t shirts :’(

  • @EXXQUISIITE
    @EXXQUISIITE 6 лет назад +256

    Ash: I have no hit box that's why nobody can headshot me.
    Bandit: I miss my acog.
    Jäger: I miss my acog too Bandito Dorito.

    • @thehashslingingslasher5336
      @thehashslingingslasher5336 6 лет назад +2

      akaEmzi Bandito Burrito*

    • @Dexcessive
      @Dexcessive 6 лет назад +1

      *Losing*
      Me: "Hey imma play Ash, you can't go wrong with her"
      Team: "Ok"
      *Round Starts*
      *Gets headshot spawn peeked by Jäger*

    • @orivyxproductions6619
      @orivyxproductions6619 6 лет назад

      Bandit and jager are my mains on defense and they both got the fucking ACOG taken. I was pissed

  • @yommamah2244
    @yommamah2244 5 лет назад

    This video had me absolutely dieing man thank you for making this😂💯

  • @RogueLuna1642
    @RogueLuna1642 5 лет назад +6

    Kapkan: *"It really do be like that sometimes."*

  • @AethanCrowley
    @AethanCrowley 6 лет назад +226

    Glad you played the real soviet national anthem in the end there

  • @elchungo5026
    @elchungo5026 6 лет назад +1471

    Let's be honest, half of us came here for 1 person.

    • @_aaron
      @_aaron 6 лет назад +12

      Chandler Short who?

    • @Hackerman-bd9hq
      @Hackerman-bd9hq 6 лет назад +348

      Aaron Tempone their main... duh

    • @sheapeden6616
      @sheapeden6616 6 лет назад +60

      Aaron Tempone Are you okay?

    • @_aaron
      @_aaron 6 лет назад +4

      Shea Peden yes i am.. hahahaha

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson 6 лет назад +26

      Chandler Short *snickers* Ahm recruit

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 5 лет назад +7

    Buck: my team doesn’t trust me to use Sledge
    Dang

  • @petrolpatrol1986
    @petrolpatrol1986 5 лет назад +3

    Maverick: The enemy team uses my peep holes more than any one of my teammates
    Clash: I deal 5 DPS but somehow always die to someone at 5 HP
    Nomad: Positioning is for scrubs
    Kaid: I have infinite flexibility with my gadgets but my team still wants a Bandit
    Gridlock: That's not where I wanted that to go
    Mozzie: I'm sure glad my drones are outlined so my teammates can destroy them more easily

  • @krzysztofkluzek355
    @krzysztofkluzek355 6 лет назад +29

    Twitch-i dont usually use my drone but when i do a fucking ash destroys the door.
    Doc- i either miss all my stim shots,or i fucking overdose them not giving a fuck about the team.
    Recruit- I was taking a piss

    • @fryPS
      @fryPS 6 лет назад +1

      My face when i see a good pussi Ya for recruit I was taking a piss makes more sense

  • @reminicents180
    @reminicents180 6 лет назад +430

    This is more accurate than my aim in this game lol

    • @stevencolor3389
      @stevencolor3389 6 лет назад +7

      no need to aim when you play lord tachanka, just mount the gun and spray and idiot that enters your sightlines

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 6 лет назад +1

      So that's a brag?

    • @gbishop1774
      @gbishop1774 6 лет назад +2

      I like to consider myself pretty accurate in that game, but for some reason half the time I get a headshot nothing fucking happens, and my friends have seen it while separating me does this happens to anyone else? I'm not lagging either

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 6 лет назад

      GBishop17
      The game is broken, shots don't always hit where they're supposed to. It'll be fixed in the next major update

    • @fatraptor2357
      @fatraptor2357 6 лет назад

      Delete he tried his best dude

  • @georgewashinalot5042
    @georgewashinalot5042 4 года назад +5

    Me when I see this : * is a sledge main*
    Also me when I see the sledge one : "that is very agreeable"

  • @andrewjackson7438
    @andrewjackson7438 4 года назад +3

    0:47 fuze: we don’t negotiate with terorists and we especially don’t negotiate with there hostages

  • @mobilemeerkat5006
    @mobilemeerkat5006 6 лет назад +316

    1:38 so true

  • @porkchoppersgift5046
    @porkchoppersgift5046 5 лет назад +125

    I'm a lesion main and all I can say is that I end up having like 10 assists by the end of each match but 3 kills and everyone asks wtf I was doing all match.

    • @cleanlyjarl122
      @cleanlyjarl122 5 лет назад

      I couodnt agree more with this sometimes i dont even wanna play him cause then they bitch i dont get any kills 😂😂

    • @SushiReversed
      @SushiReversed 4 года назад

      my favorite part is when i put 8 gu mines on the defuser

    • @slendermanplayz1174
      @slendermanplayz1174 4 года назад

      XD, I actually get kills with him, I get 8 kills and a avg of 5 assists

    • @nakpak8149
      @nakpak8149 4 года назад +1

      Just cause you play Lesion, don't mean you can't get kills lmao. Just get good nd you'll get kills with Lesion as well as a shit-ton of assists

  • @onqva8115
    @onqva8115 5 лет назад +18

    I'm a doc and IQ main and this is true 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 4 года назад

      IQ: Be careful, you got 50 health and there’s an entry denial device on that window
      Everyone: MOVE FORWARD

  • @applejuice7733
    @applejuice7733 4 года назад +2

    Thatchers sentence was on point