TOAST'S SECRET DREAM - OFFLINETV PODCAST #40

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024

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  • @OfflineTVPodcast
    @OfflineTVPodcast  10 месяцев назад +35

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    • @KevinTejakusuma208
      @KevinTejakusuma208 10 месяцев назад +1

      Support LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈

    • @cheemengyang3433
      @cheemengyang3433 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@KevinTejakusuma208😅oooio

    • @nam_ki_bosti
      @nam_ki_bosti 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@KevinTejakusuma208why are you gay ?

  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap 10 месяцев назад +570

    toast is so real for the preparing conversations thing.. i literally rehearse how to ask for the haircut i want

    • @shadyplayer2821
      @shadyplayer2821 10 месяцев назад +16

      yea the norm for neurodivergent i got to prep all the paths for my convo

    • @Aimdoo
      @Aimdoo 8 месяцев назад +7

      I thought it was just a social anxiety thing...coz I usually do this all the time

    • @REREMO
      @REREMO 5 месяцев назад

      What haircut do you want

    • @kofabillion
      @kofabillion 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Aimdoo i think its just better to be prepared and know what you want to say

  • @PohToWin
    @PohToWin 10 месяцев назад +494

    Lily’s catch phrase “are you serious”

  • @bluishviolett
    @bluishviolett 10 месяцев назад +614

    Jodi handles toast's unhinged mind very well. 😂

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles 10 месяцев назад +10

      I disagree, I find her age rules to be evasive. Like she would date someone 25+, but only hook up with someone 23?
      I think she's just operating under the highly anecdotal belief that everyone over 25 have a more developed brain. I'm not saying that's NOT TRUE, but 25 isn't like the hard stop. brain development can happen before or after that age. So I think Toast's philosophy is quite valid. Get to know the person and see if you actually relate. I think Jodi's saying the chances are low, but I don't think they're 0.

    • @127twilson
      @127twilson 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@JerridFoiles Keep telling yourself it is going to grow lol

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@@JerridFoiles i mean, jodi is around 25 no? so her only wanting to date people her age or older isn't that weird. there's different expectations for a long term relationship versus a fuck buddy

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@litapd311 this is true, but to call long term dating someone younger creepy is just contradictory in that sense.
      If you think it’s not creepy to hookup with someone younger but think it’s creepy to long term date someone younger… I mean, make it make sense.

    • @ericx3woo
      @ericx3woo 10 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@JerridFoilesthere’s no such thing as an invalid dating preference (except for minors obv). Who are you to judge what dating rules should or shouldn’t apply? 25+ is a very fair and reasonable cutoff line since that is the age MOST people fully develop their brains for rational thinking. I’m sure she understands there are young mature or old immature people, but overall, it’s a pretty solid guideline that filters out a majority of immature people.
      Regarding hooking up, a one night stand doesn’t involve emotions and commitment. It’s a whole different beast compared to a long term committed relationship.

  • @celestialnighstalker586
    @celestialnighstalker586 10 месяцев назад +491

    crazy how i was just thinking "man i could really use an otv podcast rn"

    • @Choob1
      @Choob1 10 месяцев назад +7

      cap

    • @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob
      @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob 10 месяцев назад +1

      sameeeee

    • @fluffffycat
      @fluffffycat 10 месяцев назад +1

      fr

    • @rsheafer4577
      @rsheafer4577 10 месяцев назад

      Bro I just started listening yesterday and was hoping for a new one!

    • @silver2zilver
      @silver2zilver 10 месяцев назад

      You were really thinking, "man I can really get more bored right now" cus holy fuck these guys talk about NOTHING it's almost pathetic how their brain works. Yet they have a career in entertainment? Stick to your skills. Talking aint one.

  • @JamesRNG30
    @JamesRNG30 10 месяцев назад +80

    I love the Toast and Lily podcasts then you add Jodi to the mix. Peak podcast content. My favorite OTV trio

  • @liesl5313
    @liesl5313 10 месяцев назад +75

    I relate so much about imagining conversations ahead of time. Not having to play out a conversation over and over again in your head is such a neurotypical flex

  • @nesww
    @nesww 8 месяцев назад +66

    Lily changing “podcast” to “podcats” is funny asf

  • @prewishjay5581
    @prewishjay5581 10 месяцев назад +160

    edgy toast is slowly coming back and im here for it

    • @zapznox
      @zapznox 10 месяцев назад +24

      yeah the brain damage seems to be shifting

    • @prewishjay5581
      @prewishjay5581 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@zapznox i hope he went to the doctor.. getting hit in the head sounds rough

  • @shouryashrivastava2154
    @shouryashrivastava2154 10 месяцев назад +198

    I neeed Lily to release that cover. You can't just give us a teaser and forget about it.

    • @grrr258
      @grrr258 10 месяцев назад +6

      i listened to it before its amazing

    • @shouryashrivastava2154
      @shouryashrivastava2154 9 месяцев назад

      @@grrr258 link brother

    • @dericofdorking
      @dericofdorking 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@shouryashrivastava2154 it's set to private so can't hear it unless she makes it public

    • @OddOtter707
      @OddOtter707 8 месяцев назад

      It was one of the things that made me follow her

    • @OneDragonArmy
      @OneDragonArmy 4 месяца назад

      Legit forgot it existed until now what a throwback

  • @thedjhoneybear4368
    @thedjhoneybear4368 10 месяцев назад +89

    As a theology major, listening to OTV members try and explain the Trinity was a good time.

  • @finnkoepke2250
    @finnkoepke2250 10 месяцев назад +55

    I'm gonna side with Toast on the first Would You Rather. Seven extra hours every day increases my waking hours from 16 to 23 per day. Subtracting work and commute, my free time would almost double. That's insane.

    • @benxguin
      @benxguin 10 месяцев назад +9

      It would be absolutely nonsensical to not pick the sleep option but I loved how Lily and Jodi explained the content side of the other option lol

    • @Vargas_Shezar
      @Vargas_Shezar 10 месяцев назад +2

      If both options is about saving time then both answers are valid. You either save time by not sleeping or not buying and eating lots of healthy food.
      It‘s also about how you argue your choice, right? If you get content out of it - then food is more valuable than sleep, but you also could use the extra time you don‘t spend on sleep to think about content ideas and do collaborations or think of business ideas. I would imagine if you give someone with vast amounts of money and knowledge a 23h productive work day, like Elon Musk, then he would achieve much more than with the food thing.

    • @frostfire6591
      @frostfire6591 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes obviously it’s not even close to the same level

    • @matt_ttn
      @matt_ttn 10 месяцев назад +2

      They care about eating whatever they want while maintaining what is essentially a perfect diet. Lily and Jodi wouldn't have to worry about weight or anything because according to their version of the prompt, it would be perfect nutrition from eating whatever. From the way they explained it, they see it as getting in the best shape of their lives for free. I'd prefer no sleep but I care about how I look less than how I'm slowly killing myself with my shit sleep schedule.

    • @alvrarhyaf1936
      @alvrarhyaf1936 10 месяцев назад +5

      I mean, even without the super power, I already did the 1 hour sleep thing sometimes. Minus gaining energy needed
      So it will be really helpful

  • @RealTaIk
    @RealTaIk 10 месяцев назад +19

    I also always tried to prepare for important conversations ahead of time in my head. Additionally to train my english skills (I'm not a native speaker) I always tried to make up some conversations like a job interview or something where someone would ask about myself so I could be prepared in case this situation ever happens. It's also kinda helpful to have an answer prepared in your native language. I really had to think hard when I asked myself what my hobbies are :D

  • @TheArkcos
    @TheArkcos 10 месяцев назад +56

    Toast’s misunderstanding about the human body made me laugh a lot harder than just about anything else, glad that stayed in.

  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap 10 месяцев назад +18

    jodi talking ab suika makes me laugh seeing all of her "TOUCH YOUR BROTHERS" clips

  • @ninin11
    @ninin11 10 месяцев назад +25

    lily is so great at podcasts, i hope she never stops

  • @MRJarwson
    @MRJarwson 10 месяцев назад +12

    I got together with my husband at age 20 and kids was definitely part of of the early dating stage, I think it's important to discuss as soon as possible so you don't waste time as Lily said

  • @Bookake-2
    @Bookake-2 10 месяцев назад +98

    The Lily My Humps segment was absolutely out of left field. Jesus Christ

    • @Jmanidol
      @Jmanidol 10 месяцев назад

      Time stamp? Lol

    • @12881133
      @12881133 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Jmanidol 7:00

  • @diufool
    @diufool 10 месяцев назад +7

    As someone who was insanely introverted for 90% of my life, the hardest thing for me to do in conversation is end it in a not awkward way. Its one of the biggest reasons why I dont super want to engage in conversation with others.

  • @jenizen2508
    @jenizen2508 10 месяцев назад +13

    I never expected Lily would be reciting the Apostle's Creed in this podcast lol

  • @sparrow2068
    @sparrow2068 8 месяцев назад +2

    this trio is so good with each other. need more podcasts with this lineup

  • @aliza9963
    @aliza9963 10 месяцев назад +9

    LMAOO honestly love this group they always give the best reactions and have the best retorts for one another 🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealking_j
    @therealking_j 9 месяцев назад +15

    Me and toast saying “I don’t have a micro penis” at the same time is golden 😭 what’d Lily expect home to say?

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 10 месяцев назад +30

    toasts comment about the front runners for ppl having kids was wilddd 💀💀

    • @M3gynn
      @M3gynn 10 месяцев назад +3

      i spit out my water i thought he was gonna say streamers arent likely to have kids and he said that😂

    • @IAreAceZ
      @IAreAceZ 10 месяцев назад

      who was he talking about?

    • @__Ben
      @__Ben 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@IAreAceZ Abe and his ex probably.

    • @johnny817
      @johnny817 10 месяцев назад

      I'm confuse can u explain what he meant by that ?

    • @hibiscussteph
      @hibiscussteph 10 месяцев назад +6

      i figured it was A&W but also leslie and edison

  • @Tetsuito
    @Tetsuito 10 месяцев назад +78

    Toast discovering the maternity conversations between lesbians is so funny.

    • @murtadhaAlhusne
      @murtadhaAlhusne 10 месяцев назад +6

      wtf bro what you mean?? they're both straight!!

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@murtadhaAlhusne Cis lesbians need to choose who would get pregnant.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 10 месяцев назад

      @@Tetsuitohow many of them adopt?

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@eleonarcrimson858 I only know lesbians that get inseminated with the egg of their partner.
      I think that adopting is more of a guy thing.

  • @mortemwentbang
    @mortemwentbang 10 месяцев назад +6

    My whole life I’ve always imagined conversations before hand and tried to make sure they go the way I planned so it’s nice to know Toast does that too

  • @lightningfrog112
    @lightningfrog112 10 месяцев назад +12

    I was just listening casually and then I heard Jodi say Akatsuki no Yona and that made my day

    • @teetsieroll4529
      @teetsieroll4529 10 месяцев назад

      Omg makes me giddy !! My childhood anime Omg it makes me so happy

  • @xD4rkSl4y3r
    @xD4rkSl4y3r 10 месяцев назад +22

    This trio is so great 😂

  • @autumnchiu
    @autumnchiu 10 месяцев назад +12

    32:30 y'all be dicing up my boy Toast but i feel for him. sex ed is so confusing if nobody ever teaches you about it

  • @RyzawaVT
    @RyzawaVT 10 месяцев назад +25

    Man, pre-concussion Toast would absolutely dominate Suika game.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 10 месяцев назад +3

      At this point i dont know if everyone is joking or not😂

    • @marcusthegamer348
      @marcusthegamer348 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@eleonarcrimson858 If you didn't know, Toast does indeed have a concussion, that is a real fact

  • @angrymario8259
    @angrymario8259 10 месяцев назад +17

    This podcast was a ride but I totally loved it😂

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 10 месяцев назад +11

    i was legit rewatching otv podcasts and was thinking when a new one would be posted- great podcast!! :)

  • @hajreesha1
    @hajreesha1 10 месяцев назад +4

    28:45 when he said this i looked up from my phone and he also turned to look at the camera i just felt like 👁👄👁

  • @clickerr_
    @clickerr_ 10 месяцев назад +14

    the subtle toast gagging on 27:51

  • @Badcannon
    @Badcannon 10 месяцев назад +10

    Love it when ever toast is on :)

  • @blackpenguin2074
    @blackpenguin2074 10 месяцев назад +6

    The "Would You Rather 2" part of this video is so funny and cancellable that I rewatched it so many times I almost can remember every line

  • @BLettuce
    @BLettuce 10 месяцев назад +3

    its truly a miracle that this video is not age restricted yet

  • @MathStringInputOutpu
    @MathStringInputOutpu 10 месяцев назад +7

    hi OTV podcast, can you perhaps release the episodes as premiers? That way we can also watch/participate in live chat reactions to the podcast.

  • @flowrence
    @flowrence 10 месяцев назад +3

    27:40 Jodi’s arm going to raise, but stay down and Lily moving her arm to rest her chin as a smooth recovery is so funny to me

  • @notburntkebab
    @notburntkebab 10 месяцев назад +3

    Even in Lily's hypothetical she cant see herself as radiant

  • @H0lyPanda
    @H0lyPanda 10 месяцев назад +18

    Toast needs to watch The Rehearsal for the conversation practicing

  • @GoldenMechaTiger
    @GoldenMechaTiger 10 месяцев назад +7

    Speaking of catchphrases I've noticed syd says yada yada a lot

  • @osvaldoillescas3329
    @osvaldoillescas3329 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love we have so many podcast episodes now that we start to hear things they have already said on some podcast long ago. 💙

  • @deaglerk
    @deaglerk 10 месяцев назад +10

    Toast suggested a OTV Podcast during his stream, of Himself, Syd and a Dominatrix specialist , I think with the additional of Michael with Jodi or Poki with Syd think this would be best combo for the podcast. KEKW

  • @m.czandogg9576
    @m.czandogg9576 10 месяцев назад +2

    The answer for the first "would you rather" was CRAZY.
    This is like the people who don't want to be immortal.

  • @tessa2893
    @tessa2893 9 месяцев назад +3

    Scripting is something I do a lot as an autistic person and doing it in front of the person is way too relatable 😂 I love the OTV dynamic so so much, such cozy, fun times 🥰

    • @tessa2893
      @tessa2893 9 месяцев назад

      Also, having gone to college in Kingston, the description is extremely accurate lol this whole episode was just incredibly relatable 😅

  • @CM-zv6ph
    @CM-zv6ph 2 месяца назад

    In Scotland “cheers” is just used for thank you and is used to end conversations all the time so that’s actually quite normal, at least from my perspective

  • @alligatorbl00d
    @alligatorbl00d 10 месяцев назад +2

    I live in Northern Virginia, very close to central Maryland and Washington, DC. Most of us just call it D.C. The MD & VA cities/suburbs/etc close to D.C. are considered the D.C. Metropolitan area

  • @kiidkif2009
    @kiidkif2009 10 месяцев назад +4

    I thought this was gonna be toast bullying lily anad Jody bullying toasr but naa its even better poor Toasty boii😂😂😂

  • @Enemys0ng
    @Enemys0ng 10 месяцев назад +2

    The way I was thinking about “half your age +7” literally TODAY

  • @timme4953
    @timme4953 7 месяцев назад

    I can’t even imagine Michael as a father. The kids would either be one of the greatest scientist/engineers or of the biggest villain with the skills his Father teaches him

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella 10 месяцев назад +8

    Would love to hear the rest of akatsuki lore from Toast hahaha

  • @lolann77
    @lolann77 9 месяцев назад

    I'm with jodi and lily... i enjoy sleep and i feel like too many waking hours would drive me insane. also, the fact that i could eat not well and be so physically healthy is amazing

  • @shadyplayer2821
    @shadyplayer2821 10 месяцев назад +5

    im the same way as toast i thought it was neurodivergent vs jodi and lily being neurotypical haha

  • @airiday7
    @airiday7 10 месяцев назад +1

    for the first Would You Rather, i think I'd go for the food one. I like sleeping, while eating is often a chore, so being able to eat whatever while getting all the nutrients I need sounds great

  • @howaboutdat
    @howaboutdat 10 месяцев назад +5

    Great episode, really enjoyed this one. Also I need to know what got cut at 56:37 😂

  • @thedecayersden
    @thedecayersden 2 месяца назад

    "Aren't you too old to be trick ok treating?"
    Apporpriate response: "Aren't you too old to be alive?"

  • @cluckcluckX3
    @cluckcluckX3 10 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you for another entertaining podcast! I know the team may not see this, but I'd like to give a bit of feedback on the audio - there are a few spots where the audio is sometimes very quiet or suddenly louder depending on how close the speaker is to the mic, and it would be awesome if that could be adjusted in post production next time! Thank you 🙏

  • @lurker8136
    @lurker8136 10 месяцев назад +13

    Haven't watched Lily in a while but holy she's so freakin funny

  • @TheRiisingSun
    @TheRiisingSun 4 месяца назад

    Toast being quiet during Lily's entire amazing talk about eating weird shit and it becoming brocoli XD

  • @tiskbubbles4688
    @tiskbubbles4688 9 месяцев назад +1

    58:48 OTV trying to figure out what a federal district is 😂

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 5 месяцев назад +1

    43:36 *Akatsuki no Yona* is deadass a good anime ngl

  • @skaterdude14b
    @skaterdude14b 10 месяцев назад +2

    11:50 “I’m shyyyy”

  • @parijatsarkar8280
    @parijatsarkar8280 10 месяцев назад +4

    Otv suika tournament would be fun to watch!!

  • @matthewfigueroa6114
    @matthewfigueroa6114 10 месяцев назад +1

    The whole comeback section just gave me flashbacks of “The Comeback Song.”
    “Hey, lady, are they you too old to be…”

  • @dabs9306
    @dabs9306 10 месяцев назад

    Old people going after younger and saying “there’s a deeper connection” ignore the fact that they started as strangers so you still were seeking someone super young to start

  • @DelCause
    @DelCause 10 месяцев назад +2

    1:24:15
    "I don't want kids necessarily, but I want to make you a dad."
    Somehow that felt very funny to say. But fair enough I guess.

  • @Avowned
    @Avowned 10 месяцев назад +1

    Lily tripped me tf out with that AD read holy shit

  • @dwylinsb5934
    @dwylinsb5934 10 месяцев назад +2

    Cheers is very British, and used like thanks, so you're essentially saying thanks for the conversation. Which is a pretty nice way to bye

  • @charlesshaw2464
    @charlesshaw2464 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love this trio

  • @sonubista2830
    @sonubista2830 10 месяцев назад +3

    It was an amazing PODCATS

  • @takkiemon
    @takkiemon 9 месяцев назад

    I was leaning 60% towards the 1 hour sleep thing and after Lily's rant, I was 90% for the nutrition superpower

  • @learsam
    @learsam 10 месяцев назад +28

    Let’s be real… we all know Sykuno is the guy who gets the pass.

  • @NStalgia070
    @NStalgia070 10 месяцев назад +4

    Ahh so that was the party Connor was talking about 😆

  • @curupa66
    @curupa66 10 месяцев назад +3

    Toast fell into the age bait so so hard

  • @katalyze101
    @katalyze101 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love these so much, wish we got 2 a month 🔥

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella 10 месяцев назад +3

    NOT THE FRONT RUNNERS LMAO

  • @kayla.pimentel
    @kayla.pimentel 8 месяцев назад

    I 100% agree w Toast on the 1 hour of sleep thing. Sometimes I never have time to sleep and I had a phase where that genuinely mades me go so insane and brain dead. I feel like I always have no time and I just always wish I didn’t have to sleep so I’d have more time. Also as someone who’s recovered from an ed, I’m happy with the way I eat now and I feel healthier than ever so I don’t feel the need to have every single vitamin at 100%. Especially during my ed, I obsessively tried that and it just turned me from a restricting ed to a binge ed so now I definitely have no interest in that bc Ik how not-worth it it is

  • @dafunniestasian
    @dafunniestasian 9 месяцев назад

    I love how this is the video i decided to eat and watch

  • @massxcjay4400
    @massxcjay4400 8 месяцев назад +2

    People from Washington DC just say they are from DC

  • @Jodlauspc
    @Jodlauspc 10 месяцев назад +8

    There are in fact 3 holes Toast...

  • @Eli_Noobinator
    @Eli_Noobinator 10 месяцев назад +4

    Lmfao this is the best podcast trio

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella 10 месяцев назад +2

    MY FAVORITE PODCAST!!

  • @FreedomIkimasu
    @FreedomIkimasu 10 месяцев назад

    1:31:48 lily stomping around the chair to fix the mic XD

  • @tkurtz95
    @tkurtz95 10 месяцев назад +1

    As long as the horse is like, "Neigh!" 💀

  • @Panster7
    @Panster7 10 месяцев назад +2

    Can we know next podcast if any guys get the pass into the girls talk room 🤣

  • @SwedishFox
    @SwedishFox 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Odin the god of thunder" - Toast 2023

  • @hugobiernot9174
    @hugobiernot9174 10 месяцев назад +3

    Lilys catchphrase? Guys im so tired... 😂

  • @frostfire6591
    @frostfire6591 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ok I still think it’d be weird, but the hypothetical included the assumption that the 18 yr old was fully compatible, meaning you do like them. Meaning the argument that you’re so different based on age is null.

  • @Weyly
    @Weyly 10 месяцев назад

    catchphrase of lily: "Are you seriouuuus!!!!!"

  • @jimwellbautista2364
    @jimwellbautista2364 9 месяцев назад

    Stimulus: Aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating?
    Response: No, ma'am. You're just turning senile.

  • @calvindthao95
    @calvindthao95 10 месяцев назад

    30:00 I support and will die on this hill.

  • @Th3yL0veKa1
    @Th3yL0veKa1 10 месяцев назад +2

    Really love otv podcats

  • @warda_1
    @warda_1 10 месяцев назад

    fun noticing the video chapters be made as im watching :)

  • @Lukke0
    @Lukke0 10 месяцев назад

    The best ones in otv together, finally

  • @mrbean1192
    @mrbean1192 8 месяцев назад

    I think the ethnicity question was more asking “if they were humans what skin color would they be” and I believe Arthur is mixed, SpongeBob is white, Optimus prime, beastboy, and piccolo is black

  • @Michaeloke703
    @Michaeloke703 9 месяцев назад

    Lily’s content brain is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

  • @iljay5718
    @iljay5718 10 месяцев назад +1

    Absolute banger of an episode!
    I'm too high for the random shit toast says bro ahahah

  • @eleonarcrimson858
    @eleonarcrimson858 10 месяцев назад +2

    I fcking love toast man😂

  • @AzelusArts
    @AzelusArts 6 месяцев назад

    the sign is OTV PODCATS 40 =)