TOAST'S SECRET DREAM - OFFLINETV PODCAST #40

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @OfflineTVPodcast
    @OfflineTVPodcast  Год назад +37

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  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap Год назад +605

    toast is so real for the preparing conversations thing.. i literally rehearse how to ask for the haircut i want

    • @shadyplayer2821
      @shadyplayer2821 Год назад +18

      yea the norm for neurodivergent i got to prep all the paths for my convo

    • @Aimdoo
      @Aimdoo Год назад +7

      I thought it was just a social anxiety thing...coz I usually do this all the time

    • @REREMO
      @REREMO 10 месяцев назад

      What haircut do you want

    • @kofabillion
      @kofabillion 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Aimdoo i think its just better to be prepared and know what you want to say

  • @bluishviolett
    @bluishviolett Год назад +643

    Jodi handles toast's unhinged mind very well. 😂

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles Год назад +10

      I disagree, I find her age rules to be evasive. Like she would date someone 25+, but only hook up with someone 23?
      I think she's just operating under the highly anecdotal belief that everyone over 25 have a more developed brain. I'm not saying that's NOT TRUE, but 25 isn't like the hard stop. brain development can happen before or after that age. So I think Toast's philosophy is quite valid. Get to know the person and see if you actually relate. I think Jodi's saying the chances are low, but I don't think they're 0.

    • @127twilson
      @127twilson Год назад +29

      ​@JerridFoiles Keep telling yourself it is going to grow lol

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Год назад +19

      ​​@@JerridFoiles i mean, jodi is around 25 no? so her only wanting to date people her age or older isn't that weird. there's different expectations for a long term relationship versus a fuck buddy

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles Год назад +4

      @@litapd311 this is true, but to call long term dating someone younger creepy is just contradictory in that sense.
      If you think it’s not creepy to hookup with someone younger but think it’s creepy to long term date someone younger… I mean, make it make sense.

    • @ericx3woo
      @ericx3woo Год назад +5

      ⁠@@JerridFoilesthere’s no such thing as an invalid dating preference (except for minors obv). Who are you to judge what dating rules should or shouldn’t apply? 25+ is a very fair and reasonable cutoff line since that is the age MOST people fully develop their brains for rational thinking. I’m sure she understands there are young mature or old immature people, but overall, it’s a pretty solid guideline that filters out a majority of immature people.
      Regarding hooking up, a one night stand doesn’t involve emotions and commitment. It’s a whole different beast compared to a long term committed relationship.

  • @PohToWin
    @PohToWin Год назад +520

    Lily’s catch phrase “are you serious”

  • @B-Raws
    @B-Raws Год назад +76

    Lily changing “podcast” to “podcats” is funny asf

  • @prewishjay5581
    @prewishjay5581 Год назад +174

    edgy toast is slowly coming back and im here for it

    • @zapznox
      @zapznox Год назад +24

      yeah the brain damage seems to be shifting

    • @prewishjay5581
      @prewishjay5581 Год назад +14

      @@zapznox i hope he went to the doctor.. getting hit in the head sounds rough

  • @celestialnighstalker586
    @celestialnighstalker586 Год назад +506

    crazy how i was just thinking "man i could really use an otv podcast rn"

    • @Choob1
      @Choob1 Год назад +7

      cap

    • @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob
      @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob Год назад +1

      sameeeee

    • @fluffffycat
      @fluffffycat Год назад +1

      fr

    • @rsheafer4577
      @rsheafer4577 Год назад

      Bro I just started listening yesterday and was hoping for a new one!

    • @silver2zilver
      @silver2zilver Год назад

      You were really thinking, "man I can really get more bored right now" cus holy fuck these guys talk about NOTHING it's almost pathetic how their brain works. Yet they have a career in entertainment? Stick to your skills. Talking aint one.

  • @JamesRNG30
    @JamesRNG30 Год назад +85

    I love the Toast and Lily podcasts then you add Jodi to the mix. Peak podcast content. My favorite OTV trio

  • @liesl5313
    @liesl5313 Год назад +79

    I relate so much about imagining conversations ahead of time. Not having to play out a conversation over and over again in your head is such a neurotypical flex

  • @shouryashrivastava2154
    @shouryashrivastava2154 Год назад +205

    I neeed Lily to release that cover. You can't just give us a teaser and forget about it.

    • @grrr258
      @grrr258 Год назад +7

      i listened to it before its amazing

    • @shouryashrivastava2154
      @shouryashrivastava2154 Год назад

      @@grrr258 link brother

    • @dericofdorking
      @dericofdorking Год назад +4

      ​@@shouryashrivastava2154 it's set to private so can't hear it unless she makes it public

    • @OddOtter707
      @OddOtter707 Год назад

      It was one of the things that made me follow her

    • @OneDragonArmy
      @OneDragonArmy 9 месяцев назад

      Legit forgot it existed until now what a throwback

  • @thedjhoneybear4368
    @thedjhoneybear4368 Год назад +92

    As a theology major, listening to OTV members try and explain the Trinity was a good time.

  • @TheArkcos
    @TheArkcos Год назад +59

    Toast’s misunderstanding about the human body made me laugh a lot harder than just about anything else, glad that stayed in.

  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap Год назад +19

    jodi talking ab suika makes me laugh seeing all of her "TOUCH YOUR BROTHERS" clips

  • @sparrow2068
    @sparrow2068 Год назад +2

    this trio is so good with each other. need more podcasts with this lineup

  • @ninin11
    @ninin11 Год назад +25

    lily is so great at podcasts, i hope she never stops

  • @finnkoepke2250
    @finnkoepke2250 Год назад +57

    I'm gonna side with Toast on the first Would You Rather. Seven extra hours every day increases my waking hours from 16 to 23 per day. Subtracting work and commute, my free time would almost double. That's insane.

    • @benxguin
      @benxguin Год назад +9

      It would be absolutely nonsensical to not pick the sleep option but I loved how Lily and Jodi explained the content side of the other option lol

    • @Vargas_Shezar
      @Vargas_Shezar Год назад +2

      If both options is about saving time then both answers are valid. You either save time by not sleeping or not buying and eating lots of healthy food.
      It‘s also about how you argue your choice, right? If you get content out of it - then food is more valuable than sleep, but you also could use the extra time you don‘t spend on sleep to think about content ideas and do collaborations or think of business ideas. I would imagine if you give someone with vast amounts of money and knowledge a 23h productive work day, like Elon Musk, then he would achieve much more than with the food thing.

    • @frostfire6591
      @frostfire6591 Год назад +1

      Yes obviously it’s not even close to the same level

    • @alvrarhyaf1936
      @alvrarhyaf1936 Год назад +5

      I mean, even without the super power, I already did the 1 hour sleep thing sometimes. Minus gaining energy needed
      So it will be really helpful

    • @mxxxn
      @mxxxn Год назад

      Yeah, I'd say good sleep is pretty hard to come by so that coupled with it leaving more time in the day for other things makes it the better option in my opinion

  • @RealTaIk
    @RealTaIk Год назад +19

    I also always tried to prepare for important conversations ahead of time in my head. Additionally to train my english skills (I'm not a native speaker) I always tried to make up some conversations like a job interview or something where someone would ask about myself so I could be prepared in case this situation ever happens. It's also kinda helpful to have an answer prepared in your native language. I really had to think hard when I asked myself what my hobbies are :D

  • @flowrence
    @flowrence Год назад +3

    27:40 Jodi’s arm going to raise, but stay down and Lily moving her arm to rest her chin as a smooth recovery is so funny to me

  • @Jeniz3n
    @Jeniz3n Год назад +14

    I never expected Lily would be reciting the Apostle's Creed in this podcast lol

  • @lightningfrog112
    @lightningfrog112 Год назад +13

    I was just listening casually and then I heard Jodi say Akatsuki no Yona and that made my day

    • @teetsieroll4529
      @teetsieroll4529 Год назад

      Omg makes me giddy !! My childhood anime Omg it makes me so happy

  • @xD4rkSl4y3r
    @xD4rkSl4y3r Год назад +22

    This trio is so great 😂

  • @aliza9963
    @aliza9963 Год назад +9

    LMAOO honestly love this group they always give the best reactions and have the best retorts for one another 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MRJarwson
    @MRJarwson Год назад +12

    I got together with my husband at age 20 and kids was definitely part of of the early dating stage, I think it's important to discuss as soon as possible so you don't waste time as Lily said

  • @angrymario8259
    @angrymario8259 Год назад +17

    This podcast was a ride but I totally loved it😂

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 Год назад +11

    i was legit rewatching otv podcasts and was thinking when a new one would be posted- great podcast!! :)

  • @diufool
    @diufool Год назад +7

    As someone who was insanely introverted for 90% of my life, the hardest thing for me to do in conversation is end it in a not awkward way. Its one of the biggest reasons why I dont super want to engage in conversation with others.

  • @Badcannon
    @Badcannon Год назад +10

    Love it when ever toast is on :)

  • @Tetsuito
    @Tetsuito Год назад +79

    Toast discovering the maternity conversations between lesbians is so funny.

    • @murtadhaAlhusne
      @murtadhaAlhusne Год назад +6

      wtf bro what you mean?? they're both straight!!

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito Год назад +12

      @@murtadhaAlhusne Cis lesbians need to choose who would get pregnant.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Год назад

      @@Tetsuitohow many of them adopt?

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito Год назад +4

      @@eleonarcrimson858 I only know lesbians that get inseminated with the egg of their partner.
      I think that adopting is more of a guy thing.

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 10 месяцев назад +2

    43:36 *Akatsuki no Yona* is deadass a good anime ngl

  • @mortemwentbang
    @mortemwentbang Год назад +6

    My whole life I’ve always imagined conversations before hand and tried to make sure they go the way I planned so it’s nice to know Toast does that too

  • @BLettuce
    @BLettuce Год назад +3

    its truly a miracle that this video is not age restricted yet

  • @clickerr_
    @clickerr_ Год назад +14

    the subtle toast gagging on 27:51

  • @m.czandogg9576
    @m.czandogg9576 Год назад +2

    The answer for the first "would you rather" was CRAZY.
    This is like the people who don't want to be immortal.

  • @Bookake-2
    @Bookake-2 Год назад +102

    The Lily My Humps segment was absolutely out of left field. Jesus Christ

    • @Jmanidol
      @Jmanidol Год назад

      Time stamp? Lol

    • @12881133
      @12881133 Год назад +2

      @@Jmanidol 7:00

  • @osvaldoillescas3329
    @osvaldoillescas3329 Год назад +3

    I love we have so many podcast episodes now that we start to hear things they have already said on some podcast long ago. 💙

  • @timme4953
    @timme4953 Год назад

    I can’t even imagine Michael as a father. The kids would either be one of the greatest scientist/engineers or of the biggest villain with the skills his Father teaches him

  • @notburntkebab
    @notburntkebab Год назад +3

    Even in Lily's hypothetical she cant see herself as radiant

  • @autmchiu
    @autmchiu Год назад +13

    32:30 y'all be dicing up my boy Toast but i feel for him. sex ed is so confusing if nobody ever teaches you about it

  • @blackpenguin2074
    @blackpenguin2074 Год назад +6

    The "Would You Rather 2" part of this video is so funny and cancellable that I rewatched it so many times I almost can remember every line

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella Год назад +8

    Would love to hear the rest of akatsuki lore from Toast hahaha

  • @tessa2893
    @tessa2893 Год назад +3

    Scripting is something I do a lot as an autistic person and doing it in front of the person is way too relatable 😂 I love the OTV dynamic so so much, such cozy, fun times 🥰

    • @tessa2893
      @tessa2893 Год назад

      Also, having gone to college in Kingston, the description is extremely accurate lol this whole episode was just incredibly relatable 😅

  • @MathStringInputOutpu
    @MathStringInputOutpu Год назад +7

    hi OTV podcast, can you perhaps release the episodes as premiers? That way we can also watch/participate in live chat reactions to the podcast.

  • @airiday7
    @airiday7 Год назад +1

    for the first Would You Rather, i think I'd go for the food one. I like sleeping, while eating is often a chore, so being able to eat whatever while getting all the nutrients I need sounds great

  • @lolann77
    @lolann77 Год назад

    I'm with jodi and lily... i enjoy sleep and i feel like too many waking hours would drive me insane. also, the fact that i could eat not well and be so physically healthy is amazing

  • @hajreesha1
    @hajreesha1 Год назад +4

    28:45 when he said this i looked up from my phone and he also turned to look at the camera i just felt like 👁👄👁

  • @Ryzawa
    @Ryzawa Год назад +26

    Man, pre-concussion Toast would absolutely dominate Suika game.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Год назад +3

      At this point i dont know if everyone is joking or not😂

    • @marcusthegamer348
      @marcusthegamer348 Год назад +8

      @@eleonarcrimson858 If you didn't know, Toast does indeed have a concussion, that is a real fact

  • @howaboutdat
    @howaboutdat Год назад +5

    Great episode, really enjoyed this one. Also I need to know what got cut at 56:37 😂

  • @TheRiisingSun
    @TheRiisingSun 9 месяцев назад

    Toast being quiet during Lily's entire amazing talk about eating weird shit and it becoming brocoli XD

  • @H0lyPanda
    @H0lyPanda Год назад +18

    Toast needs to watch The Rehearsal for the conversation practicing

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 Год назад +30

    toasts comment about the front runners for ppl having kids was wilddd 💀💀

    • @M3gynn
      @M3gynn Год назад +3

      i spit out my water i thought he was gonna say streamers arent likely to have kids and he said that😂

    • @juicetein
      @juicetein Год назад

      who was he talking about?

    • @__Ben
      @__Ben Год назад +5

      @@juicetein Abe and his ex probably.

    • @hibiscussteph
      @hibiscussteph Год назад +6

      i figured it was A&W but also leslie and edison

  • @therealking_j
    @therealking_j Год назад +15

    Me and toast saying “I don’t have a micro penis” at the same time is golden 😭 what’d Lily expect home to say?

  • @cluckcluckX3
    @cluckcluckX3 Год назад +5

    Thank you for another entertaining podcast! I know the team may not see this, but I'd like to give a bit of feedback on the audio - there are a few spots where the audio is sometimes very quiet or suddenly louder depending on how close the speaker is to the mic, and it would be awesome if that could be adjusted in post production next time! Thank you 🙏

  • @takkiemon
    @takkiemon Год назад

    I was leaning 60% towards the 1 hour sleep thing and after Lily's rant, I was 90% for the nutrition superpower

  • @katalyze101
    @katalyze101 Год назад +1

    Love these so much, wish we got 2 a month 🔥

  • @parijatsarkar8280
    @parijatsarkar8280 Год назад +4

    Otv suika tournament would be fun to watch!!

  • @matthewfigueroa6114
    @matthewfigueroa6114 Год назад +1

    The whole comeback section just gave me flashbacks of “The Comeback Song.”
    “Hey, lady, are they you too old to be…”

  • @dabs9306
    @dabs9306 Год назад

    Old people going after younger and saying “there’s a deeper connection” ignore the fact that they started as strangers so you still were seeking someone super young to start

  • @deaglerk
    @deaglerk Год назад +9

    Toast suggested a OTV Podcast during his stream, of Himself, Syd and a Dominatrix specialist , I think with the additional of Michael with Jodi or Poki with Syd think this would be best combo for the podcast. KEKW

  • @charlesshaw2464
    @charlesshaw2464 Год назад +2

    I love this trio

  • @GoldenMechaTiger
    @GoldenMechaTiger Год назад +7

    Speaking of catchphrases I've noticed syd says yada yada a lot

  • @sonubista2830
    @sonubista2830 Год назад +3

    It was an amazing PODCATS

  • @Lukke0
    @Lukke0 Год назад

    The best ones in otv together, finally

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella Год назад +2

    MY FAVORITE PODCAST!!

  • @tiskbubbles4688
    @tiskbubbles4688 Год назад +1

    58:48 OTV trying to figure out what a federal district is 😂

  • @kiidkif2009
    @kiidkif2009 Год назад +4

    I thought this was gonna be toast bullying lily anad Jody bullying toasr but naa its even better poor Toasty boii😂😂😂

  • @CM-zv6ph
    @CM-zv6ph 7 месяцев назад

    In Scotland “cheers” is just used for thank you and is used to end conversations all the time so that’s actually quite normal, at least from my perspective

  • @pookimm
    @pookimm Год назад +1

    Lily tripped me tf out with that AD read holy shit

  • @Enemys0ng
    @Enemys0ng Год назад +2

    The way I was thinking about “half your age +7” literally TODAY

  • @alligatorbl00d
    @alligatorbl00d Год назад +2

    I live in Northern Virginia, very close to central Maryland and Washington, DC. Most of us just call it D.C. The MD & VA cities/suburbs/etc close to D.C. are considered the D.C. Metropolitan area

  • @FreedomIkimasu
    @FreedomIkimasu Год назад

    1:31:48 lily stomping around the chair to fix the mic XD

  • @skaterdude14b
    @skaterdude14b Год назад +2

    11:50 “I’m shyyyy”

  • @warda_1
    @warda_1 Год назад

    fun noticing the video chapters be made as im watching :)

  • @calvindthao95
    @calvindthao95 Год назад

    30:00 I support and will die on this hill.

  • @fluffffycat
    @fluffffycat Год назад

    the Halloween Film was awesome guys, loved it

  • @shadyplayer2821
    @shadyplayer2821 Год назад +5

    im the same way as toast i thought it was neurodivergent vs jodi and lily being neurotypical haha

  • @darcityler2621
    @darcityler2621 Год назад

    I was just about to watch an old episode and then saw this was uploaded 🎉🎉

  • @Th3yL0veKa1
    @Th3yL0veKa1 Год назад +2

    Really love otv podcats

  • @DelCause
    @DelCause Год назад +2

    1:24:15
    "I don't want kids necessarily, but I want to make you a dad."
    Somehow that felt very funny to say. But fair enough I guess.

  • @NStalgia070
    @NStalgia070 Год назад +4

    Ahh so that was the party Connor was talking about 😆

  • @HP-tw6tl
    @HP-tw6tl Год назад

    This was a wiiild podcast. Loved it.

  • @iljay5718
    @iljay5718 Год назад +1

    Absolute banger of an episode!
    I'm too high for the random shit toast says bro ahahah

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella Год назад +3

    NOT THE FRONT RUNNERS LMAO

  • @thedecayersden
    @thedecayersden 6 месяцев назад

    "Aren't you too old to be trick ok treating?"
    Apporpriate response: "Aren't you too old to be alive?"

  • @dwylinsb5934
    @dwylinsb5934 Год назад +2

    Cheers is very British, and used like thanks, so you're essentially saying thanks for the conversation. Which is a pretty nice way to bye

  • @Michaeloke703
    @Michaeloke703 Год назад

    Lily’s content brain is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 10 месяцев назад +1

    36:02 What y'all don't understand is that association with smol PP is scary!

  • @AzelusArts
    @AzelusArts 10 месяцев назад

    the sign is OTV PODCATS 40 =)

  • @kayla.pimentel
    @kayla.pimentel Год назад

    I 100% agree w Toast on the 1 hour of sleep thing. Sometimes I never have time to sleep and I had a phase where that genuinely mades me go so insane and brain dead. I feel like I always have no time and I just always wish I didn’t have to sleep so I’d have more time. Also as someone who’s recovered from an ed, I’m happy with the way I eat now and I feel healthier than ever so I don’t feel the need to have every single vitamin at 100%. Especially during my ed, I obsessively tried that and it just turned me from a restricting ed to a binge ed so now I definitely have no interest in that bc Ik how not-worth it it is

  • @Mister_Clipster
    @Mister_Clipster 9 месяцев назад

    11:12 Beans!!

  • @curupa66
    @curupa66 Год назад +3

    Toast fell into the age bait so so hard

  • @charlesshaw2464
    @charlesshaw2464 Год назад +1

    This podcast was hilarious 10/10

  • @Eli_Noobinator
    @Eli_Noobinator Год назад +4

    Lmfao this is the best podcast trio

  • @Astro0Foxx
    @Astro0Foxx Год назад

    Omg after my long blizzcon weekend 🤭💕 I have a whole podcast episode 💗 Hbday to me 😊

  • @Weyly
    @Weyly Год назад

    catchphrase of lily: "Are you seriouuuus!!!!!"

  • @fahn.k.3348
    @fahn.k.3348 Год назад +3

    1:27:20 can someone please explain the front runner comment? I think the comment flew over my head, might be because of my english not being my language, cultural difference, or was it an inside joke?

    • @teotlehecatl490
      @teotlehecatl490 Год назад +2

      Kind off an inside joke

    • @howaboutdat
      @howaboutdat Год назад +4

      A couple in the friend group got divorced recently, a few months after their marriage. Then the year before a couple that was engaged for 5 years, also called it off.

    • @fahn.k.3348
      @fahn.k.3348 Год назад +2

      @@howaboutdat ahhhhhh now I get it. Frontrunners being used in this context now makes sense. Thank you for the explanation!!

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Год назад

    always interesting offlinetv podcast!

  • @Chichichichog
    @Chichichichog Год назад

    Stimulus: Aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating?
    Response: No, ma'am. You're just turning senile.

  • @tkurtz95
    @tkurtz95 Год назад +1

    As long as the horse is like, "Neigh!" 💀

  • @sprinkle1386
    @sprinkle1386 2 месяца назад +1

    1:12:30 hey so this is rly weird lol

  • @SwedishFox
    @SwedishFox Год назад +1

    "Odin the god of thunder" - Toast 2023