What if Chickens Could do Redstone?

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  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 4 года назад +5701

    Grian: "who did all this redstone?"
    Mumbo: _"it was the man in the chicken costume"_

    • @jessebell5155
      @jessebell5155 4 года назад +157

      Mumbo is poultry man

    • @batrachosaurus
      @batrachosaurus 4 года назад +26

      It's no way he would do any redstone...

    • @犟
      @犟 4 года назад +31

      @@batrachosaurus woooosh

    • @saimamajid5621
      @saimamajid5621 4 года назад +23

      @@jessebell5155 huh finally we ve got em

    • @iterumconare4258
      @iterumconare4258 4 года назад +8

      Oh how the tables have turned

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren 4 года назад +442

    Mumbo: "What would a chicken do with redstone?"
    Mumbo, 5 minutes later: (automating childcare)

    • @hurveyballelos367
      @hurveyballelos367 4 года назад +7

      Me:And don't forget about the forever of laying eggs stuck there forever and ever
      Poultry man:I must help my kind

    • @gasolinewhat
      @gasolinewhat 4 года назад +9

      I have a chicken they are really defensive they can peck a blood vessel open and Scratch you like a cat so don't over estimate some by size cause they can kill each other and other living things and take it from me cause I really do have chicken and a rooster let me give you and example and I'm not Lying about this this is alture my chicken ate 10 snakes and 5 rats in one week

    • @mahraba874
      @mahraba874 4 года назад +3

      Erick Portillo okay

  • @zala8108
    @zala8108 4 года назад +725

    Grian: * dies in demise *
    Mumbo: * looking in his drawer for excuses to not go to hermitcraft *
    *CHICKENS!*

  • @Simon-gr8jh
    @Simon-gr8jh 4 года назад +257

    funfact: I am living next to a town which is called "Henndorf" which could technically be translated into "chicken village"

    • @rekterbruff
      @rekterbruff 3 года назад +8

      Henndorf oder Hennendorf?

    • @slurp1729
      @slurp1729 3 года назад +6

      Or just short chickens

    • @KGuy00700
      @KGuy00700 3 года назад +7

      YOU LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN AS POULTRY MAN!?!?!?

    • @sylvester_hd5777
      @sylvester_hd5777 3 года назад +1

      It dosen't it translates to "Hennart"

    • @YALMSL
      @YALMSL 3 года назад +6

      @@sylvester_hd5777 no

  • @bobfill5809
    @bobfill5809 4 года назад +1492

    What if chickens could do red stone
    Translation: trying to survive demise

    • @tessmarie6
      @tessmarie6 4 года назад +37

      *visible fear*

    • @beautifulnova6088
      @beautifulnova6088 4 года назад +53

      Unintentional pun, Mumbo is being a bit of a chicken if he really is avoiding hermitcraft on purpose.

    • @PikachuVK11
      @PikachuVK11 4 года назад +24

      BOB Fill he beat grian now
      Grian actually played
      Mumbo isn’t, which is totally not bro

    • @haydenmeisinger3235
      @haydenmeisinger3235 4 года назад +13

      Who Am I?
      Not bro at all

    • @tannershackelford27
      @tannershackelford27 4 года назад +3

      *avoid

  • @andrewmirror4611
    @andrewmirror4611 4 года назад +305

    Grian: *Dies*
    Mumbo, scared: *What if chickens did redstone?*

    • @christianbryan6961
      @christianbryan6961 4 года назад +6

      *Undead chickens

    • @aasta13
      @aasta13 4 года назад +3

      Hating Mirror this is just too depressing 😖

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 4 года назад

      You mean Grian should say that? Cause Mumbo does all the redstone?

    • @thesadduck4582
      @thesadduck4582 4 года назад +1

      Rip grian

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD 4 года назад

      I already knew it, but its still a spoiler

  • @stinkykitty97
    @stinkykitty97 4 года назад +745

    " what do chickens do to defend themselves, make a noise?"
    P E C K

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 4 года назад +9

      We need Zombie Chickmen that can sort of fly, and do this

    • @spinomania1921
      @spinomania1921 4 года назад +5

      @@amberstar2832 D A R L I N G

    • @grn1
      @grn1 4 года назад +8

      Imagine if MineCraft chickens were more like real ones. Instead of following you when you held seeds they'd attack you (I'm not a chicken farmer but I've heard that's how they really behave).

    • @meowingcookie395
      @meowingcookie395 4 года назад +2

      At first I thought this was a hat in time reference but then I realized...

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 4 года назад +2

      Gregory Norris Some are aggressive and hate everyone, others just run away from you. A few like people (and will follow you around if you pay attention to them, I remember watching a video of how a guy got his chickens to love him. They follow him around wanting to be pet as he pets them everyday!)

  • @thornordgren2239
    @thornordgren2239 3 года назад +726

    Alt title: poultry man creates a paradise for his brethren.

    • @sollas_2
      @sollas_2 3 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @Dabanana4lyfe
      @Dabanana4lyfe 3 года назад +16

      This is definitely poultry man, 100%

    • @KGuy00700
      @KGuy00700 3 года назад +9

      Correction Poultry man’s supposed to be dead father making his son and his other children and his brethren.

    • @polishcow5574
      @polishcow5574 3 года назад +2

      All hail the poultrymen bretherens

    • @haider_m_m
      @haider_m_m 3 года назад +1

      Yes this is the truth

  • @lorraineadormonicus
    @lorraineadormonicus 4 года назад +611

    Chicken: "so what method did your mum use in birth?"
    Other chicken: " *C A N N O N* "

    • @Damond_Warrior
      @Damond_Warrior 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @JamMonsterFrfo
      @JamMonsterFrfo 3 года назад +10

      no my mum used C A N N O N A I M E D A T S T A I R C A S E ..... i wasnt born with wings

    • @tymongajewski2816
      @tymongajewski2816 3 года назад +3

      SAVAGE

    • @aalanm6662
      @aalanm6662 3 года назад +1

      @@JamMonsterFrfo hNRSILMKALbklNukNBUnbkIKIBNibmOMB- BONK

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 3 года назад +5

      What kind of a question is that

  • @nathaliel3611
    @nathaliel3611 4 года назад +369

    ”What if Grian could do redstone?” Could potentially be an interesting one

    • @TjCuber
      @TjCuber 4 года назад +11

      A button maker

    • @amazingfrogo6595
      @amazingfrogo6595 4 года назад +3

      This technically hapend

    • @realcolby
      @realcolby 4 года назад +5

      That’s this video

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 года назад +1

      Unfortunately its not a thing anymore, Grian can do redstone.

    • @Equin0xpr1me
      @Equin0xpr1me 4 года назад +1

      same thing

  • @sniper1a259
    @sniper1a259 4 года назад +424

    Mumbo: *puts on a chicken head*
    Me: so now we know the identity of the man in the chicken costume...

    • @ms_it_is
      @ms_it_is 4 года назад +6

      I wish I could like more than once

    • @scubist
      @scubist 4 года назад +5

      poultry man

    • @ShannMaekelSVivar
      @ShannMaekelSVivar 4 года назад +1

      Its grian the poultry man

    • @himitsu_tokusketch
      @himitsu_tokusketch 4 года назад +2

      @Link yt10 no mumbo is poultry man

    • @sniper1a259
      @sniper1a259 4 года назад +6

      What if Mumbo is Grian? We've seen Mumbo disguised as Grian during the Big Heist and recently Grian's been getting better at redstone ...

  • @DurianFruit
    @DurianFruit 4 года назад +88

    "what do chickens do to defend themselves"
    Mumbo has obviously never met a chicken.

    • @kstuart371
      @kstuart371 Год назад +8

      You're right, chickens can be scary, especially if they peck your eyes... speaking from experience...

  • @Waypom
    @Waypom 4 года назад +271

    Mumbo: Immagine being born shot out of a cannon
    Grian: that's Bro

    • @eddaoviedo7496
      @eddaoviedo7496 4 года назад +9

      Most bro way to be born

    • @joelgott9197
      @joelgott9197 4 года назад +4

      Grian bro is gonna have a new manager

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 4 года назад +5

      Who’s gonna tell him

    • @calebbryans5289
      @calebbryans5289 4 года назад +4

      Oof dragon dead bro

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 года назад +4

      Grian isn't bro anymore. But maybe he could enchant the head and make him keep the "bro" status.

  • @whale_xd518
    @whale_xd518 4 года назад +211

    2019:chickens make redstone
    2050: seeds make redstone to defend againts chickens

  • @sludgy5134
    @sludgy5134 4 года назад +399

    “It seems silly but it’s so cool”
    That describes this entire channel

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 3 года назад +125

    The illusion of flying reminded me of very old 3min animation called "Kiwi!" where a kiwi bird wanted to experience flying so he built a contraption off the side of the cliff where he nailed trees to the side and jumped down acting like he's flying
    its from 2006

    • @kittywrath6121
      @kittywrath6121 3 года назад +8

      that's exactly what i was thinking of lol

    • @TeapotBeepot
      @TeapotBeepot 3 года назад +8

      MY FEEEEELIIIIINGS

    • @schnoig_
      @schnoig_ 3 года назад +8

      that animation literally made me cry god dammit

    • @emeraldemperor2601
      @emeraldemperor2601 2 года назад +5

      WHY DID YOU CAUSE ME TO LOOK THIS UP NOW AM BIG SAD

    • @SpaceSysZ
      @SpaceSysZ 2 года назад

      Ninja Kiwi

  • @epicgamer9946
    @epicgamer9946 4 года назад +436

    Biggest life questions
    “What is the meaning of life?”
    “Is there a god?”
    “Where do we go after our death?”
    “And what if chickens did redstone?”

    • @itsplaz5630
      @itsplaz5630 4 года назад +16

      Eggsactly

    • @rosiebenson4710
      @rosiebenson4710 4 года назад +1

      @@itsplaz5630 oi, puns r 4 danplan

    • @jumpingaxe3373
      @jumpingaxe3373 4 года назад +6

      Atleast we know the definite answer to two of them, “no there isn’t a god” and “we go in the ground or in a jar filled with your ashes”

    • @maramma4780
      @maramma4780 4 года назад +12

      @@jumpingaxe3373 ohhh we have an edge lord over here 😎

    • @kamikazedollxo
      @kamikazedollxo 4 года назад +3

      JumpingAxe33 dude, you killed my
      V I B E

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 4 года назад +745

    Top 3 questions scientists can’t answer:
    1. Black Holes
    2. Quantum physics
    3. What chickens would do if they could do redstone

    • @cathyharris1758
      @cathyharris1758 4 года назад +2

      I do not no a thing at all because I'm in 3 grade and that's my unreasponeding ansewer to that question so sorry I couldn't answer your questions and bye the way what's 11 divided by 55 ? Hope you answer by.

    • @callabo4473
      @callabo4473 4 года назад +12

      @@cathyharris1758?

    • @antonwestergaard5211
      @antonwestergaard5211 4 года назад +9

      Cathy Harris 11 divided by 55 is 0,2, hope that helps :-)

    • @teamcyeborg
      @teamcyeborg 4 года назад +5

      Luckily, Mumbo Jumbo isn't a scientist

    • @heidibrown5317
      @heidibrown5317 4 года назад +1

      @@cathyharris1758 i'm in 3rd grade too! but I know my knows and no's apart

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 4 года назад +547

    “YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY”
    Poultryman

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 4 года назад +5

      Bad joke
      He barely even cared

    • @sansnyan982
      @sansnyan982 4 года назад +6

      Is poultry man Tango? Or Iskall? Or Grian? Or Mumbo?

    • @huntersole68
      @huntersole68 4 года назад +9

      @@kaotic66 what do you mean mumbo whas always poultry man who else would have such good camera angles in the poultry man cutscenes

    • @patrickbaker7014
      @patrickbaker7014 4 года назад +2

      Jay K.
      It was grain. Early in the hermitcraft season he would wear a chicken head and fly around mumbo a base, throwing countless eggs, and other stupid stuff like that

    • @sansnyan982
      @sansnyan982 4 года назад +4

      @@patrickbaker7014 you are messing up the joke

  • @KeitieKalopsia
    @KeitieKalopsia 3 года назад +169

    “Am I thinking to deeply into this?” No, _I’m_ thinking to deeply. Where does the distraction steak come from?!

    • @markzuccerburg9313
      @markzuccerburg9313 3 года назад +13

      It’s the flesh of poultry mans enemies

    • @Gavago0l
      @Gavago0l 3 года назад +7

      Also that would attract even more predators

    • @sharriux4379
      @sharriux4379 3 года назад +8

      Organ donors

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 3 года назад +6

      @@sharriux4379 You’re telling me _chicken organs_ are made of _cow meat?_ /j

    • @sharriux4379
      @sharriux4379 3 года назад +5

      I forgot it was steak tbh, but it could be from a neighboring cow city trying to help their fellow passive animals🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @thesaltymug
    @thesaltymug 4 года назад +706

    *Meanwhile, on Hermitcraft:*
    “The story of my demise”

    • @AvocadoPotato
      @AvocadoPotato 4 года назад +2

      TheSaltyMug yep

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 4 года назад +9

      TheSaltyMug I saw the opposite comment on Grian’s video😂

    • @Infinitedezigns
      @Infinitedezigns 4 года назад +6

      I wonder if the dragon bros will avenge Grian. Cause this is heartbreaking (While Mumbo makes videos on Chickens using redstone)

    • @6TheDa6rkOne6
      @6TheDa6rkOne6 4 года назад

      F

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад

      *YEPP*

  • @birdsareasocialconstruct5083
    @birdsareasocialconstruct5083 4 года назад +141

    Grian: *demises*
    Mumbo: WHAT IF CHICKENS COULD DO REDSTONE!

    • @dodgeyo1507
      @dodgeyo1507 4 года назад +2

      Nice one!

    • @waffle__0157
      @waffle__0157 4 года назад +4

      So what happens to poultry man if grian’s dead

    • @justinsmith5870
      @justinsmith5870 4 года назад +1

      @Kokoro Studios lol mumbo knows what grian does with redstone...He breaks it...

    • @PikachuVK11
      @PikachuVK11 4 года назад +1

      Kokoro Studios he’s doing this cause he’s poultry man and he wants chickens to be happy. I mean, how could anyone, even mumbo, think grian is poultry man?

    • @birdsareasocialconstruct5083
      @birdsareasocialconstruct5083 4 года назад +1

      @@PikachuVK11 Mumbo is proultry man! Confirmed

  • @charlottebond1708
    @charlottebond1708 4 года назад +71

    ‘It must be depressing to be a chicken’
    *poultry man wants to know your location*

    • @TSiber
      @TSiber 4 года назад

      Gray poultry man

  • @jackolaiable
    @jackolaiable 4 года назад +72

    I'm genuinely scared of the chicken revolution now

  • @christianrogers8297
    @christianrogers8297 4 года назад +283

    “Imagine being born through being shot out of a cannon, then being smashed into a target.”
    -Wumbo Fumbo

  • @nimijiantics2802
    @nimijiantics2802 4 года назад +145

    Mumbo: puts on Chicken costume
    Grian and us: ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @petershr6515
    @petershr6515 4 года назад +188

    Mumbo 2017: Hidden bases
    Mumbo 2018: Satisfying moments
    mUMbO 2019: Nursery for baby chickens

    • @stuartperry3517
      @stuartperry3517 4 года назад +3

      Edit:
      Poultry Man 2017: Hidden bases
      Poultry Man 2018: Satisfying moments
      PoUlTrY MaN 2019: Nursery for baby chickens

    • @thatsmoguy4946
      @thatsmoguy4946 4 года назад

      edit:
      grian 2017 chicken man
      mumbo 2019 chicken man

  • @WhitetailMusic
    @WhitetailMusic 3 года назад +10

    "Chickens are pacifists"
    Roosters crave 1 thing and it is violence

    • @ST3W1010
      @ST3W1010 3 года назад

      When the rooster sees the neighbors chickens.
      So you have chosen... Death.

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 4 года назад +289

    I really like the heating hut! I might make that irl.

  • @axiomostanes
    @axiomostanes 4 года назад +342

    Maybe Fedora could make a thing that automatically feeds her

  • @hamsam5971
    @hamsam5971 4 года назад +557

    Grian: *Dies in demise in the most confusing way possible
    Mumbo: What if chickens could do red stone?

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +6

      It wasn't confusing, they just added a long delay timer to TNT droppers.

    • @hugosundsten6867
      @hugosundsten6867 4 года назад +5

      @@KandiKlover in their Base, where a keycard is needed to get in.

    • @williamknipe5966
      @williamknipe5966 4 года назад +1

      Kandi Klover who added it?

    • @Cynic1254
      @Cynic1254 4 года назад +4

      Now Grian can kill Mumbo by "doing" redstone

    • @mkyral
      @mkyral 4 года назад +4

      @@hugosundsten6867 Cub was able to go there with slow falling potion.

  • @aidenbagshaw5573
    @aidenbagshaw5573 4 года назад +66

    0:15 We all thought it was Grian, but now Poultryman’s true identity has been revealed to be the person we least suspected.

  • @garrettt6237
    @garrettt6237 4 года назад +165

    Grian: demises in absolute paranoia and constant anxiety
    Mumbo: What if chickens could do redstone?

    • @jeremymoor6458
      @jeremymoor6458 4 года назад

      @@cobalt2782 unless we aren't idiots

    • @jeremymoor6458
      @jeremymoor6458 4 года назад

      @@cobalt2782 trying to stop likes for a number is stupid and childish... Is that easier for you to understand?... 😂

    • @FalsestPositive
      @FalsestPositive 2 года назад +3

      What did they say?

    • @aimeeruanto2331
      @aimeeruanto2331 2 года назад

      What is paranoia?

  • @crouton_1823
    @crouton_1823 4 года назад +475

    Me: sees title
    Also me: Poultry man confirmed

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 4 года назад +14

      Mumbo: puts chicken head on
      Everyone:
      Also everyone: *poultry man is confirmed to be Mumbo??*

    • @lilyofluck371
      @lilyofluck371 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @lmmacco1055
      @lmmacco1055 4 года назад +1

      wolf bomb l

    • @lmmacco1055
      @lmmacco1055 4 года назад +1

      wolf bomb hi

    • @lmmacco1055
      @lmmacco1055 4 года назад +1

      w

  • @fredphillips2668
    @fredphillips2668 4 года назад +265

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: Ok, he's finally gone insane

    • @lavilegos7253
      @lavilegos7253 4 года назад +7

      Fred Phillips at least he got the bee update. Toycat didn’t even get a cave update.

    • @AxtonKincaidILM
      @AxtonKincaidILM 4 года назад

      Lavi Legos what does that relate with the comment?

    • @_R_R_R
      @_R_R_R 4 года назад +7

      Axton Kincaid toycats going insane without his cave updates

    • @maman8929
      @maman8929 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @biscuitsbunchanumbers
      @biscuitsbunchanumbers 4 года назад +1

      "Finally"?

  • @bblocks5411
    @bblocks5411 4 года назад +17

    I like how he casually makes an amazing seed machine with tons of Redstone but just talks about the chickens

  • @iconifer
    @iconifer 4 года назад +240

    Um...
    I think someone should notify Sherlock Grian
    ....
    Poultry man is also the spoon with a mustache

  • @fenrisulfr3558
    @fenrisulfr3558 4 года назад +377

    "It wasn't me, was the man in the chicken costume!"
    -G

  • @ZippyOfficial
    @ZippyOfficial 4 года назад +302

    Vicky: What do you want for dinner?
    Mumbo: Chicken would be nice!
    *5 seconds later*
    Mumbo: I have a new idea for a redstone video!

    • @tarquinbyrd9903
      @tarquinbyrd9903 4 года назад +11

      I feel like that is how he got this idea lol

    • @digitrailz8633
      @digitrailz8633 4 года назад +5

      @@tarquinbyrd9903 I feel like that's how he gets all his ideas.

    • @georgesamuelson4003
      @georgesamuelson4003 4 года назад +9

      DigiTrailz
      Vicky: What should we have for dinner?
      Mumbo: A flying slime block mansion would be nice.

    • @digitrailz8633
      @digitrailz8633 4 года назад +7

      @@georgesamuelson4003 Vicky: "I got us a honey roasted ham" Mumbo: just run out of the room screaming something about honey blocks.

  • @emersoneisen
    @emersoneisen 4 года назад +125

    “Chickens can’t fly”
    My friend’s Chickens: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @shanedeeth6115
    @shanedeeth6115 4 года назад +698

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have found who poultry man is

    • @nano2598
      @nano2598 4 года назад +7

      Iskall?

    • @nano2598
      @nano2598 4 года назад +8

      Iskall put on the chicken head when mumbo gave it to him...

    • @rivmusix
      @rivmusix 4 года назад +2

      We got em

    • @ShaliniSingh-rn2tx
      @ShaliniSingh-rn2tx 4 года назад +2

      Poultry man got demised the latest

    • @slimjiterry
      @slimjiterry 4 года назад +1

      Nano it was a joke

  • @starRushi
    @starRushi 4 года назад +74

    “If you can’t beat ‘em, join them.”
    I think you have taken this quote a little to seriously, my friend.

    • @jamjum2251
      @jamjum2251 4 года назад +5

      No, I think it goes something more like “if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em”.

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 4 года назад +2

      Well, it's a good idea.

  • @ellisthomas8981
    @ellisthomas8981 4 года назад +216

    Demise: **exists**
    Mumbo: *Aight imma head out*

    • @TjCuber
      @TjCuber 4 года назад +11

      Everyone: dies in demise
      Mumbo: *Aight imma head in*

  • @doublesideddice4888
    @doublesideddice4888 3 года назад +22

    The chickens need somthing to eat
    Mumbo jumbo: let's get to work on the village

  • @absyntheproductions3330
    @absyntheproductions3330 4 года назад +129

    “Chickens aren’t fighters”
    Link: *PTSD flashbacks*

  • @tommys4842
    @tommys4842 4 года назад +205

    Grian: The story of my demise
    Mumbo: what if chickens could do Redstone

    • @thekronianserpent6523
      @thekronianserpent6523 4 года назад +5

      Definitely time to introduce the village to poultry man.

    • @trentyoung6791
      @trentyoung6791 4 года назад

      Im literally watching that video next

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 4 года назад +1

      ahh, but it is his final tribute to chicken man.

    • @pyrokrypt3674
      @pyrokrypt3674 4 года назад

      Glorious

    • @teiuqboon1329
      @teiuqboon1329 4 года назад +1

      You forgot the question mark

  • @KJ-wu3ux
    @KJ-wu3ux 4 года назад +173

    Mumbo: Doesn’t want to upload Hermitcraft because of Demise.
    Also Mumbo: Makes a video about chickens that can do redstone
    Everyone: Who’s the chicken now?

  • @chunkyhamster8655
    @chunkyhamster8655 4 года назад +46

    When you see the diamond sword in his inventory...

    • @MilkIsTheOne
      @MilkIsTheOne 3 года назад

      @Nathaniel Polaris
      This basically me:

    • @LucidMlem
      @LucidMlem 3 года назад +2

      Even a wooden sword can one shot a chicken. I feel bad for them.

    • @christobarros5776
      @christobarros5776 3 года назад

      Yea........

  • @assassinator_xdakaasesinei4633
    @assassinator_xdakaasesinei4633 4 года назад +1931

    Poultry man wants to know your location

    • @judithallison4598
      @judithallison4598 4 года назад +27

      I will not give poultry man my location

    • @itskdog
      @itskdog 4 года назад +57

      Pretty sure Mumbo IS Poultry Man - given that Grian is a good friend of both Mumbo and Poultry Man, I think it's obvious.

    • @logankrohn1472
      @logankrohn1472 4 года назад +31

      Kieran
      Grian isn’t poultry man, poultry man is the man in the chicken costume

    • @Crescentmewn
      @Crescentmewn 4 года назад +19

      MUMBO IS THE POULTRY MAN CONFIRMED

    • @EchoWcue625
      @EchoWcue625 4 года назад +7

      And now u blame the man in the chicken costume -Sub

  • @lukewal99
    @lukewal99 4 года назад +607

    I'm suprised there was no Poultry man jokes at the start

    • @dragonlord1935
      @dragonlord1935 4 года назад +4

      Low hanging fruit, Mumbo's got more class than that.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 года назад +11

      @@dragonlord1935 You can tell he has class because of his glorious moustache and snazzy suit.

    • @kBandik
      @kBandik 4 года назад +5

      Rip Poultry man :( (New video)

    • @WillChogls
      @WillChogls 4 года назад +2

      GRIAN IS POULTRY MAN

    • @GavinPetty
      @GavinPetty 4 года назад +7

      @@WillChogls wdym it's not grian it's clearly iskall

  • @arandomguy21
    @arandomguy21 4 года назад +471

    Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Me: What if chickens could do redstone?

  • @matammu8248
    @matammu8248 4 года назад +33

    1:44 my mind: *remembers that one sad video about the kiwi bird that couldn't fly*
    Also me: *starts to cry*

    • @channa6250
      @channa6250 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @manniwumpe
      @manniwumpe 3 года назад +1

      yeah exactly and all of that to the song mad world

    • @josettevega7717
      @josettevega7717 3 года назад

      😭😭😭 Don't remind me

  • @ysd-xi6pe
    @ysd-xi6pe 4 года назад +52

    with demise going on
    us: "mumbo please play hermitcraft"
    mumbo: "What if chickens could do redstone"

  • @revyvixen
    @revyvixen 4 года назад +195

    “Chickens are pacifists”
    Chickens: makes cannons, making ammo out of the flesh of the slaughtered

  • @iterumconare4258
    @iterumconare4258 4 года назад +60

    Mumbo: imagine being born by being shot out and hitting a target
    Chucks brother (Jacksepticeye):

  • @sergosdeoliveros8033
    @sergosdeoliveros8033 4 года назад +9

    It’s lowkey the paradise in Chicken Run

    • @memebaker2355
      @memebaker2355 3 года назад

      This is the most underrated comment ever

  • @pierrefohreal3248
    @pierrefohreal3248 4 года назад +142

    1940: In the future we will have flying cars.
    2019: *What If Chickens Could Do Redstone?*

  • @thecoishiking5768
    @thecoishiking5768 4 года назад +184

    Mumbo: Chickens are pacifists
    Also mumbo: When we press the button, a grilled steak will pop out
    Me: Who is going to end the cow

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 4 года назад +2

      Phil

    • @fireninja8250
      @fireninja8250 4 года назад +5

      @@kirbygriffin1 No, the butcher chicken

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 4 года назад +2

      NICK98 no its phil

    • @soap4780
      @soap4780 4 года назад +1

      nice pfp

    • @BassMaster.454
      @BassMaster.454 4 года назад +1

      No fear poultry man is here! For only five cocks a day poltryman will butcher you cows! He's not a man, hes not a chicken hes a chick "chickman!"

  • @vain2521
    @vain2521 4 года назад +34

    "Can chickens do redstone?"
    Sad Grian noises

    • @hearthon
      @hearthon 4 года назад +3

      what do you mean by sad grian noises? grian isn't related to poultry man in any way shape or form

    • @JustBilly123
      @JustBilly123 4 года назад

      @@hearthon lol

    • @vain2521
      @vain2521 4 года назад

      @@hearthon dam you gotta point

  • @peterpinter6909
    @peterpinter6909 4 года назад +135

    1990: we will have flying cars in 2019.
    2019: “what would happen if a chicken could use redstone”

    • @notsurewhatsgoingon4912
      @notsurewhatsgoingon4912 4 года назад +3

      ikr technology has advanced way farther than anyone ever thought it could

    • @lorrdy7640
      @lorrdy7640 4 года назад

      @@notsurewhatsgoingon4912 yeah

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 4 года назад +186

    "They're not really fighters"
    A fox once snuck into a chicken coop and the door shut itself. And then the chickens pecked it to death.

    • @SuperTux20
      @SuperTux20 4 года назад +11

      Daaaaaang. I wonder if my chickens would do that if they needed to.

    • @lavilegos7253
      @lavilegos7253 4 года назад +7

      ChocIce75 holy shit

    • @TheyTookStrawb
      @TheyTookStrawb 4 года назад +15

      Lol I saw my chickens all carrying around an inside out lizard and fighting over it, "not fighting machines"

    • @charesque
      @charesque 4 года назад +12

      I remember our chickens were always fighting over mice they somehow managed to find and kill in their coop or in the field.
      At least chickens look cute.

    • @huntersole68
      @huntersole68 4 года назад

      @@lavilegos7253 LANGUAGE

  • @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461
    @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461 4 года назад +609

    "There kinda pacifists aren't they?"
    Me who owns 7 chickens: Haha I wish

    • @schrutebuck
      @schrutebuck 4 года назад +6

      roulette the Psycho you see, Minecraft chickens couldn’t beat sans

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 4 года назад +7

      Me who owns a chicken farm: yeah right, they already killed my ears

    • @ryangagnon5489
      @ryangagnon5489 4 года назад +9

      roulette the Psycho lol I have 14.5 roosters you can probably guess my pain

    • @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461
      @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461 4 года назад +1

      @@ryangagnon5489 nice

    • @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461
      @tinysquirrelapocalypse8461 4 года назад +1

      @@_Myrhl rip your ears

  • @isabelyang3432
    @isabelyang3432 3 года назад +4

    "What if chickens could do redstone?" is a question that I've never been able to stop thinking about.
    Classic Mumbo

  • @elidruckman2869
    @elidruckman2869 4 года назад +92

    Mumbo in 1 week: What if grians could do redstone?
    Thats Bro.

  • @rishinixon7560
    @rishinixon7560 4 года назад +69

    *Sees title*
    Oh mumbo, we all saw it coming. He's gone bonkers.

  • @thegodofquacc5432
    @thegodofquacc5432 4 года назад +41

    0:20 everyone thought that Grian was the Man in the Chicken costume known as poultry man, but no one ever thought that i could be his best bud who was saying it was Grian, Mumbo

  • @snowowlmv3
    @snowowlmv3 2 года назад +3

    An ad came up under this video, and it has a picture of a chicken and the title is just: “innovation”. I find this coincidence hilarious

  • @jessicadurn276
    @jessicadurn276 4 года назад +10

    Grian: I demised...
    Mumbo: Chicken Redstone!!!
    It appears we now rely on Iskall to be both sane and alive. Best of luck Swede!

    • @nano2598
      @nano2598 4 года назад +1

      What about False?

  • @ZippyOfficial
    @ZippyOfficial 4 года назад +29

    1:30 I just realized that Mumbo kind of made a mini version of that old school Dropper mini game in Minecraft lol. Does anyone remember that game???

  • @lavaleopard2961
    @lavaleopard2961 3 года назад +15

    "what is chickens could do Redstone"
    actually, they are the only things that can do Redstone in vanilla

    • @jeanetterios7337
      @jeanetterios7337 3 года назад

      Also bats

    • @KGuy00700
      @KGuy00700 3 года назад

      Oh no... the chicken revolution is Apon us. oh god I saw a chicken with blood on his beak and a menacing smile outside my window... Call the police if I don’t edit this Tommorow.

  • @nicholas690
    @nicholas690 4 года назад +26

    Mumbo: puts on chicken costume.
    Grian: there is another

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 4 года назад +66

    Mumbo jumbo slowly becoming poultry man end of 2019 colorized

    • @gene585
      @gene585 3 года назад

      I was gonna say that

    • @monoxide5331
      @monoxide5331 3 года назад

      if only we could go back

  • @slipperyslime558
    @slipperyslime558 4 года назад +18

    Mumbo at 3 am:
    (Snorts red stone dust)

  • @gyfgey239
    @gyfgey239 3 года назад +10

    mumbo: chickens are pacifists
    me (having being attacked by a chicken): i took this personally

    • @shadowchrome_5226
      @shadowchrome_5226 3 года назад +2

      And they eat any bugs or anything that resembles a bug they will massacre it

  • @seancollins9254
    @seancollins9254 4 года назад +89

    Grian gets better at redstone.
    Mumbo: What if *chickens* could do redstone
    Coincidence? *I THINK NOT*

  • @georgehumphreys1105
    @georgehumphreys1105 4 года назад +353

    “Imagine being born shot out of a cannon and smashed into a target”
    ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A HUMAN

  • @michaelzheng5250
    @michaelzheng5250 4 года назад +116

    Grian: Story of My Demise
    Mumbo: *W H A T I F C H I C K E N C O U L D D O R E D S T O N E ?*

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 4 года назад

      Hmm, they seem linked in some way
      Redstone,
      Demise...
      Poultry man killed Grian

  • @baypandapro594
    @baypandapro594 3 года назад +2

    I find it funny how when you were talking about how much the chickens loved the base there were a bunch of chickens escaping in the background

    • @-Chicken_
      @-Chicken_ 3 года назад

      We had to do it otherwise Mumbo would’ve eaten us

  • @mask3dal3xx
    @mask3dal3xx 4 года назад +149

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Mumbo: Makes chicken flight simulator

  • @kristalic
    @kristalic 4 года назад +14

    grian: dies
    mumbo: ay dude what if chickens could do redstone

  • @NIGHTCOREFORUS
    @NIGHTCOREFORUS 4 года назад +51

    the man in the chicken costume that is definitely not grain could really use this in his base.

    • @burhanuddin6546
      @burhanuddin6546 4 года назад +4

      G R I A N N O T G R A I N !

    • @whiteblade798
      @whiteblade798 4 года назад +6

      Poultry man does eat grains

    • @Incineratorking
      @Incineratorking 4 года назад +1

      Maybe the man in the chicken costume could be scar because he was the jangler and we definitely know grian isn't the man in the chicken costume ; )

    • @RDENmei
      @RDENmei 4 года назад

      Good save

    • @pyrokrypt3674
      @pyrokrypt3674 4 года назад

      Ah yes, grain. Chickens love grain. Oh wai5 you meant grian

  • @matthaynes2638
    @matthaynes2638 3 года назад +9

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Mumbo: wHaT If cHiCkEnS CoUlD dO ReDsToNe

  • @DonsStudios
    @DonsStudios 4 года назад +32

    Internet: Pewdiepie is advancing in redstone
    Mumbo Jumbo: "give me a few hours"

  • @cretin2025
    @cretin2025 4 года назад +97

    “They’re kind of pacifists”
    Also chickens: will fight other chickens to the death.

    • @CloverDucky
      @CloverDucky 4 года назад +5

      There are cases of fighting chickens killing humans

    • @zoot_the_axolotl8095
      @zoot_the_axolotl8095 4 года назад +7

      Lol imagine your cause of death was, of all things
      A HEKIN
      C H I C K E N

    • @kristenstreck3123
      @kristenstreck3123 4 года назад +4

      He’s clearly never met a real chicken that wasn’t hand raised 😳 those fuckers are VICIOUS. Bullshit they’re pacifists!! Our chickens used to CHASE ME just to get a few good pecks in and some scratches.

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 года назад +1

      @@kristenstreck3123 for me it's the hens that are the worst I kicked a rooster because he was being mean and picking on a hen with a bunch of other roosters. And ever since then, that stuck with them, so much so that they told their future generations so now all the roosters now go into panic mode the second I exist 20 feet away from them. The hens aren't afraid of me, therefore they bite me when I grab them (usaully when they got out of the coop). I have only had one rooster bite me, but he is more nippy than the other roosters, so much so his name is Flighty Bitey. He is also the first animal I ever forced outside because he had vitamin D deficiency because HE NEVER FUCKING WENT OUTSIDE (and this is actually a current event). He grooms his feathers really nicely tho, he's super clean and handsome.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, regularly plucking out each others feathers and trying to expose each other to the elements, I still remember seeing chickens with the feathers stripped off their wings 😱

  • @callumemery1630
    @callumemery1630 4 года назад +7

    Surprising you did all this for a chicken, when you forgot about Fedora

  • @Anne-zm1cy
    @Anne-zm1cy 4 года назад +5

    Who else really wanted Mumbo to spawn a fox and see if the chicken defenses work?

  • @mjincorporation30
    @mjincorporation30 4 года назад +6

    1:30
    This is just reminding me of that sad kiwi animation where the bird simulated flying cuz it doesn’t have wings 😢

  • @seanshepherd1071
    @seanshepherd1071 4 года назад +64

    Mumbo: builds vertical flying simulator.
    Everyone: Repressed memories of the Kiwi resurface.

    • @chazman4840
      @chazman4840 4 года назад +4

      Sean Shepherd I didn’t think I was going to get sad during this video

    • @jonmichaelgalindo
      @jonmichaelgalindo 4 года назад +3

      He just wanted to fly so much!

    • @Dabomb-de2dw
      @Dabomb-de2dw 4 года назад +1

      I was going to comment that

    • @micahlong2073
      @micahlong2073 4 года назад +1

      It's true though. No way this is not a reference.

    • @fabianhalu3977
      @fabianhalu3977 4 года назад +1

      @@Dabomb-de2dw me too

  • @GremlinReal
    @GremlinReal 4 года назад +12

    0:19 alternative reality.
    Poultry man decides to become lawyer.

  • @o76923
    @o76923 2 года назад +2

    It makes me nostalgic for the first redstone contraption I built that wasn't based on a video. I added some automation to a friend's chicken farm with a bubblevator and dispenser to take any eggs that didn't fit in her free eggs box to launch at the wall to make more chickens.
    It didn't take long before my recursive chicken farm crashed the server as the feedback loop started a combinatorial explosion. Ah, good times.

  • @goosevichiwaterdrinkerbagu7525
    @goosevichiwaterdrinkerbagu7525 4 года назад +69

    "Imagine being born through being shot out of a cannon at a target" - mumbo throwing some shade there I see.

  • @jackoconnell9114
    @jackoconnell9114 4 года назад +17

    Mumbo: what should I do other than random ideas
    Hermitcraft server: “Why won’t you, play on meeeeeeeee!”

    • @bobman3742
      @bobman3742 4 года назад

      He frikkin uploaded hermitcraft 3 days ago

    • @jackoconnell9114
      @jackoconnell9114 4 года назад

      3 days is a lot of time he could be using to make huge things and farms like scar does

    • @jackoconnell9114
      @jackoconnell9114 4 года назад

      He just crams all his work into one day

  • @Echo-wo2ql
    @Echo-wo2ql 4 года назад +74

    This is more like: "if Mumbo went to be a chickan breeder" because He is too Lazy too actually take Care of the chickens so He build machine to do it for him

    • @totallynotjeff7748
      @totallynotjeff7748 4 года назад +5

      Building machines to do it for us because we're too lazy is literally the foundation of the modern world.

    • @kevingaming6067
      @kevingaming6067 4 года назад

      Or he's poultry man

  • @_shantytown_shrimp_534
    @_shantytown_shrimp_534 3 года назад +1

    "as you can see these chickens are experiencing pure happiness" chickens in background:-jump over fence-

  • @daphysikist9133
    @daphysikist9133 4 года назад +26

    MUMBO: does things for chickens in chicken video
    Fedora:

    • @yellowmelodiess
      @yellowmelodiess 4 года назад +1

      Poor Fedora... What did she do to deserve mumbo as an owner?

    • @tigerboy977
      @tigerboy977 4 года назад +5

      @@yellowmelodiess poop ice

  • @Kathaeon
    @Kathaeon 4 года назад +30

    "what would a chicken build if it could use redstone?"
    Definitely would be better than what grian could make

    • @fareyt-3843
      @fareyt-3843 4 года назад

      *poultry man wants to kill you*

    • @celestejones6744
      @celestejones6744 4 года назад

      You know grian made a sorting system in season 7

  • @julianbo5870
    @julianbo5870 4 года назад +5

    While in Hermitcraft the Demise game is coming closer to an end, Mumbo just has one question in mind: What if chickens could do Redstone?

  • @tophatdat1075
    @tophatdat1075 3 года назад +1

    Mumbo: Creates an artificial town for a mass population of chickens with only 3 huts.
    The rest of the chickens: "We're Homeless!" :D

  • @thesubmatrix
    @thesubmatrix 4 года назад +235

    Me trying to figure out who poultry man is:
    Me after seeing this video: ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 года назад +1

      *I knew it for a while.*

    • @goldenfoxy5788
      @goldenfoxy5788 4 года назад

      No

    • @jzedaphia4633
      @jzedaphia4633 4 года назад +9

      It all makes so much sense......... Poultry Man has done redstone, so it cannot POSSIBLY be Grian.
      It definitely was not a hippie as the Poultry Cave is not a RV so outlaws all of those... and Iskall is just too busy recording the Dragon Bro theme song

    • @Tforcer
      @Tforcer 4 года назад

      TheSubMatrix lolololololol

    • @aidentruesdell2451
      @aidentruesdell2451 4 года назад +1

      Golden Foxy accept it

  • @monicajanek5962
    @monicajanek5962 4 года назад +11

    Mumbo Jumbo: running out of ideas
    Also Mumbo Jumbo: *C H I C K E N S*