"I've never really liked when people say they'll break all the bones in someone's body, it's too time consuming... Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? ... Half of them are the phalanges and other small bones that make up the hands and feet, I think that's much more reasonable." -Hank Green roleplaying an assassin or something in a Dimension 20 game.
This remind me of a good old time in my school. Where I'd absolutely stay silent. And unfortunately we *ALL* get into trouble. Such good (terrible) times.
Collective punishments are the worst..😭once when I was in 5th grade, two boys were talking in class, and our science teacher hit EVERYONE with a wooden ruler on the hands😭
@@Biteof87.. Yes😭We did feel bad for getting hit for no reason, but we were also laughing because seeing the reactions of others getting hit was pure comedy😂
"Because thats the only thing saving you know" "SIR THE BELL RANG 10 MINUTES AGO" "Oh, you're right, class dismissed dont forget to take your homework on the way to the door" Was at least expecting something like this
Im pre-liking this video because im so hyped by the thumbnail alone. And considering this is the sequel to "whos chewing in my class?" Im hoping for a powerful triology ending
I can't believe how hilarious this was. The quality of this sketch is amazing. I was ballin with the horror bangs and music with each outrageous threat😂
"You saying that to me or to God?" is downright evil 😭
fr lmao
He was seeing the light by just staring at the teacher's eyes
Either answer will be his downfall
“I don’t think there’s a difference anymore..”
The way dude talk is straight out of some Remorseless Psychopath from some movie lol
"You saying that to me or to God?" I've never heard anything more menacing 😭
Same
"I've never really liked when people say they'll break all the bones in someone's body, it's too time consuming... Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? ... Half of them are the phalanges and other small bones that make up the hands and feet, I think that's much more reasonable."
-Hank Green roleplaying an assassin or something in a Dimension 20 game.
I may have paraphrased a little. My apologies to all
@@Ixidora ummm 😟
@@Ixidora Honestly I didn't expect to be educated like this, it was just a joke, but... wow learn something new everyday
"History's not going to remember you, Andrew" actually goes so hard
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"We're gonna show what happens when people don't represent themselves in this class."
"Others get hurt!"
it wasnt me!
@@Beep27_ "Jacob right now!"
@@Astronomer118 What'chu got in your mouth andrew?
“Whatchu got in your mouth, Andrew?” 🤐
@@Gabriel-i77 "Andrew open your mouth."
"How's your parents divorce going"
Bro 💀
1.4k likes But NO comments. I’ll be the first.
@@kingofdank4429NO replies*
Yea thats an ouch
@@kingofdank4429just shut up
Diabolical 😂😂😂
"I'm gonna invent a new way to perform a lobotomy." IS WILD 😭😭😭
1.2k likes and no comments is actually crazy
Bros gonna make Andrew into a kenny ripoff
0:40 🥲 Jacob was just trying to save lives
Freaking nerd
Frickin' nerd
SHUT UP JACOB NO ONE LIKES A SNITCH😡
(Ducking nerd)
"Shut up Jacob no one likes a snitch."
"Freaking nerd."
“I’m about to become more nuclear than Chernobyl.”
"Mewing aint gonna save you from what im about to do to you"
💀💀
Cool, got anything to say about the video?
He is probably gonna do what was done Jared Leto's face in the fight club .
we watched the video but ok
@@Copcup just a funny quote from the vid
"How's your parents divorce going?" That's absolutely diabolically horrendous with a side of terrible.
Ain’t no way he violated the Geneva Convention just because they were talking💀
And they broke his belt!!
Can even god save them?
ain’t no god there, he left
The Geneva Conventions do not apply to his classroom.
This remind me of a good old time in my school. Where I'd absolutely stay silent. And unfortunately we *ALL* get into trouble. Such good (terrible) times.
🐔
Collectivw punishment
Collective punishments are the worst..😭once when I was in 5th grade, two boys were talking in class, and our science teacher hit EVERYONE with a wooden ruler on the hands😭
@@juvairia12345 dude what
@@Biteof87.. Yes😭We did feel bad for getting hit for no reason, but we were also laughing because seeing the reactions of others getting hit was pure comedy😂
Here I am waiting for the twist, but no it's just darkness 💀 💀 💀
😂
😂
"Because thats the only thing saving you know"
"SIR THE BELL RANG 10 MINUTES AGO"
"Oh, you're right, class dismissed dont forget to take your homework on the way to the door"
Was at least expecting something like this
@@joekenwood4956 Andrew about to sleep with one eye open from now on 💀
"The Geneva Conventions do not apply to my classroom" They are so dead
Teacher: Geneva Convention, More like Geneva suggestion.
@@AfuntechGeneva checklist
@@AfuntechChuckles, oh chuckles.
@@vaporeon344
Chuckles: come my child soldiers!
Some kid who doesn't know he is commiting various war crimes:
I love clowns.
"Mewing won't fix what I'm gonna do to your face" *Bro is absolutely cooked💀*
My friend made that line (Jaden made this video while on stream)
Bro is *_cooked_* ; pre-heated to 375°F, tossed into the oven and baked for 16 minutes or until golden brown💀💀💀💀
„Last chance to look at me Andrew“ Jaistafo Wing
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@@TheVivi13
"Last chance to look at me, Hector." -Gustavo Fring
@@DrPonk oh they changed the letters to match the channel I didn't catch that part
"I'm about to become more nuclear than Chernobyl" is crazy 💀💀
„Last chance to look at me, Andrew.“
Roberto Fring, High School teacher turned meth kingpin
0:40 "Ingrata" means ungrateful/thankless in Spanish, which probably fits the character somehow
"This is your last chance to look at me Andrew." that breaking bad reference caught me off guard
"You frickin broke my belt" caught me off guard. 🤣🤣
Oh hi,I love your video
Now Andrew owes a new belt
THIS IS LITERAL P E R F E C T I O N. The lines get me 😭😭
And it’s always Andrew 😭
0:54 the Omni man quote 💀
You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away!
@@North7809 EVERYONE and EVERYTHING you know, *will be gone*
@@alexanim8orWhat will you have after 500 years?
@@wosany...you...you dad...
was JUST about to say this
1:43 Last chance to look at me hector
"Mewing won't fix what I'm gonna do to your face" is an underrated line, purely because it's a gold nugget surrounded by Platinum BARS
"so it wasn't in my head'" JesusChrist man i couldn't hold my laughter
1:22 He became so menacing here
Teachers lines actually are so good for a someone pissed off i love it
The slow head turn towards Andrew had me rollin 😂😂😂
I’d love to see all of Jaden’s characters fight each other in a gladiator-style free-for-all.
Im pre-liking this video because im so hyped by the thumbnail alone.
And considering this is the sequel to "whos chewing in my class?"
Im hoping for a powerful triology ending
And what an ending it was, god this guy can make a person feel someone's pain so well
This is the end of a trilogy
The First teacher video was about bringing back physical punishment back.
0:10 is where it automatically got intense
"You saying that to me or to god" is ABSOLUTELY EVIL
"Did Kendrick drop another diss track" has me dying 😂😂
1:20 It was at this moment that Andrew knew…he f*cked up.
"The Geneva conventions do not apply to my class" Ok I legit got scared
i really like that when he broke the ruler, it was already broken
“I’m gonna make you wish you were born mute” that was the coldest line I have ever heard in a week🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
1:41 "History's not going to remember you Andrew" is downright villainous 😭
We need lore on Mr Ingrata. Did he grow up on the streets exposed to gang violence or did he fight in the war?
"History's not gonna remember you andrew" I'd have a heart attack if that line was directed to me in that moment
"Schkibidi, schkibi-"
Jaden. You are hilarious 😭 please make a small series with the teacher and students, we need lore 😭
“Mewing won’t fix what I’m going to do to your face” 💀💀🗿
"Whoever it was, I'm going to crumble you to dust and then I'm gonna blow you away." an underrated one imo
"the Geneva conventions do not apply in this classroom"
🥶☠️
“NOW YOU OWE ME A NEW BELT”
He genuinely sounds hurt
Anyone else thinks this man should have a tv show
Legit we need more teachers actually like this in my opinion LOL
“I’m about to become more nuclear than Chernobyl.”
I’m gonna be using that line, thank you 😂
That is THE MOST genuine and terrifying crash out moment I've ever seen in my entire life
1:20 I genuinely expected the Spot’s theme
WE ARE GONNA BE SENT TO THE PRINCINPLES OFFICE WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Yeah. Sent there in a matchbox
We are getting grammar with this one
that if he survives... which I kinda doubt...
Not, to the principal, to god
"frikin nerd"best teacher ever
I could feel that intensity from here holy crap
I can't believe how hilarious this was. The quality of this sketch is amazing. I was ballin with the horror bangs and music with each outrageous threat😂
Bud has a Canadian classroom with those geneva threats💀🇨🇦
0:40!Both Jacob and the teacher were in the right there 😂
1:12 it shows that kids need more of the belt instead of “stern talking to” these days 😂
“you saying that to me or to God? because thats the only thing you’ve got saving you now.” im now waiting for the day i can use this
The lobotomy line was GOLDEN
"History is not gonna remember you, Andrew. Mewing wont fix what im going to do with your face" 😂😂
"The Geneva Conventions do not apply to my classroom" is flabberghasting
I’m gonna bring a self defense cheese grater to this class.
Why don’t you through him at the teacher?😂
@@RightWingPolitics-MAGAthere will be no teacher left
@@TheMusicalPotato2 good
No cheese grater will save you from the makeshift prostate exam
@@NotAdachiPeople Imma pull a uni reverse card on the teacher and suddenly I’m giving the “exam”
"The Geneva Conventions do not apply to my classroom." Goes so hard for some reason
Best skit so far, purely because of the vocal brutality
''The Geneva conventions do not apply to this classroom'' is the best fucking line ever
"THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS DON'T APPLY IN MY CLASSROOM" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Last chance to look at me, Andrew.”
I need to learn how to be menacing and straight mean point like this dude
“I’m bout to become more nuclear than Chernobyl” had me crying😂
"Mewing won't fix what i am going to do with your face"😂
"You going to wish u was born mute." That was funny and evil at the same time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"im about to become more nuclear than Chernobyl" he will be the new Godzilla🙏😭
Mewing wont fix what im going to do with your face 😂 1:42
The skits keep getting better and better
"Did Kendrick come out with another diss track"💀💀bro eager to ask that question
I like to imagine that Jacob accidentally broke his belt filming this and went "well, if
I just roll with it, I can put it down as a tax write off".
I cant get over how perfect the sound effects Jaden puts in these videos.
So this is why Andrew was chewing gum in his class. Still almost got his name written on Death Note though lmao.
LOVING THESE SCHOOL SKITS! ❤Keep em coming. Showing the reality that most of us went thru in high school, 😂
He made the ruler make a cracking sound the second time💀
Not the "What the Sigma?", it haunts me everywhere
Bro is so strong that he broke his belt by😅
"what the sigma" "skibidi skib" 0:10
This has by far some of the hardest lines Jaiden ever wrote, imagine being threatened by any of these in real life.
the ongoing death threats then the head turn pure cinema
honestly the classroom series is the best easily. the creativity with threats is on point
PLEASE make more!!Mr Ingrata is honestly my favourite character.
“Andrew this is your last chance to look at me” bro was on the verge of true fear 😨
Bro broke that ruler while it was still broken😭😭😭
bro was so mad he managed to break the ruler twice
This guy is single-handedly saving youtube shorts right now, and I'm not kidding.
“I’m gonna invent a new way to perform a lobotomy” THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FOUL 💀
man i love these teacher sketches. would love to see more of those. this is great.
I like to think that Jayden keeps a large box of rulers for these ones 😆
This whole video is hilarious, but the line "two glasses of milk please" is what made me laugh the hardest for some reason 😂😂
"The Geneva Conventions do not apply in my classroom." 😂😂😂
"this is about to be an active crime scene" is crazy😭😂
"You saying that to me or to God?" I'M USING THAT
“If someone doesn’t speak up I’m going to thanos snap this classroom out of existence”😭😭
"I am going to be more nuclear than chernobel" is something else dude