Watch Dogs: Legion (Zero Punctuation)
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This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee Croshaw reviews Watch Dogs: Legion.
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Sweet... when is Demon's Souls remastered?
Congrats on working with Ubisoft.
Little Hope. OH boy, just that part of the title shows how "important" it is. However, I'll bask in the week of wait while enjoying . . . something. I lost my train of thought.
No Post-ZP stream today as far as I know.
@@isen2619 Ah, thanks for the update dude.
I'm pretty sure we're all supposed to call "The Elderly nailgun murderer lady with the stupid hat" 'The Queen' in the UK, Yahtz.
I can't stop giggling at this
I will not stand for this blatant slander of the Queen's hat selection. The rest was fine though.
@@wmjm9931 Shall we behead this gentleman for his offense to the Queen?
🤣
Nailed it
I think Yahtzee just sold this to me better than Ubisoft did.
I mean, for one thing, I’d trust the word of Satan himself before believing anything a triple A marketing team tells me, so they had very few chances of selling it to me XD
Honestly, the really stupid hat is tempting me to find out *how* stupid.
@@XescoPicas Watch out the Canadian Satan will try to trick you into microtransactions
I feel the same, time traveler.
If anything , Ubisoft would be a reason not to buy something all on its own
I thought Bagsey was a little too suspiciously actually funny for a triple A game.
TheGingerDoctor Funny how Croshaw said in Watch Dogs 2 review that he wants Watch Dogs protag to be a generic dude then Ubisoft gave him that yet he still isn't pleased and wants Bagsy and his absurd characters to be the main. I say we hard reboot Watch Dogs and do the exact opposite of what Yahtz wants
Edit: Bagsy
@@nomblob5592 well not exactly. He said you make the protagonist an everyman. If you can mix and match all the characters around you don't have a protagonist. You can't see how the oppression affects their life and family because little sally 3 fingers can just hop on the La Resistance train and power bomb the company that shuttered her school. And her bullies.
@@nomblob5592 There's a difference between being generic, and being completely computer generated.
I know right
@@nomblob5592 He never said he "wanted" anything he just suggested, also legions doesn't have a main protag
If Yahtzee's career keeps progressing well, soon enough he'll have to start giving caveats at the beginning of his videos more frequently, with increasing absurdity. "For transparency's sake, I should clarify that I have a minor voice role in this game and wrote a few of it's missions. I also directed it, wrote the main plot, and designed the levels and combat. Anyways, this game is shit and I have no idea what they were thinking."
Isnt that's his Dev Diaries project in a nutshell?
@@imageez I mean ya kinda.
So at what point does the opening cutscene for the game just get replaced with his Zero Punctuation review?
@@Nanorobotic I think you mean "At what point do they just run this as the ad campaign"
@@Grounders10 Generally they don't use that kind of language in ads, but that would be fun too.
Ubisoft: "Look, we've just given up on creating a compelling main character, here's a framework of a few randomly generated ones with some bulletpoints for backstory, just fill in the rest of it yourself"
I did like Kassandra though. Pretty much the only thing I liked about that game
I think it's more fun to make up stories for my characters.
KainGerc Hey would ya look at that, exactly what he wished for in WD2.
The monkey paws has not run out of stock yet I see. Still remember when he want more Open world games
The thing is, I think the protagonist of the game is Bagley (the A.I.), he goes through a character arc throughout the game and is a major component of the game's story, even going so far to have a connection to one of the villains of the game.
You the player, play the role of a supporting character in Bagley's story.
Will do as soon as I get this game.
It sounds like that touched up dialogue from that one supporting character really redeems the whole thing, and whoever made that happen should be praised for carrying this game on their shoulders.
No, but like, genuinely. Bagsey's writing is the only saving grace for the very poor finale of the game, in my opinion.
Like Cr1TiKaL carrying that one Hunger Games film.
@@infinitypilot wait, what? He was in Hunger Games?
@@kabobawsome You actually played the story mission? I just turned this game into a terrorist cell recruitment simulator. I just run around finding random blokes who hate Dedsec and go out of my way to recruit them.
@@Manganization lol he made a meme video a few years ago about how he was an extra but got too excited so they cut him out because he was too loud (I think, I might not remember it very well).
Huh, I guess they should've hired him to write the story, too. That one's a winner.
Wait, is that an Yatzee emoji, wtf how do you get that?
@@augustokonrad3572 winner. :_Classy: copy paste
or not
@@Hangman11 you need the youtube membership to this channel (or however it is called). Note the icon by the commenter's name.
That username... I see you are a man of culture as well.
WD:Legion - Yahtzee plays as Bob The Builder and The Queen going undercover.
When someone offhandedly asked if someone could fix the current state of affairs down the pub, nobody expected Bob to pick up his hard hat, stare into his eyes, and menacingly respond "Yes, we can."
@@humbledaoist well, now u got me to remember nightmares I had about Bob the builder
Finally I can atone for my many, *many* crimes against old ladies in Saints Row 2
i have... SEVERAL ... questions.
"Laugh while you can, whipper-snappers. This REALLY stupid hat carries a REALLY big pile of spider-droids."
The recruitment system is basically The Nemesis System but in reverse and shit.
Exactly, it's as if they saw the nemesis Iceberg and copied it, without seeing the depth it really had.
I for one really want to try it though, the nemesis system was so good even an imitation is probably worth playing.
@@axios4702 its not. Just cus in wdl the nemesis system amounts to either wanting to recruit that npc or not wanting to.
And your interactions from there are ignoring or mistreating them like the usual npc you couldnt care less about. Or doing 1 to 2 mini objectives to recruit them or 1 mini objective and one recruitment mission. But youll eventually just do 2 mini objectives because theyre quicker than doing the mission since after you do them the person just calls and says "ok ill join you" whereas the mission makes you drive back and talk to them again
@@axios4702 Be mindful of the hate but dont bias yourself because of it, if you want to try it wait for a sale and try it out. Is it the best game? No. Is it janky in places and have a number of bugs? Yes. Is it just a game and therefore fun if you allow yourself to have fun/ make your own fun? Yes. I have played through this whole game and while it definitely has its issues its still a blast to play if you just f**k about in it - I also recommend perma-death, play it like a nuzlocke and it allows you to attach to your characters to a degree.
Didn't they supplement the Nemesis system with a Lootbox system?
Is that also present in this title? Pay 10$ for a 1% chance of getting an old lady dressed in Yahtzee's hat?
I’ll be buying this game solely on the merits of that last line’s flawless delivery.
Shit, now I gotta get it too.
I was expecting Yahtzee to make use of the psychotic grannies. I was not dissapointed. If there's the possibility of them wearing a "Hell's Grannies" jacket, I'll buy the game.
I'm willing to bet there are more than a few WD:L players who have transformed DedSec London into Hell's Grannies.
Is that a fuckin Monty Python reference I see?
@@SomeGuyandanAmbulance You bet it is.
And now for something completely different.
Nanageddon!
Im fairly certain if you position the jaffa cakes right, you cant win a game of air hockey against it.
So unsatisfying either way.
I... I think I *really* want to watch a "Let's Play" of you playing this game and inserting your own elaborate backgrounds to the characters and consistently retaining those character quirks throughout your playthrough!
"Its expansive array of systems and dodgy AI mean that it’s got a lot of potential for finding your own entertainment." Oh boy, we got a new elder scrolls game.
ive never had the AI bug out really....
0:53 You remember, DedSec! Those kind, caring lovers of liberty and justice? ... The ones that steal cars? And use them in reckless high-speed chases? Which they escape by causing numerous multi-vehicle crashes by tampering with streetlights, water mains, and the onboard acceleration-and-brake-controlling computers of often occupied vehicles? ... The ones who hack ATMs to empty bank accounts? ... The ones who crack random civilians over the head with billiard balls, take their wallets, then run away,assuring themselves it was "nonlethal" without bothering to check?
... The guys who once briefly _turned Korea off?_ Yeah, those guys.
Put that way, blaming DedSec for a terrorist attack makes a scary amount of sense.
Don't forget about them making their own guns with a 3D-printer :D !
hey remember how T-Bone turning a city off was a massive thing in the story, so much that he only helped doing it again because other hackers were turning the city into chaos? Yea, let's do that again, but to a whole country, for the lolz
For once in my life, I actually finished this game before Yahtzee did the review
I agree with both points, both the spider bot and making your own story. I felt that I was relying on the spider bot quite heavily early on and vowed never to use it unless forced otherwise in which case I immediately found myself relying entirely on either Hitmen or Spys. Regardless, my character arch was with Emmet Flanagan, legendary hitman.
What are the micro transactions like?
@@orpheus3357 special outfits, three operatives (that are in the season pass if you get it) that are not really that powerful in my opinion and the like. Purely cosmetic, the only thing that could be useful is the reveal all collectibles for $4.
I love playing as Phil Cooper, a banjo-toting psychopath with a fur suit. His favorite hobby is punching the shit out of random citizens who make fun of him for his fur suit and he speaks in a surprisingly suave, emotionless tone of voice that makes me convinced that, whenever I'm not using him for a mission, he's off somewhere pulling the legs off grasshoppers and drowning babies
There's always one frame that makes me laugh out loud, and "carry on citizen" wins that title this week
Aye aye commander.
Devs: Maybe if we let Yahtzee work on this game we won't shit on it too much.
Yahtzee, cashing his check: HA!
He mentioned a long time ago that being a friend of his is no guarantee of softball. Can't imagine money would change that vitriol.
Jordan Loux They dont plan on him being soft, nooo. They plan on discrediting him because he works for them thus making his review untrustworthy
It worked. He didn't shit on it too much.
Not the first time he's been affiliated with Ubisoft, as he once said he knew some friends who worked on the Chariot levels in Prince of Persia: the Two Thrones.
He still chewed the crap out of those sections anyway.
The character recruitment system seems cooler when you consider it an expansion on the earlier games, where you could scan anyone in the overworld and receive a quick blurb about their lives and kinks.
"Third Installment"
I completely forgot Watch Dogs 2 existed.
Ditto, I thought this was only the second one.
It was better than the first one.
@@AdrianTache i would say its better than this one, psychotically disconnected story aside
Imo wd2 is so much better then 1 and legion. Legion's missions were so repetitive: just hacking or destoying something and then it's over. Watchdogs 2 has scripts and stuff which actually gives variety
@@llama6394 idk, I thought legion was way better than 2, but then again I can have some pretty dumb opinions
The concept of recruiting people was a pretty good idea but I do agree it makes the story awfully generic. Hopefully Ubisoft doesn't completely scrap the concept and tries to improve it in a future title.
@Toxic Potato actually most npc’s (especially in districts under Albion) will generally dislike you, and you can’t even try to recruit them. Not to mention causing civilian casualties/injuries may make some npc’s hate you, depending on their relation (ex. If they’re a suspect or rival, killing them will act make them more willing to join you, but if it’s a relative/significant other then they’ll hate you).
I guess I wish people who openly hate Dedsec would form their own group that hunts down your operatives or is able to report you to Albion as soon as they notice you.
Odd that you picked commies as your lazy group, I would have thought they would be some of the most likely to join an attempt to overthrow a corporate power. Blasé neoliberals and conservatives seem much more likely to just accept the status quo imho.
it needs the same systrm that shadow of war has, where folks who get one of your guys via arrest become more cool and gloat over your arrest, beating etc...not that i still dont go find every nobhead adversary and past them with the spy later...
I knew I recognized Bagsey's particular kind of snark from somwhere!
Is it just me, or Watch Dogs franchise is slowly progressing into yet another Saints Row?
Surely that's a good thing.
We can only hope that they include the other good qualities as well, including open world activities that are actually fun.
I mean, fuck it, if they do a 10 hour spinoff like Assassin's Creed: Row of Saints where you astrally project into (sure, jack into the Animus, whatever) the Paragon of Criminality, the Boss, all because the Illuminati wants their porn stash or whatnot, that would be one game I might even buy and play from them.
You know what?
I'm ok with that.
frankly i dont know if i care watch dogs went from awesome to bland faster than i thought it would.
Open world, 3rd person, funni characters, cyber-punk theme. Other than that it's just become and will remain an Antifa tech gremlin larp simulator, certainly. I don't think it can progress into anything more overt than this. This is a sweet spot for influencing young gamers, right now.
about time the triple A industry recognized Yahtzee's writing skills now if we could get them to recognize his amazing voice and get this man in a booth we are good to go
Watch dogs has never been a series that has appealed to me, but now that I know you wrote some jokes for it, I’m a little bit more intrigued haha
The fact that randos on the street are just chill to join your super secret paramilitary organization just makes the game more camp and funny to me. That some rando 78 year old homeless man is down to join a resistance cell and engage in industrial espionage is goofy as fuck and I love it in that campy goofy way.
When I played Legion I kept thinking “Bagley is the best part of the game”. Now I know why I think that.
Mu biggest question when it comes to the game is, why does almost every other person you scan have access to a firearm? I thought London/ UK had extreme gun control laws (least to an American). And yet almost every bar owner or lawyer I scan has a freaking assault rifle! Or even better a grenade launcher!
black market 3d printers, theres even throw away lines about it in random conversation , also gang members exist and so does albion, pretty easy to get a gun if you sneak up on a guy with an m249 on the street and ko him and take it...also most of the ones who have guns kinda make sense, former mil, former albion, rich etc
For me it’s mostly homeless people with all the guns
For me I was always wondering why there were so many business people or old ladies carrying around giant wrenches.
Jay R Your old ladies had wrenches? Mine had grenade launchers
Im so glad they made a game that they claim is not political. I didnt know that Claus from American Dad had mad skills on the skateboard.
If that's what they claimed then that makes my arse non political
We are not being political despite us invoking political imagery in the advertising so that it gets clicks and sells the game.
Not political but did include pedophiles in the game.
Klause*
Ugh thank god, so there are no black women in the game?
As I was playing, I was thinking Bagley has a very similar sarcastic, with tone to Yahtzee... and whaddya know! If only they didn’t cut a lot of his stuff, I bet they were the best ones.
This all things considered has been a surprisingly positive review.
I love doing missions as an Albion person in uniform. It's hilarious when the cutscences have the quest giver saying "That'll show Albion!!" to someone in full albion uniform :-)
I got an albion person really early in the game and did every albion mission with them and there were multiple missions that were like "going in here is suicide youll die" and I just walked in did the mission and walked out without any problems
The construction worker and Mildred had me in stitches, great episode!
Crazy Mildred - The elderly nail-gun murderer. I must see this now. Use her as a main in your next game devs idea!
Petition for Ubisoft to make a spin off game on crazy Mildred the elderly nail gun murderer
I was pretty harsh on this one when I first started playing it (I love WD2, sue me), but I won’t lie. It can be pretty fun. Missions are pretty fun when you ignore the spider drone and the New Game + is nice to have. Hopefully the online adds a bit more depth tho, because the story is pretty dull.
I LOVE CRAZY MILDRED THE NAILGUN MURDERER. Laughed so hard because that looks just like my grandma, and we just helped her remodel her house, requiring a nailgun.
My personal highpoint was winning barenucle boxing matches with an old lady dressed like one of the golden girls
Don't know about everyone else here, but I'm looking forward to his reviews of Spider-Man: Miles Morales and Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity.
Same
I'm looking forward to his Astros playroom review
I hope we get to see him review Yakuza: Like a Dragon. I know he's a fan of the series so I want to see his opinion on how they changed the combat system (and the new protagonist).
I can tell you now, he's probably not gonna like Age of Calamity. Unless something's changed, he seems to have very specific ideas about Warriors games, and unless Age of Calamity changes something fundamental about the format, I all-but-guarantee 'second verse, same as the first' is gonna appear in the review. If he does one.
I'm most excited for his AssCreed Valhalla review. It's probably going to be a complete bloodbath.
Not gonna lie the AI from the game was pretty damn well punched up
In the possessive tense, DEDSEC sounds like the name of a necrophilia cult we don't know actually exists yet.
Remember that purple acid reflux pill we named after a sex trafficking cult we didn't know existed until Smallville became relevant again?
Would love that to happen the other way round. Can't wait to hear about the cult called Gaviscon
I had an old man that I recruited early on when i saved him from an Albion soldier. His only quality other than being slow was he had an MP5 sub machine gun.
I used him for a lot of the heavy combat missions. I called him the old senile man with a gun and I pretended he was angry all the time (even though he had the biggest smile I had ever seen in an NPC in that game. The game ended up automatically picking him for part of one of the final missions. My crazy grumpy old man ended up having a touching bit of dialogue with the AI at the very end. My old angry senile guy ended up being the most wholesome character in the end
Honestly it feels like Ubisoft has no idea what to do with the franchise.
They do improve with every game but it does feel somewhat disjointed
Lordi Yahtz says it in HIS Watch Dogs 2 that he don't want gravely voiced avengers or spunky teen as protag and instead the protag should be a bland nobody. Now they did it in Legion and Yahtz is still not happy. Bottom line: dont make a game for Yahtz
@@nomblob5592 They didn't make it a bland nobody, they made it a bland everybody.
@@nomblob5592 An everyman isn't a bland nobody, just someone with everyday struggles and a relatable character, they're getting close tho.
I actually put off watching this because I didn't want my fun spoiled. Couldn't have been more pleasantly surprised! Not only does Yaht capture the essence of WDL perfectly, but I can't believe he's behind the witty banter of the AI!
Got the game last night. Decided to take a shot every time the AI said something I suspect yahtzee would have added. I was plastered about 2 hours in.
Good to see that basically this whole channel is still kept alive by one dude.
For being a game with an infinite amount of playable characters, it seems that everyone basically used the same combination of dudes. Starting with the free construction worker.
"Even if the enemies spot [the spider drone], blow it up, and start hunting around for its controller, as long as you're outside the building you can stand in front of their windows with two middle fingers up and your knob pressed up against the glass, and they won't do sh*t."
X'D
I expect to see this line in a quote compilation one day.
LOLed at the imp clusters, the Stormtrooper imps, the credits thing, and this one:
1. Hang around Westminster Bridge
2. Get stuck in animation loop
3. Clip into wall
Damn almost makes me wanna play through again.
There was a moment where I completed an optional mission in this game and the AI character said the line "I guess it's back to knob jokes then" and I sincerely hope that was one of Yahtzee's lines because it sure sounds like something he'd say.
Doing a spiderbot free run of this game now because Yahtzee is 100% spot on, that droid is op
So in short: Wait for the GOTY edition to go on sale.
@@skydiamsteam6005 Nowadays every game seems to have a GOTY edition. Yknow what I mean though, the version with all the dlc n shit.
That's always the answer - especially in the case of Ubisoft. It's $20 cheaper, you get the DLC, and 75% of the bugs have been addressed. (Not solved, but addressed)
Born in Cheltenham, never thought I'd hear it called out on a ZP vid! Cheers Yahtzee!
What an honour. Congratulations to you and the people of Cheltenham!
I've been enjoying it. They seem to have finally patched up the game and it doesn't crash anymore on my PC. The best part is definitely the Bagley AI dialogue. It just seems better than all the other written dialogue. Strange, don't know why.
Well, i love fanfictions, so the "write your own story" bit seems promising
Expected Yahtzee to be a lot more vicious with this given that apart from the recruitment/gang mechanic it's a by the numbers Ubisoft open world game. You know... the kind they already released about 10 times before this.
Yeah considering it's the kind of game he usually tears to pieces he was very lenient on this one. Pretty disappointing.
Despite what he said at the start of the video, he absolutely was going very soft on this game and pulling a lot of punches. This is pretty much identical to every other open-world Ubisoft game of the last few years but with a badly executed gimmick. He should have crucified this game as it rightfully deserved.
But he doesn't want to burn any bridges with potential employers.
Character arc included (some assembly required).
Let's not forget that any recruitment mission means fast traveling to the other side of the map to do 1 trivial thing, then fast traveling to another to do another trivial thing, which means fast traveling back to tell the person you did the 2 trivial things and want them to join your club. Hurray loading screens.
"There's still fun to be had it's just at the game's expense." That happens to be my favorite genre
Call in Crazy Mildred. We have a situation
That characterization at the end was the cherry on top! Laughed so much!!!!
I never touched the spider drone, I never upgraded it, at most I used the stationary drone, but only as a defensive options when things go south and for collectibles, never for objectives.
My play-style was "Execution dominance". Most of my characters needed to have a custom handgun like a revolver or a deagle, but I never actually shot any bullets outside animations, all I was doing, was running up in stealth or loud to enemies and just takedown them, or melee them with fists, equip gun, then execute them to assert dominance. The fun grew exponentially when I've got a hitman, as they can takedown if a weapon is equipped even if they spot you. I was just blazing through every single outpost, executing every single one of them and I think in my last 7 hours of gameplay, I have used only the electroshock grenade launcher for drones, I have fired 0 bullets outside the execution animations. Also I've played with elders, and that was amazing.
I had a lot of fun *10/10*
Plot Twist: Double decker bus riding Construction worker's childhood trauma wasn't from a train and a crab, it was a train and Wizzo Butter. (Its very difficult to tell the difference between wizzo butter and a dead crab)
The last minute of this episode made me laugh harder than I have in a while, good show
Coming back to it, I realised one thing: wouldn't it have been better if the character recruitment system was more like, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker or V instead? Or hell, even Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. That way, instead of the protagonists being random characters with zero plot, there could have been a few main characters, and every recruit provide bonuses (like research points for upgrades) or be used for side "operations" to earn money, materials or whatever.
'It's as satisfying as winning a game of air hockey against a packet of jaffa cakes.'
Considering I have a gift of managing to get the air hockey puck in my own goal every time I touch it, I'd be pretty satisfied if I managed to beat something else at the game, even if it's inanimate.
That construction worker is like the tutorial mission survivor from XCOM:Enemy within (he's garunteed to pass the psi-ops test and can be the guy who crashes the mothership).
Yahtzee’s construction worker protagonist sounds an awful lot like Emmett from The Lego Movie.
These videos still crack me up everytime. That last minute was gold.
The description of his 2 characters might be the strongest endorsement of an Ubisoft sandbox Yahtzee has ever given.
Spider droid,
Spider droid,
Does everything
The magical tramp was the best description of aiden pierce
I got the spider drone as the first mandatory upgrade in the tutorial for the upgrades and gadgets.
75% of all operatives I recruited now started with the spider pre-equiped as their gadget except the one or two Assault Rifle carrying who got the one-hit electric mines or one-hit shock fist.
The game was quite a breeze unless I intentionally challenged myself, even then the Auto-Hide enemy bodies to avoid alerting other guards made stealth even easier especially when using the spider as it can do that as well, just not automatically.
tl;dr avoid the spider drone or (many other gadget and upgrades for that matter) if you want anything close to challenge.
Also play on Ironman, unlike me who only died twice, one had Deathwish trait and the other was the mandatory story death at the start.
Well now it makes sense why I loved Bagley's humour so much! He honestly made the game for me
I think a hard reboot or soft reboot of this franchise with Aiden Pierce or Aiden Pierce-ish unhinged vigilante type character that actually explores some of the moral questions that the first game kinda hints at would maybe move this franchise in better direction. A big criticism of the first game was the fact that it took itself super seriously, so in response in the second game the devs decided to lighten the tone and make it much more flashy and silly. The issue with that is the fact that the light silly tone kind of undercuts the stories messages about how bad corporate surveillance is. Now with Legion they've made it even more flashy and silly so it's just kinda like Saints Row with computers and hacking which subverts any real message that could've been made and turns it into just another video game filler plot.
The gameplay has also significantly changed since the first game as well. People forget how good the gameplay was if you ignore stealth. It basically turned into a John Wick simulator. Now combining a well written more punisher-ish type story with fast John Wick gunplay that deemphasizes stealth and a more complicated hacking system (like having to do more prep to use a hack) would be a hella good game.
I haven't played Legion and probably won't anytime soon because of the whole Ubisoft mess going on right now, but I think a middle ground between Watch Dogs 1 and 2 would be good for the tone. Aiden Pierce was too serious of a protagonist for me in a game whose story fell kinda flat imo. I liked the lighter tone in the second game, but it went too far and the characters felt like internet trolls in their teens. Every serious moment got undercut by the protagonists going right back to talking about pop culture references and memes afterwards.
I'd like to see a Watch Dogs game where a hopeful group of vigilantes start out with grand ideas of being conquering heroes against the evil corporation, but get discouraged about whether or not what they're doing is right after having to resort to tactics that hurt real people and not just the faceless corporation they're opposing. I'd also like to see an in depth reputation system that changes based on how you play the game. e.g. If you have to resort to violence in missions then Dedsec starts getting a violent reputation that makes average people less willing to support your cause, but the types of people who want a violent revolution will start causing chaos in your name. If you go in for a more stealthy approach, then Dedsec starts winning over the general population and more peaceful forms of protest and defiance start happening as a result.
The last minute of this video did more to make me want to try this game than any other advertisement I have seen for it.
Blimey, no wonder I thought Bagley sounded familiar. It's been itching at the back of my mind for days now as to where I recognized the voice from.
Turns out the evolutionary end of all games is Pokémon.
Goldfish in a bowl on a skateboard is my favorite character
I like how immediately from the first few lines of dialogue of the AI support character, I could tell Yahtzee wrote it. One of the first things it says is “there’s a F*CKLOAD of data in room above you” in the same accent
I forgot about this review, bought and played the game, thought bagsys lines were surprisingly funny and actually made me laugh once or twice, and then saw this again. Now it all makes sense
I have an idea. For the next Ubisoft review, take random clips from your previous video reviews and make a collage to see how many notices the difference
Here I am watching this video 8 months later and I still can't get "crazy Mildred the elderly nail gun murderer" out of my head
Also congrats on doing that VO work on WDL yahtzee keep up the great work
Yup construction worker I was forced to recruit was my main, because fly to roof - steal item - fly away - OR fly to roof - spawn spiderbot - fly away
Also yes little old lady exSpy was the secondary character.... your game was the same as mine apparently
Why not go halfway? Have two protagonists. One is like Aiden, it it for personal reasons, doesn't think twice about killing, make use of the focus mechanic. Second one can he more like Marcus, in it for the greater good, prefers non lethal methods, more stealth missions. This way the story won't suffer with a lack of focused protagonist.
No joke, the spider drone bends the game over it's knee. With a cargo drone, it's just no trouble. Better yet, there are cameras and drone summoning platforms all over, so you don't even need the construction worker.
And beekeepers. Summon a swarm of bee sized drones and watch the fun. I had the one you're given for liberating a district, and I got a 77 year old man. If I could have changed his name, he'd have been Buzz "The God of Bees" Kilroy, flying around on a cargo drone, flinging spiders and swarms of bee robot drones upon the wicked PMCs of Albion as he liberated one district at a time. If I kept the game until I beat it, I'd have had him beat the final mission.
All his life, Buzz was an ordinary beekeeper, until one day, oppression drove him to join a group of heroic hackers. Upon learning all he could about hacking (and he learned fast because he's the cool grandfather of DedSec's crew), he took the fight to the oppressors, using spider drones and a truckload of mechanized bee drones. At the age of seventy seven, Buzz "The God of Bees" Kilroy became a modern day legend. At the ripe old age of ninety four, he passed in his sleep moments before the Templars could break in and capture him. The Templars passed when the quarter ton of dynamite went off while they watched Buzz's final video tell them to suck pollen.
what's funny is that the only operator ive had from the start of the game till the end...was the construction worker I had to recruit
Your depiction of Bagley was really funny. I wonder how it would have been if Ubisoft accepted all you lines.
yahtzee as hal 9000, its nice to see good ideas do travel up the chain of command sometimes
this was _close_ to the usual faux angry critique, but you definitely went easier on this one. still cool that you got to help on the game though
_random emote just cause_
there are definitely things I would have done differently on the recruit system for legion.
for one I wish they had more gadgets (like maybe add the blackout and jam comms hack back in as a "gadget", an ar decoy to draw enemies away or make them think they killed you to re enter stealth, etc.) or made the other gadgets more useful since I find most of my operators have the ar cloak on, only my hacker (the game hands you one in like, the 2nd mission btw) and some journalists with a news drone (ez picture snaps) has the spider bot since hackers op when doing things remotely, only reason i used anyone else was boredom or because you couldn't do it 100% remotely. gave the shock knuckles to my 3 melee guys for obvious reasons, my hitman 1 has the explosive drone, and my drone expert has the spider bot turret. everyone else? ar cloak by default because its op. bout to die? cloak. security? cloak. need a fast takedown? cloak. useing a disguise and someones about to detect you? cloak. need to lose a wanted level? literally cloak and walk around a corner, hell if you got a statue guy or a janitor just cloak and use the emote you'll literally vanish to the ai. (and no the ai doesn't find it sus that someone suddenly materialized in front of them.)
that and some of the upgrades make some traits redundant, like why is drone betray a thing when you can get team wide upgrades to make drones betray your enemy anyway? should have made it so you can train a dedsec perk to an operators empty perk slot if they have one, for example, instead of always having two weapon slots (or rather carry two dedsec weapons at once if they have a gun already you can still use the empty slot. btw ubi where's my LTL sniper rifle? i wanna throw that on a construction worker.) you could give an op a "fully loaded" perk to carry two guns, or give the ar shroud as a perk, or the drone betray hack if they don't already have it, or let an op carry a gun type they don't have access to (fyi in legion you cant use say, an assualt rifle for example unless that op comes with one but if they do you can swap it out with any ar anyone else has on your team has, this ignores dedsec weapons in the upgrade tree), etc. to me legion's concept works best when you limit what each character can do so you have to play around their strengths, not when everyone can ar cloak and spider bot a base out and kill everyone with the drones patrolling the street. (also should probably mandate a visit to hq to change loadouts after the first time since being able to swap gear at will makes everyone feel even less unique.)
lastly they need to add a "support" pool separate from the main pool for people your never going to play for like, 10-15 ops that boost their passives at the cost of making them unplayable until you move them back to the "active" pool, and you'll be able to transfer people between them at hq. and don't try to tell me the dude with a +money passive and passive gambling (that doesn't work while actively playing them lmao) adds anything to gameplay because if I wanted a dude with no perks, I would have recruited one (yes the game does roll people with no perks occasionally) and the game is capping me at around 40 ops so I want them all to play somewhat differently, not have 6 reskins of the same +money, clothes discount guy, -jail time, etc. because I want the bonuses to stack. that said I wouldn't mind someone with 3 useful perks and that just so happens to have a passive staying in active for example.
and that's just the ops, don't get me started on how cops just know where you are instantly and what crime you committed without anyone calling the cops like in wd 1&2 (like I dropped an explosive with a construction drone remotely and the cops immediately pulled up to my exact gps cords and whipped out the batons), like I can buy firing a single round in the sky will bring albion down on you instantly in an oppressed district, but surely the security's more lax in liberated one's right?
jam comms is the disrupt hack, only gets one person. also having your gun out and meleeing does a crap ton of dmg
I want to dislike this game, as it's yet another Ubisoft sandbox, but the very idea of violent grannies in stupid hats brings a smile to my face.
Are you really that easy to sell to?
@@Anonymos185 ...yeah.
2:17 Oh hello, Doctor Diablerie!
Actually, a packet of Jaffa Cakes is just the right size to block the goal area of an air hockey table, so it'd be impossible to score against it, but possible that the puck rebounds into your own goal...
Just sayin'...
:3
It's a fun ass sandbox. Just know what you're going into, and go all out. I love doomed characters.