Thank You all ladies and gents .. we made this video as a joke and a way to make everyone laugh. I appreciate all the love an hate lol hope y'all keep enjoying this video!!
Some of us have had this done to us very badly and don’t find this funny at all. Did you teach the chick who found my nerve that day? Let’s be serious...
I had my 40 hour certificate in one day and can’t wait to find a job with it. I’m so over retail and want to become a physician in the future so can’t wait to have my first medical job as a phlebotomist 🙌🏻🥰
This video is awesome. Made it fun, and took the creepy out of drawing blood. Super cute video, made it clear on what to expect, informative. Kept me totally engaged and makes me want to do it even more.
My instructor showed us this video in class last week and she nearly died laughing at the explanations patients give for their veins because she gets the same ones at work everyday. Thanks for the laugh.
This was the first video I watched when i was to figure out what i wanted to do. Now I'm a certified phlebotomist just because of this video. Thank You.
Aloha!! The video is absolutely HILAROUSNESS!!!!! but this video has been VERY informative to me as I am currently taking a Phlebotomy course, I had to skip out my last 3rd Written test Not the National Certification, we haven't been scheduled yet for that...but long story short, I am cramming to study as much as possible and I am the type of learner that I have to read and have visuals...I don't know how I EVER made it through most of my schooling being this way...I am excited to get certified and will continue for the rest of this day watching what videos you have posted...Thank you!!! BLUE RED GREEN PURPLE Have a great day!!!!
I'm a newly certified CPT, just achieved my certification in March of this year. I was introduced to phlebotomy working in a plasma center working with 17 gauge needles, and transitioned really well using a 21-gauge butterflies. Not to mention doing what seemed like an endless amount of sticks in a 10 hour day! I love what I do, I love working with people and doing sticks. I think the most fun part is palpating those veins and searching for that right one! It's very satisfying to perform phlebotomy on a patient. :) I just never had any fun learning the order of draw. lol Funny vid! I loved it!
Juggalo972 how did you learn to palpate the vein? and get the right one...we young graduate nurses here dont get phlebotomy course....we have to learn the hard way.. 😢
Hey! I'm a nurse aide looking into phlebotomy programs. Some are 3 days, some 1 month, and at the community college an entire semester. How long was ur program? Did ya feel prepared?
I'm an Allied Health Program Director and Phlebotomy instructor. I show this video as often as I can....i have it memorized. LOL! You all are so much fun! Have you shot any other lab videos?
DAMMIT PAUL! I told you to invert the tubes!!!!! Now we are getting schooled by Gregory Beach!!! Gregory Beach seems to be the only one that thinks your not hot. LMAO!
Was required to watch 2 phlebotomy videos for MLT internship.I was ROFL!! You guys are just too hilarious!! It was refreshing--and you got almost all the important STUFF in!! Thank you a million times--MORE MORE MORE VIDEOS!!
I teach at an accredited college and I use this video all the time! I love the humor in it! yes there are a couple small errors but that can be used for teaching too! Humor keeps students attention!
Well hello! LOL! I've been drawing blood probably since you guys were born, and no worries - I'm not going to tell you how to draw blood. Just wanted to say that my favorite part was the guy in the chair listing all his problems before his blood draw. Made me laugh! Those are universal, for sure. Loved all of it really. I'd just like to work with you! You guys are fun. :) Loved the satire.
it very low pay, its $27 an hour as a casual and full time/part time is around 23-25 an hour, that's in Australia. and with out penalty rates it comes to about 40,000 a year.
I just finish my phlebotomy training and I'm ready to put my skills to work. I really love your video Paul you did a great job! you got great skills and hilarious at the same time. you make people want to learn
I love this!!! I miss being a phelbotomist! The pay was never the greatest though! Great first medical job! Now, personally pediatric nurse practitioner!
Well done, levity included... I just passed my course finals and am working towards finishing my required draws so I can sit for the national certification exam. Venipunctures are usually no issue (lately I've been having a little trouble), butterflies are just annoying but I'm getting by. I just have difficulty getting veins to stop rolling without having to really press down on the skin. Any advice?
I believe the title is well suited! I was browsing youtube videos as refreshers for phlebotomy and ran across this video. Absolutely great! You guys are too funny!
I could watch your video(s) thirty hours per day...off the charts excellent! Wished I could work with people like you. A career change beckons...Well right down to the music, it's bass-heavy, just what I like and aside from all of your phlebotomy expertise I hasten to add you are in the wrong business-too entertaining! Suffice it to say, I love your presentation technique. KEEP THEM COMING! You will make a difference and truly, make the world a better place. Wishing you huge success! Steve (o:
This video I probably the best I've seen yet! Most videos are just super boring. But because you can tell he actually enjoys his job and what he is doing and has a fun time with it, it was much more fun to watch.
Thanks this was fun and useful you make it seem a piece of cake I am a bit worried about the 95 years old on blood thinners or the aggressive patient or just the patient "impossible to get a vein on/everybody tried/ fail and bruised" a 25 athlete is the best 1/100 patients you can drop blood from....thanks again
Hello! Phlebotomy instructor here, and I show this video every time I teach a new phlebotomy course. Why? Because A. the information here is all 100% accurate, and B. it's hysterical! My students always have a blast watching this video and we get such a good laugh while learning. I especially love the portion about what patients say about their veins, that is SO on point! Kudos, gentlemen, I love it!
You nutters. Love it. I really wanna do this. Thank you for my training but one question.......Where were your labels for your patient's tubes?? You'll have to re-film this exactly as you did, music included but..... add the tube labelling :D
Man, I keep joking around that I'm going to move up to Alaska one of these days and put my medical assisting/phlebotomy skills to use. If it's in demand up there, maybe I should give it serious consideration. LOL. Good job by the way. ^^
I'm Obsessed with this video!! I started my Phlebotomy career at the Anchorage Career Academy in Anchorage, Ak, 2002 and have never stopped. It this filmed in Soldotna, Ak? Thanks for the laugh!!
I really enjoyed this video... Yes it's all in fun but he still made sure to go through all of the steps. That tourniquet though? It felt like it was on for quit a long time. :) Great video
Alcohol wipes should be wiped in circular motions from the center outwards, then it should be air dried. He should have anchored the vein. He also should have inverted the tubes while he waited for the next tube to fill up. He should have also leave the tourniquet on no longer than one minute.
Ten days ago, I had a bad phlebotomist who blew one of my veins. Usually, I drink plenty of water the day before and the day of the draw to make life easier. I never even knew about numbing cream before. Excellent video. Thank you tremendously.
I been watching educational videos and doing research on both Phlebotomy and Dental Assisting, and to come across one like this. It woke me Up, it was Funny , Had me cracking up Thank You! Good Job!
Oh goodness gracious😱 I came here to get some learning on phlebotomy but totally got distracted 😳 I have watched this video 3 times and can’t seem to focus 😖 I think I’m in LOVE 😍 lol
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I can't tell if he's trying to seduce me or trying to teach me about phlebotomy.... #Confused
Joanna Jenkins 😂
haha exactly because he's so handsome I couldn't even focus on this video...so I'll change it some goofy fat guy then I can focus lol
😅
I don’t know if he’s trying to “tech” you but I’m assuming he’s trying to “teach”.
Joanna Jenkins Lmaooooooooo 😆
Thank You all ladies and gents .. we made this video as a joke and a way to make everyone laugh. I appreciate all the love an hate lol hope y'all keep enjoying this video!!
Paul Seymour 😍
Some of us have had this done to us very badly and don’t find this funny at all. Did you teach the chick who found my nerve that day? Let’s be serious...
let me come work with you
Paul Seymour how does it feel to be famous lol
I’d let him stick me. Also, I’ve never had such unholy thoughts surrounding bloodletting, and now I think I need a therapist. Thanks a lot, Paul. 😕
I had my 40 hour certificate in one day and can’t wait to find a job with it. I’m so over retail and want to become a physician in the future so can’t wait to have my first medical job as a phlebotomist 🙌🏻🥰
@ Denise Medina... are you happy in your career... I will start school soon!!!:-)
Getting a license is one thing, I here getting a job is difficult? What's your experience?
I graduated in october and have a full time job now, in December.
how did it go for you?!
Hysterically informative! Humor is one of the BEST TEACHERS! Take the stress out and learning is better👍🏻
I'm a phlebotomist and I find this video funny :) People with the negative comments need to lighten up - have some sense of humor!
Hi christie im jhoy, which city u working?and can i ask if they also hired a filipino phlebotomist ?hope to hear u back God bless
Right
how long was your training
+Christie Gerardo
Can I ask you a question, please?
I'm about to go to phlebotomy school! 5 month program
unfortunately that is exactly how he types. it's sad but true.
that's the only reason we haven't made the world's greatest typing training video.
L
Too funny
This video is awesome. Made it fun, and took the creepy out of drawing blood. Super cute video, made it clear on what to expect, informative. Kept me totally engaged and makes me want to do it even more.
HA!
My instructor showed us this video in class last week and she nearly died laughing at the explanations patients give for their veins because she gets the same ones at work everyday. Thanks for the laugh.
Yay for Phlebotomy. at the hospital I work at we call ourselves the vampire squad.
Phlebs
Elizabeth Brown Oh haha we've never heard a vampire joke before. 🙄
yall just seduce ea other
😜
I'm about to start school for phlebotomy can't wait
dyyyyyyyyying! "no glove, no love!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a rough day but now I can't stop laughing GOD help
This is not love making lol he’s too much
Who said that we can`t have fun and learn at the same time?
True
This was the first video I watched when i was to figure out what i wanted to do. Now I'm a certified phlebotomist just because of this video. Thank You.
My medical assisting/phlebotomy students loved this video. Thank you for sharing. Any "mistakes" were great talking points. Loved it!!
"Sir, I see you have another hole there"😂😂😂
Tomorrow it's going to be my first time doing venipuncture to a person
how was your first day doing venipuncture ?
@@mythicalbeastwaywardson very nice, after 3 years 😂
@@cloockes2992 hey I wanted to know oki lolol
Today is my 1st day im getting ready for school! Ommmggg not ready!!
Aloha!!
The video is absolutely HILAROUSNESS!!!!! but this video has been VERY informative to me as I am currently taking a Phlebotomy course, I had to skip out my last 3rd Written test Not the National Certification, we haven't been scheduled yet for that...but long story short, I am cramming to study as much as possible and I am the type of learner that I have to read and have visuals...I don't know how I EVER made it through most of my schooling being this way...I am excited to get certified and will continue for the rest of this day watching what videos you have posted...Thank you!!! BLUE RED GREEN PURPLE Have a great day!!!!
I'm a newly certified CPT, just achieved my certification in March of this year. I was introduced to phlebotomy working in a plasma center working with 17 gauge needles, and transitioned really well using a 21-gauge butterflies. Not to mention doing what seemed like an endless amount of sticks in a 10 hour day!
I love what I do, I love working with people and doing sticks. I think the most fun part is palpating those veins and searching for that right one! It's very satisfying to perform phlebotomy on a patient. :) I just never had any fun learning the order of draw. lol
Funny vid! I loved it!
Juggalo972 how did you learn to palpate the vein? and get the right one...we young graduate nurses here dont get phlebotomy course....we have to learn the hard way.. 😢
Hey! I'm a nurse aide looking into phlebotomy programs. Some are 3 days, some 1 month, and at the community college an entire semester. How long was ur program? Did ya feel prepared?
@@alyciabagwell9633 ... are you a phlebotomist??? I’m starting school soon!!!:-)
I'm an Allied Health Program Director and Phlebotomy instructor. I show this video as often as I can....i have it memorized. LOL! You all are so much fun! Have you shot any other lab videos?
How long should the phlebotomy class be? I found one for three days... seems short.
@@alyciabagwell9633 that is DEFINITELY too short! Sounds like a scam. Look out for accredited schools certified by NAACLS.
DAMMIT PAUL! I told you to invert the tubes!!!!! Now we are getting schooled by Gregory Beach!!!
Gregory Beach seems to be the only one that thinks your not hot. LMAO!
Lmao! I'm cracking up!
where was that one at
Lame
🤣🤣🤣
Paul, you can be my Phleb instructor ANYTIME! 😍😍
l want to work in the phlebotomist jod. Here
Don't get too horny...
This is actually very helpful, they kept me listening! ;) Thanks for injecting some humor into this :)
This was actually so informative! Loved the humor 😂🤣
Lmao here I am studying and I'm cracking up! This guy is absolutely adorable!!! Love him!!! :)))
Was required to watch 2 phlebotomy videos for MLT internship.I was ROFL!! You guys are just too hilarious!! It was refreshing--and you got almost all the important STUFF in!! Thank you a million times--MORE MORE MORE VIDEOS!!
I teach at an accredited college and I use this video all the time! I love the humor in it! yes there are a couple small errors but that can be used for teaching too! Humor keeps students attention!
Well hello! LOL! I've been drawing blood probably since you guys were born, and no worries - I'm not going to tell you how to draw blood. Just wanted to say that my favorite part was the guy in the chair listing all his problems before his blood draw. Made me laugh! Those are universal, for sure. Loved all of it really. I'd just like to work with you! You guys are fun. :) Loved the satire.
This is great! I'm currently training in phlebotomy so this gave me a pretty good laugh.
Damn Paul can take my blood out any day 😍
Crystal Minnella my thoughts exactly lol
Yes yes yes!! LOL
it very low pay, its $27 an hour as a casual and full time/part time is around 23-25 an hour, that's in Australia. and with out penalty rates it comes to about 40,000 a year.
@@jacquipryor9285 It's between 30k-35k where I am in the US. It kinda sucks, but it only requires a 3 and a half week training course.
3 weeks wow. I'm doing 6 months here and that 3 days a week !
This is my favorite hidden gem ever. I've been watching this video every now and again for like 7 years
THANK YOU! I think you are due for a rewatch :)
I just finish my phlebotomy training and I'm ready to put my skills to work. I really love your video Paul you did a great job! you got great skills and hilarious at the same time. you make people want to learn
Y'all make Phlebotomy so much fun haha , thanks for not being dry and boring like 60% of Phlebotomists, you guys rock!!!!
I love this!!! I miss being a phelbotomist! The pay was never the greatest though! Great first medical job! Now, personally pediatric nurse practitioner!
You really used to be a phlebotomist? If so, can I ask you a question?
Well done, levity included... I just passed my course finals and am working towards finishing my required draws so I can sit for the national certification exam. Venipunctures are usually no issue (lately I've been having a little trouble), butterflies are just annoying but I'm getting by. I just have difficulty getting veins to stop rolling without having to really press down on the skin. Any advice?
this is the GREATEST Phlebotomy training video EVER! Hopefully I get to work with awesome peeps such as yourselves!!!
I believe the title is well suited! I was browsing youtube videos as refreshers for phlebotomy and ran across this video. Absolutely great! You guys are too funny!
I could watch your video(s) thirty hours per day...off the charts excellent! Wished I could work with people like you. A career change beckons...Well right down to the music, it's bass-heavy, just what I like and aside from all of your phlebotomy expertise I hasten to add you are in the wrong business-too entertaining! Suffice it to say, I love your presentation technique. KEEP THEM COMING! You will make a difference and truly, make the world a better place. Wishing you huge success! Steve (o:
I also teach phlebotomy and was laughing out loud at this! He's a cutie! Please make more and I'll show my students.
I show this video to my phlebotomy classes every semester!!! Its awesome. You should do more!!!
You guys crack me up! I hope I work with an awesome group. I start school tomorrow, so naturally I’m binging phlebotomy videos lol.
omg he's a lefty he really helped me!! I have trouble with what side should I stand on since everything looks backwards!! thank you!
This video I probably the best I've seen yet! Most videos are just super boring. But because you can tell he actually enjoys his job and what he is doing and has a fun time with it, it was much more fun to watch.
Thanks this was fun and useful you make it seem a piece of cake I am a bit worried about the 95 years old on blood thinners or the aggressive patient or just the patient "impossible to get a vein on/everybody tried/ fail and bruised" a 25 athlete is the best 1/100 patients you can drop blood from....thanks again
This was great video. I can't stop laughing!!
Great job guys 😊
You guys are hilarious! Where are you out of? I start a Phlebotomy course next Saturday, thanks for posting this!
What for a wonderful demonstration! But skin desinfection I learned on an other way.
Paul, you are great!
ds video not only funny but informative and to di point 👍 luv from Jamaica 🇯🇲🤣
Music's appropriate, such a necessary procedure yet everyone fears it. Thanks!
This was hilarious. Loved it!
I've been a Certified Phlebotomist for 7 years now. This is by far the best training video ever!!! 😂 Thank you for your great service, sir.
There is 123 years of experience in this video. I am glad we can share some of it with you. :)
This video is hilarious and informational. The music 🎶 is something else lol thanks.
Lol I'm actually about to start Phlebotomy classes 😂 I stumbled across this video and thought it was hilarious!
I just got my training. Man thank you for the Worlds Best Phlebotomy Training! I am certified now.
Was the certification test difficult?
Hello! Phlebotomy instructor here, and I show this video every time I teach a new phlebotomy course. Why? Because A. the information here is all 100% accurate, and B. it's hysterical! My students always have a blast watching this video and we get such a good laugh while learning. I especially love the portion about what patients say about their veins, that is SO on point! Kudos, gentlemen, I love it!
oh my goodness, could watch this cutie all day long!!! Love the humor with his obvious skill
Loved this editorial 😂🤣😂🤣made me laugh soooo hard!
Loved this video, laughed the whole way through kinda made my day :)
How did you learn to type that fast without looking at the screen?
The reasons you can't use a certain arm/hand etc are so true to what you hear
This is so damn accurate and funny 😂😂 especially the reasons as to why you can’t use a certain arm 😂💀
This is the best and funny Phlebotomy Training video ever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't think I would finish watching this but it is so funny. Thanks, guys.
I'm starting my clinical's tomorrow! I'm pretty nervous but you made me feel a whole lot better!
You both are sooo crazy😁😁good video and good blood drawing.
Loved the video Paul !
Lmao......took the stress out of studying for me. you guys are funny. loved the video.
No no I can't use THIS for my students.. but it was funny.. thanks!
I came here for a legitimate video... this was great XD
love this crazy video and you will learn very quickly great for phlebotomy student such as my self
BEST Pre 1 st class video .. I start tomorrow... Just what I needed ... I knew this was the right path !!! :)
Going to start a phlebotomy course really soon! Uber excited.
This was I riot!! thank you from a phleb on the east coast!
Awesome job Paul !!!!!!!
This is too funny, made me feel so much better for my training sessions ... lol
“Plebotomy is, ummm, some stuff..”
😂🤣😂
Thank you. Thank you soo much. I never knew how much I needed this video.
there needs to be a sequel
This was the best thing I've ever seen! Thanks guys!!
You nutters. Love it. I really wanna do this. Thank you for my training but one question.......Where were your labels for your patient's tubes?? You'll have to re-film this exactly as you did, music included but..... add the tube labelling :D
omg i would love to work with these guys
we will consider you for employment of you ever make it up to Alaska. ;)
+chris desormeaux lol when I run out of people to stick on the east coast I'll let you know!
Man, I keep joking around that I'm going to move up to Alaska one of these days and put my medical assisting/phlebotomy skills to use. If it's in demand up there, maybe I should give it serious consideration. LOL. Good job by the way. ^^
I love alaska lived there for 20 years def go anmc is a good hosp to work at
I know, I was thinking the same.
I'm Obsessed with this video!! I started my Phlebotomy career at the Anchorage Career Academy in Anchorage, Ak, 2002 and have never stopped. It this filmed in Soldotna, Ak? Thanks for the laugh!!
Honestly that’s the best way to learn with a little humor
Great. Missed the intro music. But it was perfect for explaining to my 3 year old why I have a plaster on my arm
Best video ever! Congratulations!
No glove no love 😂 I just can't. This vid is both entertaining and educational. The Phlebotomists and Patient both good actors.
This video was very funny and educational. Loved the, "NO GLOVE, NO LOVE." that was great!
I want this guy to teach my phlebotomy course! He is super cute too!
Pamela Hansen smile
Pamela Hansen you look like a UFC fighter smile Will you
I really enjoyed this video... Yes it's all in fun but he still made sure to go through all of the steps. That tourniquet though? It felt like it was on for quit a long time. :) Great video
"No glove, no love." I totally lost it there. :)
OMG this is LOL funny! Im just trying to review to teach this class. Loved this video.
Great training video. When should I expect my certificate of completion to arrive?
Great video, I added it to my desensitization playlist.
This really is the world's best phlebotomy training video! 😂👍🏻
This is so funny 😂 I’m starting to get excited about my class soon!
sarah brown I’m scared! 🙁
v pal don’t be scared, soon to be vampires! Lol
Alcohol wipes should be wiped in circular motions from the center outwards, then it should be air dried.
He should have anchored the vein.
He also should have inverted the tubes while he waited for the next tube to fill up. He should have also leave the tourniquet on no longer than one minute.
good job, you want a cookie?
It was all just a joke. I’m sure between filming they took proper sanitary precautions 😀
Technically the tourniquet can be left on for up to a max of 3mins. Not desirable, of course. Doing your nationals however, they do say only 1min
Omg I'm lmao!!!!
Thanks for the laughs. Damnit you guys are too funny. Good ole' love! Omg
😂😂😂 you y’all so funny! But it helps me understand! Any tips to help with fainting when seeing blood?
close your eyes :)
Ten days ago, I had a bad phlebotomist who blew one of my veins. Usually, I drink plenty of water the day before and the day of the draw to make life easier. I never even knew about numbing cream before. Excellent video. Thank you tremendously.
I been watching educational videos and doing research on both Phlebotomy and Dental Assisting, and to come across one like this. It woke me Up, it was Funny , Had me cracking up Thank You! Good Job!
Loved the video! Hilarious! I am showing it to my lab tomorrow morning! I think the next video would be better shirtless:)
Oh goodness gracious😱 I came here to get some learning on phlebotomy but totally got distracted 😳 I have watched this video 3 times and can’t seem to focus 😖 I think I’m in LOVE 😍 lol
lol! funny video but also learning at the same time. thanks for your sense of humor
I like the video, but, he forgot to label the tubes in front of the patient. Thanks for sharing; you make phlebotomy fun.