“[…] he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.”
„He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country, any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.“
It's absolutely hilarious that there is a community of people that is a fan of this adorable short tux cat from Japan and they agree to call him 'Big Boobs'.
„He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country, any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.“
We should all learn from Unico, for the little guy is not bound by a country nor a flag, he simply pursues his dreams, even if he must become a MK.4 Combat Drone for it
@@real5763 no maxwell ist the "please do not bend" cat not dingus. You can look up the picture. Maxwell has the :3 face but has green eyes and only one eyebrow
You say you spent 4 hour on this? I think you spent the perfect amount of time on it, since the exact state and time you uploaded it in eventually got it in front of my face. This has effected me deeply, and I thank you for making it, just like you did.
Lyrics: Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he shot at the sun with a gun Shot at the sun with a gun Shot at his wily one only friend In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow In the billows even over the sun Every end of the time is another begun You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything in the end Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric You practice your mannerisms into the wall If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill) I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene Oh, no, no, oh yeah Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool, although you're only a man So give it up and smile Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool although you're only a man So give it up and smile You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything In the end Without looking down, gliding around Like a bumbling dragon, I fly Scraping my face on the sky Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
he looks like he has done terrible atrocities in sarajevo during the early 2000s.
:3
Damn, a whole 5 years after the war ended. He really is a menace.
he looks like he has done terrible atrocities in Nanking during WW2
*And yet Councilman Uni is more trustworthy than any politician in Sarajevo now.*
He has committed war crimes from all of the country but it's owners country
Don’t let the :3 fool you. He holds the launch codes. All of them. He holds all the launch codes
The toy launch codes
I let the :3 fool me
HE HAS THE LAUNCH CODE HE CAN NUKE ANY TIME
good for him im so proud of him!!
“[…] he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.”
„He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country, any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.“
He's your new best friend
:3
Oo reference
@@Atomic_Pinneaple :D
@@Atomic_Pinneaple y o u
*i d i o t*
My mom thinks this cat looks very polite
r/politecats
That's because he is
He is the embodiment of evil itself.
He IS polite
She is correct
It's absolutely hilarious that there is a community of people that is a fan of this adorable short tux cat from Japan and they agree to call him 'Big Boobs'.
What wait in what language does unico turn into big boobs
@@lazyliongames6660 It doesn't, It's a name from a shitpost meme, something like "this cat's name is big boobs, look him up"
@@waitholdonwhat28 oh ok
Be sure to google him for more cute pics 👍
@@daanhuisman1040Google uni
NOT the uhhhh 🍈
this cat is literally the :3 emoji
:3
:3
:3
:3
:3
The cat is full of such betrayal energy, I love it
„He has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country, any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.“
@How to Mundane so he's a capitalist
No he’s nice and friendly and you have to stop saying that about him
Yeah it really does
1:58 is where he begins to warp reality in order to assemble an army of cats
God this fuCKING CAT MAKES MY BRAIN RELEASE SO MUCH SEROTONIN, I HOPE HIS LIFE PROSPERS AND HE IS HAPPY FOR ALL ETERNITY.
The way uni stand at 1:28 is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
I would file Uni’s taxes accurately and on time
chief keef made a white boy stand like this
I’ve seen that meme
nice reference 👍
cat shaker???
God, I love cats. I don’t care what they look like or how ill they are. Every single one of them deserves a loving owner/home.
Based Crazy Dave at it again.
totally.
Couldnt agree more, I just hate people that call cats jerks and say its fine to abuse them
@@adamhtg1339dog lovers be like:
uni is so unreasonably cute, like i wanna cry looking at his little face
Uni was mad he knew he'd been had so he shot at Sora with a gun.
Shot at Sora with a gun.
Shot at his wily one only friend.
He looks like someone who would stare at you as you burn alive and do nothing to help you
Loved the Kotaro/Oh the Misery cameo.
Finally someone acknowledges his real name
i love this so much i love unico seeing him makes me so happy
i love how unico became a drone to pursue his dream of destroying coca cola
what do you mean by this
We should all learn from Unico, for the little guy is not bound by a country nor a flag, he simply pursues his dreams, even if he must become a MK.4 Combat Drone for it
he also dislikes coke
He for sure is one of the cats ever
I just love the shape of this kitty's mouth! It looks like its going :3 24/7!
Such a distinguished little gentleman
Such a singular personage the likes of which France has never seen
He has no boundaries, no remorse. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He isn't loyal to a flag or a country.
Hey mw2
Unico Uniuni my beloved.
This video is painfully underrated.
Maxwell*
@@redfred_0993 if I am to assume correctly, maxwell is directly based off of UNI basically meaning that uni and maxwell are the same
@@EstebanGilChillington i like to call uni "long distant cousin of maxwell
@@EstebanGilChillington no they’re completely different cats, maxwell is dingus and uni is just uni
@@real5763 no maxwell ist the "please do not bend" cat not dingus. You can look up the picture. Maxwell has the :3 face but has green eyes and only one eyebrow
I wonder how Uni's Owner would react after they realized Uni isn't only popular because of being a maxwell lookalike
No, Maxwell is an Uni lookalike
Imagine not following Uni before the Maxwell meme 😂
I was following Uni long before the Maxwell meme
very good inspire me to buy cat
@@nabpru steal them off the street
well did you get a cat yet
A song about time, the ruler of everything. Unico is the ruler of everything
after all this time finally someones done it they've cracked the code shows over you can all leave they did it
I would give my mortal soul to protect this beautiful mammal
The part "I was observing the birds *circle in for the kill*" is a very cat line
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch a genocide, torture or human trafficking. He trades blood, for money
What a distinguished gentleman
honestly underrated since this has more editing than the average shitposter (and i love uni)
i would go ALL OUT on the editing if i had a better computer to run a more advanced editing program
IT IS NOT A SHITPOST IT IS TOP TIER CONTENT
why is it when i see unico in any sort of picture or short clip I get a aura that my day will be better…?
Cuz it will be! You can make it better, friends! Don't put your hands down, everything can be much worse (I suck at supporting)
this sea urchin changed my life
Unico is one of the best things to grace the internet. She is so skrimbly
good job, this was amazing and really well edited and cute!
If malicious innocence were a concept, Maxwell is the visual definition of it.
this actually isn’t maxwell!! they do look really similar though but this kittys name is unico!
@@dancingrats they become an entity now
truly the sea urchin of all time
this cat is perfection.
possibly one of the best videos ever on youtube
I love him just by seeing his face for the first time and idk why people called him Maxwell but his real name is unico
2:04 i read the description and thought it would be something horrifying and no its just this
unico is the ruler of everything
This cat looks like it can and will Launch missles at Ur house
I fucking adore this cat
I’m planning to make a full fledged documentary about Uni, based on the fandom, and adding more to it
this video brings me so much joy
I love this song, it seems oddly comforting yet cold. In general, Tally Hall has some bops. This cat only makes it better :)
Literally the perfect cat
Why does he say :3 so perfectly
That little cat ❤😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
what a beautiful movie, I cried
Look at that devious little creature, ready to leak those codes any day now, taunting us, laughing at us
The music
The cats eyes itself.
The manipulative nostalgicly sad feeling hits you hard..
C A T
You say you spent 4 hour on this? I think you spent the perfect amount of time on it, since the exact state and time you uploaded it in eventually got it in front of my face. This has effected me deeply, and I thank you for making it, just like you did.
This should be a vintage antropomorphic Disney villian :0
I sware, cats like this are so popular as memes, we've had this one and we now have maxwell
a dubious little creature up to mischef
Goob kiggy
Video purpose: cute cat
Viewers: *this cat holds war crimes both the past, present, and the future*
whos to say there isn't a hidden meaning behind cute cat
@@phoonwax hmmmmmmm
That cat on the propellers is dead
THE CAT DRONE PART SKJDNF
@@ZMLab i am aware
@@ZMLab 🤯🤯🤯
Just thought it was worth to mention that Maxwell and Unico (the one here) are two different cats.
impossible i refuse to believe it
Uni just maxwells distant cousin
@@redfred_0993 unfortunately not
What a cute little war criminal.
Maxwell is the best. I love the Maxwell type cat. Their mouth's just being a W but smooth. Just cute. Pure cuteness
Maxwell has green eyes
Uni has yellow
THE NAME IS UNICO GRAAAAAHHHHHH :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
Such a splendid specimen. Looks like one of my own but bigger!
This is exactly the type of content I want in my feed
he knows the secrets of the universe
Thank you for getting me into Uni
This boy is big, beautiful, and BALLIN
Uni my beloved
Thanks for giving me nightmares
no problem!
Uni will carry on Maxwells legacy.
Silly cat, you can't commit war crimes!
Tf you gonna do? Arrest me? I have a _gun._
He looks polite but has done many felonies and war crimes.
He can destroy galaxy with 1 meow
How is the cat the perfect :3 face
Ɛ:
Such a handsome cat.
this is a video that pops into your reccomended 8 years from now and cry at
I love him
Lyrics:
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend
In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows even over the sun
Every end of the time is another begun
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
Consequential enough to slip you into a trance
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene
Oh, no, no, oh yeah
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end
Without looking down, gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon, I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
"its actually unico uniuni, since maxwell, has ONE whisker, and unico has 2, of them."
1:47 is literally the ":3" plus "^^"
Don’t let his face fool you. He has violated everything the Geneva Convention holds and any crime you can think of he’s already done.
He has been responsible for many of the greatest atrocities committed in the 21st century
Unico is definitely one of the cats of all time 🐱
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the cat outside the plane
this makes me feel fear
This sounds like it was recorded on a 90s Talkboy.
I dream about this cat at night
I think the bit that looks like :3 is actually a gap and you can open him like a chest
WHO MADE A TAXIDERMY CAT DRONE?!?
0:53 the legend of pipi :3
omg maxwell
Your passion is inspiring, catlover.
Thanks you, this video has made my day just a bit better
He looks like he will steal my soul
Uni is the best cat without filters
There is just something about black cats blankly staring that's so funny
I see you're also a unico enjoyer
THE cat ever