Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay, this girl has to be a serious actor. Cause honestly, for a moment, I forgot I was just watching a RUclips video and I was all like "yea girl! Eat the divorce papers!"
That was really entertaining, I'm usually very impatient with watching somebody else's monologues, but I watched till the end. Good job, very neat, music, everything. Thumbs up.
Cheers for the Video! Apologies for butting in, I am interested in your initial thoughts. Have you researched - Taparton Returning Love Takeover (Sure I saw it on Google)? It is a good exclusive guide for learning how to stop divorce minus the normal expense. Ive heard some super things about it and my BF at very last got great success with it.
But what about the part where she just goes honest and tells him that the reason she ate the divorce papers is because "she can't stomach the thought of losing him"? That's my fave.....
OMG! This was absolutely incredible! Is it possible if you could please do a male monologue (The fact checker) from Goodbye Charles. Please I really need to ace my assignment. Please get it done as soon as possible, you're absolutely wonderful.
You're very talentuous! Congrats! Shame you have performed it with too many pauses. I wish you went straight away as we could see how you can memorize the script. Anyways, break a leg!
Charis O I Ate the Divorce Papers Comedic female monologue from the play Goodbye Charles By Gabriel Davis (Monologist stands in front of her soon to be ex-husband) I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good...goooood. You probably want me to get serious about our divorce. The thing is you always called our marriage a joke. So let’s use logic here: If A we never had a serious marriage then B we can’t have a serious divorce. No. We can’t. The whole thing’s a farce, Charles - a farce that tastes good with ketchup. I mean, wasn’t it last week, your dad asked you the reason you walked down that aisle with me, and you said “for the exercise.” Ha, ha. That’s funny. You’re a funny guy, Charles. I’m laughing, not a crying. Ha, ha. I’m laughing because you’re about to give up on a woman who is infinitely lovable. For instance: Paul. He has loved me since the eighth grade. Sure, he’s a little creepy, but he reeeeally loves me. He’s made one hundred twenty seven passes at me, proposed forty seven times, and sent me over two hundred original love sonnets. He sees something in me, Charles. And he writes it down, in metered verse! And that’s not something you just find everyday. Someone who really loves everything about who you are as a person. Paul may be insane, but I value his feelings for me. I would never ask him to sign his name to a piece of paper promising to just turn off his feelings for me forever. But that’s what you’re asking me to do, for you. To sign away my right to...to that sweet voice Charles, those baby brown eyes, the way your hands feel through my hair before bed... Those aren’t things I want to lose. In fact, I won’t lose them. I won’t lose you. I’ll woo you. I’ve written you a sonnet. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day. Thou art more lovely and more temperate, rough winds do shake the darling buds of may and...” I’m not crying. I’m laughing. It’s all a big joke. It’s very funny, Charles. I keep waiting for you to say “April Fools.” Then I’ll rush into your arms and... But you’re not going to, are you? No. Of course not. It’s not April. I, I didn’t really write that sonnet, you know. Paul did. I think it’s good. You see, the truth...the truth is, Charles, I ate the divorce papers, I ate them, because I can’t stomach the thought of losing you. *This is the original script, but she changed it around.*
Hey Guys, my name is Jordan Lee and i am a young aspiring actor. I have uploaded a few original monologues and would love some feedback on them. Thank you in advance.
3 years later and i still comeback to watch this..absolutely brilliant.
And 3 years again!
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Okay, this girl has to be a serious actor. Cause honestly, for a moment, I forgot I was just watching a RUclips video and I was all like "yea girl! Eat the divorce papers!"
"Travesty tastes good with tomato sauce." Gotta use that one!
That was really entertaining, I'm usually very impatient with watching somebody else's monologues, but I watched till the end. Good job, very neat, music, everything. Thumbs up.
Aleksandra Aleister please check mine out in an hour
Great video. Cuts were on point, timing and pauses were great as well. The expressions and vocal changes were awesome. Thoroughly enjoyable.
Is this the lady from the "poo-pouri" commercials?
I thought that too
Cheers for the Video! Apologies for butting in, I am interested in your initial thoughts. Have you researched - Taparton Returning Love Takeover (Sure I saw it on Google)? It is a good exclusive guide for learning how to stop divorce minus the normal expense. Ive heard some super things about it and my BF at very last got great success with it.
Wow. This, made me REALLY want to have a British accent. It went so well with the sassy attitude.
her accent's australian! it's just a slightly manipulated australian accent
Oh I see. Thanks. ^^
But what about the part where she just goes honest and tells him that the reason she ate the divorce papers is because "she can't stomach the thought of losing him"? That's my fave.....
this is absolutely hysterical. well done.
This is beyond amazing. The way you displayed the character was absolutely entertaining.
Bravo! Great filmmaking with a performance to match. I never envisioned this monologue done this way. Clever!
I don't know how many times I have watched this over the years. So brilliant!
I actually want to do this monologue. I really like the performance you gave with this. It looks like a movie.
Hahaha! The part with sonnet 18 made the whole piece. Awesomely written and edited. Loved it!
Hey Robin where did you grab your SSL plugins at and how much did you pay for them?
This was INCREDIBLE! So well done.
my favourite performance of a comedic monologue ever ahahaha
This was really really entertaining. i give you props for really bringing the dramatics, its was a good touch
Looking for comedy monologues to perform and film - yours is a fantastic example! Well done!
This one is my favorite out of all the ones I have seen..
Superb! my first time watching comedic monologue.
Ive watched this being performed SO MANY times , and ive nevr laughed sm 😂😭😂
Omg I loved this so much!! You're amazing!!! :)
This was so funny! The timing was priceless!!! :D
Great Job! watching this inspired me to try a version of this for auditions. Keep at it
This is Such A Really Awesome Acting! I Like How You Performed I Ate The Divorce Papers :)
omg 11 years ago?! still is hilarious!
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen
Lol this deserves waaaaay more views xD GREAT JOB!!! :D
I remember watching this in 2015 and showing my mom.
This is done beautifully. Hilarious! So proud to be an aussie haha
Great job!!! Loved your interpretation!!! Very entertaining!
Oh wow, I adore how you've staged and edited this monologue. Such a good job!
You, my queen, have excellent timing👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This made me die of laughter
This was amazing! i have to perform this for my performance theater class, i love the way you did yours!
Awfully good job; I enjoyed it.
the directing was good
Really really good! Well done!
I want more from you!!! YOu are hilarious
great job!!!!
Brilliant, really enjoyed it! :) x
This is gold
Doing this monologue for a dinner theatre audition this Sunday!
Loved it!
Yes!! I did this monologue in Drama School!!
AMAZING
that's awesome!
Hahahaha omg this is just perfection hahaha
@Rebecca Grant - The background music is the Girl from Ipanema
Loved it
I'm dying omggggggg =))))))))))))) i can't breath that's so fuuunnnnnnyyyyy
This one was actually funny. Well done.
OMG! This was absolutely incredible! Is it possible if you could please do a male monologue (The fact checker) from Goodbye Charles. Please I really need to ace my assignment. Please get it done as soon as possible, you're absolutely wonderful.
That was amazing Sarah. I'd work with you in the future
i love it!
Gurl u so fabulus u gonna go man placez in da world #mrsworldwide
lol This is awesome
this is perfection!!!!!!!
motivational
very very awesome
Wonderful!:)
This is brilliant!
I love this lol 😂
I love it
Brilliant! 😄!
Omg this is fantastic
Yesss
Hilarious!
this is so funny
Good luck Paul
*carol, please.. just let me see the kids im missing them*
This is hilarious.
ketchup makes anything taste good
hilarious XD
fab
Knowles?!?!?!?! Beyoncé's cousin?
Is the character of Gill in her twenties?
You're very talentuous! Congrats! Shame you have performed it with too many pauses. I wish you went straight away as we could see how you can memorize the script. Anyways, break a leg!
Tell me those are the edible papers?
She looks like Sammy from Marian Hill.
does anyone have a copy of the script or know where its set!!
Charis O I Ate the Divorce Papers
Comedic female monologue from the play Goodbye Charles
By Gabriel Davis
(Monologist stands in front of her soon to be ex-husband)
I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good...goooood. You probably want me to get serious about our divorce. The thing is you always called our marriage a joke. So let’s use logic here: If A we never had a serious marriage then B we can’t have a serious divorce. No. We can’t. The whole thing’s a farce, Charles - a farce that tastes good with ketchup.
I mean, wasn’t it last week, your dad asked you the reason you walked down that aisle with me, and you said “for the exercise.” Ha, ha. That’s funny. You’re a funny guy, Charles. I’m laughing, not a crying. Ha, ha. I’m laughing because you’re about to give up on a woman who is infinitely lovable.
For instance: Paul. He has loved me since the eighth grade. Sure, he’s a little creepy, but he reeeeally loves me. He’s made one hundred twenty seven passes at me, proposed forty seven times, and sent me over two hundred original love sonnets. He sees something in me, Charles. And he writes it down, in metered verse!
And that’s not something you just find everyday. Someone who really loves everything about who you are as a person. Paul may be insane, but I value his feelings for me.
I would never ask him to sign his name to a piece of paper promising to just turn off his feelings for me forever. But that’s what you’re asking me to do, for you. To sign away my right to...to that sweet voice Charles, those baby brown eyes, the way your hands feel through my hair before bed...
Those aren’t things I want to lose. In fact, I won’t lose them. I won’t lose you. I’ll woo you. I’ve written you a sonnet. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day. Thou art more lovely and more temperate, rough winds do shake the darling buds of may and...” I’m not crying. I’m laughing. It’s all a big joke. It’s very funny, Charles. I keep waiting for you to say “April Fools.” Then I’ll rush into your arms and... But you’re not going to, are you? No. Of course not. It’s not April.
I, I didn’t really write that sonnet, you know. Paul did. I think it’s good.
You see, the truth...the truth is, Charles, I ate the divorce papers, I ate them, because I can’t stomach the thought of losing you.
*This is the original script, but she changed it around.*
this TEW MUCH
this was to
funny XD
Oh wow I really like your monologues! See some of mine!
Read Divorce papers review on my blog before you buy. Go to *jasonreviews. com/divorce-papers-review/* Thanks. Terrance.
Hey Guys, my name is Jordan Lee and i am a young aspiring actor. I have uploaded a few original monologues and would love some feedback on them. Thank you in advance.
Is this from a play?
britney villa it’s from Goodbye Charles but I adapted it
Haha cx
Very very very good!
I googled "HONEY I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS" expecting some sort of deepfried asmr meme but this.... this suprises me.
Brilliant! :)
Is this from a play?
always-forgetting-to -water-the-plants Hey there! Yes it is from a play. It’s from Goodbye Charles by Gabriel Charles
Sarah Knowles awesome! Thanks, I go to a performing arts school and they are super strict about where we get our monologues from.