IF YOU DO THIS YOU ARE A MORON

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @devangimenon6368
    @devangimenon6368 Год назад +32713

    Instructions unclear:
    I'm already a moron.

    • @rev_YT4358
      @rev_YT4358 Год назад +117

      oh my gosh😂😂😂😂
      im too a moron. i dont know basic things.

    • @gogreen015
      @gogreen015 Год назад +128

      i am also utterly stupid…

    • @devangimenon6368
      @devangimenon6368 Год назад +64

      ​@@gogreen015i feel u bud lmao

    • @ayushmishra6607
      @ayushmishra6607 Год назад +31

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @TrainwreckUwU
      @TrainwreckUwU Год назад +11

      Definitely are💀

  • @blueboytube
    @blueboytube Год назад +4727

    Beetroot soup is happy not to be the villain for once

    • @benjaminbaranoff8334
      @benjaminbaranoff8334 Год назад +80

      Use pure beetroot its definitely better

    • @jerichoshannon6783
      @jerichoshannon6783 Год назад +58

      I literally forgot that existed. I just trade my wheat for golden carrots with villagers.

    • @enchantigntable
      @enchantigntable Год назад +10

      Hey i use beetroot seed cause soups do 4 plus hunger

    • @chantinghang309
      @chantinghang309 Год назад +8

      Rabbit stew has left the chat

    • @Aerius34
      @Aerius34 Год назад +4

      @@enchantigntable no don't use beetroot at all

  • @rev_YT4358
    @rev_YT4358 Год назад +7518

    Instructions unclear, my farmer is now crying in the corner.

  • @Cool_show-z2g
    @Cool_show-z2g 2 месяца назад +95

    "Have you every wondered if you were a moron" *shows Eugene's head*

    • @TheKiwiNPC
      @TheKiwiNPC Месяц назад +4

      It's accurate

    • @seby-rb3yl
      @seby-rb3yl 19 дней назад +10

      I think that was Preston playz

    • @Cool_show-z2g
      @Cool_show-z2g 19 дней назад +2

      @@seby-rb3yl bro you don't know the thing from 2 years ago

    • @revix_d
      @revix_d 9 дней назад +5

      who tf is eugene

    • @WindowMan2
      @WindowMan2 9 дней назад

      ​@@revix_dEugeneplayz duhhh

  • @TheRealSćp087
    @TheRealSćp087 Год назад +980

    "MELONS SUCK." *Casually eats melons during stream.

  • @SSSHalt
    @SSSHalt 10 месяцев назад +5883

    "What's your main food?"
    me (miner): "rotten flash"

    • @123Yandan
      @123Yandan 9 месяцев назад +502

      Reverse flash when rotten flash appears:

    • @alarikgamer834
      @alarikgamer834 9 месяцев назад +93

      ​@@123YandanBro why was this so funny 😂

    • @123Yandan
      @123Yandan 9 месяцев назад +46

      @@alarikgamer834 glad you appreciate it. 😂😌

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 8 месяцев назад +51

      is it bad that rotten flesh is also my main food?
      i carry a bunch of haybales but always just eat the rotten flesh instead since the healing potential is better

    • @fulanofc1910
      @fulanofc1910 8 месяцев назад +5

      Relatble

  • @Alwayscommentseveryday
    @Alwayscommentseveryday 7 месяцев назад +1192

    Dried Kelp: If i dont move, he wont see me…

    • @influx8450
      @influx8450 6 месяцев назад +55

      Kelp is great if you spawn next to an ocean

    • @Deadshots0209
      @Deadshots0209 6 месяцев назад +24

      It's also an achievement

    • @flybacker10
      @flybacker10 6 месяцев назад +6

      It’s not nearly as common

    • @FRTangor
      @FRTangor 6 месяцев назад +35

      Kelp is easily farmable and takes twice as short to eat than normal food.

    • @seenapjose2253
      @seenapjose2253 6 месяцев назад +3

      BRUH THE MEMES

  • @Thy_cockroach_crusader
    @Thy_cockroach_crusader Год назад +1081

    "I AM NOT A MORON!"
    -Wheatley

    • @Hen3349
      @Hen3349 Год назад +30

      "CAN A MORON DO THIS"

    • @Thanderlit
      @Thanderlit Год назад +25

      YES YOU ARE.
      -GLaDOS

    • @Tomato3njoyer
      @Tomato3njoyer Год назад +1

      @@Hen3349 “CAN. A MORON. PUSH YOU. INTO. THIS. HOLE?!!”

    • @049_plague_doctor
      @049_plague_doctor Год назад +25

      CAN A MORON PUNCH YOU INTO THIS HOLE?!
      -Wheatley

    • @KyleTheGamer574
      @KyleTheGamer574 Месяц назад +6

      GLaD To see another portal fan!

  • @EEHEEH10
    @EEHEEH10 Год назад +655

    Next video: Guys, I have a confession, I actually eat melons...

  • @Freaky_zenitsu
    @Freaky_zenitsu Месяц назад +1

    Vivily has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @azaroth940
    @azaroth940 Год назад +638

    I use melons because they're fairly easy to automate, and I usually just have them as an extra layer in my pumpkin farms

  • @katkacapkova5393
    @katkacapkova5393 Год назад +606

    i love them when im running low on hunger at the start of a new world and find a bunch of them though

    • @pyp2205
      @pyp2205 Год назад +32

      Yeah I remember spawning in jungles, and I get melons as a temporary source until I get the food I need.

    • @ixpf
      @ixpf Год назад +11

      It's good to use melons when your in jungles, Since neutral Mobs dont usually spawn in jungles, I use them, Your not alone.

    • @mrgloveyt4353
      @mrgloveyt4353 Год назад +1

      Melon Gang!

    • @C00LB0B77
      @C00LB0B77 Год назад +3

      Yeah they are early game food if you spawn in or near jungle

    • @lunadakat343
      @lunadakat343 Год назад

      Sameee

  • @Overbakedbeans
    @Overbakedbeans Год назад +1602

    melons are actually a good food to start off with if you're in or near a jungle. i usually start out eating it and then once it runs out i switch to better food

    • @moonnni
      @moonnni Год назад +18

      yes

    • @robogamer-ji7tw
      @robogamer-ji7tw Год назад +7

      I was about to say that

    • @spatuladracula3938
      @spatuladracula3938 Год назад +9

      Biggest cope i’ve ever seen

    • @goku277db
      @goku277db Год назад +44

      Honestly, I don’t even farm. I just eat anything that comes to me.
      If I’m exploring a jungle, then melons will do.
      Same with cooked rabbit and deserts.

    • @badroboudjerda4394
      @badroboudjerda4394 Год назад +11

      ​@@goku277dbbro is a survival

  • @ThesquareYT
    @ThesquareYT Месяц назад +3

    Bro never stops to get a chance to roast preston plays

  • @espeon030
    @espeon030 Год назад +801

    "whats your main food?"
    I don't have a main food I eat whatever is available

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Год назад +38

      We agree that food is food

    • @TheBlueDeclan
      @TheBlueDeclan Год назад +26

      If you can eat it, its consumable

    • @duchesskilmer
      @duchesskilmer Год назад +6

      Agree. I barely eat tho

    • @Wombatwrongbat
      @Wombatwrongbat Год назад +6

      Same, if I spawned in a jungle my home will be there so I will eat plenty of melons, near village I am just gonna use whatever they grow ( and replant ofc ) and idk for others plus I am to lazy to type more

    • @A_Man_The_Man
      @A_Man_The_Man Год назад +2

      I usually try to live off the land with whatever food I can get,which usually ends up with me either eating raw foods or other things that naturally grow or rotten flesh,the only times I eat good food is when I stumble upon a village during my travels

  • @Qualicabyss
    @Qualicabyss Год назад +644

    Instructions unclear: eating pufferfish

    • @ReinWill6969
      @ReinWill6969 Год назад +6

      😂💀

    • @animemakes3891
      @animemakes3891 Год назад

      Copycat

    • @RorysAdventures2024
      @RorysAdventures2024 Год назад +22

      Instructions unclear: Eating alive animals IRL

    • @Tepew3642
      @Tepew3642 Год назад +10

      @@RorysAdventures2024instructions unclear: eating aliens

    • @dumpling3
      @dumpling3 Год назад +10

      @@Tepew3642 Instructions unclear: eating air

  • @MiteBlueRuby
    @MiteBlueRuby Год назад +469

    "I AM NOT A MORON"
    - Wheatley, 2011

    • @livvysfr
      @livvysfr Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @goofyBuzzard
      @goofyBuzzard Год назад +10

      ive done it, ive found a fellow portal fan in public

    • @livvysfr
      @livvysfr Год назад +1

      @@goofyBuzzard Yea same

    • @hexagonalchaos
      @hexagonalchaos Год назад +7

      so how are you holding up, because i’m a potato

    • @MiteBlueRuby
      @MiteBlueRuby Год назад

      @@Aku_Cyclone i didn't see your comment, but interesting to see someone else who thought of the same thing

  • @Golvas
    @Golvas 11 дней назад +1

    “I AM NOT A MORON” -some angry robot from portal probably

  • @amir2ali0
    @amir2ali0 Год назад +888

    "hav you ever wondered you're a moron?"
    "𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙"

  • @thecrazybee1907
    @thecrazybee1907 Год назад +1385

    How to piss off the entire 2b2t community in less than a minute, quick guide:

  • @edmdeathmachine
    @edmdeathmachine Год назад +833

    "Have you ever wondered if you are a moron?" *Zooms in on PrestonPlayz head*

    • @dead_to_you
      @dead_to_you Год назад +16

      underrated comment

    • @justusP9101
      @justusP9101 Год назад +19

      Oh wow you watched the video too?

    • @Flarus_
      @Flarus_ Год назад +6

      I thought that was Blitz

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 Год назад +10

      i mean it is true

    • @CashOut670
      @CashOut670 Год назад +4

      Pov: you are a potion but camman won't make you into a health potion

  • @bnane42
    @bnane42 23 дня назад +2

    The reason people use melons is because they are really easy to fully automate, since you dont have to replant them

  • @idiotic_tl_4837
    @idiotic_tl_4837 Год назад +505

    i just use it as back up food... *i either leave it in my chest or not even eat them cause i dont travel much*

    • @The.Good.Place.
      @The.Good.Place. Год назад +6

      I use it aesthetically

    • @kingboom6559
      @kingboom6559 Год назад +14

      I use it to start my games if I start in a jungle

  • @casualgrasscreature
    @casualgrasscreature Год назад +926

    my food strategy is just “whatever i can get my hands on when i’m about to starve” i don’t use melons for anything important i use them because i’m about to die

  • @lololy
    @lololy Год назад +2790

    Melons are pretty decent in early game since they can easily be harvested in the wild

    • @Danny29925
      @Danny29925 Год назад +31

      Agreed

    • @goldenorb1210
      @goldenorb1210 Год назад +75

      wheat: nuh uh

    • @lololy
      @lololy Год назад +30

      You have to collect a lot of seeds first from grass and then build a farm, plant them and wait for them to grow

    • @goldenorb1210
      @goldenorb1210 Год назад +10

      @@lololy apples then
      just break a bunch of leaves, faster with a sword.

    • @rexperverziff
      @rexperverziff Год назад +28

      @@goldenorb1210rare chance

  • @waterierStone
    @waterierStone 13 дней назад +1

    Berries are even worse because you take damage trying to pick them

  • @cossicrots4290
    @cossicrots4290 Год назад +507

    All y’all Minecrafters, know this: If you just build a chicken machine in your base or somewhere that gets rendered a lot (preferably underground in that place so you don’t have to deal with the noise), then you never have to worry about food again.

    • @jakob3708
      @jakob3708 Год назад +6

      Or build em in spawn chunks

    • @Termina_
      @Termina_ Год назад +3

      @@jakob3708that would cause constant lag if enough chickens generate.

    • @Termina_
      @Termina_ Год назад +5

      Just build a hoglin farm in the nether, getting cooked porkchops would last you forever

    • @pranaovbalaji6310
      @pranaovbalaji6310 Год назад +1

      Just use villagers. I get an assortment of an items from my butcher.

    • @DevMan2342
      @DevMan2342 Год назад

      @@pranaovbalaji6310is it renewable

  • @AEther0238
    @AEther0238 Год назад +702

    The primary reasons to build a melon farm are for emerald and bone meal production. They grow very quickly, not requiring a crop to go through all the stages of growth to reproduce. Which means just a few modules on top will produce a lot of melons for bone meal and for trading for emeralds. The farm is also much easier to build than an automatic wheat, potato, or carrot farm, requiring no villagers to work.
    So when you build the farm for it's true upside, you suddenly find all these melons lying around that you may as well eat.

    • @EEHEEH10
      @EEHEEH10 Год назад +13

      Damn you have a lot of free time

    • @CharlieDust942
      @CharlieDust942 Год назад +1

      Proof That Camman IS the Moron

    • @harmlesscivilian
      @harmlesscivilian Год назад +17

      That's still flawed logic because you can trade those melons for emeralds and then use those emeralds to buy golden carrots (the objectively best food because it's easy to obtain while providing high saturation and pretty decent hunger)

    • @smorified
      @smorified Год назад +3

      the exact reason I why I eat melons

    • @Kapitan_PNZP
      @Kapitan_PNZP Год назад +5

      Also potions
      Potions of insta health Are made from golden melons

  • @LimolaGaming
    @LimolaGaming Год назад +234

    Glistering Melon: *crying in the corner because it can't be eaten unlike a carrot that has 9x as much gold*

    • @ThermalTacos
      @ThermalTacos Год назад +4

      8x

    • @ChessBoardGames
      @ChessBoardGames Год назад +1

      Not to mention Health Potions

    • @Tench_Gaming_alt
      @Tench_Gaming_alt Год назад

      @@ThermalTacosnine bc nuggets into bars i think

    • @svetlananikolaeva8039
      @svetlananikolaeva8039 Год назад +1

      It is inedible??? Well, not surprising I didn't know that, considering that I never used it lol

    • @Harbin_07
      @Harbin_07 Год назад

      ​@tapp.on-my.pic8 outta here bot

  • @pizzaman_395
    @pizzaman_395 Месяц назад +1

    Good early-game if you spawn in a village

  • @wlloxik
    @wlloxik Год назад +478

    I AM NOT A MORON
    - Wheatley
    Portal 2

    • @onlinename7697
      @onlinename7697 Год назад +7

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @leiocerayt
      @leiocerayt Год назад +1

      Thank you.

    • @wObBlE73
      @wObBlE73 Год назад +4

      Omg, I did not expect a portal reference

    • @wObBlE73
      @wObBlE73 Год назад +6

      "Yes you are, you're the moron they built to make me an idiot" -GlaDos

    • @ikindalikephysics
      @ikindalikephysics Год назад +3

      @@wObBlE73GLaDos not Chell

  • @lavasoup1631
    @lavasoup1631 Год назад +318

    Melons are an extremely good food for early game, as you can get them super quickly and they require no effort. All you need to have is a jungle nearby

    • @EEHEEH10
      @EEHEEH10 Год назад +10

      Nahh eating is for non-chad people

    • @goatxx3136
      @goatxx3136 Год назад +11

      ​@@EEHEEH10ok, survive 100 days in Hardcore Minecraft without eating food.
      And also gigachad is kinda a dead meme nowdays.

    • @geochonker9052
      @geochonker9052 Год назад +5

      ​@@goatxx3136beta statement

    • @ShlokSaraf
      @ShlokSaraf Год назад +3

      "All you need to have is a jungle nearby" one of the rarest biome AND Bread left the chat

    • @A__random__nerd
      @A__random__nerd Год назад

      ​@@geochonker9052you right

  • @RGXG005E
    @RGXG005E Год назад +296

    Camman is literally judging u based on how u survive in ur world 💀💀💀

    • @imabigpro
      @imabigpro Год назад +5

      💀💀

    • @-Beliver-Edits-
      @-Beliver-Edits- Год назад +16

      ​@SheepManYFGA2nobody asked+L+Ratio+get out of here

    • @rev_YT4358
      @rev_YT4358 Год назад +3

      lol xD

    • @justxisotatik
      @justxisotatik Год назад +2

      Why do people think that judging is bad

    • @danbom121
      @danbom121 Год назад

      You say that only because you eat melons I eat stakes and kill cows

  • @a_craftermc
    @a_craftermc 12 дней назад +2

    Well Rekrap is going to be mad

  • @emceechupitheundying5692
    @emceechupitheundying5692 Год назад +151

    Ahem
    *Glistening Melon (required for instant healing potions) has left the chat*

    • @Idoexist._.
      @Idoexist._. Год назад +5

      You cant eat glistening melon. There is also cookies which is bread but worser

    • @nathanrogers1793
      @nathanrogers1793 Год назад +2

      @@Idoexist._. Worse*

  • @Radon-220
    @Radon-220 Год назад +303

    Desperate measures have to be taken in desperate needs

  • @donovancapozzola2076
    @donovancapozzola2076 Год назад +507

    bro just single-handedly pissed off the entire lazarbeam and wadzee community in 30 seconds 😭💀

  • @entxti
    @entxti 16 дней назад +1

    Instructions unclear, Rekrap is now out to kill me

  • @TheStupidRedGuy
    @TheStupidRedGuy Год назад +264

    ill find a place where sweet berry bushes spawn and farm from them, they regrow quite fast and there are quite a lot in some areas

    • @AxmPlays
      @AxmPlays Год назад +10

      You only need one sweet berry just one and you can fill up an entire cave with it within a few minecraft days

    • @bobsyouruncle7696
      @bobsyouruncle7696 Год назад +5

      negative saturation it sucks

    • @mango3steen
      @mango3steen Год назад

      True

    • @brownfamily1892
      @brownfamily1892 Год назад +2

      Berries are my main food too :D I know they suck but I really like them for some reason LOLL also it's super ez to farm them, you literally just need a fox and a hopper cart collection system

    • @Bloody_Corpses
      @Bloody_Corpses Год назад +2

      Sweet berries are fantastic I don't use them for hunger tho I use them to remember what entrance I took to not get lost in caves I always carry a stack of sweet berries and dirt

  • @Smol_potato-s1p
    @Smol_potato-s1p Год назад +393

    *rabbit soup has left the chat*

    • @bastlase
      @bastlase Год назад +15

      Rabbit soup is actually pretty good, and it counts in the baked potato section and pcjin animals in a space section

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav Год назад +44

      ​@@bastlaseCounterpoint: all the ingredients used to make it restore more hunger if eaten separately and dont leave a useless bowl behind in that slot

    • @Smol_potato-s1p
      @Smol_potato-s1p Год назад +3

      @metal3333 yeah that's what I was thinking with the comment if you happen to find it's its good but useless otherwise

    • @1percentsmart
      @1percentsmart Год назад

      Mushroom Stew:

    • @kosudesu
      @kosudesu Год назад +3

      ​@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowavbetter yet? Eat *all* of the ingredients, including the bowl.

  • @LegendaryBigsy
    @LegendaryBigsy Год назад +391

    Melons are the sign of salvation on 2b2t. They are a symbol of perseverance. That is why even outside of the hellscape that is 2b2t, I still consume melons.

    • @abdelazizhamoudi3437
      @abdelazizhamoudi3437 Год назад +12

      You are officially a minecraft veteran

    • @pallavigaur6377
      @pallavigaur6377 Год назад +1

      Wrong game man

    • @doggor45
      @doggor45 Год назад +5

      Well if you spaw in a jungle and no other biome close it's good put otherwise no🤓🤓🤓

    • @travisjones1438
      @travisjones1438 Год назад +8

      @@pallavigaur6377wtf are you talking about bro 2b2t is a Minecraft anarchy server 💀

  • @HugoStuff
    @HugoStuff Месяц назад +1

    Dried kelp enjoyers be relieved

  • @SoggyNugget6447
    @SoggyNugget6447 3 месяца назад +540

    “Have you ever wondered if YOU were a moron?”
    *shows Preston*

    • @BartTheMule
      @BartTheMule 2 месяца назад +6

      The pachyderm apocalypse is upon us.

    • @neostormtrooper6278
      @neostormtrooper6278 Месяц назад +1

      @@SoggyNugget6447 😪 I like Preston

    • @TheKiwiNPC
      @TheKiwiNPC Месяц назад +1

      I mean it's true

    • @anghauyimoe7968
      @anghauyimoe7968 Месяц назад +1

      Real

    •  27 дней назад +1

      Preston fakes most of his video’s though

  • @lazergamer5374
    @lazergamer5374 Год назад +188

    ”Have you ever wondered, if you were a moron?”
    Yes 🗿

  • @HaxelFixel
    @HaxelFixel 8 месяцев назад +312

    "if YOU were a moron"
    *proceeds to show preston's head*

  • @canadaballplayz9999
    @canadaballplayz9999 Месяц назад

    The fact that melons need 9 slices to craft but when broken only drop like 5 slices on average is devious

  • @yhjidid7375
    @yhjidid7375 Год назад +185

    Bro just angered the whole 2b2t community 💀

    • @minix07
      @minix07 Год назад +2

      I don't even think thats possible anymore l

    • @Below_0_
      @Below_0_ Год назад +3

      Dried kelp watching at the corner:
      This place bout' to blow up 💥

  • @user-wy5rd6we1h
    @user-wy5rd6we1h Год назад +412

    Melons are one of the easiest crops to automatically harvest, and if you’re in a jungle and can’t find food, they make for a quick temporary food source.

    • @marcochamp1522
      @marcochamp1522 11 месяцев назад +12

      "I DON'T CARE I DON'T WANT TO EAT EVERY OTHER 30 SECONDS"

    • @eefy4216
      @eefy4216 11 месяцев назад +5

      They are good for running around your base doing nothing

    • @Andrew-pq3lj
      @Andrew-pq3lj 11 месяцев назад +3

      No they aren’t… you can get automatic potatos with villagers and auto smelters with other lava farms or kelp or bamboo to fuel them (or just use a carpet duper). Hell, you can set up an auto cooked chicken farm on your FIRST DAY and could make like ten if one isn’t enough. These are even easier to make than your melon farms… melons have one use, villager trading, and even then pumpkins are better since you don’t have to craft them into blocks after. Yes I know you can use silk touch but u can’t if you use an auto harvester flying machine.

    • @jacobs5546
      @jacobs5546 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fair, but a good food source should be a priority so you should already have food when you reach a Jungle.

    • @JustADumGuy
      @JustADumGuy 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Andrew-pq3ljshut up, I'm calling my friend he will find your family

  • @Damien224
    @Damien224 Год назад +588

    I use melons at the start cause it’s a easy quick renewable source you find in bulk, and then I get steak and so on.
    Edit: wonder what an opinion is.

    • @pinkpizzasticksgaming4147
      @pinkpizzasticksgaming4147 Год назад +9

      Yeah I usually also get melons cause you can trade with farmers ro grow and potion s and stuff so yeah.

    • @thetrueblanket
      @thetrueblanket Год назад +10

      Exactly why melons are good early gane

    • @FancyFriendFrancis
      @FancyFriendFrancis Год назад +4

      @@thetrueblanketthey aren’t. You can easily kill other animals at the start and get plenty of food for the beginning. Plus in order to get melons you need to be in a jungle which makes it so the only way is would be somewhat worth it is if you spawn in one. Even then though it’s much easier to kill pigs, cows, and sheep.

    • @thetrueblanket
      @thetrueblanket Год назад +5

      @@FancyFriendFrancis still

    • @FancyFriendFrancis
      @FancyFriendFrancis Год назад

      @@thetrueblanket still what? I just disproved your entire point

  • @imapotato1111
    @imapotato1111 Месяц назад

    I love how a literal slice of a melon doesn't give at least 2-3 food bars but a small piece of fish does.

  • @Apersonfarfaraway
    @Apersonfarfaraway Год назад +41

    “I don’t want to eat every 30 seconds”
    Now you know how us Bedrock players feel…

    • @ElectroTiger
      @ElectroTiger Год назад +3

      Bro one of the only complaints i have about bedrock.

    • @alisalman3539
      @alisalman3539 Год назад +1

      “Just eat the stackable cake” laughs on bedrock

  • @HargunCuberOG
    @HargunCuberOG 8 месяцев назад +125

    "What's your main food"
    SMP youtubers: Enchanted Golden Apples

    • @JJ123IsCool
      @JJ123IsCool 6 месяцев назад +6

      Mostly normal golden apples as most smp bans enchanted golden apples but yeah

    • @Cute_Allienya
      @Cute_Allienya 4 месяца назад

      E.G.A

    • @mlvnvccc
      @mlvnvccc 4 месяца назад

      real

    • @summermonkey26
      @summermonkey26 3 месяца назад

      @@JJ123IsCool they carry 64 gapples

  • @Bobbo_1
    @Bobbo_1 Год назад +131

    “My main food is beetroot soup”

    • @moosejoose6916
      @moosejoose6916 Год назад +3

      YoU mOnStEr

    • @UnSpamtomRandom
      @UnSpamtomRandom Год назад +3

      *FBI is already inside your house*

    • @vitaminagaming9822
      @vitaminagaming9822 Год назад +5

      I non ironically eat chorus fruit. Easy to farm and comes with a little extra fun

    • @skmd.imrulhaquesakkhor4814
      @skmd.imrulhaquesakkhor4814 Год назад +1

      I do that if i am in a modpack and i cant automate the construction along with sending it to my inventory

    • @user-ni7ui1nk8p
      @user-ni7ui1nk8p Год назад

      @@vitaminagaming9822honestly kinda valid the saturation they give isn’t bad and the hunger the fill up is pretty bad, but it’s not 1 like melons.

  • @teamawesomeness7137
    @teamawesomeness7137 Месяц назад

    meanwhile, the hunger bar usually doesn't go down for me as i usually play on peaceful difficulty

  • @junipyro6667
    @junipyro6667 7 месяцев назад +610

    Melons: haha I'm bad
    Beetroot:

    • @Mini64326
      @Mini64326 4 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @wow-roblox8370
      @wow-roblox8370 4 месяца назад +19

      Sweet beets: *_Sweating profusely_*

    • @ShivaX_Xlife
      @ShivaX_Xlife 3 месяца назад +6

      FACTS bro really forgot that beetroot existed💀💀💀

    • @ZenoxFaith
      @ZenoxFaith 3 месяца назад +2

      U can make soup with that..​@@ShivaX_Xlife

    • @EvanAfton10
      @EvanAfton10 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ZenoxFaithand it’s still not very good, especially because I’m pretty sure it’s un stackable like all other soups

  • @yucelanac9976
    @yucelanac9976 3 месяца назад +223

    Camman18:Have you ever wondered,if you were a moro-
    Wheatley:I'AM NOT A MORON

    • @DinnerDemon
      @DinnerDemon Месяц назад +6

      YES YOU ARE! YOU ARE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE *ME* AN IDIOT

    • @Wheatly_Portal2
      @Wheatly_Portal2 24 дня назад +4

      Stop bullying me man. You know if you continue I’ll… uhh… Just don’t do it okay?

    • @yucelanac9976
      @yucelanac9976 5 дней назад +1

      @@Wheatly_Portal2 Look who is talking from mars

  • @jashakasha
    @jashakasha Год назад +60

    "there's literally no upside" "you can get multiple per plant/harvest"

    • @Cowboy8897
      @Cowboy8897 Год назад +4

      You also get multiple potatoes, carrots and I think beats per harvest as well so no it’s not a upside

    • @slovicturtle7170
      @slovicturtle7170 Год назад +2

      Yeah that's a downside, because it takes longer to eat.

  • @realjoshplaysss
    @realjoshplaysss Месяц назад +1

    he is still roasting preston to this day..
    edit: why tho

  • @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk
    @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk 10 месяцев назад +516

    People who only use melons when they absolutely have to

    • @thesoulcollector-r1u
      @thesoulcollector-r1u 10 месяцев назад +3

      I agree but mostly when I play Minecraft, I always see a village so melons are useless to me.

    • @derekblan6426
      @derekblan6426 7 месяцев назад +2

      I'm playing Skyblock rn so I'll take whatever I can get, even melons

    • @AyanBabaL
      @AyanBabaL 7 месяцев назад +1

      Melons are the back up plan for survival

    • @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk
      @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk 7 месяцев назад

      @@AyanBabaL that's what I'm saying

    • @Liporde
      @Liporde 7 месяцев назад

      Melons look cool but suck as food. I only use them if its the only food i have or for building.

  • @ALLRTexclamationmark
    @ALLRTexclamationmark 9 месяцев назад +374

    "I AM NOT A MORON!"
    "Yes you are! You're the moron they built to make me an idiot!"

    • @__dINe__
      @__dINe__ 7 месяцев назад +13

      Portal fans, here we are ❤

    • @kotowskiGames
      @kotowskiGames 7 месяцев назад +18

      This is exactly what I think of when someone mentions the word "moron"

    • @gugoluna
      @gugoluna 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kotowskiGamessame

    • @gugoluna
      @gugoluna 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nice

    • @anna_cat763
      @anna_cat763 6 месяцев назад +2

      Portal2 what a legand

  • @KiraJ-ru7ll
    @KiraJ-ru7ll Год назад +130

    I just eat whatever i can get my hands on 💀

    • @_thekingofmonsters
      @_thekingofmonsters Год назад +4

      Same 💀

    • @memes007.
      @memes007. Год назад +2

      Same but I go for chicken and bread

    • @keithpierce613
      @keithpierce613 Год назад +2

      What if you find a pufferfish?

    • @memes007.
      @memes007. Год назад +1

      @@keithpierce613 depends if you are about to starve

    • @BearSmoothie
      @BearSmoothie Год назад +1

      @@keithpierce613if your starving then you should risk it

  • @ChillFinity2000
    @ChillFinity2000 Месяц назад

    bros awakened the whole rekrap2 community

  • @jessethasit3008
    @jessethasit3008 Год назад +347

    Me who uses trapped slaves to feed me golden carrots

  • @amethystianking8490
    @amethystianking8490 Год назад +92

    I use melons as a last resort if I'm out of other food.

  • @Zwixii
    @Zwixii Год назад +76

    Bro really called me a a moron. I use melons alot, but when I can and I have time, I start with baked potatos.

  • @realBoba_
    @realBoba_ Месяц назад +1

    I eat carrots, NORMAL CARROTS

  • @patrick3168
    @patrick3168 Год назад +238

    Melons are perfect for an early game food if you spawn near a jungle

    • @EEHEEH10
      @EEHEEH10 Год назад +8

      I prefer cookies though

    • @minebloxz8648
      @minebloxz8648 Год назад

      Kill some animals, 2 porkchops are better than 10 melon slices

    • @zottekott
      @zottekott Год назад +9

      I prefer rotten flech ngl

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ Год назад +2

      _if_

    • @SuperJSM
      @SuperJSM Год назад +6

      That's what I do, or sweet berries are good too for early game.

  • @dermanater
    @dermanater Год назад +95

    The fact that impatience is considered a downside is wild

  • @ernernyt3992
    @ernernyt3992 Год назад +254

    Bro really showed Eugene's i mean Preston's head as an example

  • @SuperHiro772
    @SuperHiro772 2 месяца назад +1

    He read my mind. I hate using melons. I will only use them if I have no other food choice.

  • @Rising_kid
    @Rising_kid Год назад +230

    When you spawn in a jungle and need food but don't have anything else
    Camman 18: MORON

    • @ziggysgamingchannel4423
      @ziggysgamingchannel4423 Год назад +11

      I spawn in jungle 88.4274% of the time

    • @andrewmeilinger6203
      @andrewmeilinger6203 11 месяцев назад

      You mean you don't harvest cocoa beans and grow wheat for cookies? Lol

    • @noatouw
      @noatouw 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@andrewmeilinger6203bro where do u see wheat

    • @Andrew-pq3lj
      @Andrew-pq3lj 11 месяцев назад

      He was talking about when people eat it even when you have other options

    • @ThePixelDude
      @ThePixelDude 10 месяцев назад

      @@Andrew-pq3ljbro we're just joking

  • @AbstractTheOne
    @AbstractTheOne 10 месяцев назад +296

    ‘I. AM NOT. A MORON!’
    -Wheatley 2012

    • @Th3GamerR4smu5
      @Th3GamerR4smu5 8 месяцев назад +23

      YES YOU ARE!
      -potato glados 2012

    • @gifiri231
      @gifiri231 8 месяцев назад +17

      "Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?"
      -Wheatley 2012

    • @Griefer255
      @Griefer255 8 месяцев назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Firecat962
      @Firecat962 8 месяцев назад +2

      Portal 2 is such a good game

    • @GandalftheLego
      @GandalftheLego 8 месяцев назад +1

      As soon as I saw the word moron in the title started looking for this comment

  • @Charles-xc7hb
    @Charles-xc7hb Год назад +56

    I use melons because of the same reason I use sweet berries, they are easy to produce and when you have enough of them they are good compost

  • @PaxtonGaming123
    @PaxtonGaming123 21 день назад +1

    Camman18: Melons Suck! Remove Them From The Game!
    Beetroots: Okay So I Dont Exist

  • @Blockhead-lc6fr
    @Blockhead-lc6fr Год назад +77

    "...or like packing animals into small spaces..."
    I literally caught an Oddish on Pokémon Sapphire at the exact moment you said that.

  • @nic8200
    @nic8200 3 месяца назад +213

    Melon: haha I suck
    Berries: allow me to introduce myself

    • @Dailydoseoffamilyguy-uo5ut
      @Dailydoseoffamilyguy-uo5ut 2 месяца назад +8

      Berries are so good there so easy to farm and u multiple

    • @Dailydoseoffamilyguy-uo5ut
      @Dailydoseoffamilyguy-uo5ut 2 месяца назад +3

      Get

    • @swOss_CheZ
      @swOss_CheZ 2 месяца назад +5

      dried kelp: allow me as well

    • @rabbit8880
      @rabbit8880 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@swOss_CheZ you can get lots of it in the ocean

    • @shadyymc
      @shadyymc 2 месяца назад +4

      berries have an upside cuz they can br used as a replacement for cobwebs and let you clutch with them

  • @JustPineapple
    @JustPineapple Год назад +269

    Thank you so much for this helpful info Camman18!
    Before this, I was strictly eating melons at the start of my jungle island world. But now, I’ve taken it to myself to travel thousands of blocks overseas to get a single carrot so I can recover 1.5 saturation instead of 1. Truly life changing, especially since I cannot find my base now.

  • @Rabobi123
    @Rabobi123 29 дней назад

    Dried kelp users: “I raised that boy” *smiles proudly*

  • @KabutopsPoke141
    @KabutopsPoke141 Год назад +75

    "Wadzee wants you know your* location"

    • @antifurrydiplomat
      @antifurrydiplomat Год назад +4

      lazarbeam wants to use your front camera

    • @itstoopaz
      @itstoopaz Год назад

      he’s in the jungle insulting the melons

  • @unknownthecat
    @unknownthecat 11 месяцев назад +1533

    "uh i spawned in a jungle where food"
    "shit i'm a moron now"
    edit: wow im popular

    • @Odd_Kypto
      @Odd_Kypto 10 месяцев назад +5

      Fish-? There gotta be a lake nearby

    • @CatManReal
      @CatManReal 10 месяцев назад +29

      @@Odd_Kypto No, there don't gotta be a lake nearby. Or a river. Or an ocean.

    • @Odd_Kypto
      @Odd_Kypto 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@CatManRealhunt for the water it's not that hard

    • @CatManReal
      @CatManReal 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@Odd_Kypto It depends on your seed. I've spawned in a desert biome and I had to travel almost 2000 blocks to find anything other than sand. No villages, no water wells, nothing.

    • @rubyrunz1723
      @rubyrunz1723 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Odd_Kyptoin the recent Java update they took out land water lakes

  • @alexolivers9476
    @alexolivers9476 10 месяцев назад +68

    Chorus fruit is a surprisingly good food. Not only can it teleport you to safety if you eat it while falling, but it also is the only food that you can eat while at max hunger, meaning you can use it to entirely fill up your saturation.

    • @Levele1234
      @Levele1234 9 месяцев назад +7

      Suspicious soup also has that

    • @CultofHappwer
      @CultofHappwer 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Levele1234it doesn't stack though

    • @ahtonThePerson
      @ahtonThePerson 7 месяцев назад

      what about golden apples@@CultofHappwer

  • @neopocket1288
    @neopocket1288 3 дня назад +1

    "What's your main food?"
    Me: Enchanted Golden Apple 🤑👍

  • @DykarDyksson
    @DykarDyksson Год назад +18

    ”I am not a moron!” -Wheatley 2011

  • @mattdrouin4830
    @mattdrouin4830 Год назад +94

    “But there’s literally one food that has literally no upside, Mellons” poisonous potato has entered chat.

    • @michaelpatrick1121
      @michaelpatrick1121 Год назад +2

      Beetroot soup

    • @gamingnerd0348
      @gamingnerd0348 Год назад +5

      ​@@michaelpatrick1121Beetroot Soup at least provides nutrition. The poisonous potato cant even be cooked to give extra nutrition

    • @catsdogswoof3968
      @catsdogswoof3968 Год назад

      still better@@gamingnerd0348

    • @c1oudsky
      @c1oudsky Год назад +3

      i ate all my poisonous potatoes

    • @st1lllaggy
      @st1lllaggy Год назад

      pufferfish

  • @mufaddala.sadriwala5146
    @mufaddala.sadriwala5146 Год назад +99

    Water bottle has left the chat

    • @Vozars
      @Vozars Год назад +11

      but people dont use that for food, some actually use melons as a food source

    • @yeti_can_game
      @yeti_can_game Год назад +3

      @@Vozars I only use it if I spawn in a jungle.
      Or I feel like acting like an idiot.

    • @GottaRu5h
      @GottaRu5h Год назад +2

      My response to the fact checkers: 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @Anakin_-Skywalker
      @Anakin_-Skywalker Год назад +2

      Potions:

  • @Pinipple
    @Pinipple 13 дней назад +2

    Beetroots: am i a joke?

  • @Stuffy87
    @Stuffy87 Год назад +28

    Hey, food is food man, may not be the best one, but it’s always better than nothing

    • @anshuman7et
      @anshuman7et Год назад +2

      Nah bro taking it seriously ( he thinks it's irl ) 💀

    • @Stuffy87
      @Stuffy87 Год назад +2

      No I’m just saying that if there’s no other food source, then still just take an advantage to eat Melons

  • @NothingAtAll.
    @NothingAtAll. Год назад +76

    Instructions unclear: I built a house out of birch

  • @Papyrus69
    @Papyrus69 8 месяцев назад +16

    Camman:MelOns ARe ThE WorSt FoOD SouRcE
    Poisonous Potatoes:🤨

  • @Playtv_infire
    @Playtv_infire 2 месяца назад +1

    No rekrap was offended in this video.

  • @jacklacey69
    @jacklacey69 Год назад +72

    I use pumpkin pie, I made some farms for the holidays and now I have a factory ( can't wait to fully automate it when the crafter is added!)

    • @keagaming9837
      @keagaming9837 11 месяцев назад +2

      :D same

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 11 месяцев назад +1

      Can't wait for the Pumpkin Pie Co. lmao

    • @redjack2629
      @redjack2629 10 месяцев назад

      Pumpkin pie autocrafter time in the next update. :v

  • @Yisihere
    @Yisihere Год назад +44

    Melons are super useful for when you're in the middle of the jungle and you're about to freaking starve to death.

  • @tnytmytx
    @tnytmytx Год назад +17

    i live in a jungle on my survival world, so i see this as an absolute win

  • @Baconisom
    @Baconisom 2 месяца назад

    Rekrap2 is loading his sniper right now

  • @Bitbit524
    @Bitbit524 Год назад +43

    Poisonous Potato left the chat

    • @ryanmarkel1298
      @ryanmarkel1298 Год назад +3

      But people don’t use that, some people use melons

    • @deha4706
      @deha4706 Год назад +2

      ​@@ryanmarkel1298bro im using poisonous potato💀💀

    • @mxl1350
      @mxl1350 Год назад +1

      😋

    • @Triminal
      @Triminal Год назад

      I use sweet berries its 0ficial im a moron

    • @Mobileplayerr-x7e
      @Mobileplayerr-x7e Год назад

      What about dried kelp

  • @Thanderlit
    @Thanderlit Год назад +37

    Wheatley:
    im not gonna explain more

  • @justaracolski
    @justaracolski Год назад +36

    I AM NOT. A MORON!
    - A (dumb) wise core

    • @Frango197
      @Frango197 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Hello ! This is the part were I kill you"

  • @Tygo-08
    @Tygo-08 25 дней назад

    Laserbeam is sending the entirety of australia's animals your way

  • @SoftTaco_
    @SoftTaco_ Год назад +18

    If I spawn in a jungle without villages melons are my savior.

  • @mrsslibby6857
    @mrsslibby6857 Год назад +8

    I treat them like berries. A good food source to gather while exploring but not something I'd farm for regular food once established