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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • A couple that teaches a kissing workshop gives Daniel some relationship tips.
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Комментарии • 500

  • @MinecraftYesMan
    @MinecraftYesMan 9 лет назад +104

    "Weeeeeeell, if it isn't Sanford and Sung"
    Their reactions made me fucking lose it.

  • @wendylederer367
    @wendylederer367 9 лет назад +301

    Thank you Tosh for pointing out how creepy these people are.

    • @theteche
      @theteche Год назад

      What's funny is I know that guy in real life AMA

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss 9 лет назад +200

    Sanford and Sung is one of the funniest things I've heard in years.

  • @notsober4369
    @notsober4369 8 лет назад +586

    " I remember kissing this little girl at camp, because it was a few months ago."

  • @cookiethecatasd930
    @cookiethecatasd930 7 лет назад +211

    "French kissing is the dirty version of kissing, like French people are the dirty people of humans"
    I am French and good thing i don't get butt hurt easily, because HOOOOO BOY lmao that was actually too good

    • @sithlorddread8721
      @sithlorddread8721 5 лет назад +1

      I read that last part in Syndrome's voice

    • @kennedymjx
      @kennedymjx 5 лет назад +1

      @George Kafiridis dan what did the French ever do to you

    • @pat8490
      @pat8490 5 лет назад

      Dude don't be a dick.

    • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
      @TheReal_Pim_Tool 5 лет назад +1

      I think he just wanted to make a joke about french kissing and didn't really know where to go with it. Typically what Daniel does when he doesn't know how to finish a joke he finishes it with an insult.

    • @darylchase2450
      @darylchase2450 4 года назад +1

      Lol because it's true...

  • @derekvalenti9365
    @derekvalenti9365 9 лет назад +77

    they shoulda double teamed the girl, and posted it on xhamster

    • @derekvalenti9365
      @derekvalenti9365 9 лет назад +1

      Derek V well, if it isn't Sanford and Sung!!

    • @jdmcarboy64
      @jdmcarboy64 5 лет назад +8

      Well no one but you would of watched it because xhamster is full of granny porn and incest shit.

  • @carolinejones8815
    @carolinejones8815 5 лет назад +38

    I love the creepy smile he gives the camera whenever he’s witnessing something totally insane

  • @secretsquirrel8010
    @secretsquirrel8010 4 года назад +26

    I’m not googling anything Daniel Tosh says to google. 🤣😂🤣

  • @coreyzundel9784
    @coreyzundel9784 8 лет назад +136

    the girl looks like Brandi Love

  • @Warsrecker
    @Warsrecker 5 лет назад +28

    The video of the DateCamp looks more like a beginners Swinger Club. But they made it look like a DateCamp so they don't have to call it "Orgy Uncomfortable".

  • @yettiman8941
    @yettiman8941 9 лет назад +63

    "I remember kissing this little girl at camp, because it was a few months ago."
    *Lmfao*

  • @Jonathanaturmom
    @Jonathanaturmom 9 лет назад +261

    STOLEN VALOR STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEN VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOR

    • @immortalgoku7892
      @immortalgoku7892 5 лет назад +14

      R/wooosh

    • @ChandlerTingle
      @ChandlerTingle 4 года назад +4

      DetailedGaming rwooooosh

    • @Oogiddyboogway
      @Oogiddyboogway 4 года назад +1

      @@detailedgaming6039 you're not very detailed are you XD

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 4 года назад

      @@detailedgaming6039 a gamer acting tough. Lol

    • @clintraley856
      @clintraley856 4 года назад

      @@immortalgoku7892 He deleted his comment. What did he say? Something serious I'm assuming?

  • @johnpearson5575
    @johnpearson5575 4 года назад +13

    Daniel: “Do you guys work with gay couples?”
    Woman: “I work with gay and lesbian couples...”
    Man: ... gulps nervously

  • @dwatts64
    @dwatts64 5 лет назад +18

    Gotta love the production quality here. Stupid comedy show but it gets the USMC Service Alpha uniform more accurate than any other show does. Even little jokes like hygiene inspection before rack time was accurate lol. Someone in that writing staff was a Marine, I'm sure of it.

    • @hailey1440
      @hailey1440 5 лет назад +3

      dwatts64 only thing I could really see with his alphas was that his stack had the wrong ribbon precedence

    • @putmyhandstowork1980
      @putmyhandstowork1980 4 года назад

      Yeah man, honestly the best uniform I have ever seen in TV or Movies. I agree I bet there is Marine on staff.

    • @Jeremy0214
      @Jeremy0214 4 года назад

      It even fit good. That’s what shocked me. Like that was someone’s uniform they pulled out of their closet.

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 2 года назад

      Posers, the whole lot of you.

  • @versace_savacems2331
    @versace_savacems2331 6 лет назад +12

    5:13 when u send a risky text and she sends one back

  • @TheCaptain008
    @TheCaptain008 9 лет назад +39

    That Tegan and Sara reference tho.

  • @estebannunez384
    @estebannunez384 5 лет назад +3

    Am I the only one who searched up rainbow kiss???

  • @timjames6904
    @timjames6904 4 года назад +7

    "Wouldn't it be fun to watch her walk that path?" Lmao

  • @sagemood
    @sagemood 4 года назад +7

    Five seconds in my first thought was "white people".

  • @bobjenkins4925
    @bobjenkins4925 10 лет назад +92

    Its amazing how Tosh is 54 years old.

    • @kair.6741
      @kair.6741 10 лет назад

      WOW

    • @remdawg69
      @remdawg69 10 лет назад +5

      Chelsea. R. Yeah, no.... lmgtfy.com/?q=Daniel+Tosh

    • @kair.6741
      @kair.6741 10 лет назад

      ***** LOL okay :P

    • @TheBMAN541
      @TheBMAN541 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Really I thought he was 25 or something.

    • @kennhub
      @kennhub 9 лет назад +1

      He is 40.

  • @SweetheartYoutubeHOT
    @SweetheartYoutubeHOT 8 лет назад +7

    rainbow kiss
    something that has never happened anywhere, ever, to anyone, at all.
    "Excuse me darling, now that we have achieved maturity and entered a sexual relationship, let us perform that rainbow kiss we heard about in school."
    "erm, no, I don't think we should actually."

  • @Kari2025
    @Kari2025 9 лет назад +31

    The girl at 0:47 is not having it lmao

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад

      Thats when she realized she wasted money on that new age class. lol.

  • @Queeze101
    @Queeze101 9 лет назад +19

    Uh-uh. NOTHING like band camp.

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 6 лет назад +1

      John Adams it's exactly band camp, slot of awkward looks and slot of weird noises.

    • @IndoorSitup
      @IndoorSitup 6 лет назад +4

      Sean Unrein and your kissing partner is an object

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 6 лет назад +1

      IndoorSitup ha

  • @tsunami8579
    @tsunami8579 5 лет назад +20

    Date Camp guy is Micheal Scott after retirement 🤣

    • @RatTaxi
      @RatTaxi 5 лет назад

      Absolutely

  • @seantrail5208
    @seantrail5208 9 лет назад +6

    Could it be called "sex"ersize?

  • @sciencenate
    @sciencenate 6 лет назад +5

    “Weeeeelll, if it isn’t Sanford and Sung”
    That was funny

  • @509REDPRODUCTIONS
    @509REDPRODUCTIONS 4 года назад +4

    "You better wipe that smile off that face before I kiss it off" 😂

  • @kadin3050
    @kadin3050 9 лет назад +17

    I hope I wasn't the only one that understood the Teegan and Sarah reference

    • @XxxMuseluverxxX
      @XxxMuseluverxxX 8 лет назад

      +frankguy95 Tegan and Sarah are both lesbians is the point lol

    • @XxxMuseluverxxX
      @XxxMuseluverxxX 8 лет назад

      ***** Nah lol That'd be quite incestuous, so no :P

  • @largeroyster
    @largeroyster 5 лет назад +3

    “They get to pair themselves” (the poor guy who nobody wants to partner with)

  • @Honey-Boo-Boo
    @Honey-Boo-Boo 6 лет назад +5

    “Private Tegan; Private Sara” lmao

  • @timunknown6724
    @timunknown6724 4 года назад +2

    You just know when the camera is off that couple hate each other and yell n scream

  • @dirtyrandy2592
    @dirtyrandy2592 5 лет назад +1

    God damn!! ... don’t google rainbow kiss 🌈 💋

  • @kenroywoolery7153
    @kenroywoolery7153 4 года назад +1

    LOL I SWEAR TOSH NEEDS HELP... LOL this guy is crazy...lol🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @hansele666
    @hansele666 4 года назад +1

    was that dwayne Perkins ?

  • @thekeepers15
    @thekeepers15 6 лет назад +5

    “Sanford and sung” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BodyByBenSLC
    @BodyByBenSLC 6 лет назад +7

    That got weird at the end

    • @АсяК-о6м
      @АсяК-о6м 4 года назад

      That was weird from the very beginning

  • @burtsink6963
    @burtsink6963 5 лет назад +2

    I like to make women happy, like one time and really fast 😂😂

  • @dantestarks1803
    @dantestarks1803 6 лет назад +2

    So I'm the only one who looked up what a rainbow kiss was lmao 😂😂😂😂😂totally disgusting

  • @wafflero5285
    @wafflero5285 8 лет назад +2

    was I the only one that thought Tosh's tie was fucked up?

  • @seancascanet3428
    @seancascanet3428 4 года назад +1

    LOL, SANFORD COULDNT HELP BUT LOOK AT THE CHICKS KISSING

  • @therldrewduncan
    @therldrewduncan 4 года назад +1

    But I bet Scott, is handling business though! 👊🏼 Haters! 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @xLOVExGODx
    @xLOVExGODx 8 лет назад +6

    Best part is at 6:08....Sarah ;)

  • @8yourpets
    @8yourpets 4 года назад +2

    6:10 watch Sanford, dude can't help himself.

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 4 года назад +1

      Brian Kupfer Hahahaha his eyes

  • @gaberivera9597
    @gaberivera9597 4 года назад +1

    Fuck bro I googled rainbow kiss 😰😰😰😰

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 5 лет назад +1

    okay i made it to 0:52 before i had to skip ahead.
    Geez that is _so_ uncomfortable.
    Edit: okay, that was the end of it. phew.

  • @RandomVideoCircus
    @RandomVideoCircus 9 лет назад +2

    Tosh.O is genius!!!!

  • @terenceharris9432
    @terenceharris9432 5 лет назад +1

    I think there was a menage after the cameras stopped rolling.

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 3 года назад +1

    This actually made me feel 💯 uncomfortable!

  • @wilthomas
    @wilthomas 9 лет назад +9

    This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

    • @JoeDirtisawsome
      @JoeDirtisawsome 9 лет назад

      Wow you think that kissing is the most disgusting thing that you ever saw? What are you 9?

    • @beefstew6512
      @beefstew6512 9 лет назад

      +Joe Dirt *Assumes that hes speaking of kissing*

    • @JoeDirtisawsome
      @JoeDirtisawsome 9 лет назад

      Kibbled Eggs well this is what the video is about. So of coarse I'm going to think that he's talking about kissing.

    • @beefstew6512
      @beefstew6512 9 лет назад

      Joe Dirt The video has some things that most people will think are a lot more disgusting then kissing.

  • @mvsthewrld00
    @mvsthewrld00 4 года назад +2

    The beginning got me dying😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @askingattila2654
    @askingattila2654 9 лет назад +1

    oh god why did you make me google a rainbow kiss :/ my life will never be the same

  • @lessen6738
    @lessen6738 9 лет назад +7

    What is a golden shower

    • @dgfgffgfgggdgdg
      @dgfgffgfgggdgdg 9 лет назад +4

      Chris Wehbe you don't want to know that

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 9 лет назад +6

      Chris Wehbe google it, then barf

    • @ludwigvoncocksucker3275
      @ludwigvoncocksucker3275 9 лет назад +3

      Chris Wehbe when 2 gay guys piss on each other.....

    • @ethanpendarvis2398
      @ethanpendarvis2398 9 лет назад +13

      The urban dictionary says it should be referred to as an "R. Kelly".

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 9 лет назад +4

      Ethan Pendarvis
      wow, that might have been funny before 2010

  • @Stevie_B_0828
    @Stevie_B_0828 4 года назад

    Opening video clip is just disturbing and awkward. Yikes. 😖😖😖
    😁😁😁

  • @alejandrorodriguez-do7rj
    @alejandrorodriguez-do7rj 8 лет назад +1

    if he can teach a class, he can teach a class .., i mean , i can teach a class.

  • @megapox8647
    @megapox8647 3 года назад

    His ribbons are out of order AAAAND the Kuwait liberation medal is upside down. Should be last in order. Fix yourself Marin

  • @MonkeyChimpJr
    @MonkeyChimpJr 9 лет назад +1

    Jesus Tosh I totally forgot how funny you are. LOL :)

  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 Год назад

    She doesn't "jog" six times a week. She probably goes the pace of an old man in a wheelchair six times a week.

  • @jairusbailey4619
    @jairusbailey4619 4 года назад

    Fuck me, I listened and googled rainbow kiss🤣😐🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +1

    M gosh, I love this man. He never fails to have me cry laughing.

  • @gbrcards2469
    @gbrcards2469 5 лет назад +1

    There was definitely a train running through that Camp.

  • @bearxbunny1835
    @bearxbunny1835 5 лет назад

    Seriously, google what is a rainbow kiss, I didn't even get through the first sentence

  • @407Swashplate
    @407Swashplate 4 года назад +1

    He may have been wearing Sergeant Chevrons, he may have been in a Marine Corps uniform but he wasn’t a ‘Drill Sergeant,’ he was a Drill Instructor.

    • @armygirl85fuckhitler74
      @armygirl85fuckhitler74 4 года назад +1

      I do NOT miss my drill sergeants lol

    • @Jeremy0214
      @Jeremy0214 4 года назад

      He also had a fucked up stack and an MSG ribbon while also going to the drill field while only in his second enlistment? Highly doubtful. But this is Tosh.0 damnit just enjoy that the uniform was REALLY damn close.

  • @michealyuhhh8007
    @michealyuhhh8007 5 лет назад +1

    The kssing at the begging was soooooo cringy

  • @lsjionredlinesupercharged2049
    @lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 3 года назад

    Shes cute but the kinda lady you bang go to the bathroom and you come back and there's a dude laying there.

  • @d0m2288
    @d0m2288 4 года назад +2

    "Sanford and Seung"
    Ha.

  • @shawnn14
    @shawnn14 6 лет назад +1

    This nigga said Sanford and Sung 😂😂😂😂

  • @glennknauer2696
    @glennknauer2696 5 лет назад +2

    Tosh's sarcasm kills me!

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright 4 года назад +1

    6:55 The girl in front can’t contain her laughter lol

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 9 лет назад +2

    Looked up rainbow kiss, totally going to try that out.

  • @hansumb.wonderful4101
    @hansumb.wonderful4101 8 лет назад

    yes. great comment on UGGS boots. those fucking boots!

  • @nicholasbrown5970
    @nicholasbrown5970 5 лет назад +1

    dude i cant watch this one omfg.

  • @stephenbooth9549
    @stephenbooth9549 4 года назад

    I looked up rainbow kiss..... Sounds romantic

  • @axlsmith8062
    @axlsmith8062 6 лет назад

    Why do I ever Google anything tosh tells me to fckn gross

  • @snack4458
    @snack4458 5 лет назад +1

    the ending sketch is one of the most insane ideas ever.

  • @blakedutton7829
    @blakedutton7829 6 лет назад

    Why does the black guy have to be the one kissing his boot? Lol

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 4 года назад

    Hey that nigga's gay he went for Tosh's lips on that kiss.

  • @theteche
    @theteche Год назад

    I know this guy in real life he was my boss. AMA

  • @Rav3T3ch
    @Rav3T3ch 4 года назад

    This was so cringeworthy it was painful.

  • @stufoo
    @stufoo 3 года назад

    i am uncomfortable.
    edit....but im learning a lot...

  • @rtothes936
    @rtothes936 4 года назад

    Rainbow kiss, damn some people are nasty af.

  • @blazingscythe9463
    @blazingscythe9463 8 лет назад +17

    I so regret looking that up...

    • @robertotellez199
      @robertotellez199 8 лет назад +1

      i know the feeling

    • @ericlewandowski2347
      @ericlewandowski2347 8 лет назад +2

      Sven Larsen that's why when someone tells you to look something up you look up the definition before looking at pictures or videos

    • @Meg_Lovegood
      @Meg_Lovegood 6 лет назад +10

      When a guy gives head to a girl while she is having her period, and gets all the blood in his mouth. And a girl gives a guy head, and gets cum in her mouth. Now when the guy/girl has blood/cum in their mouth, they kiss eachother. for everyone who didn't

    • @catelynmcmullan3659
      @catelynmcmullan3659 6 лет назад +1

      Sven Larsen same here man....................same here now im crying because of how disgusting that is.😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙍 i actually threw up when i read what it was

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 6 лет назад +2

      Meh, I'd try it. Just mix all your juices together. Could be hot

  • @BillieJolene1
    @BillieJolene1 9 лет назад

    Who actually needs a class on making out? Seriously, my neighbors cat even figured it out. Unfortunately that cat is always outside and the noise she makes is still way less annoying than these two.

  • @ryangaff8968
    @ryangaff8968 2 года назад

    Anythings better than the parents on plathville

  • @beazek
    @beazek 9 лет назад

    the most gay way to kiss a woman that i ve ever seen..

  • @seancascanet3428
    @seancascanet3428 4 года назад

    Goddamnit Daniel you should've asked them if they do a rainbow kiss...and when they ask what that is and you explain it record them throwing up everywhere lol...

  • @Lucid925
    @Lucid925 5 лет назад

    they aren't even standing at proper attention at the end lol. This shit was fucking weird, Tosh plays off of it nicely lol

  • @pronoun-free
    @pronoun-free 6 лет назад

    So she works with gay and lesbian couples? All this time and I never knew that lesbians weren't gay. She must really know what she's talking about!

  • @krenee8640
    @krenee8640 5 лет назад

    The beginning was too cringe for me to get past 0:48 .

  • @arabmoney7770
    @arabmoney7770 6 лет назад +1

    The moment at 5:15 has me dead

  • @karimqk1895
    @karimqk1895 4 года назад

    Looked up what a Rainbow Kiss is. All I'll say is that I think "Candy Cane Kiss" is a better description...

  • @latenightcereal2390
    @latenightcereal2390 2 года назад

    Ohhh, I thought Daniel tosh's fashion sense was like ug boots, except I genuinely doubt it feels great

  • @ali965
    @ali965 10 лет назад +1

    Love this show.

  • @seanharris8419
    @seanharris8419 5 лет назад

    Rainbow kiss- The term refers to performing cunilingus on a menstruating female, often followed by orally swapping semen and blood/other secretions.

  • @MikeC_518
    @MikeC_518 4 года назад

    Take off that uniform clown...

  • @krut76
    @krut76 6 лет назад +1

    Sanford and Sung. 😂😂😂

  • @SchoolOfLifeEducation
    @SchoolOfLifeEducation 2 года назад

    I actually Googled it. So gross.

  • @c0m4g1bb
    @c0m4g1bb 6 лет назад +1

    Sanford & Sung
    😂😂😂

  • @JJSeattle
    @JJSeattle 3 года назад

    Ahahahahh "Sanford and Sung" -- the ending was nutty AHhahahahah my jaws are hurting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 6 лет назад

    Remember kids...
    Anytime there is a reference to sex & there's a name applied to the sex act i.e.(Golden Shower or Rainbow Kiss)& you don't know what it is, it almost always has something to do with bodily fluids!!

  • @darrellstephens1289
    @darrellstephens1289 4 года назад

    And I'm gonna go ahead and say do not under any circumstance Google rainbow kiss. Tosh, you sir are next level troll. Good on you