@@sneezewax3567 youtube has always been really strict when it comes to what gets monetized. swearing is considered 'offensive' and 'not fit for children' (even if that piece of content never said it was intended for children in the first place). monetization is important, so if that means bleeping out a couple of swear words, people will do it.
Imagine getting all the way to the Olympics to do the high dive and right when you get to the edge of the board and all the cameras are on you you ask yourself aloud for every microphone to hear you, “Wait, how do you do this”
The final race is so funny to me. Just thousands of people watching this poor woman struggle to jog, being like “Do we help her? Should we just let her finish?”
I have IBS, so it's pretty much permanent diarrhea. I can confirm it's a great excuse to use for any reason whenever I want. The only downside is 90% of the time I'm not faking it.
@@Icebolt854 He pays the editors thru the money the youtube videos make, so it would make sense that the editors would avoid demonetization (and also would like to grow the channel because demonetized = less traffic). I'm sure he would have no problem if the channel didn't make enough to pay them out of pocket himself, but it's a good strategy and half a minute of bleeped swears in a 10 minute video in order to support the editors and these awesome videos is a great deal.
@@liquid0001Squadalaxd This isn't just an archive channel, this is the official highlights channel that was started by Jerma. Earnings from these videos go to the editors, managers and Jerma himself
Who cares if it's censored? It doesn't ruin the video at all. And besides, it's only censored for one minute and goes back to being uncensored afterwards.
I'm imagining Jerma competing in the Olympics and impaling someone with the Javelin and then laughing his ass off, like to the extent he falls over on the ground and curls up and they have to drag him off the field.
one time i finished my high school state test and i wanted to smoke weed across the street so i did and when i came back they asked me where i went and i told them i had diarrhea and that was that i got away free
Yeha sorry about that. The whole beeping wont stick around though. This was pretty much just a quick fix on videos that were already finished before we were told that we needed to start being more careful so they don't get demonitized. Future videos will just avoid it entirely so it wont even be noticeable
@@JackClishem You'll have a hell of a time getting substantial highlights together of jerma's streams where he's not swearing. His funniest breakdowns usually come coupled with a hard Bawstun lean.
@@argnator Its only the first minute or so we have to be careful (Which is a real thing btw. Seems like a lot of people think the whole "first minute only" thing is a superstition but its not) so we will just move clips around so it works. We pretty much just have to trick the system into thinking its fine.
i admire that you could ever conjure an image so positively rancid from an abstract logo. i'd love to see you do ink blots but i'm afraid hearing your creative interpretation might instantly send me to double hell
@@L.CROSS0 COPPA rules are just "watching videos made for kids disables basically the entire website", swear demonitisation is just RUclips trying to attract more advertisers
I know what y'all have to do it, but could you change the censor noise form an obnoxious beep to something else? It could be a burp or fart sound affect I don't care just throw the headache inducing beeps in the trash where they belong
these beeps being the most jarring thing ever just shows how smoothly jerma does says swears when he speaks
yeah, if this happens more i probably have to switch to watching the vods
@@zachprouty8595 no you don't
this is a sacrifice we must make to bank jerma's keto mayonnaise diet
@@Ayeloo
Pretty sure Streaming already covers that
watch yo profanity
@@sneezewax3567 youtube has always been really strict when it comes to what gets monetized. swearing is considered 'offensive' and 'not fit for children' (even if that piece of content never said it was intended for children in the first place). monetization is important, so if that means bleeping out a couple of swear words, people will do it.
Imagine getting all the way to the Olympics to do the high dive and right when you get to the edge of the board and all the cameras are on you you ask yourself aloud for every microphone to hear you,
“Wait, how do you do this”
“There’s no beginning, no middle, no end... only diarrhoea.” Thanks Jeremy, I finally understand.
9:10 “I’m not even winded”
-Jerma “The Scout tf2” Elbertson
Replace the bleep with jerma's mini sentry noise.
or him saying 'trio'
or his "trying the get the attention of a classroom full of rowdy students" noise
oh god yes, make it happen!
THIS X1000
Nothing sounds like that
The final race is so funny to me. Just thousands of people watching this poor woman struggle to jog, being like “Do we help her? Should we just let her finish?”
"Olympic athlete jumps twice the height of streamer man"
Must not have been a very high jump, then! XD
Edit: Woah, I was right
Well of course a streamer wouldn't be able to jump as high as an olymp-
oh.
OH.
hah.
Dear editor,
Next time, can you replace the demonetization bleeps with "Byeah"
Byeah that would be a good idea
I have IBS, so it's pretty much permanent diarrhea. I can confirm it's a great excuse to use for any reason whenever I want. The only downside is 90% of the time I'm not faking it.
i have the same problem, this is so true it hurts
I'd think IBS is terrible
Same friend..you're not alone
I have lactose intolerance and no impulse control, similar result.
@@crythunder6267 why u do dat 2 urself !?
To anybody curious, The editor is likely attempting to avoid demonitization by bleeping spicy language in the first 30 seconds of the video.
That makes since
To be fair with the amount he gets in donos I don't see why the youtube money is is that big of a deal.
@@Icebolt854 how do you think the editors get payed?
John Smith to be even more fair, its only 30 seconds so it really doesnt make a difference in the content
@@Icebolt854 He pays the editors thru the money the youtube videos make, so it would make sense that the editors would avoid demonetization (and also would like to grow the channel because demonetized = less traffic). I'm sure he would have no problem if the channel didn't make enough to pay them out of pocket himself, but it's a good strategy and half a minute of bleeped swears in a 10 minute video in order to support the editors and these awesome videos is a great deal.
*INSANE* streamer diarrheas every morning _without_ saying merry christmas
I like how Jerma is halfway decent at every game that doesn't require you to nail a landing.
“Y’know there’s something just inherently satisfying about this game.”
-Olympic Record Holding Streamer
Local ex-athlete turned streamer starts global pandemic to cancel 2020 Olympics and win all the gold medals himself.
Do they use the names of real athletes? Because Billy-Tim Shimshaw at 7:46 is probably the most ridiculous english name I've ever heard.
Local streamer gets “sick with diarrhea” and passes out on stream
Claims to “not even be winded”
"You missed that long jump. Try another!"
I swear he does that *Glug Glug* sound effect every chance he gets just becuase he knows everyone hates it.
Replace the censor beeps with *GLUG GLUG* plz
Local streamer reveals his bowel problems “subtlety”
You'd think the spider he swallowed would make him better at the high jump
The censoring's a shame, although it still makes me laugh
RUclips would demonitise with swearing so early in the video
what ce-WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT
pretty sure they only demonitize the vid if its in the first minute
@@eoghancarroll4365 who cares, it's not his content anyway to make money of. It's just a archive channel uploaded with jerma's permission.
@@liquid0001Squadalaxd This isn't just an archive channel, this is the official highlights channel that was started by Jerma. Earnings from these videos go to the editors, managers and Jerma himself
The bit at 8:49 made me laugh the hardest I've ever laughed in months. Too funny.
I swear to god this man has made me laugh harder in recent times then I've laughed ever.
Taking the gold for the nation of Jermania: Doping Dan!
Who cares if it's censored? It doesn't ruin the video at all. And besides, it's only censored for one minute and goes back to being uncensored afterwards.
Puppu Jinks Same, the beeping is just so jarring and unnatural
Ah, my favorite RUclipsr. Jeremy "I have diarrhea" Elbertson.
the catastrophically bad diving had me crying man
Jerma keep trying youll get there some day
I was crying for the last 4 minutes.
It's censored bc RUclips would demonitize it with that much swearing at the beginning of the video
Yea, they only check the first minute or so, for some reason.
8:47 Jeremy running the mile with his backage appendix.
Fun Fact: the women's high jump WR is still 2.09, but the men's current WR is 2.45! Insane! These people can jump entirely over people easily!
And two Jermas!
If the Olympics ever goes virtual. We know that Jerma will be the next Carl Lewis
If youre gonna keep doing the censoring in the future could you not use the gaudy bleep noise
Maybe have it like Oneyplays where it’s some weird abysmal noise
@@burgbass Yeah, these freaky ghosts don't have nothin' on u - HOLY SH-AUUUGH
@@burgbass Chris "Chimpy" O'Neil
There should by this point be a large array of Jerma noises that could work as a censor noise.
I'm imagining Jerma competing in the Olympics and impaling someone with the Javelin and then laughing his ass off, like to the extent he falls over on the ground and curls up and they have to drag him off the field.
I have a bad case of diarrhea
something about that first failed dive has had me in genuine hysterics for minutes now
Holy shit, after having watched the NLSS crew being shockingly competent, Jerma's ineptitude is surprisingly complete and utterly hilarious.
Is this the guy who beat the world record for the Olympic high jump ON STREAM?
If you thought this stream was good the first time, try watching with Smarties up your urethra
1:25 HE RETURNS! THE RETURN OF THE KING!
The in-game commentator dude is fuckin hilarious. Perfect foil for Jerma
Jerma: *Pick one of the most difficult dives to perform*
Also Jerma: "Wait, how do you do this?" as he is already running towards the trampoline
ty jack!!
holy shit i havent laughed like i have at that final vault in a long time.
The diving parts i am puking and crying and farting oh lord
Oh you missed that one
TRY ANOTHER
That last part legit had me in tears
benchpress spotting should be an olympic event
I say again, we better get Censored Jerma for the rumble.
please, more of this!!
“Wait it’s all diarrhea?”
“Always has been”
Instead of censoring swear words you should censor regular words by replacing them with sound clips of him saying swear words
Why is Jerma Censored?
Probably demonetization, I’m guessing. Not sure though
Editor says, that there is a risk of demonetization
@@despuuu8353 What's the point? Even without being demonetized, I'm sure Jerma makes far more off of Twitch anyway.
Remember how Google used to have "Don't be evil" ? Well RUclips is trying their version that is "We want to be television".
@@despuuu8353 I heard that even the bleep sound was grounds for demonetize
"Take all blame away from me."
No
I hate RUclips, now we have to censor jerma for him to get reliable promotion on this website 😐 WeirdChamp
the 2020 olympics mascots are shortstacks
That diving lady was just doing fucking WWE 2K14 Create-a-Finishers
"Beep" - Jeremy Embertson
one time i finished my high school state test and i wanted to smoke weed across the street so i did and when i came back they asked me where i went and i told them i had diarrhea and that was that i got away free
What's the opening clip from? I know I've seen it somewhere.
America didn't send athletes in this universe. They sent Walmart employees.
pb is 1.9m, proceeds to set the wr of 2.1m
"Do you eat ***?"
~ jerma985
Good job
Yes
who makes these intros that was hilarious
I kinda like the bleep censors because it reminds me of the early 2000's MTV aesthetic which is perfect for the iternal boomer
high my names catrina
Local streamer does dive off roof into concrete (He fucking dies!)
God the censoring is just... ugh
Yeha sorry about that. The whole beeping wont stick around though. This was pretty much just a quick fix on videos that were already finished before we were told that we needed to start being more careful so they don't get demonitized. Future videos will just avoid it entirely so it wont even be noticeable
JackEdit well you said sorry so I forgive you
JackEdit your a great editor
@@JackClishem You'll have a hell of a time getting substantial highlights together of jerma's streams where he's not swearing. His funniest breakdowns usually come coupled with a hard Bawstun lean.
@@argnator Its only the first minute or so we have to be careful (Which is a real thing btw. Seems like a lot of people think the whole "first minute only" thing is a superstition but its not) so we will just move clips around so it works. We pretty much just have to trick the system into thinking its fine.
Can someone tell me from where is that beggining bit of the video? It was just hilarious
I keep forgetting that the 2012 olympics was the one where the logo looks like lisa is *[REDACTED]* bart
why bart, specifically
i admire that you could ever conjure an image so positively rancid from an abstract logo. i'd love to see you do ink blots but i'm afraid hearing your creative interpretation might instantly send me to double hell
no
Local streamer belly flops at Olympics
At first I thought the beeps at the beginning were a bit by Jerma.
these videos are never monetized in the first place i thought? so then why is there censoring?
these videos are monetized to help pay the editors
Not even good.
Censoring ruins the flow for me, i love the simplicity of the jerma vids.
awesomr
oooh you missed that one, try another one
the bleep is so jarring
Im barely even processing they bleeped swears in the first 30 seconds
I thought the bleeps in the begining were part of the joke, since it's the athlete speaking in public TV or something
You missed that one, try another!
Change the bleeps to Ed, Edd & Eddy sound effects
Jerma trying out for nlss
7:53 HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHA
ONLY diarrhea
I like ping pong
This is just like that time the miner exclaimed at my missed shot at a bottle and proclaimed to give it another go.
that fucking intro
I'd watch content from 3rd party editors that don't censor (either through beeping or "being careful") tbh.
RUclips demonetizes videos with high amount of swearing, if they don't censor now the videos make almost nothing
Is there a particular reason the cursing has been bleeped lately?
Probably for monetization reasons
RUclips COPPA rules
@@L.CROSS0 COPPA rules are just "watching videos made for kids disables basically the entire website", swear demonitisation is just RUclips trying to attract more advertisers
RUclips wants to be TV 2.0
if the video has swearing in the first 30 seconds it cant get monetized or doesnt get promoted, its something like that
I know what y'all have to do it, but could you change the censor noise form an obnoxious beep to something else? It could be a burp or fart sound affect I don't care just throw the headache inducing beeps in the trash where they belong
You missed that one, try another
why we bleeping suddenly?
Because RUclips. The first minute can’t have swears or you lose money
Censoring? No thank you.
They have to do it the first minute because of youtube nowadays
When jerma swears he actually beeps in real-time, it’s not edited in
is this the guy who embarassed a nation ON STREAM?
8:48 holy fuck