Olympics 2020 - Not Even Good

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024
  • Jerma Matthew "Wicked Hot Diarrhea" Kennedy
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    Jack Clishem
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Комментарии • 275

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 4 года назад +1196

    these beeps being the most jarring thing ever just shows how smoothly jerma does says swears when he speaks

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад +105

      yeah, if this happens more i probably have to switch to watching the vods

    • @Ayeloo
      @Ayeloo 4 года назад +71

      @@zachprouty8595 no you don't
      this is a sacrifice we must make to bank jerma's keto mayonnaise diet

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 4 года назад +14

      @@Ayeloo
      Pretty sure Streaming already covers that

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +7

      watch yo profanity

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +15

      @@sneezewax3567 youtube has always been really strict when it comes to what gets monetized. swearing is considered 'offensive' and 'not fit for children' (even if that piece of content never said it was intended for children in the first place). monetization is important, so if that means bleeping out a couple of swear words, people will do it.

  • @SnowEspeon
    @SnowEspeon 4 года назад +247

    Imagine getting all the way to the Olympics to do the high dive and right when you get to the edge of the board and all the cameras are on you you ask yourself aloud for every microphone to hear you,
    “Wait, how do you do this”

  • @NoirMethod
    @NoirMethod 4 года назад +575

    “There’s no beginning, no middle, no end... only diarrhoea.” Thanks Jeremy, I finally understand.

  • @MrTonyguns99
    @MrTonyguns99 4 года назад +233

    9:10 “I’m not even winded”
    -Jerma “The Scout tf2” Elbertson

  • @UsingGorillaLogic
    @UsingGorillaLogic 4 года назад +725

    Replace the bleep with jerma's mini sentry noise.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +28

      or him saying 'trio'

    • @Rezuaq
      @Rezuaq 4 года назад +21

      or his "trying the get the attention of a classroom full of rowdy students" noise

    • @SamFreelancePolice
      @SamFreelancePolice 4 года назад

      oh god yes, make it happen!

    • @productionstudyos
      @productionstudyos 4 года назад

      THIS X1000

    • @aka_miso
      @aka_miso 4 года назад +4

      Nothing sounds like that

  • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
    @user-ux4gu2lh8c 4 года назад +89

    The final race is so funny to me. Just thousands of people watching this poor woman struggle to jog, being like “Do we help her? Should we just let her finish?”

  • @Dmanmartin19
    @Dmanmartin19 4 года назад +420

    "Olympic athlete jumps twice the height of streamer man"

    • @isaacgutierrez139
      @isaacgutierrez139 4 года назад +11

      Must not have been a very high jump, then! XD
      Edit: Woah, I was right

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 года назад +2

      Well of course a streamer wouldn't be able to jump as high as an olymp-
      oh.
      OH.
      hah.

  • @lucianobradley5996
    @lucianobradley5996 4 года назад +385

    Dear editor,
    Next time, can you replace the demonetization bleeps with "Byeah"

    • @gemizu4874
      @gemizu4874 4 года назад +15

      Byeah that would be a good idea

  • @Arkonoid404
    @Arkonoid404 4 года назад +117

    I have IBS, so it's pretty much permanent diarrhea. I can confirm it's a great excuse to use for any reason whenever I want. The only downside is 90% of the time I'm not faking it.

    • @Irkaylub
      @Irkaylub 4 года назад +8

      i have the same problem, this is so true it hurts

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 4 года назад +2

      I'd think IBS is terrible

    • @asneakylawngnome5792
      @asneakylawngnome5792 4 года назад +1

      Same friend..you're not alone

    • @crythunder6267
      @crythunder6267 4 года назад +6

      I have lactose intolerance and no impulse control, similar result.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 4 года назад +1

      @@crythunder6267 why u do dat 2 urself !?

  • @skootz24
    @skootz24 4 года назад +506

    To anybody curious, The editor is likely attempting to avoid demonitization by bleeping spicy language in the first 30 seconds of the video.

    • @63iskool
      @63iskool 4 года назад +1

      That makes since

    • @Icebolt854
      @Icebolt854 4 года назад +32

      To be fair with the amount he gets in donos I don't see why the youtube money is is that big of a deal.

    • @titus17
      @titus17 4 года назад +115

      @@Icebolt854 how do you think the editors get payed?

    • @Nealrex101
      @Nealrex101 4 года назад +31

      John Smith to be even more fair, its only 30 seconds so it really doesnt make a difference in the content

    • @blarghwagurder
      @blarghwagurder 4 года назад +15

      @@Icebolt854 He pays the editors thru the money the youtube videos make, so it would make sense that the editors would avoid demonetization (and also would like to grow the channel because demonetized = less traffic). I'm sure he would have no problem if the channel didn't make enough to pay them out of pocket himself, but it's a good strategy and half a minute of bleeped swears in a 10 minute video in order to support the editors and these awesome videos is a great deal.

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 4 года назад +74

    *INSANE* streamer diarrheas every morning _without_ saying merry christmas

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 года назад +38

    I like how Jerma is halfway decent at every game that doesn't require you to nail a landing.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 4 года назад +86

    “Y’know there’s something just inherently satisfying about this game.”
    -Olympic Record Holding Streamer

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 4 года назад +26

    Local ex-athlete turned streamer starts global pandemic to cancel 2020 Olympics and win all the gold medals himself.

  • @porkeyminch8044
    @porkeyminch8044 4 года назад +44

    Do they use the names of real athletes? Because Billy-Tim Shimshaw at 7:46 is probably the most ridiculous english name I've ever heard.

  • @confusedcactus1709
    @confusedcactus1709 4 года назад +159

    Local streamer gets “sick with diarrhea” and passes out on stream

    • @sawyere2496
      @sawyere2496 4 года назад +3

      Claims to “not even be winded”

  • @ghosthuntermike2592
    @ghosthuntermike2592 4 года назад +13

    "You missed that long jump. Try another!"

  • @martinfigueroa3881
    @martinfigueroa3881 4 года назад +29

    I swear he does that *Glug Glug* sound effect every chance he gets just becuase he knows everyone hates it.

    • @OGSumo
      @OGSumo 4 года назад +8

      Replace the censor beeps with *GLUG GLUG* plz

  • @L.CROSS0
    @L.CROSS0 4 года назад +66

    Local streamer reveals his bowel problems “subtlety”

  • @Capablanca42069
    @Capablanca42069 4 года назад +31

    You'd think the spider he swallowed would make him better at the high jump

  • @todbilegotgonbat3943
    @todbilegotgonbat3943 4 года назад +192

    The censoring's a shame, although it still makes me laugh

    • @eoghancarroll4365
      @eoghancarroll4365 4 года назад +33

      RUclips would demonitise with swearing so early in the video

    • @ToasterBrain51702
      @ToasterBrain51702 4 года назад +17

      what ce-WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT

    • @ImChikin
      @ImChikin 4 года назад +9

      pretty sure they only demonitize the vid if its in the first minute

    • @liquid0001Squadalaxd
      @liquid0001Squadalaxd 4 года назад +1

      @@eoghancarroll4365 who cares, it's not his content anyway to make money of. It's just a archive channel uploaded with jerma's permission.

    • @JackClishem
      @JackClishem 4 года назад +70

      @@liquid0001Squadalaxd This isn't just an archive channel, this is the official highlights channel that was started by Jerma. Earnings from these videos go to the editors, managers and Jerma himself

  • @brandonster
    @brandonster 4 года назад +13

    The bit at 8:49 made me laugh the hardest I've ever laughed in months. Too funny.

  • @jackmetrro
    @jackmetrro 3 года назад +2

    I swear to god this man has made me laugh harder in recent times then I've laughed ever.

  • @Drongobee
    @Drongobee 4 года назад +20

    Taking the gold for the nation of Jermania: Doping Dan!

  • @63iskool
    @63iskool 4 года назад +8

    Who cares if it's censored? It doesn't ruin the video at all. And besides, it's only censored for one minute and goes back to being uncensored afterwards.

    • @clues32
      @clues32 4 года назад

      Puppu Jinks Same, the beeping is just so jarring and unnatural

  • @durn863
    @durn863 4 года назад +9

    Ah, my favorite RUclipsr. Jeremy "I have diarrhea" Elbertson.

  • @13Gisang
    @13Gisang 4 года назад +2

    the catastrophically bad diving had me crying man

  • @MyHungryWidow
    @MyHungryWidow 4 года назад +14

    Jerma keep trying youll get there some day

  • @smasherbasher8937
    @smasherbasher8937 4 года назад +1

    I was crying for the last 4 minutes.

  • @Mrpawsum2
    @Mrpawsum2 4 года назад +13

    It's censored bc RUclips would demonitize it with that much swearing at the beginning of the video

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 4 года назад

      Yea, they only check the first minute or so, for some reason.

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 4 года назад +2

    8:47 Jeremy running the mile with his backage appendix.

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky 4 года назад +2

    Fun Fact: the women's high jump WR is still 2.09, but the men's current WR is 2.45! Insane! These people can jump entirely over people easily!

  • @totesmcfloats9348
    @totesmcfloats9348 4 года назад +4

    If the Olympics ever goes virtual. We know that Jerma will be the next Carl Lewis

  • @javelin4646
    @javelin4646 4 года назад +79

    If youre gonna keep doing the censoring in the future could you not use the gaudy bleep noise

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 4 года назад +16

      Maybe have it like Oneyplays where it’s some weird abysmal noise

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 4 года назад +6

      @@burgbass Yeah, these freaky ghosts don't have nothin' on u - HOLY SH-AUUUGH

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 4 года назад +2

      @@burgbass Chris "Chimpy" O'Neil

    • @bigsanctions1142
      @bigsanctions1142 4 года назад +11

      There should by this point be a large array of Jerma noises that could work as a censor noise.

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 4 года назад

    I'm imagining Jerma competing in the Olympics and impaling someone with the Javelin and then laughing his ass off, like to the extent he falls over on the ground and curls up and they have to drag him off the field.

  • @VocaloidRules101
    @VocaloidRules101 4 года назад +2

    I have a bad case of diarrhea

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 4 года назад

    something about that first failed dive has had me in genuine hysterics for minutes now

  • @curtisehoffman
    @curtisehoffman 4 года назад

    Holy shit, after having watched the NLSS crew being shockingly competent, Jerma's ineptitude is surprisingly complete and utterly hilarious.

  • @janesmith1840
    @janesmith1840 4 года назад +4

    Is this the guy who beat the world record for the Olympic high jump ON STREAM?

  • @manwiththebeak
    @manwiththebeak 4 года назад +10

    If you thought this stream was good the first time, try watching with Smarties up your urethra

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 4 года назад +1

    1:25 HE RETURNS! THE RETURN OF THE KING!

  • @brookes6177
    @brookes6177 4 года назад

    The in-game commentator dude is fuckin hilarious. Perfect foil for Jerma

  • @Pejo-Bun
    @Pejo-Bun 4 года назад

    Jerma: *Pick one of the most difficult dives to perform*
    Also Jerma: "Wait, how do you do this?" as he is already running towards the trampoline

  • @daveraddy3119
    @daveraddy3119 4 года назад

    ty jack!!

  • @midokotwow
    @midokotwow 2 года назад

    holy shit i havent laughed like i have at that final vault in a long time.

  • @Waterproof22
    @Waterproof22 4 года назад +3

    The diving parts i am puking and crying and farting oh lord

  • @puffingxtom
    @puffingxtom 4 года назад +1

    Oh you missed that one
    TRY ANOTHER

  • @PaladinG
    @PaladinG 4 года назад

    That last part legit had me in tears

  • @shapedokkan
    @shapedokkan 4 года назад

    benchpress spotting should be an olympic event

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 4 года назад

    I say again, we better get Censored Jerma for the rumble.

  • @eljestLiv
    @eljestLiv 4 года назад

    please, more of this!!

  • @TheAgileFatman
    @TheAgileFatman 4 года назад

    “Wait it’s all diarrhea?”
    “Always has been”

  • @JohnRed
    @JohnRed 4 года назад +12

    Instead of censoring swear words you should censor regular words by replacing them with sound clips of him saying swear words

  • @rogainegaming6924
    @rogainegaming6924 4 года назад +91

    Why is Jerma Censored?

    • @hmmmstvethebaffled7720
      @hmmmstvethebaffled7720 4 года назад +44

      Probably demonetization, I’m guessing. Not sure though

    • @despuuu8353
      @despuuu8353 4 года назад +7

      Editor says, that there is a risk of demonetization

    • @ah-xt2uc
      @ah-xt2uc 4 года назад +13

      @@despuuu8353 What's the point? Even without being demonetized, I'm sure Jerma makes far more off of Twitch anyway.

    • @Jormelli
      @Jormelli 4 года назад +12

      Remember how Google used to have "Don't be evil" ? Well RUclips is trying their version that is "We want to be television".

    • @MrSlaughterrific
      @MrSlaughterrific 4 года назад +2

      @@despuuu8353 I heard that even the bleep sound was grounds for demonetize

  • @DaviddeBergerac
    @DaviddeBergerac 4 года назад

    "Take all blame away from me."
    No

  • @storms888
    @storms888 4 года назад +6

    I hate RUclips, now we have to censor jerma for him to get reliable promotion on this website 😐 WeirdChamp

  • @FanOfFictionalCharacters
    @FanOfFictionalCharacters 4 года назад

    the 2020 olympics mascots are shortstacks

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 4 года назад

    That diving lady was just doing fucking WWE 2K14 Create-a-Finishers

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 4 года назад

    "Beep" - Jeremy Embertson

  • @buster9877
    @buster9877 4 года назад +8

    one time i finished my high school state test and i wanted to smoke weed across the street so i did and when i came back they asked me where i went and i told them i had diarrhea and that was that i got away free

  • @abigailflynn6400
    @abigailflynn6400 4 года назад +3

    What's the opening clip from? I know I've seen it somewhere.

  • @urint3902
    @urint3902 4 года назад

    America didn't send athletes in this universe. They sent Walmart employees.

  • @souljadood
    @souljadood 4 года назад

    pb is 1.9m, proceeds to set the wr of 2.1m

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb 4 года назад

    "Do you eat ***?"
    ~ jerma985

  • @chipsmcbits5386
    @chipsmcbits5386 4 года назад

    Good job

  • @LlohanShorts
    @LlohanShorts 4 года назад

    Yes

  • @TheSuicidalCake
    @TheSuicidalCake 4 года назад +2

    who makes these intros that was hilarious

  • @cynicalkiwi9366
    @cynicalkiwi9366 4 года назад

    I kinda like the bleep censors because it reminds me of the early 2000's MTV aesthetic which is perfect for the iternal boomer

  • @day.brakeF1
    @day.brakeF1 4 года назад

    high my names catrina

  • @Lil_FYRBUG
    @Lil_FYRBUG 4 года назад

    Local streamer does dive off roof into concrete (He fucking dies!)

  • @gamerorp1684
    @gamerorp1684 4 года назад +71

    God the censoring is just... ugh

    • @JackClishem
      @JackClishem 4 года назад +34

      Yeha sorry about that. The whole beeping wont stick around though. This was pretty much just a quick fix on videos that were already finished before we were told that we needed to start being more careful so they don't get demonitized. Future videos will just avoid it entirely so it wont even be noticeable

    • @gamerorp1684
      @gamerorp1684 4 года назад +3

      JackEdit well you said sorry so I forgive you

    • @gamerorp1684
      @gamerorp1684 4 года назад +5

      JackEdit your a great editor

    • @argnator
      @argnator 4 года назад +8

      @@JackClishem You'll have a hell of a time getting substantial highlights together of jerma's streams where he's not swearing. His funniest breakdowns usually come coupled with a hard Bawstun lean.

    • @JackClishem
      @JackClishem 4 года назад +17

      @@argnator Its only the first minute or so we have to be careful (Which is a real thing btw. Seems like a lot of people think the whole "first minute only" thing is a superstition but its not) so we will just move clips around so it works. We pretty much just have to trick the system into thinking its fine.

  • @augustoseiti885
    @augustoseiti885 4 года назад +1

    Can someone tell me from where is that beggining bit of the video? It was just hilarious

  • @thest0rmyblu
    @thest0rmyblu 4 года назад

    I keep forgetting that the 2012 olympics was the one where the logo looks like lisa is *[REDACTED]* bart

    • @johannamegido8465
      @johannamegido8465 4 года назад

      why bart, specifically

    • @sinmonsworul
      @sinmonsworul 4 года назад +1

      i admire that you could ever conjure an image so positively rancid from an abstract logo. i'd love to see you do ink blots but i'm afraid hearing your creative interpretation might instantly send me to double hell

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 года назад

      no

  • @madmanmortonyt4890
    @madmanmortonyt4890 4 года назад

    Local streamer belly flops at Olympics

  • @rayb0b34
    @rayb0b34 4 года назад

    At first I thought the beeps at the beginning were a bit by Jerma.

  • @ScarfKat
    @ScarfKat 4 года назад +3

    these videos are never monetized in the first place i thought? so then why is there censoring?

    • @PaintraSeaPea
      @PaintraSeaPea 4 года назад +1

      these videos are monetized to help pay the editors

  • @hi-gc5lb
    @hi-gc5lb 4 года назад

    Not even good.

  • @reflx
    @reflx 4 года назад

    Censoring ruins the flow for me, i love the simplicity of the jerma vids.

  • @ToasterBrain51702
    @ToasterBrain51702 4 года назад

    awesomr

  • @Velocitypounder
    @Velocitypounder 4 года назад +1

    oooh you missed that one, try another one

  • @zebby10
    @zebby10 4 года назад

    the bleep is so jarring

  • @nyxx7813
    @nyxx7813 3 года назад

    Im barely even processing they bleeped swears in the first 30 seconds

  • @fgrcdefeatkiller7724
    @fgrcdefeatkiller7724 4 года назад

    I thought the bleeps in the begining were part of the joke, since it's the athlete speaking in public TV or something

  • @ufolliegy
    @ufolliegy 4 года назад

    You missed that one, try another!

  • @CristoCrafter86
    @CristoCrafter86 4 года назад +1

    Change the bleeps to Ed, Edd & Eddy sound effects

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 4 года назад

    Jerma trying out for nlss

  • @kticram6894
    @kticram6894 3 года назад

    7:53 HAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHA

  • @GrusselStevenson
    @GrusselStevenson 4 года назад

    ONLY diarrhea

  • @ThePuddingBoy
    @ThePuddingBoy 4 года назад

    I like ping pong

  • @jiffbombastic3694
    @jiffbombastic3694 4 года назад +1

    This is just like that time the miner exclaimed at my missed shot at a bottle and proclaimed to give it another go.

  • @rejaxreject8422
    @rejaxreject8422 3 года назад

    that fucking intro

  • @coolguy-xd1bg
    @coolguy-xd1bg 4 года назад

    I'd watch content from 3rd party editors that don't censor (either through beeping or "being careful") tbh.

    • @Canth_
      @Canth_ 4 года назад +1

      RUclips demonetizes videos with high amount of swearing, if they don't censor now the videos make almost nothing

  • @Checkerzqwerty
    @Checkerzqwerty 4 года назад +12

    Is there a particular reason the cursing has been bleeped lately?

    • @Lichzim
      @Lichzim 4 года назад +8

      Probably for monetization reasons

    • @L.CROSS0
      @L.CROSS0 4 года назад +3

      RUclips COPPA rules

    • @daniellee4003
      @daniellee4003 4 года назад +2

      @@L.CROSS0 COPPA rules are just "watching videos made for kids disables basically the entire website", swear demonitisation is just RUclips trying to attract more advertisers

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад

      RUclips wants to be TV 2.0

    • @coolest_turtle
      @coolest_turtle 4 года назад +2

      if the video has swearing in the first 30 seconds it cant get monetized or doesnt get promoted, its something like that

  • @DoctorFetus
    @DoctorFetus 4 года назад

    I know what y'all have to do it, but could you change the censor noise form an obnoxious beep to something else? It could be a burp or fart sound affect I don't care just throw the headache inducing beeps in the trash where they belong

  • @thomastsoukaris6890
    @thomastsoukaris6890 3 года назад

    You missed that one, try another

  • @HaplessNerd
    @HaplessNerd 4 года назад +1

    why we bleeping suddenly?

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 4 года назад

      Because RUclips. The first minute can’t have swears or you lose money

  • @mykolPZ
    @mykolPZ 4 года назад

    Censoring? No thank you.

    • @JaylanxYT
      @JaylanxYT 4 года назад

      They have to do it the first minute because of youtube nowadays

  • @ChinweIdika
    @ChinweIdika 4 года назад +1

    When jerma swears he actually beeps in real-time, it’s not edited in

  • @shadowsnake94
    @shadowsnake94 4 года назад

    is this the guy who embarassed a nation ON STREAM?

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Месяц назад

    8:48 holy fuck