Weird People in Discord
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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2019
- my friends and I get up to some weird antics in discord
♦ People in the video ♦
Ted - / tednivison
Cscoop - / cscoop
Jawsh - / jawsh
Traves - / traves
Jschlatt - / jschlatt
Poke - / pokaycs
Daniel - / hanieldarrison
Hugbox - / hugbox
Mikey - / miqzahhd
Mason - / undrscrmason
Asaii - / itsasaii
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: remember? - C418, Nightime Burnout / nightime-burnout
Outro: Luvbird - spumoni
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Weird People in Discord 
Развлечения
sorry for the wait everyone, I hope since this is my longest video ever it will make up for it
here's that song I made by the way: ruclips.net/video/38tsCT3Wr3A/видео.html
CallMeCarson it did
cram
How nice of you
Carson why didn't you buy cram
Nic e
“That means I made like... twelve dollars”
“What does twelve mean?”
“Who are you?”
Me on LSD
i read this whilst that was playing. that was a fucking awesome.
Its like 2 chatbots
1000th like 😎
Why does this comment have so many likes? Its just a copy of the video
Carson: *leaves call*
C r a m
Carson: Wh- eh must be my head.
Also Carson: *goes to bed later*
His nightmares:
c r a m
His eyeball were later replaced with cram layd out in the sun for about a fortnite
Titouan Pontet no
Ted is all knowing and lives in the sky
PRYVIOUSLY
Titouan Pontet I-
i think my favorite part about the cram thing is that after carson left, even with the glitch, ted would've heard the sound of him disconnecting from the call. so he just sat there and muttered 'cram' into the microphone in a call by himself
Cram backwards is marc and the mark salesman across the street is the opposite of cram
@@crazyskate2479 we know, this was unrelated, now shut up
@@abrahamo2895 cram
@@Adrian-zb4ck :)
Is there a way to carry out this glitch on purpose? Cause it looks funny.
Here’s a drinking game: When scrolling through the comments, sort by new, and every time you see a comment like: “tHiS dIdN’t AgE wElL” have a shot of vodka.
bro you’re gonna get people killed
I’m already in the hospital.
Im...
11 and I dont have a vodka :( even if we did my mom wont let me drink it
@@M4TH31SM weak
@@guyfieri4017 Shut up Im not going to Wendys again
“Weird People in Discord”
*literally just clips of his friends*
I mean, you’re not wrong....
Quite clever actually
Carsons discord cult has some pretty weird people in it tried to tell Carson they are aids and would make a good video but don't know how to reach him
Fuck you've beat me
Aww man
pretty much
That fact that people in Carson’s server can’t even recognize Carson’s voice is sad
I saw carson in person and barely recognized him, so they get a pass from me.
@@ayrexen7506 dude he literally has a face that
He has a face
@@serantus2836yo his face looks
his face looks like in real life
@@serantus2836 it's a unique face!
@@serantus2836 dis dood carson be obama
Traves is so incredibly underrated it’s depressing
Yea
where did he go? :(
@@Booleanaal I think he broke his leg or something along those lines
@@lpskittymaker I heard that too. I don't care that much to actually complain about it but he's been gone for like a year, i feel like his leg would be better now. Whatever's happening, hope he's okay
@@Booleanaal same.
Man’s gonna need a sequel to this one
Lmao
Noooooo 😭 lmao
He is the sequel
Yikes bro...
Why you gotta do him like that😂
I am going into battle, and I require your strongest cram.
Cram deluxe?
you cannot handle my cram traveler, it is too strong for you.
You cannot HANDLE the VERY BERRY CRAM, but the BERRY CRAM is more suitable for the likes of you
cram seller, you do not understand the severity of my request, I require your strongest cram
@Kamal Q CRAMLUXE
Me and my friends ironically made a school government campaign based on the cram meme, we legit won it and we are now called the Crammunists
Coolio
Are you from the sky?
Beansproot Animations
r/ThatHappened
The meme partie
@@CreatorsHubCreates It's not that impressive, why would I have to lie?
It took me 2 years to realize when Ted says “not to the Mark saleseman” he means marC as in Cram in reverse
6:21 this is amazing how the bug became an entire improv comedy
“What comes after 2?”
“Seventy-Five”
“ *I D O N O T K N O W H O W O L D I A M* “.
YoungGonorrheaSpread official “what does 12 mean?”
@@rainart4473 "Who are you?"
Actual Answer Of After 2: 3.
@@OfficialIvy2006 thank you for that
Fireemerald 12345 who says that
Some of these guys have genuinely fantastic improv skills.
All of them*
Ted is my favorite lol
@@mooauing same
Cram sword
The cram guy was the king of improv
the dungeon master
0:49
2:39
7:14
carsons song
1:05
12:29
underneathyourmoooomm
2:13
country boys
2:47
9:00
14:00
cram
3:38
sentence story
7:43
pee
8:47
the fact giver
9:33
boba deez
10:11
sentient water
10:17
DONOTCHUCKLE
11:22
Crust
11:48
quotes
12:37
modern artist
12:46
Thank you, you will be remembered as a hero
Thank you kind human
u KING
You forgot when Carson and cscoop played basketball
This would be perfect if it included the basketball bit
Rip his discord... the last thing someone said on his server was: "you know there's a very low chance he's innocent."
it seems that he got that low chance lmao
@@Sockren We got lucky nice
you guys had literally every opportunity in the world to say "CRAM-BERRY", and yet you didn't
my disappointment is immeasurable
.... and my day is ruined
wow its like berry cram was a joke on cram berry and they didnt want to ruin the joke but what do i know
Lych. And my day is ruined
This is gonna annoy me every time I see that clip
That was literally the whole point of berry cram what the fuck people?
"FACT: A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo."
"W-what sound does it ma-"
*_"BEEFALO."_*
I googled it and its a real thing apparently but I idk if thats the actual sound it makes
It’s a Pokémon
pokemon be like
DST be like
BEEFALLOOOOO
B E E F A L O
“Mark is the opposite of Cram” an underrated joke forsure
2:33
Travis: U n d Er n E a TH yo U r M ø m !
I had to literally stop the video at times just so I wouldn’t choke on my lunch
i literally just did this, looking in the comments so i don’t spit my lunch out from laughter
I was trying to eat and nearly spat on myself as well
For lunch, I recommend a bucket of VERY berry Cram!
Why would you stop the video then?
time to make some lunch to choke on
Imagine you're in a field, you turn around, and you hear a stampede going "beefalo"
Beefa-Beefal-Be-Beefalo
In his exact voice
Have you heard of don't starve? The videogame?
Hahaha dont starve
Imagine you're in a field, You turn around, and hear a sailor saying *c r a m*
“A cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo”
“Wha- What sound does it make?”
*B E E F A L O*
3:38 I could see a show with the cram salesmen trying to sell cram to the same hero every episode, with the final episode in the final season be the salesmen succeeding in selling the sword and the cram sword being op.
The idea of a spider just saying “Alright, clockin’ out” in the game just slays me
I want a mod that does that except it's the noise that the creeper makes when it explodes, especially when it blows up but doesn't kill you.
14:30
Im not kidding I actually couldn't breathe at the *c r a m*
Me neither fr I almost rolled of my bed laughing
Jason Dean 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗠!!!
K r a m S w o r d
Berry cram
I dont wanna spoil your fun but I didn't really get that bit. I enjoyed the fact they both seemed to have a solid laugh at it though haha
11:04 "i like me sUM wa-ah, OOP THERE IT ALL GOES" traves 2019
Commenting "this didn't age well" isn't helping anything. neither will commenting on his other videos, or attacking him on twitter. I would recommend jschlatt's video on theweeklyslap if you need more information about this, but what I'm trying to say is that if you weren't directly involved then it isn't your business to talk about it. If you really want something to do, instead consider giving people who were negatively affected some support
Dude stfu its just a comment
Your right dude we should be supporting the victims because even if the age gap wasn't bad he still asked them for under 18 nudes (Literal CP)
@@michealdelamora3869 if you're arguing that other people should be able to comment what they want here, then you can't complain about me expressing an opposing opinion
@@justforgetshine Yeah I definitely agree. I feel bad that he turned out that way, and I feel bad about Twitter just taking this as "dirt" or making memes about it. It's more serious and personal then some guy cheating in minecraft or something, and I wish more people were able to tell the difference between the two
@@silentmaggot3696 This didn't age well.
I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards.
Ted has an IQ of 1000
*_WOAH_*
Pryviously on cram...
Fortnite is actually a word meaning two weeks
@@jackpacito No, Fortnite is a game, Fortnight is the abreviation for 2 weeks, f.e a fortnight has passed since dad went for milk
Finally I’m not the only one who noticed!
That Dungeon Master sounds like he eats meat everyday for Dinner.
Cram?
M E A T
*Then he leaves the cram in the sun for a fortnight*
in a vegan world oooh im an alpha male im a big strong alpha male i eat meat in a vegan world
@Davide galeazzi The CRAM OF THE FALLEN
...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '
Well, this aged like milk left out on a Summer's day.
RIGHT
Weird people in discord 2: just a video scrolling through his dms
callmecarson x Jeffry Epstein collab???
Like cram that was in the sun for a fortnite
@@joshendicott5767 fortnight*
Cram = 20 gold coins
Schlatt coin = 20 diamonds
Coincidence I think not.
Nice
@@lepone6811 ur right. Hes funny, not funyn
gotcram?
cram sword = 20 schlatt coins
Stonks?
Potion seller, im going into battle. give me your strongest potion.
" UMMM we got CRAM"
get on 76 sell nothing but CRAM
You cannot handle my CRAM
Cram me daddy
Why did it take me this long to realize
Mark
Is
Kram
Backwards
Normies on their way to spam “This didn't age well” on literally all of Carson's videos
🏃♂️🏃🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃🏃🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Almost heaven,
*W e s t*
*V e r g i n a*
"I sing it to my daughter every night when I tuck her in bed"
NEKO DROWNED “then she got cholera”
Wipes tears "You raised your daughter right!"
C R A M
V E R Y B E R R Y C R A M
Slonkee CRAMSWORD
The Cram conversation made me spit out my beverage in laughter
Marc
Cram
smol weenee inc g
I’m
what was the beverage
@@juno6332 It was cram obviously
This is ironic
Oof
he rlly be calling them weird when hes weirder 🙂
@@hueluvv ikr
True
ikr
Man, I don’t know if I’m gonna be the first person to say this, but I don’t even care if he’s cancelled. I’ll still always see him as hilarious and a likable person
same
me too
dk
@@Tw0Dots Donkey Kong
Same
“It is like the berry cram but VERY.”
“YOU WILL BUY MY WARES.”
@@c0pyca113 If you do, please PLEASE have someone record it.
Carson was at fault in the situation. He walked into a cram store and then acted confused when the cram salesman tried to sell him cram. And then, after repeatedly being told that the sword is made of cram, asks what its made of!
I think he asked what the cram was made of not the sword which is why ted replies with “that question confuses me”
I’m gonna go against the grain here and say OP is the AH. It’s so rude to waste the Cram salesman’s time like that!
Time to cancel Carson 😂
@@lapsusdemon6353 this. YTA OP
genius
This is the funniest title ever foreshadowing at its fucking finest Jesus Christ
Do I even need to say it...
pain..
"ok im leaving now"
"ok"
*leaves*
"we have cram!"
With the power of cram he managed to talk with carson telepathicly
@@sebokimre8497 you cannot stop the cram because the cram is so crammed that cram is therefore uncramammble
you will pay the 20 gold coins
*Spells fortnight "fortnite"*
What have epic games done to us
Joe Collins fortnite is so epic
Fortnite? I like fortnite, fortnite is my favourite game, I like fortnite! Do you like fortnite? I have all skins, I am fortnite gamer, my favourite streamer is ninja!
Golo hey fortnite lover, I also love fortnite because it’s epic so i can do epic stuff there œœœœ
Blue hair man
This Is Not A Channel blue hair man get strim snipe ha
simpler times
simpler times
simpler times
This title is foreshadowing
"A letter?"
"Its a C for Cram(berries)"
Game Grumps
I love cranberries
I did not expect to see this here
I got so immersed on the CRAM story I forgot it was a Carson video
Forreal
I was bout to ask Siri to order me some cram
When will Carson start to sell CRAM
I'm your thousand like bud. Your welcome
But I just really want some Cram now.
Something I love about this is that Ted says The mark salesman is the opposite of kram and kram is mark backwards so it is true kram is the opposite of mark
True! Very cool Wqnny!
U got the joke good job
This video was laid in the sun for more than a fortnight. And it shows. Very durable. Very cram.
*_Legends says that Carson still doesn't know what a Cram is_*
I know what it is, it's a Cram cannon from the steam game: From the depths
Little kid: is ninja in dis story?
I don't know what a Cram is.
@@jaredgameplay2054 my fucking god you've done it man
btw advanced cannons are better imo
Im sorry but "Legends says?"
*weird people of discord*
“And they call me Carson”
the alarm killed me inside
Silly! You're forgetting someone! You.
6:19 the horror in Carson’s voice kills me every time
WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM!?
Laid in the sun for a fortnight harder than steel
@@jamzy6218 CRAM!
Seriously how lol
@@maritzasanchez6520 CRAM
Oh it's the MARC salesman because MARC is the reverse of CRAM.
Goyigan ur special
It's big brain time
BIG BRAIN
was looking to see if anyone else noticed that he spelt it wrong lmao
we got some thonking here
I laughed so hard at the cram that I stopped breathing for a second
How the turn tables
just realized jshaltt’s discord picture is actually a early face reveal lmao
* an early *
he looks like that snitch ass kid that would tell on you in elementary school for saying 'poopy'
nice pic nagato
Antiready just go to the recent misfits podcast
literally almost mention this. his old profile pic was him recently. or the one in the spelling bee
"oh it's a little mushy substance that you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think it's dip"
yep this is discord alright
Skype couldn't handle this type of conversation.
the dip part fucking killed me, yeah that was totally the impression i got from that.. dip haha
LAID IN THE SON FOR A FORTNIGHT
after all these years I finally get the marc salesman joke. Marc is cram backwards and i feel so stupid for not getting it
5:27 can't believe he actually spelled fortnight like that
issue of skill
1:09 It took me so many watches to realize that Schlatt’s pfp is him as a kid
Oh shit
yeah, i only saw it when i knew what he looked like
KID SCHLATT KID SCHLATT
I thought it was kazoo kid
I didnt think of Shlatt as a kid. I thought he would have been born as an adult, holding his gun.
**leaves call**
*“CRAM-“*
*HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE*
*ONLY 20 GOLD COINS FOR 1 🅱️UCKET OF CRAM*
*NAH, CRAM I-*
c r a m
NUH CRAM-
situational irony
I can name a weirder person than all of these people combined
@Grapefiut nothing but I’m not going to comment on a video talking about them
@@Font.Films1 LMAO ARE THEY JOKING OR-
@@JayLyh I really hope so
@Grapefiut everything. he lost
"Alright clockin' out!"
That really got me.
"Gonna go chill under a tree"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright clockin out...
I’m gonna go chill under a tree
2:13
Love him or hate him, you gotta admit, he's spitting facts.
how could you do anything but love travis
@@jacinta3980 schlatt gang
that shit was deep •^•
Im 14 and this is deep
facts? do you mean cram?
this reminds me of simpler times 🦶
this hurts
I recommend the very BERRY cram. It is like Berry cram, but very
I'm dying
Personally i like not very berry marc
Stolen
@@ozalavezos475 NO MARC *ONLY CRAM*
@@yogengensono I ONLY LIKE MARC I AM THE MARC SELLER
@@GoofyShjt no it's not screw off
1:47
I like to imagine most people who end up in Carson's videos react something like this.
nice try I want that link to that video so bad
Shut mouth weeb
@@mamitrashsack6807 have you found it yet??
VillainKnight no, not yet
ironic
Situational Irony
I like this video. Ted's Cram Corner was my favorite bit
I agree
A fan of corners? Check out the official podcast.
He sounded like Doofenshmirtz
Cram Sword, CRAM SWORD
did carson miss the joke that “mark” is meant to be “marc” as in “cram” backwards or did he wants to spell it correct
I was eating rice. I was watching this while eating rice. I started choking on the rice. For some dumbass reason, I continued shoveling more rice into my mouth even while choking. This resulted in me spitting out the rice and now the carpet is covered in rice. This will be one of the last things I do this decade. Laughing at some guy attempting to sell cram while plastering the carpet with rice. This truly represents the last 10 years of my life. Thank you.
amazing
You created a JUMBO MESS
Jack Baylin op- there it all goes!
6:40 wait if the ted’s eyes were made of cram, and were laid in the sun for a fortnite, does that mean his eyes are ✨mAdE Of sTeeL?✨
Aged like milk
@@FrostTheFox3_ lol what
good video carson i will take two buckets of cram
no
no
*yes*
Hey daddy
I think you need to talk to Ted on that one.
Carson: 1.8 Million Subscribers
This Video Currently: 1.8 Million Views
*perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
2.1 now RIP the balance
A lot of views in a day 😅
Alan Rodriguez woa
2.2 now
Alan Rodriguez now 1.9million subs
i miss 2019... :[
same
A lot of us do
“I’m a girl playing breath of the wild”
Oh no he went to gerudo town with the girl gerudo outfit
You can hear that he’s in kakariko village though
Fellas, is it gay to simp for BotW Gerudo Link?
Because if so-
@@crustythesnowman5539 it’s all good to be gay for botw gerudo link
*CRAM SWORD*
*BAKED IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT*
*HARDER THAN STEEL*
*fortnite
@@ben-vl5up
The word he meant was fortnight. Means "two weeks".
Nash von Tookus r/woooosh
Nash von Tookus *fortlit
Nicole that ain’t a woooosh. That’s just a kid that doesn’t know the real word because they play the bad game fortnite
carson admit it, this is just invading discord servers without any invading.
this is legit the most likes ive ever had wtf
Madyln Immetosi It’s almost like he is meeting weird people in discord
"I'm in a girl outfit!" - Jschlatt
U want some CRAM WE HAVE MANY TYPES OF FLAVORS LIKE JAM CRAM AND LAUGH CRAM OH THAT ONE IS THE BEST AND ITS 30 GOLD COINS
I also have malevolent cram that’s 35 gold coins
Do you have CRAMberry CRAM?
Cram is good. But to me, it doesn’t rival Swagger’s Bran.
I got cereal cram with some malk cram and Pepsi cram for 75 gold coins
In order to fully cure the cram sword you have to wait approximately 14 days, as that is a fortnight. Not the game, the time.
Fallout4 wiki:
Cram is processed meat in a blue labeled tin, primarily used as rations for soldiers during the Pre-War times.
Cram is found in a variety of locations in The Commonwealth and can be purchased from city traders and traveling merchants. Although cram will heal 25 points of health, it adds 5 points of radiation, which can be lethal if consumed in large quantities.
It also is mentioned as an unpalatable dish in the LOTR universe
Yes! Somebody else who knows Cram.
Also in one of the dlcs for some meat and steel you can MASS PRODUCE CRAM
thats what i was thinking the whole time 😂
It's referencing Spam.
This was foreshadowing.
“Ope, there it all goes!”
Favorite part, 11/10
*“NOT TO THE MARC SALESMAN!”*
“The Marc salesman??”
*“THE MARC SALESMAN! THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF CRAM!”*
Took me too long to realize Marc was Cram backwards
@@PorcuDuckSlug *I SHALL SELL YOU CRAM DICTIONARY FOR 50 GOLD COINS. YOU CAN GET THE RASPBERRY CRAM DICTONARY, THE BERRY CRAM DICTIONARY OR THE VERY BERRY CRAM DICTIONARY LAID OUT IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNITE IT IS HARDER THAN STEEL.* Lol but yeah I figured it out when Ted says “not to the Marc salesman”
Cram
thats me thats my name
i cant believe everyone missed the "marc salesmen" joke. its the opposite of cram because marc is cram spelled backwards
IQ levels over 9000!
WOKE
I got it
i was about to type this- but ty
Not really a hidden joke
2:11 man was speaking in braile
Little did I know, the weird people was just you guys
"Are you calling me cardboard!??"
... CallMeCardboard.
I smell cardboard
Like the one under frozen pizza
I dont have any pizza
Does anyone realize that “Mark salesman” is LITERALLY the opposite of the Cram salesman. I don’t think Carson even got it.
Marc->craM
I think we knew it was pretty obvious
No shit sherlock
c r a m
Mark is a dip
Stolen
Ted: “Almost heaven...west Ver-gina”
Also Ted: *Cram*
just ate a pop tart for the first time and wondered why it tastes like shit…
and then i figured out that you have to put them in the toaster.
that shit is doodoo without the toaster.
can i put it in my microwave aswell?
It doesn't get the toasty flavor if you microwave it. It does get warm though.
@@deliocache2528 thx