Mr. Krabs Sings Biggering (AI Cover) FT: Plankton
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2023
- I made this video a long time ago and I wanted to be the first one to post one of these Biggering AI covers because I didn't want to be accused of copying some one elses work but someone else already did it, but it's no big deal. Sorry for it glitching sometimes, it's my first time with RVC.
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2:06
"Now listen, that is a nasty lil' w-OOOOOORRRRRRRR-"
He got kicked in the balls mid sentence
I like to call him
PRAH
@@medicfdumbo dude💀
I LMFAO in dat part 😂
@@medicfdumbo this has me rolling help
plankton sounds on the brink of tears
they were once friends, no matter how much hate they have for eachother, they may still care for eachother
I think the vocals are mixing to much because when he said pride I almost busted out laughing
he probably is
it's the success he never had.
@@ismellthecheeze6436 “prah”
I love how, in the end, it sounds like Mr. Krabs is screaming at the top of lungs
Yeah. Like deep down he knows it’s wrong, but he thinks that screaming like an angry toddler will bury those thoughts.
@@professormadhattgaming583 mr krabs does not give a shit lmao
@@professormadhattgaming583the same man who sold his best employees soul for 62 cents would feel zero remorse
Out of the many "Mr. Krabs sings Biggering" videos I've seen, this is definitely my favorite to actually listen to!
Thank you
Да, и мне больше всего нравится в роли Лоракса именно Планктон. Когда именно Планктон, старый друг Крабса, понимает, что Крабс зашёл слишком далеко и пытается остановить его.
how many are there
@@prageruwu69 I've found at least six. Makes sense; song fits the character well.
I agree
I love how Mr.Krabs is drawn, while Plankton is just like a google image
plankton couldnt afford a drawing
Its the render from the king for another day tournamnet. The krabs pic
i dont know why but i laughed really hard when i seen 😭
@@Vyloka slivagunner reference!/?!?/1/
2:06 Now listen that’s a nasty little
wor-ARAERAAAARAARAAA
2:11 I like to call it-ARREEAHHH
Pride.
@@KydLivesPrawh
@@KydLivesschra
@@KydLivesi like to call it- *asthma attack**
_Pride_
So Squidward has "die in a fire", Krabs has Biggering, now all we need is Spongebob's signature AI song
Super Idol
I got no time
i’m sorry they had squidward sing WHAT
Arizona Ranger
Ballin
I love the idea of plankton being lorax, since he owns a buisness too he might know the feeling of greed from the past
And them both use to be together in the past
I love this version, and I imagine this takes place in an alteruniverse where Plankton stayed in the universe where Mr. Krabs swapped places in that one episode-
With this being the song Krabs sings in the Spongebob Movie, with him instead just staying as a food joint. Begins to buy or sell everything, only caring about profits. With Bikini Bottom being filled with smog and large factories. With Plankton powerless to stop it either due to him being frozen or too small, while Spongebob and Patrick try to get the Crown back.
Smog in the water?
@@therobbu well it is a cartoon, and there are storms in some episodes-
@@mickmick1085 and fire in the sky
what episode?
Movie*
4:26 that came from the soul bro 😭
“CRRYYYYYYY-“ **dies of lung cancer*
I crapped my pants harder then plankton
he should be in a metal band 💀
While I love these AI generated versions, imagine if actual voice actors sung these.
SpongeBob, Plankton, and Squidwards va's probably would.
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Honestly Biggering needs actual covers and remixes from people. All it gets is slight edits. It’s severely underrated.
@@kyleb7974
Exactlyyyyy
Sadly, im pretty sure they cant do that cause of contracts and all (they cant represent the character or somethin
The next Spongebob movie should totally have Krabs as the villain, his greed finally getting the better of him as he takes over Bikini Bottom, and Spongebob has to team up with Plankton to bring his boss to his senses.
That would require creativity and having one of the main cast become a villain that represents nick itself...
@@lancetheking7524I doubt the young audience is gonna connect the dots there, unless they have Krabs start obsessing over feet.
better then sponge on the run for sure
I’ve always thought that krabs had potential to be a villain tbh, i mean don’t get me wrong he was kind of a villain in a few episodes but I want to see him actually BE a villain that is actually threatening.
WE NEED THIS
Headcanon: Mr. Krabs decides to go all in on Expanding the Krusty Krab to be more than just a Burger Resto. It starts with a Chain of Restaurants, them he goes into Full Industrial Mode, Making Factories for Everything Krusty Krab Related, and Not just Food... merchandise, clothing, snacks, Paraphernalia, Anything you could think of, and in turn is slowly Destroying what's left of the Nature Surrounding Bikini Bottom, like the Jellyfish Fields and Kelp Forests.
Plankton realizes that he can't catch up to Krabs at this point, but also realizes there is still a bit of his old childhood self left to realize his Old Friend is gonna lose, and ruin, everything if this keeps going... and decides for once he's gonna do something about it before he watches his Former Friend and Rival Destroy himself with Greed and Pride... To no Avail...
That might make a good AU
Like that episode about Krabs starting a jellyfish jelly factory?
s2 ep39a I believe
@@therobbu Yeah, But imagine it goes into a much grander scale
3:59 the end where the mr krabs ai is failing is probably spongebob or someone confronting mr krabs after years and then out of rage mr krabs starts to yell at that character and because of all the years that have passed and how old he's became he has a stroke hector salamanca style and just dies in his office
Plankton and Krabs both are greedy, the two basically fight for fame/money trough the whole show.
In this timeline plankton realized the mistake of his ways and stopped, but Krabs continued to make his greed bigger and bigger, and not having plankton to fight with made he do the things you described.
I'd love to hear this with the roles reversed, honestly. The Plankton AI seems to be better with more intense singing from what we've seen so far, so it'd probably better withstand the ending.
That's because I think Plankton has actually sung (if I'm remembering right)
I agree!
@@nicestpancake mr krabs sang in this grill is not a home but to be fair it's not intense singing it's slow singing
I can imagine one with plankton and spongebob tbh
*I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR CRYIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG* 🔥
He do be screaming
Bro took the rock too seriously
3:42 *”I MUST KEEP PLIGGERING! I’M PIGGERING I’M BLIGGERING! THO PLIGGERING IS TRIGGERING MORE PIGGERING!”* -Mr Krabs 2023
I hear something else 💀
GOD I love how Mr. Krabs hit that high note of "BiggeriiiiiIIIIIIIINg!"
WHY SO MANY RALSEIS IN THIS VIDEO
@@minit3306 we're here for your pickles.
@@littlegoat713 Oh noooo! btw, have you ever heard of this new item in the cyber's world? its called "FAT BLUNT"
@minit3306 The timelines are converging, just like I foresaw it.
@@littlegoat713GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOU-
4:24 bro went goblin mode for a sec
2:25 The passion that was put into that *”BUT!”* by Plankton was beautiful. 💀💀
I seriously love just how fitting this song is for a greedy character like Mr. Krabs who genuinely loves money above all else. Even the line "I had a little cottage, and that cottage was enough" reflects how he and Plankton, before they became bitter enemies, literally started their business venture in a rusty old shack, only for things to grow bigger and bigger as the infamous Krabby Patty took off.
This cover would also sound INCREDIBLE if the original VA's got to sing it in character!
Plot Headcanon: This song takes place in a universe where SpongeBob failed to stop Mr. Krabs from completely depleting Jellyfish fields of it's jellyfish population to make Jelly Patties. It eventually grew so big as to require an entire factory to meet the demands of the customers. The pollution further destroys Jellyfish Fields until all that's left is a wasteland of black rock and dead coral. Eventually the pollution spreads to the city itself, Mr. Krabs further capitalizes on this by making another factory dedicated entirely on producing oxygen through the kidnapping of an entire population of plankton including Sheldon himself. There, they absorb light and produce oxygenated water 24/7 which Eugene then sells to the masses at an exorbitant price. Krabs now basically owns Bikini Bottom and soon not even the nearby towns will be spared from his greed.
you basically just described the entire background plot of the lorax
@@gameknight0130 except Spongebob version
@@gameknight0130 except Spongebob version
I love this idea xD
@@gameknight0130 except Spongebob version
What I learned:
Plankton has a Wo-OOOOR
He calls it PRAH!
This sounds WAY too smooth for an AI sung video, like holy hell Mr. Krabs sounds like he's actually singing the song and there are hardly any choppy parts, it goes hard asf
What about 4:24
@@thebiggestbirdgaming”hardly any” meaning not that much
There's some really good ones for other characters too
And those little noises I heard at the very end kinda sounds like he's laughing
Krabs had a stroke for the last half
4:25 i feel the feeling Brouh 😭😭😭
lmao plankton having a stroke half of the time
Stork
Stork
storke
pov: ai sponge chat 💀
"now listen, that is a nasty lil wooOOORERRRRRR-"
My only gripe with this is Mr. Krabs would never consider luxuries like a bigger desk because he would avoid spending at practically all costs.
True
Well, in the context of the song, it seems hes changed his mind due to his biggering. So it does fit in a way
“Who cares if some things are dying”
Reminds me of that one time you fed all of your customers complete grease.
Or the time he fed his customers sand.
Or squeezing all the jelly out of jellyfish, then tossing their deflated bodies into a bin.
"gweed, see, its like a little pet" -plankton 2023
4:26 I love how Mr Krabs just randomly starts screaming 💀💀
This ai stuff is still in it's toddler stages and eventually all the songs we hear now will be remastered and will sound like the voice actors themselves are singing it.
1: god I hope so
2: god I hope not
@@13.ghaniziyadsagiansyah66 compared to its future, its a toddler.
I hope that never gets to that
@@kadewade351same, that would be terrifying and I don't want ai to replace actors
@@jellynut5903 If countries are smart, I'm sure that there will be made laws against using AI as a replacement for paid voice actors to protect people's right to work or whatever and that if AI is discovered to have been used the peeps would get the life fined out of 'em. I hope so anyway.
At first I didn't realize
I needed all this stuff
I had me kitchen
And me kitchen was enough
A place where I could chill and grill
A place where I could sell patties
But now I've had a little time
To reassess me needs
And I need a bigger kitchen,
I need a bigger grill,
A bigger safe,
A bigger hat to wear,
Because I’m biggering
I’m figgering on biggering
And biggering is triggering more Biggering
Listen here krabs! I'm only going to say this once . Greed is like a little pet alright? And the more and more and more you go and feed it the more hungry it'll get but, you know you can't blame freed nah that's stupid you see it's got a worm inside aw yeah that's right that one that always need to feed and is never satisfied YA GET IT?! But the more you try and find it the more it likes to hide, now listen that is a NASTY little worm...I like to call it pride...now that's why you're BIGGERING listen here idot. You're figuring on BIGGERING. Cause BIGGERING JUST TRIGGERING MOOOORE BIGGERING! YOU GOT THAT?!?! ALRIGHT!
Alright, listen up, Krabs
I’ll be saying this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
Greed, see, it's like a little pet, got it?
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
The more hungry it'll get
@@theonly6blake911 uhm I kinda already did that
Mr Krabs should be covering Tenacious D, his voice is perfect for it.
PLEASE
Krabs is choking plankton when he says "Worm" and "Pride"
In this universe, plankton found out about thr secret recipe, but was absolutely disgusted by it
When Mr. Krabs finaly goes mad with his succes and suddenly Plankton has to be the voice of reason
3:42 I swear Krabs just dropped an n-bomb lol
LMAOO
*_”gweed🥺”_* - plankton 2023
Surprised no one has used ai to make a cover with Ed Helms and Danny Devito singing biggering
Well didn't they do the demo?
@@Slicedude2004 no that wasn't them, it was a demo, meaning it wasn't Ed Helms and Danny Devito singing it. But that's why I'm saying someone should use ai to see what a version sound with them would have been like.
“gweed you see is like a little pet”
1:27 not the gweed
"gweed, see, it's wike a wittle pwet"
i'm sorry i'm gonna go dig my grave rq
Did not know how badly I needed to hear Plankton say "listen here, idiot!"
I think something that couldve solved a lot of the problems was only doing the vocals, then putting the vocals and instrumentals back together, because ive noticed some parts are really glitchy because of the ai getting confused.
3:42 excuse me!!! I nearly spit out my drink
Lyrics of the video~
[Krabs]: "At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff
I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough
A place where I could sit and knit
A place where I could sell my thneeds
But now I've had a little time to reassess my needs
And I need a bigger office, I need a bigger chair
A bigger desk, a bigger staff
A bigger hat to wear
Because I'm biggering (yes, biggering)
I'm figgering on biggering
And biggering is triggering more biggeriiiiiiií͡͝Í̡I̧̡I͏́Į̢II͢Í̕͜III҉̴̴IĮ̛II͟II̴͢I͡I͏͠IÌ̶̧IIÍ̢͏ieee͏̡͠eeeeeng"
[Plankton]: "Hey, listen up, meathead
I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it.
GWEED, see, it's like a little pet, alright?
And the more and more and more that you go and feed it
The more hungry it'll GIT
but you know, you really can't blame greed
No, that's stupid
You see, it's gotta worm inside
Oh yeah, that's right
It's one that always needs to feed and it is never satisfied
You get it?
But the more you try to find it (ᴹᴬ̛̀͘ᴬ̢̕͜ᴼ͢͞ᴺ̴̧̧ᴮ̀ᴬᵂ̧ᵂ͡)
The more it likes to hide
Now listen, that is a nasty, little wooÒÒ̧̧OÒ̢Ò͠͠O̶O̷̸OO͏̡҉Ŕ̶
And I like to call it (A̶RR͜É̷̛E̕͟A͡͏͘Ḩ̵͡H̷̡͏H́͠͏) PRAH
See, now that's why you're biggering!
Listen here, idiot
And figgering on biggering (𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬 𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼)
BUT that biggering's just triggering more biggering
Got that? Alright"
[Krabs]: "There is a principle of nature that most every creature knows
It's called survival of the fittest and this is how it goes
The animal that wins has got to claw and kick and punch
The animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch
A company's an animal (animal)
That's trying to survive (survive, ohᵒʰʰʰ)
It's struggling and fighting (fighting)
Just to keep itself AliiiiI͢Í̕͜III҉̴̴IĮ̛ve (keep itself alive)
I must keep BLIGGERING
I'm figgering on BLIGGERING
Though BLIGGERING is triggering more biggering
I woUNn't stop biggering
I'm figgering on biggeriuuUUHHHINng
And biggeUHHring is triggering more biggering
With the customers all buying
And the money multiplying
And the PR people lying
And the lawyers all denying
Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't wanna hear your C͇͇̜̪̘ͦͥͯ̂̄RY͈͙̞̫̮̟̙̟Ȁ̗͇̪ͯͦỌ̶̘̳͖̞̰́Aͥ̃̇̄̏ͪ̂̉ͤͩ̌̊͌Õ͓͇̽Ả̬O̵̶̡̺̲̯͙̜͍̹̎͌̽͗̂ͤ͐A̍ͬ̆̑ͫͣ̐Ơ̗͓̲͍̟͗̄̍ͨͭ̀Ă̻̙̖̬̝̘̟͈͐̉̿̓̎ͤͥ̉ͅȮ̼̝̤̰͉͙̤͔͇̣̙ͣ̂ͯ̆͂ͩ̏̑̀̍͜À̕Ǫ̠̥̳͖̱͖̼ͅÁ̵ͤͤ̒̚̚Ǒ͈̜̲̀̇̀͟I̪͕̯̰̺͖̻̐͐ͯ̏̎ͦ̓ͭͅĮ̒̈́͋̌͗͂͋̽̈́ͣͯ̇̂̃͜͟Iͭ̿͒͗̋I̯̣̖͇̜̤͖̣̩̱ͬͪͦ͐̊̏̎ͥ̓̆ͭͅN̤͖̫͔͍͆̇ͭ̿̚G̸̛̖̭̹͖̤̼̬̗̩͔̹͘ͅ!̷̉̉͒̍͑͛ͬͨ̉̋̃̉̓̿͘!̨̩̼̽͆,̨̱̫̟̹̑͋̋̂
This is all so gratifying
(ᵃᵃʳᵍ ᵃᵃᵍʳ ᵃʳᵍ ᵃʳᵍᵍʳᵍ)"
4:08 omg he actually said buying all the other ones don’t xd
yeah the other ones say ballin
Now he says “the lawyers are defying!” Instead of “lying”
@@trash3049he has always said denying
@@ThatUndertaleEnjoyer I know that, I said that it sounded like he was saying "defying" instead. I know the lyrics.
Nah that says body
1:15 i love that heavenly key change
2:07 Now listen, that is a NASTY little woRRRRRRRRR and i like to call itOOOOO pride.
I like how this song is finally getting recognition. I like how people are now realizing that how bad can I be was a good song, but was NOWHERE near as good as biggering. (i'm not saying the movie is good, it's just another quick buck for illumination). (this is my most liked comment So thanks guys!)
This song legitimately outshines the entire movie both in message and memorability.
I wanna see the Lorax movie that had all the old songs in it, because they're bangers AND stay loyal to the actual book!
@@Glory2Snowstar SPITTING FACTS DUDE
Where _did_ all this sudden attention for it come from anyway?
@@unpopularopinions7407 some fanboys in tiktok who are simping over the onceler... again
@@lancetheking7524 oh boy...
When he don't want to hear your CRYIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG
I like how Plankton is the one with the pet analogy, since he has a pet, Spot.
this video motivated me to build a factory in the middle of the amazon rainforrest when i grow up
Plankton really said "gweed" 💀
If krabs was willing to spend money
I didn't know an A.I. could throw out its throat.
Now I do.
Still wondering why literally every single AI struggles with the word "Pride"
Edit: Guys c'mon, I just wanted to know why the AI struggled with the word, Not be the battlegrounds for pro-LGBTQ and anti-LGBTQ people 💀
@HomerI’ve read this sentence like 10 times and it still makes no sense
@@Jackpauler4lyfe He's making fun of pride month.
@@Jackpauler4lyfe he is homophobic. That's the joke. So based!!!
Wait why is everyone’s names now a handle with random numbers attached??!? This is a far more pressing matter than homophobia 😨
@@kayden2119 How is disliking pride month homophobia?
This felt so much longer than it was in a good way
That octave change at 1:16 xD
hey don't judge krabs he's just going through puberty
Krabs lost a tournament with a mixer and DJ Professor K from Jet Set Radio, and now he made his own Jonestown
I'll like to think that this takes place in a different timeline where krabs won and used his takeover to make the krusty krab bigger.
damn
Shotouts to everyone who clicked because of the KFAD Mr. Crabs art.
I will say, I wasn't expecting season 15 to have a Mr. Krabs villain arc vut this song definitely made it all make sense
1:30 GWEED ITS LIKE A WITTLE PET
Seeing the KFAD art sent me back four years
the line THE LORAX meathead part should change HEY LISTEN UP "KRABS"
Given Plankton’s own attitudes and aspirations of expanding his empire when given the chance, you think this song would be just as fitting if the roles of this song were reversed?
Tbh it can go both ways, krabs is very greedy and will undoubtedly expand his business if it means he’ll get more money. Don’t forget that this is the same guy that sold spongebob for 62 cents.
Arguably, Plankton would be the best to talk crabs down. He knows the slippery slope.
I doubt Krabs be best suited to take the place of the lorax in the song
@@handlename88Bro remember the time where Krabs literally made Spongebob capture all the 4 million Jellyfishes in Bikini Bottom, and then milk them to death 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
deep down, plankton is good ultimately, and just misses his best friend and feels jealous that he was excluded and it took over him
lmao the voicecracks
That KFAD artwork still strikes fear into my heart
Krabs should have won
@@imbaghead for real
@@imbagheadtrue and real
@@imbagheadAbsolutely not, Krabs was terrible, I'm sorry
@@dispentryporter8621 lies
Plankton is supposed to be the evil one, and yet in this situation Plankton is acting as Krabs' moral compass, as Krabs has officially gone too far and is too evil even for Plankton. Goes hard.
4:08 jesus crist that part goes to hard
4:24 voice crack on another level
Hey it’s the Mr. krabs Rave/KFAD2 artwork.
honestly this is the first where people actually use 2 vocals for the different parts rather than one character have sing both the lorax and teh onceler's parts
Mr Krabs laughing at the end got me 💀💀
3:42 “I must keep miggering! I’m biggering i’m biggering!”
why does this sound wrong and right at the same time to me?
I heard mr crabs say “niggering” 😂😂😂
*IM NIGG-*
@@Zonatedjaguar90 😐
@@Coristic121 my cousin posted the comment
@@Zonatedjaguar90 BWAHHAHAHAH DUDE DON'T GO DOWN THAT BAD
Mr krabs season 7-Nowdays:
POV: Krabs has taken over the bikini bottom because of the massive success of the krabby patty and the only surviving/thriving echo system is the rock bottom (due to krabs not speaking there language). Nine months later plankton decides that enough is enough and started to fight back harder than ever (that is when this song takes place) and at the end is when krabs realises what he has done as the surviving Biki bottom residents decide to move to the rock bottom (krabs has lost everything even his daughter).
What would spongebobs role be
@@bottlemanepic3781 he would be a lone survivor hiding out in rock bottom after being replaced by a robot double ganger. Whilst Plankton was getting people to join his rebellion he finds SpongeBob on a bench alone. When plankton finds him he's gotten frail (think how he was when got drunk at goofy goobers in the 2004 movie) as Plankton tells him about his plan SpongeBob at first thinks it's useless but after awhile gives in and helps. (Also he would be second in command because of him knowing Krabs the most)
I love how it sounds like krabs gets human lungs at the end and starts drowning
Like the ending of "help im a fish"
Why does this slap
Mr. Krabs in the episode where he abuses jellyfish
the day mr krabs starts finally spending his money
Imagine if they used this song in the “Goodbye Krabby patty?” Episode where Mr Krabs starts mass producing frozen Krabby Patties made with sand and unintentionally split Patrick and SpongeBob apart because of Patrick’s fame for being the star of the frozen Krabby patty business
Actually that song is not out of character.
3:42 he must keep WHAT
Ironically this fits him very well
He won't stop biggering
Impressing how this song fits both mr Krabs and Plankton. Plankton after plan Z fits word by word. He crowns himself emperor , starts selling more patties to fish and people and mind controlling them. Then He conquers more and more countries. Spongebob tries to stop him, but he got executed
I love the KFAD art
3:42 WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?
OH NO
WHAT THE
3:40 bro had a voice crack💀💀
Mr krabs wouldn’t be caught dead buying anything expensive
1:16 “biggereeeeeeeee _eeeeeeeeee_ eeeen” mr krabs 2023
Mr Krabs in One Coarse Meal, Out Of The Picture, The Krusty Kronicle, Mutiny On The Krusty, The Cent Of Money, Squid On Strike, No Hat For Pat, Mid Life Crustacean, Greasy Buffons, One Krabs Trash, Fear Of A Krabby Patty, The Nasty Patty, Born Again Krabs, Plankton Paranoia, The “Life Bait” Scene From Clams, SpongeBob You’re Fired and Jellyfish Hunter be like:
@@ebman2490oh. I forgot to add that in. I wish I edited this comment but the comment would lose the heart.
It really would of been interesting if, after all the years eventually Krabs would become a villian like Plankton and plankton actually starts to turn good.
4:26 JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
He got too into it
@@mrcsee6936 his soul left bikini bottom
it was too gratifying
Plankton got a lisp on the word greed
Gweed
The song reminds me of that one time Mr. Krabs slaved all those jelly fish so he could make and sell jelly sandwiches
this is the only good use of ai right next to plankton's beggin
"That is a nasty little wormmAAAAAAA" Anyone else hear that?
AU
Plankton doing his best to stop Krabs from becoming the greedy fuck he is today
lyrics:
at first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff
I had a little cottage and that cottage wos enough
a place where I could sit and knit
a place where I could sell my thneeds
but now I've have a little time to reassess my needs
and I need a bigger office
,I need a bigger chaaaiiir
,a bigger desk ,a bigger staff
,a bigger hat to wear
because I'm biggeiren
,I'm biggeiren on biggeireeeen
,I'm biggeren is triggeren moe biggereeeeeeeaaaaaeeeeen
plankton: hey listen up meathead, I'm gonna say this once,
and I'm not gonna repeat it, gweed, see, it's like a little pet, alright?
, and the more and more and more you go and feed it
,the more hungry it'll get, but you'know you really can't blame greed
,nah that's stupid, you see it's got a worm inside, ah yeah that's right
,that's one that's always need to feed, and it is never satisfied, you get it?
,but the more you try to find it, the more it likes to hide
,now listen, that is a nasty little woEERM
,and I like to call it oohh, Pryd
,you see NOW THats why your biggeren
,listen here idiot, eh-figuren on biggeren (hiccups), WHAT that biggeren's justs triggerens more biggeren
,you got that?! alright?!
(guitar solo)
Mr Crabs: their is a principle of natcha, that most every creature knooows
,it's called survival of the fittest, and this is how it goooes
,the animal that wins has got a *jew?*, clrawrd by the chich and punch
,the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's lunch
,a company's an animaal that's trying to survieve
,it's juggling and fighting just to keep it's self alooove
,and must it bliggerein I'm piggeren on bliggerein doe, bliggerein is triggeren loe biggerein
,augh stup biggerein I'm biggeren on biggeruuien eh-biggerein is triggeren moe biggeruuen
,it is justamals boding mud are multiplieing, and the pr people lying my lawyers are dmying
,rolldeirves, somethings are dying
,uah doe ee ar pry EEEEEN
,this is also gratioooooooohit (slight crab laugh)
(and song ends, that took forever)
mister krabs as he obliterates the local kelp population in order to expand his business