Emotionless Girlfriend

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 257

  • @jerryxpgaming4682
    @jerryxpgaming4682 Год назад +3574

    I was going to say rizzing her up doesn’t work, but she just did it to herself lol

    • @yacinemohand8661
      @yacinemohand8661 Год назад +167

      POV: your so good at dodging rizz that you've gotta Rizz yourself up

    • @Megamon0001
      @Megamon0001 Год назад +28

      POV: you’re born after 2005 and need a word to describe someone’s ability to attract people

    • @hamidsafdar1219
      @hamidsafdar1219 Год назад +58

      ​@@Megamon0001pov: you can't comprehend that language can change and people create new words for things

    • @kwebvin9939
      @kwebvin9939 Год назад +3

      @@Megamon0001 Read your name first before calling someone out!

    • @Megamon0001
      @Megamon0001 Год назад +7

      @@kwebvin9939 practice what you preach

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 Год назад +3415

    Keep a dude guessing like that makes him more worried than he should be, just tell the feelings. Us men like it blunt and straight to the point.

    • @Random__Dude.
      @Random__Dude. Год назад +256

      Truer words were never spoken

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant Год назад +284

      Yeah, that couple is on its way to just crash and burn, plain and simple.

    • @randx1075
      @randx1075 Год назад +17

      true that

    • @Birkebeiner1066
      @Birkebeiner1066 Год назад +14

      Unless you make it too straight, that's also kind of suspicious...

    • @rockowlgamer631
      @rockowlgamer631 Год назад +93

      @@Birkebeiner1066 how so? Now admittedly I've never been in a proper relationship but I'd try to be blunt with the gf so that way she doesn't get any wrong ideas.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Год назад +1171

    "Congratulations, you played yaself."
    Now thats recoil damage.

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 Год назад +1433

    I knew a girl like this before. She was very kind and helpful but she always had Resting Bitch Face and it would put off and scare a lot of guys she liked, and who liked her, including myself. Something about a woman who doesn't show affection or positive emotions can get under the skin but it means you have to show it in other ways if you can't do it with your emotions.

    • @CaylexT
      @CaylexT Год назад +32

      Cute ☺️

    • @tonnygraham
      @tonnygraham Год назад +5

      its called ass burger i think

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Год назад +39

      @NoProblemoBob No we were friends all the way up til we graduated and went our separate ways. Hard to stay in touch after 15 years of life developments lol

    • @That1WeirdDude
      @That1WeirdDude Год назад +30

      You're very right when you say you have to show it in other ways. Different people will speak different love languages, which might be what this video is, a girl finding out her love language is physical touch

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 Год назад +4

      ​@@tonnygraham*aspergers

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut Год назад +865

    She got that Hata no Kokoro syndrome

    • @Roosauec
      @Roosauec Год назад +40

      I understood that reference.

    • @Roddy_Zeh
      @Roddy_Zeh Год назад +18

      Aye. 🍷🗿

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 Год назад +20

      The what and the what now?

    • @outrowed
      @outrowed Год назад +57

      @@thatboyakira4202 Kokoro is a character from Touhou Project that got the same poker face as the girl shown in the video

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 Год назад +36

      @@outrowed ah, Touhou, the amalgomation of things, characters and music that no one seems so be able to explain, just like Fate series and Evangelion Ending

  • @shadowkingdarksin3980
    @shadowkingdarksin3980 Год назад +342

    the best way to show emotion is physical contact and not the naughty kind just a simple hand touch hug or even embrace its science 😎❤️

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 Год назад +55

      I got restraining order. Whats next?

    • @rajjjj1062
      @rajjjj1062 Год назад +2

      @@matepucci5808 the rule 5

    • @angtamnguyen8390
      @angtamnguyen8390 Год назад +11

      @@bananagod5530 Idk, maybe learn a life lesson that you should ask for consent first, or at least reasonably think that they will be comfortable enough with it?

    • @drugs7033
      @drugs7033 Год назад +6

      @@angtamnguyen8390You took this joke seriously?

    • @angtamnguyen8390
      @angtamnguyen8390 Год назад +3

      @@drugs7033 Not really. I just want to continue the joke, but it turns out to sound much more serious than it needs to.

  • @bishalgurung4356
    @bishalgurung4356 Год назад +358

    If she is emotionless, she cannot feel depression.

    • @whyvern6817
      @whyvern6817 Год назад +25

      erm akshually

    • @quietkid6523
      @quietkid6523 9 месяцев назад +14

      she can't feel the hurt when she have period? does it grip?

    • @bishalgurung4356
      @bishalgurung4356 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@quietkid6523 She can.. feel pain but probably wont show an expression

    • @temirlan3747
      @temirlan3747 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@quietkid6523keep cooking you onto something

    • @pedroivog.s.6870
      @pedroivog.s.6870 5 месяцев назад

      You can't feel 0 if you're 0 itself

  • @belalalzidy7328
    @belalalzidy7328 Год назад +126

    Haha! I'm gonna go back to crying alone

    • @Random__Dude.
      @Random__Dude. Год назад +16

      Wait for me! I'm coming with you

    • @homurameguca
      @homurameguca Год назад +7

      Ahahah true

    • @tkisthename244
      @tkisthename244 Год назад +2

      Im alr at the spot waiting for others

    • @SupeMark-bo6np
      @SupeMark-bo6np 2 месяца назад

      I'm too late to join in your session 😔

    • @iacAon
      @iacAon 2 месяца назад

      Yo anyone wanna restart the session

  • @rhett3185
    @rhett3185 Год назад +103

    I like Kuudere’s. They seem like the most logical choice for a gf or wife. A kind of pragma love that lasts.

  • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
    @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +81

    Classic, trips on literally nothing trope

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 Год назад +28

      Happens. Sometimes you don’t lift your foot high enough and the tip skids on the floor, causing you to trip

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 Год назад +12

      ​@@the711devin4sounds like what an anime character would say

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 Год назад +4

      ​@@the711devin4sounds like what an anime character would say

    • @littlemilk973
      @littlemilk973 Год назад +6

      @@thecipher8495 Sounds like what an anime character would say

    • @littlemilk973
      @littlemilk973 Год назад +5

      @@thecipher8495 Sounds like what an anime character would say

  • @TheSoullessImmortal
    @TheSoullessImmortal Год назад +41

    It’s not always the expression that matters. It’s the actions themselves. If she didn’t like you in the first place, then why would she stay with you for almost a year instead of leaving you after, say, a 3 months?

    • @sasquatchman22
      @sasquatchman22 8 месяцев назад +5

      That is a good theory, but my brother and his girlfriend have admitted to hating each other for close to 6 years now. They've been together hand have had kids for 11 years. Relationships are overly complicated imo because that exact thing can happen.

  • @Dubstep_Gun
    @Dubstep_Gun Год назад +82

    Most emotional introvert:

  • @levig4465
    @levig4465 Год назад +25

    Couldnt live in a relationship like that
    If im constantly second guessing how strong our bond is then theres no way its healthy for both of us

  • @Keanux12
    @Keanux12 Год назад +50

    She is not like the other girls xD

  • @TheRealNightShot
    @TheRealNightShot Год назад +14

    She blushed. All that we needed to see.

  • @Vixorous
    @Vixorous Год назад +56

    Keep him guessing. Keep him doubting. Keep him wondering if you actually care. I'm sure he'll keep trying forever. There's no way he'll give up on you, move on, and find someone who'll try.

    • @Techno_Idioto
      @Techno_Idioto Год назад +33

      This is toxic behaviour and strongly advise anyone reading this to disregard the "advice".

    • @primus_1.
      @primus_1. Год назад +12

      Its a joke...

    • @RetroCube
      @RetroCube Год назад +9

      ​@@Techno_Idiotojoke btw

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 Год назад +8

      ​@@Techno_IdiotoIt's sarcasm of the highest ordah!

    • @Marconeon2114
      @Marconeon2114 Год назад

      after seeing a lot of idiots in the internet(tiktok and twitter especially) there are probably idiots that will follow this advice

  • @jaycorn7423
    @jaycorn7423 Год назад +10

    why did she trip on damn oxygen

    • @pdrkunch
      @pdrkunch Год назад +1

      Wrong step in simple terms

  • @XUIW
    @XUIW Год назад +13

    There needs to be a full manga for this 😂

  • @RYNOCIRATOR_V5
    @RYNOCIRATOR_V5 Год назад +8

    most expressive INTP 🗿

  • @lostcause7_984
    @lostcause7_984 Год назад +24

    It seem she is not reacting...
    Lets fix it with a controlled shock!

    • @HenceMan
      @HenceMan 4 месяца назад

      @Amonguscheemsmurk a pliers

  • @ryanmaclean1720
    @ryanmaclean1720 7 месяцев назад +1

    This hit hard. I have a weird lock where I cant naturally express the emotions I'm feeling unless its a powerful one and this exact scenario (among others) is something that I'm fearful will strike in relationships

  • @gandpork
    @gandpork Год назад +2

    Thank god you put the comic name in the description, so many dub channels don’t and It pisses me off

  • @x3ll3nmusic
    @x3ll3nmusic 4 месяца назад +1

    Nothing more satisfying than recognising the artist :)

  • @silvy7394
    @silvy7394 Год назад +4

    You can only get away with this behavior as a woman

  • @aname8106
    @aname8106 Год назад +9

    Perfect.

  • @aeso3555
    @aeso3555 Год назад +4

    That's why Kuuderes are the best

  • @JohnPeacekeeper
    @JohnPeacekeeper Год назад +3

    Kuudere and dandere is the best

  • @nickthepick8043
    @nickthepick8043 Год назад +1

    Girl, denial is the clincher. It ain't nothing.

  • @clothokaftan
    @clothokaftan Год назад +1

    lmao at least she almost said it, i can barely get a few words out while thinking about it... and then my
    bf wonders why im so quiet and withdrawn. he thinks im sulking but im just too embarrassed to say it.

  • @opacocastilla8238
    @opacocastilla8238 Год назад +5

    Aw yep

  • @Your_Local_Virus
    @Your_Local_Virus Год назад +2

    Well he got ‘A’ reaction just not the one he was expecting, some time and she’s come around sweetheart ❤

  • @sergiozamoraramos7842
    @sergiozamoraramos7842 Год назад +3

    She’s an AI in a robot westworld-like body, I’m sure

  • @realMrVent
    @realMrVent 4 месяца назад

    Woman tripped over literally nothing and then had the audacity not to blush. What a keeper

  • @massimoceccotti8423
    @massimoceccotti8423 4 месяца назад +1

    Me be like: ok guess ur mad at me

  • @RockaBoo27
    @RockaBoo27 Год назад +1

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy

  • @alpha3836
    @alpha3836 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kuudere supremacy 🛐🛐

  • @tallfang4955
    @tallfang4955 Год назад +8

    Nice

  • @pelegkislasi8723
    @pelegkislasi8723 4 месяца назад

    Emotionless Girlfriend❌️
    Motionless Girlfriend✅️

  • @ltb1345
    @ltb1345 7 месяцев назад +1

    I believe in kuudere supremacy.

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359
    @definitelynotthequestion5359 3 месяца назад

    Show no affection, get none.

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Год назад +4

    it’s interesting having someone emotionless or in real life emotionally detached and it is usually caused by trauma of some kind i think but i’m not a therapist so don’t take my word as law

    • @stellathefoxgirl3648
      @stellathefoxgirl3648 9 месяцев назад

      Also autism and other disorders can make it difficult to actually display emotions of I recall right, they feel them all the same, just, harder to show it

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 4 месяца назад

      @@stellathefoxgirl3648 also sometimes antidepressants can make you emotionless (or at least from my experience)

  • @Dio____Brando
    @Dio____Brando Год назад +4

    Introvert alert

  • @AdmiralStoicRum
    @AdmiralStoicRum Год назад

    Classic oh I just tripped over my own toes.

  • @kennyfromsouthpark892
    @kennyfromsouthpark892 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dont worry she does love him

  • @martin144gaming
    @martin144gaming Год назад +3

    She is so cute 💙💙💙

  • @Carrotline7_7
    @Carrotline7_7 9 месяцев назад

    oh no...that girl looks like me 5 years ago when I had a pixie cut and my glasses were round lol the only thing that is missing was me being emotionless. I just show too much emotion and affection towards others.
    Being emotionless could be good in certain scenarios but being emotionless all the time sucks

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Год назад +1

    Unfair.

  • @Amyrool64
    @Amyrool64 11 месяцев назад

    The road be looking so comfy tonight

  • @ruinatoraizoichigoc.1003
    @ruinatoraizoichigoc.1003 Год назад

    Bro just kiss him when he never expected it

  • @whifle1445
    @whifle1445 Год назад +1

    Better than yandere or tsundere

  • @bowman303
    @bowman303 Год назад

    The gods didn’t let her fumble the bag

  • @Myopic901
    @Myopic901 Год назад

    If I was the boyfriend at the end I would scream "YOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @headshot22331
    @headshot22331 Год назад +2

    What is the full source name? I can't seem to find "My Deadpand Girlfriend" anywhere

    • @CrystalBlitz
      @CrystalBlitz  Год назад +1

      oh my bad, it is My Deadpan Girlfriend
      a minor spelling mistake (gif)

    • @midas2323
      @midas2323 Год назад

      Taking The Initiative Against A Deadpan Girlfriend [By Kazenoko] No more pages sadly :(

    • @sbeve6969
      @sbeve6969 Год назад

      ​@@midas2323 well yeah I think it was part of a 4 pages manga compilation called 4p

  • @majestictreefromthesvirpeswamp

    Bro has 0 rizz but have 100 luck💀💀

  • @Sharp22CatFish
    @Sharp22CatFish 2 месяца назад

    Wait is the voice actor who plays the girl is also the voice actor for Daisy in Nintdraw?

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman Месяц назад

    Love from a SoubdWitvh and Vaush fan!

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny Год назад

    This is too good

  • @MHQ09
    @MHQ09 5 месяцев назад

    I think I can be her friend it will be so cool and chill

  • @notfulldefault
    @notfulldefault Год назад

    When your GF is your dead moms clone

  • @samj8058
    @samj8058 Год назад +3

    Cute.

  • @reformedartist8528
    @reformedartist8528 Год назад

    Best kinda personality since I'm the same way.

  • @TheAntiSaint
    @TheAntiSaint Год назад

    Lust is based on chemicals

  • @CoyoteStarrrrk
    @CoyoteStarrrrk Год назад +1

    0:45
    Who the f*ck says "unhurt"

  • @Alexandragon1
    @Alexandragon1 Год назад +4

    Nice)

  • @MrAverageGuy69
    @MrAverageGuy69 8 месяцев назад

    Having an Aromantic girlfriend be like:

  • @mcpenguinchan3775
    @mcpenguinchan3775 Год назад

    "There is no accident"

  • @RandomKior
    @RandomKior Год назад +1

    Ahh Kuudere’s so interesting

  • @AsianV1nce
    @AsianV1nce 3 месяца назад

    Leave her, NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️

  • @Josuke8Man
    @Josuke8Man 5 месяцев назад

    She's my type 😍😊

  • @rickardomajimdarustheI
    @rickardomajimdarustheI Год назад

    Good for me, I use a video of ned from Spider-Man homecoming sacrificing his dignity against the women I meet

  • @Keeeeaf
    @Keeeeaf Год назад +1

    after watching this, i question what is emotion?

  • @HIM0034
    @HIM0034 Год назад +1

    非常甜

  • @brayanleo1471
    @brayanleo1471 9 месяцев назад

    Oh, that's chapter 18 of "Precious 4p Short Stories" right?

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 Год назад

    Well, there we go.

  • @scamhunter2346
    @scamhunter2346 9 месяцев назад

    She somehow gives me Spock vibes.

  • @PandaJoe14801
    @PandaJoe14801 5 месяцев назад

    break.up. NOW!

  • @redgenome617
    @redgenome617 Год назад +3

    Why lie?

    • @samj8058
      @samj8058 Год назад +2

      Embarrassed. Probably a introverted tsundere.

    • @redgenome617
      @redgenome617 Год назад +3

      @@samj8058 that's cute at first, but gets old quickly

    • @samj8058
      @samj8058 Год назад

      @@redgenome617 I suppose

  • @themanager10yearsago29
    @themanager10yearsago29 Год назад

    they speak in a manner of sexual accent

  • @parastodankar4855
    @parastodankar4855 5 месяцев назад

    What is name of the manga ( I know I see the discription but when I searched by the name I can't get the manga

  • @spiceforspice3461
    @spiceforspice3461 Год назад

    Woman who is on SSRI's.

  • @GummiGumGum
    @GummiGumGum 9 месяцев назад

    i think she said its nothing

  • @IMABIGFAN046
    @IMABIGFAN046 Год назад

    Engineer gaming

  • @telzyboo4536
    @telzyboo4536 5 месяцев назад

    I feel like that girl, but i have no onw with me.

  • @zacromgx5956
    @zacromgx5956 7 месяцев назад

    How is the artist? D:
    I cant find by the manga Name qnq

  • @Sinder_VI
    @Sinder_VI Год назад +1

    She hella fine though

  • @Schrodingers_kid
    @Schrodingers_kid Год назад

    They are breaking up soon

  • @arkknife5316
    @arkknife5316 Год назад +2

    i wish my guy friend was a girl now

  • @macchiato_1881
    @macchiato_1881 Год назад

    Should be fixed with a dash of NTR. That'll make 'er honest 😏

  • @simplesimon031
    @simplesimon031 9 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of Daria

  • @HIM0034
    @HIM0034 6 дней назад

    Well is time too say good bye☕️🗿🫠😒💀

  • @GreenHyperMan7777
    @GreenHyperMan7777 Год назад +1

    Imma Chop them LEFT &&& 'N' RIGHT

  • @epik_pro1
    @epik_pro1 6 месяцев назад

    lord help me

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ Год назад

    me if i was a girl with a partner

  • @ShadowOfMassDestruction
    @ShadowOfMassDestruction Год назад

    Cuddle with the Kuudere

  • @highfall2709
    @highfall2709 Год назад

    okay, but if aspas goes to sentinels no way they don't win champions 2024, just bring johnqt as well and it's done.

  • @That_One_Gaming_Guy
    @That_One_Gaming_Guy Год назад

    So basically my ex

  • @classicsnowguy2276
    @classicsnowguy2276 3 месяца назад

    Cogito Ergo Sum

  • @Eternal_light85
    @Eternal_light85 4 месяца назад

    Im fucking cooked

  • @xkaspergaming5668
    @xkaspergaming5668 Год назад

    Fiund my girlfriend

  • @MandiBestial
    @MandiBestial Год назад

    Other peoples: Dating
    Me: Wow, SSS Combo in Dmc 3 with Vergil :D