Ohio Billionaire is Ready to Go Back to Titanic!? Trump Gets Booed?!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @kuatokuatokuato
    @kuatokuatokuato 4 месяца назад +961

    These billionaires are going to be under a lot of pressure this time

    • @DOUGHBOY420.
      @DOUGHBOY420. 4 месяца назад +21

      Nice...

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 4 месяца назад +20

      Booo... you win this comment.

    • @lonewolffang
      @lonewolffang 4 месяца назад +6

      You!😂
      👏👏👏👍

    • @precogunitking
      @precogunitking 4 месяца назад +27

      I have the same sinking feeling

    • @Canoby
      @Canoby 4 месяца назад +13

      Comments you can't read without hearing a rimshot at the end

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 4 месяца назад +56

    Rich people really do just look at horrific disasters, both real and fictional, warnings to hubris, and think "I can fix her".

    • @jonhawk117
      @jonhawk117 4 месяца назад +3

      An anime Yandere would be easier to fix than this shit.

    • @kimmieutsunomiya1457
      @kimmieutsunomiya1457 3 месяца назад

      And a lot of the general public think it’s their responsibility to fix these problems; existential ones too

    • @Ricky_Spanish245
      @Ricky_Spanish245 3 месяца назад

      Engagement comment

    • @thebiggesthatersinworld
      @thebiggesthatersinworld 3 дня назад

      Rich people being delulu than any teenager girl

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 4 месяца назад +1047

    The Titanic must be fed.

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 4 месяца назад

      Otherwise it will rise from the depths and devour us all

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 4 месяца назад +29

      a dead old one can still dream...

    • @Simmons8519
      @Simmons8519 4 месяца назад +56

      It hungers for the wealthy...

    • @MegaPhester
      @MegaPhester 4 месяца назад +60

      After being dormant for over a century, in 2023 she was fed and it reawakened her thirst for souls. Now she beckons. Now she hungers.

    • @1gient
      @1gient 4 месяца назад +23

      @@MasterCode86 What is dead can forever lie and even with strange eons may death die
      Cthulhu Fh'tagon, what a wonderful phrase! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Titanic R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

  • @stevensiferd7104
    @stevensiferd7104 4 месяца назад +56

    If you're wondering why you can't afford to buy or rent a house nowadays, just remember that an Ohio real estate developer wants to buy a multi-million dollar deep-sea submersible to go with his multi-million dollar yacht.

    • @Deloreon
      @Deloreon 4 месяца назад +6

      A lot of us are just like that dog sitting at a piano in the house that's burning down

    • @zoro2Real
      @zoro2Real 3 месяца назад

      how does your rent have to do with a billionaire and if ur rent is high move to another place which is cheaper

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 3 месяца назад +3

      @@zoro2Real Wow that is moronic. FYI CORPORATE Landlords were caught manipulating an entire region's market using RealPage web platform to automate rent pricing. This is literal text book definition of Price Fixing Cartel. You are ignoring that we live in late stage capitalism, there is No cheaper competition.

    • @WanessaEmilly-kv7lc
      @WanessaEmilly-kv7lc 3 месяца назад

      Não nos conhecemos, mas só pra você saber, JESUS te ama muito, nunca DESISTA, enquanto tiver fôlego há sim ESPERANÇA. Você é muito IMPORTANTE, Jesus pagou um alto preço por VOCÊ. Lembre-se que mesmo que pessoas digam que você não é importante, Jesus naquela CRUZ demonstrou que você tem valor. O Rei está voltando e quer te levar JUNTO para morar com Ele no CÉU. Nunca Desista, Jesus tem planos lindos para VOCÊ, que Ele quer viver contigo. Aprenda a não permitir, com que a guerra exterior que o mundo vive, interfira na paz interior que Jesus te proporcionou. JESUS te ama muito, e não quer te perder. DESISTA NÃO! Confie que Deus ainda restaura, liberta, e ouve orações e lágrimas escondidas. Nunca Desista, Jesus tem planos lindos para a sua vida, confia. "Antes de eu formar você no ventre da sua mãe, já o conhecia" Que Jesus te abençoe sempre e grandemente, você e sua família, que Ele proporcione prosperidade, paz, saúde, e a verdadeira alegria.
      Por que você está assim tão triste, ó minha alma? Por que está assim tão perturbada dentro de mim? Ponha a sua esperança em Deus! Pois ainda o louvarei; ele é o meu Salvador e o meu Deus.
      Salmos 43

    • @DellikkilleD
      @DellikkilleD 3 месяца назад

      @@zoro2Real you cant be this retarded and alive. its not possible, stop trolling.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 4 месяца назад +591

    At first I wanted to say "stop feeding rich folks to the deep ocean" but that's actually an excellent idea. Keep going...

    • @stephenwedderburn9307
      @stephenwedderburn9307 4 месяца назад

      Yes, the less greedy narcissistic a-holes the better. There's too many people putting these "geniuses" on pedestals they don't deserve. Just because someone is good at exploiting others to become a billionaire, doesn't make them know how society should be run.

    • @shoulderpyro
      @shoulderpyro 4 месяца назад +39

      until the fish put up signs to stop feeding them plastic

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 4 месяца назад

      Yea idk why people have a problem with this. It’s a good thing

    • @trashcatlinol
      @trashcatlinol 4 месяца назад +22

      A sacrifice to the whales.

    • @phillip5245
      @phillip5245 4 месяца назад +31

      They need to accelerate this project with bigger, yet somehow more flimsy vessels.

  • @shanillaabdul9896
    @shanillaabdul9896 4 месяца назад +19

    The irony that the libertarian party rejects a candidate for not submitting paperwork is somewhat enjoyable.

  • @david7522
    @david7522 4 месяца назад +208

    Its kind of ironic that the libertarians are telling someone they haven't filled out the correct forms.

    • @supercrownjosie7732
      @supercrownjosie7732 4 месяца назад

      Underrated comment.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 3 месяца назад +1

      Libertarianism is very contractual. How else can you have proper trade?

  • @VerityFraser
    @VerityFraser 4 месяца назад +6

    I was a Communications Director and company policy mandated Canva. It's a simplistic, limited, web bound program. I missed using my preferred programs every minute.

  • @keister1169
    @keister1169 4 месяца назад +304

    Idk why we aren’t encouraging more billionaires to risk their lives to venture to the bottom of the sea. I feel like maybe that should be a criteria for graduating from Millionaire to Billionaire.

    • @mena376
      @mena376 4 месяца назад +9

      Because then the search and rescue team has to waste time and money looking for them

    • @deep_fried_analysis
      @deep_fried_analysis 4 месяца назад +25

      @@mena376 But those people are a small fraction compared to all others negatively affected by billionaires.

    • @1gient
      @1gient 4 месяца назад +7

      Clearly that first one was right there were too many safety features and it cause the ship to implode! They should use less. Besides with how low incidents are now it's clear they don't need safety features anymore! Submarines hardly ever implode anymore!
      ...Because Poe's Law and the AI moderator I have to point out this is all sarcastically rhetorical and parodying the Titan guy's reasoning behind his everything.

    • @phdonme1
      @phdonme1 4 месяца назад +11

      Send them all

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh 4 месяца назад

      This 👉🏽 @@phdonme1 person gets it. We should, in fact, encourage it

  • @deathstar950
    @deathstar950 4 месяца назад +2

    the tech conference was insane, like seriously, THEY'RE "in charge/running a business" holy hell....

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy 4 месяца назад +244

    I am a huge supporter of billionairs exploring the Titanic.
    The crushing toxic atmosphere of Venus is also something we all need to learn more about!

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад

      ​We should totally popularize that fact at the next billionaires mega summit 😂😂​@@D64nz

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@D64nz I heard there's a lot of oil buried somewhere on Venus...maybe... So, there's that.

    • @IsaacSperrow
      @IsaacSperrow 4 месяца назад +3

      This is a tangent because you reminded of it, but its funny to remember that Thanos was supposed to be from Titan. Yes, our Titan, not from a random solar system. In fact the whole Eternal is from our solar system. They realized later "oh shit thats kind of dumb to established that because people that strong and influential shouldn't be that close to Earth" but you know, you reap what you sow.

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 4 месяца назад

      I hear it rains free child labor and bitcoins on Venus.
      Elon needs to go check it out ASAP, in person.

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... 4 месяца назад

      Hey ‼️‼️‼️Mars ‼️Did you forget Mars⁉️

  • @tofu_golem
    @tofu_golem 4 месяца назад +20

    Bioshock is what libertarians think would happen if you let libertarian ideology loose in an underwater environment.
    Ocean's Gate is what actually happens.

  • @CaptainPlainJaneway
    @CaptainPlainJaneway 4 месяца назад +92

    The Titan being made of Boeing parts makes a whole lot more sense now.

    • @TheWinerdar
      @TheWinerdar 4 месяца назад +38

      It was made of rejected Boeing parts. Even Boeing was like "the parts are below our subpar quality standards"

    • @BadBrucey
      @BadBrucey 4 месяца назад +5

      🤣

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@TheWinerdar that's saying A LOT 😱🤣🤣

    • @gavonwascool7515
      @gavonwascool7515 4 месяца назад +1

      hell yeah

  • @pteroid11
    @pteroid11 4 месяца назад +4

    How on earth does a millionaire go into a room of people who explicitly want ‘Feudalism but make it corporate’ and get booed?

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie 4 месяца назад +142

    Man its kinda poetic, that the eat the rich movement should start exclusively with the lobster community.

  • @hammersampson
    @hammersampson 4 месяца назад +11

    Those CEOs dancing on stage were definitely theater nerds in HS.😂

  • @larsg.2492
    @larsg.2492 4 месяца назад +59

    The Libertarians requirering paperwork to be filed to become a nominee is ironic.

    • @Evolution_Kills
      @Evolution_Kills 4 месяца назад

      Well yeah, need to make sure their nominee is at least competent enough to make toast...

  • @quinxq323
    @quinxq323 4 месяца назад +5

    the billionaires yearn for the depths

  • @demonizer133
    @demonizer133 4 месяца назад +63

    Billionaire men taking dangerous trips to bizarre and unnecessary places tells me one thing: they're THAT bored! They are literally THAT bored! They've had a piece of everything so now everything is bland to them. Sad, really 😅

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 4 месяца назад +2

      So ennui is crushing them, or is it the water?

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 4 месяца назад

      So if you had.that much wealth, what would you do in order to not be miserable, since blindly spending money on things won't work.

    • @demonizer133
      @demonizer133 4 месяца назад +2

      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 I think misery is eventually unavoidable, if I'm being honest. It's just human nature to become accustomed to your "normal" (no matter how great or abundant it might be) and get bored of that. I'd like to think I'd be traveling to poverty-stricken villages where I'd pay to install infrastructure and bring food; I'd fund life-saving research, visit orphanages with gifts for needy children, etc; but, in reality I'm probably too lazy and socially anxious to be doing those things. I'm human too and would probably just indulge in my vices until existential boredom as well.

    • @Ultravenom1
      @Ultravenom1 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@demonizer133especially since even when kind rich people do these things, they often do them without realizing what happens after their kindness. And the cruel rich people pretending to be kind... Jesus.

    • @stevengill1736
      @stevengill1736 17 дней назад +1

      They might be less bored if they explored ways to donate to humanitarian organizations instead of exploring old ship wrecks at the bottom of the sea...

  • @EricVanWinkle
    @EricVanWinkle 4 месяца назад +8

    I'm keeping with the tradition of his Titanic and Titan predecessors, his submarine will be christened the "Tit".

  • @LucSulla
    @LucSulla 4 месяца назад +397

    Titanic doing the people's work.

    • @kensvideos1
      @kensvideos1 4 месяца назад +19

      What about a law that automatically exempts people from the murder of a billionaire?
      IM ONLY ASKING A QUESTION!!!

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 4 месяца назад +19

      Titanic and Orcas - saving humanity.

    • @kensvideos1
      @kensvideos1 4 месяца назад +2

      😆😆

    • @flameroad123
      @flameroad123 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@greenhowieeat your heart Godzilla X Kong, there's a new unlikely team up in town.
      The Titanic Orcas!!!!

    • @guyjin788
      @guyjin788 4 месяца назад +8

      Comrade Titanic is back!

  • @DG_musician
    @DG_musician 4 месяца назад +5

    As a Graphic Designer who already thought that Canva was cringeworthy, it's surpassed my previous feelings.

  • @kimberlysheridan5530
    @kimberlysheridan5530 4 месяца назад +76

    It's an unspoken irony about the Titanic. In 1898, a novel came out called the Wreck of the Titan, which told the story of a luxury Ocean liner on its maiden voyage hitting an iceberg, killing many passengers because there weren't enough lifeboats. 14 years later the Titanic happened. 108 years after that, the Titanic vicariously claims 5 more lives on a jerry built submersible called...the Titan.
    The circle is complete.

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 4 месяца назад +1

      Wait, is that a real book about that published in 1898 or are you making that up?

    • @kimberlysheridan5530
      @kimberlysheridan5530 4 месяца назад +9

      @@jamiefrontiera1671 "The Wreck of the Titan", originally titled "Futility" was written by author Morgan Robertson, and was published in 1898.

    • @alexandergrozz9418
      @alexandergrozz9418 4 месяца назад +1

      Interesting! I'm surprised I've never heard of this, what an interesting coincidence.

    • @kimberlysheridan5530
      @kimberlysheridan5530 4 месяца назад +2

      @@alexandergrozz9418 It started with a fictional Titan. I hope the tragedies end with the real one.

    • @ghostpenguins3
      @ghostpenguins3 4 месяца назад

      That's not irony.

  • @merphul
    @merphul 4 месяца назад +6

    Between the billionaire subs and cringe skits at an event made for business selling to other BUSINESSES, we really need to re-evaluate the manifestation of late stage capitalism.

  • @snsnplpl
    @snsnplpl 4 месяца назад +71

    Billionaires engaging in risky behavior to one-up each other gets the proletariat stamp of approval

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... 4 месяца назад +1

      Exactly... And if things go sideways, nothing of value will be lost...

    • @teschchr122
      @teschchr122 4 месяца назад

      Maybe they’re gunning for a Darwin Award.

  • @jdavi195
    @jdavi195 4 месяца назад +5

    I think every billionair should consider competing in this aquatic limbo.

  • @GenericThrowaway
    @GenericThrowaway 4 месяца назад +124

    That cringey rap musical unlocked a memory of elementary school. Some people came and we had an assembly in the lunchroom and they all sang a song called "Pull, Push, Click" about buckling your seatbelts. Same energy.

    • @gkarenko9593
      @gkarenko9593 4 месяца назад +4

      Someone was hoping to make millions off of that song.

    • @sim.ulationkoyo
      @sim.ulationkoyo 4 месяца назад +10

      they usually do this song and dance routine for children because to help with attention spans but did they not realize these are adults here?

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics 4 месяца назад +6

      Are ya ready, friends? Hey, come on!
      Let's learn a little something from the Pokémon
      There's Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail
      Sandygast, Nosepass, Frosslass, Lapras
      I love to say the Pokémon, but here's the catch
      Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch'd
      Let me Axew a question; wanna help me out?
      It's time to Throh in more names
      Come on, gimme a shout!

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 4 месяца назад +1

      I was thinking the don't smoke rap from the 90s

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад

      I said the same. It's giving 90s HS Musical vibes, in the WORST WAY.😂😂

  • @robertmoar8588
    @robertmoar8588 4 месяца назад

    Failing to supply the proper paperwork is an on going issue with Trump. Seemingly decades long. SMH.

  • @jimkourtesis2589
    @jimkourtesis2589 4 месяца назад +70

    Well, if the first victim was called Titanic, the second was called Titan, does that mean the third will be called Tit?

    • @jimkourtesis2589
      @jimkourtesis2589 4 месяца назад

      @D64nz I believe we all think billionaires are titanic tits, so I hope so!

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂 I'd support that.

    • @J2HxxCHRISTOFF
      @J2HxxCHRISTOFF 4 месяца назад

      @@D64nzI’m sure we have a few that are real tits

    • @gingergamergirl98
      @gingergamergirl98 4 месяца назад +1

      Following that logic, the one after that would just be called T haha

    • @stevengill1736
      @stevengill1736 17 дней назад

      Or maybe Tike? ;*[}

  • @SpookyStag2015
    @SpookyStag2015 4 месяца назад +3

    "as long as hip hop and rapping has been around... white people have been using it for evil." one of the greatest quotes from this show

  • @toga20000
    @toga20000 4 месяца назад +72

    Send all the billionaires down there

  • @rainbowcrash6990
    @rainbowcrash6990 4 месяца назад +64

    Who would’ve thought the libertarians would have the actual best response to trump. They actually got something *more* right than everyone else.

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 4 месяца назад +4

      real libertarians impress me sometimes with farther left positions than are allowed by dems on items like universal basic income and ending american empire

    • @nerdjournal
      @nerdjournal 4 месяца назад +4

      @@glass_knuckles well, there are leftists who also have libertarian beliefs. The main issue with libertarians is they just end up recreating government when they end up solving each issue. These small governments are easily abused. But ultimately you just end up recreating government and red tape because those things are important. The biggest issue with America is the belief that those dudes all those years ago knew how to govern a modern world. We need to be able to evolve our government more effectively than we have so far. We need to modernize our concepts and make democracy a more impactful tenant of government, Instead of leaning so much on the representative side, where those representing us prefer to rule us. There are pieces of several ideologies that have merit, but they aren't actual solutions overall.

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nerdjournalI was going to say the main problem is many just want to BE the ones setting any governance. Too many, even if not an overall many, want to play sheriff in their communities and they want to dismantal the larger government rules that prevent them from just doing that.
      I'd definitely focus on libertarian ideology that leftist agree on than celebrate what leftist ideology the libertarian party also subscribes to, in part to things brought up like that Gary Johnson clip. License to drive shouldn't upset so many people. It's not oppression to have standards for life threatening machinery. Now argue the fees to obtain your government official paperwork you can't function without, including to get a job to pay the fee... that is valid.

    • @WanessaEmilly-kv7lc
      @WanessaEmilly-kv7lc 3 месяца назад

      Não nos conhecemos, mas só pra você saber, JESUS te ama muito, nunca DESISTA, enquanto tiver fôlego há sim ESPERANÇA. Você é muito IMPORTANTE, Jesus pagou um alto preço por VOCÊ. Lembre-se que mesmo que pessoas digam que você não é importante, Jesus naquela CRUZ demonstrou que você tem valor. O Rei está voltando e quer te levar JUNTO para morar com Ele no CÉU. Nunca Desista, Jesus tem planos lindos para VOCÊ, que Ele quer viver contigo. Aprenda a não permitir, com que a guerra exterior que o mundo vive, interfira na paz interior que Jesus te proporcionou. JESUS te ama muito, e não quer te perder. DESISTA NÃO! Confie que Deus ainda restaura, liberta, e ouve orações e lágrimas escondidas. Nunca Desista, Jesus tem planos lindos para a sua vida, confia. "Antes de eu formar você no ventre da sua mãe, já o conhecia" Que Jesus te abençoe sempre e grandemente, você e sua família, que Ele proporcione prosperidade, paz, saúde, e a verdadeira alegria.
      Por que você está assim tão triste, ó minha alma? Por que está assim tão perturbada dentro de mim? Ponha a sua esperança em Deus! Pois ainda o louvarei; ele é o meu Salvador e o meu Deus.
      Salmos 43

  • @JohnH108
    @JohnH108 4 месяца назад +84

    Tax the billionaires FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.

  • @marcelwaddell6290
    @marcelwaddell6290 4 месяца назад +2

    The two of you are awesome! Hopefully, some sponsors show up. Still miss T.U.G.S. more than the security I had from believing in a higher power. Keep up the hard work, fellas!

  • @taranullius9221
    @taranullius9221 4 месяца назад +82

    As for the Titanic, you know what they say...fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, get imploded by the Atlantic.

  • @labowskidude
    @labowskidude 4 месяца назад +3

    Tax that man.

    • @labowskidude
      @labowskidude 4 месяца назад

      Gotta love these billionaires with doll eyes

  • @ButUrWrongTho
    @ButUrWrongTho 4 месяца назад +264

    _"Become ungovernable"_ being written behind a fascist while he tells people what go do is quintessential MAGA.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 4 месяца назад +43

      Become ungovernable, by giving up your rights and the rights of others for mmeeeeee!!!

    • @tom-was
      @tom-was 4 месяца назад

      and coopting the anarchist sign... arseholes

    • @mshotz1
      @mshotz1 4 месяца назад

      The fact the Libertarians want you to file paperwork is a joke within a joke.

    • @TheRico725
      @TheRico725 4 месяца назад

      Magas are not the brightest

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 4 месяца назад +4

      He loves crating creating anarchy and he loves capitalisms but he has no damned idea what anarcho-capitalism is or how he is the very antithesis of it.

  • @theylied1776
    @theylied1776 4 месяца назад +2

    It is safe to go to the Titanic. James Camron has done it 5 times. James Camron went to the deepest part of the ocean. It's the materials and construction that people cut corners on that make it unsafe.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 4 месяца назад +31

    To be fair that pregnant Clippy pic was among the top image results for years and Google always had a problem with picking appropriate/relevant illustration images for those side bar cards. This is nothing new. The only AI connection is that none of this would've happened if they shelled out for human moderators who could've tagged this image as NSFW.

  • @l0vemyth
    @l0vemyth 4 месяца назад +3

    The corporate world is so bizarre. Office managers I have known would have loved the song and dance.

  • @SA-mo3hq
    @SA-mo3hq 4 месяца назад +79

    Orcas: "Waiter!~ Oh Waiter, more Billionares si vu plait!"

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад +4

      Atlantic: Qui Qui monsieur! ❤😂❤

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 4 месяца назад

      Um? It's the blue whales that filter feed the billionaire rosé.rose.
      Orcas feed on yacht style millionaires.

  • @eric-jr2il
    @eric-jr2il 4 месяца назад +4

    Tornado alarms blaring outside, tornado alarms blaring on my phone, electricity is out, but thank God for cell phone data so I can at least watch you guys 😕😊 mix feelings

    • @kennny1508
      @kennny1508 4 месяца назад +2

      Are you alive bro?

  • @jukesboxed4114
    @jukesboxed4114 4 месяца назад +27

    As a broke college student I wish I could donate some money but I just wanted to let y’all know that this channel genuinely sparks joy in me every time I see an upload

    • @MzUpliftingTea
      @MzUpliftingTea 4 месяца назад +1

      Been there, it was the best of times. Enjoy!! ❤🎉❤ As a 40+ I have the same joy!! These stories are hilarious AF!!

  • @SeventhSwell
    @SeventhSwell 4 месяца назад +2

    No one loves being constrained by properly filled out paperwork more than Libertarians.

  • @Lettuce_B3
    @Lettuce_B3 4 месяца назад +29

    There is a famous polish hit song that goes "leave titanic alone. Dont pull it out. There is still a party going on down there". Seems like its still relevant.

  • @mechamania
    @mechamania 4 месяца назад +1

    Every game at the Rose Bowl, Beaver Stadium, or Michigan Stadium has more than 1.7K people named “Bob.”

  • @purewhiteloverbizarrejelly
    @purewhiteloverbizarrejelly 4 месяца назад +62

    These theater hacks will never be able to recapture the magic that was the “Get connected, for FREE, with Education Connection” jingle

    • @j18s17
      @j18s17 4 месяца назад +3

      and now thats gonna be running through my head all week. curse you (jk)

    • @ZiggyAndTheSpiderFromMars
      @ZiggyAndTheSpiderFromMars 4 месяца назад +2

      Having taken it this far, they should have gone all the way with a full band rather than merely backing tracks. No half measures in the realm of the insane.

    • @lostsauce0
      @lostsauce0 4 месяца назад

      I gotta say this one is a lot better than it could've been. Especially compared to "let's get social"

  • @stevenjohnson7287
    @stevenjohnson7287 4 месяца назад

    The fact Oceangate used old Boeing parts has become an even worse detail over time.

  • @horaciolerda
    @horaciolerda 4 месяца назад +46

    If only Rittenhouse had had the courage to go there.

    • @paulrash8861
      @paulrash8861 4 месяца назад +1

      He was a racist defending himself!!!

    • @argusfleibeit1165
      @argusfleibeit1165 4 месяца назад +1

      He might have had something to do with the massive attendance fall-off.

  • @SpinningSalads
    @SpinningSalads 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks lads. Love ye 🇮🇪

  • @Twitchz625
    @Twitchz625 4 месяца назад +2

    Thankful for you guys

  • @christwohig5651
    @christwohig5651 4 месяца назад +18

    if they only used an N64 controller, the trident shape would have appeased Poseidon

  • @tinytimbo456
    @tinytimbo456 4 месяца назад +21

    They say money can't buy happiness, but these billionaires are making are lifes happier with their failures and abundance of spending

  • @sps6374
    @sps6374 4 месяца назад +81

    First time ever the Libertarians were somewhat relatable -- lasted about half a second, then they got savagely roasted by Trump with that 3% line and I remembered they're fucking anarcho-capitalists

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 4 месяца назад

      They can take Trump, the Ohio Billionaire, and every other Libertarian and hang out in Ayn Rand's wet dream of Rapture off the coast of Greenland.

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 4 месяца назад

      at least one candidate from them is anti-gside at least. better than joe biden

    • @jayogee913
      @jayogee913 4 месяца назад +14

      I don't give Libertarians credit for much, especially being very bright, but even they didn't fall for Trump's bs. And I like that they brutally stood up to him and his MAGA goons when he tried to pull his usual fast one on them.

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@jayogee913 Probably just because he's waaay too old for their preferences.

    • @garrettwhite3922
      @garrettwhite3922 4 месяца назад +10

      Their adherence to ideology is impressive even if the ideology is terrible.

  • @thefirebuilds
    @thefirebuilds 4 месяца назад

    as a former resident of Kyle, Tx, this is by far the most exciting thing that's ever happened in Kyle, Tx (the self proclaimed pie capital of texas.)

  • @Chris-Longhair
    @Chris-Longhair 4 месяца назад +19

    It's so odd to see the nominee for a party go on stage at the convention for another party. I get that the LP is a tiny party, but Trump saying "I'll put Libertarians in my cabinet" is so wild to me. Coming from a UK perspective, if someone endorses or supports an opposing party, no matter how small, they get removed from their party. It's also crazy to me that (subject to senate confirmations - of which there have only been 10 rejections) cabinet members don't have to be elected representatives. I can see the merit of getting people from industry to be heads of your cabinet, but it seems open to huge conflicts of interest, with (as far as I can tell) no requirements for the roles. Just look at Scott Pruitt, the climate-change-denier put in charge of the EPA (yes I know he was a senator, but come on.)

    • @MarieLehleitner
      @MarieLehleitner 4 месяца назад

      It is very strange from an American perspective too and shows his desperation; he may be the only major candidate to ever do that. He really wants that 3%.
      You have seen our elected representatives, right? The real reason most cabinet members aren't elected reps is that 1. The parties need the seats for the legislative agenda and don't want to do special elections and 2. Only rarely does being a member of Congress qualify you to manage an entire cabinet department. Congresspeople legislate, fundraise, and sometimes do oversight; they don't administrate. By which I mean they tend to prefer people with executive (and national) level experience, i.e. as governor, with experience working in a government agency/military, and sometimes outside industry. The main way members of Congress get in is if they're long-serving members or chairs on the relevant committees (i.e. ag committee for Department of Agriculture). You need to understand how an entire agency and its related industries run to be good at it, not just how it works in your state. For instance, the current Secretary of State was previously Deputy Secretary of State, Deputy National Security Advisor, and worked for the Clinton administration and the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Similarly, Janet Yellen was chair of the Federal Reserve and in other positions in government and academia before becoming Secretary of the Treasury. It would be difficult to find candidates as qualified as them from Congress. As far as I know, the only requirements are that cabinet members must be U.S. citizens. For Secretary of Defense, there's generally also a requirement that they can't have just been in the military (since they want a civilian perspective), but this was waived for Secretary Austin and Secretary Mattis. Unofficially, cabinet positions do have certain requirements because they're the president's way of rewarding or recognizing certain constituencies, sometimes friends (Linda McMahon was a big Trump donor). Secretary of the Interior, for instance, is usually someone from the West because of all the public lands out there. Ag is usually someone from an agricultural state. Treasury generally is someone with ties/connections to finance, etc. Plus administrations take diversity into account as well; Janet Yellen is the first female Treasury Secretary, Deb Haaland is the first Native Interior Secretary (and a rare example of a member of Congress becoming a cabinet secretary), etc. Promise it's not as random as it looks!

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 4 месяца назад

      You think it isn't terribly bemusing over here to see the quasi-fasc guy go on stage to try and convince a bunch of anarchists to vote for him?
      It's no wonder why he's not running under "drain the swamp" again when he is going to the conventions of political parties that disagree with him on all topics except capitalism and promising them appointees.

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 4 месяца назад

    I hope the back-up dancers were paid well for having to learn an entire dance routine set to absolute cringe.

  • @JanStrojil
    @JanStrojil 4 месяца назад +41

    Why don’t we learn? That is a question that comes up too often lately.

  • @kimberlysheridan5530
    @kimberlysheridan5530 4 месяца назад

    So there are established RULES for anyone running for nomination in the Libertarian Party? My brain hurts

  • @lisasteel6817
    @lisasteel6817 4 месяца назад +46

    Yeah but this time they’re using Airbus parts.

    • @mickkelly6389
      @mickkelly6389 4 месяца назад +2

      Keep it merica Boeing parts

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mickkelly6389 nah, get elon musk to make it

    • @ryanrehfuss
      @ryanrehfuss 4 месяца назад

      ​@@thejuiceking2219 "do not expose the cybersub to water"

  • @MissPenny9250
    @MissPenny9250 4 месяца назад

    wish they would invest that money in saving that " beautiful ocean "

  • @DOUGHBOY420.
    @DOUGHBOY420. 4 месяца назад +252

    Titanic 2 electric boogaloo

    • @flameroad123
      @flameroad123 4 месяца назад +18

      Titanic 3: Beyond Thunderdome
      Titanic 4: the revenge
      Titanic 5: the re-Surfacing
      Titanic 6: the hunt for red October
      Titanic 7: Saturday night fever
      Titanic 8: Staying Alive
      Titanic 9: Sky Mission
      Titanic X: Jack is back

    • @RoverIAC
      @RoverIAC 4 месяца назад +8

      I thought it was "Cruse Control".

    • @flameroad123
      @flameroad123 4 месяца назад +10

      @@RoverIAC that's the reboot. That doesn't count.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@flameroad123 jack is back was a shameless cashgrab not gonna lie
      The saga should've ended in red October

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison 4 месяца назад

      It's gonna be fine. James Cameron went to the Titanic 15 years ago and was fine. This dude has been making subs since before James went.

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d 4 месяца назад

    Growing up on an Island I always wondered why tourists love paying to put their lives in danger.

  • @skler69
    @skler69 4 месяца назад +28

    The crowd was not booing, they were saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".

    • @IsaacSperrow
      @IsaacSperrow 4 месяца назад

      "Ah yes Mr Burns, great guy, great ideas, never met him"

    • @Dead_Kerbal
      @Dead_Kerbal 4 месяца назад

      *I was saying ''Boo-urns''...!*

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Месяц назад

    A pal of mine has described the Titanic site as “a fae trap for billionaires”, and I think it’s becoming more and more true.

  • @johnnygraves4118
    @johnnygraves4118 4 месяца назад +20

    God, Ohio is the worst. Why do they keep trying to compete with Flordia for most embarrassing

    • @Gabriel2005Gaming
      @Gabriel2005Gaming 4 месяца назад

      yeah

    • @Mrchair905
      @Mrchair905 4 месяца назад

      Oh buddy wait until you look up what alls happening in Texas, I’d say they take the cake for worst conservative state, Florida is definitely number two though. South Carolina, my home state, is quickly catching up. We’ve got a six week abortion ban and we are letting 18 year olds get handguns with no permit or testing.. I hate the Bible Belt.

  • @csnipper524
    @csnipper524 4 месяца назад

    Watching that canva video was actually physically painful. That's the stuff RUclips should be taking down.

  • @zazzleman
    @zazzleman 4 месяца назад +268

    Oh how I wished that billionaire was Musk.

    • @lindala2602
      @lindala2602 4 месяца назад +63

      He should do it to prove how great the cyber truck is

    • @tiajuanacoates4687
      @tiajuanacoates4687 4 месяца назад +20

      Yeah and it's a guaranteed he'd screw up in a deadly way.

    • @Disabled-person
      @Disabled-person 4 месяца назад

      Musk is too busy sinking to the bottom of a k-hole.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 4 месяца назад

      They're all kinda the same asshole with different bad fashion choices.

    • @sim.ulationkoyo
      @sim.ulationkoyo 4 месяца назад +24

      haha, EIon should try sky diving without a parachute.

  • @jimslim4227
    @jimslim4227 4 месяца назад

    "the right way to enjoy the ocean" is apparently in a tiny metal tube at the bottom where nothing lives and not the beach and beatiful reefs at the surface.

  • @Bigredmoon007
    @Bigredmoon007 4 месяца назад +43

    Trump gets booed? Not enough for me but I’ll take it for now 😂😂😂

  • @rudeboyjohn3483
    @rudeboyjohn3483 4 месяца назад

    "We dont train off your work...without your permission "
    Translates to "we hid that waiver in the TOs" or "but our 3rd party contractor does"

  • @Tortilla.Reform
    @Tortilla.Reform 4 месяца назад +28

    Doing my laundry at 5 am between two restaurant jobs and walking two dogs, watching the Canva “performance” really triggers the giggly delirium in fun and terrifying ways

  • @oddballlw
    @oddballlw 4 месяца назад

    Props for the 'Into Thin Air' mention. Fantastic book!

  • @goodlight4113
    @goodlight4113 4 месяца назад

    i can't even sit through that tech conference in one sitting. it's just too painful . i had to stop like 3 times

  • @titaniumteddybear
    @titaniumteddybear 4 месяца назад +18

    You want me to explain why the billionaires keep doing this stuff? Because I'm a psychologist so I might be able to. Basically, in order to be the head of a large corporation you have to be highly motivated to achieve or, as they say, "hungry". The problem is that once you can get basically anything you want there is nothing you can do to feed this endless hunger. Some becomes obsessed with maximizing the amount of money they have (I personally believe that this is a psychopathology similar to "hoarding"). Others become committed to constantly doing things that they've never done before; like the ones who go to Everest, then to space, then to the Titanic. A tiny handful eventually wrap around, realize it's all meaningless, and try to make the world better. Like I said: tiny minority. But from what I can see most billionaires experience some combination or variation of the first two.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 4 месяца назад

      Please tell me.
      What is so wrong about that?? Seriously, I don't get how the general public cant comprehend this. Do they ever put themselves in their(the billionaires) shoes. They will soon learn that life has become boring, because nothing normal can satisfy them anymore.
      It actually functions similar to when you get too tolerant to a drug and want something stronger.
      Not all billionaires are evil assholes.

    • @titaniumteddybear
      @titaniumteddybear 4 месяца назад

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Yeah, I specifically said that a small number use their wealth to make the world a better place. Those are the ones who aren't a-holes. See, if the billionaires getting richer was a good thing, or even a neutral thing, people wouldn't hate them. But the actions of the wealthy are deliberately preventing action on climate change, which is bad for everyone. Billionaires getting richer isn't a good thing. it's a bad thing. Because they are using that wealth to screw up everything for everyone.

    • @theninjacat7200
      @theninjacat7200 4 месяца назад

      Thanks. Very helpful info.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 3 месяца назад

      I whish they could popularize the idea of goving all wealth to the poor and start their career over again if they feel bored being at the top.

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint 4 месяца назад +1

    292k! Getting close to 300k!! Let's go!

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 4 месяца назад +29

    Thank you for cursing the rest of your audience with pregnant Clippy.
    I was already cursed

    • @liamturner1342
      @liamturner1342 4 месяца назад

      I'm scrolling through comments at the start of the video.
      I now fear for my sanity.

  • @jasonberning3230
    @jasonberning3230 4 месяца назад +4

    The fact he said "speaks wookiee " an not "speaks Shyriiwook" shows how much of a nerd he is not.

    • @Esty210
      @Esty210 3 месяца назад +1

      Underrated comment. I agree to comment. Comment needs reward. But still.... Booooo! lol

  • @welldonemovies
    @welldonemovies 4 месяца назад +44

    This is a mistake of titanic proportions.

    • @Khannea
      @Khannea 4 месяца назад +1

      DAD facebook was yours

  • @Mattakl
    @Mattakl 4 месяца назад +1

    Whenever someone at my job comes up with a Canva Presentation we all know it’s not going to work right and that it will be a pain in the ass. Most of the time we just convert it over to another format.

  • @grygierpeps
    @grygierpeps 4 месяца назад +18

    GUYS going down to the bottom of the ocean where the pressure can disintegrate you in milliseconds is perfectly SAFE

  • @JonnySpec
    @JonnySpec 4 месяца назад

    It sounds to me like this won't be a repeat of OceanGate.

  • @Roguerebel297
    @Roguerebel297 4 месяца назад +10

    If we keep feeding the titanic more billionaires it will appease the economy

  • @LeoP2008
    @LeoP2008 4 месяца назад +1

    In "defense" of Billionaire obsessions with submarines, you have to understand...yachts are are so passe and people can see the illegal crap you're doing on them. But under the sea?!? You can be as pretend cool as you want!!
    My childhood friend's dad is heavily considering buying a submarine (somehow) so I am QUITE familiar with the types who think this is a great idea. They aren't always as obnoxious as you'd expect but certainly pathetic and pitiful. Their allure wears off once you realize how lonely they are and find yourself wondering if they're undiagnosed for something.

  • @RykerDavis123
    @RykerDavis123 4 месяца назад +20

    PREGGO CLIPPY HAS HIT THE MAINSTREAM NEWS BOYS!

  • @buckythepunky
    @buckythepunky 4 месяца назад

    Once again, I really appreciate, you folks ability to make me laugh at all the insanity.

  • @XanderFields
    @XanderFields 4 месяца назад +10

    im not paying to go to the movie theater anymore shits way to expensive its like 100 for 2 people

  • @i-love-comountains3850
    @i-love-comountains3850 4 месяца назад

    I can't even be too mad, those lines were bars.

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 4 месяца назад +23

    What do you call a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean? Problem.
    What do you call 100 billionaires stuck at the bottom of the ocean? Problem.
    What do you call 10000 billionaires stuck at the bottom of the ocean? Problem.
    What do you call all the billionaires stuck at the bottom of the ocean? Problem solved.

    • @dsnodgrass4843
      @dsnodgrass4843 4 месяца назад +5

      *a good start.

    • @brynmisk
      @brynmisk 4 месяца назад

      How many billionaires do you think exist??

    • @urbanshadow777
      @urbanshadow777 4 месяца назад +1

      @@brynmisk too many

    • @urbanshadow777
      @urbanshadow777 4 месяца назад +1

      @@brynmisk hell one is too many

    • @brynmisk
      @brynmisk 4 месяца назад +1

      @@urbanshadow777 Fully agree. There is a strong argument that merely existing as a billionaire is inherently unethical.

  • @nonprofitfilmmaker3755
    @nonprofitfilmmaker3755 4 месяца назад

    Legitimately this was an insanely good episode. The commentary, the events, what a wild week

  • @LordAnorak
    @LordAnorak 4 месяца назад +10

    Triton Submarines are quite literally the de facto experts when it comes to deep sea submarines. The Triton 36000/2 has been down to the Challenger Deep numerous times, its maximum depth is classified as unlimited since it can reach the deepest part of the ocean with zero problems. And the Triton 4000/2 Abyssal Explorer that they'll be using is rated for up to 4000 meters (and those ratings tend to be conservative numbers to give plenty of safety). While the Titanic rests at a depth of 3800 meters (200 meters doesn't sound like a lot but it's a considerable distance vertically)

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 4 месяца назад

      In that case, they will follow or exceed DNV rules, and the dive will be uneventful.

  • @xQKUg9S
    @xQKUg9S 4 месяца назад +1

    That will be a perfect keynote if the company is Duder Mifflin

  • @sinistersam
    @sinistersam 4 месяца назад +14

    Living in the UK, your videos always post in the morning when I’m getting ready for work, it’s perfect timing.

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 4 месяца назад +1

      same! its literally like midnight over in california but thats great for europeans :)

  • @brianlawson3757
    @brianlawson3757 4 месяца назад +2

    That tech company stage performance makes me think some stuffy CEO stumbled upon an old episode of Roundhouse from Nickelodeon's vault and said, "Yeah! That's what we need to energize the kids to get on board!" LMFAO! I haven't thought about that show in the better part of a decade, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw that performance.

  • @sharimeline3077
    @sharimeline3077 4 месяца назад +8

    What? I thought that rap cadence was cringe back in the 90's when McDonald's was using it their cringe commercials. What on earth. How are they 30 years late to what would have been cringey even then.

  • @BooksInTheVoid
    @BooksInTheVoid 4 месяца назад

    The Canva thing brought me right back to the 90s. Sitting in the school assembly watching why Jackie should have looked both ways before she crossed the road in the form of a rap song.

  • @DerekLee688
    @DerekLee688 4 месяца назад +16

    Kyle must be the most common name among Boeing whistle blowers.

  • @mechamania
    @mechamania 4 месяца назад +2

    “They killed Kyle!”
    “You bastards!”

  • @ServalSign
    @ServalSign 4 месяца назад +4

    Watching that canva ad and it’s like “My name is Canva and I’m here to SAY”

  • @duffinthemuffin5792
    @duffinthemuffin5792 4 месяца назад

    It takes a lot to distill this concentration of cringe in one presentation