Something about an entity that acts more like a child not understanding the consequences of its actions is more unnerving than one that's just straight up evil
The way it just refuses to answer questions didn't give me that vibe, I feel like it knows what it's doing but it is just incapable of stopping and can't even fathom the idea of doing so
@@Irish_Enderman Yeah. It's well aware it's killing these people but doesn't understand the concept of doing anything else. I still think it could be possible to get it to consider the possibility if one understood it's childlike-ness and were very patient.
@@stacki1040 maybe but it'd be near impossible, it genuinely seemed incapable of even considering doing anything other than chasing down targets and killing them
@@Irish_Endermanagreed, it definitely doesn’t seem like a lack of understanding of the consequences or of WHAT it’s doing exactly, but a lack of understanding of having another purpose or a “why” as to why it would or would not kill. it’s just doing what it’s doing, and knows how it’s doing that. a child on the other hand might see the action they’ve done and the consequence of the action as two separate things. the entity entirely knows the cause and effect, so it’s not a child-like circumstance. so i don’t think you could reason with it just through patience and careful explanation.
as soon as i saw the title i was hoping so badly you would cover the egg that kills you for no reason. one of the funniest scps ever thank you for reading it
Its me - i was the person saying 'gosh darn it i wish that sexy mustached jeff fella with the great reading voice would make more scp content' and now im ecstatic 🎉
I love how you go "oh this content takes less time to make so i can go to holiday for a couple weeks sorry" only for this to have more production value than 90% of youtubers lmao ily mans
YESSS im so glad we’re getting more of this type of video !! the voice acting is actually incredible, especially given that i don’t think jeff has said he considers himself a voice actor, and the editing choices are all IMMACULATE, both audio and video. i appreciate that the editor has been given credit & is part of the name of the new channel ! y’all are a dream team fr, keep up the good work!
I'm calling it now, the one SCP I know takes place in Ireland will be in this, the chicken people who spit up eggs until they fil the room to capacity.
EDIT: these edits are great, Veeti. Thank you All these fuckin Euclid and Keter SCPs bum me out. Yes what if someone was brutally murdered, and there was nothing anyone could do, but this time, it's by the balloon from IT. Not by IT, just an intangible floating kid-voiced balloon. Egg shaped. I long for something like "This butter knife is too long." And at first that sounds terrible, but it's based on the length of what the person holding it considers too long, so it can vary from a few centimeters deviation to a Butter Sword, and containment is because one time someone grabbed it in the break room and the resulting knife burst through to an upper floor. It needs to be contained, it's dangerous, it probably has killed people, but it's something to think on.
4162 reminds me of the Howlers in Animorphs book #26 The Attack. They are assassin type of aliens under the control of a larger, god-like alien. The god-like alien made it so the Howlers have the minds of playful children. Massacring other aliens with their weapons & claws is all a game to them. Animorphs is deeper than it appears to be.
Another lovely SCP vacation video! Once you get back, a small note: Some timestamps are WAY off of when the subjects actually start and end. SCP Big-EGG actually starts at 18:20 and not 9:51, etc. I think you might have imported the timestamps from the J&V six-scip version.
i've been obsessively rewatching your videos while i work for weeks now and i was thinking "ah yes, today would be the perfect day for a new j. effiot video to drop" so thanks for reading my thoughts! cool one baldie
Just finished the first story and felt the voice work was overall excellent. Your non-British accent still came through on the British guy a little bit (the second target), but 4162's voice was perfect. Friendly and menacing at the same time. It really reminded me of Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls, except innocent.
I am actually pissed off about the SCP-1550 entry. It states that it is not known if there is any kind of ”base-form” for the animal. Yet no mention of what environment the potrayed animal in the packaging would correspond to - that could be a good starting point to detail and add to the record. Because, when describing the variations, the researchers VERY CLEARLY had such a ”base form” in mind, as a base for comparisons. They mention adaptations concerning ”limbs” and ”tail” like these would make any sense without some base of comparison. Oh the seawater specimen has limbs? How many were there overall? Are they bilaterally symmetric? And gills behind its neck, uh huh? Say, does that neck also contain a spine? From gills we can also deduce it has a circulatory system of some kind of blood, a thing not all animals have. Given it goes through a metamorphoses from egg to larvae to adult form, it could be an insect, and the researcher reading this file has NOTHING BEYOND CONTEXT CLUES to figure that out. We are only given the kindom (animalia, or animals) and despite the range for”length” of an animal varying from 1mm to 30 meters, ”few centimeters taller than the other experiments” is seen as a sensible thing to say. How tall were the others? Just animal-sized? Did they all have the same number of hearts? Did they all have the same number of eyes? How did you deduct the speciments were all sterile? Was that just written in the packages instructions or something? I don’t know if the mistake was intentional to keep the reader quessing but I just can’t get over how unimaginably unprofessional these reports are. An outside researcher reading this filing would have to suspect some memetic effect or straight up infohazard was taking place and the whole team studying the anomaly was unwittingly infected. How else could a research site ever publish so ridiculous filing? Clearly all levels of management, command and control of this site have been compromised, as none of them managed to point out how some shared but undetailed platonic ideal of this species was used when writing these reports, and they make no sense for reader that has never interacted with the anomaly. Writing a report this bad runs a risk of having you and all your collegues summarily executed by the cognitohazard task force. This could easily result in the local evening news reporting on a mysterious fertiliser plant blowing up in an industrial accident.
Call me an egg the way i have repressed thoughts and feelings I refuse to work through edit: i have actually been out as trans for a year but the joke still stands
4162 is a lot like Notorious Big from Jojo, especially the way it goes after the fastest moving thing. Not to mention the intangibility and the fact it’s in the ocean which is where Bruno’s gang left it. Might be a subtle reference.
Hay Jeff I know a topic you’d love, you should check out the game control it has some really cool mysteries and the objects all have files on them like scp does it’s definitely worth checking out and you might discover something we missed in the community the game also has a great story
OMG Jeff!! You got me into the SCP Foundation with your earlier videos, so I'm so excited you made another. Thank you!!! Edit: I commented this before watching and omg A WHOLE NEW SCP CHANNEL my year is made
Dude, that box looks incredible! I modify pocket knives, so I don't really make anything, but I know what it takes just to mod something, & one of my best friends is a great woodworker. Something like that, as well-made as is it, can't be too quick of a project, especially with that level of fit & finish. I don't collect vinyl or anything, but that would be the coolest box I've ever owned. Impressive, I'll check them out! Also, I subbed to the J&V channel, & also Big egg.
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Missed opportunity to make the three videos rhyme: SCPs that made me cry, SCPs that are just some guy, and SCPs that you can fry.
what do you mean they do egg geg creg
i creg myself to sleep
Maybe it's gonna be a limerick
Kinda limiting, after a while you're making SCPs that belong in a pigsty
I think I love you.
there's 2 things that I learned from this video:
1- Big
2- Egg
big egg?
@@Zectifin big egg
What manner of big is this egg?
Edit: Big
2nd edit: Egg
Big egg, yes. But also Big? Eggsquisitely Big egg indeed!
Egg. Big, even
Something about an entity that acts more like a child not understanding the consequences of its actions is more unnerving than one that's just straight up evil
The way it just refuses to answer questions didn't give me that vibe, I feel like it knows what it's doing but it is just incapable of stopping and can't even fathom the idea of doing so
@@Irish_Enderman Yeah. It's well aware it's killing these people but doesn't understand the concept of doing anything else. I still think it could be possible to get it to consider the possibility if one understood it's childlike-ness and were very patient.
@@stacki1040 maybe but it'd be near impossible, it genuinely seemed incapable of even considering doing anything other than chasing down targets and killing them
@@Irish_Endermanagreed, it definitely doesn’t seem like a lack of understanding of the consequences or of WHAT it’s doing exactly, but a lack of understanding of having another purpose or a “why” as to why it would or would not kill. it’s just doing what it’s doing, and knows how it’s doing that. a child on the other hand might see the action they’ve done and the consequence of the action as two separate things. the entity entirely knows the cause and effect, so it’s not a child-like circumstance. so i don’t think you could reason with it just through patience and careful explanation.
8:09 oh my god dr spencer you can't just ask people where they "orginally" came from
as soon as i saw the title i was hoping so badly you would cover the egg that kills you for no reason. one of the funniest scps ever thank you for reading it
I don’t know how you pulled it off, but 4162’s voice is oddly adorable. I love it, the murdering little psychopath.
“…in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except big and egg.” -Benjamin Franklin
The best part of Big Egg was when it said "IT'S BIG EGGIN' TIME" and Big Egged' all over those guys.
Its me - i was the person saying 'gosh darn it i wish that sexy mustached jeff fella with the great reading voice would make more scp content' and now im ecstatic 🎉
Man this big was such a good egg. Big egg.
Enjoy your summer vacation... Bc it's gonna be a long winter, Papa!
"Expert on ghoul, goblin & skelton"
Video is about eggs
Yeah, this man is fully qualified to talk about this
I really enjoyed your voicework on 4162, it's exactly like what I would have imagined. It's half hilarious and half infuriating.
The visuals in this one were so well done! Loved the stylization on the ads that y’all put together!!!
The ads were perfect
This video was twice as big and four times as egg as I eggspected.
E G G
Love the voice you did for the first egg. Was perfect.
Profile picture checks out...
🥚
🍳
🔥
I love how you go "oh this content takes less time to make so i can go to holiday for a couple weeks sorry" only for this to have more production value than 90% of youtubers lmao ily mans
me this afternoon: scps are boring and i don't care
me now: big egg
Words cannot describe how excited i am for Ghost Guys Ep. 2.
Can't believe you got sponsored by a box btw
YES AND YES LMAO
Ayyyyy welcome to the SCP RUclips Community proper! 🫡
comegg for the eggorithm
YESSS im so glad we’re getting more of this type of video !! the voice acting is actually incredible, especially given that i don’t think jeff has said he considers himself a voice actor, and the editing choices are all IMMACULATE, both audio and video. i appreciate that the editor has been given credit & is part of the name of the new channel ! y’all are a dream team fr, keep up the good work!
I love the voices, even the Goofy ones. It adds to the whole feel so much. Love your work!
P.s. Big Egg
Was SO SURE Jeff made the Egg video just because he shaved his head in the last one 😂 Big. EGG.
It's gonna be a loooong winter, Big egg.
9:22 egg!Jeffiot yelps. I have repeated this multiple times
Respect for committing to the egg theme in all including hairstyle
I'm calling it now, the one SCP I know takes place in Ireland will be in this, the chicken people who spit up eggs until they fil the room to capacity.
Damnit I was wrong
The gards wouldnt let him post it, they work for the foundation.
EDIT: these edits are great, Veeti. Thank you
All these fuckin Euclid and Keter SCPs bum me out.
Yes what if someone was brutally murdered, and there was nothing anyone could do, but this time, it's by the balloon from IT. Not by IT, just an intangible floating kid-voiced balloon. Egg shaped.
I long for something like "This butter knife is too long." And at first that sounds terrible, but it's based on the length of what the person holding it considers too long, so it can vary from a few centimeters deviation to a Butter Sword, and containment is because one time someone grabbed it in the break room and the resulting knife burst through to an upper floor.
It needs to be contained, it's dangerous, it probably has killed people, but it's something to think on.
I feel like Big Egg is one of the Mr series. Just, a more mental fuckery filled Mr.
4162 reminds me of the Howlers in Animorphs book #26 The Attack. They are assassin type of aliens under the control of a larger, god-like alien. The god-like alien made it so the Howlers have the minds of playful children. Massacring other aliens with their weapons & claws is all a game to them. Animorphs is deeper than it appears to be.
this really Big my Egg
Really excited to see you starting an SCP focused channel (as someone who has written over 40, I am inherently biased) but also because it's fun!
Your voice for the first egg was phenomenal
Jeffiot has begun his anomolyous transformation into Anthony Fantano
i pause for every little on screen joke in a jeffiot video and they're always beyond worth it
Your egg is okay Jeffiot don’t worry ‘bout it
eggcactly the kind of scp video i need for the evening
Very excited for the new channel!
We definitely need a video of other Wondertainment products.
I was actually thinking, like a day or two ago, that I wanted to hear you read some more scp stories. What great timing!
my boss said I couldn't go home just to watch Jeffiot's new drop, so I dropped my job and he watched me walk
I love Big egg because thats basically the thought me and a friend had making a joke about an SCP that does that sort of thing, Big egg.
Big egg!
Another lovely SCP vacation video! Once you get back, a small note: Some timestamps are WAY off of when the subjects actually start and end. SCP Big-EGG actually starts at 18:20 and not 9:51, etc. I think you might have imported the timestamps from the J&V six-scip version.
Big fan of your personalized wojak in the thumbnail
i've been obsessively rewatching your videos while i work for weeks now and i was thinking "ah yes, today would be the perfect day for a new j. effiot video to drop" so thanks for reading my thoughts! cool one baldie
1:30 lets fucking gooooooo!!!
mature egg in my local area.
Big egg
Just finished the first story and felt the voice work was overall excellent. Your non-British accent still came through on the British guy a little bit (the second target), but 4162's voice was perfect. Friendly and menacing at the same time. It really reminded me of Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls, except innocent.
I love that the custom pet eggs say they come pre-fixed as a callback to the description saying the adult instances are sterile, that's great
Excited abt the new channel!! These are great company at work.
had a big time watching this egg!
It’s Going To Be A Long Winter, Papa©️!
Yessss! I’ve been waiting for another video! I love your storytelling! Appreciate your hard work!
SCP-Big Egg has changed my life irreparably
never did i expect to be advertised a wooden box
Big Egg
I needed this hair growth progression, and also some scp content so ty! \o/
0:27 hoping that she turns around and shows her eggs
0:37 😂
I am actually pissed off about the SCP-1550 entry. It states that it is not known if there is any kind of ”base-form” for the animal. Yet no mention of what environment the potrayed animal in the packaging would correspond to - that could be a good starting point to detail and add to the record.
Because, when describing the variations, the researchers VERY CLEARLY had such a ”base form” in mind, as a base for comparisons. They mention adaptations concerning ”limbs” and ”tail” like these would make any sense without some base of comparison.
Oh the seawater specimen has limbs? How many were there overall? Are they bilaterally symmetric? And gills behind its neck, uh huh? Say, does that neck also contain a spine? From gills we can also deduce it has a circulatory system of some kind of blood, a thing not all animals have.
Given it goes through a metamorphoses from egg to larvae to adult form, it could be an insect, and the researcher reading this file has NOTHING BEYOND CONTEXT CLUES to figure that out.
We are only given the kindom (animalia, or animals) and despite the range for”length” of an animal varying from 1mm to 30 meters, ”few centimeters taller than the other experiments” is seen as a sensible thing to say. How tall were the others? Just animal-sized? Did they all have the same number of hearts? Did they all have the same number of eyes? How did you deduct the speciments were all sterile? Was that just written in the packages instructions or something?
I don’t know if the mistake was intentional to keep the reader quessing but I just can’t get over how unimaginably unprofessional these reports are.
An outside researcher reading this filing would have to suspect some memetic effect or straight up infohazard was taking place and the whole team studying the anomaly was unwittingly infected. How else could a research site ever publish so ridiculous filing? Clearly all levels of management, command and control of this site have been compromised, as none of them managed to point out how some shared but undetailed platonic ideal of this species was used when writing these reports, and they make no sense for reader that has never interacted with the anomaly.
Writing a report this bad runs a risk of having you and all your collegues summarily executed by the cognitohazard task force. This could easily result in the local evening news reporting on a mysterious fertiliser plant blowing up in an industrial accident.
egg egg egg egg! egg nye the science egg
Big Egg the Big ol Egg
Call me an egg the way i have repressed thoughts and feelings I refuse to work through
edit: i have actually been out as trans for a year but the joke still stands
Okay egg.
Egg.
Hi Egg. You can do it!
😅
too real
Thank you for offering me (4) egg(s) in this trying time.
Oh heck yeah. Always a great day when I see a new Jeffiot video posted. PLUS a new channel too this time! Subbed already!
Big Egg.
1550 is one of my favourites! i like your SCP videos im glad you decided to make another channel. good vid!
big egg.
now this is the 4am youtube reccomendation i wanna SEE
Happy to see that I'm not the only one who fucked up his hair recently
As soon as I saw the video title I thought about the egg that just kills you and I was not disappointed. I'm also thrilled about the new channel!
Very egg-cited
Egg-cellent
Oh nice I just watched your SCP videos yesterday and was hoping another one was soon!
4162 is a lot like Notorious Big from Jojo, especially the way it goes after the fastest moving thing. Not to mention the intangibility and the fact it’s in the ocean which is where Bruno’s gang left it. Might be a subtle reference.
Girlypop SCP Summer is back (crying and screaming)
eggcp
Jeff talking about summer and everyone enjoying it: 🎉
Me in Australia freezing: 🥶
This is so egg
I don’t know what I was expecting for an addendum to the non-sapient humans hatching from eggs but that was NOT it.
I love it
11:32 "But why?! Jesus, fuck!"
I don't know why but I am now convinced that Danny Devito is an SCP
I mean you’re right tho
Hay Jeff I know a topic you’d love, you should check out the game control it has some really cool mysteries and the objects all have files on them like scp does it’s definitely worth checking out and you might discover something we missed in the community the game also has a great story
How did you know!!! All I've been asking myself is, "Wow, I sure did wish that jeff would make more scp video's!"
Finally, something to listen to while crossstitching! Happy holiday, Jeffiot.
Even his head is now egg
E G G 🥚
Small egg
OMG Jeff!! You got me into the SCP Foundation with your earlier videos, so I'm so excited you made another. Thank you!!! Edit: I commented this before watching and omg A WHOLE NEW SCP CHANNEL my year is made
This is the yearly scp video? Yay. I found your channel this year I think and already watched all the others :D
Nice. Egg.
This will be eggcelent
This channel deserves so much more recognition. It's fucking criminal. 😭
19:51 Mr Quaker Hot Oatmeal with brown sugar
"Mild yet big" is my new favorite descriptor.
Dude, that box looks incredible! I modify pocket knives, so I don't really make anything, but I know what it takes just to mod something, & one of my best friends is a great woodworker. Something like that, as well-made as is it, can't be too quick of a project, especially with that level of fit & finish.
I don't collect vinyl or anything, but that would be the coolest box I've ever owned. Impressive, I'll check them out!
Also, I subbed to the J&V channel, & also Big egg.
egg
Very nice visuals!
God dang this channel is so good
Got a new thematic haircut too!!! :D
I LOVED your voice for the first SCP