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  • @nathancole641
    @nathancole641 11 лет назад +37

    When I get stranded on an island and have a match, I'm going to be like, "Man, I completely do not regret watching that video now."

    • @topadoku
      @topadoku Год назад

      But what are you gonna do with that match? Burn a tree?

  • @Mattraction513
    @Mattraction513 9 лет назад +217

    Anybody else like the smell of matches or am I just weird as hell

    • @leomletas3561
      @leomletas3561 9 лет назад +7

      I do but all of my family members hate it

    • @hirmuli7022
      @hirmuli7022 8 лет назад +1

      +Trey Thompson we are weird.

    • @Redmongames
      @Redmongames 8 лет назад +2

      I Like it but i am in love with fire soooooooooo......

    • @nathanieldonald6717
      @nathanieldonald6717 8 лет назад

      +OMGitsKARKAT same im a firebug to

    • @brandon-eg5iu
      @brandon-eg5iu 8 лет назад

      I FUCKING LOVE FIRE

  • @TJChagas
    @TJChagas 8 лет назад +88

    Do 3 of that ways with a non strike anywhere match and i'll give you respect. You know, because those are... strike... ANYwhere...

  • @W0RLD4tW4R2150
    @W0RLD4tW4R2150 11 лет назад

    how to be a good pyro

  • @Css0897
    @Css0897 11 лет назад +13

    Damn, I wish I could light a match by striking it on pure darkness.

  • @Bloomy215
    @Bloomy215 10 лет назад +61

    Gotta love strike anywhere matches

    • @CookiesUnleashed
      @CookiesUnleashed 10 лет назад +3

      Gotta agree. I'm such a pyromaniac.

    • @TheRandomVedioDudes123
      @TheRandomVedioDudes123 9 лет назад +1

      CookiesUnleashed I want to have it but my mom says its usless and u can just strik on the box (what if u dont have the box?)

    • @CookiesUnleashed
      @CookiesUnleashed 9 лет назад +1

      jonghui lee
      Exactly. Firecrotch is much more effective.

    • @emilygarfinkel4112
      @emilygarfinkel4112 9 лет назад

      CookiesUnleashed i tried and it just broke the red tip off and now most of my matches are dead

    • @CookiesUnleashed
      @CookiesUnleashed 9 лет назад

      Emily Garfinkel
      really? woah. try different pants

  • @peanutwaffle17
    @peanutwaffle17 11 лет назад +9

    Thanks just straight to the point you didn't take long like others

  • @coopercorey9690
    @coopercorey9690 5 лет назад +5

    This guy is a legend

  • @Shadowirit
    @Shadowirit 11 лет назад +15

    Okay, I'll admit it.. The fingernail was impressive.

  • @janewilsjane84
    @janewilsjane84 10 лет назад

    When we were kids, we used to strike matches on our Levi's jeans. The denim as a lot rougher in those days.

  • @ryancortese1456
    @ryancortese1456 8 лет назад +15

    That was lit

  • @JulesHitsDrums
    @JulesHitsDrums 11 лет назад

    Why is this only the best video ive ever seen?!?!??!

  • @anttwonwhite8116
    @anttwonwhite8116 9 лет назад +5

    He said in the description they are strike anywhere matches. You people need to learn how to read.

  • @ZIDZILA900
    @ZIDZILA900 8 лет назад +6

    you're missing 18 xD

  • @pablofuentes4940
    @pablofuentes4940 9 лет назад +12

    Where is the number 18?

  • @gingersnap3213
    @gingersnap3213 7 лет назад +2

    this kid is going places

  • @JayDeeGamer
    @JayDeeGamer 10 лет назад +8

    Strike Anywhere Matches

  • @sssubtle
    @sssubtle 11 лет назад

    This is the best thing in the history of ever

  • @SvG_NAZ0
    @SvG_NAZ0 10 лет назад +19

    Those are the one where can strike on any surface -.-

  • @TheTorbert
    @TheTorbert 11 лет назад

    I liked the first one!

  • @Stephankerby
    @Stephankerby 9 лет назад +3

    They are strike anywhere matches??? Not helpful

  • @user-gf4ll3hy6h
    @user-gf4ll3hy6h 10 лет назад

    the trick with the nail and the last one with the took are awesome!!!there are more usefull!!!

  • @ryanballon8305
    @ryanballon8305 10 лет назад +5

    This guy is nasty with matches.

  • @Paintbullits
    @Paintbullits 11 лет назад

    i have the same brand of strike anywhere matches but they wont light. on occasion i can get one to light on the striker on the box but other than that nothing. any ideas why?

  • @Pinkey-bo1my
    @Pinkey-bo1my 8 лет назад +8

    This channel is called "Useless How To" for a reason.

    • @Pinkey-bo1my
      @Pinkey-bo1my 8 лет назад +1

      Look at the name of this channel

  • @Kazza4996
    @Kazza4996 12 лет назад

    I like the pants one!

  • @manuls23
    @manuls23 8 лет назад +3

    Tried at least 5 different ways none of them worked :(

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey 12 лет назад

    Amazing! try it without doing anything or go to space and throw it there!

  • @gabrielbesharro9154
    @gabrielbesharro9154 9 лет назад +9

    This are strike anywhere matches

    • @austinb3758
      @austinb3758 9 лет назад +1

      I know right

    • @austinb3758
      @austinb3758 9 лет назад +1

      I know right

    • @jackcann4772
      @jackcann4772 9 лет назад +1

      How's that possible?

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Cann one contains sulphur, other one - phosphorous. One has 31, other one 32 electrons. Assume one force acting upon it, for instance pressure. At a close up you wouldn't be able to distinct between the two within probably a few good layers of atoms. Then, once acted upon with the Newton's first law, on that nuclear level a lot of electrons are being torn apart and mixed up in an exchange-like soup. And that soup evaporates itself into air and you call it smoke. Smoke turns out to be less "in weight" than oxygen, so it flies upwards. That molecule you inhale in size is smaller or equal in size with the receptors in your nostrils. By increasing the ratio between (two varieties of Silicon) powdered glass and red Phosphorous, which both have less electrons on the outer shell than phosphorous alone to be stable, they contribute a little to the soup due to similarity in their relative visual configurations. Hence, you have to add more of both by a dip and you'll have two similarly thick layers of same substance acting upon itself under a relatively high pressure creating what we call an effect of friction. This whole "turmoil of red phosphorous in action" is called "the white phosphorous". White phosphorous "weights" more than oxygen (at it's usual). It is "thicker" to solid than oxygen and it's never at an inactive or passive state. Heat radiated from the Sun transfers it's energy both through light and through temperature you feel when you expose your body to it. Our atmosphere warms up and cools down producing ripples in an otherwise docile piece of rock. So I'd say that on a cold distant planet that's floating without it's parent star, due the disintegration of it's parent Red Giant star, you couldn't light up that match. Now to find a planet that has enough gravity to hold all the oxygen on it after the disappearance of the magnetic force of the planet to test it out. Or in a lab probably.
      They use aspen tree soaked in two liquids, one makes the flame go slower, the other prevents you from dying in large numbers of it's toxic fumes.

    • @gigipeaches2483
      @gigipeaches2483 7 лет назад

      Maksims Ivanovs nerd

  • @velvetmidnight9535
    @velvetmidnight9535 7 лет назад +1

    What kinda matches do you buy. None or these work from how hard or light so slow and fast I do it

  • @thelastemperor999
    @thelastemperor999 11 лет назад

    what is this match mayve get light from the water

  • @FreshestSkater
    @FreshestSkater 12 лет назад

    thank you for pointing that out

  • @gavocrazy
    @gavocrazy 11 лет назад

    Ooooooo, badass over here bought a pack of strike anywhere matches, everybody WATCH OUT!

  • @Carlee2369
    @Carlee2369 11 лет назад

    Yes, this is exactly why. My lighter stopped working, found some matches, but not the box, and I can't light these matches for the life of me. & I already have a nice bowl packed.

  • @user-ee8tn9iq8f
    @user-ee8tn9iq8f 12 лет назад

    the tooth one and the finger nail was my fav

  • @MrDave13371337
    @MrDave13371337 12 лет назад

    Strike anywhere matches are hard bro. super fantastic

  • @DONTBEHAT1NG
    @DONTBEHAT1NG 11 лет назад

    #24, Darkness...
    What a great video.
    Now try brightness!

  • @MahNamezSketchy
    @MahNamezSketchy 12 лет назад

    the spoon one you went off the spoon and struck it on the ground but all the other ones were sick

  • @Oruc709
    @Oruc709 11 лет назад

    That white stripe on the tile was already there because of the earlier tries on the tile in the beginning.

  • @WaLsHxx31
    @WaLsHxx31 12 лет назад

    *Pauses video.
    *Grabs a box of matches.
    *Comes back.
    *Presses play.

  • @CaliforniaKid413
    @CaliforniaKid413 12 лет назад

    lighting a match with another match is pretty badass

  • @KayeZZ1
    @KayeZZ1 11 лет назад

    this was actually pretty funny

  • @Brooklyn149isGOLD
    @Brooklyn149isGOLD 12 лет назад

    The fingernail part was kewl xD

  • @camdena1026
    @camdena1026 9 лет назад +2

    THERE THE OLD FASHIONED MATCHES, SO THEY LIGHT ANY WERE!!🔥

  • @RevFrUncleRuckus
    @RevFrUncleRuckus 12 лет назад

    Stew and darkness were hilarious

  • @Joeistheking
    @Joeistheking 11 лет назад

    my favs were stew and firecrotch!

  • @ben_nerf_lego
    @ben_nerf_lego 9 месяцев назад

    The matches we get in the uk only works with the box because it is safety matches not strike anywhere

  • @YummehPyroFlakes
    @YummehPyroFlakes 11 лет назад

    Wo hast du die steicher her? Giebt nur die zu kaufrn mit reibefläche

  • @cloudninewaxco
    @cloudninewaxco 12 лет назад

    what brand of matches do you need? because ive tryed everything with my matches and it just dont work

  • @Carnielson
    @Carnielson 4 месяца назад

    12 years have passed, and I still haven't figured out how he lit the match through his teeth

  • @toasterlul
    @toasterlul 8 лет назад

    People those matches are hard af to light on anything but sand paper. The fact he lit it off his nail/tooth is pretty crazy

    • @appleson326
      @appleson326 8 лет назад +1

      read the description, smart guy.

    • @toasterlul
      @toasterlul 8 лет назад

      whats your point, dumb ass

  • @ZyrFPS_
    @ZyrFPS_ 11 лет назад

    #19 i gotta say... its a badass, maybe if someone asks you if you have a lighter for cig, you'll be like "i got your back"

  • @GeofDumas
    @GeofDumas 11 лет назад

    Strike anywhere matches. So, a list of 25 things.
    I did find "another match" creative, so that's something.

  • @obiwanfisher537
    @obiwanfisher537 10 лет назад

    I have those strike anywheres called "cowboy matches" and I cant do the thumb one! How did you do that? Or are my ones just very cheap and shitty?

  • @Nia-vi7cd
    @Nia-vi7cd 8 лет назад +2

    LOOK.
    IN.
    THE.
    DESCRIPTION.
    CAN.
    YA'LL.
    READ?!
    It says "25 DIFFERENT WAYS to light a match" GEEZ PEOPLE

  • @TheStarbuff
    @TheStarbuff 11 лет назад

    thats why there called strike anywhere matches!!! :DDD

  • @Garibaldi1
    @Garibaldi1 Месяц назад

    The stew was my fav

  • @jakerz96able
    @jakerz96able 12 лет назад

    Yeaaah toonie! Yay for Canadian! haha

  • @SuperSixTeam
    @SuperSixTeam 11 лет назад

    I can do the one with the teeth! Thanks for sharing other ways :D

  • @StaticB1u
    @StaticB1u 11 лет назад

    It didn't say 25 matches lighted, but 25 ways. You can learn that you can light a match with another, so hidden in the text is that it applies to both.

  • @VialAeterna
    @VialAeterna 11 лет назад

    But both of the matches are technically in the same act with same roles, therefor that's just one way to light up a match. OP still owes us one more method.

  • @bin1127
    @bin1127 8 лет назад

    So that means there's a trick to lighting a match successfully. I wished the video explained just what that was.

  • @Scalik
    @Scalik 12 лет назад

    Funny how YOU had the same idea After Me!

  • @Bob20679
    @Bob20679 11 лет назад

    step 1:get a matchstick
    step 2:attempt to light it with your teeth
    step 3:break your tooth
    step 4:start crying your eyeballs out

  • @MatchaSrgl
    @MatchaSrgl 11 лет назад

    The fingernail one is to trick peasants into thinking you're a wizard.

  • @ShootingStarFromDeepSpace
    @ShootingStarFromDeepSpace 8 лет назад

    I laughed every time he lighted the match 😂👏👌🔥

  • @sydneyharris6393
    @sydneyharris6393 11 лет назад

    they were light anywhere matches.. not safety matches.. but still cool though!!! never thought of any of thos places!!

  • @camdoyle7469
    @camdoyle7469 11 лет назад

    if you look again at way #23, you may notice he lit the match off the tile and not the spoon.

  • @ermahgerdmcferd6939
    @ermahgerdmcferd6939 11 лет назад

    Wow those are some awesome matches thumbs up if u know what kind they are

  • @WiNktub
    @WiNktub 11 лет назад

    Those are good matches

  • @YouDontGetToSeeMyEmail
    @YouDontGetToSeeMyEmail 11 лет назад

    The end scared me I thought it was over. o-o

  • @Hawokki
    @Hawokki 11 лет назад

    In Finland, we don't have those unsafe matches. We only got some safety shit matches that light up only with the box

  • @VictoryBruins
    @VictoryBruins 11 лет назад

    You have mastered fire!

  • @martinsvard89
    @martinsvard89 12 лет назад

    The pant zipper one was fucking EPIC!

  • @mkabukha1
    @mkabukha1 11 лет назад

    All he did was shave off the part of the strike part of the matchbox and made a coating to cover the match head. That way you can strike on any surface by applying a little bit of pressure. If you want to fire proof them then put a little wax over them and let dry.

  • @aShortBusWarrior
    @aShortBusWarrior 12 лет назад

    sick video coming from canada

  • @jynsnmig
    @jynsnmig 8 лет назад

    Thumbs up for the toonie! #canada

  • @BitchPleeaassee
    @BitchPleeaassee 8 лет назад

    Damn I have the same matches and can only manage to light it on another match

  • @electronisse
    @electronisse 11 лет назад

    what if my matches doesnt have a white tip?

  • @TheFlex55
    @TheFlex55 11 лет назад

    In Turkey; Match lightes you in 25 diffrent ways.

  • @hellhound666ization
    @hellhound666ization 11 лет назад

    Good show!

  • @rudyortiz472
    @rudyortiz472 10 лет назад

    the pants zipper shit better work, trying to toke up right now but only got one match and no match box to strike on.

  • @saumitrashrivastava7372
    @saumitrashrivastava7372 11 лет назад

    Toilet seat, zip and the tooth were the best.

  • @xxxbahbooshkahxxx7889
    @xxxbahbooshkahxxx7889 8 лет назад

    Strike anywhere matches Genius🤓

  • @CrazyFor2D
    @CrazyFor2D 11 лет назад

    I like how you keep macaroni in a jar

  • @saiteja911
    @saiteja911 11 лет назад

    what match box r u using?

  • @smithster1166
    @smithster1166 12 лет назад

    what brand did you use and what is your technique i wanna do this

  • @jordantriggs7782
    @jordantriggs7782 11 лет назад

    19. Pro status achieved. xD

  • @dr.rongoldstein1633
    @dr.rongoldstein1633 10 лет назад

    That was great !! Thanks
    Oh, how about a butt light. LOL

  • @Haku1234567890
    @Haku1234567890 12 лет назад

    I get it.. Strike anywhere matches

  • @bradentanner1912
    @bradentanner1912 10 лет назад

    I find it amusing that people are so angry that he was using strike anywhere matches. Isn't it obvious that you would have to use strike anywhere for any of those to work?

  • @masoomahaji7817
    @masoomahaji7817 11 лет назад

    true man!!
    tried it everywhere but failed.

  • @bobittio11
    @bobittio11 11 лет назад

    i believe the expression you looking for its the "Einstein" one but close, keep up the good work and you might get it one day kiddo :)

  • @BenMotivated
    @BenMotivated 11 лет назад

    they're strike anywhere matches

  • @Mrman2242
    @Mrman2242 10 лет назад

    this was amusing

  • @RacerGod
    @RacerGod 11 лет назад

    Those matches with the white tips light anywhere. They are for camping.

  • @TheDemonPowder
    @TheDemonPowder 11 лет назад

    It's not fake. They're just strike anywhere matches. They're just showing all the ways you can light one.

  • @vickmic
    @vickmic 9 лет назад

    is this strike anywere matches??

  • @senortigre04
    @senortigre04 12 лет назад

    i don't get #1
    i think this guy's taken me for a ride

  • @xiCoNicxSiNsx
    @xiCoNicxSiNsx 12 лет назад

    Its those matches where u can light them on anything.