Dude is soooooo fucking creative. No PC about it, and it's fantastic. He can go too far. Def has some stuff that just hurts me to hear, but still super creative. Also going to his own VIP ring of hell.
🎵If I could be a superhero, I'd be Captain Vaccine. I'd force everyone to get all their shots, from rabies to COVID-19! Oh, I'd keep them protected from mumps and the flu, the measles and tetanus; chickenpox, too! I'd make this whole darn world that much more clean...'cause I'd be Captain Vaccine!🎵
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Yes! This is the version we used to listen to back when we were like, 13
These are the superheroes our world really needs.
The eleven dislikes were criminals caught trying to lie, the people who did drugs, the immigrants, and bob.
Philosopher it was all bob
who's the rest 10? bob's accounts?
100% Bob accounts confirmed.
I think there's more to this song than meets the eye change Justice guy to just this guy.... O_O
This is a song i never knew I needed in my life until now...
Best version out there! 🙌
I Love Stephen Lynch So Much.! He Never Fails To Make Me Laugh. :D
Thank u for this. It's the only legit copy from his best special. The rest are from years later that just aren't as original
GOSH DARN IT, BOB!
"Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job to run off to f---ing hawaii with some doctor named bob" X3 im laughing so much
Especially Bob >:(
They should make a movie or TV-show about the superheroes mentioned in this song.
I'd definitely watch that.
Dude is soooooo fucking creative. No PC about it, and it's fantastic. He can go too far. Def has some stuff that just hurts me to hear, but still super creative. Also going to his own VIP ring of hell.
Awesome man
I forgot all about this song! I heard it once before (maybe in one of his Comedy Central specials), but it slipped my mind.
finally a Stephen Lynch song to the kids
He doesnt know who he is, obviously. I am ALREADY Awesome Man.
awsome vid
'Awesome Man'? Who are you; Prussia?
27 dislikers are Bob XD
1 of the 11 people who disliked this is called Bob
GOD DAMMIT BOB!
The 55 people that disliked this are doctors named Bob
He was unintentionally based. We actually need these heroes.
I love this song
I was thinking America's song would be Vanilla Ice Cream.
Where ya at? #FilletBobGang
Bob!!!!!!!!!!
🕯
1:52...I can’t be the only one who’sbeen hearing that as “just this guy” for all these years...?
I like to sing this randomly, but I say "I would be prophylactic man"
If I could be a superhero....
I would be....
GRAND DAD!
@DeathByEpicness Brothers?
Its 2024 ...and the world needs immigration dude more than ever
first
14 People are named bob XD
The music kinda sounds like something from School House Rock. XD
The tune sounds like live on the moon from sesame street
@DeathByEpicness Dang, miracles really do come true!
Huh, Bob has 33 accounts...
Especially bob>:(
There are too many "justice guys" in this world
BESTIALITY BOY
Corey Young So basically you would be Matthew Broderick.
I just KNEW I'd find Prussia-related comments XD.. lol hetalians are everywhere! LOL
If I could be a superhero...
Especially bob LOL
Someone needs to make this song the anthem of Donald Trump
Immigration dude lol 😂 this is amazing
especially bob ):
what about bob??
Guaranteed he could never be drug-free boy.... how do you think he does this job O.o
@DeathByEpicness haha ironic, this was my first vid with lyrics thing...
flying.
apparently so does the wife, and two of the three kids xD
Two... Bob's got 2 thumbs.
only one thumbs down.... bobs revenge!
I would be falcon punch girl. Try to guess my super power?
Can it be in person? 10 years later
Donald Trump is immigration dude IRL
'cept he's not funny, entertaining or likeable. ...Stephen Lynch for president.
Actually he is. You're just a liberal, so you have no sense of humor.
Lol. Your pathetic.
covfefe
My super hero is the only one to exist, my lord & savior Jesus Christ
Nobody cares
69 dislikes. That's perfect
Bob :(
🎵If I could be a superhero, I'd be Captain Vaccine. I'd force everyone to get all their shots, from rabies to COVID-19! Oh, I'd keep them protected from mumps and the flu, the measles and tetanus; chickenpox, too! I'd make this whole darn world that much more clean...'cause I'd be Captain Vaccine!🎵
This has to be the most evil superhero ever.
@TheComedylover92 ummmm mosy kids already have there thia sticks so this aint for the kids
epecialy bob
He’d be cancelled these days 😂😂😂
11Bobs
Hahahahhaahbahaha
lmao @35 HELL NO
Prussia and Americas kid XD
Trump 2025
Poor bob XD
Especially Bob >:(
Curse that Bob!
These are the superheroes our world really needs.
Especially Bob >:(