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The idea of a yandere fairy, is the equivalent of making Shinmyoumaru from Touhou into a yandere. I feel like she wouldn't be too scary because of how tiny she is.
Honestly speaking, the ONLY thing threating about fairies or fae in general is the magic they have. Then again I doubt ANY kind of magic in IRL legends/lore could stop the kind of weapons we have now.
@@The-Singularity-X01seeing how cold iron, or you know steel, did horrible damage to fairy's well let just say if that can do it, well here come the sun do do do
I knew she was lying from the minute the Fairy ring was mentioned. Also, it's quite interesting how she knows so little about Humans, but has our cruelty down pat.
I love that despite reading about human history she is still only a cut above most of her kind as understanding humans goes. You'd think if she read about our history she would know the difference between a doctor and witch doctor.
Her: *rambling on* Me: listen little fairy I’m just trying to eat my pizza in the woods alone I’ve had a depressing life and this is the only time I currently have to myself where I can be in peace Her: we need you for a wedding Me: sounds like a lot Her: COOOME Me: *sighs* fine boring ass life needs something interesting so got any powers to make me tiny? That’d be a lot easier than me stumbling all over the place destroying your tiny city or town or whatever Her: *deceives me* Me: WHAT THE FUCK IM THE ONE MARRYING YOU!?!?! SON OF A BITCH No no it’s okay whatever just uugghhh come on let’s get this over but you owe me for this shit
*HAH,* you thought I gave you my actual name, how silly of you, I go by many names and I answer to all of them, you may come visit me in my realm, think of it as a reward for tricking me, until next time Little Fairy. Another lovely audio, thank you.
I would like to see a follow up just so we can see more of this crazy fairy. Even if she is a manipulative prankster she and her whole kind a hilarious with how "out there" they are. She has read books about human history and she still thought humans breath fire. Though I'd say she has it backwards with what motivates humans to kill. We come up with such methods because we can die.
Jokes on you. I have two middle names and only wrote one on the contract. So I still have one name. Not sure how I can leverage that to my benefit though...
{}{} *adjusts glasses* Well my dear fairy wife I must inform you that I have an extensive knowledge that's mostly useless but 3 skills that may make us the perfect match. Firstly I sold a pseudo name to you, second I don't breath fire but I inhale and exhale toxic clouds made from plants, and lastly I have a fairy wife now because you chose me xD tables have turned
Leave it to a fairy to come up with a needlessly complex plan to get a husband when human men are so miserably lonely that all she’d have to do is ask.
I would make myself next name because name isn't something that can be sold and if I would call myself for exsample "Max" without name it would become mine next one And I would left her just there ignoring her exsisting EVEN IF YOU IMMORTAL THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU ARE ALIVE AND YOUR EXSISTING IS PAIN FREE =)
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Its ok take as long as a break you will need we will still always be here for you
How come you never made a « hey, you. listen. » joke. I am disappointed.
I tried to join your discord but it says the link is invalid
Men, we've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.
Facts
We've been smeckledorfed
And it's all Grif's fault!
we've been played like a damn fiddle
We're up pooper creek without a paddle
I sold my name for a fucking wheel of cheese.
I sold myself to a fairy for marriage and a tiny wheel of cheese.
Better be some good fucking cheese
Here: "HEY YOU!"
*PTSD Flashbacks.*
HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
"Write your name"
Writes *Ben Dover*
Thats a weird name
My Brain : SHE'S ONTO US
me: Writes Hugh Janis
It was so wholesome I forgot that it says Yandere in the title until about seven minutes in.
That's probably how they tricked you
@@mattdovale lmaoo I had auto play on and came across this
The idea of a yandere fairy, is the equivalent of making Shinmyoumaru from Touhou into a yandere. I feel like she wouldn't be too scary because of how tiny she is.
Honestly speaking, the ONLY thing threating about fairies or fae in general is the magic they have. Then again I doubt ANY kind of magic in IRL legends/lore could stop the kind of weapons we have now.
Let's just hope she doesn't get too freaky when using the mallet...
Yeah until she learms a explosion spell
@@The-Singularity-X01seeing how cold iron, or you know steel, did horrible damage to fairy's well let just say if that can do it, well here come the sun do do do
I knew she was lying from the minute the Fairy ring was mentioned. Also, it's quite interesting how she knows so little about Humans, but has our cruelty down pat.
Must of had a ton of history books
I love that despite reading about human history she is still only a cut above most of her kind as understanding humans goes. You'd think if she read about our history she would know the difference between a doctor and witch doctor.
Can confirm, humans breathe fire.
Source: Am human. Breathe fire all the time.
Spit some *SUPA HOT FIRE*
@KILLER_FOX_90 no we're just very tiny eldar gods
I can shoot fire out the other end
@@joke_jester8394 your pfp perfectly describes what happens after taco bell
Her: Is this your first time seeing a fairy?
Me: (Has Legend of Zelda Flashbacks) Depends are you going to tell me to listen every 5 seconds?
Haha OHH GODDD!!!
Brings out hammer
@@jamesfreeman3617 good call
Me:*hears her say "hey listen" 20 times* okay time to go *pulls out hair spray and match*
@@josephstalin7801 good idea
5:50 You do know traditional human dances right?
“YES” *starts flossing*
_grabs the shotgun_
Me: Does the Hi-Bye.
Congrats, you'll be flossing till you expire.
Never trust a fairy. Actually, never trust the Fae. NEVER. TRUST. THE. FAE
Just like any other wedding... barely know anyone. Just going for food
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Something was up when yandere was in the title
@@Antasma1 fair enough
2 hours in and no dislike i love this community
And i haven't seen Giorno here so i finally beat Giorno
welp spoke too soon.
What about lelouch
@@gamerhere4652 he wasn't here before me either call me your new god
Eppppppp@@gamerhere4652
Similarly to the DDLC protagonist, I sold my soul for a piece of food.
Fairy at 0:26 : Didn't your witch-doctor teach you anything?
Me: I never had a witch-doctor!
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oho! You thought I would fall into your trap and sell you my name willingly? You would be correct, I have no idea what I’m doing
Now this is Fairy nice!
Considering she's enamoured with human cruelty any attraction that could be formed...died down
Excellent video BTW
Time to show her why you shouldn't fuck with modern man kind by that I mean for the doggos she poisoned or whatever
"At least 14 inches"
Wait wat how flippin small are humans in that world or the listener is just a living fetus
They've played us like damn fiddle!
Yandere + Fairy, oh god please more
Her: Fairies are immortal we can't die
Me: So it doesn't have to fit....
Her: I-It?
I need to see a part 2. I can send over $50 if it will speed up production
Me who has experience with the d&d fae and I heard about weighting my name was like “wait hold up something is fishy”
Fairy: so your name is joe mama?
Me: as far as your concerned my name might be
Fairy: eh very well…
Her: *rambling on*
Me: listen little fairy I’m just trying to eat my pizza in the woods alone I’ve had a depressing life and this is the only time I currently have to myself where I can be in peace
Her: we need you for a wedding
Me: sounds like a lot
Her: COOOME
Me: *sighs* fine boring ass life needs something interesting so got any powers to make me tiny? That’d be a lot easier than me stumbling all over the place destroying your tiny city or town or whatever
Her: *deceives me*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IM THE ONE MARRYING YOU!?!?! SON OF A BITCH No no it’s okay whatever just uugghhh come on let’s get this over but you owe me for this shit
LOL
The end was precious
She got me when she said I was thinking of how to kill her. I was thinking of the mechanism of immortality and how to defeat it.
I knew something was up when she started asking the abilities of humans
You know you should really make a part two to this cuz I think making a part two can actually make this a lot more better
Red flags popped up when she wanted my name, they own you when you give them your name.
And I was lying about the fire breath.
(Chaos ensues)
A yandere fairy?
But she looks so sweet and nice..❤️👀
Yandere Fairy wedding?
There better be tiny fairy cake
Damn I would be really sad if this happened but just think of the endless possibilities of mythological creatures out there that might be real!
Oh that's a fairy alright. Very quality voice for this role. Cheers!
Famous last words: "..."
My mere aura should crash any wedding yet it doesn't.. Strange
not coming till I get a chair!
*HAH,* you thought I gave you my actual name, how silly of you, I go by many names and I answer to all of them, you may come visit me in my realm, think of it as a reward for tricking me, until next time Little Fairy. Another lovely audio, thank you.
Don't know how to feel about getting married for negative reasons
I would like to see a follow up just so we can see more of this crazy fairy. Even if she is a manipulative prankster she and her whole kind a hilarious with how "out there" they are. She has read books about human history and she still thought humans breath fire.
Though I'd say she has it backwards with what motivates humans to kill. We come up with such methods because we can die.
Pretty good video it’s seems interesting to love a fairy or choose not to love.
...who is stupid enough to give their name to a paranormal entity??
*Insert a Reference to A Mid Summer’s Night Dream here*
That teleport sounded a lot more futuristic than magical in my opinion
Jokes on you. I have two middle names and only wrote one on the contract. So I still have one name. Not sure how I can leverage that to my benefit though...
If I could perform my best Adam Jensen impression “I never asked for this”
If he was in this ASMR
"Maybe you should try getting a job? instead of kidnapping me"
I'm keeping the wheel cheese!!!
I the Irish in me was screaming in my head not to trust a fairy
How to not give a fairy your name -
Say you don't have a name due to amnesia
🤔I'm actually plotting my escape, you CLEARLY don't know anything about my personal reputation!😁
Ohh fairy! Maybe megumi would like a fairy yandere girl!!
Oh this was interesting and somewhat sweet. Much love to you from me 💜
ah, here we are in alpheim.
........and that, my fairy children, is how I met your mother. Before I knew it, we got married and she took my name.........LITERALLY........
When I see the word Yandere, there is one soundtrack that plays in my head. It is the DBZ Abridged version of the Cell Games Announcement.
I mean we have flamethrowers so that artist is kinda right
Joke's on you. I sold you Johann Sebastian Bach's name.
However, I'm also partial to tiny tricksters.
Thinking when she said aigh my names* Crap what did I get my self into
{}{} *adjusts glasses*
Well my dear fairy wife I must inform you that I have an extensive knowledge that's mostly useless but 3 skills that may make us the perfect match.
Firstly I sold a pseudo name to you, second I don't breath fire but I inhale and exhale toxic clouds made from plants, and lastly I have a fairy wife now because you chose me xD tables have turned
She will like my german grandpa from Argentina
Will we be getting more of this crazy fairy?
this is gonna be interesting
DIO!!!
Where's your son?
me: writes Hugh Janis
fairy: "hmmm"
my brain: pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework"
me at the end: _walks through fairy gate_
trolled
Sorry Hugh
At least I have a chair (no?)
Leave it to a fairy to come up with a needlessly complex plan to get a husband when human men are so miserably lonely that all she’d have to do is ask.
Me who writes a fake name :im not quite dumb 300 IQ
Enemy drone inbound, get out of here stalker.
justice for greg
I research into myths and the occult and as the listener was doing this im like....Bruh why oh god no.
Anybody else reminded of that fairy from Drakengard ps2?
Is it wierd that I didn't realise it was yandere and still figured out she was lying?
You thought I was human
But it was actually the Spanish Inquisition
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition
I know about the name thing, but i never know about the food thing. Huh, the more you know.
Would you need a weapon to hurt a fairy? Wouldn’t it be more like 👟 *squish*
Little did she know that I wrote Qtaro Kujo.
Wait...hold on seven deadly sins Ban and Elise human and fairy
A wedding? Will there be cake ?
WHERES GIORNO??? WHERES LELOUCH?!?!?!
Where indeed, but Dio is here
Human? I'm a cat
The fucking Fae
I would make myself next name because name isn't something that can be sold and if I would call myself for exsample "Max" without name it would become mine next one
And I would left her just there ignoring her exsisting
EVEN IF YOU IMMORTAL THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU ARE ALIVE AND YOUR EXSISTING IS PAIN FREE =)
what about tinkerbell!?
We’ve been tricked!!! but I’m cool with it
Great
I only have one question...what food will be at the wedding?
Finally I’m the biggest guy in the room
I would actualyteach some stuff that would be fun
Hug on you Nayru ASMR, Hope you had a good day take care of yourself (>•w•)>
Sneaky fey rules... Knew it was going somewhere the moment she asked for a full name
why gotta do my boy greg like that though
Is it wrong ask for a 2nd part becausr I want one
What’s your favorite Drink ?
Strawberry milkshake hands down😌
@@NayruVA My is Milkshake Juice Soda and Mango Smoothie also Milkshake always make me Crazy
What did the listener come upon?
Well, I suppose that's...
fairy nough
send help
Me with a name and a spartan name
Who the hell is Greg?
Gentlemen this is why we don’t trust fairies