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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

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  • @chellnicole5490
    @chellnicole5490 8 месяцев назад +774

    Starts the video talking about Oj Simpson and within 3 minutes ends up talking about donkey and dragon 😂😂😂😂

    • @lindsaykoko
      @lindsaykoko 7 месяцев назад

      And then cookies and orgies lmao

    • @JasmineSingh-zz2so
      @JasmineSingh-zz2so 7 месяцев назад +4

      Classic Basement Yard conversation

    • @linda-6859
      @linda-6859 7 месяцев назад +8

      I am amazed time and time again by their inability to concentrate, truly fascinating

  • @asavagegarden
    @asavagegarden 7 месяцев назад +898

    the stuff they talked about in only the first 13 minutes:
    - Oj simpson’s death
    - Choosing the word grace / sensitivity
    - Birds: doves, geese, swans.
    - Donkeys
    - Shrek movies: Dragon and Donkey™
    - Donuts, cookies
    - Orgies (with food)
    - Churros and footlong food… yeah talking about inches and filling
    - Would you rather: desserts
    - They like small things to feel big, like a giant
    - Dog sucking season: 10 pigs in a blanket vs. 3 Hotdogs

    • @taracannon8125
      @taracannon8125 7 месяцев назад +65

      I’m only 15 minutes in and it feels like
      I’ve watched the whole podcast 🤣

    • @ttaylor3294
      @ttaylor3294 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@mossisticthey talked about those in the first 13 minutes so then that makes sense

    • @graeme197
      @graeme197 7 месяцев назад +3

      And Grindr

    • @Kate-n2310
      @Kate-n2310 7 месяцев назад +4

      I love them so much 💀 they’ve been on such a roll recently

    • @rachellawrence3534
      @rachellawrence3534 7 месяцев назад +3

      notice how none of these things are dating apps 😎😎😎😎

  • @mystique3740
    @mystique3740 7 месяцев назад +300

    I did not expect Frankie to call the dragon from Shrek, “thick as a bowl of oatmeal” 😂

  • @SwisherSamurai
    @SwisherSamurai 8 месяцев назад +123

    Saw this upload at midnight last night but it was removed before I could click on it 😂😂

  • @zoaayyy6370
    @zoaayyy6370 7 месяцев назад +138

    27:50 “scoot like a dog across the carpet” is CRAZYYYYYYYY lowkey true enough I can’t be offended. Also “ the ghost of your ex” is killing me

    • @bigmoodlowbrass
      @bigmoodlowbrass 7 месяцев назад +1

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING LMFAOOOOO

    • @mayavelazquez2906
      @mayavelazquez2906 6 месяцев назад +1

      I WAS HOPING SOMEONE HAD COMMENTED THIS LMAOOOO

  • @katelynnicolejb
    @katelynnicolejb 7 месяцев назад +318

    I am a 29 year old woman listening to these grown men discuss how they circumcise hotdogs with their teeth at 8am. I’m here by choice and i don’t know why but i can’t leave 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dannitrader
      @dannitrader 7 месяцев назад +9

      Girl same. I've been here for so many years now, I've just accepted this is who I am as a person.

    • @pocketbudyy24
      @pocketbudyy24 7 месяцев назад +1

      I’m 28 f and it’s 8:43 am 😂😂😂 can’t believe I saw your comment

    • @ravanatokisaki7548
      @ravanatokisaki7548 6 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @Rebecca.m724
    @Rebecca.m724 7 месяцев назад +334

    Does anyone else wonder what Frankie is doing whilst Joey is reading the sponsors. Is he just sitting there staring at him? 😂😂

    • @kaydee4589
      @kaydee4589 7 месяцев назад +13

      Lmaooo. Prob just on his phone. Or playing with charlie if he's there 🐶

    • @pagey.please4579
      @pagey.please4579 7 месяцев назад +92

      I firmly believe Frank is mouthing his patreon speech over and over for maximum success, as well as silliness.

    • @Rebecca.m724
      @Rebecca.m724 7 месяцев назад +19

      @kaydee4589 But sometimes the camera pans back to Frankie, if he laughs or says something whilst Joey is speaking and he's just sitting there with his hands on the table 😂

    • @kaydee4589
      @kaydee4589 7 месяцев назад

      @@Rebecca.m724 lmao, true!

    • @figgyforprez
      @figgyforprez 7 месяцев назад +3

      Pee break

  • @jasonberube4
    @jasonberube4 8 месяцев назад +276

    "SCOOT LIKE A DOG ACROSS THE CARPET LIKE A DOG WITH WORMS" how did Joe not erupt

  • @katsufatsu
    @katsufatsu 8 месяцев назад +627

    You guys accidentally uploaded this last night and still didn't change the typo in the title LOL. I love this podcast

    • @saratarek8316
      @saratarek8316 8 месяцев назад +9

      I had the same exact thought 😭

    • @illillyillyo
      @illillyillyo 7 месяцев назад +27

      What did it originally say?

    • @LindsayIndicaTarot
      @LindsayIndicaTarot 7 месяцев назад +5

      What did it say? Lol

    • @katsufatsu
      @katsufatsu 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@illillyillyo “dating apps are getting to specific” lol

    • @fireflamess
      @fireflamess 7 месяцев назад +32

      i bet frankie typed the original

  • @jasmineminor325
    @jasmineminor325 8 месяцев назад +401

    fun drinking game - watch an ep of the basement yard & take a shot whenever joey’s voice cracks

  • @codebluu1832
    @codebluu1832 7 месяцев назад +62

    If subway came out with a foot long raspberry cheesecake cookie I’d be in trouble

    • @Rice_bowls
      @Rice_bowls 7 месяцев назад +2

      Very specific yet very true

  • @brenoox3
    @brenoox3 7 месяцев назад +91

    this podcast makes my monday mornings so much more tolerable

  • @nicoledodd2350
    @nicoledodd2350 7 месяцев назад +56

    Frankie is a dad. He definitely wants to hide those mini pancakes from his kids 😂

  • @pepperpup316
    @pepperpup316 8 месяцев назад +391

    As a lesbian, the scooting comment has me ROLLING 😂😂😂

    • @pepperpup316
      @pepperpup316 8 месяцев назад +49

      Edit: the entire lesbian conversation is too good

    • @chrysovalantou
      @chrysovalantou 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@pepperpup316the radishes absolutely took me out 😭☠️

    • @geminidivine215
      @geminidivine215 7 месяцев назад +27

      LMFAO FR i love every time they mention lesbians i feel like they're talking to me personally

    • @samanthawaddle8176
      @samanthawaddle8176 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was dying 😂😂

    • @linneaburke9934
      @linneaburke9934 7 месяцев назад +9

      no fr the whole lesbian tangent was so entertaining

  • @kenda11hayes_
    @kenda11hayes_ 7 месяцев назад +21

    the whole time joey was talking about trying to eat the middle of a hot dog by pushing it through his teeth i was picturing the spongebob chocolate scene, and then he goes "remember spongebob???" and frankie and i both screamed YESSS at the same time

  • @alexkennedy9963
    @alexkennedy9963 7 месяцев назад +46

    The lesbians obsessed with radishes comment made me laugh so hard because I’ve been talking obsessively about how excited I am to grow radishes in my garden this summer, I feel so seen😂

  • @raquelalessia
    @raquelalessia 8 месяцев назад +61

    “Hiss brother” 🤣

  • @hadeelrashid5646
    @hadeelrashid5646 7 месяцев назад +22

    I’m always shocked when the episode is over😂 it feels A LOT less than an hour

    • @kianalchele7970
      @kianalchele7970 7 месяцев назад +3

      It’s because they hardly finish a conversation, they yeet us into their intrusive thoughts 💀

  • @Vanessa-yl8ju
    @Vanessa-yl8ju 7 месяцев назад +36

    When Frankie opened a drawer in the table my jaw dropped

  • @Mandukis
    @Mandukis 8 месяцев назад +76

    Audio listeners and us watching the video did not get to see the drawing of the hotdog OR the corn 😂😂

  • @seenso
    @seenso 4 месяца назад +5

    The honk impersonations at @2:06 and @2:10 really had me cracking up!

  • @taylawithan_a
    @taylawithan_a 8 месяцев назад +155

    I love that for MONTHS they have just been off script 😂 like there’s so many things going on that I was like “im sure the boys will talk about this” and I come here and it’s just pure craziness, love it 😂🧡

  • @kelsey3468
    @kelsey3468 8 месяцев назад +26

    Damn Joey in all black though 🫣🤤

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 7 месяцев назад +28

    How did they start with OJ Simpson and somehow ended up on Donkey & that dragon 😭 my god I love you guys

  • @ItsFleeceKing
    @ItsFleeceKing 7 месяцев назад +17

    You guys are literally my favorite podcast on the internet! These weekly episodes make my entire week. Hope these never end for many years to come gents! Keep it up 👏🏻

  • @spenseyyard911
    @spenseyyard911 7 месяцев назад +13

    Joe’s voice crack at 50:19 was the perfect way to peak interest for an ad I never knew I was interested in

  • @creese.tee.nah21
    @creese.tee.nah21 8 месяцев назад +65

    the corn eating segment... i cannot 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @MilkshakeSnake360
      @MilkshakeSnake360 8 месяцев назад +8

      You go ya-ya-ya-yangggg and I got ya-ya-ya-ya-yayanggggggg …. Spinning while your gna-annggggging okayyyy hahaha

    • @daemon_doll
      @daemon_doll 7 месяцев назад +1

      Omg I was eating a toaster strudel and I just stopped and stared at the screen like wtf is going on😂

  • @jenahmarie6867
    @jenahmarie6867 8 месяцев назад +12

    Joey: "I don't want any fucking virgos or whatever"
    Me: 😮😢

  • @melp1926
    @melp1926 8 месяцев назад +51

    My boyfriend is in for a ride when we go to the Chicago show 😂😂

    • @_topangaaa
      @_topangaaa 8 месяцев назад +1

      i will also be at the chicago show and i’m so excited!

    • @Jaimeloera36
      @Jaimeloera36 7 месяцев назад

      Same here!!

    • @chimmy14k
      @chimmy14k 7 месяцев назад +1

      SAME 😂 I bought the tickets, and I'm dying to see his reaction when we go

    • @mattkrakow9386
      @mattkrakow9386 7 месяцев назад

      Same for my girlfriend 😂 Chicago show better be wild!!

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 7 месяцев назад +1

      Is it because you're married? Or was that a different person 😂

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren 8 месяцев назад +10

    Frankie easily could’ve just said “because rabbits eat radishes” 😅

  • @casey9935
    @casey9935 7 месяцев назад +26

    I bet everyone from a certain age demographic all thought of SpongeBob when joe was talking about biting the hot dog 😭

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 7 месяцев назад +1

      I watched so much SpongeBob that I'm thinking of too many moments, help 😭 😂

  • @Aeunax123
    @Aeunax123 7 месяцев назад +22

    “And is that one double sided” JOEY 😂😂😂

  • @iamjillianv
    @iamjillianv 7 месяцев назад +11

    Hater was actually a pretty cool dating app when it first came out. Was super fun to swipe through all the topics and pick what I “hated” 😂

  • @Anapaig3
    @Anapaig3 8 месяцев назад +17

    in canada we call geese Cobra Chickens lmaoooo

  • @TheLukecottle
    @TheLukecottle 7 месяцев назад +10

    Hearing them fight over my name is hilarious. Frankie not knowing Luke is its own name is WILD. However people tend to elongate short names like Luke by calling me Lucas, lucifer, Lucinda, Lou-lou and Lukey. Really weird but fun ❤

    • @ttaylor3294
      @ttaylor3294 7 месяцев назад

      I feel since Luke is a nickname already it HAS to be nicknamed😂 what is an only Luke

  • @caoimhe95
    @caoimhe95 8 месяцев назад +7

    Joes passion for pigs in a blanket is the most relatable thing ever hahaha this is my level of love for them to when Frank said 10 I was like only 10?! I get it Joey 😅😂

  • @alovelyone123
    @alovelyone123 7 месяцев назад +3

    You go "yine-yine-yine"😬🌽↔️
    I go "yiiiiine-yine"😬🌽↕️
    😂😂😂

  • @makennz_
    @makennz_ 7 месяцев назад +2

    TBY got me through senior year of highschool & here we are 10 years later, i'm a stay a home mom listening to them while I clean my house 😂 Love monday mornings with the boys ☕️

  • @TheFlagnard2
    @TheFlagnard2 7 месяцев назад +9

    This is the only reason I look forward to Monday.

  • @ZachChipman1
    @ZachChipman1 7 месяцев назад +9

    I legit had to switch from audio to RUclips to fully grasp the hot dog discussion

  • @spacejamn
    @spacejamn 7 месяцев назад +10

    “____ eats corn the long way” is a classic wrestling sign, i see you Frankie 😌

    • @chrela16
      @chrela16 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hahaha I remember recently seeing a “Roman eats corn the long way” sign and I was cracking up

    • @spacejamn
      @spacejamn 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@chrela16yes! it was at mania! the first one i saw was for Goldberg 🤣

  • @HaroldMagnera
    @HaroldMagnera 7 месяцев назад +12

    I love Mondays for this reason and this reason only

  • @paisleysmith7697
    @paisleysmith7697 7 месяцев назад +6

    the amount of times i have to take myself to costco to get a hotdog after watching this podcast is INSANE

  • @anniebiz5219
    @anniebiz5219 7 месяцев назад +6

    I’m starting a petition to get you guys on Taste Buds (Sal Vulcano and Joe DeRosas pod) I think y’all would battle food very well.

  • @MarcelRodrigues
    @MarcelRodrigues 7 месяцев назад +3

    I started listening first on spotify and absolutely died laughing at the dialogue about eating corn. had to stop and come here to watch the whole NHANHANHANAHANHA bit

  • @MsSuperchunk
    @MsSuperchunk 8 месяцев назад +8

    Joes hands are doing some things today😅😂

  • @karenqueen1633
    @karenqueen1633 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m seeing 35th bday celebrations here. Give him a key. And a button. And a splash. Make it happen Frankie.

  • @XxSimply_Emsx
    @XxSimply_Emsx 2 дня назад

    “Have you ever had Crumble “COOKIES?” It’s the way he sounds so confused with cookies 😂

  • @daybydaylet
    @daybydaylet 7 месяцев назад +2

    The whole button discussion…basically, the boys just want to go to an Escape Room haha. They should do one and film it for us 😂

  • @MilkshakeSnake360
    @MilkshakeSnake360 8 месяцев назад +7

    The corn segment is a perfect example of exactly why I can’t listen to this podcast as audio-only hahaha

  • @aria-.-
    @aria-.- 7 месяцев назад +3

    7:32 joes little tune on that sentence

  • @manicmechanic28
    @manicmechanic28 7 месяцев назад +2

    Franks lack of animal knowledge but complete confidence in his animal knowledge is somethin else lol

  • @joycebrown9398
    @joycebrown9398 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was so excited for Frankie when he told Joey that Luke can be a shortened/more informal form of Lucas, because he oftentimes gets things just a liiiiittle mixed up... Joey was so adamant about "there's no k in Lucas" whilst being someone who at times goes by Joey...which is definitely a form of Joseph...you know...the name with no Y in it. 😂😂

  • @jaredlaws7932
    @jaredlaws7932 7 месяцев назад +5

    Would love a patron video where they watch a live baseball game and do the 9-9-9 challenge. (9 Dogs, 9 beers, 9 innings)

  • @ipodzrock1
    @ipodzrock1 7 месяцев назад +3

    8:04 had me dying 😂

  • @Sal-tm3tp
    @Sal-tm3tp 28 дней назад

    Small Soliders was a REGULAR movie in our house and the corn holder is so vivid in my memory as a 33 year old

  • @mckennamassaro6891
    @mckennamassaro6891 7 месяцев назад +2

    My Monday morning commute is made with these every week ❤

  • @drewashleymaxwell
    @drewashleymaxwell 7 месяцев назад +3

    Not me being a lesbian Jewish farmer listening 😅 I came to your show. I was the girl in Massachusetts in the wheelchair

  • @yvonneguadalupe2172
    @yvonneguadalupe2172 7 месяцев назад

    I never get tired of watching these two talking about the most random things 😂 I love it!

  • @pietramaria638
    @pietramaria638 7 месяцев назад +6

    We neeeed a video of you guys trying different hot dogs of the world giving reviews like actual specialists

  • @heinrichkeyser4217
    @heinrichkeyser4217 7 месяцев назад +3

    I've definitely done the hotdog thing joe described where you only try to eat the center😂

  • @claudiochen262
    @claudiochen262 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was DYING of laughter with the corn thing

  • @francescahogan9695
    @francescahogan9695 8 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks for the tease you crazy boys. I got the notification late last night that this was up… and it wasn’t. 😒

  • @amberruiz2482
    @amberruiz2482 7 месяцев назад +3

    I could listen to them talk about hotdogs for hours

  • @kurtie6794
    @kurtie6794 7 месяцев назад +22

    1:02:19 Frankie has a thing for scars… in another episode i recently watched/ listened to they talked about being Lion King characters and Frankie immediately called dibs on Scar. 😂
    EDIT: as @jessicaballengee8684 added… Frankie also tried to impress a girl by saying his legs were “mostly scars”, whatever he meant by that 😂😂😂

    • @jessicaballengee8684
      @jessicaballengee8684 7 месяцев назад +8

      Don't forget he also talked about his pick up line to a girl saying that his legs were mostly scars lol 😂

    • @kurtie6794
      @kurtie6794 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@jessicaballengee8684 LMAOOOO I almost forgot that one 😂😂😂

    • @kaydee4589
      @kaydee4589 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @lucasvasquez4897
    @lucasvasquez4897 7 месяцев назад +2

    Luke is its own name, but it definitely is short for Lucas 😂😂 58:41

  • @michellelynn3633
    @michellelynn3633 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love when you guys go on a 20 minute tangent about food 😂🤣 basement boys need food before filming

  • @alexandrabartolotta974
    @alexandrabartolotta974 7 месяцев назад

    I swear I could be having the worst day. But listening to them immediately makes me feel better. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cjholton7658
    @cjholton7658 7 месяцев назад +2

    joey sang "bro those arent 18" so majestically

  • @manuelromero8837
    @manuelromero8837 7 месяцев назад +1

    If i remember right, the fungus they're taking about just causes the cicadas ends to fall off to release spores, not due to overuse.

  • @chellnicole5490
    @chellnicole5490 7 месяцев назад

    This episode is so unhinged I can’t stop coming back to it 😂😂😂😂

  • @triciawakefield4640
    @triciawakefield4640 7 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah Joey, Canadian Geese hiss. Like they’re fucking scary. We call them cobra chickens

  • @Ryanwoodvstheworld
    @Ryanwoodvstheworld 7 месяцев назад

    From criticizing birds to a donkey laying down with a mythical creature….love it lol

  • @SaraP-zo9pq
    @SaraP-zo9pq 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joey saying demolition-ed instead of demolished his wild

  • @nikkipage5642
    @nikkipage5642 4 месяца назад

    I’ve watched the corn bit probably 57 times and it kills me 😂😂😂

  • @jessicahusson8338
    @jessicahusson8338 7 месяцев назад +1

    Joe asking if “goth’ is a slur has me dead 😂💀

  • @meensbeans
    @meensbeans 7 месяцев назад

    The way Joe scissored his hands when he said you can eat small pancakes "2 at a time" Lol

  • @TheMemeBorrower.
    @TheMemeBorrower. 3 месяца назад +1

    3:56 the accent comes out

  • @nuii37
    @nuii37 7 месяцев назад +2

    The Jersey shore has the really long churros 7:55

  • @pcoriddi
    @pcoriddi 7 месяцев назад

    Been watching these guys for a long time and was fortunate to get tickets to their Toronto tour this summer.

  • @sophiatoasty
    @sophiatoasty 5 месяцев назад

    it’s currently 4:13 AM and everyone in my house is asleep and i i just did the loudest yoshi ever 😂

  • @KeeperXerath
    @KeeperXerath 8 месяцев назад +2

    28:43 Frankie using math terms that make no sense just to confuse Joe 😂

  • @ashrodriguez4280
    @ashrodriguez4280 2 месяца назад +1

    Literally what is this episode 😭😭

  • @cavemandev5888
    @cavemandev5888 7 месяцев назад +3

    I like the mini m&ms but despise the regular ones

  • @LiviMarie928
    @LiviMarie928 7 месяцев назад

    I remember Small Soldiers! I watched it on a 4 hour train ride to see my dad when I was a kid.

  • @Ruthite
    @Ruthite 7 месяцев назад

    Donkeys and mules are pretty smart I think, “stubborn as a mule” - I went to the Grand Canyon and they only wide mules, not horses along the side. A horse could jump right off but a mule would never”

  • @amberwheez
    @amberwheez 3 месяца назад +1

    Joey has a point about the Luke Lucas argument. My boyfriends legal name is Luke, not Lucas

  • @CodyMiller98
    @CodyMiller98 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just want to point out its 11pm watching this after work. Listening to pigs in a blanket now I want some. Thanks a lot

  • @lnotgy95
    @lnotgy95 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:31 "no bRO those aren't eighteenn🎵"

  • @javier-gg9no
    @javier-gg9no 7 месяцев назад

    Small Soldiers is a classic!!!! I had an Archer action figure and it was my favorite thing ever

  • @gigindahouse
    @gigindahouse 7 месяцев назад

    “like yoshi”😂😂😂 im dying

  • @randallroussin9100
    @randallroussin9100 7 месяцев назад

    Every single time I see corn holders, I SPECIFICALLY think of Small Soldiers.

  • @kayls7348
    @kayls7348 7 месяцев назад

    it’s the corn conversation with the descriptive neh neh sounds for me😂

  • @JacJac6011
    @JacJac6011 4 месяца назад

    Will tell you for an ABSOLUTE FACT, Crumbl Cookies can never be topped. Its such a huge deal in Memphis, Tn... Expensive but you get what you pay for and it's worth it hands down. I promise everyone out there. If you get a chance. Try it please!

  • @SuperLululu12
    @SuperLululu12 7 месяцев назад +1

    Frank talking about scars reminds me of when he would brag to girls that his legs were covered in scars

  • @vannertheranger6290
    @vannertheranger6290 7 месяцев назад

    This is the first episode I've watched and I am immediately hooked 😂 THIS is what folks should mean when they say "Boys will be boys" LMAO My ADHD is LOVING this!!

  • @kbevs_4283
    @kbevs_4283 7 месяцев назад

    “Don’t talk about the goths because..they come..for you” 😭😭

  • @Demonkinggs
    @Demonkinggs 4 месяца назад +1

    My boss said the eclipse was because the second moon

  • @shannonashley1690
    @shannonashley1690 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wait... did Joe just say "catch-up"?! After giving Danny and Frankie so much grief for saying it that way?!

  • @alixsutherland9104
    @alixsutherland9104 8 месяцев назад +2

    Muddy Matches is Farmers online dating!