Great song! Drove around yesterday, downtown, which is packed with busy outdoor pubs, restaurants & cafés, and I’d say 99% of the people, in close proximity to others did not wear a mask. With the news stories about people who are sick & suffering with COVID-19 and/or dying of it, why do social butterflies feel that they are immune. WTF! How are we ever going to get rid of this disease when thousands of people, out in public, refuse to wear a mask, & some of them are unknowingly spreading the disease.
I couldn't agree with ya more, Janet. I'm glad that you understand the intention of this song! Spread the word, not the virus! We need to respect the situation, one another and ourselves! Best wishes :)
Thank you! The original is also a favorite of mine...I'll record it with the real lyrics sometime and post it as @The Distinguished Lunatic recommended below. Thanks for the kind words!
yes, I'm stuck between a rock and hard place as an entertainer...I'm used to being upbeat, making jokes out of everything, etc...but this is such a tough time we're going globally. be well! :)
Nicely done, Zach! Good to have some laughs over troubled waters. (No wait, wrong song, right musician.....or at least one of the musicians......) Well done. Thanks for the smiles an laughs.
hahah, as I was reading that, that tune instantly came to mind...I don't think I could make a parody to that song though...too beautiful of a song to bastardize hahah. Thanks for your comment and subscribing, man! I appreciate that. :)
***DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THESE LYRICS! I was hired to record the music and voice using the lyrics written by Dick Whitman! No offense intended!*** Check out my other one, please!: ruclips.net/video/R5wzErcKC1k/видео.html That's the link to "Stuck in My Apartment with You" :) Thank you all so much for listening and for your support! If you enjoyed this video, please consider subscribing (and clicking the notification bell) as well as giving it a thumbs up and letting me know what you think in the comments. And please share the vid with your friends and enemies! ;) Thank you and be well! -ZD
You did not write these lyrics but you WERE hired to do so ??? I am offended that you were hired to do a job you then did not do !!!! Shame !!! Shame !!!! (Whoever wrote the lyrics did a great job. Tell them well done from those of us who enjoy humor and parody)
@@Laceykat66 Hi! I just realized that my statement was terribly worded. I was hired to take those parody lyrics by Dick Whitman and set them to the music, record it, sing it, etc. I have been telling Mr. Whitman about all the kind words (and a few hater messages, too) hahah. I'll let him know from you, too! Thank you!
Go to Mass with the ill, Bill....believe lies from Don, Ron.....its just a Flu, Stew.....whoosh its gone, John... only fake news facts, Jack....and I'll never get sick, Rick
I agree. It's hard to touch that sincerity in Simon's voice. I was also missing my dang snare drum in this song because it's stuck in my studio! Be well!
"An instant classic. Zack David manages to juxtapose two things starting with the letter P: Paul Simon and a Pandemic. His lithe sense of humor is a shining ray in this time of darkness. His lyrics remind me what is redeeming in humanity" - Me writing as a fake music review journalist
Give POTUS a kiss, Miss. Go to the church, Hersh. Listen to Don, Ron. Ignore the rule, mole. share your beer, dear. Well done, Zack, not only the lyrics, you are also a good singer. This is one of my favorite Covid-19- Parodys. Greetings from Germany and stay healthy.
Love your additions!! They're perfect!! 😁 Thanks for the kind words. I've been passing the praise of the parody lyrics onto Mr. Whitman and thank you for the kind words on my singing! Take care and be well !!
@@ZackDavidMusic yes, I completely agree with you! I'm a multiple time cancer survivor, so I feel like I've been in precovid19 training for years! Home, masks and humor... I've been sharing you with my oncology peeps, cause we all need a laugh, but fyi, we're not sharing our ice cream.....🤣 Thank's again for the humor you're sharing with us all! You made my day! Many blessings to you and yours! 🎶💜🎶
@@TJ-hz8gy Hi TJ - that's very inspiring to hear. We have a tough history of cancer in my family so it always brightens my day to hear of someone who has beat cancer, and multiple times, all the better! I'm sure your positive attitude and ability to laugh during extremely tough times has been one of the factors that has helped you through.
@@ZackDavidMusic I've come to the conclusion that I just might be the "lab rat" of the family, because there hasn't been cancer in my family...until me. And not once, but a couple times. No metastasis, just different kinds, because apparently, I'm "lucky" that way. I really should play the lottery with my odds, but I only gamble in oncology, and finding parking spaces at Costco. My oncology fun started around age 18. Then at age 30, I was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer when I was 4 months pregnant. Mindblowing! I was told that I should terminate the pregnancy because I was in bad shape and needed treatment asap. Being the lab rat rebel I am, I refused to abort my daughter and decided to fight my doctors as well as the cancer, cause nobody puts lab rats baby in a corner. I turned down treatment until she could be delivered safely, at 26 weeks. Three months early, and very angry... Long story short, the baby is now my 25 year old hair stylist (God knew I'd need a stylist and makeup artist after this gig), and my older sons have made me a Grandma! Then I was diagnosed with advanced breast cancer 3 years ago. Thankfully, I'm in remission from that too! We recently found a brain tumor, no idea if its benign or something that's metastasized, but I'm leaning towards benign. You know, it could even be my magical, mystical unicorn horn finally growing in like a late wisdom tooth! I mean, doctors have been wrong, and they're not God, so....
*THANK YOU* The vid has eclipsed 300K views and the channel has made it to almost 1000 subscribers! I thank you for supporting this humble little channel of mine and I appreciate you subscribing :) Be well!
Man oh man; do you ever sing great! I'm saving this! WAY TO GO! There are now over 100 Covid19 mutated viruses out there now; so yes indeed there now is 50 ways to get Corna! I love watching the Covid videos so much because they're comical but also OH SO TRUE! God bless you!
Thanks so much for the kind words...I don't know if I do the song justice since my voice is much different than Paul Simon himself... Yes, this is an educational video on what NOT to do :) Take care!!
@@ZackDavidMusic Your voice is actually;y better! Take it from me being 69 years old Zack. Yes; I was the most fortunate of many born out there in the 50s who got to hear the best song groups and soloists from the middle 60s until the early 70s. I loved Simon and Garfunkel and of course bought the records they did. I bought every record album you could possibly imagine that all the musicians did way back in those good ol' days! Your voice is truly outstanding! There isn't any type of music you can't sing! AMAZING!
I meant to say: Both you and your wife are also marvelous at your stage performance! You are not just a singer but wonderful actor! I pray many doors open for you once this Covid evil thing is over with! I love your kids too! I've been raising my wee precious grandson Kaeson for a little over 3 years who just turned 6 and he's hilarious with his facial expressions as well as what he comes out with! There are many family shows on TV but I tell you; I could watch your family all day!
Nice and thanks for the kind words. I'd be happy to have this video on the playlist. Please send over the link...I'm interested in checking it out :) -ZD
Here's the lyrics for you: Simon & Garfunkel *Queen of Corona* Mama pajama rolled me out of bed, then she ran to the police station... said my baby refusing to wear his Corona Gear he needs detenshun... When the cop found out, he began to shout, he started the investigation... And it's against the law, it was against the law What what mama saw, it was against the law Mama looked down 'cos l spit on the ground l aint takin' that Conrona correction: The cop said: oy, if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention... Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going I'm on my way, taking my time, but I don't know where My moma is Rosie, the Cop Queen o' Corona ... You'll see me and Julio kissin' Not taking this Conrona crap (Refrain) You'll see me and Julio kissin' Not believin' this Conrona crap
I was singing this song at a farmers' market the day before it shut down and thought of this when I sang "Queen of Corona" at the top of my lungs...weird. These are good lyrics. I'll let ya know if I can find the time to make them happen and of course, ask your permission first.
@@ZackDavidMusic Here's The Covid Tavern 😂 Once upon a time there was a virus, Shutting down the World the way they do. Locked alone all day inside my bedroom, This means we'll never meet, what shall l do? Those were the days my friend, curfew will never end No song or dance whatever shall l do? We live a life that's bleak, Why can't we ever meet? These are the days: O yes these are the days! - o - My lover sits alone inside their bedroom; With laptop they will surf that's all they do! Draped in fur and gowns what l expected; But now its Hazmat suit and rubber boots! Those were the days my friend when will this curfew end I want to dance, forever with my love We live a life that's pure It's def'nately (sic) NOT the cure! For my heart yearns Fandango with my love! - o - Now all that's left is me all sad and lonely: S/he found a virtual love last night on (Vibe) And she's more happy with his virtual role play Whilst l am left l alone: my heart shall die! Those were the days my friend Curfew will never end, No song or dance whatever shall l do? I live a life that's bleak Since we will never meet These are the days Yes, these are now the days! (Alt: Seems VR's the only way.) END
To Robin Gardella- TRUE AND THE DISCLAIMERS are just as relevant to advise you to do the opposite of what the parody says. A NEW KIND OF FUNNY needed in a time of such depressing stress. GOOD GOING!🙃😉lkh
@@ZackDavidMusic THANK YOU ZACH. I am flattered that you realized my heart was truly in it and how much your music (disclaimers included)made me laugh LKH
Throughout this whole thing, my wife is becoming more and more unhinged. NOW she is telling me I have to take off my shoes. Lord help me. She says "Well, you never know." I have to explain to her that she is in fact correct, you never know. That is part of life. She is 50 and I have to teach her this? Where were her parents when she was 10? You can't give up because of that, because at no point will you EVER know.
I hear ya...my wife and I are definitely leaning toward the safe side here as well...but you never know and I think there's usually beauty in that uncertainty...but it's nerve wracking during these times. Be well!
Well, if you really think about it, our shoes travel over some pretty nasty surfaces in a day, so taking them off at the front door is sensible and wearing them inside of the house is most unhygienic.
@@markfryer9880 Yes, being a Minnesota boy living in California is interesting...most people here keep there shoes on inside when visiting others/receiving visitors (oh how I miss the days of visitors)...whereas in Minnesota, you basically have no choice but to leave your shoes at the door because they're wet and sloppy/muddy/icy most of the year!
Love it. Now let's see about another one for the 50 ways. Don't ever go out to the Hospital, Unless you're covered in Heavy Metal. Go out without your mask, Trask Don't bother and don't ask. Not the best, but hey, what can one expect from someone locked inside for weeks? Right? LOL
Great song! Drove around yesterday, downtown, which is packed with busy outdoor pubs, restaurants & cafés, and I’d say 99% of the people, in close proximity to others did not wear a mask. With the news stories about people who are sick & suffering with COVID-19 and/or dying of it, why do social butterflies feel that they are immune. WTF! How are we ever going to get rid of this disease when thousands of people, out in public, refuse to wear a mask, & some of them are unknowingly spreading the disease.
I couldn't agree with ya more, Janet. I'm glad that you understand the intention of this song! Spread the word, not the virus! We need to respect the situation, one another and ourselves! Best wishes :)
"Take a walk at the mall, Paul." Let's see, how many more can we come up with?
" Let's ride the train Elaine"
Eat some contaminated ham Sam.
Be a man Stan
Just go on Spring break, Jake.
All very good additions.
Love it! I work in a specialized hospital, this song just made my week!
Thank you for all that you do! I'm glad you can appreciate the as the ridiculous satire it is. :)
Wild, delighted kudos, complete with whistling and stomping, Zack! Then there's "Me and Julio Down in the Graveyard"...
haha thank you! :) "Me and Julio..." that's a good one!
@@ZackDavidMusic I'm glad you enjoyed my (feeble!) concept. But I suspect poor Paul Simon would flip out if he heard my version 😉
This is actually much more effective than all the White House briefings combined! Thanks!
Robin Gardella And certainly more intelligent and entertaining.
Those White House briefings are painful to watch. Thank God my forebears emigrated to Australia in the 1800s.
hahah thank you :)
It's too bad that people have to share a disclaimer, but there really ARE stupid people out there ! Good song, my friend.
Yes, I'm glad you understand. Thanks for the kind words! :)
Man, your song is perfect matching to the original one. There so many Corona virus parody RUclips videos. People have so much time now.
Thanks for the kind words! Yes, there has been a rush of creativity during quarantine, for sure!
I was a little worried at first when I clicked on this as I’m a fan of the original but you did a great job .
Thank you! The original is also a favorite of mine...I'll record it with the real lyrics sometime and post it as @The Distinguished Lunatic recommended below. Thanks for the kind words!
SOCIAL DISTANCING MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS.
True statement, my friend!
I was expecting a parody of 50 ways to say goodbye and somehow this made me even happier than that idea
I see why you though that! I'm a Paul Simon guy, myself! :)
Positive humor on a serious subject.
yes, I'm stuck between a rock and hard place as an entertainer...I'm used to being upbeat, making jokes out of everything, etc...but this is such a tough time we're going globally. be well! :)
Nov. 4th the Scamdemic will end when Trump is reelected and the Demoncrats are out on the street.
Brought back by popular demand
Yea, did RUclips put it back on the algorithm or something? I don't know how this stuff works hahaha
Nicely done, Zach! Good to have some laughs over troubled waters. (No wait, wrong song, right musician.....or at least one of the musicians......) Well done. Thanks for the smiles an laughs.
hahah, as I was reading that, that tune instantly came to mind...I don't think I could make a parody to that song though...too beautiful of a song to bastardize hahah. Thanks for your comment and subscribing, man! I appreciate that. :)
im relieved im not the only crazy one... im workin on 'boring' to 'born free' tune.
Let me know when you're done so I can check it out!
Awesome! 🙏Hope it's over soon for all of us.👍👍😎
I just subscribed because of this song. I never heard of you until it came into my feed. I’m so glad that it did. This is genius!!!
aww, thank you! I had fun doing it and appreciate you subscribing! I have another parody tune on my channel and hope to record some more soon!
Hilarious and funny good job singing 😂
Haha thanks man! :)
***DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THESE LYRICS! I was hired to record the music and voice using the lyrics written by Dick Whitman! No offense intended!*** Check out my other one, please!: ruclips.net/video/R5wzErcKC1k/видео.html That's the link to "Stuck in My Apartment with You" :)
Thank you all so much for listening and for your support! If you enjoyed this video, please consider subscribing (and clicking the notification bell) as well as giving it a thumbs up and letting me know what you think in the comments. And please share the vid with your friends and enemies! ;) Thank you and be well! -ZD
Thanks for the Laugh....Great Job..!
@@daveaf3023 I know, I hear ya man. I just can't take credit for the crazy parody lyrics :)
@@eyecyou4677 Thank you for the kind words! :)
You did not write these lyrics but you WERE hired to do so ???
I am offended that you were hired to do a job you then did not do !!!! Shame !!! Shame !!!!
(Whoever wrote the lyrics did a great job. Tell them well done from those of us who enjoy humor and parody)
@@Laceykat66 Hi! I just realized that my statement was terribly worded. I was hired to take those parody lyrics by Dick Whitman and set them to the music, record it, sing it, etc. I have been telling Mr. Whitman about all the kind words (and a few hater messages, too) hahah. I'll let him know from you, too! Thank you!
Dude, This videos needs more likes and views. Very good. Chorus is the best
thanks, man! The songwriter really nailed the lyrics on this one! I'm doing my best to push it out to the world. I appreciate the kind words!
Yes copy and shared
@@buttebears6108 thank you so much!! :)
Eat from the same plate...Nate
One night romp in sack, Jack
Swing in the park, Mark
Rub your eye, Sly
Hahha those are good! One night romp in the sack, Jack hahaha
Hang out with the sick, Nick
that'll do it!
Best 👍🤣
Go to Mass with the ill, Bill....believe lies from Don, Ron.....its just a Flu, Stew.....whoosh its gone, John... only fake news facts, Jack....and I'll never get sick, Rick
THE ABSOLUTE BEST DAMN OARODY OF COVID IVE SEEN ..... thx bro stay safe
thank so much, man! take care!!
I guess you haven;t seen the lie lie lie lie lie lysol by ( Founders Sing)
I enjoyed that, but you can really appreciate what a great voice Paul Simon has/had.
I agree. It's hard to touch that sincerity in Simon's voice. I was also missing my dang snare drum in this song because it's stuck in my studio! Be well!
Sometimes we need some humorous, when we having hard times, like now. It’s better then getting angry.
Hilarious and funny good job singing 😂😂 loved it 🎶
Thank you!! I appreciate the kind words! :)
Now this song is informative.. keep smilin'
It's informatively terrible! ;) Thanks for watching!
Brilliant. And hysterical. Congrats!
thank you! I appreciate that!
Sharing this with the Illinois folks...... as we all go through this together. Great Video...
Thank you! Yes, music can help in hard times. Greetings to Illinois!
I'm from Illinois!
@@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX Hey Lizzie....... Be safe out there.
She coughed into my mouth... I gagged when I heard it, lol!
It's the nastiest and funniest part of the song, in my opinion hahah :)
You had me at the title!
I think the title alone is helping this video find it's way to people's eyes and ears :)
@@ZackDavidMusic It did for me. I've been enjoying everyone's corona parody songs and yours is no different. TY for the laughs @ZDM!! :))
@@ZackDavidMusic Actually “Corona “ is not the name of the disease that you “catch” from the virus. Although this is still a good parody song.
"An instant classic. Zack David manages to juxtapose two things starting with the letter P: Paul Simon and a Pandemic. His lithe sense of humor is a shining ray in this time of darkness. His lyrics remind me what is redeeming in humanity" - Me writing as a fake music review journalist
A beautiful review written by a cultured penman!
We must all be getting pretty bored.
@@georgeausman4207 indeed :D
Give POTUS a kiss, Miss.
Go to the church, Hersh.
Listen to Don, Ron.
Ignore the rule, mole.
share your beer, dear.
Well done, Zack, not only the lyrics, you are also a good singer. This is one of my favorite Covid-19- Parodys. Greetings from Germany and stay healthy.
Love your additions!! They're perfect!! 😁 Thanks for the kind words. I've been passing the praise of the parody lyrics onto Mr. Whitman and thank you for the kind words on my singing! Take care and be well !!
Good ones!
Well done. Update with 50 ways to leave the WH.
thank you! I may have to consider that...it would make for a good one!! :)
This is so awesome! 😆 Thank you! You made me crack up!
We can all use a little laugh during this time...especially in a time like now, when the laughs are harder to come by. Thank you! :)
@@ZackDavidMusic yes, I completely agree with you! I'm a multiple time cancer survivor, so I feel like I've been in precovid19 training for years! Home, masks and humor...
I've been sharing you with my oncology peeps, cause we all need a laugh, but fyi, we're not sharing our ice cream.....🤣
Thank's again for the humor you're sharing with us all! You made my day! Many blessings to you and yours! 🎶💜🎶
@@TJ-hz8gy Hi TJ - that's very inspiring to hear. We have a tough history of cancer in my family so it always brightens my day to hear of someone who has beat cancer, and multiple times, all the better! I'm sure your positive attitude and ability to laugh during extremely tough times has been one of the factors that has helped you through.
@@ZackDavidMusic I've come to the conclusion that I just might be the "lab rat" of the family, because there hasn't been cancer in my family...until me. And not once, but a couple times. No metastasis, just different kinds, because apparently, I'm "lucky" that way. I really should play the lottery with my odds, but I only gamble in oncology, and finding parking spaces at Costco. My oncology fun started around age 18. Then at age 30, I was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer when I was 4 months pregnant. Mindblowing! I was told that I should terminate the pregnancy because I was in bad shape and needed treatment asap. Being the lab rat rebel I am, I refused to abort my daughter and decided to fight my doctors as well as the cancer, cause nobody puts lab rats baby in a corner. I turned down treatment until she could be delivered safely, at 26 weeks. Three months early, and very angry...
Long story short, the baby is now my 25 year old hair stylist (God knew I'd need a stylist and makeup artist after this gig), and my older sons have made me a Grandma! Then I was diagnosed with advanced breast cancer 3 years ago. Thankfully, I'm in remission from that too! We recently found a brain tumor, no idea if its benign or something that's metastasized, but I'm leaning towards benign. You know, it could even be my magical, mystical unicorn horn finally growing in like a late wisdom tooth! I mean, doctors have been wrong, and they're not God, so....
Very good! Made me crack up and feel slightly like throwing up at the same time.
I feel the exact same way about it!
I was eating when I watched this. Moist breeze . . . vomit in my mouth.
@@jend8759 ooops sorry about that!!! :)
Zack David Music Nothing to apologize for. I kind of enjoy getting grossed out!
@@jend8759 hahah, I hear ya. Thank you!
Excellent job, loved it.
Hey, thank ya! :)
best one on the virus so far
thanks much!! 😃
@@ZackDavidMusic welcome
That was hilarious but I was waiting for just get on the bus Gus
that was the obvious one that we missed!! :)
@@ZackDavidMusic how could you? It's the best line in the original song!
@@markfryer9880 I know, I think the parody lyric writer felt like he needed to change that part for some reason hah :)
I love all of these
thanks for stopping by!
👏history here ☝️
hello my artistic brotha! :)
very good,
Thanks much!! Be well
*THANK YOU* The vid has eclipsed 300K views and the channel has made it to almost 1000 subscribers! I thank you for supporting this humble little channel of mine and I appreciate you subscribing :) Be well!
I guess you might say it really went viral!
Nice job, thanks👍👍
thank you! :)
LOOOOOVED IT!!!!!!
Thank you!!
This performance has the “Ben Folds Five” vibe.
Your made my day with this comment! I had a few rough comments float through hahah so, thank you!
Brilliant. Thank you
thank you!!
The creativity of Americans - good job Zack! Funny that I was actually talking about the Paul Simon song last week...
Thank you! It's a great tune, right?! take care!
Man oh man; do you ever sing great! I'm saving this! WAY TO GO! There are now over 100 Covid19 mutated viruses out there now; so yes indeed there now is 50 ways to get Corna! I love watching the Covid videos so much because they're comical but also OH SO TRUE! God bless you!
Thanks so much for the kind words...I don't know if I do the song justice since my voice is much different than Paul Simon himself... Yes, this is an educational video on what NOT to do :) Take care!!
@@ZackDavidMusic Your voice is actually;y better! Take it from me being 69 years old Zack. Yes; I was the most fortunate of many born out there in the 50s who got to hear the best song groups and soloists from the middle 60s until the early 70s. I loved Simon and Garfunkel and of course bought the records they did. I bought every record album you could possibly imagine that all the musicians did way back in those good ol' days! Your voice is truly outstanding! There isn't any type of music you can't sing! AMAZING!
I meant to say: Both you and your wife are also marvelous at your stage performance! You are not just a singer but wonderful actor! I pray many doors open for you once this Covid evil thing is over with! I love your kids too! I've been raising my wee precious grandson Kaeson for a little over 3 years who just turned 6 and he's hilarious with his facial expressions as well as what he comes out with! There are many family shows on TV but I tell you; I could watch your family all day!
Simon and Garfunkel Queen of Corona come on .... no-ones done that yet ... l can give u the Conrona lyrics if u like!
I've been doing all of that since this started and I don't even know anybody you who had this
OMG...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so effective and more informative....
haha as long as no one takes it literally, we're good!
You missed the obvious. “ just hop on the bus Gus.
hahahah, that's so true! I'm going to have to give the lyric writer, Dick, a hard time about that one!
@@ZackDavidMusic
Get on that plane, Jane.
@@rfi-cryptolab4251 that is good!!
Book a cruise, Bruce.
Eewww. Unfortunately, very true.
Brilliant .... loved it .... so clever and so fuuunnnn 😉 Bra-vo 🌝
thank you!! :)
I lost it at "Then she coughed in my mouth".
My favorite part, too! hahahha
Let's have a dance Lance
👏👏👏👏 !!!
gracias mi amore!
Tare
Just get on plane Jane
Take the Jamaica bound AirTrain
that would do it!
Awesome job keep up the awesome work 😷🧼🤲
thank you! I'll do my best!
We give it 2 masks up! ..let your girl go to the salon, Don!
The all-coveted two-mask-up rating!
Pretty good rendition.
thank ya! The parody-lyric writer and I make a pretty good team ;)
I'm putting together a playlist of parodies, and this is one of the better ones I've found so far. :{)
Nice and thanks for the kind words. I'd be happy to have this video on the playlist. Please send over the link...I'm interested in checking it out :) -ZD
Has anyone done;
Corona the crown shaped virus had a very spiky shell
And if you ever caught you would say it's hell
@@stephenolan5539 Is that to be set to the music of the version of Happy Birthday that they sing at restaurants? hahah I approve of your lyrics!!
@@ZackDavidMusic
I was going for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
@@stephenolan5539 hahah that should have been obvious on my part
Great!
Thank you!!
3 K 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Brilliant !
Thank you!! I'm excited...on my way to 1000 subscribers, too! :)
Zack David Music
That's so encouraging , you're on your way to good fortune , I'm sure . Well done 🎸💞
Hillariously Funny
or Funnily hilarious? :) Thank you!
Thank you
you bet, thanks for stopping by!
genius!
Thank you! I'm also passing the word onto the parody-lyric writer Dick Whitman! :)
Catchy. LOL
Thank you! We have Paul Simon, the original songwriter, to thank for that ;)
And catching!
ACE !
“I appreciate your advice?” Ahaha
hahahahah Please don't take this "advice" :)
Get on the ship flip.
yep haha
👏👏👏
:)
Nice
thank you!!
subscribed :)
thank ya! :)
Breathe in deep and fill your chest while you protest. Just do like the rest.
"I'd like to help you in your goal to stay healthy..."
That sounds like a better plan!!
Just go to the pool, fool!
Here's the lyrics for you:
Simon & Garfunkel
*Queen of Corona*
Mama pajama rolled me out of bed, then she ran to the police station... said my baby refusing to wear his Corona Gear he needs detenshun...
When the cop found out, he began to shout, he started the investigation...
And it's against the law, it was against the law
What what mama saw, it was against the law
Mama looked down 'cos l spit on the ground l aint takin' that Conrona correction:
The cop said: oy, if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention...
Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way, taking my time, but I don't know where
My moma is Rosie, the Cop Queen o' Corona ...
You'll see me and Julio kissin'
Not taking this Conrona crap
(Refrain)
You'll see me and Julio kissin'
Not believin' this Conrona crap
I was singing this song at a farmers' market the day before it shut down and thought of this when I sang "Queen of Corona" at the top of my lungs...weird. These are good lyrics. I'll let ya know if I can find the time to make them happen and of course, ask your permission first.
@@ZackDavidMusic Super can't wait!
@@ZackDavidMusic Here's The Covid Tavern 😂
Once upon a time there was a virus,
Shutting down the World the way they do.
Locked alone all day inside my bedroom,
This means we'll never meet, what shall l do?
Those were the days my friend, curfew will never end
No song or dance whatever shall l do?
We live a life that's bleak,
Why can't we ever meet?
These are the days:
O yes these are the days!
- o -
My lover sits alone inside their bedroom;
With laptop they will surf that's all they do!
Draped in fur and gowns what l expected;
But now its Hazmat suit and rubber boots!
Those were the days my friend when will this curfew end
I want to dance, forever with my love
We live a life that's pure
It's def'nately (sic) NOT the cure!
For my heart yearns
Fandango with my love!
- o -
Now all that's left is me all sad and lonely:
S/he found a virtual love last night on (Vibe)
And she's more happy with his virtual role play
Whilst l am left l alone: my heart shall die!
Those were the days my friend
Curfew will never end,
No song or dance whatever shall l do?
I live a life that's bleak
Since we will never meet
These are the days
Yes, these are now the days!
(Alt: Seems VR's the only way.)
END
dont wear a mask,Mark!!!
though it doesn't necessarily rhyme, I'll allow it...not wearing a mask is a quick way to catch/spread the darn covid!
Take off the mask, Rask!
Good one
thanks for stopping by!
@@ZackDavidMusic Your welcome
Thanks for this public service announcement!
Happy to do it! haha :)
I'd like to dedicate this song to some of my dumb friends on Facebook. S Tilt.
Yeah, I'd like to dedicate this song to THREE of my neighbouring houses!! All breaking social distancing rules, and having family and friends over!
It's a wild world...
I feel like some ice cream now damn it!!!! Don’t breathe that sneeze Louise!!!
I want ice cream SO bad, too!
To Robin Gardella- TRUE AND THE DISCLAIMERS are just as relevant to advise you to do the opposite of what the parody says. A NEW KIND OF FUNNY needed in a time of such depressing stress. GOOD GOING!🙃😉lkh
Yes, I wanted to make that clear just in case anyone decides to take it as true advice hahaha It's definitely still time to be careful. Take care :)
@@ZackDavidMusic THANK YOU ZACH. I am flattered that you realized my heart was truly in it and how much your music (disclaimers included)made me laugh LKH
and stay away from the clorex martini
That's some actual good advice there...we should all stay away from that!!
@@ZackDavidMusic but just to be clear vodka and gin martinis still very ok
B R A V O!!!😉
thank you!! :)
Omg
It's ridiculous, right?! hahaha
Let’s share this nice dream! 💤💤
Throughout this whole thing, my wife is becoming more and more unhinged. NOW she is telling me I have to take off my shoes. Lord help me. She says "Well, you never know." I have to explain to her that she is in fact correct, you never know. That is part of life. She is 50 and I have to teach her this? Where were her parents when she was 10?
You can't give up because of that, because at no point will you EVER know.
I hear ya...my wife and I are definitely leaning toward the safe side here as well...but you never know and I think there's usually beauty in that uncertainty...but it's nerve wracking during these times. Be well!
Well, if you really think about it, our shoes travel over some pretty nasty surfaces in a day, so taking them off at the front door is sensible and wearing them inside of the house is most unhygienic.
@@markfryer9880 Yes, being a Minnesota boy living in California is interesting...most people here keep there shoes on inside when visiting others/receiving visitors (oh how I miss the days of visitors)...whereas in Minnesota, you basically have no choice but to leave your shoes at the door because they're wet and sloppy/muddy/icy most of the year!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Next do My Sharona
Good idea! I think some RUclipsrs already have!
Can we save this for future history lessons?
I'm sure it'll be up here on the RUclips machine for a good many years...hopefully to look back on with a much different perspective!
Love it. Now let's see about another one for the 50 ways.
Don't ever go out to the Hospital,
Unless you're covered in Heavy Metal.
Go out without your mask, Trask
Don't bother and don't ask.
Not the best, but hey, what can one expect from someone locked inside for weeks? Right? LOL
the lockdown is driving us all crazy in different ways, right? haha :)
Go cut the lawn, Jon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That actually sounds kinda therapeutic right now hahahh :)
LMFAO CLASSIC
hah! 😁
Good job. Can you share it on Twitter with Donny he might understand it then
Good idea...I might need to get back on the 'ol Twit machine! :)
Lol
:)
Get yourself sent to jail, Mel.
that would do it, right? :(
How about a remake with some of the great lyrics added by your respondents? Take a theme park ride, Clyde.
Nice one! I love the idea! I think I have enough genius lyric ideas from commenters like you! :)
@@ZackDavidMusic Get in the queue, Hugh, to buy some TP, Lee
Scratch that itch, Mitch.
Join the Navy, Davy.
Go to a Trump rally, Sally
👍🤢👍
I know how ya feel hahah!