The Bonemaster (Next Car Game)
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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more banished tomorrow pals, felt the overwhelming urge to crash cars all morning so here it is!
Bonerific!
Sips, the grammar nazi inside is killing me. But I won't, not to you.
the police squad tv series and naked gun films were amazing. leslie nielsen was so funny in those films
More Banished YAYAYA!!!
Ahh Sips, you are awful, but we do love you
"Not for long motherfucker!" - Sips, the legendary.
Sips the legendary storyteller! able to make stories out of a racing game each with a background and why they are racing it's amazing.
2021 is a good year when you have access to all this old gold
My ass was not prepared for the bonemaster
YOUR PIC W/ THAT COMMENT XD!!!!
Tobastion
no it's your
Tobastion Your* You're = You are, which is not correct. Bat out.
Theory: Turbo Joe was an undercover agent set to expose a secret pirate DVD ring. After a series of setbacks and surgical procedures, Turbo Joe had one last big race to settle it all but unfortunately failed his mission in a huge t-bone fireball. After a lengthy stint in hospital and suffering from amnesia, Turbo Joe was given a new life and identity in the European countryside and thus, Wally was born. Despite their best efforts, Wally's 'family' were unable to keep his natural instincts to race down. Fearing the worst, Wally's family managed to persuade him not to race, but take part in the destruction derby as a compromise. Wally was satisfied, and so were his 'family' who kept an eye on him at the derbies. However, after a series of blows to the head, Wally's former identity slowly returned to him. Keen to severe any ties with the US, the European authorities quickly pulled out Wally's 'family' and returned home at which point Wally regained full memory of his past life as Turbo Joe. Distraught by the fact he was abandoned by his government, Wally vowed to return to racing and embrace his bodily augmentations, this time under the guise of the dreaded Bonemaster. After a gruelling 11 races, the Bonemaster was struggling. Losing consciousness and driving like some sort of geriatric, the Bonemaster remembered his past and spurred on by his former failures, won the last race in spectacular fashion. Some say his spends his days t-boning caribou with his quad bike in the deep forrest but as I say, just a theory.
the return of Donut Joe at 8:52 was hilarious
Sips, this is by far my favourite video out of all ! You are simply the best and seeing you so cheered up like that makes my day, all the time
That first place race, was pretty damned good. Not many people will ever be able to say they had such a clean run, in this game. Great job.
I thought this might be a bit boring, but after getting half way through it and cracking up laughing, I was proven utterly wrong! Hahaha!
the best commentary. the best finish. obligatory magnificent bastard reference. period.
there were so many opportunities for you to use the pit manoeuvre. You nudge the back of the guy in front's car some place behind the rear axel, which makes him begin to swerve in front of you, he compensates, recompensates in the other direction, an you push your advantage, and he will spin out. Works every time, pretty much.
I don't think he would know that anyway..
13:39 "Oh nooooooo!" #1 reason I watch Sips' videos, those shouts are the best.
take a drink every time he says t bone xD
I swear game companies should hire sips, I've bought every single game he has played
Holycrap! That last race was epic! He got into first, and held it the whole race!
Can't tell if I like Wally's World or the Bonemaster better. They're both just such amazing videos.
"We're gonna use wally as a way to turn, and possibly drive him into the wall. Wally's driving backwards, what a showoff" you're voice just makes this so much better
Absolute best Sips Video
I haven't been so invested in watching any competition in my entire life. Those perfect T-bones and that final race - fantastic!
big money
big woman
big bones.
The best part about this is that he never stops talking. So good.
Sips, you're surprisingly good at this.
I feel like the Bonemaster is somehow related to Gravey. Probably twin brothers. As Gravey never made his own T-bone career come to light he went into hiding far off from the likes of cars and the people who knew his T-bone shame, but the desire for T-bones was too strong, and so he took out his anger on the people of Sipsburgh.
He stays haunting Sipsburgh until regular bones satisfy him no longer and he rises up to the challenge to take on his brother in a race that'll probably bring about the end of the world when both brothers collide in an epic dual T-bone, breaking all the known laws of physics in the process.
This is seriously one of the best evening with sips he's done. So funny, I love the power overwhelming lol
A new Next Car Game vid? OH YEAH!
I'm glad Sips did so well in this race, although I do feel a little bit sorry for poor chap Turbo Joe, whom Sips has murdered in cold blood on several occasions.
Oh, and for some reason I imagine the Bonemaster looking somewhat like Ozzy Osbourne.
When I played this game there was no TBONE meter... is this DLC?
he added it in editing...
................... you don't say?
JAckh45 Well it's very hard to know iff someone made a sarcastic comment iff they didn't give an obvious sign that it was a sarcastic comment. That's why they answered you with serious answers.
Jake The Unicorn Well that was quite obviously sarcastic
Rasmus Hagemann His question not your reply
The entire episode = Top 5. The whole thing. All of it. Sips, you magnificent Bone Master!
Nobody taunts the Bonemaster in such a way and lives. Nobody.
Fuck yeah, the return of Turbo Joe! You're the best Sips!
The Blues Brothers dont want a T-Bone, they want 5 whole chickens and some plain white toast.
YOU WON! Congratulations sips! I actually did a victorious arm raise. That game is solid!
The TBONE master should do a figure 8 race! Tbones everywhere!
That last race was soo fine, it even made sips rhyme.
A racing game mode that gives you power ups as you administer t-bones would be amazing.
Sips DOESN'T crash into anybody at the beginning and wins. Gee, whoda thunk it?
Sips said "more banished" *excited*
Someone's got to make a collection of all the best moments from these videos!
I enjoy watching you play this game and listening to your commentary, this is definitely your game.
Let us never forget about The Bonemaster!
The beginning of race #10 was one of the funniest things I've seen
Well done, Sips. Perhaps, later on The Bonemaster could return for one final race.
Love next car game!!!! this is so great sips, ive just been loving your channel lately and this is such a good game.
for this entire video i just imagined skeletor leaning over the wheel shaking his fist at everyone else
the graphics look amazing like the way you play this btw ;p this game would be amazing on occulus rift
Well done my friend, my gut hurt from laughing so hard by the end of this video. Well done!
Fantastic!
Sips this was so enjoyable! Thank you! Your videos mostly make me laugh so hard I get stomache aches! This is one of them.
Thanks for the entertainment ;)
new drinking game, a shot every time sips says t-bone
I would actually watch motorsports if Sips commentated it
13:37 OH NOOOOOO. Gets me every time XD
RIP in peace Leslie Nielsen.
Sips, the PIT maneuver.
a pit maneuver is when you are behind someone and then go up to their left or right and hit their back wheel with the side of your car
D ödsvinge
oh, maybe
When he was overflowing with power, he raced his best lap ever
If sips wrote a book, I would live by its juxtaposed character backgrounds.
Every time Sips uploads one of these I get so excited, they're always hilarious and the characters he comes up with a fucking brilliant. Fuckin' Donut Joe, all the way.
That last race...every other competitor decided to evict themselves from the map when they saw the Bonemaster.
Can't wait until this is completed. Such a good game!
you should check out burnout paradise then. for 2007, it was made with pretty damn good graphics, and isn't very resource intensive.
Already have burnout paradise and this. Next Car Game isn't really that resource intensive either.
Idea for a drinking game: take a shot everytime sips says "T-Bone"
Preparation: get booze, invite friends, check life insurance, start video
I laughed so much watching this video! What a guy, what a guy.
The italian car really hates that yellow one, pushes him into the sign at the start of EVERY race.
The names you make on the spot are hilarious
wa wa wee wa, what an outro!
Make a series of this its awesome and you're a good RUclipsry
man, gotta love the music that faded in at the end!
Best you tuber
Great content
Great vids
Great partners (rest of yogs cast)
You can change the parts on the main menu, so you can have a better engine and tires :)
Every time, at the beginning of each race, that car that starts in 1st gets taken out by the Italian Firecracker. Every time.
The BoneMaster and Thrustm need their own sitcom .
Every race the yellow car gets taken out at the start by the Italian wipersnaper.
Please choose the white muscle car and RP as Doughnut Joe!
That's the type of car everybody drove back in the day, Sips.
Golden years of Sips
Now if Sips could just learn how to take corners he'd be amazing at this game.
The bonemaster is by far the most inventive racing alias invented in a minute.
my blood pressure was through the roof that last run. yay sips!!
You can change the parts on the car to where it goes faster on the main menu. Make the engine 500 horse power instead of 300.
MOAR Next Car Game
Sips, why you dont have at least 5 million subscribers puzzles me.
Starting to turn before the apex of the corner may be good Sips.
I can't help but notice Sips' T-Bone meter isn't filling up. Ahh, shiieeeettt.
Power Overwhelming!!!!! :D
then a void terror shows up...
POWER OVERWHELMING! *Flashes*
Please more next car game i love it its some of your best
Most American police cars were Ford Crown Victorias until fairly recently.
even in the 60's and 70's?
Long Beach cop cars are still crown vics
sobekflakmonkey Not crown vics but older ford models, but i wouldn't really know what most of them were as i'm british :|.
Well, growing up in MA and still living here (I'm 33), they were mostly all Crown Victorias until about 2000. Now we see Chargers/Mustangs/whatever they are.
This is very quickly becoming Wacky races with all the different personalities
Best fucking race iv ever seen.. I'm cleaning up my pants as I'm typing this
Jhon Snow: Sips is never going to win a race!
Me:You know nothing Jhon Snow!
lol,sorry ,i knew that was something wrong,i am from brasil,so my english is shit :)
The sedan is actaully currently the best car in the game, due to stats and in my opinion, looks
Naked Gun was the movie, Police squad was the show.
For everyone who is wondering sips has NOT left the yogscast.
U need 2 add the stunt at 19:30 into the week to remember episode cause that was just hilarious.
Go forth, become champion of the next car game. Win for your homeland.
i LOVE the names he makes!!
love the editing in this video
Great job Sips, I can hardly get past 15th place most of the time.
I love these car game videos
You're definitly the best in "suck at a game but still make it soooooo interesting":D
Best commentary and game ever more
Sips T-boned the wall before he got any T-bones :)
wooooo!!!! Sips!!!! You are the best!!