Well at least the Taoists can appreciate a good drink and burger. Dietary restrictions 24/7 are so unnecessary. Restrictions during holidays are fine though.
@@tamade7108 actually the taoists girls hate myouren temple girl(idk how the two leaders doesnt care about each other tough...)you'll know the story. Kanako built Byakuren's temple on the top of Miko's grave, which delayed Miko's Resurrection. The Bhuddist didn't know it. Miko understood it, so she is okay with it, but other Taoists such as Futo still doesnt like them that much
5:34 "Well, then, Jugenmujugenmugoko no Surikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaibo no Shuringashuringan no Gurindaigurindai no Bomboribombona no Joukyuume no Chousuke, you are grounded for fooling around during your punishment chores!"
Byakuren Dialogue Baseball: 1: There there... It's no big deal. Have fun, but please be careful 2: Ara ara... You girls seem to be rowdy when you play 3: OH YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL!? LET'S F**KING PLAY !!! Beer Stash: 1. Now, now... Who would hide beer in my temple? Is it you, Nazrin? Shou? ICHIRIN? 2. Oh. So it's Futo. I guess... SHE CAN HAVE HER BEER BACK, IN NARAKA (Hell)!!!! Broken Bowl: 1. You broke a bowl? Ara ara... Guess you naughty girls will have to be punished. Brooms are over there. 2. MU-RA-SA!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED! AND YOU, SHOU! PUNISHMENT TIME!
I was going to question your comment about byakuren "grounding" murasa, then i remembered that Byakuren shoved Murasa in the ground, literally "grounding" her.
1. Learn from your crappy aim. 2. Don't f*cking bring booze to the temple! 3. DON'T F*CKING PLAY WHEN YOU GET PUNISHED!!! This was the saint at it's finest! :D
4:42 If anyone asks what Shou and Murasa were jabbering about, check "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: 4-Koma Theater" at the part with Scar and King Bradley. You'll thank me for this.
That lip-syncing with Shou and Murasa, that requires a lot of skill to sync all those words perfectly like you did. In fact, I'd argue that you synced it up better than the original source of the audio did.
She is a dark sorceress, so she can have such super human speed and strength, but, as for her being that strict, its not completely canon. In Symposium of Post-Mysticism, its revealed that many of the youkai members of Myouren Temple dont follow some, if any, of the Buddhist precepts they're supposed to. So shes not very enforcing.
Byakuren:That's okay a little ball in the head doesn't hurt much *2 minutes later* Byakuren:OKAY YOU LITTLE SHIT YOUR COMING WITH ME ON THE SEX DUNGEON BAD KIDS NEEDS PUNISHMENT
@@EasternStoryUltra specifically means adding double the bullet count, it's just a mod for the games. Ultra Phantasm exists specifically for Yukari in PCB as she's the only Phantasm boss.
@@timeforgottenprince8271 the last sketch is a reference from FMAB ( fullmetal alchemist brotherhood ) ; in particular from the 'koma theater' version ( in which the authors occasionally joke about the series or its characters by adding some short funny parodies ) . The scene here represented is the parody they made about the fight between two key characters of the series who both don't happen to have a name ; as such the joke goes "Tell me, what's your name ? " "My name is Jugemu JugemuGokō-no surikireKaijarisuigyo-noSuigyōmatsu Unraimatsu FūraimatsuKuunerutokoro-ni SumutokoroYaburakōji-no burakōjiPaipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringanShūringan-no GūrindaiGūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-noChōkyūmei-no Chōsuke" "What a coincidence. My name also happens to be Jugemu JugemuGokō-no surikireKaijarisuigyo-noSuigyōmatsu Unraimatsu FūraimatsuKuunerutokoro-ni SumutokoroYaburakōji-no burakōjiPaipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringanShūringan-no GūrindaiGūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-noChōkyūmei-no Chōsuke !" and the scene goes on like that until one of them just happens to randomly bite his own tongue while pronouncing his name.
lmao this part, yukuzo ! Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire Kaijarisuigyo no suigyoumatsu Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro Yabura kouji no bura kouji Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan Shuuringan no guurindai Guurindai no ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no Chousuke!
+Brian Rooney One would think that spending god knows how much years in hell would make her view ordinary life in mortal plain of existence as cakewalk.
Dzonatan Gavert That's only one possibility. Another is that she's still under stress from her time in hell, and reacts poorly to moments like the ones in the above video.
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R.I.P, Futo
We will always remember your nice boat
you poor thing allways being hated by the myouren temple girls
Well at least the Taoists can appreciate a good drink and burger. Dietary restrictions 24/7 are so unnecessary. Restrictions during holidays are fine though.
And yet her boat was destroyed in the nuclear explosion
@@tamade7108 actually the taoists girls hate myouren temple girl(idk how the two leaders doesnt care about each other tough...)you'll know the story. Kanako built Byakuren's temple on the top of Miko's grave, which delayed Miko's Resurrection. The Bhuddist didn't know it. Miko understood it, so she is okay with it, but other Taoists such as Futo still doesnt like them that much
Mononabe Futo RlP布都w
5:34 "Well, then, Jugenmujugenmugoko no Surikekaijarisugesugematsufunfaimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisumiyapparikojiyapparikojibaibobaibobaibo no Shuringashuringan no Gurindaigurindai no Bomboribombona no Joukyuume no Chousuke, you are grounded for fooling around during your punishment chores!"
Sapheiorus YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE BADASS HERO OF THE WHOLE FUCK*NG WORLD, LET ME THANK YOU
NEXT WADHURAチャンネル これの元ネタ音声がハガレンだとは思わんかった。
Q.E.D. 元ネタってなんですか？
木村悠 最後の寿限無のくだりがたしか鋼の錬金術師のオマケだかなんかって話し
GINTAMA!!
字幕なしで会話がわかる
編集度の高さがやばい😱
彼らはコミュニケーションをとるために言葉を必要としません、時にはボディランゲージが唯一の言語です
村紗と星が戦おうとしている所を見ている聖が怖すぎる。
2:55
Some teleport behind you.
Byakuren teleports in front of you. She's just that much of a badass that her presence must be known.
5 years late.
Not like many are capable of actually stopping her IF she teleports infront of you :D
That is fair, it's certainly a power move, like at that point she's just showing off.
@@Mr._Sherwood She can also apply super armor to herself in AoCF. You know you're f*cked when she can just NOPE your Last Word.
She's the Final Boss for a reason, y'all.
fc and she’s youkai Jesus for a reason too.
The powers of characters in Touhou are not determined by the number of stage. More Lore based
Byakuren Dialogue
Baseball:
1: There there... It's no big deal. Have fun, but please be careful
2: Ara ara... You girls seem to be rowdy when you play
3: OH YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL!? LET'S F**KING PLAY !!!
Beer Stash:
1. Now, now... Who would hide beer in my temple? Is it you, Nazrin? Shou? ICHIRIN?
2. Oh. So it's Futo. I guess... SHE CAN HAVE HER BEER BACK, IN NARAKA (Hell)!!!!
Broken Bowl:
1. You broke a bowl? Ara ara... Guess you naughty girls will have to be punished. Brooms are over there.
2. MU-RA-SA!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED! AND YOU, SHOU! PUNISHMENT TIME!
Wow so accurate
I was going to question your comment about byakuren "grounding" murasa, then i remembered that Byakuren shoved Murasa in the ground, literally "grounding" her.
***** When Byakuren says she's going to ground someone. She means it. LITERALLY.
Hence her shoving Murasa in the ground
its NARAKU and not NARAKA
1. Learn from your crappy aim.
2. Don't f*cking bring booze to the temple!
3. DON'T F*CKING PLAY WHEN YOU GET PUNISHED!!!
This was the saint at it's finest! :D
幻想郷内で一、二を争う程物事を物理で解決する破戒僧ひじりん
ほんとすこ
Man these mmd Touhou animations are animated pretty good!
聖の最初の顔がじわじわくる（笑）
確かに笑笑
またあなる
厨房の時これ大好きだったなぁ。
ハマりすぎて何回も見てた。
なるほどお酒の瓶三つあればなんかすごいのが撃てるのか
ただし魔法使いと言うジョブが必要です
童貞なら魔法使いになれる。
@@赤砂のサソリ 童貞捨てるか魔法使いになるかの究極の選択
2:30せやなww
(なんだここの会話は！！(◎_◎;)！！というか童貞関係なくね！？)
Still cracks me up even after half a decade ago.
4:42 If anyone asks what Shou and Murasa were jabbering about, check "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: 4-Koma Theater" at the part with Scar and King Bradley. You'll thank me for this.
4:07
村紗のジャンピングバック土下座
That lip-syncing with Shou and Murasa, that requires a lot of skill to sync all those words perfectly like you did. In fact, I'd argue that you synced it up better than the original source of the audio did.
4:07 when you have to apologize with style
5:27 That feeling when your boss catches you texting or browsing on the internet on duty.
LMAO
Most Byakuren faces can be summed up as *"NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN"*
Traumafine Or the [MENACING] meme from Jojo.
You should have said I'm gonna say the n word and are you even black cause I am slightly offended
...Or simply as "NOW YOU FUCKED UP."
4:42 Apparently the Myouren Temple members are fans of Fullmetal Alchemist and/or memes.
キャッチボールわろた
ALC一派のやべー奴・ぬえになげると爆発するんだね友達のぬえくんに投げてみよ！
お前らアングル変えろよとは思ったw
寿限無のくだり吹いたwww
村紗の後ろに聖さんが…
@@榊原士郎
村紗「あ、オワタ＼(^o^)／」
ヤマトバカチャンネル まあ、そうなるよなw
ゆーさん これの元ネタって何ですか？
@@ジョナサンはディオを殴り足りない 鋼の錬金術師のオマケのアニメですね
優しい人が怒ったら怖いという事がこの動画で伝わりました
Note to self: Don't piss off Byakuren
Her smile before the crédits is still beautiful, though
聖さん、とても穏やかで優しく聖母のような人だと思っていたのに、一変すればまるで鬼神の如くお怒りになるとは((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))
高野臣介
仏の顔も３度までェ…
てか弾幕があんな一人要塞みたいな時点で
お察し
さすが東方一の怖キャラですね
ちなみに東方一厳しいのはしきえいき
m(__)mやらなくだあ
一応四季様閻魔様だからね聖が厳しいのは仏教の教えが厳しいのもあるのでしょう
じゅげむ好きwww
俺も笑笑
名前が長いわ！
てか名前よく名前覚えたなʬʬʬ
3分23秒の布都
「解せぬ...」
ミラーγ 3:23
ミラーγ 布都「ん？」ﾁｭﾄﾞｫｫｫﾝ
3:21
布都ちゃん...御愁傷様です(^_^;)
関係ないじゃん💦
+桜吹雪と臥竜
キレイに吹っ飛んだからw
神霊の依り憑く月の姫 物部布都「解せぬ
神霊の依り憑く月の姫
この後、布都は永遠亭に運ばれた
南無三…
お酒の件のやつなにが悪いんやろうって思ってたけど、よくよく考えたら寺住みしてる人は飲んじゃいけないのか
Mamizou: And this is why I debuted in Ten Desires, and NOT in UFO.
Same can go for Kyouko
瞳孔開いてる聖マジ怖いw
身体強化魔法を使うから、強化版の聖は、死ぬレベルw
UDKで草
笑笑
ガンギマリ聖
2:09 byaku's face 💞
Futo did nothing wrong :(
Shes trash.
@@ArchVileDaClown Autocorrection, u are
What fast words!
XD LOL
Tye_ reverse card
なんかオススメに来てたんだけどww
ひっさしぶりに見たけどやっぱ好きだわぁ……
水蜜のコメントなくね？？？
水蜜かわええええ！！！！！
布都ちゃん......！！これは太子様黙ってないのでは...
4:42 寅丸星（CV.柴田秀勝）
村紗水蜜（CV.三宅健太）
4:40〜分かってても笑ってしまうww
ひじりん……怒らせてはいけないNo.1にはいるな……
無誘導弾で飛翔物を落とすその能力……
是非とも高射特科に……
いたら、ある意味で大変だ
陸自の方いて草
金魚草があったww
それなww
地獄で有名な草だよね
おぎゃあああああああああ
あの補佐官さんのお気に入り、、、、食べたら殺されるね
このネタわかる人いたのか(一年前だけど)
ほんっとこれ最高w
Imagine Byakkuren In the end before rekting Murasa said *Omaewa Mo Shindeiru*
やっぱり、名作だな、何度見ても面白い
Halo voice: *OVERKILL*
*DOMINATING!*
pfffff hey! i know *YOU*
Why is it when Touhou and Japanese proverbs go together, something funny always comes out...?
Like that series of Seija misinterpreting Japanese proverbs: "Lies Proverb (Shinori)"
2:01金魚草が幻想入だと!?
still one of the best videos on youtube
1:25 ナズーリンの耳のひょこひょこが可愛い♪
寿限無のくだりがすごい好きなんだけどw
それな笑笑
Is Byakuren really that strict and Brutal??😅😅😂
And
GODLIKE???
Nejiell Canlas unfortunately 😰
She is a dark sorceress, so she can have such super human speed and strength, but, as for her being that strict, its not completely canon. In Symposium of Post-Mysticism, its revealed that many of the youkai members of Myouren Temple dont follow some, if any, of the Buddhist precepts they're supposed to. So shes not very enforcing.
Nejiell Canlas she IS youkai jesus after all
Three words:
Superhuman "Byakuren Hijiri".
You are a buddhist monk. Violent is forbidden , how could you punch your students? And akyuu was right , you would never become a buddha.
何回見ても何回見ても面白い🎵
酒に魔力込めて投げんなwwww
酒が相手に着弾した瞬間魔力爆発と
それによる引火が酒のアルコールとダンスッてパーリィn (♪感情の摩天楼
日 馬 富 士
テー→テー↑テー↓
ダイナミックアルコール消毒
Cant imagine so any scratch her bike....
There's a running gag about people dealing with her car XD
@@JeshuaMorbus And the result for the offender, is not pretty.
I'm almost certain murasa wanted to get pummeled, throwing the ball straight to hijiri that much
布都ちゃんが素直に不憫で草
No booze, no breaking plates, no messing with Hijiri! You may not survive...
+davedetrick
And no Taoism.
indeed
Jon Wood Anywhere?
Jon Wood I'm sure that Byakuren isn't that bad.
human would should go to space instead, and visit mars, then make a colony on it.
Byakuren:That's okay a little ball in the head doesn't hurt much
*2 minutes later*
Byakuren:OKAY YOU LITTLE SHIT YOUR COMING WITH ME ON THE SEX DUNGEON BAD KIDS NEEDS PUNISHMENT
この動画の聖の怒り3の銀玉の声優さんよう噛まずにいえるな
銀魂 × 鋼の錬金術師 〇
Rilakkuma love 恐らく早送り的なやつかと....
平泉道禁 マジかよ鬼滑舌だな
何このかわいい生き物達
何回みても好きw
ふ、布都が不憫すぎたw
5:54 こ↑こ↓の聖様すき
We need a video of Byakurin vs. Flandre Scarlet, both at full power (Ultra Extra Modo). Let's see how good Byakurin is at dodging raindrops.
wouldnt ultra extra be phantasm?
@@EasternStoryUltra specifically means adding double the bullet count, it's just a mod for the games. Ultra Phantasm exists specifically for Yukari in PCB as she's the only Phantasm boss.
ぬえ可愛い♪
同じく!!
コマンドー所属死神のイケルン じゅげむじゅげむごこうのすりきれかいじょりすいぎょのすいぎょうまつ
じゅげむじゅげむごこうのすりきれかいじょりすいぎょのすいぎょうまつうんらいまつやむらこうじのむらこうじ
なち なち なんだっけ？思い出せねぇ💦
GARDEN GARDEN 寿限無ですよ
聖、V-MAX乗りか
中々良いチョイスだ
聖……野球ボール投げんの上手い……てか、ボールが爆発しただと！？
It’s all good until the eyes open. Even when closed, I’d tread lightly.
Lol that fullmetal alchemist/gintama reference
?
@@timeforgottenprince8271 the last sketch is a reference from FMAB ( fullmetal alchemist brotherhood ) ; in particular from the 'koma theater' version ( in which the authors occasionally joke about the series or its characters by adding some short funny parodies ) . The scene here represented is the parody they made about the fight between two key characters of the series who both don't happen to have a name ; as such the joke goes "Tell me, what's your name ? " "My name is Jugemu JugemuGokō-no surikireKaijarisuigyo-noSuigyōmatsu Unraimatsu FūraimatsuKuunerutokoro-ni SumutokoroYaburakōji-no burakōjiPaipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringanShūringan-no GūrindaiGūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-noChōkyūmei-no Chōsuke" "What a coincidence. My name also happens to be Jugemu JugemuGokō-no surikireKaijarisuigyo-noSuigyōmatsu Unraimatsu FūraimatsuKuunerutokoro-ni SumutokoroYaburakōji-no burakōjiPaipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringanShūringan-no GūrindaiGūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-noChōkyūmei-no Chōsuke !" and the scene goes on like that until one of them just happens to randomly bite his own tongue while pronouncing his name.
これが5年前と…5年前のクオリティじゃねぇ…
And also always laughed hard when Byakurens eyes is red and the BG music is playing hahaha
lmao this part,
yukuzo ! Jugemu jugemu gokou no surikire
Kaijarisuigyo no suigyoumatsu
Unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yabura kouji no bura kouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no
Ponpokonaa no choukyuumei no
Chousuke!
+Rin Einzbern LMAO but what does it mean?
it was their name , also i dont think there is another meaning XD
Rin Einzbern how can their name be that long?!and they said something about 'fixing' (shuuringan 修理んがん)
I really want to get it, ha.
look what i found , en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugemu
there is a meaning afterall ! , but the meaning of that long name is literally by part not all in one
It's crazy 😂 finally got the joke, thanks.
最初の話の2回目村紗が土下座してるところが面白くって笑ったwww
最後ワロタｗ
saeki himuro きさま、本当の名はなんという、じゅげむじゅげむ…無理だ…
01 kazu
貴様本当の名はなんと申す？
( -ω- `)ﾌｯ
じゅげむじゅげむ ごこうのすりきれ かいじゃりすいぎょのすいぎょうまつうんらいまつふうらいまつ くうねるところにすむところ やぶらこうじのぶらこうじ ぱいぽぱいぽぱいぽのしゅーりんがん しゅーりんがんのぐーりんだい ぐーりんだいのぽんぽこぴーのぽんぽこなのちょうきゅうめいのちょうすけ
奇遇だな私の名も
じゅげむじゅげむ ごこうのすりきれ かいじゃりすいぎょのすいぎょうまつうんらいまつふうらいまつ くうねるところにすむところ やぶらこうじのぶらこうじ ぱいぽぱいぽぱいぽのしゅーりんがん しゅーりんがんのぐーりんだい ぐーりんだいのぽんぽこぴーのぽんぽこなのちょうきゅうめいのちょうすけ
というのだ
行くぞぉ！じゅげむ…以下略
来い！
じゅげむ…以下略
BO LU 君の名は。
落書き屋
じゅ(ry
鋼の○金術師の四コマ劇場…
2:55これはマジでびびるし怖い
「今目ぇそらしたな？…………なぁ？」って感じがもうw
たまに見たくなる……だから久々に見に来た！
I want a sitcom featuring the Myouren cast. Kinda like the FS manga did, but bigger!
めっちゃ海外ウケしてる
豪族「光が…ひろがってゆく…」
こ、怖えぇー
このモデルの聖が1番好き
3:32
Unzan: Woah, that Taoist has just completely disappeared
聖さん怒るとコエー😅
あんまり怒らない人が怒ったらこうなるのですかね？ー
They're trying her patience. A Japanese toung twister
これって お助け衣玖さん！ の人？
So appereantly, Byakuren has an atomic throw. Good to know
硬式を当てられても怪我しない聖神やん
1:46痛そうww
そして金魚草可愛い
3 stages only? she must be in lots of stress lately....
I wonder if related to her age...
+Little Sunflower I think it's because of her time in hell...
+Brian Rooney
One would think that spending god knows how much years in hell would make her view ordinary life in mortal plain of existence as cakewalk.
Dzonatan Gavert That's only one possibility.
Another is that she's still under stress from her time in hell, and reacts poorly to moments like the ones in the above video.
+Brian Rooney Hell? You're talking about Makkai right?
I liek cats Yeah.
byakuren "ambient occlusion" hijiri
DO NOT FUCK.
WITH THE YOUKAI JESUS.
この白蓮様の
モデル好き❤️
みんな可愛い！
主さんお疲れ様です！
聖白蓮の顔の圧が強いんじゃあ
布都「解せぬ」
*Byakuren-sama : Buddism Is War*
That high quality model tho
5:44
めっちゃこえええww
Byakuren tolerates no shenanigans
2:03～4に移る瞬間に一時停止すると・・・
grizzly kuma- 凄いねwww
赤(///∇///)
このHENTAI共がっ
再生速度落としたら良いゾ
残像が...