Amanda the Adventurer

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2023
  • Grab some popcorn and turn out the lights! It's Amanda time!
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 Год назад +15496

    Mark trying to solve all the puzzles in the room without watching any of the tapes gives *a dad trying to build something **_without looking at the instructions_*

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +130

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man"
      ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- Год назад +178

      Forget trying to build something without instructions, this is a dad trying to get through the parking lot/find a camping spot while adamantly denying to ask the multiple personnel that they've passed on the way to getting lost.

    • @h3arts4kaykay
      @h3arts4kaykay Год назад +30

      @@philosophy_bot4171ty philosophy bot🤪

    • @ColdCoals
      @ColdCoals Год назад +12

      Papiplier

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Год назад +8

      gives a dad trying to build something without looking at the instructions

  • @KovarrBlue
    @KovarrBlue Год назад +5699

    I love how many streamers thought the mint chocolate chip ice cream was important because it's mentioned twice - yet no one seems to notice Amanda was talking about it BECAUSE it was the little girl's favourite and/or she hears the father mention it. That Amanda was aware of what was going on outside the TV.

    • @zbcrazy
      @zbcrazy Год назад +520

      That was my first thought, I was like “oh geez she heard what the dad said” 😂

    • @Jaxnay219
      @Jaxnay219 Год назад +302

      She was literally eating the ice cream on the tv like she somehow went and got it! Really creepy!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Год назад +173

      I thought it meant it was only the little girls favorite because Amanda liked it

    • @Dokutah_Kow
      @Dokutah_Kow Год назад +5

      @@zbcrazy same

    • @imgonnatouchyouniceandslow
      @imgonnatouchyouniceandslow Год назад +42

      Same. I thought it was pretty obvious.

  • @sonicbackrooms897
    @sonicbackrooms897 Год назад +1542

    Markiplier trying to end a livestream is like being at a friends house as a kid and your parents come to pick you up but then you get like thirty minutes extra of play time from your parents talking

    • @cheesymoons98
      @cheesymoons98 9 месяцев назад +42

      No better way to explain it fr

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 7 месяцев назад +36

      or going to your aunt & uncle’s for christmas “don’t worry we’ll leave soon” at 4pm then turns out you don’t leave until after dark

  • @madimood
    @madimood Год назад +2733

    why is Amanda being confused more terrifying than her actually being aggressive??

    • @michaelachapman2192
      @michaelachapman2192 11 месяцев назад +319

      because then its more obvious she's not in full control of her own mind and the demon is slowly destroying her :D

    • @madimood
      @madimood 11 месяцев назад +35

      @@michaelachapman2192 fr though

    • @suiginmigasuto3356
      @suiginmigasuto3356 11 месяцев назад +137

      Confusion leads to more unpredictability.

    • @wolfie1703
      @wolfie1703 11 месяцев назад +57

      Idk but for me it reminded me of dementia patients and it made me sad

    • @squirrelbugg99
      @squirrelbugg99 11 месяцев назад +3

      Fellow Biscuit and Joy enjoyer

  • @caspianodinsson5084
    @caspianodinsson5084 Год назад +8567

    I love how every Markiplier stream starts with his wild indignation and unwarranted agression to chat.

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 Год назад +410

      Oh, but it's completely warranted and they know it

    • @jamitybamity
      @jamitybamity Год назад +57

      ​@@welshlout3400 can't really say you're wrong

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 Год назад +40

      Look at the monitor screen at 8:31

    • @PopyRoblox1202
      @PopyRoblox1202 Год назад +6

      ESCAPE EVIL GRANDMA

    • @Zackary938
      @Zackary938 Год назад +75

      completely reasonable if you see how chat is

  • @lynnex7551
    @lynnex7551 Год назад +5816

    Amanda: “I just want to get my friend a treat”
    Mark: “It’s hard to beat meat”

  • @seeskittyplay3620
    @seeskittyplay3620 Год назад +518

    I love the little glances over to chat to see if he's annoying everyone appropriately

  • @Gothicfox18
    @Gothicfox18 Год назад +304

    1:11:12 I love how Mark looks dumbfounded when Rebecca signed the paper then goes on with “I don’t think a child can sign a contract” it’s just amazing

  • @ficteon
    @ficteon Год назад +36029

    I was wondering why it took 2.5 hours for him to complete this game.. then he started trying putting a banana in the oven for 10 minutes.

    • @gonzaxdbruh8622
      @gonzaxdbruh8622 Год назад +2320

      Truly a "markiplier only" situation

    • @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489
      @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 Год назад +468

      hahah good one!! and yeah he is like him... can't help him
      11:52 how is this?!!?? is this 1?!??!?!? XD is this real?!! XD

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +362

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law"
      ~ Immanuel Kant

    • @_vannah_uwu3433
      @_vannah_uwu3433 Год назад +104

      ​@@philosophy_bot4171Thanks buddy :)

    • @k1llmong3r58
      @k1llmong3r58 Год назад +120

      @@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 either you type like a 5 year old or english isnt your first language
      i respect it

  • @Artemis4857
    @Artemis4857 Год назад +8433

    I love how Markiplier continues to scream “I AM A RULE FOLLOWER!” Even though in literally all horror games he goes the opposite direction that is instructed.

    • @RavenHound
      @RavenHound Год назад +28

      Yup

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Год назад +69

      Man is such an anarchist he actually goes agaisnt admiting to being one, respect

    • @jhealynn
      @jhealynn Год назад +9

      Don’t forget the 10 minute introduction lol

    • @EveInTheMachine
      @EveInTheMachine 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@massgunner4152 Now that's a commitment to anarchy. xD

    • @toomucheverythingatonce4859
      @toomucheverythingatonce4859 11 месяцев назад +9

      it's basically a rule that you have to become chaos in horror games to scare off the big bads.

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 Год назад +327

    Mark throwing a banana at an invisible wall for five minutes is PEAK content lmfao. Man's adhd goes hard

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech 3 месяца назад

      Him instantly forgetting the question is not. It’s worrying.

  • @yourpseudoboyfie
    @yourpseudoboyfie Год назад +83

    When Mark started threatening chat that he was going to do a four hour analysis of the menu, I was so scared because I wouldn't actually put it past him to do so

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 5 дней назад

      I have noticed an insistent propensity for wasting my time. Just came from the Sucker for Love 2 video where he spends a full fifth of the run time ignoring the big yellow objective on the top of the screen just wandering around doing nothing.

  • @jarl_stigandr6821
    @jarl_stigandr6821 Год назад +6678

    Mark sounding like a father done with his childrens shit in the beggining is pure comedy

    • @yourfathersinferioritycomplex
      @yourfathersinferioritycomplex Год назад +86

      All the iron lung questions are amazing

    • @SuperSonic04395
      @SuperSonic04395 Год назад +1

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 Год назад +4

      Spelling is hard

    • @aquamarie3117
      @aquamarie3117 Год назад +54

      He goes from energetic younger brother energy to not-mad-just-disappointed dad and right back again in a matter of seconds

    • @mrsf9790
      @mrsf9790 Год назад +7

      he sounds very tired

  • @MinnesotaSaint
    @MinnesotaSaint Год назад +7577

    I think it's funny that Mark is a chronic milk drinker but constantly breaks his bones

    • @kythwilde4654
      @kythwilde4654 Год назад +61

      Milk drinker from Skyrim?

    • @likeabossgaming4381
      @likeabossgaming4381 Год назад +244

      "Oh You silly cow... you have all the milk, don't you?"

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Год назад +304

      The calcium is not for making the bones stronger, but to mend his fragmented skeletal structure.

    • @BionicalSoul
      @BionicalSoul Год назад +177

      I know I'm going to be crucified for being that guy but I feel like I have to point out that the nose is made of cartilage, not bone. Not too sure if calcium still helps tho
      Edit: turns out I was wrong and though it's mostly cartilage, there is a small piece of bone that can break which is closer to your face, so I hereby plead oopsie daisy

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice Год назад +8

      @@BionicalSoul to right mate, not even a bone

  • @YeaNo.
    @YeaNo. 8 месяцев назад +65

    "I think i shouldve helped the lonely kitten" had me CRYINGGG

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 9 месяцев назад +64

    I like how Mark is not paying attention to what Amanda is asking by fooling around and immediately asking what her question is.

  • @troubletrumble
    @troubletrumble Год назад +12429

    There's nothing more 'Markiplier' than ending his stream whilst trashing on a camera company about how crazy the prices are 😂

    • @shoebill4902
      @shoebill4902 Год назад +250

      Market plier

    • @jeremiahtablet
      @jeremiahtablet Год назад +89

      @@shoebill4902 Economy curve

    • @Char-a
      @Char-a Год назад +52

      He's markiplier, that's why we love him

    • @shoebill4902
      @shoebill4902 Год назад +6

      @@joeman3614 nice bot

    • @joeman3614
      @joeman3614 Год назад +14

      Shoeball what are you talking about 😒

  • @jadine69
    @jadine69 Год назад +4531

    "aww wooly, it's your birthday!" Probably the most wholesome moment you could ever get in a horror game

    • @Anime_theatre_lover
      @Anime_theatre_lover Год назад +202

      Agreed. Wooly finally got some respect

    • @MonAAmour
      @MonAAmour Год назад +92

      @@Anime_theatre_loverplot twist the present inside is mutton from the meat shop

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Год назад +15

      horror has stuff like that all the time

    • @CJxLuvly
      @CJxLuvly Год назад +13

      That and when she makes the animal sounds lol especially the chicken lol so adorable

    • @abitofjoyandsorrow
      @abitofjoyandsorrow Год назад +24

      Meanwhile Bite Victim in FNaF 4: aww its my birthday 💀

  • @user-nx7ou3by2u
    @user-nx7ou3by2u 10 месяцев назад +46

    Mark trying every coloring book combo EXCEPT the correct one killed my soul

  • @tnturnip
    @tnturnip Год назад +181

    Watching Mark missing the clues and answers while we desperately yell it out is genuinely the actual experience of watching shows like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol

    • @sillyalert14
      @sillyalert14 8 месяцев назад +6

      YEP

    • @SarkenHS
      @SarkenHS 2 месяца назад +4

      I don't think you people realize you're getting whooshed so hard by Mark xD.
      Him ignoring you all trying to backseat him is exactly the point he's trying to make. Now I'm not gonna assume you're one of those annoying backseaters, but I'm only half a hour in the video and even before a puzzle pops up on video I see half of chat already spamming aways the anwsers, and complaining how it takes him more than 1 minute to figure something out. And it's pretty obvious how on numerous times Mark is just faking going around in circles to goof around the harder chat is spamming.

  • @lukethefluke7
    @lukethefluke7 Год назад +3421

    I like how mark struggles to drown the robot, but has no mercy beheading that doll.

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Год назад +303

      to be fair though the doll doesn't plead with him like blabbot does

    • @Matthewwithers33
      @Matthewwithers33 Год назад +117

      Blabbot is also less mannequin like than a doll

    • @pde8444
      @pde8444 Год назад +55

      Idk if he struggled I kinda thought he liked hearing it pleading… I woulda put the water bucket down if I heard poor robot plead :(

    • @autisticcat6
      @autisticcat6 Год назад +40

      THE DOLL WASNT PICKING UP THE FLOWER, SHE DESERVED THAT

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 Год назад +19

      @@clqudy4750 Was about to comment almost the extract same (“To be fair, blabbot was begging for its life”) lol

  • @avapreston8134
    @avapreston8134 9 месяцев назад +83

    the chat:JUST PLAY THE TAPE mark:trying to bake a banana

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 10 месяцев назад +51

    20 minutes in and Mark is already disputing Amanda’s definition of the word pantry. Promising.

  • @lilvince9647
    @lilvince9647 Год назад +3889

    Markiplier: I have an unfathomable amount of money
    Also markiplier: I'd have to sell both kidneys to buy that camera

    • @dazley8021
      @dazley8021 Год назад +30

      I doubt mark has an "unfathomable amount of money". Worth =/= What you got on your account.
      The "brand" Markiplier maybe worth alot, but thats speculative values.

    • @buckyxcharms
      @buckyxcharms Год назад +78

      @@dazley8021 you should go see the clip of him talking with anthony padilla about it.
      he says "i have", not "i am worth" but it's legit a good clip just to see that he's also Bonkers Confused by it like the rest of us.

    • @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489
      @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 Год назад +21

      @@dazley8021 yeah but he has millions of subscribers, + tons of likes, all of that puts him in high position in YT and even if YT gets a percentage of the winnings, he is still earning a lot, + the guys that have the money to be part of the patreon, they sent messages or emojis or whatever in live chats with hundreds of $US, all of that has to be a lot of money, of course he has not that money because he spent it on paying his colabs, on his girlfriend, on things like the gamer he bought, displays, mic, VR glasses, etc. Etc. + the gym thing I saw once in one video, + food, + taxes, etc. Of course he earns a lot, but also has to waste money, if he stops buying some things maybe he can save, I save money by no eating some times during the day, only lunch or only dinner... You have to find a way.... I would like to earn what he earns 😅🤣 but when I try my YT I realized I need a bunch of time to edit videos, money to buy external HDDs (SSDs are more expensive) to save my files (I cannot afford a cloud service as you pay per month an amount, and IDK what happens with your data if you stop paying), a really good computer to avoid crashes of camtasia or things like that, so I gave up, + the University consumes lots of time if you study Engineering 😅

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Год назад +3

      @@buckyxcharms he's earned it though

    • @buckyxcharms
      @buckyxcharms Год назад +7

      @@MickeyMouse-lm6zj i'm not saying he hasn't lol. i think he has due to the work he's put in.
      i was just using his words to describe his status, because deserved or not, the amount is still Bonkers Confusing lol

  • @krolika3703
    @krolika3703 Год назад +5246

    I have rewatched the coloring segment and can confirm that Mark, indeed, did NOT do that combination.

    • @keegansheppard1416
      @keegansheppard1416 Год назад +131

      Thanks man, because I wasn’t going to watch all that again

    • @RPC_monster
      @RPC_monster Год назад +64

      Thank you for pointing that out
      Was wondering the same thing

    • @alfaarts8524
      @alfaarts8524 Год назад +69

      It was funny he just kept doing the same few Hes going mad

    • @flyguy8814
      @flyguy8814 Год назад +75

      I was going nuts watching it because I figured out the combination and watched him absolutely fail to brute force it while insisting he was, in fact, doing every combination

    • @darthmilo1833
      @darthmilo1833 11 месяцев назад +35

      I was so pissed during that segment, THE ONLY COMBINATION

  • @dreamybullcontent
    @dreamybullcontent Год назад +107

    Mark is the only guy who can spend 10 minutes doing an intro and still be entertaining

  • @Georgie_sucks
    @Georgie_sucks 10 месяцев назад +19

    32:48
    The realisation when you know it’s aunt kateee 😭

  • @a.p.444
    @a.p.444 Год назад +5237

    It's really easy to forget how good of a gamer Markiplier is until he finds a good chunk of the lore building Easter eggs and won the game in a single stream while goofing around.

    • @namantalwar6358
      @namantalwar6358 Год назад +157

      I mean it helps to have fifty thousand people screaming the next step at you

    • @potato4687
      @potato4687 Год назад +188

      ​​​​@@namantalwar6358 tbf mark was pretty much ignoring chat the whole play through, except for the one time he asked for help 2 hours in; but then he already solved it before

    • @dimitrifake53
      @dimitrifake53 11 месяцев назад +30

      To be honest.
      The game is not that hard.
      It's very short.

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 11 месяцев назад +28

      He wasted 5 minutes yelling about a knife 20 minutes to get into the game and paused about 5 billion times for no reason

    • @Fluxuriouss
      @Fluxuriouss 11 месяцев назад +13

      he also sat there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out the easiest puzzle in the game (the 24/7, candy, then meat)

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Год назад +1016

    Amanda: *asks a question*
    Mark: *dicks around*
    Also Mark: What was the question?

  • @thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue
    @thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue Год назад +25

    Love how marks refusal to go along with the tape got him the same ending even after all the work to get new tapes

  • @spybgon4597
    @spybgon4597 11 месяцев назад +64

    1:53:03 this moment is really good and it caught me off guard and how it switches from the lower quality audio to hire quality audio as if she's right there I love it

  • @emilymay5869
    @emilymay5869 Год назад +933

    "What's that smell?" "Well, it might be your attitude". That KILLED ME

  • @forever_mattdog9778
    @forever_mattdog9778 Год назад +1698

    Markiplier: "BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!"
    Also Markiplier: "I'm putting a banana in, I don't care what you say"

    • @soleil6774
      @soleil6774 11 месяцев назад +2

      time stamp?

    • @shadowfox1273
      @shadowfox1273 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@soleil677427:51 For the banana part

    • @andrei2362
      @andrei2362 Месяц назад +1

      While also forgetting to turn the damn oven on

  • @alexanderleoncerisha3563
    @alexanderleoncerisha3563 11 месяцев назад +18

    The moment he said “is that the bite of 89??” I died from laughter 😂

  • @kays4290
    @kays4290 7 месяцев назад +20

    "Well fuck you too Aunt Kate..."
    - Markiplier 2023
    Best quote...currently....

  • @livdanielajimenezdelgado5465
    @livdanielajimenezdelgado5465 Год назад +2504

    mark yelling at us for not knowing anything about wether iron lung is a feature film or a short film is hilarious

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Год назад +77

      The game was short, but with Mark and the game dev with all of the lore at their minds, the movie might answer some questions but then ask more

    • @blakebraswell9095
      @blakebraswell9095 Год назад +38

      Well, there is a trailer, and like ten other videos where he explains it, so I can understand his exasperation.

    • @St3ely
      @St3ely Год назад +8

      Wait but will it be in theaters or no

    • @kippsryan1
      @kippsryan1 Год назад +37

      ​@@St3ely Yes. Possibly a limited release but it will be shown theatrically.

    • @ironpuppet8790
      @ironpuppet8790 Год назад +18

      Pretty sure it's shits and giggles till mark shat with no giggle back

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +745

    He always has something interesting to talk about!

  • @thatonehorriblesibling
    @thatonehorriblesibling 11 месяцев назад +41

    This part right here at 1:42:07 was so funny to me just Mark's sheer confusion as he says "brain" managed to make me laugh for a good 10 seconds

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 10 месяцев назад +20

    Markiplier: "I finally got a refill on my ADHD meds!!"
    Also Markiplier: Gets distracted by every single thing in the game for several minutes

  • @XDrZaneX
    @XDrZaneX Год назад +1471

    Mark saying he got his ADD meds and then proceeding to forget questions because it won't repeat is such a mood

    • @Danimalsfan
      @Danimalsfan Год назад +69

      Adhd

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 Год назад +3

      Good for you mark I’m so happy that you got your ADHD medication filled

    • @QuietBorb
      @QuietBorb Год назад +2

      @@theresacherco3503 adhd

    • @DryRoastedLemon
      @DryRoastedLemon Год назад +8

      @@QuietBorb ​ ADD (DSM 4) = ADHD Inattentive type (DSM 5).

    • @hgghfghfghfghf
      @hgghfghfghfghf Год назад +1

      @@Danimalsfan adhd and add are pretty much the same except hyperactivity silly

  • @maxbaxter2003
    @maxbaxter2003 Год назад +1839

    My favorite past time is to watch markiplier live streams without the chat so it just feels like he's descending into madness

  • @jadabristol8202
    @jadabristol8202 Год назад +47

    Waking up to mark having a wholesome chat about ADHD and mental health is amazing 😂 2:17:03 so wholesome

  • @chertiff03legaspi
    @chertiff03legaspi Год назад +29

    Every time I hear Amanda screaming In The Kitchen, I can’t help but almost laugh my eyes out 💀 And Wooly’s screaming just adds to it 😂

  • @OfficialAiry.
    @OfficialAiry. Год назад +3580

    The way the stream ended was honestly hilarious, it’s literally just mark dying

    • @anni6572
      @anni6572 Год назад +48

      For me it was just him coughing on loop for like 5 minutes

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder Год назад +20

      I thought he genuinely was being attacked lol

    • @brothercuber3288
      @brothercuber3288 Год назад +9

      Lol it was funny

    • @froggwater
      @froggwater Год назад +18

      may he rest in peace lmao

    • @engagingweirdo
      @engagingweirdo Год назад +5

      I thought he was having a heart attack

  • @captainmorgan9149
    @captainmorgan9149 Год назад +334

    "AMANDA! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO CONSULT YOUR LAWYER!"
    that made me laugh so hard

  • @TheClonejackjack
    @TheClonejackjack Год назад +45

    1:39:00 you really see the gears turning and the intense moment of realization when Mark realizes the candles on the cake correlate with the candle in the card😂

  • @D.Honey_Beau
    @D.Honey_Beau 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Is that the Bite of '89, I was born in the summer of '89!"

  • @hunterdickerson8318
    @hunterdickerson8318 Год назад +975

    MARK: there can only be so many combinations
    Also mark: colors in the same 2 combinations 8 times

  • @Indictioned
    @Indictioned Год назад +2140

    Markiplier's transition from maniacal laughter to straight-up confusion after inputting the time into that old digital alarm was absolutely priceless.

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey Год назад +18

      timestamp please I lost it and want to rewatch it 😂

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl Год назад +17

      @@Sp00ksOdyssey 42:48

    • @Pillxow
      @Pillxow Год назад +8

      @@lkntgkltrndfl thanks legend

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 10 месяцев назад +11

    30:44 DAMN SHE DID WOOLY DIRTY!

  • @Gooblification
    @Gooblification 11 месяцев назад +10

    1:25:05 first time I had really noticed the barn I immediately said “Why is the barn on weed”

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 Год назад +1731

    Mark literally picking all of the possible wrong combinations except of the right one in the color book is such a Mark thing to do. Never change

    • @MoonDancer13
      @MoonDancer13 Год назад +24

      I thought it was "we went" "where?" "You took me"

    • @Wynorrific
      @Wynorrific Год назад +24

      It was so painful

    • @whatevero3701
      @whatevero3701 Год назад +2

      ​@@MoonDancer13it is?

    • @beckfenn5559
      @beckfenn5559 Год назад +10

      @@whatevero3701 It was ‘where?’ ‘We tried to’ and ‘we went’
      ‘Where?’ did we go. 24/7
      ‘We tried to’ go to the candy store
      ‘We went’ to the meat store
      The ‘you took me’ was just her accusing you (the player) of being at fault for being forced to go to the meat store.

    • @whatevero3701
      @whatevero3701 Год назад +4

      @@beckfenn5559 where we went. Where we tried to "go". Where you took me. By taking this literally you went to 24/7 you tried to go to candy store. But you took her to the meat store. I then said "it is?" As you typed out said sequence exactly. Your phrase can be understood as. (Where) "we went" (Where) as in where we tried to and (Where) you took me. I wasn't confused on the exact wording but rather you saying by context that the correct phrases were wrong.

  • @crapparc
    @crapparc Год назад +1683

    So I am now convinced that Lixian is a genius because the only thing I really got out of this livestream after watching it back is that Mark is actually a dumbass and Lixian edits the footage so well he makes Mark look normal.

    • @shegolily
      @shegolily Год назад +111

      LMAOO, I was thinking the exact same thing😭

    • @vedanth_2609
      @vedanth_2609 Год назад +14

      this is purposely the first and only plathrough of amanda the adventurer that i'll ever see since i like to experience it best from mark's perspective and it felt normal since if this was the first time i was playing it and didn't know anything about the game, i'd probably take about the same time to finish the game (without the bits he does in between like talking to chat in the beginning and try to shove a banana in the oven for 10 mins lol)
      I guess it helps a ton if you don't watch other people play a game quicker and figure out everything before watching mark's livestreams lol(this happened with security breach as well)

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +10

      Mark is a grade-A himbo after all

    • @LuzikArbuzik77
      @LuzikArbuzik77 Год назад +2

      I prefer the uncut footage most of the time

    • @nassahrakim8136
      @nassahrakim8136 Год назад +5

      Mark legit looks insane during this whole video 😂😂 he's gone too far in the deep end

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 8 месяцев назад +6

    Really wish Mark wouldn't stream these mystery games, his chat just spoils everything.

  • @A_u_s.
    @A_u_s. 11 месяцев назад +7

    “2001, it’s a year! (It was a tough one)”
    Ya…it sure was

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Год назад +3483

    Hey Markiplier! Fun little fact! A male chicken is only called a cockerel if it is younger than one year old, after which it is known as a cock. Similarly, a female chicken is called a pullet when it is younger than a year, after which it is known as a hen! Also, Amanda was kind of right about the cannibalism of chickens, they are absolutely cannibals if they need to be. This is why it is vital never to feed chickens egg and clean up any broken eggs in laying nests quickly. If the chickens figure out that the eggs they lay can be eaten, many will lay an egg, then just turn around and peck it open and eat it.
    I used to raise chickens when I was a young teen.

    • @QuicklimeTime
      @QuicklimeTime Год назад +297

      Hen, probably: "OMG, we taste DELICIOUS!"

    • @neondionxo
      @neondionxo Год назад +191

      Chickens being cannibals is actually so crazy

    • @Armund_Wolffe
      @Armund_Wolffe Год назад +195

      eggs are good for chickens, actually - as long as the egg isn't fed in the nest boxes you'll be fine.
      egg makes their feathers healthier, and the calcium makes their own eggshells stronger.

    • @adhithyap.9441
      @adhithyap.9441 Год назад +226

      @@Armund_Wolffe infinite egg glitch

    • @kzkaa.
      @kzkaa. Год назад +83

      @@adhithyap.9441 damn, these chickens be finding real life bugs

  • @meganmisura1858
    @meganmisura1858 Год назад +2722

    Of course Mark’s reaction to breaking his nose would be - *“Surely ignoring my broken nose won’t have consequences - perfect time for a stream!*

    • @aff77141
      @aff77141 Год назад +87

      It's the not even knowing how he broke it for me

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier Год назад +61

      @@aff77141I heard once you break it once breaking it again is easier. Maybe it’s gotten to the point where even just a breeze will shatter it lmaoooo (but seriously I’m worried he breaks that shit too much)

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 Год назад +19

      Totally not a masochist

    • @meooooowB3
      @meooooowB3 Год назад +9

      i broke my nose when i was 12 - it’s still broken never healed. however it didn’t hurt that much 😭😭 i just got up and walked away

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel Год назад +10

      @@meooooowB3 I was in 8th grade when I broke mine. I was hit in the face with a volleyball in gym. It didn't hurt that much. I never knew it until I went to get it cauterized that summer cause I was tired of the constant nosebleeds I've had for years. Not even a little blood but it would bleed like a faucet for 30+ minutes. The nose doctor was examining my nose and asked if I had ever broke it before. When I said no he said it looked like I had fairly recently. It healed crooked. It was a minor break so no big deal. Makes getting glasses suck cause of it being slightly crooked.

  • @D.Honey_Beau
    @D.Honey_Beau 11 месяцев назад +8

    "YOU GET A KNIFE, YOU CUT THE APPLE AND I DON'T CARE IF WE STAY HERE ALL NIGHT, I'M DOING AS INSTRUCTED!" -Markiplier

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq Год назад +665

    I love how he described getting his hair straightened as being "Farquaad-ed" 😂

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Год назад +2649

    Game: Increasing sense of suspense and uneasiness
    Mark: 𝗣 𝗘 𝗔 𝗖 𝗛 𝗕 𝗨 𝗧 𝗧
    43:59

    • @Fundipper
      @Fundipper Год назад +59

      That's ADHD at its finest

    • @maxgirouxpro
      @maxgirouxpro 11 месяцев назад +4

      Dude, your whole username is Rick roll. Lol

    • @mathewrobins4306
      @mathewrobins4306 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Fundipperyep… I agree

    • @Broken_Exhaust_Pipe
      @Broken_Exhaust_Pipe 11 месяцев назад +8

      Bruh I got ADHD and do shit like this all the time 💀💀💀

    • @Nezukooooooooooo_
      @Nezukooooooooooo_ 2 месяца назад

      I do this with fnaf ngl for example
      Dd: *comes*
      Me: DADDY ENNARD PLEASE KILL MMEEEEEEEE

  • @Madinluvv
    @Madinluvv 11 месяцев назад +9

    LMAO I love how the chat was just yelling "STORE CANDY MEAT" while Mark did EVERYTING but that.

  • @abhiramas2004
    @abhiramas2004 11 месяцев назад +6

    " What is that noise, what on earth are you watching"
    "Nothing mom its just markiplier trying to put his banana in the oven"
    "WHAT!!!"

  • @superpaytonmars8852
    @superpaytonmars8852 Год назад +1252

    I love how Mark has been playing horror games for so long that he's not even fazed by this creepy shit anymore.

    • @BisManTheBisMan
      @BisManTheBisMan Год назад +92

      It's because this game isn't scary
      It's mostly old reused tropes and edgy dialogue

    • @superpaytonmars8852
      @superpaytonmars8852 Год назад +31

      @@BisManTheBisMan yeah but it's still creepy.

    • @nicolerobertson2654
      @nicolerobertson2654 Год назад +39

      Yeah I mean, you do get desensitized to it after so long 😂

    • @Mr.Paint777
      @Mr.Paint777 Год назад

      true..very very true...

    • @thithi8793
      @thithi8793 Год назад

      ok

  • @kennethprehart8407
    @kennethprehart8407 Год назад +530

    Mark is the polar opposite of a speedrunner

  • @devi-gi4ch
    @devi-gi4ch 8 месяцев назад +7

    30:08 - inflation fr 💀

  • @pyjamadays
    @pyjamadays Год назад +10

    mark is a menace in this game 💀💀

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 Год назад +665

    Mark's nose just keeps getting more and more handsome with every break. Give it a dozen more and he'll start emitting a noticeable glow.

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Год назад +114

      Like handsome squidward

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Год назад +47

      Don't forget handsome Squidward after getting demolished by a Krusty Krab door

    • @thoseunhingedloserz1517
      @thoseunhingedloserz1517 Год назад +6

      LMAO I swear his nose breaks every year, man

    • @PocoMuses
      @PocoMuses Год назад +2

      Handsome squidward style

    • @dtplaysmc8841
      @dtplaysmc8841 Год назад +1

      Great, now he's going to break his nose on a piece of uranium...

  • @YanntastischGER
    @YanntastischGER Год назад +443

    I will never forget Mark's quote "Let me put a banana in your oven" and definetly use it as a metaphor.

    • @elianimations4569
      @elianimations4569 Год назад +16

      Sounds like a sex joke

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 Год назад

      @@elianimations4569 Exactly

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Год назад

      @@elianimations4569 Good catch

    • @nellylenaj3601
      @nellylenaj3601 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Using that in my stories.. Idk where yet but i WILL.

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Год назад

      Now I've got the "Put a banana in your ear" song stuck in my head, the one from Charlie the Unicorn.

  • @TugiDeg
    @TugiDeg 10 месяцев назад +5

    1:23:22 I absolutely love the STONED barn.

  • @icehd2412
    @icehd2412 2 месяца назад +3

    The best thing in this world is mark going off on an animated child for not knowing what the difference between a pantry and a cupboard is

  • @BigBongly
    @BigBongly Год назад +545

    I'll give it to the VA for amanda, her depressed voice is convincing. Sometimes (well, lotsa times..) voice acting in indie games, especially *horror* indie games, isnt always very.. good. so good job to whoever did her voice

    • @flipflop_bell
      @flipflop_bell Год назад +32

      You're telling me Garten of Peak doesn't have the BEST voice acting?????

    • @brodiemorris2081
      @brodiemorris2081 Год назад +28

      @@flipflop_bell yeah i mean just listen to the emotion in banban’s voice when he asks for your pancreas! Game of the century for sure

    • @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat
      @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat Год назад +7

      That would be Rebecca Colton, daughter of sam Colton, and an employee of hamln entertainment!

    • @thefatherrabbit
      @thefatherrabbit Год назад +6

      @@mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat The actual VA, not the character.

    • @nellylenaj3601
      @nellylenaj3601 Год назад +2

      She reminds me of Louise from Bobs burgers... I forgot the name of the VA for her tho

  • @hownottoplay5847
    @hownottoplay5847 Год назад +1012

    Mark: "I finally got my ADHD medication already!"
    Also mark: *BANANA MUST FIT IN OVEN*

  • @JytteShakira
    @JytteShakira Год назад +12

    i'm in the process of getting diagnosed with adhd now which is both exciting (to finally get help) but also scary, because i've always thought of diagnoses as a "problem" because i was brought up with my family saying that diagnoses aren't a real thing. I was about to skip after the game ended as well as a lot of other people watching this, but i really find it extra comforting that my favourite youtube talks so openly about this and it also soothes my anxiety from not being able to really talk with my family about adhd. I think this is also one of the reasons why i love mark in contrast to other youtubers, who only speak about funny experiences and not about common things like diagnoses and also medication, meditation and what works from his own experiences. I really love that and it helps a lot more than he probably realises

  • @biggorillaclips-ef6zr
    @biggorillaclips-ef6zr 5 месяцев назад +5

    1:40:17 coryxkenshin’s scream chilled my bones

  • @ollynations1069
    @ollynations1069 Год назад +537

    Mark is the kind of RUclipsr that would take 2 hours to complete a task and his fans will watch it all lol

    • @sparrowstar3490
      @sparrowstar3490 Год назад +27

      You just described his poppy playtime series perfectly

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 Год назад +24

      He's the kind of person who spends an hour trying to figure out something super simple that everyone else does easily, but then does something super complex in a minute without even realizing it was supposed to be complicated. Mark's brain is an enigma full of "how dafuq?!"

    • @ollynations1069
      @ollynations1069 Год назад +1

      @@joshuakim5240 holy crap yes 😂

  • @potatogirl2570
    @potatogirl2570 Год назад +251

    I love how seans playthru he was gooing all quick and speeds past everything meanwhile mark fucks around for so long

    • @summydog
      @summydog Год назад +1

      Sadly agreeable

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Год назад +20

      two kinds of ADHD

  • @accomplicegaming3844
    @accomplicegaming3844 Год назад +9

    This is proof that you don’t have to have good graphics to have a good game! Love it!

  • @H-a-m-b-u-r-g-e-r-C-a-t
    @H-a-m-b-u-r-g-e-r-C-a-t 11 месяцев назад +12

    It's funny how Markiplier just did some random Noises when the Doll said "Turn around!" at 53:53 lmao. It just shows how scared Markiplier was of the Doll. I don't know like why Lauren didn't listen while her mother was talking. Markiplier literally took 2 Hours 26 Minutes and 55 Seconds to complete the Game.This is my second time watching Markiplier.

  • @AzureWoof
    @AzureWoof Год назад +395

    Must be real comforting knowing there's someone out there with a voodoo doll of Mark with a comedically emphasized nose for the sole purpose of nose-related torture.

  • @R1chardDietz
    @R1chardDietz Год назад +834

    Mark yelling at Amanda for calling a cupboard a pantry has the same energy as Charlie yelling at Sneako for calling mags clips and I love it.

    • @j.woodard2452
      @j.woodard2452 11 месяцев назад +7

      I also heard The Good Doctor in the "I am a Surgeon" blow up.

  • @audrimemmez
    @audrimemmez 7 месяцев назад +5

    I’m sorry but why is this scene so funny to me. like the flying sheep- 😭😭 1:28:23

  • @austinsanders1614
    @austinsanders1614 10 месяцев назад +3

    Marks ADHD medicine isn't medicining lol

  • @WiFiDown37811
    @WiFiDown37811 Год назад +1645

    man I feel Mark's demand to have explicitly clear instructions. it is so frustrating if instructions aren't crystal clear to me 🤣

    • @Yearofthetiger25
      @Yearofthetiger25 Год назад +82

      Same here thanks to my ADHD. I also hate when more than one person is giving me instructions that conflict with each other. Then I'm just like "which way do I do it then huh??? Why don't you guys figure that out first and just get back to me later because my god!"
      I also get annoyed by vague instructions too. For example,
      Person A: "do some dishes"
      Person B: *cleans the small stuff like cutlery and cups*
      Person A: *still sees sink full of bigger dishes (i.e pots, bowls, plates)* "why didn't you do any of these I need them to serve dinner later?"
      Person B: "you only said to do some of them so I did the small ones. If you wanted some specific dishes cleaned you should've told me." 😑

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette Год назад +1

      SAME

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette Год назад +1

      @@Yearofthetiger25 wait, that conflicts?

    • @xen-reji
      @xen-reji Год назад +11

      Same, I NEED it to be specific. Step by step if you can. Maybe it's because I'm scared of messing up, but I'm just stuck in researching and paralysis if I don't have a crystal clear view of how to proceed

    • @doomcardten1799
      @doomcardten1799 Год назад +22

      @@Sentanette the request conflicts with their actual expectations.
      If someone gives an instruction but isn’t clear about what they need done or why they need it done, they shouldn’t expect it to meet their unclear standards.
      That sorta situation would be fine if they said “can you clean all the dishes” or “can you do some dishes, we need clean ones to server dinner later”

  • @Urmom-ds6yr
    @Urmom-ds6yr Год назад +637

    1:34:39 I love how he was genuinely enjoying chip😭😭 while sean was NOT having it LMAOOO

  • @fried_tadpoles5628
    @fried_tadpoles5628 7 месяцев назад +3

    The way he yells "A KNIFE!" So enthusiastically with the most cheese eating grin before having to take a drink is so funny to me

  • @SauraElanthier
    @SauraElanthier 11 месяцев назад +4

    Welcome to your 30s, when you accidentally injure yourself and you can't figure out when, where, or how it happened lol

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 Год назад +627

    What a lucky coincidence Mark was able to spell his name on the padlock because the full alphabet wasn't on there... I hope the devs added his name on there purposefully

  • @gracerolling3015
    @gracerolling3015 Год назад +12

    Mark talks to the chat for about 10 minutes before starting the game just so that anyone who wants to know can know.

  • @surrealsimulations
    @surrealsimulations 2 месяца назад +3

    “I have to send this to my friend! Can you help me?”
    Mark: I know!
    *m-a-r-k*

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires Год назад +862

    "Where are you, little doll? Come out and play. I only ever want to make memories together. I just want to be... your final memory." Sweet crap Mark, that was terrifying. Man has a villain monologue all geared up and ready to go, off the cuff.

    • @mirrorocean
      @mirrorocean Год назад +15

      I read this comment before I watched the stream and it has me VERY psyched up.

    • @nathanford2072
      @nathanford2072 Год назад +32

      Well remember lads, darkiplier is a thing still. Of course he would sound like that.

    • @e1901
      @e1901 Год назад +15

      Darkiplier lurks in the shadows- waiting, watching. Always.
      It’s good to be reminded.
      Thank you good sir

    • @obliviouscrab3125
      @obliviouscrab3125 Год назад +1

      Timestamp pls?

    • @D4v3mill3r
      @D4v3mill3r Год назад +4

      @@obliviouscrab3125 1:18:02

  • @Starline36
    @Starline36 Год назад +199

    I had a dream tonight that i was at a panel and accidentally called Mark “Market fire” and he uppercutted me 💀

  • @Milly_mushroom
    @Milly_mushroom 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how he says it’s in my hand it’s in my hand, and then he stopped to say peach but and went back to saying it’s in my hand

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
    @standard-carrier-wo-chan 9 месяцев назад +7

    I don't know why but I feel extremely bad for Wooly.

  • @BigMan-ox3ue
    @BigMan-ox3ue Год назад +462

    I love how mark is just unfazed almost the entire time while old markiplier would be screaming his lungs out

    • @dot...7014
      @dot...7014 Год назад +41

      You mean his Iron Lungs
      Eheh my humor is terrible🙂

    • @stillcanteatsoup
      @stillcanteatsoup Год назад +18

      Guess all those horror games payed off

    • @Evan345gdf
      @Evan345gdf Год назад +28

      Its the reason I still watch him, he chose to mature his content alongside his audience maturing. I def wouldn't still be here if he hadnt changed since 2014

    • @s4di.3
      @s4di.3 Год назад +15

      ​@@Evan345gdf well I mean, I'm a lot of it is just the maturity that comes naturally with age... I'm not sure his content maturing was planned but rather just that the content has changed and matured as a consequence of mark maturing

    • @PopStarLegend4365
      @PopStarLegend4365 Год назад +4

      Looks like he’s been desensitized to the horror.

  • @Wampa842
    @Wampa842 Год назад +483

    As a man who owns FIVE OVENS, Mark must be great at identifying kitchen furniture.

  • @evamargetts2936
    @evamargetts2936 10 месяцев назад +2

    Me wondering when mark is going to start playing the game.
    Mark: this could be a mangle sticker and this could be a bonnie sticker. And this is definitely a pizza, representing the five nights at freddies second restaurant.

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U Год назад +10

    Sometimes watchng Mark do an unedited puzzle game is so painful and I've never played this game

  • @wheresmybooty007
    @wheresmybooty007 Год назад +892

    Theory: At the end of Aunt Kate’s letter, she says, “With you always.” Not a common phrase to end a letter with. You know what else in the game is “with you always”? The cursor. The cursor with eyes. I propose that the cursor is Aunt Kate.

    • @Pinkchainsawgirlie1234
      @Pinkchainsawgirlie1234 Год назад +186

      That’s probably one of the most insane theories I’ve heard

    • @starstorm1267
      @starstorm1267 Год назад +130

      Now you sound like MatPat

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад +95

      Looks like MatPat has some competition

    • @susanaperez7723
      @susanaperez7723 11 месяцев назад +31

      thats actually.. smart

    • @frisk3433
      @frisk3433 11 месяцев назад +15

      This is a stretch

  • @whitetanook3875
    @whitetanook3875 Год назад +682

    Still laughing at "Full Farquad look" hope you're doing well mark

  • @KeanuReevolution
    @KeanuReevolution 10 месяцев назад +4

    I never realized how much of a menace you are on livestreams LMAO, I've been screaming at the screen 😂😂😂