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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @marcoantonioleandro5309
    @marcoantonioleandro5309 3 года назад +4911

    We just got an early Christmas gift

  • @TAKirbyStar
    @TAKirbyStar 3 года назад +304

    2:15
    "We decided to start lying to people"
    Isn't that what SpongeBob and Patrick did in that one episode?

    • @MaskedGamer10001
      @MaskedGamer10001 3 года назад +10

      This was 1998

    • @TAKirbyStar
      @TAKirbyStar 3 года назад +22

      @@MaskedGamer10001
      Ik this was before that episode, but my point still stands

    • @pinkjay1015
      @pinkjay1015 3 года назад +14

      Did someone say....
      Chocolate

    • @tcfiddle1
      @tcfiddle1 3 года назад +6

      oh no shhhhh hide the chocolate guys

    • @johnasteadmaniii7635
      @johnasteadmaniii7635 3 года назад +5

      Yes

  • @space1607
    @space1607 3 года назад +2976

    When you hear alright then your day becomes good.

    • @DanielGarcia-jf6jt
      @DanielGarcia-jf6jt 3 года назад +11

      Hey stop it with that gets some help

    • @DanielGarcia-jf6jt
      @DanielGarcia-jf6jt 3 года назад +14

      You now what never mind it,s always a good video when he say alright

    • @eborgbruh5482
      @eborgbruh5482 3 года назад +23

      You had one chance to say “when you hear alright then your day becomes alright” and you fucked it

    • @vHawky
      @vHawky 3 года назад

      Yeah except I fractured my hand 🙁

    • @powerlessworm
      @powerlessworm 3 года назад

      Uhhhhhh totally not like I felt that after I heard it and was gone make a comment like this but saw u did it already and I wasn't gone copy you

  • @warpcrafter
    @warpcrafter 11 месяцев назад +13

    I'm 57, so I find it hilarious when you say "I don't know how it's done today, but back in my day..." I sold candy for band in the 1970's and it was the same then as it is today.

  • @intelligiblemadman
    @intelligiblemadman 3 года назад +466

    "They taste like an alarm clock" weirdly realistic description of how they taste

    • @amarillodragon2702
      @amarillodragon2702 3 года назад +9

      But that does got me thinking: What does an Alarm Clock Taste Like?

    • @intelligiblemadman
      @intelligiblemadman 3 года назад +19

      @@amarillodragon2702 like cheap school chocolate

    • @jesseroberts1041
      @jesseroberts1041 3 года назад +8

      @@amarillodragon2702 I'm imagining, it's a kind of, metallic, rustic after taste.

    • @mossadagent3107
      @mossadagent3107 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/UBMUk3FnEQs/видео.html

    • @intelligiblemadman
      @intelligiblemadman 3 года назад +2

      @@mossadagent3107 but why though

  • @azrieldreamer
    @azrieldreamer 3 года назад +1784

    School fundraisers basically taught us that we'd get ripped off in our future

    • @earonjacobgalit5701
      @earonjacobgalit5701 3 года назад +29

      hell yeah it does

    • @brassv2185
      @brassv2185 3 года назад +27

      We used to scam them I would make up names and use my own money
      and my parents and some other family members that wanted some chaco

    • @MistCellaneous-5
      @MistCellaneous-5 3 года назад +45

      There was one kid who kept selling his stuff online apparently and he actually broke the rules of the fundraiser but he still got the grand prize anyway, jokes on him his grand prize was a limousine to Chuck e cheese which was subsequently canceled days before the fundraiser was going to end. So he got jack s***.

    • @brassv2185
      @brassv2185 3 года назад +8

      @@MistCellaneous-5 chuck e cheese?
      What kind of a prize is that

    • @Ok-up8dv
      @Ok-up8dv 3 года назад +7

      @@brassv2185 🤣 you’re the one getting scammed if you’re buying them with your own money

  • @Connor_H16
    @Connor_H16 3 года назад +808

    “Hey you want some candy bars”
    “I got type 2 diabetes

    • @frankiestamper5875
      @frankiestamper5875 3 года назад +6

      Dang it I can’t get more people to get the state of New Mexico

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 3 года назад +4

      “ here you got, you dropped it

    • @rebeccareiger6351
      @rebeccareiger6351 3 года назад +4

      It's pronounced diabeetus

    • @DavidQuessy
      @DavidQuessy 3 года назад +2

      In 4th grade we did this and 1st prize was a trip to Hawaii.
      A little hula themed strip club just outside of town......when I came to school after that summer my friend whose family really went to Hawaii taught me the difference between what we each meant when we told our friends we got "laid" in Hawaii

    • @Connor_H16
      @Connor_H16 3 года назад +2

      David Quessy i love that end bit we got laid in hawaii

  • @angryferb1079
    @angryferb1079 4 месяца назад +9

    The penguins in Puerto Rico is a killer line.

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 3 года назад +313

    I remember when we had to deliver everything BY HAND. Like holy shit, we sell it, then we gotta deliver it? What the fuck?

    • @saki.rope_
      @saki.rope_ 3 года назад +5

      From what i kno they still do that, but most parents are way too cautious to let there kids go out and sell them on their own

    • @xyzzy219
      @xyzzy219 3 года назад +6

      I have my ps94 deliever it for me and i have my iphone 378 to text the poeple thru the 4th dimenstion uts all finee

    • @confu5ed_
      @confu5ed_ 3 года назад +2

      I remember. Lmao

    • @angelpesinaa4354
      @angelpesinaa4354 3 года назад +3

      My elementary school only did it, when I went to middle school they didn't do it neither high school

    • @richardtaveras3642
      @richardtaveras3642 3 года назад +1

      Idubbz pretty much explains why those things were crap

  • @brandonh859
    @brandonh859 3 года назад +454

    “Like he did a couple ripper magoo’s in the bathroom” Bob Menery reference? 🤔🤔

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx 3 года назад +390

    “Don’t talk to strangers, go door to door selling candy bars.”

    • @jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394
      @jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394 3 года назад +23

      Dont get in a car with a stranger, call an uber

    • @SneakTheOcto
      @SneakTheOcto 3 года назад +15

      “Don’t talk to strangers, now go into this building where every adult inside is a stranger.”

    • @bruhz_089
      @bruhz_089 2 года назад +3

      Now he never said he had to talk to them

    • @marquisthomas7756
      @marquisthomas7756 2 года назад +4

      Adults make up your damn minds😑

  • @flick_fire
    @flick_fire 2 года назад +14

    0:12 that hits different in 2022

  • @Jurbo.3
    @Jurbo.3 3 года назад +1212

    A man once said “alright” in every starting of his show

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 3 года назад +15

      This is what happened to the comment section.

    • @loopzys
      @loopzys 3 года назад +12

      A wise man once said, *ALRIGHT*

    • @xanderx9988
      @xanderx9988 3 года назад +4

      That’s one of my fav parts in the intro that I look forward to hearing

    • @leon-np2xo
      @leon-np2xo 3 года назад +2

      A man they were

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 3 года назад +3

      He is like my tech school teacher

  • @SaopauloCBF
    @SaopauloCBF 3 года назад +1022

    “My dad said that this guy isn’t allowed to go 300 yards into a chucky cheese”
    That killed me

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +25

      Man, remember when Chuck E Cheese wasn’t bankrupt? Sad times we live in, but at least no more kids will get pinkeye from their disgusting ball pits

    • @SaopauloCBF
      @SaopauloCBF 3 года назад +18

      @@aaronlandry3934 yep I remember one time a autistic kid tried to act like a gorilla and chase me trough the intire thing

    • @Prak_Giggles
      @Prak_Giggles 3 года назад +2

      This guy looks like he has a plan

    • @10Doomhawk
      @10Doomhawk 3 года назад +5

      To hell with that its Tony danza!

    • @jotarojoestar2864
      @jotarojoestar2864 3 года назад +3

      Time stap is 2:58

  • @honestdave
    @honestdave 3 года назад +323

    Brewstew is by far the best RUclipsr. He gets straight to the point, his videos aren't cluttered with sponsors or advertisements, he doesn't get political,

    • @Trollololololful
      @Trollololololful 11 месяцев назад

      So what have you watched like 3 youtubers?

  • @BD-xp8px
    @BD-xp8px 2 года назад +832

    “Are the Russians attacking!”
    Couldn’t be a more perfect time for that to be said than now😂

  • @deadlotus4445
    @deadlotus4445 3 года назад +520

    "Wanna come inside and play 'hide the banana'?"
    "Uh no....I'm not soliciting right now."
    Golden!!!!

  • @anotherzombie8330
    @anotherzombie8330 3 года назад +73

    "Y'all ready to get exploited for some cash?" 😂😂

  • @FallVitals
    @FallVitals 3 года назад +159

    I recall this same thing one year. The grand prize was the CLASS that sold the most got a pizza party. Me and another girl who sold just a bit more killed it. Pizza Party never came, but I saw her receiving a pizza for herself one day while I was going to the bathroom. My little second grade ass learned a lot from that.

    • @FBI-kz1nv
      @FBI-kz1nv 3 года назад +21

      There has to be some law against using children as basically slaves while paying them less than affiliate marketing wages, right?

    • @FallVitals
      @FallVitals 3 года назад +11

      @@FBI-kz1nv I hoped the FBI would know.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 3 года назад +3

      @@FBI-kz1nv true

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane 3 года назад +6

      My second grade class did the whole pay and you get pizza. I paid n my sub teacher ate my slice. That grudge is still going strong

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 3 года назад +3

      @@niamhgreatdane lol.

  • @stepzwrldd7008
    @stepzwrldd7008 Год назад +36

    Taste like a godamn alarm clock 😹

  • @WenisincTM
    @WenisincTM 3 года назад +229

    Me who lives in New Mexico becoming a slave to a nine year old who knows how to sell candy bars.

  • @greendemon3921
    @greendemon3921 3 года назад +593

    at my school i won and never got the fucking prize. still pissed off.

    • @imthesupportingrole
      @imthesupportingrole 3 года назад +44

      at least you won in my school they never gave a chance for the lower middle class it was always the preppy kids who won.

    • @icy9478
      @icy9478 3 года назад +8

      What does preppy mean

    • @imthesupportingrole
      @imthesupportingrole 3 года назад +28

      @@icy9478 the kids who got everything handed to them by their parents

    • @-Sober-
      @-Sober- 3 года назад +9

      How did you not get the prize? You mustve done something wrong. Im not some kind of lawyer but i think that would be illegal

    • @mrcrap536
      @mrcrap536 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of my childhood

  • @danz107
    @danz107 Год назад +32

    I love how Michael is just that "dirty little boy" to everyone.

  • @mrwambimba
    @mrwambimba 3 года назад +247

    “Taste like an alarm clock” lmaoo how does he come up with that?

  • @Infamousgiraffe
    @Infamousgiraffe 3 года назад +70

    Brewstew uploads and whatever happened that day doesn’t matter.

  • @chrisdupuis2523
    @chrisdupuis2523 3 года назад +107

    I participated in that shit ONCE. About half way through I realized that the amount of effort I was putting into that scam was in no way worth the happy meal toys they were giving away. I ended up just keeping the money and telling everyone that some older kid beat me up and stole it. Y'all enjoy your shitty yo-yo or off brand Stretch Armstrong, I'm going to the arcade, maybe get myself a new Nintendo game.

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 года назад +12

      Ours is straight up child labor. A company literally came here to make us sell candy

    • @kimb882
      @kimb882 3 года назад +1

      That's what I did to

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 года назад +1

      @Michaels Carport Now THAT's a true prize.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 года назад +1

      @Michaels Carport My parents won't let me participate in that kind of stuff, thinking some s*** or something like that would happen that could get me killed.
      I gave up the first time I heard of fundraising (which was the first time my mom and dad denied me the opportunity to fundraise and I just accepted that).

  • @nick1822
    @nick1822 2 года назад +9

    I've watched probably 3 hours worth of your vids and you bring back so many memories for me! Definitely sounds like you grew up in a small town. Every single video is so relatable to me.

  • @bensflips
    @bensflips 3 года назад +409

    when tyler has a kid and his kid makes a youtube channel: "ight guys so..."

    • @geojorge7602
      @geojorge7602 3 года назад +29

      "The advice my dad gives me:"
      Don't get a friend named Michael
      Don't pass up on a corndog
      Don't name your dog Nathan
      If you're meeting your 3rd grade teacher in the school cafeteria, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
      Buy your dad a Chevy Cavalier when he's old
      Don't pick up homeless people
      Draw shitty stick figures for money
      And absolutely... DON'T FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS!!!!!!

    • @Konkov
      @Konkov 3 года назад +2

      You could say that’s alright

    • @FearSpongeBoB
      @FearSpongeBoB 3 года назад +3

      @@Konkov hey clearly real dream, why’d you cheat?

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 3 года назад +1

      Its "Alright, so..."

    • @thatstower4570
      @thatstower4570 3 года назад

      @@FearSpongeBoB wait what

  • @blocky1081
    @blocky1081 3 года назад +1375

    “Hi, I’m raising money for my stepdads hysterectomy, Can you buy a candy bar?”

    • @donmachete8486
      @donmachete8486 3 года назад +35

      @@whoscandice4206 uh im not solicitaing right now

    • @Anonymoose345
      @Anonymoose345 3 года назад +12

      @@whoscandice4206 oh no

    • @ritzbitz673
      @ritzbitz673 3 года назад +11

      As I was reading your comment it said that in the video at the perfect time

    • @MobyTheLion
      @MobyTheLion 3 года назад +2

      how about you buy my fist

    • @bababooey9390
      @bababooey9390 3 года назад +2

      I’ll buy one.

  • @oswalzem
    @oswalzem 3 года назад +44

    I live in Puerto Rico, the penguins really need help and we should spread awareness

  • @broskichill45
    @broskichill45 Год назад +21

    3:02 is he William afton or something lol

  • @lion281990
    @lion281990 3 года назад +48

    I remember we used to sell the World's Finest Chocolate bars for $1.00 each when I was in elementary and middle school.

    • @probablynotviolet
      @probablynotviolet 3 года назад +2

      you guys did that exact same brand as well?

    • @moomoomrcow8484
      @moomoomrcow8484 3 года назад +2

      I stg children must be the only way they make money. The band kids would alway sell them at my school but I’ve never seen that brand in any store

    • @laurenphillips9474
      @laurenphillips9474 3 года назад +2

      I get my chocolate tomorrow and they made is $2 a piece now goddam salesmen

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 3 года назад +2

      They couldnt say worlds best? They had to go with finest.

    • @lion281990
      @lion281990 3 года назад

      I went to school in Bridgeport, MI. I graduated high school in 2008.

  • @DeJahMode
    @DeJahMode 3 года назад +443

    My mom never let me participate she literally told the school “No” and gave the box back.

    • @trainfan4449
      @trainfan4449 3 года назад +22

      Same. I was hyped to do it one year cause the grand prize was $500 in items from the Lionel catalog. (Aka, like 8 cars, a bunch of track, or like 2 locomotives) mom said I'm not going out into the neighborhood to sell the crappy candy.

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 3 года назад +35

      That’s a good mom that saw the exploitation BS.

    • @adamkillsall25
      @adamkillsall25 3 года назад +6

      Good mother

    • @nanabanana2414
      @nanabanana2414 3 года назад +19

      My mom thought I would get kidnapped so she bought all my candy instead. I got to eat it all 😍

    • @richardtaveras3642
      @richardtaveras3642 3 года назад +17

      To be fair these fund raisers are mostly scams

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Год назад +6

    3:19 "you guys wanna come inside and eat hot pockets and watch me clip my toenails" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carcinogen.inhaler
    @Carcinogen.inhaler 3 года назад +120

    Petition for Brewstew to make a whole video of all the the times that he has made fun of Michael

  • @carteriffic1681
    @carteriffic1681 3 года назад +188

    “I’m not a hooker! I’m raising money for the penguins in Puerto Rico!”

  • @lcdignited
    @lcdignited 3 года назад +165

    Me: sells all of my vital organs
    The School: thanks for the money kid, here’s a shitty little sunkern card

    • @killurkids
      @killurkids 3 года назад +2

      Heres a pog and a slammer. Go nuts.

    • @psygn0sis
      @psygn0sis 3 года назад +2

      You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an tool.
      Everyone: What a loser.

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 3 года назад +1

      @@psygn0sis easy there edgelord

  • @j.robertsergertson4513
    @j.robertsergertson4513 2 года назад +2

    Should've told Michael , Tony Danza was mentioned in a famous old song. He'd be singing "hold me closer Tony Danza" for months

  • @H3ightZZ
    @H3ightZZ 3 года назад +76

    When someone actually knows that NM is a state and not some place in mexico. This makes me happy

    • @marcosse5176
      @marcosse5176 3 года назад +1

      I live here lol

    • @pigpin
      @pigpin 3 года назад +1

      @Cornelius The Wizard I am New Mexico so thx

    • @csrqnz
      @csrqnz 3 года назад +1

      yeah i live their

    • @pigpin
      @pigpin 3 года назад +2

      @Cornelius The Ant I live inside myself

    • @godzofice2143
      @godzofice2143 3 года назад

      @@pigpin holy shit no way

  • @no_eggroll_4u
    @no_eggroll_4u 3 года назад +53

    There was always that one kid who’d get the state of New Mexico like every year. So annoying.

  • @rafdaguy6103
    @rafdaguy6103 3 года назад +1408

    This is like Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Adult Edition
    Edit: Alright can you guys stop with your unfunny 1 word replies? I don't need to see 34 notifications of people saying "Haha yeah"

  • @K0rro0nC0ke
    @K0rro0nC0ke Год назад +3

    “They taste like a goddamn alarm clock.” The more I think about it the funnier it gets

  • @hmongboy9161
    @hmongboy9161 3 года назад +419

    blame the schools that taught kids how to hustle then they leveled up to drug dealing lol

    • @tripletorment5878
      @tripletorment5878 3 года назад +25

      The same kids who were terrible at anything school related but were somehow complete beasts at converting ounces to grams 😂🍃

    • @mossadagent3107
      @mossadagent3107 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/UBMUk3FnEQs/видео.html

    • @ryanthelion8319
      @ryanthelion8319 3 года назад +1

      @@sharkhuman-po3pi Could I get some context to what it is your talking about

    • @Anonymoose345
      @Anonymoose345 3 года назад

      Hmmmmmm

  • @coledurbin2610
    @coledurbin2610 3 года назад +45

    "Bland as hell and taste like an alarm clock"
    Boy, that's a new one

  • @maggie12md18
    @maggie12md18 3 года назад +94

    You’re selling chocolate?
    Yes sir, with or without nuts?
    Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!!!

    • @megalisa830bright6
      @megalisa830bright6 3 года назад +8

      Lol! I love that episode of ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, ‘Chocolate With Nuts’! ^_^

  • @BlahDeeBlah
    @BlahDeeBlah 3 года назад +12

    I remember those... That shit got EVERYONE hyped.

  • @dirtycookie1426
    @dirtycookie1426 3 года назад +305

    Our candy was call “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and me and my cousin would eat them then my grama would give us fifty bucks for the school then we got to go to Buffalo Wild Wings as a school reward

    • @yourmom-bo1rq
      @yourmom-bo1rq 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @sbeve8934
      @sbeve8934 3 года назад +8

      Same except we just ate them all

    • @unpayedovertime626
      @unpayedovertime626 3 года назад +4

      Same here. Would buy the peanut butter and Mint chocolates any day.

    • @squidkid6680
      @squidkid6680 3 года назад +4

      We also did the “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and people on the bus would act like its a whole business and trade them, or just eat them.

    • @dirtycookie1426
      @dirtycookie1426 3 года назад +1

      @@squidkid6680 was it in Michigan just curious if it was my school

  • @grantpres2155
    @grantpres2155 3 года назад +70

    Everyone gangsta till you hear “alright”

    • @susiepilled
      @susiepilled 3 года назад +1

      nobody gangsta till you hear "alright"

    • @xyzzy219
      @xyzzy219 3 года назад

      Everybody and noboyd

    • @planetrandom20
      @planetrandom20 3 года назад

      Ive seen this comment 10 times

    • @hanzha
      @hanzha 3 года назад

      Oh god

    • @hanzha
      @hanzha 3 года назад

      Still gansta

  • @yaatyaboi5318
    @yaatyaboi5318 3 года назад +32

    As someone who lives in new mexico I couldn't stop laughing about the ending

  • @louisandfriends5098
    @louisandfriends5098 2 года назад +8

    This man predicted the Russians attacking

  • @MagicPrincessSchool
    @MagicPrincessSchool 3 года назад +57

    No one:
    Brewstew: *_Alright, so when I was a kid_*

    • @coolranchdoritos4587
      @coolranchdoritos4587 3 года назад +1

      𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥

    • @MagicPrincessSchool
      @MagicPrincessSchool 3 года назад

      @Tristen Ferguson one day he's just gonna run out of stories and say "alright, so when i was in highschool"

  • @Sierrq
    @Sierrq 3 года назад +28

    I came straight from The Hub. This is clearly more important.

  • @Fyve
    @Fyve 3 года назад +66

    This is literally like that one episode of spongebob when they sell chocolate bars 😂

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад

      uh... yeah that’s cause they are both based on school fundraisers

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад

      @Joseph Collins dude this wouldn’t be rated r

  • @justdevin2974
    @justdevin2974 2 года назад +52

    0:12 aged like fine wine

  • @qru9046
    @qru9046 3 года назад +239

    "I'm selling these here candy bars, because the millions of dollars in tax money isn't enough for our school!"

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @americancountryball2077
      @americancountryball2077 3 года назад +4

      @@Ob1tuber well it’s underrated because it’s exactly what he said in the video word by word

    • @gezi0752
      @gezi0752 3 года назад +7

      Exactly, our government hates paying for schools but wastes billions on special projects for the military

    • @generalzod8589
      @generalzod8589 3 года назад

      BOO-YAAH!👍😋

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 3 года назад +4

      @@americancountryball2077 I don’t think that was said in the video, especially word for word.

  • @alanceballos6856
    @alanceballos6856 3 года назад +83

    I remember when my school had a fundraiser and the grand prize was huge chocolate bar like the one from Willy wonka and students just started yelling.

    • @Tomcat_03
      @Tomcat_03 3 года назад +2

      Same here. It was a hershey's bar that was friggin huge.

    • @sparrowizsecondlieutenant84
      @sparrowizsecondlieutenant84 3 года назад +2

      my grand prize was.. nothing, but my class snuck the cash in our backpacks and took it home :p

    • @Tomcat_03
      @Tomcat_03 3 года назад +1

      @@sparrowizsecondlieutenant84 oh my god where was this

    • @somerandomguy451
      @somerandomguy451 3 года назад +3

      We had a fundraiser once for people with heart problems and the top prize was a terrible cheap go pro

    • @sirpoopsalot420
      @sirpoopsalot420 3 года назад

      I wanna like...

  • @Fatalis_4K
    @Fatalis_4K 2 года назад +6

    Damn this hit home, I remember those day, easily my fav episode.

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 года назад +327

    When you hear “alright”, you know it’s gonna be a good day
    Edit: I stole this comment and everyone who gave me a like is an accomplice. Step outside with your hands up

  • @Pepperknight341
    @Pepperknight341 3 года назад +400

    Micheal:"Dad, I'm selling candy bars. Would you buy some?"
    Micheal's Dad:"Sure, I'll give you 10."
    Micheal:"Ten dollars!?"
    Micheal's Dad:"No! Ten across the ass!"

  • @RachneraArachnera
    @RachneraArachnera 3 года назад +16

    At my school, the prizes started out as shit like half a Tootsie Roll, or some earbuds that break before you even use them, and escalated to stuff like a Plasma TV, an Xbox, and a nightclub in Tokyo. I lived in the hood, so prizes like that were a big deal, but it didn't matter because we never sold anything.

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 3 года назад +1

      Damn, that nightclub in toky hit different.

    • @dawnslayer
      @dawnslayer 3 года назад

      @@ratsmacker693 no

    • @dawnslayer
      @dawnslayer 3 года назад

      Lmao our school gave away these incredibly shitty knockoff AirPods to kids who sold 100 t shirts for their fund raiser. Legit broke 2 days after I got them. But I dont even care I got better headphones anyways

  • @IGuessIDoThings
    @IGuessIDoThings Год назад +53

    What’s with Tyler always trying give out New Mexico as a prize. Wait, did he actually win it as a prize as a kid!?

    • @DAMM1T
      @DAMM1T Год назад +2

      Yea he did he owned New Mexico 2 times already

  • @Kyuhatesyou
    @Kyuhatesyou 3 года назад +22

    Not me over here dancing to his outro music 💃💃💃

  • @dooppyt4102
    @dooppyt4102 3 года назад +11

    As a person who lives in New Mexico that joke cracked me up

  • @febfreeze831
    @febfreeze831 3 года назад +22

    When I was 8 I thought selling 400 over priced magazines was a fair price for a 32 inch tv

  • @uck7185
    @uck7185 2 года назад +7

    2:00 that happened every time

  • @JDubs1464
    @JDubs1464 3 года назад +167

    I’m still pissed I didn’t win the grand prize of Slovenia

    • @urbikle
      @urbikle 3 года назад

      Lol same

    • @clicheyt6541
      @clicheyt6541 3 года назад +1

      Mine was an arnold (the guy in kindergarten cop) can spell his name t shirt and at the time I didn't know whether was

    • @CaptainRedbeard89
      @CaptainRedbeard89 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but when I won i got Brazil

    • @BloodRaven1045
      @BloodRaven1045 3 года назад

      Still peed that he didn't win the state of Soviet Russia

    • @andrewblanchard2398
      @andrewblanchard2398 3 года назад +1

      @@BloodRaven1045
      in SOVIET RUSSIA
      RUSSIA wins you

  • @cheesemilk45
    @cheesemilk45 3 года назад +34

    1:34 “they tastes like a alarm clock” LOL

  • @KassidyMahouShojou
    @KassidyMahouShojou 3 месяца назад +1

    Fundraisers got worse when I was in middle school, because now, instead of selling candy bars, we had to ask a bunch of random people to sign up for some donation app, while my sister who was in Chorus did actually sell candy bars and hot cocoa. And the app stuff had prizes while the candy did not. It's all just gone up in flames

  • @dawnslayer
    @dawnslayer 3 года назад +29

    2:52 When did Jack Harlow care about the Penguins in Puerto Rico lmao

    • @dawnslayer
      @dawnslayer 3 года назад +1

      @brewstewfilmes thanks

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад +554

    Schools are so smart they make $300 profit on cookies and they give the child a squishy toy

    • @bigman5306
      @bigman5306 3 года назад +20

      Bruh my school if someone sold 175 dollars worth of stuff they’d get an Xbox

    • @kinsunchan4452
      @kinsunchan4452 3 года назад +3

      Me,they are too cheap...

    • @yatox8
      @yatox8 3 года назад +3

      175 = 300 scamablamadamn

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 3 года назад +7

      And we get to know what the powerhouse of a cell is

    • @somerandomguy451
      @somerandomguy451 3 года назад +14

      This one time my elementary school had a fundraiser and the reward was a new playground but instead they just painted the playground purple

  • @n.k8557
    @n.k8557 3 года назад +28

    I got my early Christmas present this year.

  • @clickeggorubad7410
    @clickeggorubad7410 3 года назад +262

    Schools make so much profit off children

    • @mossadagent3107
      @mossadagent3107 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/UBMUk3FnEQs/видео.html

    • @sadiconwalangleeg
      @sadiconwalangleeg 3 года назад

      @@mossadagent3107 ??

    • @chandrakatel4354
      @chandrakatel4354 3 года назад +3

      Those profits go to a cause, but I don't think people who comment twice about how schools are greedy would know that.

    • @mamba7160
      @mamba7160 3 года назад +1

      @@chandrakatel4354 maybe yours did, ours didn’t

    • @ananimeprofilepicture.9876
      @ananimeprofilepicture.9876 3 года назад +1

      I never sold a goddamn thing during those fundraisers

  • @F35B-LightningII
    @F35B-LightningII 23 дня назад

    3:14 "ill buy whatever you want me to if you come inside and play hide the banana" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Krissshereee
    @Krissshereee 3 года назад +49

    *Knock knock*
    “Hello sir would you like to buy some chocolate?”
    “Chocolate? Did you say CHoColATe?”

    • @benchisholm1836
      @benchisholm1836 3 года назад +2

      Clemmy Clue. Yes Sir! With or without nuts.

    • @Aeternitum13
      @Aeternitum13 3 года назад +1

      CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!

  • @Bragg-wt6yg
    @Bragg-wt6yg 3 года назад +9

    I ate a whole box of candy bars. My poor mother had to pay for it 😂

  • @2Node
    @2Node 3 года назад +191

    brewstew: *uploads a video*
    everyone: "first!"

  • @painnirto3815
    @painnirto3815 2 года назад +10

    First 15 seconds didn't age well...

    • @pickles9878
      @pickles9878 4 месяца назад +1

      And it’s even funnier now then when it came out.

  • @kennyronald1886
    @kennyronald1886 3 года назад +17

    I remember back in the early 80s having a city wide nuke drill when we were in school. Our city being near a major NORAD base making us a target for attack in the event of a nuke war. The worse part was the air raid siren. We were scared shitless and all we talked about was Red Dawn. Good times

  • @_BHoward
    @_BHoward 3 года назад +18

    When he said New Mexico I was like that’s sick I live in that state

    • @lloydwhite8904
      @lloydwhite8904 3 года назад +1

      No offense but: www.homesnacks.com/these-are-the-10-best-states-to-live-in-america/

    • @_BHoward
      @_BHoward 3 года назад +1

      Hey no offense taken but I don’t care if I live in a bad state. But I know I one of the hard working American 🇺🇸

    • @lloydwhite8904
      @lloydwhite8904 3 года назад +1

      @@_BHoward Well, if you're happy that's what counts. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but if that's where you want to live and that's where you're happy go for it.

    • @NMXhustla
      @NMXhustla 3 года назад +1

      Hell yeah 505

    • @_BHoward
      @_BHoward 3 года назад

      @@NMXhustla hey I like that name and yea 505

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 3 года назад +43

    You can win New Mexico?
    "Jessie! We gotta cook!"

    • @BigBobEdyS
      @BigBobEdyS 3 года назад

      Love this reference😂

  • @gamerboiiiiii
    @gamerboiiiiii Год назад +3

    This dude is amazing keep up the good work

  • @loomisnation9479
    @loomisnation9479 3 года назад +68

    “I got the type 2 diabetes you little shits you tryna kill me?”
    Had me dying😆😆

  • @cashmoney5172
    @cashmoney5172 3 года назад +6

    From a person who lives in New Mexico
    That was funny as hell

    • @danielgallegos8869
      @danielgallegos8869 3 года назад

      Same 🌶️🌶️

    • @cuygor7132
      @cuygor7132 3 года назад +1

      I bet there’ll be at least one comment on this video with some ignorant loser saying “Wait, there’s two Mexicos?”

  • @Bob.the.Goalie
    @Bob.the.Goalie 3 года назад +7

    The best way to enjoy my day, a brewstew video, the best audio in the world “Alright”

    • @alanwalkers9646
      @alanwalkers9646 3 года назад

      Ohhhhhh...............
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

  • @TheSixerFixer
    @TheSixerFixer 4 месяца назад +1

    New Mexico is the kind of prize that breaks in the first five minutes

  • @thatcoolredkid6954
    @thatcoolredkid6954 3 года назад +44

    "They taste like alarm clocks."
    Wait a minute

    • @kommissar4472
      @kommissar4472 3 года назад +7

      Wouldnt that be time consuming?

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr 3 года назад

      @@kommissar4472 nice. Very clever

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 года назад

      Alarm clocks have a very specific test and I know exactly what he’s talking bout for some reason

    • @kommissar4472
      @kommissar4472 3 года назад

      Took me a second

  • @Celestio_GT
    @Celestio_GT 3 года назад +9

    "PENGUINS IN PUERTO RICO" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH made my night and I live in puerto rico

    • @Itsharley3837
      @Itsharley3837 3 года назад +2

      Yikes I feel bad. You live in such a bad corrupt place. Rip Bruiser Brody

    • @Itsharley3837
      @Itsharley3837 3 года назад +2

      Also this is better than Puerto Rico and all of its Latinos: ruclips.net/video/Lzj5eRDmFO8/видео.html

  • @Mice0nNeptune
    @Mice0nNeptune 3 года назад +10

    The great thing about these videos is we can all relate to AT LEAST half of them

  • @WilliamHunter-m4d
    @WilliamHunter-m4d Месяц назад

    I’m going through a lot rn and your vids just make shi better fr

  • @angelo_1154
    @angelo_1154 3 года назад +21

    Idk how true it was when he said that the kid who won said that he had his parents take them to their work, I’ve never heard anything more relatable I swear 👌🥲

    • @ourtravelingzoo3740
      @ourtravelingzoo3740 3 года назад

      Yeah my dad was dead and my mom sat at home so I was screwed

    • @angelo_1154
      @angelo_1154 3 года назад

      @@ourtravelingzoo3740 sorry to hear that 💀

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy 2 года назад +1

      There's always that one kid in elementary school who has their parents do all the work and goes around flexing the prizes. Happens every year.

  • @chroma7237
    @chroma7237 3 года назад +29

    “They taste like a god damn alarm clock.”

  • @kirnto1847
    @kirnto1847 3 года назад +29

    His animation is the best, he cuses and gets straight to the point

  • @kimmyojj8593
    @kimmyojj8593 2 года назад +2

    ive been binge watching all day and his art style never gets better and I like it

  • @richardsanchez9190
    @richardsanchez9190 3 года назад +12

    1:21 favorite part

  • @sircompliments5380
    @sircompliments5380 3 года назад +18

    "The state of New Mexico" is funnier to me because the only candy bar selling I've ever done was IN New Mexico.

  • @hanamoj8095
    @hanamoj8095 3 года назад +93

    Man I made 140$ out of selling chocolates for schoool. Now I release I could’ve kept 135 of it and give the school 5$. Because I DiD tHe HarD WorK

  • @jeremyjealousy
    @jeremyjealousy 2 года назад

    “I’m not solicitating right now.” -Michael. 😂

  • @themistikcrow
    @themistikcrow 3 года назад +14

    Wait so is that why New Mexico is so messed up right now

    • @loneturtle8925
      @loneturtle8925 3 года назад

      Yeah the kid got bored of it and gave it to his mom MLG lol.

    • @devilincide
      @devilincide 3 года назад

      You say right now like we ain't been fucked up for a while

    • @themistikcrow
      @themistikcrow 3 года назад

      @@devilincide true

  • @zo7653
    @zo7653 3 года назад +22

    Ive been watching since 50k thinking “this dude is so funny how does he not have 1 mil” look at how far youve come brewstew. gotta love you man happy holidays

  • @mre4u422
    @mre4u422 3 года назад +7

    3:10 well at least micheal does have *some* common sense