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  • @GamesUWant
    @GamesUWant Год назад +33

    Part 4: ruclips.net/user/shortsc-GgikQN2Rg?feature=share
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  • @itsjusttt_Mia
    @itsjusttt_Mia Год назад +452

    Kung Lao: The worst she can say is no.
    Jade:

  • @lucifermagne7458
    @lucifermagne7458 Год назад +492

    Erron Black is just a Red Dead character

    • @aceultraboss
      @aceultraboss Год назад +33

      Yeah…yeah, I can see Arthur and John getting along with Erron, maybe call Micah a rat more than anyone else in the gang

    • @user-jyugo15
      @user-jyugo15 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@aceultrabossI think Micah’s more of a snake than a rat…
      A venomous one to be precise…

  • @skydie2686
    @skydie2686 Год назад +652

    Sheeva: “Do you have the strength to bear children?”
    Kano: “…
    Would you settle for me sausage?”

  • @Emil_Stoltz
    @Emil_Stoltz Год назад +397

    Kitana: "There is no end to the stress"
    Liu Kang: "Then let's release some, Kitana"
    DAYUM, my guy Liu Kang is *smooth* af

    • @Drilo1
      @Drilo1 7 месяцев назад

      He considered the worst she can say is no too serious

  • @drowarcher4208
    @drowarcher4208 Год назад +41

    "Do you have the strength to bear children?"
    "Do you have the strength to bear me sausage?"

    • @ArielMurrayDrakonslayer777
      @ArielMurrayDrakonslayer777 27 дней назад

      This is now officially a response that I think he probably would have said as a counter and I can’t not believe it is canon to the mortal kombat universe😂!!!

  • @tonyonaperky2128
    @tonyonaperky2128 Год назад +192

    Erron Black got a point

    • @kuji-tl8im
      @kuji-tl8im Год назад +15

      The women who raise him are goats

    • @AloyImpact
      @AloyImpact Год назад +3

      Exactly!!!!

  • @7even2302
    @7even2302 Год назад +35

    Erron believes in gender equality 😂

  • @CrocoDylianVT
    @CrocoDylianVT Год назад +67

    "I offer the pleasure of serving me"
    Me af: 🛐🛐🛐

  • @morphalta2074
    @morphalta2074 Год назад +265

    "Do you have the strength to bear children?"
    Ayo, what's that supposed to mean?

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO Год назад +86

      She's basically saying "Do you have the strength to push something the size of a watermelon through a hole the width of a pencil ?".

    • @thedarklightskin
      @thedarklightskin Год назад +14

      I could if I could

    • @morphalta2074
      @morphalta2074 Год назад +3

      @@NIHIL_EGO 😨

    • @LucianoLyne
      @LucianoLyne Год назад +24

      men have the strength and pain tolerances, just not the parts.

    • @fairmacaroon2182
      @fairmacaroon2182 Год назад +5

      It mean “DEATH BY SNU SNU”

  • @user-ui6yd5ls8x
    @user-ui6yd5ls8x 6 месяцев назад +4

    Shevva "do men have the strength to bear children"
    Me"she has a point"

  • @VengefulJay
    @VengefulJay Год назад +147

    Idk Sheeva I've seen some of Goro's fatalities. Dude's crazy strong.

    • @E77A64
      @E77A64 Год назад +16

      Imagine Kintaros fatalities if he were playable

    • @Were_hog
      @Were_hog Год назад

      ​@@E77A64Montaro's has a better chance to beat Kintaro

    • @E77A64
      @E77A64 Год назад

      @@Were_hog I wasn't talking about who's stronger I was just saying who would have some Gorey fatalities

  • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
    @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Год назад +48

    ehhhh, I don't think Erron was flirting there.

  • @tacoman9931
    @tacoman9931 Год назад +17

    Kung Lao got rejected 😂

  • @wdee9626
    @wdee9626 Год назад +11

    Kung lao: liu kang you lied it was worse than no 😢

  • @Rotigues
    @Rotigues 9 месяцев назад +3

    Sheeva and Kano intro is literally gender war on twitter

  • @E3N8013
    @E3N8013 Год назад +81

    skarlet is hot asf🥺

  • @An0nym0us03
    @An0nym0us03 2 месяца назад +2

    Erron Black is the main character of RDR3

  • @dezaina9961
    @dezaina9961 Год назад +3

    Lol. Sindel the type of person to be asked what she brings to the table and say she is the table.

  • @dasonjenner5836
    @dasonjenner5836 Год назад +20

    My favorite was Jade and Kung loi

  • @cashstachemustache2668
    @cashstachemustache2668 Год назад +3

    Erron black is literally just Arthur Morgan 💀💀💀

  • @Xavier-hx7lr
    @Xavier-hx7lr 2 месяца назад

    Can we talk about how kung lao gets rejected by everyone. It's so depressing I feel bad for him 😂😂😂

  • @breakerx1560
    @breakerx1560 Год назад +190

    Sheeva really didn’t need that intro it was stupid

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 Год назад +74

      I mean, it sounds a bit cringey these days, but I thought it was interesting because there have been societies that elevated the standing of women because they're the ones who give birth. From my admittedly non-existant research and "I've heard this thing once" memory, Spartan women were treated as equals because they give birth to the fighting men. Kinda made me wonder about Shokan society and culture but that's because I'm the kind of fuckin nerd who would write this comment in the first place

    • @Etrius_Fysik
      @Etrius_Fysik Год назад +19

      That makes me concerned for the Spartan women that gave birth to a boy who wasn't fit for fighting. How she must get treated for that, being how people were, back then. Even worse if it happens twice. 😧😦

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Год назад +22

      ​@@Etrius_Fysikoh some tribes killed women that gave birth to deformed children, because they believed them to be cursed.

    • @DoubleOhBoob
      @DoubleOhBoob Год назад +16

      @@sweetpepino1907I actually appreciate this comment. Aside from the degenerate people who’ll say this is stupid with no evidence to backup their claim rendering it moot, having people like you bringing in light like this shines brighter.

    • @lucifermagne7458
      @lucifermagne7458 Год назад +3

      Well I don't think Sheeva was supposed to be making a good line, sooo

  • @Mashy8722
    @Mashy8722 3 месяца назад

    Ugh god, Kitana will never not be hot!!! 🥵

  • @Jet2wild
    @Jet2wild 8 месяцев назад

    Liu Kang trying to give her that vacuum suckatron 3,000😭

  • @roderickspencerjr.2482
    @roderickspencerjr.2482 Год назад

    Skarlet needa chill with the way how she speaks😤

  • @havok3212
    @havok3212 Год назад +19

    "Do you got the strength to bear children" do you got the strength to survive a kick to the nutsack

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 Год назад +5

      No man does, are you kidding me?

    • @katziliaf
      @katziliaf Год назад

      You got the strength to be kicked there for 8-20h+?

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 Год назад

      @@katziliaf oh true…jacqui, we forgot about jacqui LMAO

    • @MrNeedlemouse1991
      @MrNeedlemouse1991 2 месяца назад

      @@mistressofdreams60311 kick to the nuts isn't gonna kill someone

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 2 месяца назад

      @@MrNeedlemouse1991 oh honey, survive doesn’t merely mean not being killed

  • @NarutoBaby94
    @NarutoBaby94 11 месяцев назад

    Smooth one Sheeva!

  • @denniseriksson5154
    @denniseriksson5154 3 месяца назад

    Hey four arms that was smooth

  • @katubam
    @katubam Год назад +1

    Why was Johnny bricked up in the third one🤔📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸.
    Guess he had show Sonya he was serious.

    • @Jake-bw3xs
      @Jake-bw3xs Год назад

      OMG WHAT THE HECK HOW DID YOU CATCH THAT

    • @Son_of_a_pure_hearted_monke
      @Son_of_a_pure_hearted_monke 9 месяцев назад

      The look on Sonya's face was everything when it came to Johnny Cage

  • @Thegetoverheres
    @Thegetoverheres 6 месяцев назад

    Scorpion:🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hejves
    @hejves 2 месяца назад

    lets realese something💀

  • @MKapybara
    @MKapybara 10 месяцев назад

    Damn Kung Lao you good?

  • @HANZUFROMYOUTBE
    @HANZUFROMYOUTBE Год назад +2

    Ayo what

  • @MKapybara
    @MKapybara 10 месяцев назад

    Scorpion, Nooooooo

  • @rickmatthew-fh6zg
    @rickmatthew-fh6zg Год назад +1

    The way to control the substance process is easy think about beginning because all this story of fall away because ignorance and u will be shining and part of the existence and respect if they population. Know who is in the process of the
    Power puff power puff
    Shooting shooting power
    Accept the fall and get better
    The beginning of thime have power
    Some one told me that u was thinking about
    Do wrong against me why

  • @Fugitive685
    @Fugitive685 Год назад +3

    Yes woman, I do. I have billions in my sack

    • @An0nym0us03
      @An0nym0us03 2 месяца назад

      9 months one like no replies. Lemme fix that

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 2 месяца назад

      @@An0nym0us03 man shut your generic mindset up

  • @Haifisch66
    @Haifisch66 Год назад

    Who is the first lady

  • @cano3391
    @cano3391 Год назад

    Bro game name?(for real)

  • @i.cant.sleep.anymore
    @i.cant.sleep.anymore Год назад +1

    Sheeva is based

  • @user-br8fj9yc6c
    @user-br8fj9yc6c Год назад +1

    Почему сіски на глаза бросаються?

  • @rickmatthew-fh6zg
    @rickmatthew-fh6zg Год назад

    The power of a pretty girl get me high in the everlasting love with U and the dark dark private time sounds like a spychodelic
    In and out my mind is spinning in pleasing U not today but eternity technology in U babby

  • @gluerakyt9997
    @gluerakyt9997 Год назад +2

    Man I hate Sheeva

  • @jtrillz3953
    @jtrillz3953 Год назад +3

    that sheeva intro was so pointless and out of place lmao

  • @huntermach7356
    @huntermach7356 Год назад

    Skarlet: "I need your warm red blood"
    Sub Zero: "My blood runs cold"
    Skarlet: "😏How refreshing"
    Dang, if stares could fv¢k, Sub Zero would be destroyed.

  • @wadeyhyena1657
    @wadeyhyena1657 8 месяцев назад

    Sheeva: "Do you have the strength to bare children?"
    Kano: "... Meh, I've f**ked worse."
    Sheeva: 0-0

  • @aaronwaugh9639
    @aaronwaugh9639 Год назад +4

    Why do all these intro convos just feel like they are talking AT each other? The writers are so hung up on having good one liners that fit the character that they can't even banter back and forth.. all of this is so forced and feels gross..

  • @Christianorthodox101
    @Christianorthodox101 Год назад +2

    I carry the spirm of a million children.