Adonis man 🤣 that emoji doesn't even capture how hard i laughed last night from the main event commentary 🤣 on my parents grave (ik kinda far) I've never laughed so hard when you said "lookin like a sleep paralysis demon" i literally lost my breath for 3 or 4 seconds before i started gasp laughing, the whole thing just kept building up from "wait a minute...why this man moving like the cinnamon stick on the Apple Jacks box" then the sleep paralysis thing killed me,upon a second watch the cinnamon stick somehow recaptured another deep laugh and after the fight the way ya said "how is this man one and tewww" omg i was crying man 👏👏👏 absolutely fantastic man,can't hardly find my style of comedy anywhere...lmao that delivery is so genuine 💪🔥🤘
The first guy was so disappointed that his opponent went down to that shot 🤣 He looked like he was being robbed of the chance to deliver a truly great ass-whipping.
When you asked the real question of who was the poor soul Edward Rackley defeated, I did the research....THERE ISN'T! Whoever put up the graphic that he was 1-2 before he got cooked by Cedric Rose was lying through their damn teeth! Man's went 0-8 in his boxing career, and lost every single fight by either knockout or technical knockout. He was a certified bum!
The asian dude that "fell" over the ropes is an entertainer. He doesn't really try to win, they just bring him in to give fighters an easy W and let the guy entertain the crowd. He was a Muay Thai guy and honestly I don't think he's ever actually been hurt in the boxing ring, just kinda decides to stop playing around and collect the check. Dude is funny as fuck though.
I heard once that they were forcing him to loose the fight so he went out and was clowning cause they basically set him up and wanted him to pretend to get beat.
Almost in a way they made him take a dive, so he started doing pushups maybe to show that he didn't really get knocked out but instead that they were forcing him to loose.
Seriously, the dive isn't fooling anybody. I'm more appalled that such blatant fight fixing isn't sanctioned harshly enough. You can't tell me there haven't ever been people sanctioned for fixing fights. It needs to be sanctioned MUCH more strictly.
Glass Joe, my legal birth name is Noor Dadiri Yussuf, but you already knew that, do better next time, after such a mispronunciation of Noor, you betrayed my expectations, I now will sit here and blink aggressively, until you delete this comment.. Video games, I’m god, Anime, I’m god, Mary Jane, I’m god, I don’t think (unironically ironically ironically ironic unironically…
omg ya ain't kiddin the first time i heard that line i laughed harder than i literally ever have,2nd watch the 1&2 had me losing my breath...i love when ya randomly laugh at stuff like this
'WAIT A MINUTE why this man moving like the cinnamon stick on the Apple Jacks box, he throwing punches from his kneecaps....He moves as if he was a fusion between a gazelle, ostrich, flamingo & giraffe' Bruh be haing me DEAD 😭🤣🤣
At first I thought The Shadow was rolling with the punches like Shane Burgos or Bobby Green, then I quickly realized that he just didn't know how to f*cking fight worth a damn. Lol ;o)
this Adonis guy has a future of being the funniest man i ever heard, i almost had to have the Heimlich maneuver used on me from choking to death laughing so damn hard
Bruh, when you said brotha was looking like a sleep paralysis monster, I lost my shit! I had to get up from my desk and walk around cause I was laughing so hard!!!
I have watched all of the Chiseled Adonis fighting videos, all the Russian fights, handicap fights, slap fights, bare knuckle fights, ass slap fights, street fights, shadow realm fights, etc., but this video takes the cake, throws it on the floor and jumps on it - ass first, as one of the funniest, craziest and most uncoordinated fight videos on the Tube. I love this channel.
Haha LMFDO *ALL OF THE HEART BUT NONE OF THE TALENT* . Quote of the month! 🤣😂 but the Shadow Realm even didn’t want him and lucky for him they spat him back out! 💀👻☠️😈
4:09 This was from a show called "So You Wanna Fight?" which was practically the worst of the worst when it came to Tough man competitions. The Shadow apparently "trained" for this fight by dodging cars in traffic. The original commentary takes a giant shit on both of these guys.
Part two here
ruclips.net/video/nIELmi2R0DA/видео.html
Adonis man 🤣 that emoji doesn't even capture how hard i laughed last night from the main event commentary 🤣 on my parents grave (ik kinda far) I've never laughed so hard when you said "lookin like a sleep paralysis demon" i literally lost my breath for 3 or 4 seconds before i started gasp laughing, the whole thing just kept building up from "wait a minute...why this man moving like the cinnamon stick on the Apple Jacks box" then the sleep paralysis thing killed me,upon a second watch the cinnamon stick somehow recaptured another deep laugh and after the fight the way ya said "how is this man one and tewww" omg i was crying man 👏👏👏 absolutely fantastic man,can't hardly find my style of comedy anywhere...lmao that delivery is so genuine 💪🔥🤘
I just find your shit and i fu...ng love it!✌🇫🇮
Dude where is khabib video.
Glass joe 😂😂😂😂
“The first human in history to stare at his soul as it left his body”
Also that last fight had me in tears! 😂🤣😂
Terribly funny!
That was a bar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I AM NOT DEAD!"🤣🤣🤣
“Where ya goin, lil fella???”🤣🤣🤣🤣
I literally just read this right as he said it in the video. Weird
So, they just let ANYONE step into a boxing ring nowadays! Get ready for James Ellsworth v. Belle Delphine LIVE on PPV! LOL
Or hornswoggle vs mark Zuckerberg
Omfg that's great lol
Bill nye vs joe biden
@Random Person Goliath VS David
How else you think Glass Joe became a "professional"?
"Lemme check the boxing records to make sure it's not my father"
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"He out here looking like a sleep paralysis demon!" 🤣🤣🤣
A HUMAN WEEBLE WOBBLE
Insane Zane spent that entire match with zero defense. HE WALKED UP TO MANS AND STARTED SWINGING!😂
😂😂😂
Eli manning really took a beating that fight
@Cyn1cal it’s hard to get a gauge on this man because his opponent didn’t even have something resembling a guard his trainers did him wrong
@@ChiseledAdonis the black boxer at the -3.00 mark
Boxing like Rhonda Rousy trained him
A straight right hand would have wrecked him!! Lol
“WHO DA FUCK DID THIS MAN DEFEAT, HOW IS HE 1-2” 😭😭😭
The first guy was so disappointed that his opponent went down to that shot 🤣
He looked like he was being robbed of the chance to deliver a truly great ass-whipping.
My man was ready to create a masterpiece of violence. He felt cheated.
When you asked the real question of who was the poor soul Edward Rackley defeated, I did the research....THERE ISN'T! Whoever put up the graphic that he was 1-2 before he got cooked by Cedric Rose was lying through their damn teeth!
Man's went 0-8 in his boxing career, and lost every single fight by either knockout or technical knockout. He was a certified bum!
That's what i was wondering myself! All the research says he never won... I guess his only victory was over the tech team
@Leonard Washington Edward that you 🤣
He fights like most hood dudes. Similar movement but just worse and more weird looking.
The asian dude that "fell" over the ropes is an entertainer. He doesn't really try to win, they just bring him in to give fighters an easy W and let the guy entertain the crowd. He was a Muay Thai guy and honestly I don't think he's ever actually been hurt in the boxing ring, just kinda decides to stop playing around and collect the check. Dude is funny as fuck though.
I heard once that they were forcing him to loose the fight so he went out and was clowning cause they basically set him up and wanted him to pretend to get beat.
Almost in a way they made him take a dive, so he started doing pushups maybe to show that he didn't really get knocked out but instead that they were forcing him to loose.
Seriously, the dive isn't fooling anybody. I'm more appalled that such blatant fight fixing isn't sanctioned harshly enough. You can't tell me there haven't ever been people sanctioned for fixing fights. It needs to be sanctioned MUCH more strictly.
he even taunted a thai knee to the body, dude was trolling, what a guy
His real name is Duangden Saenlerd, and currently he has a record of 5-34.
Man's was really trying to power a generator with kinetic energy with them windmill punches 😂
🤣🤣💯
LMAO even the opponent was like "come on man it can't be already over" 😂 🤣
😂😂😂
Glass Joe's watching this video, thinking: "And people said I was woefully inept in my boxing career."
Glass Joe, my legal birth name is Noor Dadiri Yussuf, but you already knew that, do better next time, after such a mispronunciation of Noor, you betrayed my expectations, I now will sit here and blink aggressively, until you delete this comment.. Video games, I’m god, Anime, I’m god, Mary Jane, I’m god, I don’t think (unironically ironically ironically ironic unironically…
@@aotregular5295 yes ( ◜‿◝ )
He said, "he mule kicked the air", I was done then 🤣😅🤣😅
The last boxer looking like Afro Thunder from Ready to Rumble
best part was "throwing windmill punches like he's trying to generate electricity"
"Looking like a Sleep Paralysis Demon"
I. Am. Finished 😂🤣🤣💀
A human wibble wobble that got me
@@anfoldefusion920 That combo of lines had me crying laughing 😂, took me out immediately
omg ya ain't kiddin the first time i heard that line i laughed harder than i literally ever have,2nd watch the 1&2 had me losing my breath...i love when ya randomly laugh at stuff like this
But u know whats the real question that needs to be answered, WHO TF DID THIS MANE DEFEAT 🤣🤣
I for one, feel we should address the real issue who trained these knuckleheads and send them into the ring?
People who wanted to laugh
Gotta be someone who low key despises them and is having a laugh haha
Ur mom did
@@bluepuppystudios3617 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
The last fight is a perfect representation of today's high school fights. Where they just swing for the heavens and hope to hit something.
Is it limited to high schools?
"He's the ebony negro Glass Joe!" This has me rolling.
"This brother about to have a long day, WHY HE MOVE AROUND LIKE THAT?!" That was such a satisfying laugh!
"Whoever his corner man is needs to be water-boarded!!" Lmfao 💯😁
"If he's 21, R.Kelly only dated milfs" LOOOOL
"Did he learn to box during Reconstruction?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's it y'all, I'm unsubbing!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the same thing about the trainer with the Kangol hat....he CLEARLY gassed him up 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
"He's looking like the real life Glass Joe" and "They just picking up ring girls from your local rest stop" had me howling.
"A human weeble-wobble" - Had me weak 🤣 💀 😭 😂
'WAIT A MINUTE why this man moving like the cinnamon stick on the Apple Jacks box, he throwing punches from his kneecaps....He moves as if he was a fusion between a gazelle, ostrich, flamingo & giraffe'
Bruh be haing me DEAD 😭🤣🤣
The devil asking “ do you want to continue or not” gets me every time
01:13 "Wut happened?
"I DON'T KNOW!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said Sonic better find a new rival 😂😂😂😂
This guy is too funny 😂😂
9:52. - 10:00 i was literally crying *deep breath * that was a good laugh 😭 it been while
Im dying at that part. Lol
"Throwing windmill punches like he's trying to generate electricity"....that fucking cracked me up! 😂😂😂
That was the Slowest Knockout I've ever seen!!!
Its always the Somebody please call the EMTs line that gets me🤣🤣🤣 every single time
Let’s be real here.
The Mullet was *Never* fashionable. There was just too many people wearing them for us to stop it.
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I've seen all these and was still couldn't wait for the commentary and the adlibs.. 🤣🤣🤣
The Shadow needa change his name to The Shadow Realm 💀
"Looking like the cinnamon stick from an apple Jack's box" 🤣🤣🤣
My man turned around & watched his soul leave the ring 😂 holy hell that’s got to be a top 3 knockout of all time
At first I thought The Shadow was rolling with the punches like Shane Burgos or Bobby Green, then I quickly realized that he just didn't know how to f*cking fight worth a damn. Lol ;o)
I lost it at the Kangol hat, "he gets paid in miller light"
These fighters make me believe that I am a better boxer than them. That’s nearly impossible to do
That first KO…. He fell like Balled Bull from Punch Out
this Adonis guy has a future of being the funniest man i ever heard, i almost had to have the Heimlich maneuver used on me from choking to death laughing so damn hard
Bruh, when you said brotha was looking like a sleep paralysis monster, I lost my shit! I had to get up from my desk and walk around cause I was laughing so hard!!!
Tell me homie did not just put lui Kang bicycle kick noise on the windmill punch 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
"A human plastic man with zero attributes."
CALL THE DAYUM AMBALAMB!
As a North Carolinian, we don't claim that dude.
"Lookin like the cinnamon stick on a Apple Jacks Box." I CAN'T BREEVE!
I have watched all of the Chiseled Adonis fighting videos, all the Russian fights, handicap fights, slap fights, bare knuckle fights, ass slap fights, street fights, shadow realm fights, etc., but this video takes the cake, throws it on the floor and jumps on it - ass first, as one of the funniest, craziest and most uncoordinated fight videos on the Tube. I love this channel.
9:19 Float like a Giraffe , Sting like a Flamingo ....
I am dying how Mullet fell down.... It was hysterical!!! He got his boxing "skillz" from the bars of Appalachia.
He paused his own knockout lol
I'm willing to bet the "fight"against The Shadow was the only win in Insane Zane's "career".
And I'm not a betting man.
Cedric Rose took a totally different type of L in life. Whoa!
"He out here looking like a sleep paralysis demon."
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😅🤣💀
Boy literately fell like a character on Mike Tysons Punch out
Bryan looked away like his mom called his name from the crowd on that knockdown 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These guys make Nate Robinson look like Sugar Ray Leonard 😂😂
Insane Zane is really a shaved down Donkey Kong
Haha LMFDO *ALL OF THE HEART BUT NONE OF THE TALENT* . Quote of the month! 🤣😂 but the Shadow Realm even didn’t want him and lucky for him they spat him back out! 💀👻☠️😈
4:09 This was from a show called "So You Wanna Fight?" which was practically the worst of the worst when it came to Tough man competitions. The Shadow apparently "trained" for this fight by dodging cars in traffic. The original commentary takes a giant shit on both of these guys.
"Everybody hates Raymond" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The taunter was a fixed fight he was just based about it
This may just be your finest work. It’s legit one of the funniest RUclips videos I’ve ever watched
Not only does dude look like the Bully from the 80s sitcoms he looks like the damn Bully from the game Bully lmao
Oh nah we not even a minute in 0:47 🤣🤣🤣
A sleep paralysis demon? Really Chiseled? REALLY!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣
Man’s said “Who’s Mother is this” 🤣🤣💀
My man's not used to not having his Milwaukee's Best to perform.
Homie got knocked into deep contemplation over his life before he hit the ground
Yooooo!!!!! He said a "Sleep Paralysis Demon"...I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “Noo!” sound effects gets me every time!
That guy is twelve and thirty into a mediocre career but he can take a punch like he absolutely the best at taking a dive. I smell something fishy.
2:14 Damn! That Goofy got sent to the Shadow Realm in due time! Cut that hair and retire!
“If that brother call himself the shadow sonic the hedgehog better find a new rival” broooo😂
that chael sonnen x Liu kang soundbite combo was beautiful 😭🤣🤣
4:45
Maybe they meant "evasive fighting" instead😂😂😂
Do not watch this man videos while your partner trying to sleep I'm laughing to loud over here 🤣 😂 😆
Homie feel down like a Mortal Kombat character after a KO😂😂😂
The R. Kelly part got me ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
Marlene Wayans fused with a kangaroo though!? 😂😂
The last man in the white trunks was hopping around like this was a game of QWOP.
This is what happens when you put two jobbers against each other
I bet the shadow fight good in a crowd
Never trust a corner man with a kangoo hat lol!!!! Words to live by 100%
Fast as fuck boy, feeling fast as fuck boy🤣🤣... insane Ivan 🤣🤣🤣
"If his name is shadow then sonic needs a new rival! " 🤣💀
He don't even get paid in cash.
He only accepts miller light. 😂 😂
DAYUM! RIGHT before you said "If this ain't an anime knockout", I was about to type it, 😂🤣🙃
"I don't even know where the Hell i am" lmao 😅😂
The shadow was clearly trying to do Shinsuke Nakamura's ring rope taunt but his legs malfunctioned
Why that dude with the Kangol hat look like he's trying to tell him about higher math 😂
“Everybody hates Raymond” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The doctor of style tried to work magic with a jobber in boxing 😂🤣😂
Chiseled I got a question for you 😑😑😑😑 what the hell is a weeble wobble 😂😂😂🧐😭🧐
I was born and raised in Shelby, NC. Sutherland's whole family wore mullets in the 90s.
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