ASMR Clueless Receptionist checks you in to... something

Welcome in! Let's get you checked in and ready to go!
You're in good (er, somewhat questionable) hands with this receptionist!
Relaxation for sleep, soft-speaking, roleplay

[@The13thGhostBunny]

"The ladies room? I dunno. Never had to use it." I burst out laughing at that moment. Whole thing was silly fun, I loved it!

[@MonotonicASMR]

Awesome!

[@magpismith]

I know life gets in the way, so I’m not trying to push you, but I love and miss your videos. I’m still holding out for an update from Antonia and Jim… Your content has been a blessing, and I’m grateful for it. I didn’t want to let this slide by: Happy Tenth!

[@MonotonicASMR]

I haven't totally disappeared! new content will be coming. Really appreciate hearing from you!

[@Ethan-wr2os]

I hope he keep uploading, there is something old school about his style of ASMR that I miss about the early days of ASMR on YT, and he's the only one who brings that feeling. Actually my favorite ASMR RUclipsr. I've now said 'ASMR' too many times in this comment

[@MonotonicASMR]

Thank you so much for the kind words. I have always connected with the old school ASMR vibe and it still permeates what I do. New vids coming soon...

[@Ethan-wr2os]

@@MonotonicASMR oh that's awesome I look forward to it 🙏 you're one of the original purveyors of this

[@Kyuubi451]

"Is your life a struggle? Is your behavior erratic?"
Pfft....maybe 😢

[@MonotonicASMR]

Don't even worry about i! It's normal :)

[@deusmortis9751]

I love this man, please keep it up

[@MonotonicASMR]

Thanks for the note on it. I'll see what I can do...

[@russharland2155]

Using a tape measure on the water is an excellent ritual touch 🙂

[@MonotonicASMR]

Precision is important :)

[@bgezal]

"You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?"

[@MonotonicASMR]

What's a tortoise?

[@kilo3989]

This video is precisely as weird as I need it to be for some solid relaxation! 😊 Thanks for sharing it with us!

[@MonotonicASMR]

Perfect!

[@LostxMaiden]

Hilarious and relaxing, the best combo!

[@MonotonicASMR]

That's my goal :)

[@candiceburgess-look8981]

Just found this channel and i love it! Never seen comedy in ASMR before😅

[@MonotonicASMR]

So glad you enjoy!

[@Singhka8]

Love the idea 😊

[@MonotonicASMR]

Excellent!

[@mayonnaiseman946]

This video has been mayonnaise approved, congratulations 🎉

[@MonotonicASMR]

Well that seals it...

[@ryuzane7969]

Well...I'll be damned. I think he'll RELISH in this CONDIMENT. If he's ever able to KETCHUP on all of these comments.
I smoked a Lil too much lettuce and wanted a Lil fun, hope I made someone's night :)

[@suckedintothevoid]

​@@ryuzane7969 eight months later at 7:28 pm, I'll say it made me smile

[@thejnes1]

Nice!

[@MonotonicASMR]

😀

[@estellesstories7467]

Evangeline! 😂😂👏

[@UtopianNightmare]

My height is 9' 4". My weight is 7,349 lbs. I do not have blood pressure. I can see you saw The Master

[@MonotonicASMR]

Never heard of it lol :p Dimensions noted.

[@jriley8614]

Surrealist ASMR is the best kind. "Ceci n'est pas tingles"

[@MonotonicASMR]

oh indeed