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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Jessimae Peluso, a stand up comedian, actress, and host of the "Sharp Tongue" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Комментарии • 380

  • @DEEPMMA
    @DEEPMMA 4 года назад +67

    The Joe rogan podcast on sleep is JRE #1109 with Mathew Walker . another great church

  • @MarquisVonMonster
    @MarquisVonMonster 4 года назад +9

    And just when I was about to go to sleep on time and sober, The Church shows up with Jessimae 🥰.
    Time to light up.

  • @garretthoffman8475
    @garretthoffman8475 4 года назад +2

    Joey Diaz Thank You my man. Your podcasts and Rogans have given me a different mindset to changes in my life.

  • @germansotomayor5586
    @germansotomayor5586 4 года назад +111

    "That was a tremendous Bong Hit"
    "That's the weed that kobe Bryant's helicopter pilot was smoking when it when down"
    R. I. P. Kobe Bryant.

    • @HaffDeadFred
      @HaffDeadFred 4 года назад +14

      German Sotomayor chill out ari it’s still too early 🤭🤭🤣😂😅

    • @TheSophisticatedSavage
      @TheSophisticatedSavage 4 года назад +13

      R.I.P TO EVERYBODY ELSE ON THAT HELICOPTER - You may not be a great dribbler - You were still a great person to those who knew you

    • @TheRISINGSTAR35
      @TheRISINGSTAR35 4 года назад +4

      U don't know that.

    • @nidiavega1504
      @nidiavega1504 4 года назад +2

      Call me ...you funny man!

    • @Freeslime1996
      @Freeslime1996 4 года назад +2

      Even uncle Joey wouldn’t disrespect a legend like Kobe

  • @justinmanning2075
    @justinmanning2075 4 года назад +33

    Man said "I'm gettin some chlorophyll"

  • @hbkryme
    @hbkryme 4 года назад +4

    No better way to celebrate my birthday than by listening to Uncle Joey! Love you Church Fam!!

  • @benjamin-papa
    @benjamin-papa 4 года назад +132

    bout to start photography college tomorrow as a 27 year old, finna kick the school doors in and sling hot chorizo like a madman. Wish me luck savages

    • @PaulManningg
      @PaulManningg 4 года назад +7

      Do it brotha. I cashed in the 401K at 34 and I’m back at being a musician.

    • @onraj9mm
      @onraj9mm 4 года назад +15

      Why the fuck u need a "photography college" 😂

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 4 года назад +7

      No need for degree bc everyone is photographer, nowadays...all you need is a cellphone camera and an app.

    • @davis0730
      @davis0730 4 года назад

      Good Luck

    • @doodahman2995
      @doodahman2995 4 года назад +2

      Hey buddy Kick Ass and Take Names!! Congrats on your new adventure. Tip top Magoo!!

  • @juiceandmeat
    @juiceandmeat 4 года назад +34

    "I dont get any dickpics" - CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ahahahahahaa

    • @jxstified7558
      @jxstified7558 4 года назад +1

      I heard Joeys laugh when I read your "ahahas" LOL

  • @jjmv17
    @jjmv17 4 года назад +16

    It’s a sign I must go in the garage & smoke this loud 😭💨
    Tremendous ⛅️

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад

      I too have to smoke outside. Damn Kids!😁

    • @masenestes8401
      @masenestes8401 4 года назад +2

      Me too. Kids in the house. Daddy why you always happier when you come back in!?

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад

      Bahahahaha I get same shit...

  • @jasc1893
    @jasc1893 4 года назад +16

    Jessimae is always great. Perfect podcast for a night I can't sleep

    • @jxstified7558
      @jxstified7558 4 года назад +1

      Im sitting here doin the same damn thing brotha, I can't sleep for shit tonight and now it's 7:40 am for me like wtf

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад +1

      Hate that shit.

    • @paulkaderli3526
      @paulkaderli3526 4 года назад

      I hope you got some
      Sleep

  • @wesleyvanveluw7484
    @wesleyvanveluw7484 4 года назад +6

    Have a tremendous day church fam 💙

  • @JamesDeWeaver
    @JamesDeWeaver 4 года назад +30

    Lee's hummus neck beard, just tremendous!

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 4 года назад

      Time stamp plz

    • @JamesDeWeaver
      @JamesDeWeaver 4 года назад

      @@moep.8578 It's just a comment, no time stamp!

  • @DerringtonLatour
    @DerringtonLatour Год назад +1

    Gotta love a loud ass bong hit intro from joey. Listening Aug 2023

  • @SkyG760
    @SkyG760 4 года назад +3

    I’ve been told by my wife that I snore and stop breathing in my sleep, I wake up with a migraine almost every single day, maybe I should look into sleep apnea, thanks big dog God bless you and your family

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 4 года назад +2

      Yeah dude do it. I have it, it got so bad that i would wake up every 30 minutes and i started grinding the fuck out of my teeth. I couldnt drive more than an hour before i would start nodding off like a junkie. Girls would punch me or smosh my face with pillows as soon as I fell asleep. The only regret i have is not listening to people and getting it taken care of sooner.

  • @Dom-jv6nk
    @Dom-jv6nk 4 года назад +5

    LOVE the Clemente picture right behind joey diaz

  • @aspects8645
    @aspects8645 4 года назад +104

    Oh shit last time I was this early I caught my wife cheating

  • @-FishingTampa
    @-FishingTampa 4 года назад +22

    Hell yeah rip that bong till you cough up some history Uncle Joey

  • @kevinobryant48
    @kevinobryant48 4 года назад +3

    I’m getting my sleep study cause of uncle Joey I go this month!

  • @MrSkarbek36
    @MrSkarbek36 4 года назад +24

    Seen Joey loading up the bong on insta for this one.. should be decent let’s go

    • @cozmo562
      @cozmo562 4 года назад

      Nick S decent.... it’s spectacular fuck!

  • @snoopergnar3719
    @snoopergnar3719 4 года назад +1

    Made an appointment to do a sleep study tomorrow. Got the exercise in place. Now it's fianlly time to fix my sleep.

  • @BudFuddlacker
    @BudFuddlacker 3 года назад

    I love when Uncle Joey describes his good food spots and the detail he goes into describing the ingredients and prep

  • @HeyRaggy
    @HeyRaggy 4 года назад +4

    I'm glad Uncle Joey has a similar love for showers that I have. I've never heard of anyone else that is this savage with showers lol.

  • @jonathanlebron541
    @jonathanlebron541 4 года назад +11

    Lmao she asked Lee you still alive over there and he says uh No 😂😂😂

  • @oneLEADFOOT
    @oneLEADFOOT 4 года назад

    Sending Love From Seattle to the Church !

  • @GeorgeFeb
    @GeorgeFeb 4 года назад +1

    Uncut Gems is my favorite movie of the year, it's a gem of a movie! Best Sandler's role ever!

  • @mertbaysal2139
    @mertbaysal2139 4 года назад

    Yo Joey describing sleep apnea is what I deal with everyday and I’m 26 years old. Literally everything he said is perfect description of it.

  • @JOTAR9822
    @JOTAR9822 3 года назад +1

    58:46 that's gold right there 😂😂

  • @LastKingDbro
    @LastKingDbro 4 года назад +1

    Some say nothing is impossible but they have never tried to interrupt Joey Tellin one of his stories 😂😂💯💪

  • @koreyy47
    @koreyy47 4 года назад +18

    Time to smoke and watch let’s gooo

  • @shatterking215
    @shatterking215 4 года назад

    I’m making an appointment for sleep apnea today and taking off work. I’m almost 31 and it’s killing me - thanks Joey 🙏🏻 appreciate ya

    • @SkyG760
      @SkyG760 4 года назад

      I think I need to, I’m 30, I wake up with a migraine 5 out of 7 days and always fuckin exhausted, what are you feeling on a daily basis?

  • @rareair3973
    @rareair3973 4 года назад +4

    EVEN MORE SHOUTS OUT TO JOEY FOR ROCKIN THAT SABRES ZIPUP. WE ARE TRASH THIS YEAR BUT IM STILL A FAN.

  • @draugr3334
    @draugr3334 4 года назад +3

    "Until I get to the bottom of this, everybody gets accused"

  • @Mike-.747
    @Mike-.747 4 года назад +7

    Love the Sabres jacket

    • @spikentheneck629
      @spikentheneck629 4 года назад

      Go Bruins! Hahaha I'm in the damn south with no hockey team. Buncha football freaks down here

  • @notmyrealname2530
    @notmyrealname2530 4 года назад +1

    Uncle Joey is BACK, he was on fireee today and funnier than ever. Love you unc

  • @Eugenia_Farms
    @Eugenia_Farms 4 года назад +2

    this chick asked if a fly flew out of his forehead ball 😂 im too high for this comedy lol

  • @johnqpublic7743
    @johnqpublic7743 4 года назад +20

    Was hesitant about trying a bidet till uncle joey endorsed it

    • @orion_cliff
      @orion_cliff 4 года назад +5

      Oh its tremendous, that muffler has never been fresher.

    • @HaffDeadFred
      @HaffDeadFred 4 года назад +1

      The cold water hitting my muffler is still a little weird for me I think the warm water would be better 🤣🤣😂😅

    • @orion_cliff
      @orion_cliff 4 года назад +1

      @@HaffDeadFred My bidet has warm water, who ya think ya talkin to, Joey Bananas?

  • @CrazyGamesPlays
    @CrazyGamesPlays 4 года назад

    Jessimae Peluso and Joey Diaz! You killed it! So funny! great podcast!

  • @johndavid3474
    @johndavid3474 4 года назад +1

    Joey's lifestyle has slowed him down to the point where I can watch him at 1.25 speed and forget that I increased the speed.

  • @falconeddie1393
    @falconeddie1393 4 года назад

    GOD BLESS YOU JOEY! THANK YOU MAN!

  • @djkramit
    @djkramit 4 года назад

    18:05 So true. I have severe sleep apnea. Get checked. I had a friend of a friend who died from sleep apnea. Healthy, young, no other medical issues. Just gone one day. Its no joke.

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 4 года назад

    SHOUT OUT TO THE FLYING JEW LEE SYATT! 😁👍NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR THE CHURCH FAMILY!

  • @fresh1ize
    @fresh1ize 4 года назад

    I love the podcast Uncle Joey keep doing your thing

  • @MegaSubhodeep
    @MegaSubhodeep 4 года назад

    Joey has everything figured out! Even the timing b/w post bong-hit cough and shit flying out. #respect

  • @Sonics-jw5pl
    @Sonics-jw5pl 4 года назад

    Tremendous periscope pre church, just came from there we having the full experience today!!!!!

  • @RICHERTHANTHEOPPS
    @RICHERTHANTHEOPPS 4 года назад

    Appreciate the 2 hours, long episodes are fucking tremendous

  • @coldpressedbrickrep
    @coldpressedbrickrep 4 года назад

    Awesome sweater! Love from Buffalo, Ny

  • @spikentheneck629
    @spikentheneck629 4 года назад

    Stoned to the gills and dragging my feet at work. I love Mary Jane and uncle Joey!

  • @schoooooles
    @schoooooles 4 года назад +1

    Started crying laughing at Joey's story of snoring before takeoff.

  • @johnathangomez1712
    @johnathangomez1712 4 года назад +2

    "Turn me into a butt muppet". my soul just came

  • @BDChupacabra
    @BDChupacabra 4 года назад

    "Fat" -HAHA! that shit killed me lmao

  • @LILCRIS661
    @LILCRIS661 4 года назад +3

    The look on her face when Joey announced D'elias pregnancy news was priceless jaja

    • @TEFFTPATTERN
      @TEFFTPATTERN 4 года назад +1

      Cristian Ornelas I used to play competitive day of defeat 1.3 against Brazilians and argentinian teams in 2004, you guys have been laughing with J’s on the internet for over 15 years

    • @LILCRIS661
      @LILCRIS661 4 года назад +1

      @@TEFFTPATTERN Im Mexican but all latinos use jaja because in the spanish language the letter J makes the same sound as the H in english

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 4 года назад

      @@TEFFTPATTERN LOL!! Do you know who GODJOEY is? Team God?

  • @rosalesdaniel10
    @rosalesdaniel10 4 года назад

    "aww she likes broken things" - fucking killed me

  • @roberta3405
    @roberta3405 4 года назад +2

    Joey! Please have Michael Franzese as a guest, that would be awesome. Keep on keepin on brotha

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 4 года назад +1

    Joey with that BUFFALO HITTA!!

  • @parrislucas_
    @parrislucas_ 4 года назад +1

    Uncut Gems was the only movie ever that I watched that stressed me out watching it. Damn that was a f'd up movie!!!

  • @jesslaxton86
    @jesslaxton86 4 года назад +1

    I can’t handle the interruption!!

  • @diggitydank1083
    @diggitydank1083 4 года назад +1

    I love joey but can we please get the camera on the guests now and then. This would be great.

  • @antonbyarmbar6767
    @antonbyarmbar6767 4 года назад

    The selling a membership to the mob story is hilarious. He made the poor guy fill out an application. OMG. 🤣

  • @elcypher6102
    @elcypher6102 4 года назад +1

    Shroom tech sport just incase you see Japanese guy and he breathes on you 😂😂😭😭

  • @EntitledMillennials
    @EntitledMillennials 4 года назад +1

    I want to partake in the "Joey Diaz Cornucopia"

  • @gentalgiant187
    @gentalgiant187 4 года назад

    Awesome podcast

  • @nando4535
    @nando4535 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey had Kate Quigley last week, and Jessimae this week. Fuckin tremendous

  • @warrenfamilyvalues3751
    @warrenfamilyvalues3751 4 года назад

    Legendary show so entertaining

  • @FrancodeChicago
    @FrancodeChicago 4 года назад

    Sleep is incredibly important but the fact is many many many successful people are known to not sleep much now or in the past!

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 года назад

    Good show

  • @zonabot6029
    @zonabot6029 4 года назад

    Another banger from uncle Joey and Lee

  • @MrSkarbek36
    @MrSkarbek36 4 года назад +18

    Lee always pulling a Lee moment at 4:20 🤦‍♀️

  • @levronkea4054
    @levronkea4054 4 года назад +22

    This girl is literally giving me anxiety. If Joey talks she starts talking. And if you don’t have anxiety, listen to this and you will.

    • @levronkea4054
      @levronkea4054 4 года назад +1

      @Big Boy77 oh, i know she did bro

    • @ConCon4444
      @ConCon4444 4 года назад +3

      I kinda like it haha. Or else it would be another podcast of Joey ranting for 30 min w/o interruption. Not that I don’t like those, they’re actually my favorite ones haha but it’s nice to change it up I guess

    • @midwestfunk3199
      @midwestfunk3199 4 года назад +3

      She's tough to listen to. I have to keep stopping it, and of course it's 2 hours.

    • @levronkea4054
      @levronkea4054 4 года назад

      @@midwestfunk3199 lol

    • @Jwarchild
      @Jwarchild 4 года назад

      yeah Jessimae is DEFINITELY an acquired taste lol. i fuck with her tho she is very cool

  • @slipknuts
    @slipknuts 4 года назад

    I can just imagine Joey with his eyebrows high and his eyes half open saying “ya bangin bitch”

  • @huhwhat6887
    @huhwhat6887 11 месяцев назад

    The Joey Diaz what the fuck is that clinic 😂😂😂 I would go every month

  • @masenestes8401
    @masenestes8401 4 года назад

    We love you coco glad you’re staying healthy so you can stay around a long time. They don’t make em like you anymore!

  • @Trending_Usa
    @Trending_Usa 4 года назад

    CmH20 for the CPAP machine, RRT here and love your podcast Joey.

  • @anthonycella8897
    @anthonycella8897 4 года назад

    greatest woman ever on the church

  • @Dc5_Dyl
    @Dc5_Dyl 4 года назад

    A Sicilian stand-off I almost spit out my water lmfaooo

  • @shawnmilazzo2730
    @shawnmilazzo2730 4 года назад

    Uncle Joey rocking the Buffalo Sabres hoodie- proper!

  • @ebalber
    @ebalber 4 года назад +5

    I did that 80's cocaine 😂🤣

  • @skifast69
    @skifast69 4 года назад +3

    Please get Bill Cosby on the podcast

  • @roottv8417
    @roottv8417 4 года назад

    Paging dr. Bologna balls, paging dr. Bologna balls automatically thumbs up 😁

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear9460 4 года назад +2

    Joey’s sleep apnea machine needed a sleep apnea machine Ooohhhh!

  • @vasadams
    @vasadams 4 года назад +1

    I gotta put on a hazmat suit to get spare ribs

  • @TrevorEst1994
    @TrevorEst1994 4 года назад

    Dude when he was talking about the abscess juice i died

  • @blink1633
    @blink1633 4 года назад +1

    She is absolutely gorgeous!!!!!

  • @pbplauralfilms
    @pbplauralfilms 4 года назад

    I can't read her name without singing it like Bésame Mucho

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 4 года назад +1

    At first glance I thought Uncle Joey was having Jesse Smollett on the Church.

  • @goatspringsteen7624
    @goatspringsteen7624 4 года назад

    That intro brought back memories. 🕸🙏

  • @badelementdistortionbox4078
    @badelementdistortionbox4078 4 года назад

    Great one guys! Love to Uncle Joey -Lee- Jess.
    2020 Star spangled banner?

  • @SleazeThrobb12345
    @SleazeThrobb12345 4 года назад

    The hospital food thing is true i worked as a prep cook in a nursing home and we would make sandwiches days ahead of time. Oh and NEVER get scrambled eggs they get boiled in a bag and never get a room tray they're nuked to death

  • @earnedkarma3180
    @earnedkarma3180 4 года назад +15

    Chris D’elia having a kid is news to me, that’s some serious Dents!!!!

    • @INVERTEDBUKAKI
      @INVERTEDBUKAKI 4 года назад +4

      his act is getting old

    • @kdedeaux3411
      @kdedeaux3411 4 года назад +1

      Bout time

    • @c8ake
      @c8ake 4 года назад

      dang...some broad got a serious come up. Dents all around.

  • @raymieh8905
    @raymieh8905 4 года назад +1

    RIP. Ralphie May

  • @Brrrrrt
    @Brrrrrt 4 года назад +3

    I always thought lee sounded like that because he was high

  • @WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs
    @WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs 4 года назад +3

    I saw her WikiFeet page.
    Not bad.

  • @STORM0985
    @STORM0985 4 года назад

    Is that a Buffalo Sabers jacket? Tremendous!

  • @brianhern14
    @brianhern14 4 года назад

    Is no one going to mention what he said about Chris Delia?

  • @peterwilson8607
    @peterwilson8607 4 года назад

    😂😂 Omg that Plane story.. 😂

  • @jannowicki38
    @jannowicki38 4 года назад

    I'm a chef I don't sleep much, still works for me

  • @aaronsmusicworld937
    @aaronsmusicworld937 4 года назад

    ROCK ON !

  • @raymieh8905
    @raymieh8905 4 года назад

    I was crying when she was talking about her dad.

  • @jaimejaviergarcia3743
    @jaimejaviergarcia3743 4 года назад

    I LOVE IT!!! 🤘🤘🤘

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman 3 года назад

    2:03:47 Joey singing thay folk music!!!!!!

  • @ignaciomartinez4863
    @ignaciomartinez4863 4 года назад

    Higher purpose higher learning - AK THE SAVIOR