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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @bhoustin2012
    @bhoustin2012 8 лет назад +1834

    "Girl you wanna come to my hotel?"
    "-No Robert!"
    😂😂😂

  • @deedeesaidso
    @deedeesaidso 11 лет назад +1089

    "girl you wanna come to my hotel, NO ROBERT" that was my line for the night

    • @boujiebarbie3198
      @boujiebarbie3198 5 лет назад +12

      Nah, that part about shoulda worn the mask in the other video...😢...😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @uniqoEnEsp
      @uniqoEnEsp 5 лет назад +2

      Call me Victor

    • @KLmoxie
      @KLmoxie Год назад +1

      That had me hollerinnnn!!🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deedeesaidso
      @deedeesaidso Год назад +2

      @@KLmoxie she was so serious lol

    • @KLmoxie
      @KLmoxie Год назад +2

      @@deedeesaidso Yes, you feel the expression in your bones lol! I had to rewatch it. It never get's old. NO ROBERT! 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @kamilahlena
    @kamilahlena 9 лет назад +2330

    They haven't given her the recognition she deserves. One of the funniest comics alive. Les you are the best!

    • @ttlover7490
      @ttlover7490 8 лет назад +14

      If being funny is shouting and screaming then you suck

    • @kamilahlena
      @kamilahlena 8 лет назад +30

      +Sam Koubaisy You need a hug. 😄

    • @ttlover7490
      @ttlover7490 8 лет назад +7

      +LENA PATEL lol don't need a hug but I just can't stand her . She's so obvious trying to be funny and she's clearly not . She's making a fool of herself . Standup is just not her thing

    • @kamilahlena
      @kamilahlena 8 лет назад +49

      +Sam Koubaisy Well, you have your opinion and I have mine. She makes me laugh because I can relate to her. You have your comedians that make you laugh. To say I suck because I like her clearly tells me you either need a hug or some medication. Give someone else on RUclips some attention because I don't have time for negative energy.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 8 лет назад +3

      nice

  • @SJanez91
    @SJanez91 5 лет назад +93

    "I be damned if you have sex with Charles while I'm making beef stew!" That part always gets me! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @boulshyte8932
    @boulshyte8932 7 лет назад +319

    the way she rock her head back when she said "ill pee right here" gets me lmao

    • @dubletar7351
      @dubletar7351 4 года назад +1

      I know 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 6 лет назад +189

    "Girl you wanna come to mah hotel-" 🎶
    "No, Robert" 😂

  • @lavablasst4008
    @lavablasst4008 5 лет назад +27

    1:12
    "Then we got the drunk. You can't take her ass NO WHERE!!!!!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @dianewilkins4418
    @dianewilkins4418 2 года назад +20

    There is nothing she’s done that hasn’t left me roaring with laughter 😂❤ love her!!!!

  • @josesanti307
    @josesanti307 7 лет назад +312

    You got a plastic cup for her when she come over lol

  • @justwoke6322
    @justwoke6322 5 лет назад +90

    "The driver" is definitely my best friend!! Omg we make it home everytime to..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iknowmewhoareyou2615
    @iknowmewhoareyou2615 9 лет назад +1429

    I like her hair. it looks nice on her.

    • @foresthills731
      @foresthills731 7 лет назад +8

      nia sara
      Yes!

    • @recoveringmelanin4421
      @recoveringmelanin4421 7 лет назад +6

      Agreed

    • @laurenvlala
      @laurenvlala 7 лет назад +5

      She cut it

    • @Katlady001
      @Katlady001 6 лет назад +9

      You like it because it looks less threatening to you because it is chemically straightened well she’s gone natural now so you need to evolve in your thinking...

    • @SurahOnline
      @SurahOnline 6 лет назад +45

      Mz Nurú - 😕😳 WTF?!? Her hair is curly here. Not straightened

  • @f2isis
    @f2isis 5 лет назад +68

    Every time I hear her say “no Robert” I die 💀💀💀💀

  • @goldmember80
    @goldmember80 8 лет назад +253

    who remember her from comic view? when she found out her dude was gay? "Nigga i ain't mad that you gay......but all this time and you ain't never did my hair..."

  • @jacklynlake49
    @jacklynlake49 6 лет назад +68

    I love how her eyes get when shes like wtf 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanec9840
    @shanec9840 8 лет назад +517

    I know every type of friend she's talking about; sadly, I WAS type #2. I was the one that got drunk, woke up the next morning and asked "what did I do?" LOL...(not anymore, ain't had a drink in years. I've grown up and gotten myself together. Thank God!)

    • @t.yevettedewitt1458
      @t.yevettedewitt1458 8 лет назад +21

      that's what's up God be the glory..... but love I have two friends that's are the drunk ones one crazier then the other lol. I'm the driver and the peace maker that's liked to sip a little to lol

    • @zenaidalopez405
      @zenaidalopez405 8 лет назад +17

      I'm the drunk and the driver. I hate when I have to sober up quick.

    • @shanec9840
      @shanec9840 8 лет назад +24

      Zenaida Lopez Oh, Lord no! LOL Please don't drink and drive. I tried that once. I got drunk and stole my car keys from my friends who tried to hide it. I crashed right into my University's gate. I was so drunk, I got out the car and walked to my dorm room and went to sleep. I woke up sore and hung over and thought I had a bad dream. I walked outside and everybody in my building was whispering and looking at me funny. Being friend #2 I asked, "what I do?" That's when I found out. Thank God I didn't kill no one, got hurt or kill myself, and that the school didn't press charges. The only loss was not having no more car.

    • @TheLoveweaver
      @TheLoveweaver 6 лет назад +9

      Shane C thank God, you were ok and hadn't harmed someone.

    • @theshadylady1982
      @theshadylady1982 5 лет назад +13

      I've probably been all of them (almost) at some point in my life. A bad year as 'the drunk', well I heard it was pretty bad, I don't remember most of it. Lol. As long as we're growing/ learning I guess. Glad we can look back and laugh now. Not everyone gets that chance. 'What did I do?' is not a sentence I miss saying... along with 'where's my car?', 'how'd we get home?' & 'did I fall last night?' Haha. When you realize you've had to say any one of those more than once, it's time to reevaluate your path. 😁😁

  • @dimviesel
    @dimviesel 9 лет назад +335

    her personality makes her beautiful. shes great👍

    • @geo3014
      @geo3014 5 лет назад +55

      dimviesel I know this is three years old but what kind of backhanded ass compliment...

    • @buckymalcolm7520
      @buckymalcolm7520 5 лет назад +17

      geo :/ lmao right

    • @islandflavor1566
      @islandflavor1566 4 года назад +3

      Damn you an asshole! That was not cool

    • @swallenjafari5974
      @swallenjafari5974 3 года назад +1

      Have some balls and call her Ugly.
      Be nice or asshole but don’t flip flop like a bitch.
      I HATE HYPOCRITES.

    • @kevintaylor9912
      @kevintaylor9912 2 года назад

      Leslie Jones is a beautiful woman period! Just gorgeous! Statuesque and she has those big feet she's always talking about! Love this woman!

  • @shalissa1211
    @shalissa1211 10 лет назад +580

    Damn. I'm the drunk friend. lmao

  • @aidennarscenikk
    @aidennarscenikk 8 лет назад +705

    This is sad. I never really gave Leslie a chance until now. She's fucking hilarious. Never laughed so much in my life.. Damn

    • @sabrinabutcallmebri3652
      @sabrinabutcallmebri3652 6 лет назад +7

      Look at problem child!! That is her stand up special, so damn funny.

    • @asds92
      @asds92 6 лет назад +5

      Rent her video 'Problem child' You will THROW UP from laughing so much! She is sooooooo funny!!

  • @CornbreadPops
    @CornbreadPops 5 лет назад +399

    Given the current R kelly allegation .. this video aged well lol

    • @ghostfresh22
      @ghostfresh22 4 года назад +7

      No Robert!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @african_aunty
      @african_aunty 4 года назад +8

      Girl you wanna come to my hotel?! 🤣🤣🤣It has aged impeccably!!!

    • @jonquilmr13
      @jonquilmr13 3 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @jaylamartin6158
      @jaylamartin6158 3 года назад +1

      Yea now he’s charged too so it aged gracefully

  • @kionaprater4418
    @kionaprater4418 6 лет назад +95

    Girl you wanna come to my hotel ,No Robert I heard you peaing at the hotel son 😂😂😂

  • @cathridge
    @cathridge 7 лет назад +373

    i respect the fact that unlike other black comics, she doesnt hit you with 30 min of sex jokes. Queens of Comedy featured 60-70% sex and relationship jokes. Jones has the talent to talk about anything. She's very versatile.

    • @erikamaya3596
      @erikamaya3596 5 лет назад +4

      cathridge she can make anything funny

    • @imtiredoftheseniggas6618
      @imtiredoftheseniggas6618 5 лет назад +6

      True her and Wanda Sykes

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah. I honestly think sex jokes can be lazy and rely too heavily on raunch than actual wit. Also romantic relationships aren't the only engaging relationships to analyze and poke fun!

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 5 лет назад +1

      Tiffany Haddish has been pretty good too you know.

    • @samanthaphillip7425
      @samanthaphillip7425 5 лет назад

      I really like that too.

  • @its_jboy_4lg864
    @its_jboy_4lg864 7 лет назад +126

    OMG!!!!! She was funny as HELL!!!! I wish that video was longer

  • @sharzRS89
    @sharzRS89 6 лет назад +27

    Wow...that R Kelly joke had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NalDeryoga
    @NalDeryoga 9 лет назад +86

    i love when she screams about the drunk XD

  • @shaease4931
    @shaease4931 5 лет назад +19

    "His music nvr reflect the charges" 😂😂 I thought this too before. Even Usher had confessions

  • @angiemaq
    @angiemaq 10 лет назад +212

    She is too funny!!! Always has been....love her!!!

  • @taesdaze4688
    @taesdaze4688 8 лет назад +78

    Lmao she said son I heard you peeing at the hotels. Lmaoooo

  • @intesartoufic9536
    @intesartoufic9536 4 года назад +8

    She's been working this set for years and this is refined and sharpened to its peak. True craftsmanship

  • @jendeh1000
    @jendeh1000 11 лет назад +132

    I'm the driver in my crew. We always make it home.

    • @jamiecannon-moody1381
      @jamiecannon-moody1381 4 года назад +5

      W/O ALL THE ISSUES OF COURSE
      WE ROLLING AND IF WE RODE TOGETHER WE GOING HOME TOGETHER
      NEVER LEAVE A SISTA BEHIND

    • @malindarayallen
      @malindarayallen 11 месяцев назад +2

      I bet you got licenses! 🚕🚗🚠🚔🚋✈️🚁🐫 😂

    • @csmith2484
      @csmith2484 6 месяцев назад

      Me too!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Harvester88
    @Harvester88 7 лет назад +292

    None of his songs reflect his charges 😂.

    • @Creaux89
      @Creaux89 4 года назад +3

      Ceecee Bullet she’s repeating what the comedian said in the stand up out of sheer laughter duh 🤣😂

  • @GothBatty
    @GothBatty 6 лет назад +69

    How am I ALL the friends she was talking about??? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😻👌🏽🙌🏽

  • @tubebility
    @tubebility 10 лет назад +61

    "Should'a worn that shit in the other video!"
    HAHAHA
    She's right though.

  • @christinacline941
    @christinacline941 8 лет назад +151

    her hair looks good

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 6 лет назад +41

    She can drive a camel XD omg I love that woman

  • @amethyst0285
    @amethyst0285 11 лет назад +25

    LOL "NO ROBERT!"

  • @Demahevans
    @Demahevans 4 года назад +1

    I’ve come back to this video soo many times. The R.Kelly joke never gets old 😂😂

  • @aharper12
    @aharper12 8 лет назад +30

    Yo, the driver and the drunk is REAL

  • @Knockaswagga
    @Knockaswagga 6 лет назад +3

    THE R KELLY joke had me crying😂

  • @chidiorji5493
    @chidiorji5493 5 лет назад +7

    Her energy is fire🔥

  • @taniavalcourt6085
    @taniavalcourt6085 10 лет назад +205

    Excellent comedian!!!!! Very funny!

    • @sherylwindsor2653
      @sherylwindsor2653 10 лет назад +6

      I agree, she is great.

    • @ttlover7490
      @ttlover7490 8 лет назад +2

      +Sheryl Windsor positive discrimination at its finest

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 7 лет назад +62

    She is one of the funniest comic's around today, Saturday night live found a diamond, HEE-LARIOUS!!!😂

    • @stubbornpixie7515
      @stubbornpixie7515 5 лет назад

      Kenneth Bonney rigt just the way hilary mine uranium exactly

  • @stevearchuleta6916
    @stevearchuleta6916 5 лет назад +3

    This lady is too funny.... Love her smile...

  • @mr.alonzofairley5476
    @mr.alonzofairley5476 3 года назад +3

    Yes, she's truly not recognized and given the accolades she deserves but, she's truly loved by the fans for she's truly talented

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz 8 лет назад +8

    "Trynna get smart now , nigga we know its youu!!" lmmfffaooooo

  • @lotsofvisualenergyrascon7122
    @lotsofvisualenergyrascon7122 8 лет назад +10

    thank you soooooo much for posting this clip! I've seen her in person at a show and man she is superb!my alter ego WE NEED THIS LAUGHTER DURING THESE TRYING TIMES! GOOD BLESS!

  • @BoiYahTfah
    @BoiYahTfah 7 лет назад +38

    she's hilarious i'm dying

  • @meiposhgarden4782
    @meiposhgarden4782 5 лет назад +33

    Lmaoooo! I’m the driver 😂😭.. whatever vehicle, whatever weather, wherever we gotta get to.... I’m getting us there.. we will arrive alive!
    Fast forward current day: Robert Kelly is now on trial again for the same type of charges! Smdh!

  • @steviesosa5617
    @steviesosa5617 5 лет назад +2

    "No Robert" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @danettechavis509
    @danettechavis509 2 года назад +3

    I just saw this for the first time and I am crying for laughing so hard. This was so damn funny!!!! Omg, I need to hear more! lol...

  • @alexisward5139
    @alexisward5139 5 лет назад +6

    Yo the driver friend is a full blown fact I’m hollering 😂😂😂

  • @RosySpeaks
    @RosySpeaks 5 лет назад +5

    Do you wanna come to my hotel?
    No Robert!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @onetakesun694
    @onetakesun694 5 лет назад +7

    She got licenses 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blablabla2847
    @blablabla2847 6 лет назад +60

    If you take the audio away she looks like one very convinced pastor lol. Amen!!!

  • @London1869
    @London1869 Год назад

    She has an autobiography out. The audio book is a work of art. Brilliant, real, and heartfelt.

  • @skyleradams5566
    @skyleradams5566 5 лет назад +7

    I am definitely The Driver 😂 I can get us anywhere in any weather condition. I’ll be sky high and getting us home after we stop to get something to eat lol

  • @beemann7191
    @beemann7191 Год назад +3

    Man I wanna see the rest of this. LOL

  • @gigisgucci
    @gigisgucci 5 лет назад +2

    “Should’ve wore that in the other video”😂😂🤣

  • @Deoninthecity
    @Deoninthecity 9 лет назад +35

    I'm The Driver 😂😂

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname
    @AnitaBetterScreenname 5 лет назад +1

    SIX years later on...She's still a freakin riot! Ya killin it Leslie!

  • @kristyhopkins58
    @kristyhopkins58 2 года назад +1

    There's so much truth in this bit!!

  • @rickschweitzer9845
    @rickschweitzer9845 5 лет назад +5

    Leslie always makes me laugh. She did a sketch on SNL with Peter Dinkledge about naked and afraid. OMG!

  • @ShadavionGrant
    @ShadavionGrant 4 года назад +1

    R Kelly: Y'all killing me!
    Gayle: Robert sit down.

  • @mariecampbell3373
    @mariecampbell3373 3 года назад +1

    Her facial expressions are epic!!

  • @Megaredronin
    @Megaredronin 8 лет назад +40

    did not know she was this funny!! :)

  • @nicoleb695
    @nicoleb695 8 лет назад +368

    I'm white and I sadly have all these friends XD

    • @emlynlewis2830
      @emlynlewis2830 8 лет назад +70

      Girrrrrrl I get what you is sayin, dis ain't no racial specification, last week I saw some Eskimo Hoes getting crunk at da gas pumps lookin fo' some Iroquois D!

    • @dawnkeiser1554
      @dawnkeiser1554 6 лет назад +3

      you shot out

    • @makemsaydee25
      @makemsaydee25 6 лет назад +29

      Who made this racial?? That shows your white privilege that you think youre above having friends that get too drunk, knows how to drive, and complains. wow.

    • @Jay-hr3rh
      @Jay-hr3rh 6 лет назад +14

      Race has nothing to do with that. Females!!!

    • @TheFinemocha
      @TheFinemocha 6 лет назад +6

      sounds like
      a good time Nicole

  • @lilywhite1962
    @lilywhite1962 8 лет назад +50

    pissin' on the dance floor....been there, done that.

  • @tricksgrl2
    @tricksgrl2 7 лет назад +46

    Before Girls Trip lol

  • @thamilton1340
    @thamilton1340 3 года назад +2

    One of the best ever👍🏾Been watching and cracking up off her Comedy since Comicview!!!Glad for her success👍🏾

  • @Quetzalioshun
    @Quetzalioshun 4 года назад

    The driver that was me 😂 😂😂.

  • @FreedomofSpeech865
    @FreedomofSpeech865 7 лет назад +12

    I'm the driver 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bettynolo23
    @bettynolo23 5 лет назад +2

    "This bitch can drive a camel!"🤣🤣

  • @paulhardman373
    @paulhardman373 6 лет назад

    This is one of the funniest comedy routines I've ever seen she is absolutely outstanding 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heaven8377
    @heaven8377 5 лет назад +1

    "Shoulda wore a mask in that other video" 💯💯💯💯 👏👏👏

  • @CR-ce5lf
    @CR-ce5lf 8 лет назад +86

    LMFAOOOOOOO IM THE WHY CHICK

  • @t.yevettedewitt1458
    @t.yevettedewitt1458 7 лет назад +25

    Lmao 😂 I'm the driver

  • @mook80able
    @mook80able 5 лет назад +3

    Dang...what about the fighter chick 😂🤣😂🤣!!!!!!

  • @clockedyourtea3010
    @clockedyourtea3010 6 лет назад

    "I'm broke son! I'll just bust you right in yo fuckin forehead! I just need five dollars" lmaooo 😂😭

  • @nhokymbialleyne6527
    @nhokymbialleyne6527 9 лет назад +149

    im the driver and the why

  • @jamias25
    @jamias25 2 года назад +1

    Wow she’s hilarious I only saw her in movies. Her stand up is awesome 🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @staffordnation9754
    @staffordnation9754 6 лет назад +4

    THE BEST female comedian!!!!!

  • @mariecampbell3373
    @mariecampbell3373 11 месяцев назад

    I LOOOVVEE how she seamlessly went from the "friends" joke to being broke to R. Kelly charges. 👍

  • @eveokunzwa6798
    @eveokunzwa6798 9 лет назад +4

    Lmao I'm done I'm done 😂😂😂

  • @ShervyseSmiles
    @ShervyseSmiles Год назад

    To this day I stay sayin oh we gon make it to the house 🙌🏽👏🏽😂

  • @serich
    @serich 12 лет назад +24

    NO, ROBERT!

  • @ilonatorraca685
    @ilonatorraca685 Год назад +1

    No, you are brilliant!!

  • @kennethbrady
    @kennethbrady 7 лет назад +5

    Excellent work.

  • @annpayton
    @annpayton 9 лет назад +19

    This heifer here, is so on point, DAMN!! ★★★

  • @auspiciousj
    @auspiciousj 5 лет назад +2

    I'm the driver. 😂😂😜

  • @whitneyneely2880
    @whitneyneely2880 5 лет назад

    Leslie's on fire 😂😂😂

  • @fionayork3127
    @fionayork3127 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Leslie never fails to make You laugh

  • @lorettabyrd1492
    @lorettabyrd1492 6 лет назад +31

    Leslie looks Beautiful 🙂

  • @Brookhouse3041
    @Brookhouse3041 3 года назад +1

    Damn that was a brilliant bit she did there. From her girls posse to “No Robert we heard you pee in the hotel room”

  • @myaraygavensbert4267
    @myaraygavensbert4267 6 лет назад +4

    “ no Robert “ 😂😂😂😂 2019^

  • @maeb.9770
    @maeb.9770 6 лет назад

    I have never seen this before.
    You go Leslie
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aris6756
    @aris6756 6 лет назад

    LMFAO XD I'm the driver "We getting home tonight"

  • @tamaraclemon6315
    @tamaraclemon6315 5 лет назад +3

    Hilarious Leslie Jones does not get enough recognition. Definitely need to see more of her 😂😍

  • @MsMissmocha
    @MsMissmocha 12 лет назад +3

    She is fuckin hilarious!!! I was dying

  • @tesscheer
    @tesscheer 9 лет назад +8

    LOVE HER!

  • @i8urcookie334
    @i8urcookie334 4 года назад

    She is one of the greats! I love her!

  • @qq4112
    @qq4112 5 лет назад

    One of my favorites..omg..she killed it