Detective Venom solves a murder | Venom 2 | CLIP
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2022
- Venom should really do a "Draw My Life"
🔥 Buy or rent the movie NOW ➤ www.amazon.com/gp/video/detai...
📢 Don't miss this video ➤ • 🔥 Don't miss this!
✔️ Follow us on Facebook ➤ / 204568612956950
© 2021 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved. | MARVEL and all related character names: © & ™ 2022 MARVEL -
#BoxofficeMovies #GreatMoments 
Кино
Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?
10☺️👍
10
7
10 ALL THE WAY
Good quality,subtitles,no annoying outro music,10.
At this point we need a series with just these venom and Eddie and their everyday lives together this was gold.
Yes!!! I’d kill for that
for kids yes
@@e7danny7m Nah fuck them kids I'm talking about for me.
Nah cuz as marvel has shown us with she hulk making television series is not something they are good at anymore
OMG yes please
Venom: *Draws an obvious illustration of a church
Eddie: IT'S A HOUSE!
I mean he aint completely wrong
The house of LORD JESUS
I thought it was a graveyard ^^
But it is a building just like house. So its a house!
NEVERMIND!
0:41 the confidence when he said “ *it’s a tree* ” is hilarious
Idiot! Sit down.. now. Pay attention. *draws stuff*
Bingo..
only to be called an idiot 😂
ikr
0:43 IDIOT!
“Idiot. Sit down.” I wheezed at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, watching these guys try to deal with each other in their everyday lives would've been more interesting than most of the rest of the movie.
Yeah, should have just continued as a series
The weird bromance and comical bickering between these two is honestly the only reason I rewatch the Venom movies.
@@StarlitSwamp same here I mean sure I watched the 2nd one because of carnage but other than that it was all on venom and eddie
@@scottishlad7497 Yes ! Totally agree. All the action with Carnage was pretty cool, but I was mostly just interested in more Eddie and Venom interaction. BTW, I like your idea that it should have been made into a series ! I can’t get enough of their random domestic shenanigans, like Venom helping Eddie solve murders, making him waffles and throwing out the TV, or the two climbing buildings, munching on criminals’ brains and getting drunk on that tropical island like a pair of dumbasses… There could be so much more to do with that !
Learn how to write properly before posting Worthless Garbage Comment, Lol !!!!
"Then eat those guys!" "I cant!! Sunny and cher are best friends" - this is the most sentimental alien I've ever seen 😂 I love venom he's a vibe
Venom gave me an entirely new view of him
Venom spesificly said they have small brains and thats why he won't eat them 😂🧠 i don't blame him chickens realy do look like they have small brains 😂🐔🐓 plus the fact that theyre dumm is also a suport that they realy arent worth eating 😂🧠
Chickens have small brains theory CONFERMED! 👍
@@Zack_Zander ikr?
@@meryfuentes1761 Ignoring the fact that chickens are actually very smart.
"Responsibility, it's for the mediocre."
- Venom
You heard that Spider-man.
Now,
@@vandacarneiro980 now,
Shots fired.
Well he’s not wrong.
Peter is a nerd after all.
They don’t get much more mediocre than that.
Venom underestimated Spiderman's character
Batman: *Needs a whole movie to decipher a murder mystery*
Venom: *Does it in 3 minutes and has enough time to go to a party*
Fr
Venom 2 not only ruined one of the most threatening villains in Marvel, but was also a massive disappointment as well.
Edit: Guys obviously I was talking about Carnage.
@@bk7064 I was just joking how Venom needed far less time than the "World's Greatest Detective" to solve a murder mystery.
@@juanrisa945 oh ok lol. Yeah that's my bad. 😂 I hadn't seen any of the other comments and now that I do the joke does seem much more clear.
@@bk7064 you mad?
“FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”
This is way too relatable.
Goddamn it! Fine!
Relatable
I had a girlfriend just like that...
*Also types “dik” on his computer until he breaks* lol
@@gator5081 lol
It's cute that Venom named the two chickens and called them best friends
Nice to know he’s not eating them for a change.
Sonny and Cher. Good chicken names.
@@jaziel3001 "I can't..Sony and Cher are best friends"
A alien can have friends too
😮😅😅😊😊🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🌲🌲🌴🪵
It's awesome (and somehow really sad) that the alien glob is a better investigator than the actual investigative reporter.
For real lol
Venom: Alien glob?! Apologize!😡
Venom is a billions of years old the dude is smarter than he looks
Eddie: I think I’m Pablo Picasso. 😂
It’s amazing that Venom paid attention to the drawings on the wall.
Can we just appreciate Venom's drawing skills?
No one's stopping you. Do you need permission?
@@El-Dorado930Apple juice with vinegar.
@@echo-4186 Ratio with ratio
Hell yeah we can it is all wonderful
Indeed
That one scene with Venom making Eddy draw like a crazy guy was absolutely hilarious, like most of this movie !
That man venom flashed that paper
I think I'm Pablo Picasso!
Light Yagami?
NO!@@koona1992
I’d honestly love to see a venom tv show of just their day to day lives
That can also serve as a tie-in to this movie and the upcoming third Venom movie. And it should air on ABC.
めちゃくちゃそれみたい🥰
Eddie: Oh, I know this one! It's a Tree!
Venom: Idiot.
Me: 😂😂🤣🤣
0:41
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
I love that Venom named the chickens and recognize their friendship lmao
I love how Instead of trying to be more clear about what he’s trying to show he just starts all over with something else
We need a tv show with Venom and Eddie solving crimes.
It's funny that Venum himself said that is what they could be doing (with a few headless bad guys hear in there)
It was their comic run for a while, before it got turned into an eastern European epic, and then Evangelion
Call it Lethal Protector
Oo, I gotta good name: Eddie's crime sloving mysteries
I like how venom perfectly draws the profile and framing of some random photo of the place from a web search.
I'm pretty sure that isn't where he saw the image. There were carvings on a wall in CK's prison cell.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 I agree, but that just means it more ridiculous. It seems unlikely that those carvings in the cell were actually of that random web image, so that means CK just happened to carve the exact framing/size as that photo.
@@enif_plays True.
@@enif_plays not necessarily those are large enough rock structures and far enough away that even 30 ft further along the cliff edge wouldn’t change the perspective that much
Batman has competition for the title of "The World's Greatest Detective".
Shawn Spencer from Psych beats both Bruce and Venom at the World's Greatest Detective game.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 Sherlock holmes beats all of them
@@LandonHGaming Fair point.
@@LandonHGaming Elementary my dear Watson. I say smoking on a pipe.
I like how they named the tire snookie 😂
Yaa bro I too loved that😃
It’s literally a nickname my mum gave me lmao
0:42 - My favourite line.
Love how Venom goes from badass best friend alien to spoiled brat child in the matter of seconds lmao
Detective Venom is like Steven Grant
You mean Sméagol?
@@warsthemarvel8608 he meant moon knight. Basically Venom and Eddie Brock is much like Steven Grant with Marc Spector.
@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 yeah but Steven and Mark are literally the MCU version of Gollum/Sméagol
@@warsthemarvel8608 hmm maybe??? Idk hmmm aight yea could be idk.
@@warsthemarvel8608 Why? Because they are two identities in one body?
Did they forget that investigation was quite literally Eddie's job, and that he was good at it?
Perhaps the writers were thinking - because venom lives in Eddie's body naturally he would take on some of his traits one being Eddie's investigative skills..
Also having a very angsty brain eating creature that lives inside you doesn’t help him with focusing on investigating either. Especially when it could beat his ass too from the inside
Didn't he get fired for accusing a guy of murder when the actual murderer was the guys neighbor in the comics.
Venom: What do u think?
Eddie: I think I'm Pablo Picasso.
I'm like: 🤣🤣🤣 LOL!!!
Venom: NO!
I say that everytime I finish a good drawing
Honestly I really liked the Venom 2 .The stubborness of venom is funny and entertaining to watch
4:23 my guy just roasted spider man
"I think I'm Pablo Picaso."
"NO!"
I find it funny the police are mad at Brock for solving the case. Sure he had Symbiote assistance, but Cletus literally drew the exact spot where he hid the bodies. At that point any kind of mocking is earned
“FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD!!” Bro I’m dead 😭💀
When Venom goes from a creepy monster to annoying roommate lol
3:47
I think Venom means Phenylethylamine?
Apparently it's used for athletic performance, to counter depression, enhance weight loss, and to improve mood and attention.
Now we get why Venom's a bit moody.
Not gonna lie, sounds like good stuff.
@@emmaray6215it should; it’s the root that controls the chemical increase of dopamine (the chemical that causes happiness) and norepinephrine (which increases alertness, arousal and attention)
Symbiotes, like other animals, lack these chemicals naturally and must attain them through others.
In this case, supplying Venom with this chemical is what’s keeping him from becoming parasitic and eating his host from the inside out.
While chocolate has the oppisote effects. No wonder he's cranky.
damn. venom just lost his tiny mind ...with the adrenaline way with eddie.
Daaaamn, Venom! What a detective you are!!!
0:18 I think I’m Pablo Picasso.
No!
Okay.
Come here. look.
@MEGASHARKBOY venom: well, say what you see
Eddie: it's a house
Venom: never mind
@@megasharkboy6552OH, I know this one! It's a tree!
@@thecrownedninja3121 Idiot, sit down!
@@thecrownedninja3121 idiot! Sit down
3:02 best line of the movie 😭
Damn didn't know venom can draw
“Oh Ik this one, it’s a tree”
“Idiot, sit down”
That’s my favorite part in this one scene
2:42 Lmfao, just look at that reaction
Venom, you don’t even have hair; you’re a symbiote, not a mammal
4:34 venom: *bawling violently for brains*
eddie a few seconds later: *G O D D A M N I T F I N E*
1:52 when you finally come up with an idea for a good art design only to discover that it's already taken by someone else
I love how Venom keeps two chickens of all things as pets
A series of everyday lives with these two will be a whole lot better than the movie.
This detective scene is one of the better moments in the movie if I'm being honest
1:51 Cassidy throwing a tantrum like Leena klammer.
I love how Venom is so Artistic
3:40 small brains
Honestly I kind of feel for Venom. Not being able to eat what is most delicious to you or not being able to go out and run free would drive anybody crazy. If is driving me crazy right now. Man do I miss Nashville truck stop food.
The fact that he solved it make it even funnier then it should have
With Venom´s drawing skills Eddie can turn to Da Vinci.
Venom: Feeling the wind in my hair and just sand between my toes. 2:50
Eddie: You don’t have any hair!
What Hair? 2:54
@@The_Ultimate_Agent
You are not listening to me
4:29 - If there were ever a better representation of me and my dad in the morning.
2:28
If I were Eddie, I'd be down for that.
Same here, even if eating someone would be uncomfortable.
did anyone notice Deadpool face on the flag at 2:20?
Seeing these two in an everyday life style show would be awesome and very funny
God I got to hand it to Venom he’s got killer fast drawing skills!
These characters are absolutely awesome and funny at the same time...love them
Anyone notice how when Venom was requesting Eddie for food and making Eddie type aggressively, He actually was making him type "Dik" on the Conmputer repeatedly..😂😂😂😂
That had me wheezing in my seat at the theatre🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:20 i think im pablo cabasso venom:NO!😡
I just love how normal this alien can be despite also trying to not to be, XD
3:06
Proves my point, XD
0:35 I swear they got the idea for this scene from the movie Upgrade (2018)
If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about
Oh yewh, i hate the ending
Ookay, symbiotes have photographic memory. Who knew?
Venom got ++A in Art for sure
Venom could be an artist
I love their chemistry so much
"Im Pablo Picasso" thats a hell of hilarious line😂😂.
0:41 Eddie: OH I KNOW THIS ONE! ITS A TREE! Venom: IDIOT! SIT DOWN LMAO!
I always thought Venom was the bad guy but I like this version of Venom 😊
This is a perfect example of demonic possession
"Chickens have brains."
"I most passionately disagree."
The only writing in the movie I genuinely liked.
What’s up with this guys problem on 1:36?
I think he's a detective?
He's pissed because the fact some retired reporter solved a murder case quicker then cops and FBI
"What do you think?"
"I think I'm Pablo Picasso!"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Man if venom calls you a friend himself and personally won’t eat you by his own choice, then you truly are lucky lol. Those chickens are extremely lucky
Venom : Food! Food! Food!
I don’t know why it’s funny but it just reminds me of my puppy
I would definitely like to see a tv show or even a mini series showing the life of those two
4:29 FOOD!
4:32 FOOD!
4:33 FOOD!
4:34 FOOD!
4:35 FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! 😂
This needs to be adopted as a tv series...
I like how it doesn't occur to Eddie that all he has to do is order a bunch of chocolate and Venom will be good to go.
I think he did, there were so many packets of M&M's lying on the ground.
Probably expensive to give venom chocolate every day.
Chocolate will have negative effects on the body. Sugar crashes fuel depression too.
Heads or depression from sugar crashes and overdosing on chocolate. Pick one.
1:02
PS1 Spider-Man game anyone?
Surf the web, surf the web!
“Responsibility… it is for the mediocre.”
~Venom dunking on Spider-Man without even realizing it
We need a series where it’s like Sherlock Holmes.
Except it’s Venom and Eddie just solving mystery’s already
On a second thought, I think it's a win-win-win everywhere.
Families get closure. Venom eats bad guys. City saves money. Good citizens are happy. Ms. Chen gets to sell all her stuffs, and Eddies is somebody.
Venom also protects Mrs. Chen from getting robbed…
a great detective work for Eddie and Venom
That helmet scene always freaking awesome 🥰🥰
For being supposedly so devious, it seems pretty dumb on his part to draw a literal picture of where he stashed the bodies in his cell... Though it is equally dumb that no one tried to investigate the wall drawings before now either. Especially since again, one Google image search and poof case closed.
I think you don't really understand the incompetence of investigators.
Let me frame it for you.
The "genius serial killer" trope is a lie.
Most of the time the law enforcement just didn't do jack shit
"Sonny and Cher are best friends"
- Venom
Vemon is a good artist! Not only omnivorous fighting machine but an artist too!
0:41 ITS A TREE!
He should’ve framed those!
They’re the recreations of the scratchings of a mad serial killer. No thanks!
Venom saying food over and over, absolute comedy
"What do you think?" "I think I'm Pablo Picasso?" "NO!" 😂 These two
Ik a lot of people don’t like this movie, but I absolutely loved it
I guess not a lot of people are aware that Venom is comedic in the Neversoft game.
@@ChristianFrates1997I guess normals aren't aware that Venom's entire existence is based on his past with Spider-Man
Watch. Just like SpiderMan 3, in a few years people will be happy with the movie.
Everyone else: *Talking about Eddie and Venom in their everyday lives*
Me: "Their Apartment is so filthy"
I luv venom,so i give u 10/10 baby
Man, you don't know how grateful I am right now! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
I feel insecure of how Venom's drawing skill is better than mine😢
Detective Venom doesn’t deserve an Oscar, he deserves his own spin off series for the MCU called “Detective Venom”, a detective for hire called Eddie Brock who’s investigating unsolved/unknown mysteries and using his powers to protect the city. Just like DC have Lucifer, MCU should have Detective Venom.
I’d love a detective buddy cop series with venom and Eddie
"Detective Venom" would be great name for a series like this
Venom let there be carnage is a funny good movie. Idk how anyone not like this film