@@scottishlad7497 Yes ! Totally agree. All the action with Carnage was pretty cool, but I was mostly just interested in more Eddie and Venom interaction. BTW, I like your idea that it should have been made into a series ! I can’t get enough of their random domestic shenanigans, like Venom helping Eddie solve murders, making him waffles and throwing out the TV, or the two climbing buildings, munching on criminals’ brains and getting drunk on that tropical island like a pair of dumbasses… There could be so much more to do with that !
Venom spesificly said they have small brains and thats why he won't eat them 😂🧠 i don't blame him chickens realy do look like they have small brains 😂🐔🐓 plus the fact that theyre dumm is also a suport that they realy arent worth eating 😂🧠
Venom 2 not only ruined one of the most threatening villains in Marvel, but was also a massive disappointment as well. Edit: Guys obviously I was talking about Carnage.
I find it funny the police are mad at Brock for solving the case. Sure he had Symbiote assistance, but Cletus literally drew the exact spot where he hid the bodies. At that point any kind of mocking is earned
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 I agree, but that just means it more ridiculous. It seems unlikely that those carvings in the cell were actually of that random web image, so that means CK just happened to carve the exact framing/size as that photo.
@@enif_plays not necessarily those are large enough rock structures and far enough away that even 30 ft further along the cliff edge wouldn’t change the perspective that much
Perhaps the writers were thinking - because venom lives in Eddie's body naturally he would take on some of his traits one being Eddie's investigative skills..
Also having a very angsty brain eating creature that lives inside you doesn’t help him with focusing on investigating either. Especially when it could beat his ass too from the inside
3:47 I think Venom means Phenylethylamine? Apparently it's used for athletic performance, to counter depression, enhance weight loss, and to improve mood and attention. Now we get why Venom's a bit moody.
@@emmaray6215it should; it’s the root that controls the chemical increase of dopamine (the chemical that causes happiness) and norepinephrine (which increases alertness, arousal and attention) Symbiotes, like other animals, lack these chemicals naturally and must attain them through others. In this case, supplying Venom with this chemical is what’s keeping him from becoming parasitic and eating his host from the inside out.
A series of everyday lives with these two will be a whole lot better than the movie. This detective scene is one of the better moments in the movie if I'm being honest
Honestly I kind of feel for Venom. Not being able to eat what is most delicious to you or not being able to go out and run free would drive anybody crazy. It is driving me crazy right now. Man do I miss Nashville truck stop food.
4:11 "If one more head goes missing, we will get hauled off into Area 51" Its crazy that all of this literally happened in the next movie, lmfao the story telling in these comedic clips is hilarious.
Detective Venom doesn’t deserve an Oscar, he deserves his own spin off series for the MCU called “Detective Venom”, a detective for hire called Eddie Brock who’s investigating unsolved/unknown mysteries and using his powers to protect the city. Just like DC have Lucifer, MCU should have Detective Venom.
Anyone notice how when Venom was requesting Eddie for food and making Eddie type aggressively, He actually was making him type "Dik" on the Conmputer repeatedly..😂😂😂😂
On a second thought, I think it's a win-win-win everywhere. Families get closure. Venom eats bad guys. City saves money. Good citizens are happy. Ms. Chen gets to sell all her stuffs, and Eddies is somebody.
Earlier in the movie, Detective Mulligan said to Eddie: "Don't embarrass me. The moment he says something, give me a call on the scoop" So Basically Eddie managed to solve the mystery and made Mulligan a fool out of him. That's why he's upset
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At this point we need a series with just these venom and Eddie and their everyday lives together this was gold.
Yes!!! I’d kill for that
for kids yes
@@e7danny7m Nah fuck them kids I'm talking about for me.
Nah cuz as marvel has shown us with she hulk making television series is not something they are good at anymore
OMG yes please
0:41 the confidence when he said “ *it’s a tree* ” is hilarious
Idiot! Sit down.. now. Pay attention. *draws stuff*
Bingo..
only to be called an idiot 😂
ikr
0:43 IDIOT!
“Idiot. Sit down.” I wheezed at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, watching these guys try to deal with each other in their everyday lives would've been more interesting than most of the rest of the movie.
Yeah, should have just continued as a series
The weird bromance and comical bickering between these two is honestly the only reason I rewatch the Venom movies.
@@StarlitSwamp same here I mean sure I watched the 2nd one because of carnage but other than that it was all on venom and eddie
@@scottishlad7497 Yes ! Totally agree. All the action with Carnage was pretty cool, but I was mostly just interested in more Eddie and Venom interaction. BTW, I like your idea that it should have been made into a series ! I can’t get enough of their random domestic shenanigans, like Venom helping Eddie solve murders, making him waffles and throwing out the TV, or the two climbing buildings, munching on criminals’ brains and getting drunk on that tropical island like a pair of dumbasses… There could be so much more to do with that !
Learn how to write properly before posting Worthless Garbage Comment, Lol !!!!
"Responsibility, it's for the mediocre."
- Venom
You heard that Spider-man.
Now,
@@vandacarneiro980 now,
Shots fired.
Well he’s not wrong.
Peter is a nerd after all.
They don’t get much more mediocre than that.
Venom underestimated Spiderman's character
Venom: *Draws an obvious illustration of a church
Eddie: IT'S A HOUSE!
I mean he aint completely wrong
The house of LORD JESUS
I thought it was a graveyard ^^
But it is a building just like house. So its a house!
NEVERMIND!
"Then eat those guys!" "I cant!! Sunny and cher are best friends" - this is the most sentimental alien I've ever seen 😂 I love venom he's a vibe
Venom gave me an entirely new view of him
Venom spesificly said they have small brains and thats why he won't eat them 😂🧠 i don't blame him chickens realy do look like they have small brains 😂🐔🐓 plus the fact that theyre dumm is also a suport that they realy arent worth eating 😂🧠
Chickens have small brains theory CONFERMED! 👍
@@Zack_Zander ikr?
@@meryfuentes1761 Ignoring the fact that chickens are actually very smart.
It's cute that Venom named the two chickens and called them best friends
Nice to know he’s not eating them for a change.
Sonny and Cher. Good chicken names.
@@jaziel3001 "I can't..Sony and Cher are best friends"
A alien can have friends too
😮😅😅😊😊🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🌲🌲🌴🪵
“FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”
This is way too relatable.
Goddamn it! Fine!
Relatable
I had a girlfriend just like that...
*Also types “dik” on his computer until he breaks* lol
@@gator5081 lol
That one scene with Venom making Eddy draw like a crazy guy was absolutely hilarious, like most of this movie !
That man venom flashed that paper
I think I'm Pablo Picasso!
Light Yagami?
NO!@@koona1992
It's awesome (and somehow really sad) that the alien glob is a better investigator than the actual investigative reporter.
For real lol
Venom: Alien glob?! Apologize!😡
Venom is a billions of years old the dude is smarter than he looks
Eddie: I think I’m Pablo Picasso. 😂
It’s amazing that Venom paid attention to the drawings on the wall.
Batman: *Needs a whole movie to decipher a murder mystery*
Venom: *Does it in 3 minutes and has enough time to go to a party*
Fr
Venom 2 not only ruined one of the most threatening villains in Marvel, but was also a massive disappointment as well.
Edit: Guys obviously I was talking about Carnage.
@@bk7064 I was just joking how Venom needed far less time than the "World's Greatest Detective" to solve a murder mystery.
@@juanrisa945 oh ok lol. Yeah that's my bad. 😂 I hadn't seen any of the other comments and now that I do the joke does seem much more clear.
@@bk7064 you mad?
I’d honestly love to see a venom tv show of just their day to day lives
That can also serve as a tie-in to this movie and the upcoming third Venom movie. And it should air on ABC.
めちゃくちゃそれみたい🥰
Same. YA HERE THAT TV PEOPLE?! GET ON THIS SHIT! CHOP CHOP
Can we just appreciate Venom's drawing skills?
No one's stopping you. Do you need permission?
@@El-Dorado930Apple juice with vinegar.
@@echo-4186 Ratio with ratio
Hell yeah we can it is all wonderful
Indeed
I love how Instead of trying to be more clear about what he’s trying to show he just starts all over with something else
I find it funny the police are mad at Brock for solving the case. Sure he had Symbiote assistance, but Cletus literally drew the exact spot where he hid the bodies. At that point any kind of mocking is earned
We need a tv show with Venom and Eddie solving crimes.
It's funny that Venum himself said that is what they could be doing (with a few headless bad guys hear in there)
It was their comic run for a while, before it got turned into an eastern European epic, and then Evangelion
Call it Lethal Protector
Oo, I gotta good name: Eddie's crime sloving mysteries
Venom❌
Venom Holmes✅
Batman: I’m the world’s greatest detective
Venom: Eddie, sit down and hold my chocolate
He’s the Greatest detective in DC, while venom might ( I don’t know if there’s anyone better ) be the best detective in the MCU
Venom is not from this world I would say ;D
I like how venom perfectly draws the profile and framing of some random photo of the place from a web search.
I'm pretty sure that isn't where he saw the image. There were carvings on a wall in CK's prison cell.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 I agree, but that just means it more ridiculous. It seems unlikely that those carvings in the cell were actually of that random web image, so that means CK just happened to carve the exact framing/size as that photo.
@@enif_plays True.
@@enif_plays not necessarily those are large enough rock structures and far enough away that even 30 ft further along the cliff edge wouldn’t change the perspective that much
Eddie: Oh, I know this one! It's a Tree!
Venom: Idiot.
Me: 😂😂🤣🤣
0:41
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
Jokkkeeees jokkkkess.
4:16 that’s a connection to venom 3
Did they forget that investigation was quite literally Eddie's job, and that he was good at it?
Perhaps the writers were thinking - because venom lives in Eddie's body naturally he would take on some of his traits one being Eddie's investigative skills..
Also having a very angsty brain eating creature that lives inside you doesn’t help him with focusing on investigating either. Especially when it could beat his ass too from the inside
Didn't he get fired for accusing a guy of murder when the actual murderer was the guys neighbor in the comics.
He actually wasn't. Venom was the one who pieced it together. lol
@@Thoralmiryeah but he was a investigator before he met venom
“Responsibility… it is for the mediocre.”
~Venom dunking on Spider-Man without even realizing it
Honestly I really liked the Venom 2 .The stubborness of venom is funny and entertaining to watch
Love how Venom goes from badass best friend alien to spoiled brat child in the matter of seconds lmao
😊😊😊😊
3:47
I think Venom means Phenylethylamine?
Apparently it's used for athletic performance, to counter depression, enhance weight loss, and to improve mood and attention.
Now we get why Venom's a bit moody.
Not gonna lie, sounds like good stuff.
@@emmaray6215it should; it’s the root that controls the chemical increase of dopamine (the chemical that causes happiness) and norepinephrine (which increases alertness, arousal and attention)
Symbiotes, like other animals, lack these chemicals naturally and must attain them through others.
In this case, supplying Venom with this chemical is what’s keeping him from becoming parasitic and eating his host from the inside out.
While chocolate has the oppisote effects. No wonder he's cranky.
Venom: What do u think?
Eddie: I think I'm Pablo Picasso.
I'm like: 🤣🤣🤣 LOL!!!
Venom: NO!
I say that everytime I finish a good drawing
@@PandaG051COME HERE LOOK
"I think I'm Pablo Picaso."
"NO!"
I like how they named the tire snookie 😂
Yaa bro I too loved that😃
It’s literally a nickname my mum gave me lmao
Batman has competition for the title of "The World's Greatest Detective".
Shawn Spencer from Psych beats both Bruce and Venom at the World's Greatest Detective game.
@@nofacedgoldfish6216 Sherlock holmes beats all of them
@@LandonHGaming Fair point.
@@LandonHGaming Elementary my dear Watson. I say smoking on a pipe.
4:23 my guy just roasted spider man
😂😂
FOOD. FOOD. FOOD. FOOD. FOOD.
A series of everyday lives with these two will be a whole lot better than the movie.
This detective scene is one of the better moments in the movie if I'm being honest
0:42 - My favourite line.
“FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD!!” Bro I’m dead 😭💀
Honestly I kind of feel for Venom. Not being able to eat what is most delicious to you or not being able to go out and run free would drive anybody crazy. It is driving me crazy right now. Man do I miss Nashville truck stop food.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
"i think i'm pablo picasso"
best duo ever lmao
3:02 best line of the movie 😭
When Venom goes from a creepy monster to annoying roommate lol
I love how Venom keeps two chickens of all things as pets
Detective Venom is like Steven Grant
You mean Sméagol?
@@warsthemarvel8608 he meant moon knight. Basically Venom and Eddie Brock is much like Steven Grant with Marc Spector.
@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 yeah but Steven and Mark are literally the MCU version of Gollum/Sméagol
@@warsthemarvel8608 hmm maybe??? Idk hmmm aight yea could be idk.
@@warsthemarvel8608 Why? Because they are two identities in one body?
Daaaamn, Venom! What a detective you are!!!
I love how Venom is so Artistic
4:34 venom: *bawling violently for brains*
eddie a few seconds later: *G O D D A M N I T F I N E*
4:11
"If one more head goes missing, we will get hauled off into Area 51"
Its crazy that all of this literally happened in the next movie, lmfao the story telling in these comedic clips is hilarious.
Agreed!
damn. venom just lost his tiny mind ...with the adrenaline way with eddie.
“Oh Ik this one, it’s a tree”
“Idiot, sit down”
That’s my favorite part in this one scene
Detective Venom doesn’t deserve an Oscar, he deserves his own spin off series for the MCU called “Detective Venom”, a detective for hire called Eddie Brock who’s investigating unsolved/unknown mysteries and using his powers to protect the city. Just like DC have Lucifer, MCU should have Detective Venom.
With Venom´s drawing skills Eddie can turn to Da Vinci.
"What do you think?"
"I think I'm Pablo Picasso!"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
0:42 its a treee!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idiot! Sit down.
Idiot! Sit down.
Idiot! Sit down!
Venom : Idoit. Sit down
0:18 I think I’m Pablo Picasso.
No!
Okay.
Come here. look.
@MEGASHARKBOY venom: well, say what you see
Eddie: it's a house
Venom: never mind
@@megasharkboy6552OH, I know this one! It's a tree!
@@thecrownedninja3121 Idiot, sit down!
@@thecrownedninja3121 idiot! Sit down
2:42 Lmfao, just look at that reaction
Venom, you don’t even have hair; you’re a symbiote, not a mammal
Sonny and Cher are best friends 😂😂😂😂
The fact that he solved it make it even funnier then it should have
Damn didn't know venom can draw
These characters are absolutely awesome and funny at the same time...love them
did anyone notice Deadpool face on the flag at 2:20?
4:29 - If there were ever a better representation of me and my dad in the morning.
1:52 when you finally come up with an idea for a good art design only to discover that it's already taken by someone else
2:48 “I need to be freeeee!!!”
4:14 he wasn't wrong tho
*cough venom 3 cough cough*
0:35 I swear they got the idea for this scene from the movie Upgrade (2018)
If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about
Oh yewh, i hate the ending
Venom named two chickens like two celebrities? Seriously? That is incredible and memorable.
2:28
If I were Eddie, I'd be down for that.
Same here, even if eating someone would be uncomfortable.
Seeing these two in an everyday life style show would be awesome and very funny
God I got to hand it to Venom he’s got killer fast drawing skills!
"What do you think?" "I think I'm Pablo Picasso?" "NO!" 😂 These two
Venom: Feeling the wind in my hair and just sand between my toes. 2:50
Eddie: You don’t have any hair!
What Hair? 2:54
@@The_Ultimate_Agent
You are not listening to me
Oh I'm listening
3:32 funny sentence from venom.😂
These two deserved a better movie with a better script.
Anyone notice how when Venom was requesting Eddie for food and making Eddie type aggressively, He actually was making him type "Dik" on the Conmputer repeatedly..😂😂😂😂
That had me wheezing in my seat at the theatre🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best part is that Eddie was writing someting about Kassedy when he got interrupted with that lol
Venom got A++ in Art for sure
“I think i’m Pablo Picasso”
“N O!”
I'd be interesting to see an actual, R rated series about Venom solving murders. At the end, he has the right to eat the perp.
On a second thought, I think it's a win-win-win everywhere.
Families get closure. Venom eats bad guys. City saves money. Good citizens are happy. Ms. Chen gets to sell all her stuffs, and Eddies is somebody.
Venom also protects Mrs. Chen from getting robbed…
I always thought Venom was the bad guy but I like this version of Venom 😊
I like that Eddie reacts as if Venom suddenly decided just to draw random things and names them!!😂😂😂
3:40 small brains
"Im Pablo Picasso" thats a hell of hilarious line😂😂.
Vemon is a good artist! Not only omnivorous fighting machine but an artist too!
Venom knows geography better than I do, he is basically Google itself!!
4:29 FOOD!
4:32 FOOD!
4:33 FOOD!
4:34 FOOD!
4:35 FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! 😂
1:50 the way shriek did that scene was MWUAH 👌 perfectiõn
Ookay, symbiotes have photographic memory. Who knew?
0:20 i think im pablo cabasso venom:NO!😡
I love this venom because he’s not a villian, but an anti-hero
I also can’t believe he solves this crime
Ah yes the legend of Eddie Picasso 🤣
*Clues to the Mystery❓️*
Pablo Picasso 🎨 0:18
A House 🏠 0:31
A Tree 🌳 0:41
Bingo! 🖼 1:12
1:51 Cassidy throwing a tantrum like Leena klammer.
broo there's no way people doesn't know who Leena Klammer is!!! She's terrifying asf!
@@kuarifu Esther Coleman or Esther Albright from the movie Orphan?
@@horrorfreaklover1236 👍
@@kuarifu that movie’s creepy
"Chickens have brains."
"I most passionately disagree."
The only writing in the movie I genuinely liked.
Sometimes I feel so bad for Venom being trapped inside in Eddie’s body wanting freedom.
Venom doesnt
I say he does
0:41 Eddie: OH I KNOW THIS ONE! ITS A TREE! Venom: IDIOT! SIT DOWN LMAO!
Didn’t know Venom was a Geoguesser pro
I love their chemistry so much
I just love how normal this alien can be despite also trying to not to be, XD
3:06
Proves my point, XD
What do you think?
Eddy: i think I’m Pablo Picasso
I like the fact that he takes Sonny and Cher as friends... The same symbiote who BITES A MEN'S HEAD OFF! 😂🐔🐔
0:10 Bruce Nolan called, he’s says that’s the way cookie crumbles
What’s up with this guys problem on 1:36?
I think he's a detective?
He's pissed because the fact some retired reporter solved a murder case quicker then cops and FBI
Earlier in the movie, Detective Mulligan said to Eddie: "Don't embarrass me. The moment he says something, give me a call on the scoop"
So Basically Eddie managed to solve the mystery and made Mulligan a fool out of him. That's why he's upset
Everyone else: *Talking about Eddie and Venom in their everyday lives*
Me: "Their Apartment is so filthy"