I'm pretty sure gordon was 27 in Half-Life 2 and Half-Life: Alyx because I'm pretty sure when you're in stasis you don't age because his body is being preserved by G-Man until he needs Gordon again. Also, I'm also pretty sure Gordon was 27 at Black Mesa.
@@giovannygutierrez4930 Yes. It's so overwatch can monitor their vitals. The flatline is just confirmation to overwatch that the soldier is stone cold dead meat and essentially useless.
I like the joke but these weren’t the types of soldiers that invaded the world these were the humans that involuntarily became augmented, the combined that invaded the world on the other hand were very hard to kill plus they were robot-like
When both the Captain and Charger/ Suppressor are dead, and the Grunt next you just got their tank shot, and your grenade completely missed, and Alyx is nowhere in sight.
![PROTECTORS - A Half-Life: Alyx Short [S2FM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z7sJfGGs_cU/mqdefault.jpg)
Normal people when they get promoted: YAY!
Combines when they're getting promoted:
metro cop when he gets promotion to combine soldier, and send to stop Freeman:
The stage to became an overwatch soldier is horrible and you are awake during it
edit 11/4/2021:they deleted the comment....
@@wormwalll6557 ya ik
haha bye bye memories
HAHAH! I GET IT!
combine when they see a confused mute bearded 27 year-old scientist exiting the train station:
Nah hes not 27 Anymore hes 34 i guess?
@@Fostrkan no
@@Fostrkan he would be 47
I'm pretty sure gordon was 27 in Half-Life 2 and Half-Life: Alyx because I'm pretty sure when you're in stasis you don't age because his body is being preserved by G-Man until he needs Gordon again. Also, I'm also pretty sure Gordon was 27 at Black Mesa.
They know he's the god of flying planks and speedy waterwalking.
When off world reassignment
jerma
@@nonameswerechosen nae
@@felixc.3444 nae
Jerma nae
Jerma nae nae
germa
mfw the anti-citizen throws the can at me
@Butterized gaming
gaming engineer
**metal music plays**
engineer gaming
@@OrdinaryOrchid oh my God, it's the popular engineer known as engineer gaming.
Was waiting for that flatline beep.
All combine soldiers have pacemakers, that’s why they’re so hard to kill if you aren’t a power armored badass with a crowbar
Yes i like the beep of the dead combine soldiers
Its iconic.
Dude same
alyx: @@jonathanwells223
Combine soldier: alyx located, *Entering ape mode over*
Combine: *Sees Alex*
Their Brain: _Neutron Activated_
I thought it said "entering rape mode over"
@@Covid-ho5iu there’s very little difference
@@jonathanwells223 true
*hee Hoo*
When u get that non-mechanical reproductive simulation
i remember lmao
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gib the virtual succ
HAHAHAHAHAH
Get that simulated Rim job....
Combine earth: "Nobody dies from heart disease anymore!"
This combine soldier:
To be fair cardiac arrest can be caused by plenty of things other than disease.
@@yordanissuarez6532 especially PTSD! Or a mechanical malfunction can happen and that would cause Cardiac Arrest!
So this is cannon now?
*Dies in Combine*
It's a grunt and I think they are kind of like civil protection? So they can be struck by heart disease? (sorry never played Half-Life Alyx)
Gordon: *exists*
The entire combine force:
Even if Gordon went pacifist and decided not to attack the combine, this will still be true
Wait hes still fucking ALIVE?
When your on 2 health, and you hear a bullet hit the wall next to you
*Than a frag grenade*
@@chickenbeaver7181 O NO *BEEEEEP*
Or when you have been fight tonnes of enemy's and beat them finishing at low health
*You're going to off world reassignment.*
NOOOOOOOO
@@Soldier-b7t yes
@@endersbb2424 NOOOOOOOOOO NOT OFF WORLD ANYWHERE BUT THERE
Off world= ohio/florida
@@badbreakingbadvideos NO NOT OHIO
Hostile is experiencing extreme panic
Overwatch: all units be advised 6745 is going monke mode response code 3
My ass is heavy.
friendly is experiencing extreme panic
Combine when they see a mad lad in a HEV suit running at them wielding a crowbar
Dr Coomer?
@@ANGRYMUNCI Who's that?
Coomer
Combine soldier: ok just a normal patrol I sure hope nothing bad happens
Combine soldier: *sees Gordon Freeman*
Combine soldier:
Xf
XD
XD
Half life 3
When a headcrab jumps on you but it's not your head
Got crabs
Different head
If it's a metro cop then yeah combine soilder is a different story
Wrong head.
And it turns out it's so good at giving head that it makes you have a fucking heart attack.
When you stub your toe
True
When you stub your toe in Halo 5
Combine: Fricking dies
Radio: Look like i have to EEEEEEEEEEE
its a flatline, its a heart monitor, when a combine dies, it makes that noise.
challenge do they have one built in their armour?
@@giovannygutierrez4930 Yes. It's so overwatch can monitor their vitals. The flatline is just confirmation to overwatch that the soldier is stone cold dead meat and essentially useless.
@@RadolusRex no wonder they are quick to announce it
No the sound is more like OOOOOOOÆÆÆÆÆEEEE
These damn bot comments are annoying
What bot comments
@@Es-zb8vu
Yes.
@@Mischievous__Slime interesting
bruu
Fizz Tom you can filter them using RUclips’s comment filter system, I suggest blocking friends and subscribers
When i'm on my death bed the last thing i'm gonna say is -
*over*
The voice line subtitles say “overwa-“ followed by the death sound
Pov: your stationed at nova prospect and you haer the thumpersshuting down
This is one of the videos that would get reccomended 6 yrs later
Exactly
People of the future I committed tax fraud
youre not wrong tho, 3 years later i got this recommended
Bro, somebody help him.
Bro, he dead already.
@@mrlazycrazy bro, call an ambulance and start doing CPR
Give him a squished bug
mmm yummy alien bug juice@@npc_citizen9276
No
*DISTRESS*
*D I S T R E S S*
@@epsilontheabsolutemadlad.869 *DiStReSs*
distress
No it's sudden cardiac arrest
@@giovannygutierrez4930 *DISTRESS*
Lyrics:
Holy shi- no Hoo nHo HoO hOOo!
*Panic attack*
*Heavy breathing*
*Breathing slows*
*Exhales*
Overwa- *BEEEEEEEP* *_Dead_*
thanks, i needed this
*D e a t h.*
b l o od flow ha s s t o p e d
You left the funny damnit
I thought the last words were “Oh for f- *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP* “
This is the funniest shit I ever seen, thank you.
Pickle
@@lambda653 Cringe
@@Scarlet_Chrysalis why?
@@lambda653 Overused
Yeah but I only said one word
Nobody:
Me after running for 0.001 sceond:
Yessssss
it's his first day at work guys, he's nervous
ya
That feel when you’re a Combine soldier in City 17.
When you dont have money on vr googles
When u can't buy the quest 2 or rift but u wanna play alyx
'Over.' *Fuckin dies*
This sounds like it's coming outside of my headphones, like it's from the other room
Then it happened and the body was teleported away so nobody would know that the combine invasion would start
Shut up, our full scale invasion is almost ready
@@TREX_04 CRAP I LEAKED IT AGAIN IM AN IDIOT
@@TREX_04 wait what
@@figenbayraktar7480 nothing
Wdym, what?
when Freeman bunny hops around you at Mach 5 speeds and picks up a pallet and begins flying
Bro saw a guy in orange holding a crowbar and died of a heart attack quicker than he could realize it was just a construction worker...
When you pick up the combine soldier instead of the can
Pick up that man
real anti-citizen hours
This is metalkingboo-level editing.
Yes my dude
This is the content that keeps me from becoming a hermit in the woods
When you are about to take over the world but then some random scientist killed you with a crowbar
When you haven't saved in half life for like 10 minutes and die just to realize your all the way back where you started.
Gotta feel bad for this Combiner. Guy must've went through a lot of pain
Painful Cardiac arrest
not the hard R💀
i hate those combiners@@Oldundead9491
me when a person with an Anime profile picture tells me to shut up
Them when you say to shut up and they're an idiot
Shut up
@@melon6683 no u
@@sagnost I shut up, for no man
Shut up
Words cannot express how much I love this video
7 year old me try to imitate Gordon Gordon Freeman’s breathing sounds
When both sides of the pillow are warm
You have demons
NOOOOOOO
Combine soldiers when Alyx released gman
No one:
My stomach during a class:
Same
SAME LOL
That happened to me in Portuguese Class.. :(
This is what it sounds like when a combine soldier sees gordan
My mom: So, I had a very interesting phone call with your principle today.
Me:
deepdream_saul
when overwatch tells you that they've killed your family due to your poor performance
0:12 can’t believe the combine would try to say bofa
Doppio..?
I cannot stop hearing that now
SMH I’m literally shaking and crying rn.
Look like bofa but is overwa...
*”I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!”*
GET UP MAGGOT
YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE
Combines when their family cohesion is preserved:
When you get the wonder weapon but suddenly get cornered by the zombies
The Combine after seeing Gordon:
Love how he starts with "holy shit!"
I think he was saying holy smokes
I have no idea how I found this, but I'm glad I did
Me ti
He played X-COM: UFO Defence on hardest difficulty and encountered his first battle with aliens
Combine soldiers that were sent to invade brazil:
I like the joke but these weren’t the types of soldiers that invaded the world these were the humans that involuntarily became augmented, the combined that invaded the world on the other hand were very hard to kill plus they were robot-like
@@Balkan_Exposer Yeah, and at the time the invasion happened, the combine transhuman soldiers didn't exist yet
CALA A BOCAAAA
POV: Your going to brazil.
Unfunny 😢
*sem graça.*
Discord mods when they realize the age of consent is 18
Me when a funni man with a crowbar coming at me:
Holy fuck my sense of humor has evolved into literally laughing at an edited jpg with sounds.
Combines seeing what the internet does in rule 34:
We in the process of detaining the individual known as Tucket
@@combineoverwatchordinal9398 any suspect in zone-113?
@@friendly_pyro negative
@@combineoverwatchordinal9398 Any notification of the suspect?
@@friendly_pyro none so far, continuing search
Welcome to humor of 2020. Have a nice stay here.
POV: You’re in the femur breaker and a containment breach is announced
People on the defending team when they see their direct counter:
Combine when the orange amongus with a crowbar is bunny hoping and wiping his entire squad
I like how they detail his eyes
It's *p e r f e c t*
I don't care if he's dead he is still getting off world reassignment
Combine: *chilling*
*Gordan Freeman enters the room*
Combine:
*[BEEEEEEP]* **Overwatch Ping** “Sector 3, Unit Down.”
Combine soldiers when combine assassins show up
Damn bro
I remember thinking that flat line was a long censor bleep sound effect. Like before they died, they yelled "F****CK!"
Combine Soldiers when they accidently broke into Alyx's House while she's taking a bath
They got anime nose bleed syndrome
@@kera930 how the fuck can I un-read this
@@slookipos8907 yes
Chimp neurons activated
@@kera930 Sir please give me memory replacement
I love that his resolution and color completely changes the moment he goes into arrest
Everyone: **wears Mask and then nothing is happend**
Karens:
So true lol
Or just conspiracy theorists in general
When the combine forgets to delete their search history
"Cmon let's work out, the first step is the hardest."
Me after the second step:
I thought this was gonna be one of those boring videos but this is actually really funny.
That’s just the CBT room.
*combine butt torture*
Why did you put that in my head
when gordon freeman is racing right fucking toward you at 160mph on an airboat and you’re powerless to stop it:
The combine soldier when I use a tin can to trap him in a room
Imagine being put into the quarantine zone and its your first day then you just hear this over the radio
:fear:
My argument when someone compares me to a communist and/or fascist
New title: Combine experience's the femur breaker.
When you see 13 rebels coming right at you with pulse rifles:
When both the Captain and Charger/ Suppressor are dead, and the Grunt next you just got their tank shot, and your grenade completely missed, and Alyx is nowhere in sight.
Me, when my crush says "I like you" for me:
The hell is this masterpiece I just watched
No one:
Me at 3am when the creeper is about to blow up my house:
Half life 2 but the combine soldiers actually have emotions and are scared to die:
When u see a swarm of armored head crabs
Combine soldier when he hears A.Shephard say
*M Y A S S I S H E A V Y*
When your CO tells you your getting sent to another world to help the Combine Army
RUclips knows what to recommend me
When you laugh so hard you feel squishy stuff in your pants
Pee.
Combine Grunts When Alyx Kills The Ordinal/Captain Combine:
When CBT:
Idk why but the combine grunt look so happy lmao
when the reproduction simulator keeps sucking:
"Echo one down need back up"
*"B I O D A T S C R I T I C A L ! A S S I S T ! A S S I S T ! E X P I R A T I O N I N 3 , 2-"*
The Combine soldier watching Freeman reload another save after killing him.