Fallout New Vegas - Ha Ha Squish

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +671

    Somehow Zach's super low intelligence stat saved the day.

  • @Daelyah
    @Daelyah 5 лет назад +370

    Me: "Is...is that Legion?"
    Platform Goliath: *__*
    Me: "...I...honestly cannot say I'm surprised by this turn of events..."

  • @sebastianbarbeite2154
    @sebastianbarbeite2154 4 года назад +211

    Why did I die of laughter when he said “Brotherhood of Steel are more of a crunch”

  • @twanbijpost9050
    @twanbijpost9050 5 лет назад +700

    About Little Buster, his death is scripted : when talking to him before/during Three Card Bounty(killing cook-cook, violet and driver nephi) he'll mention that he's gonna stop being a bounty hunter and will try to make his fortune in the Strip...
    Judging from where he ends up, you can probably guess how well that went...

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 4 года назад +8

      What a shame, his namesake's a real jam.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +18

      It was the Omertas who killed him after he fell into heavy debt and couldn't pay.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 года назад +4

      For a moment, I thought this is about a different Little Buster, the plural and anime kind

    • @chainz983
      @chainz983 3 года назад

      @@WingMaster562 I tried to watch that Little Busters. Dropped it after episode 6

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +5

      Obviously he struck it rich before falling foul of that pack of old ladies. Or maybe it was daddy's boy Alex and his friends

  • @mccs4452
    @mccs4452 5 лет назад +233

    Here is a battle of the ages:
    HARDASS PETE vs PLATFORM GOLIATH

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 лет назад +3

      MC CS squish versus B O O M

    • @Milkster86
      @Milkster86 5 лет назад +5

      You can't squish hard Pete
      HE'S HARD AS FECK BOI!!!

    • @mccs4452
      @mccs4452 5 лет назад

      Oh yeah I forgot!

    • @resudog858
      @resudog858 3 года назад

      Hardcore pete?

    • @Nicole7073.
      @Nicole7073. 3 года назад

      @@resudog858 Hardcore no longer he is now Hardass Pete

  • @grilledcheesinator55
    @grilledcheesinator55 5 лет назад +541

    3:09 is everything around here a pre-squished thing or a pre-pre-squished thing?

  • @EDFslayer
    @EDFslayer 5 лет назад +166

    oh. oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
    SQUISH

  • @ethanwilde4716
    @ethanwilde4716 5 лет назад +177

    Oh Lord. First the Geth, next the reapers and finally a companion Mike would never want to leave.

  • @Pablo-ew7lb
    @Pablo-ew7lb 5 лет назад +89

    "You know when they're not wearing raider armor and they're clean...they look like respectable citizens"-Zach 2019
    Time:20:10
    Just like real life.

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 5 лет назад +36

    Excellent job on Goliath's voice Mike well done.

  • @brackishwaters1247
    @brackishwaters1247 4 года назад +20

    "Busting makes me feel good"
    I hate my brain sometimes

  • @chrism.7760
    @chrism.7760 5 лет назад +254

    there is no way you made a mod for platform goliath :D

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 5 лет назад +58

      "Platform Goliath is a personally modified version of the Geth Prime Companion"

  • @Mc12316
    @Mc12316 5 лет назад +29

    5:43 No one:
    Platform Goliath: "Stop resisting!"

  • @astrodreamer946
    @astrodreamer946 3 года назад +10

    This episode was just gold. Two years late to the party but I made it here in the end. 10/10

  • @morbotheconquer
    @morbotheconquer Год назад +6

    Zachs bit with the "theyre coming to take me away haha theyre coming to take me away ho ho" sounded prepared and it took me to a wierd rabbit hole and i just want to know why zach both knew of the reference and memorized it enough to recite it quickly.

    • @vdajay4580
      @vdajay4580 11 месяцев назад

      I'm racking my brain just trying to remember what song it's from lol

  • @WulzVR
    @WulzVR 5 лет назад +28

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail I heard platform Goliath

  • @Ghoul_Powers
    @Ghoul_Powers 5 лет назад +18

    13:51 the glorious Someguy2000 way

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 5 лет назад +4

    Mike, the one guy- ONE guy- who will run into the fight with any weapon-
    17:46
    -AND anything he considers a weapon.

  • @johnnobodyprice61
    @johnnobodyprice61 5 лет назад +60

    Since you chose to help the Doctor, go to Westside , there's a special scripted event ;). P.S: Use the west entrance.

    • @heatherhorn1449
      @heatherhorn1449 4 года назад

      Wat

    • @johnnobodyprice61
      @johnnobodyprice61 4 года назад +5

      @@heatherhorn1449 If you chose to help the Doctor, in Westside you can see the militia gunning down a rehabilitated Fiend

    • @heatherhorn1449
      @heatherhorn1449 4 года назад

      @@johnnobodyprice61 wait I look for the doc but did not find him I'm guessing it's a mod

    • @johnnobodyprice61
      @johnnobodyprice61 4 года назад +3

      @@heatherhorn1449 Yes The Inheritance, the mod they're playing

    • @heatherhorn1449
      @heatherhorn1449 4 года назад

      @@johnnobodyprice61 oh ok

  • @KaitoShirayuki1
    @KaitoShirayuki1 5 лет назад +36

    This is amazing. I hope they bring on other ME related mods.

  • @mr.whoops7152
    @mr.whoops7152 5 лет назад +8

    I learned two things from this, you can throw money at your problems to make them blip out of existence, and *SQUISH*

  • @kingtriton1975
    @kingtriton1975 Год назад +5

    the part at 7:20 hit me like whiplash i didnt know it was a meme that long.

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy Год назад +1

      i think it was originally just a reference to something, not really a meme

  • @AntIsStinky
    @AntIsStinky 5 лет назад +30

    Nobody:
    Platform Goliath: *s q u i s h*

  • @neon-greengeth4766
    @neon-greengeth4766 5 лет назад +6

    **When you want this modified version of this geth platform** By far my favorite companion now

  • @MONKEYROCK86
    @MONKEYROCK86 5 лет назад +8

    Good content man, love the editing style. Subscribed!

  • @gavinlee27
    @gavinlee27 5 лет назад +5

    I really love how after all these years, you guys are still playing New Vegas

  • @phantomshotgun
    @phantomshotgun 5 лет назад +5

    WOW! I have never seen someone fail an intelligence check so hard that you win anyway. that was perfect!

  • @RayzeCruxis
    @RayzeCruxis 3 года назад +2

    Mike going in with Gitty Up Buttercup broke me for so long. Man that was a great laugh.

    • @empath69
      @empath69 2 года назад +1

      I love that when Zach finally succumbs and wields one of Mike's goofy modded melee weapons (The Leg™), Mike just casually trumps Zach with something even *more* absurd.

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 5 лет назад +10

    6:20 “Life is rich with honey and squishing!” Something tells me is was money not honey which he said, makes for sense.

  • @dj-hyrul3654
    @dj-hyrul3654 4 года назад +20

    7:44
    This fucking sent me, omg
    I want a Platform Goliath mod to be released so badly

  • @HereticalKitsune
    @HereticalKitsune 5 лет назад +9

    Oh my, the low Intelligence options are sooo glorious!

  • @fressejetzt840
    @fressejetzt840 5 лет назад +5

    'What is that'
    Says the man who holds a leg in his hand

  • @AdventfatherGaming
    @AdventfatherGaming 4 года назад +2

    Oh shit you guys used my Geth Prime mod as a base? Fuck yes!

  • @lolzers7986
    @lolzers7986 5 лет назад +37

    *reads description* "** Before you ask: No, this isn't really multiplayer, and we're not using a multiplayer mod. It's just video-editing magic.
    " *My Disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

  • @someguy9654
    @someguy9654 5 лет назад +9

    I hope Goliath stays with the show for along time. He's DAM funny.

  • @MrTux-tw4ld
    @MrTux-tw4ld 5 лет назад +7

    I demand a squishing competition between hope, platform goliath, and hard pete.

  • @noelleholiday61
    @noelleholiday61 2 года назад +1

    Alternate title:a giant robot squishes things while Zach obtains Super Tinnitus

  • @thomashallam3566
    @thomashallam3566 5 лет назад +1

    I'll tell you what, you two are so hilarious and you've just made my day

  • @tormentedstudios6222
    @tormentedstudios6222 5 лет назад +19

    Next mod to make is, Knights who say NI! would love to see you guys go on an adventure for a shrubbery

  • @pinkfurret6245
    @pinkfurret6245 3 года назад +1

    So his idea was to make an example of the people trying to become better members of society to warn the ones who are worse members of society against following in their footsteps, genius.

  • @Analog_Mind47
    @Analog_Mind47 5 лет назад +19

    You guys need to play the Mod: Alien Exterminator. It's funny and awesome, you guys would like it

  • @KahosSaint
    @KahosSaint 5 лет назад +13

    Platform Goliath is badass and needs to stay for a while. Also, would love to see you guys include a star wars mod of some sort one day like a Lightsaber or something. Also, if you're Doctor Who fans I highly suggest the Fallout: Who Vegas mod. Fully useable and customizable TARDIS, All the Sonic Screwdrivers and Doctor Outfits, New enemies and quest, and the ability to regenerate when you die.

  • @Ghoul_Powers
    @Ghoul_Powers 5 лет назад +4

    Also, awesome job on the Platform Goliath modification Mike! It was seamless.

  • @Ghoul_Powers
    @Ghoul_Powers 5 лет назад +5

    HA HA HA SQUISH

  • @diegomarquez4340
    @diegomarquez4340 5 лет назад +2

    15:47 yeah hundreds of “innocent” fiends

  • @mrlandshark5559
    @mrlandshark5559 5 лет назад +23

    When I first saw him I thought he was a Halo elite

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 лет назад +3

      MrLandShark 55 I do kinda get that vibe from him to

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 3 года назад +1

      I want an Elite companion mod now.

    • @MerchantrRe4
      @MerchantrRe4 3 года назад

      @@noahfessenden6478, AHHH WHABAHAH. or whatever hell it is.

  • @thomasweeden2683
    @thomasweeden2683 5 лет назад +4

    15:23 H O T D O S E S

  • @joeblobballsax8625
    @joeblobballsax8625 2 года назад +3

    I just realized platform Goliath is voiced by Mike

  • @theoneandonlydetraebean8286
    @theoneandonlydetraebean8286 10 месяцев назад

    Knowing what happens to the rehab clinic afterwards, it seems the ranger had the right prediction for what would happen to the raiders and doctors there

  • @AceBallon3721
    @AceBallon3721 3 года назад +3

    Does this unit have a soul?
    Yes but he squished it

  • @Darkishappy_2872
    @Darkishappy_2872 Год назад +1

    i love the 9 foot tall automatic squisher

  • @mileator
    @mileator 5 лет назад +2

    9:20 *Having flashbacks of the NCR poisoning freesides water supply with brooklyn.* man what is it with these guys and poison!?

    • @empath69
      @empath69 2 года назад +1

      modmakers seem to have no morals.

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus 5 лет назад +1

    There's no such thing as an innocent Fiend.

  • @whisperr2522
    @whisperr2522 5 лет назад +1

    Needed this after 9 hours in the sun digging gravel

  • @wortwortwort2992
    @wortwortwort2992 5 лет назад +5

    Zach needs that tali mod

  • @charlesallen8468
    @charlesallen8468 4 года назад

    Grant: take care of Candy however you can.
    Zach and mike:shotguns rack. (DOOM music initiates)

  • @jamesambrosini2860
    @jamesambrosini2860 3 года назад +1

    I am, the squishing, man! (Squish, squish, I got rats to squish!)

  • @thefalloutphoenix
    @thefalloutphoenix 5 лет назад +1

    You are actually pretty good at that song lol

  • @ProDTeach
    @ProDTeach 5 лет назад +1

    It’s the Royal Rat Authority!

    • @BobBobison1
      @BobBobison1 5 лет назад

      I hate that I know what you are talking about

  • @terrariankitsune3732
    @terrariankitsune3732 5 лет назад +6

    Hold up, hold up! So... Cady's argument is that even if the fiends get cured, and try to make better lives for themselves, other people will still try to replace them. So wouldn't it be a good thing to have a bunch of ex-fiends as allies rather than dead, in that case?

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, he's not a very well written character. Which is unfortunate. The concept of an NCR Ranger who hates raiders so much that it clouds his judgement could make for a good story, but the way the mod maker wrote his lines made him into a caricature rather than a character.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 2 года назад

      There is a good point he makes, that even if the Fiends do improve their lives, their victims aren't just gonna live and let live, and nor should they

    • @empath69
      @empath69 2 года назад +1

      Indeed, even when it seems that he's uncompromising in his hatred and bigotry and bloodlust...he folds like a cheap deck chair and just 'retires' instantly. Literally sells out his principles (as deplorable as they are) for a pile of cash.
      Modders need to have technical skill with code and game mechanics to make their mods, but story writing is a wholly different set of skills it seems (though to be fair, even competent professionals like Bethesda can be outshone by real craftsman storytellers like Obsidian - why FO:NV > FO3, FO4...FO76...etc)

  • @derdork3233
    @derdork3233 5 лет назад +2

    Oh my god that domo arigato Line 😂

  • @lazomuya
    @lazomuya 2 года назад +1

    Park Ranger Zach........comedy gold

  • @Wickerspark
    @Wickerspark 5 лет назад +1

    7:40 DON'T TOUCH MY FROG.

  • @bilboswaggins4783
    @bilboswaggins4783 4 года назад

    I was peeing when he said this place smells like ass, and now my bathroom has piss all over it

  • @tanookisweets5388
    @tanookisweets5388 4 года назад

    Platform Golliath saying “Woof Woof Motherfucker!” was the best thing I’ve heard all day.

  • @BobBobison1
    @BobBobison1 5 лет назад

    19:40 A wild Park Ranger Zach in it's natural habitat.

  • @buzz21121
    @buzz21121 5 лет назад +1

    Domo arigato this robots going to squish you Domo

  • @aconfusedcomputer1072
    @aconfusedcomputer1072 5 лет назад +2

    Park Ranger Zack is our prophet, HE SHALL LEAD US AMONGST OUR PATHS TO SALVATION!! HAIL YEE ALL MIGHTY EYE! ALL HAIL THEE EYE!

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 лет назад +1

      a confused computer ALL HAIL

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 5 лет назад

      AH, A FELLOW BELIEVER! WELCOME TO THE GROUP! YOU NOW GET A LIFETIME SUPLLY OF CHOCOLATE COOKIES!

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 5 лет назад +1

      THE EYE HAS GIVETH US COOKIES!!! ALL HAIL THE EYE!

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 5 лет назад

      REJOICE BROTHER FOR HE HAS GIVETH UPON US A FEASTOF KINGS!! ALL HAIL THE EYE!!

  • @TorchedSong183
    @TorchedSong183 4 года назад +1

    This video just came up on my recommendations.
    Its nice to see a fellow ME fan.
    Does that unit have a soul?

  • @tourbean790
    @tourbean790 5 лет назад +3

    I guess it’s time for Geth-verse

  • @thegruntrepear434
    @thegruntrepear434 5 лет назад +1

    Wow as soon as you gave the dude 10000 caps a video popped up from creepypasta saying what would you do for 10000 dollars

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 3 года назад

    For the second time, a surprise zach actually likes

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +1

    Clicked for the Geth.

  • @LegalizeTax
    @LegalizeTax Год назад +1

    were dinosaurs a pre-squishing thing, or a pre-pre squishing thing?

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 5 лет назад +1

    Lil Buster turns up dead if you complete all the McCarran Fiend bounties because he doesn't have anything else to do, so I guess he goes to Freeside and gets stabbed or something.

  • @gabrielvieira9578
    @gabrielvieira9578 5 лет назад

    The band of psychopaths is COMPLETE

  • @kreigerpad9789
    @kreigerpad9789 3 года назад

    6:59
    zach: ALOHA SNACKBAR
    me: this reminds me of the meme
    my mind: MY NAME IS JAMAR I COME FROM AFAR ALLU- oh wait i mean ALOHA SNACKBAR

  • @elani
    @elani 5 лет назад +1

    RIP Little Buster, you won't be remembered

    • @Tn-ze5ey
      @Tn-ze5ey 5 лет назад

      Who is little buster
      Im joking btw

  • @ignite5815
    @ignite5815 5 месяцев назад

    I think mike and zach started the "rubber room" meme

  • @eko8136
    @eko8136 5 лет назад +1

    That geth prime

  • @jokersfunhaus8434
    @jokersfunhaus8434 5 лет назад

    For a small arms repairman, Zach doesn't like to keep his grenade launcher fixed... -_-

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 5 лет назад

    Hey, those rats were just looking for Mayan treasure.

  • @niklausvenzendt
    @niklausvenzendt 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god why has nobody else mentioned
    *H O T D O S E S*
    Fuckin kills me every single time

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад

    I took down one of their camps by poisoning their water supply.
    So what you're saying is 'Somebody poisoned the watering hole!'

  • @CleoClover92
    @CleoClover92 5 лет назад +1

    Ha ha *squish*

  • @fossilgaming65
    @fossilgaming65 4 года назад

    *seems the Goliath has an interest in many squishing techniques id be interested to do*

  • @JaitsuStudios
    @JaitsuStudios 3 года назад

    "Oh i think i just shot a child in the face' = Zank 2019

  • @idccharls6003
    @idccharls6003 Год назад

    Now I want a showdown between platform Goliath and badmadafacka

  • @admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547
    @admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547 5 лет назад +2

    Platform foot fetish has joined the game

  • @potatonamedtate6727
    @potatonamedtate6727 5 лет назад

    Not today OSI, you cant fool me into taking drugs!

  • @aerialace2562
    @aerialace2562 4 года назад

    7:42 i love mr roboto is a good song

  • @germanrect1801
    @germanrect1801 5 лет назад +6

    WTF is with all the references in one spot of the video from 7:00 to 7:50

    • @chickentenders8419
      @chickentenders8419 5 лет назад

      General s Patton I’m as lost as you are

    • @madysonblanford7238
      @madysonblanford7238 5 лет назад

      General s Patton I don’t know either, but it was beautiful.

    • @Grok_Fractal
      @Grok_Fractal 4 года назад

      It's a reference to this song ruclips.net/video/hnzHtm1jhL4/видео.html (Napoleon XIV - They're coming to take me away)

  • @supersonicbro8643
    @supersonicbro8643 3 года назад

    My favourite moment in this entire video 17:36

  • @ramenking150
    @ramenking150 4 года назад

    i don't know who this is but i love him

  • @SomeordinaryProtogen
    @SomeordinaryProtogen 2 года назад

    Bro found one of our prime unit

  • @derptank3308
    @derptank3308 5 лет назад

    The patron presence here is noticeable

  • @ghalko1169
    @ghalko1169 2 года назад

    Ah the day Zach goes to a New York subway

  • @_asleep9164
    @_asleep9164 5 лет назад +1

    Ha ha ha squish!

  • @RealMisterDoge
    @RealMisterDoge 4 года назад

    I was not expecting a Neuroticfish reference

  • @maximusprimetv2912
    @maximusprimetv2912 2 года назад

    God he sounds just like Triborg from MKX and I love it