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Комментарии • 302

  • @dustinlange9759
    @dustinlange9759 4 месяца назад +514

    "Damn splotch cob got da hair like fart shrimp sun" will forever live rent free in my head.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 4 месяца назад +528

    “He’s very healthy” I’m dying at how FAST Doo kept saying that, the gimp poop guy is truly healthy

  • @monty125874693
    @monty125874693 4 месяца назад +330

    This session was such a fucking fever dream

    • @lucinator0365
      @lucinator0365 4 месяца назад +1

      No way you watched it all already

    • @justanotherdude_
      @justanotherdude_ 4 месяца назад +12

      ​​@@lucinator0365Hes just that fast at watching bro. Has nothing to do with the fact the other guys in this vid uploaded this session first

    • @monty125874693
      @monty125874693 4 месяца назад +10

      @@lucinator0365 my brother in Christ, the rest of the squad has had this video uploaded for a week, come on now

    • @thirstymonkey6153
      @thirstymonkey6153 4 месяца назад

      @@monty125874693 Average Dooo video

    • @brokkoli4370
      @brokkoli4370 4 месяца назад +3

      pretty average cards vid tbh

  • @kyoooo
    @kyoooo 4 месяца назад +83

    6:43 yumi pronounced this perfectly and it's oddly soothing wtf

    • @zombieinject
      @zombieinject 3 месяца назад +1

      Yesss im not the only one

  • @mattjackson7950
    @mattjackson7950 4 месяца назад +161

    I typed in what Dooo had as his card for the bedside drawer and it was a dragon d*ldo called "Small Drake: Ready to Ship!"

    • @TB-xl9eg
      @TB-xl9eg 4 месяца назад +4

      Sounds like a Bad Dragon product lol

    • @DrRedsss
      @DrRedsss 3 месяца назад

      What.

    • @zackh7570
      @zackh7570 3 дня назад

      @@DrRedsssDon’t mind it now, you’ll probably learn about it when your older lmao

  • @joaquininfante8805
    @joaquininfante8805 4 месяца назад +105

    "Dejame en visto, no hay pedo" means "leave me in seen, no problem" in central american Spanish. Pedo does mean fart though but it's also used to refer to a number of things. I KNOW, NOBODY ASKED

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 4 месяца назад +11

      Unsolicited information is the best kind of information. In Brazilian Portuguese, fart is "peido."
      And Rodrigo Faro is a show presenter. I'm pretty sure he also has a YT channel.

    • @silverrey7379
      @silverrey7379 4 месяца назад +8

      I ASKED
      now if anybody says "didn't ask", tell them that I ASKED

    • @jesusalbertopenagil6703
      @jesusalbertopenagil6703 4 месяца назад +1

      I also asked and was gonna say it if no one explain it in the comments, saludos de méxico 😎

    • @zell189
      @zell189 4 месяца назад +1

      Solid info my guy

    • @MrGreen876
      @MrGreen876 4 месяца назад +2

      I have hair ties in my junk drawer even though I'm a bald guy 🫢

  • @Mr.Finklebottom
    @Mr.Finklebottom 4 месяца назад +49

    13:27 Everyone getting it wrong and not recognizing Moto Moto made me sad.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 месяца назад

      I like em big, I like em Chonky...

  • @FaintFlame
    @FaintFlame 4 месяца назад +14

    6:44 why the fuck did he say it so smooth like? Like it was so fucking natural lmao

  • @theizzycrim5209
    @theizzycrim5209 4 месяца назад +47

    Love the full minute and a half of Peter shitting in quagmires mouth

  • @NintWarr
    @NintWarr 4 месяца назад +37

    I was gonna make a deep explanation of all the spanish memes, but then you made me watch Halal poop and all my enthusiasm went asway

    • @BigBerias
      @BigBerias 4 месяца назад +1

      no one asked anyways

  • @iliketurtles999
    @iliketurtles999 4 месяца назад +22

    Actually yes, "pedo" does mean fart in spanish. But "no hay pedo" is not meant to be translated literally because it means something like "there's no problem"

  • @elliotleeshur5145
    @elliotleeshur5145 4 месяца назад +18

    Thats yumi's superpower; talking with trailornese.

  • @HavocGaming45
    @HavocGaming45 4 месяца назад +7

    "dam splotch cob got da hair like fart shrimp sun" killed me. Yumi rolled that off his tongue like he's said that before 😂😂

  • @limit13ss
    @limit13ss 4 месяца назад +4

    Pissing in the peanut butter! Jizzing in the jelly. We got heroin in the hashbrowns, grenade in the gravy! There’s a gun in the grits (GUN IN THE GRITS) and tannerite in the tacos (ITS IN THE TACOS)!!! Explosives in the eggs (DON’T EAT THOSE EGGS), and napalm in the nachos (WAIT WHAT?!). 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

  • @abigdill3604
    @abigdill3604 4 месяца назад +13

    Two of you can not be three decades old. You guys are unique.

  • @juanantoniogonzalezsanchez4453
    @juanantoniogonzalezsanchez4453 4 месяца назад +6

    6:44 I'm high and this are the best seconds in all of my life

    • @gabriellara5717
      @gabriellara5717 3 месяца назад +1

      Yesss, that part is 10× funnier when high

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 4 месяца назад +42

    Let’s get more brain rot. WOOOOOOOO

  • @marcomiller5146
    @marcomiller5146 4 месяца назад +8

    10:16 the most brain rot brain rot that has ever rotted my brain. This made stupid i swear i lost several iq points

  • @verakoo6187
    @verakoo6187 4 месяца назад +17

    Black Exodia: draw all 5 and u lose the game.

  • @Justin-cm6hv
    @Justin-cm6hv 4 месяца назад +6

    Everyone skipped past doo saying “we’re getting all the exodia pieces to this black guy” fkin dead 😂

  • @SullySadface
    @SullySadface 4 месяца назад +10

    12:51 Funny you should mention it
    I'd wear a hat that said HONK in bigass impact font

  • @TheSaddestSalad
    @TheSaddestSalad 4 месяца назад +5

    13:40 Thats fucking moto moto, gentlemen

  • @Wendigoskinhunter
    @Wendigoskinhunter 4 месяца назад +21

    0:50 You've heard of elf on the shelf, now you've seen tigger on the...

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 4 месяца назад +3

      Tigger the... I'm pretty sure that's a joke said by Clay in Sons of Anarchy. I think. Maybe.

  • @AnthonyG29
    @AnthonyG29 3 месяца назад +4

    Their bit at 10:06 literally grilled most of my brain cells

  • @alexthompson8243
    @alexthompson8243 4 месяца назад +2

    3:08 Russian text is saying: "Son, have you tried knocking first?"

  • @clayh5597
    @clayh5597 4 месяца назад +35

    No views in 23 seconds??! Dooo is doing great!

    • @justanotherdude_
      @justanotherdude_ 4 месяца назад +4

      Im so proud of my baby dooo🥹

    • @5ebliminal
      @5ebliminal 4 месяца назад

      its because the speed he uploads his videos is infinite compared to the other guys in the group and everyone already watched the video from blarg or the others

    • @clayh5597
      @clayh5597 4 месяца назад

      This was meant as a parallel to the dipshit “dooo fell off” comment lmao

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 4 месяца назад

      ​@@5ebliminalis ot a bord? Is it a plane? No its the joke going over your head! 😂

    • @yourface588
      @yourface588 4 месяца назад

      At least this was different in one way

  • @durvius2657
    @durvius2657 4 месяца назад +2

    I hate the thumbnail, I've spent years trying to forget that video.....

  • @fridaolivia
    @fridaolivia 4 месяца назад +7

    7:08 got that Vietnamese twang to it

  • @yourboijonny
    @yourboijonny 4 месяца назад +2

    10:38 my brain bro💀💀😂😂😂😵‍💫

  • @TheBigHombre
    @TheBigHombre 4 месяца назад +2

    5:53 French tony hawk as a slug

  • @BRICKS_NOOBS
    @BRICKS_NOOBS 4 месяца назад +2

    Do some more dhar mann reaction vidoes. 😂

  • @tsgnexus1753
    @tsgnexus1753 4 месяца назад +2

    Another Cards session? I feel like I’m manifesting these. They always come out RIGHT AFTER I get bored of rewatching the old Cards vids and I’m like “damn. We need new cards moments”

  • @KarateNinja13
    @KarateNinja13 4 месяца назад +6

    Never thought I'd see a ffxiv meme in a dooo video

    • @Naxos_
      @Naxos_ 4 месяца назад

      It took me a second to recognize the blue mage meme, it was so unexpected lmao

    • @Spark1est
      @Spark1est 4 месяца назад

      Woe, Flying Sardine be apon ye

  • @Oscarmite1
    @Oscarmite1 4 месяца назад +2

    15:15 it basically translates to “leave me on read, there’s no problem” Pedo is fart but in this context it changes meaning

  • @GReimerGaming
    @GReimerGaming 4 месяца назад +1

    6:42 I honestly thought he might be having a stroke lol

  • @Preston301
    @Preston301 4 месяца назад +2

    i like femboys

  • @voohoork7934
    @voohoork7934 4 месяца назад +1

    10:43 i feel like gigity-shit deserves more attencion

  • @jaxmarx
    @jaxmarx 4 месяца назад +3

    Rodrigo Faro
    Brazil mentioned

  • @GunterBagsYT
    @GunterBagsYT 4 месяца назад +2

    Every time I see a CAH video from any Goons member or their friends I think, "Ah shit, here we go again", in a good way.

  • @stevenpearson8065
    @stevenpearson8065 4 месяца назад +1

    That SpongeBob popsicle part is so true. I remember as a kid getting the Spiderman one and the Sonic the hedge hog ones and the were always so messed up, but they were also tasty except the gumball eyes always tasted horrible.

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 4 месяца назад +3

    0:50 you've heard of Elf on a shelf... 😂

    • @GGLGaming
      @GGLGaming 3 месяца назад

      Tigger on a n…..

  • @myfunbox355
    @myfunbox355 4 месяца назад +1

    The spanish minion says "leave me on seen, there's no fart". "There's no fart" is lingo for "no problem". Seen as in you saw my message but didn't reply.

  • @coconutcadin7
    @coconutcadin7 4 месяца назад +1

    As a lady, if my man took me to Vince Vance's im staying (I'm a man)

  • @manueloyaregui8547
    @manueloyaregui8547 3 месяца назад +1

    "dejame en visto, no hay pedo" means leave me on "seen", no problem. seen meaning the other person saw the message and didn't answer

  • @Wotr21
    @Wotr21 4 месяца назад +1

    I typed out the whole url @3:25 in the 2nd picture and not what I expected 😂

    • @bread0237
      @bread0237 4 месяца назад

      same, but not as bad as what I thought it would be

  • @EpicUncleEpicUncle
    @EpicUncleEpicUncle 4 месяца назад +1

    11:06 Blarg just saying what so confused out of nowhere had me fucking dying

  • @denvera1g1
    @denvera1g1 4 месяца назад

    No-no words and images, yet still advertising?
    I saw gun content recommended on my home page from a channel i've never heard of, featuring no-no items and showing how to attach hushies and graphic novels, yet it still had ads.
    Is nature healing?

  • @james4721
    @james4721 4 месяца назад +1

    New moongooning song on the reddit hits

  • @jacobbenthal5714
    @jacobbenthal5714 4 месяца назад +1

    I played the video and the clapping woke up my stepdad now he’s beating me

  • @distortionistxx
    @distortionistxx 4 месяца назад +1

    5:54 I USED TO WATCH THE SHOW WITH THE RED LARVA THING LMAOOO

  • @e3.14c4
    @e3.14c4 4 месяца назад +1

    8:40 and squidward is just huddled in corner going "Fuhrerrrrrrrr"

  • @POKETRAPEXE
    @POKETRAPEXE 4 месяца назад +1

    10:49 gigity toilet

  • @TrentFalkenrath
    @TrentFalkenrath 4 месяца назад +1

    Nope, that's the turd kebab from Paymoneywubby's video at 20:25. Fun little investigation he did about it here on YT.

    • @ChineseMustangs
      @ChineseMustangs 3 месяца назад +1

      TRUE I SCROLLED WAY DOWN TO FIND THIS

  • @jose.cm.fernandes
    @jose.cm.fernandes 16 дней назад

    Yumi (happy toned): I'm gonna be a-
    *Shows card*
    Yumi (low toned): RodRigo Faro🐸

  • @0utta_n0wh3re3
    @0utta_n0wh3re3 4 месяца назад +1

    Cards against humanity in light mode is devious work

  • @guts60
    @guts60 4 месяца назад +1

    Peturd Shittin and Glenn Crapmuncher

  • @MightyRind438
    @MightyRind438 4 месяца назад +1

    That light mode reminded me of that one big astroid which fell on Japan

  • @hitavi4965
    @hitavi4965 4 месяца назад

    TIL about how the ancient Chinese jelked their shit from a noose on the ceiling

  • @The_Conundrum_Crew
    @The_Conundrum_Crew 4 месяца назад +1

    Boomhauer cameo at 7:00 🤣

  • @imJusta6stringguy
    @imJusta6stringguy 4 месяца назад

    Dejame en visto means left me on read
    No hay pedo is Mexican slang for no problem or whatever but pedo does mean fart we're a very fart centric people because of frijoles or something.

  • @hmmmmm1112
    @hmmmmm1112 3 месяца назад

    Completely unrelated but an Ai I was using to write a summary randomly started getting pissed at me for "rushing" it and I'm genuinely starting to get mad at this mf

  • @Number1S0n
    @Number1S0n 4 месяца назад

    8:35 I find it funny the editor doesn't know how to properly spell Reich 😂

  • @ZxZNebula
    @ZxZNebula 3 месяца назад

    13:36 this was my og picture for my moms contact profile picture. I think it was upper text “liberal” too, if I recall properly

  • @whitestar7609
    @whitestar7609 4 месяца назад

    What the fuck is this game, is it a website or what I wanna play it 😭
    I always see dooo play it with the goons but I never found out where I could play

  • @Scep57
    @Scep57 4 месяца назад

    I was weathering a gundam model kit when you guys started doing the toilet quagmire bit, and i turned around and almost whipped back and smacked the gundam i was painting. FUCK

  • @iamthenutbuster6272
    @iamthenutbuster6272 2 месяца назад

    Why wasn't the "Big Bad Boner Small Drake" not shown at 3:40? Quite odd I must say

  • @celestialecho9817
    @celestialecho9817 4 месяца назад

    Less than 30 seconds in and there is already almost an N word.
    Yup, this is cards against humanity

  • @RipleyAD
    @RipleyAD 4 месяца назад +1

    6:43 splotch cob 😭

  • @TheRutefly
    @TheRutefly 4 месяца назад

    At this point its just random pictures they giggle at like little idiots.
    Im not saying i dont find that entertaining.

  • @jessajewell9295
    @jessajewell9295 4 месяца назад

    McNasty you better hush up bout how us Louisianians talk before we put some VooDoo on ya ❤

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 4 месяца назад

    13:27 It is, in fact, not Gloria but Moto Moto. Gloria is made of 70% cheeks.

  • @stigmaoftherose
    @stigmaoftherose 4 месяца назад +2

    FUCK YEAH MORE CAH!

  • @Chakeis
    @Chakeis 4 месяца назад

    Your humor is completely broken, none of this makes sense to someone that's 30+ lol

  • @hotbeans9101
    @hotbeans9101 4 месяца назад

    14:03 “Déjame en visto, no hay pedo” is “leave me on read, I don’t care” in slang. “pedo” is pronounced pe•ðo. It’s also slang for being drunk, pedos in Mexico is way different than pedos in The States lmao

  • @savagevoices379
    @savagevoices379 4 месяца назад

    I'm so glad my home state of Idaho had its 1 minute of fame in this video and it was a poo joke

  • @Eazon_
    @Eazon_ 4 месяца назад

    My brother in jesus jalapeno its time to switch to dark mode please!

  • @Defhrone
    @Defhrone 4 месяца назад

    What is poop? Amber (Heard) don't shart me, don't shart me, no more

  • @Blueberrieslol
    @Blueberrieslol 4 месяца назад

    RODRIGO FARO REFERENCE IN A DOO VIDEO???? BRAZIL MENTIONED?????

  • @teleporter777
    @teleporter777 4 месяца назад +1

    R/MOONGOONING FTWWWWWW!

  • @xkillershellx
    @xkillershellx 4 месяца назад

    Rodrigo Faro is a host tv show here in Brazil. This image references the word "Faro" that can be translate to "Sniff/Flair". Thats why the dog has big nose

  • @phenom_exe
    @phenom_exe 3 месяца назад

    3:40 copy down the URL. its funny but also bad. have fun

  • @lol_darker8082
    @lol_darker8082 3 месяца назад

    upset you didn’t come up with “pee’n shittin and queef motor”

  • @livingtargetts
    @livingtargetts 4 месяца назад

    Btw this means "Prince of the Taliban Joe Biden." 16:10

  • @marcomiller5146
    @marcomiller5146 4 месяца назад

    15:20 as someone who speaks spanish, pedo means fart. That meme is saying leave me alone, theres no fart since hes holding a fart can. Theres no fart in that can. Brain rot still but hope that helps.

  • @Kommunist_Kittens
    @Kommunist_Kittens 4 месяца назад

    The MoonGoon subreddit is incredible... Jesse.. we gotta goon Jesse...

  • @TacDonut
    @TacDonut 3 месяца назад +1

    R/moongooning 😂

  • @yaroslavrudyuk5872
    @yaroslavrudyuk5872 3 месяца назад

    I don't know but Yumi doing either a 2-year-old or a Biden impression at 10:30 made me rewind and laugh way too much

  • @isaaczalkind2112
    @isaaczalkind2112 4 месяца назад

    @7:33
    That's not vietnamese, its jamaican from oklahoma shit

  • @ivan.i.gerasimov
    @ivan.i.gerasimov 4 месяца назад

    Time from 10:01 to 11:24 was probably the worst part of my life so far.

  • @hollowghost6370
    @hollowghost6370 2 месяца назад

    No one sees that the j in Joe is missing when he had Peter’s chin 💀💀

  • @sheebe
    @sheebe 4 месяца назад

    I had to rewind the start i thought McNasty said cardagainhuman

  • @bozzgaming3653
    @bozzgaming3653 4 месяца назад

    Is a good thing I have no braincells left 😅 fucken love you boys, always! Haha fart shrimp sun 👌

  • @winstonsmith11
    @winstonsmith11 4 месяца назад

    According to google, Pedo actually means fart, or wind, in Spanish. Who knew?

  • @TheDarkfire216
    @TheDarkfire216 3 месяца назад

    "Damn splotch cob got da hair like fart shrimp sun" had me in tears, my ribs hurt from laughin.

  • @TheOneTheOnlyOne
    @TheOneTheOnlyOne 3 месяца назад

    Nah thats my fault for watching while trying to eat ig lmaooo

  • @k13xxloser38
    @k13xxloser38 4 месяца назад +1

    9 minutes ago is wild

  • @StrangeNicholas
    @StrangeNicholas 4 месяца назад

    18:42 Don’t judge me but the hair gives off an Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers a little bit

  • @asteenkamp5805
    @asteenkamp5805 3 месяца назад

    Just got a beer add with the song I can drive my car

  • @TheHeroBleeder
    @TheHeroBleeder 4 месяца назад

    11:09 I'm guessing Mcnasty and soup are 30+

  • @AndrewB416
    @AndrewB416 4 месяца назад

    1:51 - If you thought Tigger was bad.......wait for the Roots/Kunta Kinte racism to proc.