@@Pxmmy_starrzLatin moms bee crazy too specially Mexican moms😢 they will verbally and emotionally abuse the shitt out of you, just like Asian moms they say here eat more! Then later "why you so fat!?" 😢 Lol and ur never good at anything and how lazy u are. It never ends
Remember when the cbdhh byfhrhhsbs dhdhx.the xmdlskdndjjdjdxbhwusyxuxajxyxyxgshenfjcud Cjuwiqodkrejdhthe ba JESUS HWHSHDYWJRJDHCSYEHRHDHDHEJHSHDYFFYYSJWJWKDKDKEKSHEHE8F8
"I'm an ADULT mom" one comma, one comma I made this comment as a joke about how a comma changed his gender, but people see it the wrong way and here we are. I have no idea why people start arguments for no reason and dont wan't to be a part of it.
@@zenuss. that’s your life bud, because I only know about 3 people who uses hyperly correct grammar while texting their friends, two of them are over the age of 60
@@GameOver-nm2us I mean, depends on how you define “your house.” Do you call your parents’ home “my house” as a child? Or do you call it “my parents’ house”? It’s a genuine cultural difference apparently… If you would call your parents’ house “my house”, then if you move in with a friend to like officially live there, that place would become your house, because it’s the house you live in. If “my house” can only refer to a place you pay for, then yeah you’d need to actually start renting but maybe you can stay with the friend until you get said place.
@@GameOver-nm2us Ah, okay. I didn’t mean any offense, I’ve just read full conversations of people saying like they weren’t allowed to call their house, their house, because their parents insisted it didn’t belong to them. It’s sad but unfortunately happens…
Protective parents are ok except when they enter 16 at least let them be free but not entirely but still more freedom than your childhood time. Then 20 it's just their own lives now
Praying, smoking cuz stressed, praying on couch with Pastor “John”, this is literally Young Sheldon edit: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah thats all ima say
True! I help my mum out with food and board. If you want to be independent and if you want the respect of your parents who let you live under your roof rent-free, maybe try actually helping them out and not being a self-entitled, lazy potato. Of course, you shall no doubt argue against everything I've written. But people are so used to being spoon-fed, and lack any sort of responsibility.
I think that's actually a valid response. You can't have a big talk about being an adult with a Job because you don't want to listen to your parents, if they give you where to live, free food, and pay wifi, electricity and all the bills then you aren't an adult, just an employed overgrown kid.
@@amariellerose except when you pay rent, bills, and buy your own food and pay for your phone ect and they still try to treat you like a child Threatening your kid with a place to live just because you can't boss them around anymore is toxic- honestly them saying you need permission to do xyz and if you "back" talk then you get threatened regardless of the bills you pay because the excuse of "give adults respect because they are adults" doesn't apply to you That's a toxic parent who doesn't respect their child and doesn't deserve any respect in return
The long sentence is so relatable, i usually write long sentences when i'm stressed and when i'm fighting with someone (i don't talk like that to my parents)💀
Bro my mom would’ve texted back “if your such an adult with your library card then you should be able to move out now. Your stuff is on the driveway. Have fun!😀”
After 18 I had to keep reminding my kids to stop asking permission because they were grown up now. Just let me know if you won't be home as a common courtesy. Our job is to train them to leave the nest.
Meanwhile my mother : how dare you to talk to me like that... I carried you in my tummy for 9 moths and this is the way you behave to your mom.. Bla bla bla *inserts fake cry* Me : *sigh* okay 😑
"I'm your mother"
And pastor John's probably my father......
AYO????
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAO
WHAA-
guess that's why they call him "father john"
AYO
"I'm your MOTHER!"
I really thought he was gonna say he found the adoption papers- 😭💀
Oop
Lmao
@@Daydreamymeadow no that stands for you are I'm correct
@@Daydreamymeadow noob
@@Daydreamymeadow damn bro you just got owned
That library card is the most important thing he has to him
"I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
"You were the one who wanted to have kids...💀"
AYO wtf
@@Adeeb-h1his that weird buddy
@@scaredmusic. Yo Isn't that
That makes no sense at all
“We were praying for our sins”
“ I did hear you say oh my god a few times💀”
“Nahh this got me wheezing💀💀”
HELP 💀💀
O
LMAO 💀
LMAOOOO
why did the "ok 😇" at the end hit so hard 😭😭😭
Probably cause he'll die when he gets home
Because in reality it wouldn't happen.
That's code for "you're getting your ass beat when you get home" lolol
@@lucky-number-13 fr
K.O.
The smile in the end made me happy. Seems like shes proud of her son for standing for himself
The thing whit the many lipseste pepole type
Bro that's him as the mom
no she throwin him out...
"Over-protective parent vs their child leaving the nest"
Over-protective parent: "K.O"
Child: "VICTORY!!"
So true😂
Bruh fr I even did it to my parents XD
Ye💀
Over protective, no I honestly think the kid was in the wrong he should've asked first
@@Lakjager How do you thing? The overprotective parent doesnt let him leave the house so its victory for the kid
"WHY MUST YOU CONTROL MY LIFE"
"BECAUSE IM ASIAN, DEAR CHILD"
As a asian, i confirm that is true💀💀💀
@@Pxmmy_starrzLatin moms bee crazy too specially Mexican moms😢 they will verbally and emotionally abuse the shitt out of you, just like Asian moms they say here eat more! Then later "why you so fat!?" 😢 Lol and ur never good at anything and how lazy u are. It never ends
So true
@@Axolotl581 IS THAT SAYU AS UR PFP?
yus that poem he pulled out wouldn't work with asians they would turn into
coat hanger god wapaw!!!!1!!
*dies*
"Im a grown adult with a library card" i cant 😂😂😂
😂
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT🤣🤣
1.2k with 2 replies? Lemme fix that
I had a library card at literally 6 💀
lol
"I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
"Sorry, I'm allergic to drama."
*dang*
"We were just praying for our sins, OK!"
*Me: "The sin you just committed-"*
69 likes nice
I was thinking the same thing
O-
@@hyacinth0 my god? Or are you talking about what they did?
Me who can make this comment have 900 likes
„Unlimited POWER“
"We were praying for our sins"
"Yes, you were on your knees, I'm certain about that..."
Woahhhh
Doing- 🌚
Gawk gawk3000
@@danisilesambo5371 the Supreme gawk gawk 3001 with a fan job
E
Dad : "Yo son, can you teach me to play drums"
Him : "Simple, argue with mom through text"
BAHAHA-
-a wise man
Dad : "Okay thanks son"
Lmao CNA U TEACH ME TO👹👹👹🔥
Lol 😂
That was the most satisfying typing/drums ever of how it was expressing the battle between a child and a mom
I have a library card
Got me cracking on the floor 😂😂
Heh fr dyndvrvs
Same here bru
I had a library card at 7 what did he even mean when he said that?
@@WeeWoo6upIn some places you can’t get an official library card until your 18
How?
"we were praying"
"Forgive me Daddy, I've been a bad girl"
Nahh bro 💀😭
Ayoo-😂😂💀
Whyyyy
Anyone who calls someone they're having sex with "daddy" needs intense therapy. That shit is disgusting, and yes, I will "kink shame" it.
Ayo
"and pastor John was with you on the couch''
I'm DIYING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭😭
Was this from Young Sheldon
😱 YOUNG SHELDONM
Remember when the cbdhh byfhrhhsbs dhdhx.the xmdlskdndjjdjdxbhwusyxuxajxyxyxgshenfjcud
Cjuwiqodkrejdhthe ba JESUS HWHSHDYWJRJDHCSYEHRHDHDHEJHSHDYFFYYSJWJWKDKDKEKSHEHE8F8
@@lucytaylor6019yea!! I just realised
Dying* (joke) great job diying ur slime
“I’m your MOTHER!”
“Not anymore after i tell dad about this”
Thought it would be
“U live under my roof!”
“Not tonight I don’t.”
Me too
I thought I was the only one
Und-er-rat-ed
I thought that too
Same
"I'm your mother!"
"And I am your son!"
"So?"
"I became your son the day you became my mother!"
Adoption
@@HAPPYRUS190 🤔 I haven't thought about this...
So
You can only say that if you're the first child though
@@ΜαριαΤσιρουΤσιρου Lol
Me when I try this with my mom: “mom I’m 78 can I go to bed an hour late?” Mom: “so you have chosen death”
@@awesomedude8161 damn bro it wasn’t that funny
Fax momma will slap you into next year
@@abdulnasirbushra6049 nope she well slap you back into where you came from
@@awesomedude8161 that makes no sense
🗿🗿
When you are trying to stop messaging when the notifications are still popping up
"You didn't ask me so no!"
"Mom can I sleep at-"
"Your under my roof"
But... I'm at my friends house
You're*
But he dosen't live there
Hey! Same I was about to comment that 😑
@@AtelierMoulineaux you missed the joke
@@peashooter268 no one asked u to correct them
I still woulda got told no and that I was being “disrespectful” 💀 nd they most def woulda called in the midst of me texting.
Yes
Valid
I will say : HOW? I JUST WANNA SLEEP OVER
Same
My mom got mad at me for using my phone (tracking app) at school-
When she literally called me during class which is why I used it.
"WE WERE JUST PRAYING, WE WERE JUST PRAYING." - Marry from Young Sheldon
NO REPLYS FOR PEELY!? Nahh I’m changing that
"BECAUSE YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF"
"rn im not-"
haha
Fax and true
I WAS THINKING THAT--
He should've said.... I never asked to be here
"We were just praying for our sins!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I call bullshit.
For our johnny sins
Making them
Guess "praying" has taken on a whole new meaning for 2022 😂
"Victory Royale" 😂😂😂
Remember it's never too late for adoption💀
Royale 😂
@@Maxguy123?
@@Hank592 it used to say royal but now edited
lmao not the library card 😂😂
“Ok but when you get home the belt will be waiting ☺️”
*never comes home when she's home*
STOP I LAUGHED SO HARD AND MY MOM IS FRONT ME LMFAOOOOO
Mom: I said no
Me: but-
Me: *dies*
Tell that mf i'm going to get some milk
420!!
Young Sheldon in 10 years 😂
I know right!
Exactly
*HAHHAHAHAH LITERALLY*
Fr
YOUNG SHELDON MENTIONED
“I’m your MOTHER!”
yeah and i’m your son, not that we have that out of the way what’s your point?
point is your getting a whopping for “talking back”
@@robloxplayer2585 or slaped
The point is you have to listen to her because she's the one that gave birth to you
@@oof8719 unless ur adopted 🙂
@@strawberry6686 Then you'd be put on adoption again 🤷♂️
‘’All you need to say is please’’😂😂😂😂😂
Bro right after that she pulls out the “I carried you for nine months”
That’s her fault
@@GruAtDurham 💀
@@GruAtDurham so the child is a fault?💀
@@maxire8972 no like it is her fault that she got herself pregnant
@@GruAtDurham imao i got that, i was just. Bored? Lol
"I'm an ADULT mom"
one comma, one comma
I made this comment as a joke about how a comma changed his gender, but people see it the wrong way and here we are. I have no idea why people start arguments for no reason and dont wan't to be a part of it.
dead
let’s be honest here noone under the age of 40 uses correct commas while texting
@@homeh_22 you don't even know how wrong you are, there's a bunch of people i know who use commas
@@zenuss. that’s your life bud, because I only know about 3 people who uses hyperly correct grammar while texting their friends, two of them are over the age of 60
@@homeh_22 I use commas when they change the context, also you just used commas. Congratulations you played yourself
Then they hit you with the “Because I said so” or the “Your grounded” or the “If your an adult then you can live in your own house”
“If you’re an adult then you can live in your own house.”
“Exactly, that’s why I’m at my friend’s house. I’m moving in with them.”
@@piscacatalt that still ain't his own house
@@GameOver-nm2us I mean, depends on how you define “your house.” Do you call your parents’ home “my house” as a child? Or do you call it “my parents’ house”? It’s a genuine cultural difference apparently… If you would call your parents’ house “my house”, then if you move in with a friend to like officially live there, that place would become your house, because it’s the house you live in. If “my house” can only refer to a place you pay for, then yeah you’d need to actually start renting but maybe you can stay with the friend until you get said place.
@@piscacatalt nah who tf said "my parent's house" ofc I said my house, but I don' t mean it literally
@@GameOver-nm2us Ah, okay. I didn’t mean any offense, I’ve just read full conversations of people saying like they weren’t allowed to call their house, their house, because their parents insisted it didn’t belong to them. It’s sad but unfortunately happens…
"Sorry, I'm allergic to drama"
am i actually first what- ye probably not
3rd
4th
5th
6th
I love how the library card was important enough to be mentioned
“I’m your MOTHER!!”
“Well and who’s my dad?”
Pastor john
@@blancanavarro8021 *dramatic gasp*
@@blancanavarro8021 *gasps in peruvian spanish*
"I am your MOTHER"
"After what happened with the pastor, is dad even the father?"
Deadass thought smth like this would happen lol
Same
That is one of one of the plots in young sheldon😅😅🎉
Black house holds:
“Get yo black ass back home”
“Okay”
I knew it was gonna be one comment about black moms LMAO
@@UsualKoito 😂😂
I feel like the response should “Yes ma’am” instead of okay for some reason
@@Mystiiiiiii I say yes ma’am sometimes but as a fast response I say okay
@@Mystiiiiiii that's what I say, or "Yes Mom" but it's not all the time it's normally like "alright" and stff
I thought he was going to say
“We were just praying for our sins”
“Nah you were creating and doing more sins”
😂💀
Lol
They ran out
(Of sins)
Blue knows all the sins well
Your comment has officially reached 200 likes. 😊
this is literally always happens to me and my mom and dad lol
Damn, if I did that.. (well I SOMETIMES did) I'll literally gonna get a beating
Protective parents are ok except when they enter 16 at least let them be free but not entirely but still more freedom than your childhood time. Then 20 it's just their own lives now
Praying, smoking cuz stressed, praying on couch with Pastor “John”, this is literally Young Sheldon
edit: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah thats all ima say
Its pastor jeff
I was wondering if someone would say it
@@realvividy and praying on the couch is pastor rob
@@robinplayz7756😂
But like it's so true the
Realistically:
Mom: “I born and raised you, come home NOW”
Even more realistically child doesn't come home freedom is better than prison
Mom I found the adoption papers!
@@borisrussko5898 The more realistic thing that will happen is that the mom will literally do anything to find your friend’s address.
"I never asked to be born and raised."
@@evangonzalez7732 "tHen dIe!" *brings out bamboo slipper*
"You never ask me " most iconic words😭
The lines most common in parents fr fr 😭
@@LIL_LiLVani yuh😭😭
60th liker
@@ste19869 tysmm
Hi
damn, imagine.. mine go like this:
“**snaps fingers over text**”
“**teleports back**”
His mom: “You never asked me, so NO.”
Me, annoyed: “Exactly! He never asked you, so WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR OPINION?!”
“Cause your under MY roof!”
Me:”He’s in a car-“
If he sleeps over, he would technically not be under her roof, and by extension, not need her permission
@@Insomia404 he still LIVES under her roof
@@papadoc331 he could change that
No you LIVE under. Have you never heard that saying before?!
"Heh, blackmail!"
-Mabel, Gravity Falls
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Lol ur bad
Jk lol
@@45441 😐
@@nismo29 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️ thats u plus this u 🧑💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻
@@45441 this was even cringier than the original comment.
Gravity Falls?
"IM YOUR MOTHER"
Me: then what is this hm? **sends a pic of adoption papers**
I could technically do that, I was adopted shortly after birth.
“We were just praying for our sins, OK” 😂😂
The amount of typos there would be if me and my mom had this conversation!!😂
*BROS SLEEP OVER IS IN THE CAR* 😂💀
*Had Me DyiNG*
I thought he was on a dark room and after i look at this comment i just realised lol-
"So you're an adult you can pay rent, food and utilities too"
Your house, your problem.
Legit I love how no one is talking about this is how a parent would respond
True! I help my mum out with food and board. If you want to be independent and if you want the respect of your parents who let you live under your roof rent-free, maybe try actually helping them out and not being a self-entitled, lazy potato. Of course, you shall no doubt argue against everything I've written. But people are so used to being spoon-fed, and lack any sort of responsibility.
I think that's actually a valid response.
You can't have a big talk about being an adult with a Job because you don't want to listen to your parents, if they give you where to live, free food, and pay wifi, electricity and all the bills then you aren't an adult, just an employed overgrown kid.
@@amariellerose except when you pay rent, bills, and buy your own food and pay for your phone ect and they still try to treat you like a child
Threatening your kid with a place to live just because you can't boss them around anymore is toxic- honestly them saying you need permission to do xyz and if you "back" talk then you get threatened regardless of the bills you pay because the excuse of "give adults respect because they are adults" doesn't apply to you
That's a toxic parent who doesn't respect their child and doesn't deserve any respect in return
"I'm sleeping over my friends house"
Ok Ur on the roof. Got it LOLOL
“I’m sleeping over my friends house.”
him: literally in a car
I actually didn't realize that until I read your comment.
I think he just got there
He drving there in his hona civic that his "mother " gave him.
Sometimes we're lying about the sleep over .. we went somewhere else the whole night
I’m pretty sure he was lying and actually sneaking out
Respect for the drummer💪
The typing sound 💀
It’s just drums what’s wrong with it?
@@wtf_isgender its funny.
Oh. @@Leafthetherian-oe5yl
frrrrr
HOW IS IT FUNNY LIKE WHAT? @@Leafthetherian-oe5yl
The beat that goes with it💃💃🕺🕺🕺💃💃🕺🕺💃💃
I can't stop watching this it is so addictive!
Same for me also 😂
"We were just praying for our sins"
Oh, I bet you were
everyone gangsta till mom starts crying 😭
Fr bruh😭😭😭😹😹😹😹
I can't handle my mom crying😢
Ye I know
then ill type a whole apology essay and come back home
here before a random little kid comments
"well actually i wouldn't care becuz i am sigma male ☝️🤓"
Who else wasnt expecting the end 😂
"WE WERE JUST PRAYING, WE WERE JUST PRAYING."
: Marry : From Young Sheldon
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Yea sameeeeeee
LMAO
Omg same
-random- - comment-
"U forgot the main part"
"I carried u for 9 months"
Edit: @thiss deign brando 💀
"The broken condom is not my fault"
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
"I'm your MOTHER!"
*sends a pic of the adoption papers*
"Are you sure about that?"
That was the most intense text battle I’ve ever seen
Glad he took home a rare W
The long sentence is so relatable, i usually write long sentences when i'm stressed and when i'm fighting with someone (i don't talk like that to my parents)💀
The fact I have a cousin who a pastor and named John-
hehe boi
💀
😃
🥬🚬🔞🚭💀
Bro I can never talk to my mom like that, I’d be at the adoption center 🥲✨
Nah bro, my parents would've teleported to me, unalived me then set me up for adoption.
again?????
For the second time? (Just kidding)
@@Star_Rl yeah 😭
He is an adult
Okay this wasn’t what I was expecting it was morrrrrrreeee 😂😂😂😂
The typing was just extraordinarily awesome 👏 😂😂
Bro unleashed his ultimate move 😂
Mom: "Come home now. I want you home in 10 Minutes.
Me in another country: *guess I'll die*
And respawn in your bed?
Be prepared
@@doseofrisher1162 Me personally… I’d just stay in the foreign country.
“I carried you for 9 months!”
Mom, I found my adoption papers..
Is he was adopted as an infant she probably still *carried* him for about nine months.
"Ok 😇"
translation
*"you have a minute left to live"*
Bro my mom would’ve texted back “if your such an adult with your library card then you should be able to move out now. Your stuff is on the driveway. Have fun!😀”
If his mom was hispanic for sure that would finish the story.
Black mom
Yep. Russian moms are the same but they'll watch you bleed on the ground from her belt
White mom
That “ok😇” was kinda wholesome. Didn’t expect it to end like that
"OK 😇" means she's gonna beat his ass when he gets home
"We're praying for our sins" 💀💀💀
No, they actually where making sins
Goes back home and still gets the beating 💀
"But mom... YOU BROUGHT me to their house! So I'm under THEIR ROOF!"
"Oh yeah... stop yelling."
you would never talk to your mom like that
@@ForeverDakota1 I am 😄
"Ok (angel emoji)"
Me: you know you are dead after that..
Edit: ok 😇
she definitely packed his bags after that
Ok 😇
Pro tip #36
If you thank everyone for the LIKES
u get auto dislike by most
After 18 I had to keep reminding my kids to stop asking permission because they were grown up now. Just let me know if you won't be home as a common courtesy. Our job is to train them to leave the nest.
The best scene from drumline.
agreed
Ok
Came to the comments looking for this
AgReeD
@@xkrewbear damn bro what did i ever do to you
this guy is a genius
Me: "Saying it to my Asian Mom
"not even a minute yet ;-;"
Me rn: "R.I.P."
Fr
TIP: Kill your mom and dad. be like andrew tate. BREATHE AIR!
bro the mom was waiting for him to say that
Imagine doing this and your mom still said no😂😂😅❤
Is bro recreating young Sheldon 😂😂
Meanwhile my mother : how dare you to talk to me like that... I carried you in my tummy for 9 moths and this is the way you behave to your mom.. Bla bla bla *inserts fake cry*
Me : *sigh* okay 😑
Literally choose to have a child then gonna make it look like I'm the one asked for it lol
I'm adopted so that "Argument" can't even be used 🙂
FR I’m getting tired just reading that 🥱
Meanwhile me: and my dad has grudge of working helping us sustain our life so you're argument is invalid.
Breh
It’s the “we were just praying for our sins” for me
?¿
Yall still say that “for me” stuff?
@@Kash0utb3ll0 any problem?
@@Kash0utb3ll0 occasionally lol
“You live under my roof!”
Me: Im at a sleep over so rn I don’t 😏
I'm your 100th like and I agree
So genius 😳
Rebellious minds I see?
Keep that same attitude cuz u ain’t getting back in the house
Mom final stage:OK, FROM NOW ON YOU PAY RENT HERE👿👹👹👹😡🤬👿👿
Me : thought he was in the bed laying down
Me watches it twice
Him: At the car
Me: Oohhhh
Edit: noice 10k 😎
I think I'll name my avocado George :)
lol
@@halilzento5725 it's fine I'm. Obsessed of avocados
@JnJ: Das Krazy Bro say hello to Joe, George!
hello eye fren
"I'm an adult with a library card"🤣🤣
That escalated quickly
"we were just praying for our sins, OK?!"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The drum line beat was perfect. I can picture Nick Cannon in the background with his drum as this texting was going on.
HELP I AGREE-- It sounds like DCI (if you know what it is)