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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @thelemon5420
    @thelemon5420 2 года назад +96566

    "I'm your MOTHER!"
    I really thought he was gonna say he found the adoption papers- 😭💀

    • @swift4410
      @swift4410 2 года назад +490

      Oop

    • @Jajar499
      @Jajar499 2 года назад +333

      Lmao

    • @thelemon5420
      @thelemon5420 2 года назад +78

      @@Daydreamymeadow no that stands for you are I'm correct

    • @shawnclayton7813
      @shawnclayton7813 2 года назад +32

      @@Daydreamymeadow noob

    • @exu592
      @exu592 2 года назад +39

      @@Daydreamymeadow damn bro you just got owned

  • @TheKashCow
    @TheKashCow 2 года назад +6980

    “We were praying for our sins”
    “ I did hear you say oh my god a few times💀”

  • @JonathanEngineering
    @JonathanEngineering 8 месяцев назад +306

    That library card is the most important thing he has to him

  • @khylevilloria560
    @khylevilloria560 2 года назад +3897

    "I'm your mother"
    And pastor John's probably my father......

  • @user-xo2lc5iq7f
    @user-xo2lc5iq7f 2 года назад +4033

    "Over-protective parent vs their child leaving the nest"
    Over-protective parent: "K.O"
    Child: "VICTORY!!"

    • @ghostie_boohaha
      @ghostie_boohaha 2 года назад +13

      So true😂

    • @WolfieGum.
      @WolfieGum. 2 года назад +3

      Bruh fr I even did it to my parents XD

    • @that_dummy8340
      @that_dummy8340 2 года назад +3

      Ye💀

    • @Lakjager
      @Lakjager 2 года назад +4

      Over protective, no I honestly think the kid was in the wrong he should've asked first

    • @ghostie_boohaha
      @ghostie_boohaha 2 года назад +6

      @@Lakjager How do you thing? The overprotective parent doesnt let him leave the house so its victory for the kid

  • @iiKrystaI
    @iiKrystaI 2 года назад +11805

    "We were just praying for our sins, OK!"
    *Me: "The sin you just committed-"*

    • @anonymouspretzel932
      @anonymouspretzel932 2 года назад +93

      69 likes nice

    • @SilverMoon7452
      @SilverMoon7452 2 года назад +74

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @hyacinth0
      @hyacinth0 2 года назад +27

      O-

    • @lightswitchmemer
      @lightswitchmemer 2 года назад +34

      @@hyacinth0 my god? Or are you talking about what they did?

    • @Buzzer_5
      @Buzzer_5 2 года назад +21

      Me who can make this comment have 900 likes
      „Unlimited POWER“

  • @可
    @可 4 месяца назад +27

    "WE WERE JUST PRAYING, WE WERE JUST PRAYING." - Marry from Young Sheldon

    • @--Leah--
      @--Leah-- 4 месяца назад +2

      NO REPLYS FOR PEELY!? Nahh I’m changing that

    • @REINNERRR
      @REINNERRR 15 дней назад +1

      YOUNG SHELDON NEVER DIES!!11!!1!1!1!

    • @SigmaRizzler-f8z
      @SigmaRizzler-f8z 11 дней назад

      U ARE EVERYWHERE

  • @cerealcattttt
    @cerealcattttt 2 года назад +3280

    "WHY MUST YOU CONTROL MY LIFE"
    "BECAUSE IM ASIAN, DEAR CHILD"

    • @Pxmmy_starrz
      @Pxmmy_starrz Год назад +63

      As a asian, i confirm that is true💀💀💀

    • @Ah-mi1mp
      @Ah-mi1mp Год назад

      ​@@Pxmmy_starrzLatin moms bee crazy too specially Mexican moms😢 they will verbally and emotionally abuse the shitt out of you, just like Asian moms they say here eat more! Then later "why you so fat!?" 😢 Lol and ur never good at anything and how lazy u are. It never ends

    • @tearsinmymizuenaeyes
      @tearsinmymizuenaeyes Год назад +15

      So true

    • @tearsinmymizuenaeyes
      @tearsinmymizuenaeyes Год назад +1

      @@Axolotl581 IS THAT SAYU AS UR PFP?

    • @krystine___gianella
      @krystine___gianella Год назад +3

      yus that poem he pulled out wouldn't work with asians they would turn into
      coat hanger god wapaw!!!!1!!
      *dies*

  • @Juju-op8fi
    @Juju-op8fi Год назад +2347

    "Im a grown adult with a library card" i cant 😂😂😂

  • @pokeypoqi_
    @pokeypoqi_ 2 года назад +3994

    why did the "ok 😇" at the end hit so hard 😭😭😭

    • @carminetroisi6512
      @carminetroisi6512 2 года назад

      Probably cause he'll die when he gets home

    • @permentohi
      @permentohi 2 года назад +49

      Because in reality it wouldn't happen.

    • @lucky-number-13
      @lucky-number-13 2 года назад +98

      That's code for "you're getting your ass beat when you get home" lolol

    • @SxnsetHearts
      @SxnsetHearts 2 года назад +6

      @@lucky-number-13 fr

    • @flamesaur8896
      @flamesaur8896 2 года назад +3

      K.O.

  • @JEՏUS
    @JEՏUS 4 месяца назад +8

    "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
    "Sorry, I'm allergic to drama."

  • @chronovoid8942
    @chronovoid8942 2 года назад +3701

    "We were praying for our sins"
    "Yes, you were on your knees, I'm certain about that..."

  • @ChillThisDays
    @ChillThisDays 11 месяцев назад +2084

    Dad : "Yo son, can you teach me to play drums"
    Him : "Simple, argue with mom through text"

  • @UserIsAway
    @UserIsAway Год назад +1983

    I have a library card
    Got me cracking on the floor 😂😂

    • @myakershaw6495
      @myakershaw6495 11 месяцев назад

      Heh fr dyndvrvs

    • @ZekeStulberg
      @ZekeStulberg 11 месяцев назад +4

      Same here bru

    • @WeeWoo6up
      @WeeWoo6up 11 месяцев назад +5

      I had a library card at 7 what did he even mean when he said that?

    • @Tori-gd7gc
      @Tori-gd7gc 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@WeeWoo6upIn some places you can’t get an official library card until your 18

    • @Sollux0699
      @Sollux0699 11 месяцев назад +1

      How?

  • @MadalenaCorreia2000
    @MadalenaCorreia2000 5 месяцев назад +306

    "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
    "You were the one who wanted to have kids...💀"

    • @Adeeb-h1h
      @Adeeb-h1h 4 месяца назад

      AYO wtf

    • @scaredmusic.
      @scaredmusic. 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Adeeb-h1his that weird buddy

    • @Adeeb-h1h
      @Adeeb-h1h 4 месяца назад

      @@scaredmusic. Yo Isn't that

    • @markt7213
      @markt7213 4 месяца назад

      That makes no sense at all

  • @barbizinea
    @barbizinea 2 года назад +4280

    "we were praying"
    "Forgive me Daddy, I've been a bad girl"

    • @gb_sunday9718
      @gb_sunday9718 2 года назад +173

      Nahh bro 💀😭

    • @ep.saidaniapk8794
      @ep.saidaniapk8794 2 года назад +102

      Ayoo-😂😂💀

    • @flare376v
      @flare376v 2 года назад +42

      Whyyyy

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 года назад +149

      Anyone who calls someone they're having sex with "daddy" needs intense therapy. That shit is disgusting, and yes, I will "kink shame" it.

    • @TheironkageGG
      @TheironkageGG 2 года назад +7

      Ayo

  • @ΜαριαΤσιρουΤσιρου
    @ΜαριαΤσιρουΤσιρου 2 года назад +352

    "I'm your mother!"
    "And I am your son!"
    "So?"
    "I became your son the day you became my mother!"

  • @alohaparadisegirls1686
    @alohaparadisegirls1686 2 года назад +1356

    Thought it would be
    “U live under my roof!”
    “Not tonight I don’t.”

  • @Liannart
    @Liannart 5 месяцев назад +327

    The smile in the end made me happy. Seems like shes proud of her son for standing for himself

  • @19LimitArt
    @19LimitArt 2 года назад +930

    Me when I try this with my mom: “mom I’m 78 can I go to bed an hour late?” Mom: “so you have chosen death”

    • @19LimitArt
      @19LimitArt 2 года назад +3

      @@awesomedude8161 damn bro it wasn’t that funny

    • @abdulnasirbushra6049
      @abdulnasirbushra6049 2 года назад +1

      Fax momma will slap you into next year

    • @Scaratoui
      @Scaratoui 2 года назад +1

      @@abdulnasirbushra6049 nope she well slap you back into where you came from

    • @NcitMC
      @NcitMC 2 года назад +1

      @@awesomedude8161 that makes no sense

    • @Lilac23712
      @Lilac23712 2 года назад +1

      🗿🗿

  • @kirbyfan2265
    @kirbyfan2265 2 года назад +1356

    “Ok but when you get home the belt will be waiting ☺️”

  • @crunchymonkeGT
    @crunchymonkeGT 2 года назад +2391

    Bro right after that she pulls out the “I carried you for nine months”

    • @GruAtDurham
      @GruAtDurham 2 года назад +82

      That’s her fault

    • @Mr_Soundtraper67489
      @Mr_Soundtraper67489 2 года назад +26

      ​@@GruAtDurham 💀

    • @maxire8972
      @maxire8972 2 года назад +12

      @@GruAtDurham so the child is a fault?💀

    • @GruAtDurham
      @GruAtDurham 2 года назад +24

      @@maxire8972 no like it is her fault that she got herself pregnant

    • @maxire8972
      @maxire8972 2 года назад +5

      @@GruAtDurham imao i got that, i was just. Bored? Lol

  • @DevineMuzorava
    @DevineMuzorava 6 месяцев назад +6

    That was the most satisfying typing/drums ever of how it was expressing the battle between a child and a mom

  • @The_Italy_Guy
    @The_Italy_Guy Год назад +583

    "Victory Royale" 😂😂😂

    • @matthew_bowron
      @matthew_bowron 11 месяцев назад +9

      Remember it's never too late for adoption💀

    • @Maxguy123
      @Maxguy123 11 месяцев назад +1

      Royale 😂

    • @Hank592
      @Hank592 11 месяцев назад

      @@Maxguy123?

    • @Maxguy123
      @Maxguy123 11 месяцев назад

      @@Hank592 it used to say royal but now edited

  • @mahadiadiyan8983
    @mahadiadiyan8983 11 месяцев назад +321

    Young Sheldon in 10 years 😂

  • @CoyoteL0ve
    @CoyoteL0ve 11 месяцев назад +315

    "BECAUSE YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF"
    "rn im not-"

    • @iamahugefan-p7l
      @iamahugefan-p7l 10 месяцев назад +5

      haha

    • @gonzalobalbuena5869
      @gonzalobalbuena5869 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fax and true

    • @May-v4z
      @May-v4z 6 месяцев назад +1

      I WAS THINKING THAT--

    • @CaptSi09
      @CaptSi09 5 месяцев назад +2

      He should've said.... I never asked to be here

  • @xvalentinoday
    @xvalentinoday 7 месяцев назад +7

    “I’m your MOTHER!”
    “Not anymore after i tell dad about this”

  • @vibezjohn9472
    @vibezjohn9472 2 года назад +321

    "You didn't ask me so no!"
    "Mom can I sleep at-"

  • @gdjohnson1023
    @gdjohnson1023 2 года назад +335

    Black house holds:
    “Get yo black ass back home”
    “Okay”

    • @UsualKoito
      @UsualKoito 2 года назад +17

      I knew it was gonna be one comment about black moms LMAO

    • @gdjohnson1023
      @gdjohnson1023 2 года назад +2

      @@UsualKoito 😂😂

    • @Mystiiiiiii
      @Mystiiiiiii 2 года назад +8

      I feel like the response should “Yes ma’am” instead of okay for some reason

    • @gdjohnson1023
      @gdjohnson1023 2 года назад +3

      @@Mystiiiiiii I say yes ma’am sometimes but as a fast response I say okay

    • @nicckycreates
      @nicckycreates 2 года назад +3

      @@Mystiiiiiii that's what I say, or "Yes Mom" but it's not all the time it's normally like "alright" and stff

  • @KaiJSY
    @KaiJSY 2 года назад +689

    "Your under my roof"
    But... I'm at my friends house

  • @maribelbotey9696
    @maribelbotey9696 4 месяца назад +2

    Wow men u nailed it u convinced her,RESPECT 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @deathbunnix2197
    @deathbunnix2197 2 года назад +279

    "I am your MOTHER"
    "After what happened with the pastor, is dad even the father?"
    Deadass thought smth like this would happen lol

  • @DogOSaurus138
    @DogOSaurus138 2 года назад +2557

    “I’m your MOTHER!”
    yeah and i’m your son, not that we have that out of the way what’s your point?

    • @robloxplayer2585
      @robloxplayer2585 2 года назад +55

      point is your getting a whopping for “talking back”

    • @JustMeta685
      @JustMeta685 2 года назад +12

      @@robloxplayer2585 or slaped

    • @oof8719
      @oof8719 2 года назад +13

      The point is you have to listen to her because she's the one that gave birth to you

    • @strawberry6686
      @strawberry6686 2 года назад +24

      @@oof8719 unless ur adopted 🙂

    • @oof8719
      @oof8719 2 года назад +17

      @@strawberry6686 Then you'd be put on adoption again 🤷‍♂️

  • @homiekeen23
    @homiekeen23 2 года назад +252

    "We were just praying for our sins!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 года назад +4

      I call bullshit.

    • @aty4282
      @aty4282 2 года назад +2

      For our johnny sins

    • @SolomonWyt
      @SolomonWyt 2 года назад

      Making them

    • @maggotbitch
      @maggotbitch 2 года назад

      Guess "praying" has taken on a whole new meaning for 2022 😂

  • @Roblox_Max_Verstappen
    @Roblox_Max_Verstappen 7 месяцев назад +38

    When you are trying to stop messaging when the notifications are still popping up

  • @holabuenosdias28030
    @holabuenosdias28030 2 года назад +168

    Realistically:
    Mom: “I born and raised you, come home NOW”

    • @borisrussko5898
      @borisrussko5898 2 года назад +5

      Even more realistically child doesn't come home freedom is better than prison

    • @INTYJudy
      @INTYJudy 2 года назад +2

      Mom I found the adoption papers!

    • @chaichaiflores
      @chaichaiflores 2 года назад

      @@borisrussko5898 The more realistic thing that will happen is that the mom will literally do anything to find your friend’s address.

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 2 года назад +2

      "I never asked to be born and raised."

    • @chaichaiflores
      @chaichaiflores 2 года назад +1

      @@evangonzalez7732 "tHen dIe!" *brings out bamboo slipper*

  • @zenuss.
    @zenuss. 2 года назад +6142

    "I'm an ADULT mom"
    one comma, one comma
    I made this comment as a joke about how a comma changed his gender, but people see it the wrong way and here we are. I have no idea why people start arguments for no reason and dont wan't to be a part of it.

    • @quirma6471
      @quirma6471 2 года назад +52

      dead

    • @homeh_22
      @homeh_22 2 года назад +84

      let’s be honest here noone under the age of 40 uses correct commas while texting

    • @zenuss.
      @zenuss. 2 года назад +200

      @@homeh_22 you don't even know how wrong you are, there's a bunch of people i know who use commas

    • @homeh_22
      @homeh_22 2 года назад +28

      @@zenuss. that’s your life bud, because I only know about 3 people who uses hyperly correct grammar while texting their friends, two of them are over the age of 60

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 2 года назад +125

      @@homeh_22 I use commas when they change the context, also you just used commas. Congratulations you played yourself

  • @Itsukikiwa
    @Itsukikiwa 2 года назад +213

    “I’m your MOTHER!!”
    “Well and who’s my dad?”

    • @blancanavarro8021
      @blancanavarro8021 2 года назад +13

      Pastor john

    • @Itsukikiwa
      @Itsukikiwa 2 года назад +6

      @@blancanavarro8021 *dramatic gasp*

    • @tori.singss29
      @tori.singss29 2 года назад +3

      @@blancanavarro8021 *gasps in peruvian spanish*

  • @guardiannightgaming7147
    @guardiannightgaming7147 4 месяца назад +1

    ‘’All you need to say is please’’😂😂😂😂😂

  • @candi_chng
    @candi_chng 2 года назад +404

    “Cause your under MY roof!”
    Me:”He’s in a car-“

    • @Insomia404
      @Insomia404 2 года назад +7

      If he sleeps over, he would technically not be under her roof, and by extension, not need her permission

    • @papadoc331
      @papadoc331 2 года назад +1

      @@Insomia404 he still LIVES under her roof

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 2 года назад

      @@papadoc331 he could change that

    • @jfashion04
      @jfashion04 2 года назад

      No you LIVE under. Have you never heard that saying before?!

  • @gabriel_animated
    @gabriel_animated 2 года назад +93

    I love how the library card was important enough to be mentioned

  • @Twelvenuns1400
    @Twelvenuns1400 2 года назад +757

    I still woulda got told no and that I was being “disrespectful” 💀 nd they most def woulda called in the midst of me texting.

    • @jaybright378
      @jaybright378 2 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @milotheoperator
      @milotheoperator 2 года назад +3

      Valid

    • @34randomly34
      @34randomly34 2 года назад +5

      I will say : HOW? I JUST WANNA SLEEP OVER

    • @sportyt2
      @sportyt2 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 года назад +3

      My mom got mad at me for using my phone (tracking app) at school-
      When she literally called me during class which is why I used it.

  • @realvividy
    @realvividy 5 месяцев назад +126

    Praying, smoking cuz stressed, praying on couch with Pastor “John”, this is literally Young Sheldon
    edit: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah thats all ima say

  • @kn-842
    @kn-842 2 года назад +1990

    Then they hit you with the “Because I said so” or the “Your grounded” or the “If your an adult then you can live in your own house”

    • @piscacatalt
      @piscacatalt 2 года назад +97

      “If you’re an adult then you can live in your own house.”
      “Exactly, that’s why I’m at my friend’s house. I’m moving in with them.”

    • @GameOver-nm2us
      @GameOver-nm2us 2 года назад +10

      @@piscacatalt that still ain't his own house

    • @piscacatalt
      @piscacatalt 2 года назад +21

      @@GameOver-nm2us I mean, depends on how you define “your house.” Do you call your parents’ home “my house” as a child? Or do you call it “my parents’ house”? It’s a genuine cultural difference apparently… If you would call your parents’ house “my house”, then if you move in with a friend to like officially live there, that place would become your house, because it’s the house you live in. If “my house” can only refer to a place you pay for, then yeah you’d need to actually start renting but maybe you can stay with the friend until you get said place.

    • @GameOver-nm2us
      @GameOver-nm2us 2 года назад

      @@piscacatalt nah who tf said "my parent's house" ofc I said my house, but I don' t mean it literally

    • @piscacatalt
      @piscacatalt 2 года назад +7

      @@GameOver-nm2us Ah, okay. I didn’t mean any offense, I’ve just read full conversations of people saying like they weren’t allowed to call their house, their house, because their parents insisted it didn’t belong to them. It’s sad but unfortunately happens…

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 2 года назад +276

    "Heh, blackmail!"
    -Mabel, Gravity Falls

    • @45441
      @45441 2 года назад +4

      🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
      Lol ur bad
      Jk lol

    • @nismo29
      @nismo29 2 года назад +1

      @@45441 😐

    • @45441
      @45441 2 года назад +1

      @@nismo29 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ thats u plus this u 🧑‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻🧑‍💻🧑‍💻🧑‍💻🧑‍💻

    • @uselessfrog4030
      @uselessfrog4030 2 года назад +1

      @@45441 this was even cringier than the original comment.

    • @goku_mui281
      @goku_mui281 2 года назад

      Gravity Falls?

  • @DelisticVibe
    @DelisticVibe 11 месяцев назад +1739

    I thought he was going to say
    “We were just praying for our sins”
    “Nah you were creating and doing more sins”
    😂💀

  • @skz165
    @skz165 4 месяца назад +3

    lmao not the library card 😂😂

  • @constantrook963yt7
    @constantrook963yt7 2 года назад +528

    "IM YOUR MOTHER"
    Me: then what is this hm? **sends a pic of adoption papers**

    • @hyprolink1029
      @hyprolink1029 2 года назад +6

      I could technically do that, I was adopted shortly after birth.

  • @T4R0-Kik
    @T4R0-Kik 11 месяцев назад +176

    "You never ask me " most iconic words😭

    • @LIL_LiLVani
      @LIL_LiLVani 10 месяцев назад +3

      The lines most common in parents fr fr 😭

    • @T4R0-Kik
      @T4R0-Kik 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@LIL_LiLVani yuh😭😭

    • @ste19869
      @ste19869 10 месяцев назад +3

      60th liker

    • @T4R0-Kik
      @T4R0-Kik 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ste19869 tysmm

    • @gonzalobalbuena5869
      @gonzalobalbuena5869 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hi

  • @JohnPetreyMusic
    @JohnPetreyMusic 2 года назад +143

    "So you're an adult you can pay rent, food and utilities too"

    • @quack2889
      @quack2889 2 года назад +1

      Your house, your problem.

    • @bladezero5327
      @bladezero5327 2 года назад +1

      Legit I love how no one is talking about this is how a parent would respond

    • @amariellerose
      @amariellerose 2 года назад +2

      True! I help my mum out with food and board. If you want to be independent and if you want the respect of your parents who let you live under your roof rent-free, maybe try actually helping them out and not being a self-entitled, lazy potato. Of course, you shall no doubt argue against everything I've written. But people are so used to being spoon-fed, and lack any sort of responsibility.

    • @danielclaw8251
      @danielclaw8251 2 года назад +2

      I think that's actually a valid response.
      You can't have a big talk about being an adult with a Job because you don't want to listen to your parents, if they give you where to live, free food, and pay wifi, electricity and all the bills then you aren't an adult, just an employed overgrown kid.

    • @ekohw
      @ekohw 2 года назад +2

      @@amariellerose except when you pay rent, bills, and buy your own food and pay for your phone ect and they still try to treat you like a child
      Threatening your kid with a place to live just because you can't boss them around anymore is toxic- honestly them saying you need permission to do xyz and if you "back" talk then you get threatened regardless of the bills you pay because the excuse of "give adults respect because they are adults" doesn't apply to you
      That's a toxic parent who doesn't respect their child and doesn't deserve any respect in return

  • @alexandrucristianstoica
    @alexandrucristianstoica 4 месяца назад +2

    - Где ты, тебе домой надо?
    - Я сплю над домом моего друга.
    - Ты никогда не спрашивал меня, так что НЕТ!
    - Помни обещание после того, как я увидел, как ты куришь.
    - Я очень в стрессе, как ты смеешь!
    (500 лайков за 2 часть =])

  • @EpicTheArtistYt
    @EpicTheArtistYt Год назад +276

    *BROS SLEEP OVER IS IN THE CAR* 😂💀
    *Had Me DyiNG*

    • @FellaTails
      @FellaTails 11 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he was on a dark room and after i look at this comment i just realised lol-

  • @AllieC.
    @AllieC. 11 месяцев назад +45

    The amount of typos there would be if me and my mom had this conversation!!😂

  • @kaeyaskrew512
    @kaeyaskrew512 2 года назад +706

    this is literally always happens to me and my mom and dad lol

    • @yl5337
      @yl5337 2 года назад +2

      Damn, if I did that.. (well I SOMETIMES did) I'll literally gonna get a beating

    • @leblobfish4825
      @leblobfish4825 2 года назад +1

      Protective parents are ok except when they enter 16 at least let them be free but not entirely but still more freedom than your childhood time. Then 20 it's just their own lives now

  • @MR_GOOFY-e6i
    @MR_GOOFY-e6i Месяц назад +1

    I like the fact when he said all that the mom realizes hes growing❤

  • @diddlydoodis
    @diddlydoodis 2 года назад +934

    “I’m sleeping over my friends house.”
    him: literally in a car

    • @chaoticresonance9830
      @chaoticresonance9830 2 года назад +11

      I actually didn't realize that until I read your comment.

    • @mrquitiquit5734
      @mrquitiquit5734 2 года назад +10

      I think he just got there

    • @Local_Gacha_Therian.
      @Local_Gacha_Therian. 2 года назад +1

      He drving there in his hona civic that his "mother " gave him.

    • @syukrichannel8066
      @syukrichannel8066 2 года назад +3

      Sometimes we're lying about the sleep over .. we went somewhere else the whole night

    • @RoyaltyBoxing
      @RoyaltyBoxing 2 года назад +1

      I’m pretty sure he was lying and actually sneaking out

  • @NexiumOG
    @NexiumOG Год назад +431

    The typing sound 💀

    • @wtf_isgender
      @wtf_isgender 11 месяцев назад +3

      It’s just drums what’s wrong with it?

    • @Cordelia-p9y
      @Cordelia-p9y 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@wtf_isgender its funny.

    • @wtf_isgender
      @wtf_isgender 11 месяцев назад

      Oh. @@Cordelia-p9y

    • @gloriagargadi9200
      @gloriagargadi9200 11 месяцев назад +1

      frrrrr

    • @Tonewnice2100
      @Tonewnice2100 11 месяцев назад +2

      HOW​ IS IT FUNNY LIKE WHAT? @@Cordelia-p9y

  • @phonkageddon
    @phonkageddon 2 года назад +381

    everyone gangsta till mom starts crying 😭

    • @thecatholicnextdoor3058
      @thecatholicnextdoor3058 2 года назад +14

      Fr bruh😭😭😭😹😹😹😹

    • @_.MDEdItZ._
      @_.MDEdItZ._ Год назад +16

      I can't handle my mom crying😢

    • @Hypnotichypno
      @Hypnotichypno Год назад +1

      Ye I know

    • @veliwu081.
      @veliwu081. Год назад +6

      then ill type a whole apology essay and come back home

    • @SillySud
      @SillySud Год назад +2

      here before a random little kid comments
      "well actually i wouldn't care becuz i am sigma male ☝️🤓"

  • @chicken
    @chicken 5 месяцев назад +11

    "Sorry, I'm allergic to drama"

  • @obedotto4465
    @obedotto4465 11 месяцев назад +42

    Respect for the drummer💪

  • @matt._.5127
    @matt._.5127 2 года назад +263

    damn, imagine.. mine go like this:
    “**snaps fingers over text**”
    “**teleports back**”

  • @ObsessedWithMuichiro
    @ObsessedWithMuichiro 2 года назад +53

    "I'm your MOTHER!"
    *sends a pic of the adoption papers*
    "Are you sure about that?"

  • @FerrarisWorld
    @FerrarisWorld 5 месяцев назад +1

    I’m sorry you’ve watched a little too much young Sheldon
    I totally haven’t 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dishasaini3981
    @dishasaini3981 2 года назад +98

    "We were just praying for our sins"
    Oh, I bet you were

  • @soulissold
    @soulissold 2 года назад +77

    “I carried you for 9 months!”
    Mom, I found my adoption papers..

    • @vic8cookies
      @vic8cookies Год назад +3

      Is he was adopted as an infant she probably still *carried* him for about nine months.

  • @stal2281
    @stal2281 2 года назад +79

    Mom: "Come home now. I want you home in 10 Minutes.
    Me in another country: *guess I'll die*

  • @Azaria-e2u
    @Azaria-e2u 11 часов назад +1

    The son won the texting battle💀💀

  • @Christian305Chen
    @Christian305Chen 2 года назад +231

    “You live under my roof!”
    Me: Im at a sleep over so rn I don’t 😏

  • @GhostsideerOnRoblox
    @GhostsideerOnRoblox Год назад +52

    Bro unleashed his ultimate move 😂

  • @livywithane
    @livywithane 2 года назад +98

    "But mom... YOU BROUGHT me to their house! So I'm under THEIR ROOF!"
    "Oh yeah... stop yelling."

    • @ForeverDakota1
      @ForeverDakota1 2 года назад

      you would never talk to your mom like that

    • @heaurt_147
      @heaurt_147 2 года назад

      @@ForeverDakota1 I am 😄

  • @user-eu8qp7ws4h
    @user-eu8qp7ws4h 5 месяцев назад

    “We were just praying for our sins, OK” 😂😂

  • @taroumaru1893
    @taroumaru1893 2 года назад +20

    That “ok😇” was kinda wholesome. Didn’t expect it to end like that

    • @TheRealSU24
      @TheRealSU24 2 года назад

      "OK 😇" means she's gonna beat his ass when he gets home

  • @Oatmealcorn
    @Oatmealcorn 2 года назад +2838

    "U forgot the main part"
    "I carried u for 9 months"
    Edit: @thiss deign brando 💀

  • @alittlebeetle4131
    @alittlebeetle4131 Год назад +70

    "We're praying for our sins" 💀💀💀

  • @DickFaith-p9g
    @DickFaith-p9g 3 месяца назад

    Okay this wasn’t what I was expecting it was morrrrrrreeee 😂😂😂😂
    The typing was just extraordinarily awesome 👏 😂😂

  • @Starry_and_moon_VR
    @Starry_and_moon_VR 11 месяцев назад +18

    Wait anyone else thinking of young Sheldon with pastor John sitting on the couch praying?
    😅

  • @_sod4xdrugs1
    @_sod4xdrugs1 2 года назад +978

    Bro I can never talk to my mom like that, I’d be at the adoption center 🥲✨

    • @roqeebaholayiwola1348
      @roqeebaholayiwola1348 2 года назад +26

      Nah bro, my parents would've teleported to me, unalived me then set me up for adoption.

    • @jamessimpkins7056
      @jamessimpkins7056 2 года назад +5

      again?????

    • @Star_Rl
      @Star_Rl 2 года назад +6

      For the second time? (Just kidding)

    • @_sod4xdrugs1
      @_sod4xdrugs1 2 года назад +2

      @@Star_Rl yeah 😭

    • @alexia4832
      @alexia4832 2 года назад +1

      He is an adult

  • @ginaram7215
    @ginaram7215 10 месяцев назад +84

    "WE WERE JUST PRAYING, WE WERE JUST PRAYING."
    : Marry : From Young Sheldon

  • @Matt_8000
    @Matt_8000 4 месяца назад

    That was the most intense text battle I’ve ever seen
    Glad he took home a rare W

  • @jhennytorrecarion5414
    @jhennytorrecarion5414 Год назад +50

    Imagine doing this and your mom still said no😂😂😅❤

  • @Akiraaurrr
    @Akiraaurrr 2 года назад +222

    "Ok (angel emoji)"
    Me: you know you are dead after that..
    Edit: ok 😇

    • @dripollo4788
      @dripollo4788 2 года назад +5

      she definitely packed his bags after that

    • @tabbyx9926
      @tabbyx9926 2 года назад

      Ok 😇

    • @troykinnison4575
      @troykinnison4575 2 года назад

      Pro tip #36
      If you thank everyone for the LIKES
      u get auto dislike by most

    • @denisecraig8141
      @denisecraig8141 2 года назад

      After 18 I had to keep reminding my kids to stop asking permission because they were grown up now. Just let me know if you won't be home as a common courtesy. Our job is to train them to leave the nest.

  • @aryanjacobo9578
    @aryanjacobo9578 2 года назад +428

    Me: "Saying it to my Asian Mom
    "not even a minute yet ;-;"
    Me rn: "R.I.P."

    • @useemnice
      @useemnice 2 года назад

      Fr

    • @TrueIncredible
      @TrueIncredible 2 года назад

      TIP: Kill your mom and dad. be like andrew tate. BREATHE AIR!

  • @Pupperling-rm9kq
    @Pupperling-rm9kq 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ended that like a champ. Respect

  • @Rat-Lordd
    @Rat-Lordd Год назад +306

    I love how he got Young Sheldon included with this 😂

  • @malray
    @malray 2 года назад +252

    bro the mom was waiting for him to say that

  • @TDB1.
    @TDB1. 2 года назад +192

    The fact I have a cousin who a pastor and named John-

  • @yourFavorit_Commenter
    @yourFavorit_Commenter 6 часов назад +1

    "we were praying for our sins"
    "praying on your knees alright :)"

  • @TheGummybear.
    @TheGummybear. 2 года назад +83

    I can't stop watching this it is so addictive!

  • @laufey.k
    @laufey.k 2 года назад +437

    kids with screen time limit: *“Your Limit has been reached”*
    “FU-“

    • @podobunny1
      @podobunny1 2 года назад +9

      Oh yeah *couldnt* be *me* 😅

    • @fletzyproductions1190
      @fletzyproductions1190 2 года назад +1

      @@podobunny1 same

    • @magnolificent
      @magnolificent 2 года назад +5

      @@podobunny1 was me lol and then i got rid of it somehow

    • @notarobot1231
      @notarobot1231 2 года назад +1

      Way to bypass it is to have your parents have everything the same password so you learn the password… def not speaking from experience 2 hours after screen time…

    • @podobunny1
      @podobunny1 2 года назад

      @@notarobot1231 pfft- 😂 ok

  • @S-ae-vage_gurl.
    @S-ae-vage_gurl. Год назад +81

    The long sentence is so relatable, i usually write long sentences when i'm stressed and when i'm fighting with someone (i don't talk like that to my parents)💀

  • @fawazowolabi-l8g
    @fawazowolabi-l8g 6 дней назад +1

    The background beat smoothly went with the chatting

  • @mushi4112
    @mushi4112 2 года назад +27

    "I'm an adult with a library card"🤣🤣

  • @mrpretzelthegamer4196
    @mrpretzelthegamer4196 2 года назад +470

    Bro my mom would’ve texted back “if your such an adult with your library card then you should be able to move out now. Your stuff is on the driveway. Have fun!😀”

  • @itz_winnyx
    @itz_winnyx 2 года назад +62

    Editors when hear the song you feat with this song, but they still can't choose what's the better song with this video:💀

  • @OwenRodriguesdaCruz
    @OwenRodriguesdaCruz 4 месяца назад +1

    Friend : we can chill at my house
    Him : where do you live
    Friend : in my car

  • @oItzBlack
    @oItzBlack 2 года назад +29

    "The rarest moment caught on camera"
    "A SON WINS A ARGUMENT WITH HIS MUM!!!"

  • @yourfavabi
    @yourfavabi 2 года назад +26

    "Stop being like an obstacle and be a mom" DAMNNN

  • @selbypollard2
    @selbypollard2 11 месяцев назад +29

    That escalated quickly

  • @ZombiekingRBLX
    @ZombiekingRBLX 5 месяцев назад +1

    I thought the mom was gonna text “your cousin is on your computer”

  • @devoffline
    @devoffline 2 года назад +206

    The best scene from drumline.