Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear bla
7:05 & 19:13 Blarg Stuck, 19:25 Mattcar 16:20 Grizzy.mp3 20:02 Rated PGA Kryoz, 23:44 KryozGaming, the type of person to wear glasses on his ears 21:31 BigPeriodPanda, 22:20 Hockey Bonus 25:40 Live-action Tom & Jerry movie IRL
@@slendydie1267 no they were not that many holes in the video and plus they edited thing out in the hole u see and there is 30 hole in the video but some u see 5 seconds of it
@@xoqcu for me, it was the way he said it, like "hmm i wonder if i squint my ears" like it's some casual thing LOL I'm laughing just thinking about it rn
4:20 I love how this is a real physics example of a table that no matter what angle you hit it at it will go in the hole (Of course drag and shot power make it theoretical)
@@the404error7 because the person making the comment is a dirty self promoter. Self promoters like to make the excuse that they're a commenter, an overused excuse to hide the truth and that there a scumbag
23:45 after rewatching this video for literally 2 years now I just heard what kryoz said and of course it had to realized when I'm drinking, I spit laugh by drink on my xbox dude :(
Did he just say....he did... 23:52 blarg: well... well... well... BYZEEE how the TURNS TABLE?!?!? .... I'm like 51% sure that sentence is not correct(hence why I commented) ... if it is I'm sorry I'm high and drunk of my ass right now... luv you SMII7Y
Not gonna lie, you have a lot of characters in your channel name. I mean... You have Milk Bag -Small and lovable mascot, the child of the Milk Man Dynasty You have Milk Carton - Mr. Reliable, he’s like the big brother of the Milk Man Dynasty, you see him on almost every thumbnail You have Milk Man - He’s the Main Man of the Milk Dynasty, he is the perfect soldier, athlete, you name it. He is the new representative of the channel
Yea but thats with some editing but whenever smitty does it he has lots of high effort edits like zooms and stuff while marks editing is more slow paced while smittys is more fast pace in your face visuals and sfx
Funny story: I was watching this in the background while playing some minecraft. I'd beaten the Ender Dragon, got the egg, and was exploring for an end city. Props to you, Smitty for making the video so entertaining that I got distracted and walked right off into the void. It was hardcore mode, too. :(
Tony Hank is just Alternate Universe Tony Hawk that ended up playing in those quiet ass golfing competitions where they snap instead of clapping and the snacks they sell are tiny sandwiches with no crust.
This was an absolute pleasure to see my map played! Thank you so much and I hope you guys enjoyed it!
Good job! You deserve more credit
It’s clear how much effort you put Into this map. Good job dog✊🏻💪🏻
You did so well!!
It was very well made!
Man this was an impressive map! Cudos! Where do I find these?
I am professional golfmanguy
he is professional golfmanguy
totally... :)
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear bla
@@AxxLAfriku because Donald trump has enough money to buy all Walmart’s in America
golfmanguy is a professional
Bro just wait till he puts all golf videos together and calls it “THE Longest video containing golf in the history of the UNIVERSE”
THE L UNIVERSE
Bro don’t give him ideas
You know he reads comments right? Adding fuel to the fire
Its just a whole week long
Well he can't post it, since this is the aforementioned longest video he's going to post
7:05 & 19:13 Blarg Stuck, 19:25 Mattcar
16:20 Grizzy.mp3
20:02 Rated PGA Kryoz, 23:44 KryozGaming, the type of person to wear glasses on his ears
21:31 BigPeriodPanda, 22:20 Hockey Bonus
25:40 Live-action Tom & Jerry movie IRL
13:36 Blarg's voice crack.
23:34 Big”Giga”-lyPanda
Thank you... Now I can laugh my butt of all at once
22:38 i will not say anything
Whoever did that Grizzy.mp3 was way too on point
"Is the period over?"
The most Canadian joke yet
is that something canadian or smth? i remember doing that thougj
@@Graulas hockey joke
@@silver7215 i thought that was a school reference but now i get it too, forgot they were called periods
@@Graulas yeah, I only know cuz I watched this video a few times before already
@@Graulas Damn I didn't realize some schools had a nuclear air raid siren to let them know when class ends.
EDIT: That or a tie fighter.
21:30 I’m crying with laughter, I can’t wait to see Panda’s POV
Same
I couldn't fucking breathe after this holy shit
Panda be screaming like Goku going Super Saiyan
i couldnt breathe after the "If i squint my ears" comment lmfao
DIED...
"If i squint my ears..." is one of the funniest things I've heard John say
Timestamp?
@@DylanOVB thank you :3
@Bipolar Bryan its named the longest golf video! and im too lazy :P
@@daniyalnaqvi6378 23:24
@@daniyalnaqvi6378 ni. L Main p ni. P.
"i wasnt recording, can we do it again?"
I laughed a bit-
edit: wtf is happening in my replys- also how the fuck did i get this many likes-
8bit
16bit
32bit
128bit
@@WuzUpPup 256bit
22:48 byze and smiity connected their minds for a second for that shit
23:34 when you got the pass but still nervous
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he said the n word
I don’t know why, but I love these Golf It videos and 28 minutes is not nearly enough
I don’t feel like we got to see 50 holes, anyone want to count how many smii7y actually put in the video?
@@Skellyinmycloset yea because u didn’t see 50 holes the video would probably be a hour or more if there were all 50
@@ryandickface6116 That wouldn't be a problem, IMO
@@ryandickface6116 wouldn't be an hour it would be about 40 mins probably. This video was like 34-35 holes.
@@slendydie1267 no they were not that many holes in the video and plus they edited thing out in the hole u see and there is 30 hole in the video but some u see 5 seconds of it
Matt: "I'm putting a midroll here"
**immediately gets midroll**
Bruh same
😂😂
Me too
LMAO u had it too
Well yeah they can time them. He did that on purpose, everyone gets it there
Blarg is the funniest member of the GOONS when he’s with Smii7y and John
Thats because blarg and smii7y have known each other for a very long time and smii7y and john are actually the same person
Faxxxxxxx
What are the GOONS?
@@ratman7212 you've never seen the goonies
true, only funny with smitty and john
Matt: "I'm putting a midroll here"
Me: Instantly gets a 6min add
Universe: "You're god damn right😎"
Dude just happened to me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys know that he can choose the timing of midrolls right?
@@lennartstockl5826 Still funny
21:40 Anthony’s laugh sounds like he is crying at the same time
Tony Hank:
I sell skateboard and skateboard accessories.
“I also work for the DEA”
reki wants to know your location
Tony hank: I love to skateboard, especially with my brother's friend Wilson
stop the cap
"squint my ears" got me crying laughing bruh lmao
That shit had my waking up the whole house, fr.
John is so underrated
I don’t think it was that funny I think , Is the period over, and Tony Hank were a lot funnier
@@xoqcu for me, it was the way he said it, like "hmm i wonder if i squint my ears" like it's some casual thing LOL I'm laughing just thinking about it rn
XD smi7y
Just wait, next golf video is gonna be titled; “I’m not kidding this time, this is actually the longest golf video I’ll post (Golf It Funny Moments)”
And it's going to be an hour long, I'll keep dreaming on until then
Part 1...
the longer videos are just miracles from the heavens
@@cezarsoba s01e01 oh god..
Everybodz gangsta till the Video timer hits the 7th digit
0:44 Ooh, Why thank you.
✨💀✨
im dont usually laugh at jokes in videos but 21:30 had me wheezing and choking on air
"im dont"
“im putting a mid-roll here”
proceeds to get an ad
Same
Same
same
Same
RUclips Vanced for the win lmao, I haven't had ads in like a year
21:34 I swear I couldn't breath during this part!! I cry laughed so hard!
That one flew right over my head
literally died lughing havent laughed so hard in a while
I fell and broke my finger luaghin at that😂😂😂
@@infinitiv525 same
@@mattdiaz8574 it’s one of two things: class or a girl.
Matt sounds like Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry" when Tom is getting his toes hit?😂😂 You can find it at 25:39.
Holy shit hahahaha
Absolutely cultured
I wasn’t expecting the full yell I was expecting the “YAHAHOWWWWWWW”
Nice fiund
HAHAHAHAH OMG YES
The title is no longer true
fr
Dam
By 27 seconds
there is one that is 41 minutes long@@gadiellukesevilla998
Freddy?
"man that shit had three different types of lube on it" 23:14
wait a damn minute
The second Matt says "I'm putting a mid roll here", I get hit with an ad. Curse you Matt.
Yeah same haha
Same
laughs in ad blocker
@@The_Ratussy replies in ad blocker
Laughs in YT premium
3:16 smii7ys little sad “no?” When no one understood his joke
"I'm putting a midroll here." *Ad Plays*
Madlad.
not with RUclips premium 😎
DAMNT SMIZY
@@ebie5185 YAS 😎
Smii7y: I am Coming 14:12
John: Yes i can feel the warmth
Lol
when Kryoz was talking about the 3 different types of lubes on that hole LMFAO!!!!! 23:07
4:20 I love how this is a real physics example of a table that no matter what angle you hit it at it will go in the hole (Of course drag and shot power make it theoretical)
Lmao
@Hudson The Destroyer no that's for some elipses not circles
Blaze it
how is the time stamp 420
“Is the period over?” -SMii7Y 2021
“Period 2 over” -SMii7Y 2021
Bruh I'm from South-Africa and you saying in the beninging made me laugh my ass off😂😂
Same😂
My condolences, I’m praying for you to get your ass back 🙏😔
Oath bru😂😂
@@kirbygriffin1 😔😔😔
Bra nah. Jacob will foreva be OG beninging
21:30 that has to he the most just genuine pissed scream I've ever heard lol
Vote here to have SMII7Y start another channel and have UNCUT videos
Smii7y+
23:43 _"But if I squint my ears"_
XD
"I'm putting a midroll here"
Cookie Run Kingdom: SICK
Ah, A Fellow Cookie Run fan i see you there!
men, women, and they/thems of culture right here
25:38 Tom the cat got his foot smashed again
Oh my God so fucking true
That’s sad, someone said this joke before you. Big rip.
Lol what
9:31
SM117y: this is a hole-in-one attempt!
...
AAHN 😩
22:38 when blarg has been spending too much time w the goons
I feel like I’ve seen this title before
Because you have
Hmmmmm
19:23 that car sound got me laughing on the ground... I don't know why tho (:
pov: you're not early you're just at the right time
Yes we need you
pov: you have read this comment on several different videos.
@@the404error7 because the person making the comment is a dirty self promoter. Self promoters like to make the excuse that they're a commenter, an overused excuse to hide the truth and that there a scumbag
I just realized today that the Launch sound effect Smi7y uses, example 15:22. Is actually just the sound of the TF2 Rocket Launcher Firing.
Finally found this milkbag from my childhood, thanks for the memories
Half of stuff john says just goes unnoticed in the background 😂
“I’m putting a midroll here.” And so he did
That faster was one of my favorite throwbacks to when John said it “no man should have all that POWER”
0:46 I nearly choked on my cheeseburger xD
OmmGG I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER???! XDDDDDDDDDD SMOL BEANNNN / j
Beesechunger
23:45 after rewatching this video for literally 2 years now I just heard what kryoz said and of course it had to realized when I'm drinking, I spit laugh by drink on my xbox dude :(
20:02 IM STRAIGHT SQUEAKIN
Squeak squeak
Did he just say....he did...
23:52
blarg: well... well... well... BYZEEE how the TURNS TABLE?!?!?
.... I'm like 51% sure that sentence is not correct(hence why I commented) ... if it is I'm sorry I'm high and drunk of my ass right now...
luv you SMII7Y
it’s correct, have a lovely time sobering up
24:14. The Propane Skater
Yea XD
24:14 OMG IM "TONY HANK"! oh man
18:26
"Oh shit, it's water."
Why yes, it's me. :)
22:38 thats a smii7y minus clip if ive ever seen one
21:31 Jiggly turned into the man trying to break the egg lmao
Another day, another “Longest Golf Video”
20:25 Oh wow. That would have driven me fucking insane. Haha.
24:50
kryoz is such funny man
24:14 "Oh my god I'm Tony Hank!" Got me bro💀
21:50 i can breathe im laughing so hard
Oh, well that's nice to know you can breathe..
4:04 The moments Smii7y sees an opportunity to score in a different hole, you bet your ass he's gonna do it
9:33 😩😩😩✨✨✨
😩 🥵
Watched this on 9/11 not knowing there was a 9/11 joke lmao
"Is the period over?" Actually had my crying bro lmaoo
Not gonna lie, you have a lot of characters in your channel name. I mean...
You have Milk Bag
-Small and lovable mascot, the child of the Milk Man Dynasty
You have Milk Carton
- Mr. Reliable, he’s like the big brother of the Milk Man Dynasty, you see him on almost every thumbnail
You have Milk Man
- He’s the Main Man of the Milk Dynasty, he is the perfect soldier, athlete, you name it. He is the new representative of the channel
Yes
No Ted Nivison has taken the title of Milk Man
I love the like solid 10 seconds of laughing at the "is the period over joke"
Edit: I timed it, it was actually 20 seconds lmfao
Smii7y: im coming im coming im coming-
Kryoz: I can feel it, I can feel the warmth
I physically gagged ffs
In de beningging , SOUTH AFRIKA GANG😂😂
Are we not going to talk about 15:33
Ok lets be honest
The recommendations didnt have to bring you here
Anthony’s hockey scream made me choke on soda and then laugh for another 10 minutes
These 4 together always make my chest and stomach hurt from laughing too hard
The joke from 1:13 crazy 😂 The fact that a president from South Africa said it like that
Little does he know that this wasn’t the longest golf video ever
Best way to start off 2021, “is the period over?”
I like how in this video, Smii7y went for a long distance separate hole, and finally made it.
I can't stop replaying that "I'm so alone" joke
"pumpkins are pretty sexy"
Jiggly: *human goofy laugh*
The entire video was just Smii7y screaming at the goons to git gud at Golf It and then them not changing 😂
Love you silly milk bag!
Longest Golf Video: 28 minutes
Any Markiplier golf video: 45 minutes-1 hour long.
Yea but thats with some editing but whenever smitty does it he has lots of high effort edits like zooms and stuff while marks editing is more slow paced while smittys is more fast pace in your face visuals and sfx
Blarg just makes my day when he speaks. It's weird.
"This is the longest golf video I will ever post " : Who are you?
This video: I'm you, but longer
22:20 GETCHA CAHTAH HAHTS HERE
21:30 had me actually coughing from laughing, what was that?! 😂
"in the beninning" XD damn smii7y you got me there
Anthony at 20:14: "The only word I actually have to cut out of my videos"
Me: "There is another"
Blarg is a fricking GEM 😂 cant even hold myself
Funny story: I was watching this in the background while playing some minecraft. I'd beaten the Ender Dragon, got the egg, and was exploring for an end city. Props to you, Smitty for making the video so entertaining that I got distracted and walked right off into the void. It was hardcore mode, too. :(
9:35 is literally the funniest thing I've seen all day
5:36
Puberty hit Smii7y pretty hard-
Tony Hank is just Alternate Universe Tony Hawk that ended up playing in those quiet ass golfing competitions where they snap instead of clapping and the snacks they sell are tiny sandwiches with no crust.
Jazz hands instead of clapping lol
3:02
And here we can here a demon leaving after seeing what's inside the quiet kid's head
3:02 SMii7Y: "Matt?"
Matt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
when smii7y said "is ur period over" it made me realize i watch his golf it vids during mine for comfort xd and only his golf it ones as well lol
damn i was right here we are again
well shit im here yet again
“Pumpkins are sexy” *giggles in welyn*
so i recreated smii7y's youtube chanel on my private server
21:20 has to be the funniest part
“Is the period over?” 😂😂😂 I was crying
I appreciate that he says "Is the period over?" and it's followed by 30 seconds of a group of guys giggling.
Truly, hanging with da boyz
My gravestone (died of choking on oatmeal while watching smiizy)
I laughed SOOOOOO HARD