@@tmart710 no not at all, if you want to look it up it's the wakeshau Christmas parade, it's pretty gruseome but I saw him hit the dancing grannies, then we ran because some lady said he had a gun. We ran to our car and locked the doors, but we couldn't leave because all of the people running were blocking us out, turns out he had no gun, but pretty gruseome to see some cute old ladies get slaughterer by a guy in his car right in front of you, im 15 now and I still haven't gotten over i
Haha she really had the gall to say “your mother should’ve swallowed you” in court. In shows and movies usually the victim statements are all emotional but worded more appropriately. That shit’s scripted to fit a narrative so in real life you just know there’s gotta be times where the victims absolutely go in with their statements. I’m sure there’s a lot of hilarious stuff like that we’ll never hear about.
I literally live 10 minutes away from the Waukesha Christmas parade and a few of my friends went there, luckily none of them were hurt but I knew some people who literally had other kids die in their arms it was super crazy and sad. Me and my family were thinking about going, but I'm so glad we didnt
The judge goes incognito and sneaks out a secret tunnel under the court house and change identities. They have to give justice where justice is due. To remain safe from any retaliation they have to remain private from the community. This goes for prosecutors as well. The fear of being targeted by crazies has got to be crazy high in that line of work.
During hunting season. My dad got a swat call for the devin brooks parade. We were one of the first people to know in the state that was on the opposite side of the state. Tragic. Rest in peace to the 6 victims that day
its so fucked up that mfs will kill teenagers. not only teenagers but also just people who had so many years left to live. my prayers go out to that 14 and 16 year old, also to the people who have died to manslaughter. no one deserves that. its truly fucked up.
Joe never fails to open me up and spread my cheeks and fill me up with white joy as i scream in happiness while he pats me on the head like a good boy.
I went to a college right up the road from where that Waukesha parade event happened. I knew a ton of ppl who were at the parade and it was crazy. (Luckily none of them were hurt)
I heard a story a while ago where some guy stabbed and killed a man in front of his infant daughter outside of a Starbucks because the father asked the guy to stop vaping near his kid. Even worse some guy recorded the guy bleeding out and posted it on TikTok instead of helping or calling an ambulance. Some people are just unhinged.
The first guy just REEKS of class tbh. The beer belly, the buzzcut, the shitty forearm tattoos, inability to take ANY accountability for being an idiot, you can really tell he's an extremely distinguished gentleman
saying “your mom should have swallowed you” in a court room is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Nah there was one where a guy sa’d multiple woman and all of them stated that he had a small penis😭
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Some shit I say in cod lobbies 😂
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you know it’s bouta be a good friday night when joe uploads
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Who’s watching this in 2024 thinking about the guy who tackled the judge 😂
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Hahahahahh😂😂😂😂😂
joe never fails to fill my insides up
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Joe never fails to make jokes about the darkest things
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy my hampster is dead
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@@RealCashy sorry
@@TippyHippy what did bro do 💀
Joe never fails to make me smile as much as possible
2:01 not the headphone Dent😭
i love it when joe fills me all the way up... with laughter...
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You had me in the first half ngl 💀
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May all the Victims Rest In Peace. May God be with them, their loved ones, and their whole community. God Rest and Bless their Souls.
Amen. 😢
Amen😢
"you should've been swallowed"😂😂😂
These “Joe never fails to” are getting wild bro
None of them are false 🤑
I was at that parade, it was horrible and it still gives me nightmares to this day.
what parade
@@ReptasiIIo Wakeshau Christmas Parade
@@Electrixzzz i wasn't there directly but my friends were
im sorry was everyone ok
@@tmart710 no not at all, if you want to look it up it's the wakeshau Christmas parade, it's pretty gruseome but I saw him hit the dancing grannies, then we ran because some lady said he had a gun. We ran to our car and locked the doors, but we couldn't leave because all of the people running were blocking us out, turns out he had no gun, but pretty gruseome to see some cute old ladies get slaughterer by a guy in his car right in front of you, im 15 now and I still haven't gotten over i
the dent in joes head when he took his headphones off 😭😭
Haha she really had the gall to say “your mother should’ve swallowed you” in court. In shows and movies usually the victim statements are all emotional but worded more appropriately. That shit’s scripted to fit a narrative so in real life you just know there’s gotta be times where the victims absolutely go in with their statements. I’m sure there’s a lot of hilarious stuff like that we’ll never hear about.
Joe is one of the few people who only speaks facts
I literally live 10 minutes away from the Waukesha Christmas parade and a few of my friends went there, luckily none of them were hurt but I knew some people who literally had other kids die in their arms it was super crazy and sad. Me and my family were thinking about going, but I'm so glad we didnt
That court interaction was crazy tbh and hi everyone, I hope y'all have a great day.
Thanks! Hope your day is great as well ^^
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@@charles2271 what did bro do 😭
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2:58 my neighbors all night long LMAOOO
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He got sentenced for 6 life sentences and 15 for every person he hit
10.4 not 15
Joe never fails to come on my screen and spread my cheeks
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I just got adopted by an all black family and I thought it would be hard to adapt but watching joe every night helps me process it
Joe never fails to make me jump up and down with glee
Joe never fails to blow my cheeks up like the 4th of July
9:55 You thought the haircut was bad LOOK AT THE STACHE. I guess we know who he idolizes.
The judge goes incognito and sneaks out a secret tunnel under the court house and change identities. They have to give justice where justice is due. To remain safe from any retaliation they have to remain private from the community. This goes for prosecutors as well. The fear of being targeted by crazies has got to be crazy high in that line of work.
9:47 WHY DOSE HE HAVE AN EXCLAMATION POINT FOR A HAIR LINE!?!!??! 💀💀💀
Joe never fails to be my lawyer
2:00 that dent is crazy☠️🙏
whos here after the jump
Me lol
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Whats the jump
“Can we just appreciate the work joe put in to move his face muscles and vocal chords for this video 😊”
During hunting season. My dad got a swat call for the devin brooks parade. We were one of the first people to know in the state that was on the opposite side of the state. Tragic. Rest in peace to the 6 victims that day
Imagine seeing your dad one day on a random youtube video where he is just swearing threatening a judge.
I went to school with one of the Portland max stabbing victims he was good dude everyone from my home town was devastated. RIP Taliesan!
you know its gonne be a good day when joe uploads a 15 min vid screaming at stupid people.
Joe you never fail to fill me up with joy.
In minecraft.
Joes g fuel ads are the only sponsors I can stand
7:03 can’t stop the a-train
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Bro half these criminals are acting like rowdy 4 year Olds 😂
Joe never fails to fill me up multiple times🥰
PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Joebartolozzi2bro what the fuck?
What happens when you go to jail when you’ve killed minors it’s crazy
Joe never fails to upload a video when he uploads
“I’m going to cause a nuclear warfare between Russia possibly causing World War 3 and ending human kind”
“In Minecraft”
2:02 THE HEADSET DENT💀
I shadowed a lawyer in court one time and the defendant trying to represent himself and practically his only defense was “I ain’t do it”
joe is very smart of doing the minecraft technique
joe never fails to make me come while i’m edging to him
Joe never fails to aggressively grasp my cheeks
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Let’s all agree that prime Joe can beat old Joe in a roast battle
Don’t worry joe I’ll protect u from the criminals
“Your mom should’ve swallowed you” 😭 gurl went off
I feel bad for the 2 men who saved the 2 ladies lives. They were just on a train going to work or something. They are hero’s.
Imagine telling people to give your kids back whilst simultaneously acting disrespectful, disruptive, rude and aggressive
In Joe Bartolozzi we trust
Repent for your sinfulness
Joe is the best RUclipsr hands down
its so fucked up that mfs will kill teenagers. not only teenagers but also just people who had so many years left to live. my prayers go out to that 14 and 16 year old, also to the people who have died to manslaughter. no one deserves that. its truly fucked up.
“charge him” the power she has😭
Im more baffled how Joe connected life sentence = 25 years 😂😂
He probably lives in Australia or somewhere outside of U.S.
In denmark a life sentence is 16 years. And then they evaluate the sentence again. I think there are some exceptions tho
Joe never fails to get warmth in me
Joe never fails to open me up and spread my cheeks and fill me up with white joy as i scream in happiness while he pats me on the head like a good boy.
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joe is SUUUUUCHHH a good youtubor hes def the best no capzz
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Did joe just say a life sentence is 25 years???! 😅😂😂 7:36
I went to a college right up the road from where that Waukesha parade event happened. I knew a ton of ppl who were at the parade and it was crazy. (Luckily none of them were hurt)
My cousins actually go to the Waukesha parade every year, but by the grace of god they didn’t go that year. Prayers to all the people hurt.
Joe isn’t pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
Just me who thought that the guy at 2:19 was gonna say “What a bunch of Hippy… Dippy…Bologna”
Did Joe say a LIFE sentence was 25 years?
25 years before they are eligible for parole
It’s not actually until they die.
Research brother, a life sentence depends on the state
2:00 DAYYMMM IS THAT A MINECRAFT REVINE
I heard a story a while ago where some guy stabbed and killed a man in front of his infant daughter outside of a Starbucks because the father asked the guy to stop vaping near his kid.
Even worse some guy recorded the guy bleeding out and posted it on TikTok instead of helping or calling an ambulance.
Some people are just unhinged.
The second one definitely had some totems of undying with that sentence
Joe never fails to fill me up!!
7:13 😂, bro gotta be sped that fell in love with 2000s animated movie villians to pull the stare down out yo head, ain't no way 😭
Joe never fails to spread my cheeks, and fill me up
Fr! I love it when Joe spreads my checks and fills me up! 🥰🥰🥰
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Hog ridaaaaaaaaaaaa
joe never fails to make me want to commit actions that end in my in a court case
Why are all Joe's comments so robotic and repetitive
Good point!
Wow! So true!
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Good point!
Good point!
Joe! You're hilarious.
The Darryl Brookes nonsense is a RABBIT whole. Crazy.
Like you know he will never read your comment tho right so why comment for attention?
@@Blood_Flood1 To piss off trigger trolls like you that can't just keep scrolling.
FIRST JOE PLS
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You were the 1st one u know that right
@@Blood_Flood1 yep i was the first one
I’m so happy to be this early to see Joe yelling at random people at the internet again
9:47 bro wanted a boosie fade but got this instead
I haven’t even started to watch the vid but I know it’s going to be a banger cuz it’s joe
The way he just casually showed a huge ass dent on his head and just kept talking 😂
15:01 yeah they'll do that they don't fuck with people who mess with kids and women
Joe never fails to give me the giggles
I appreciate the fact your ads don't take up half the video
Joe never fails to cut himself off with his own outro
The first guy just REEKS of class tbh. The beer belly, the buzzcut, the shitty forearm tattoos, inability to take ANY accountability for being an idiot, you can really tell he's an extremely distinguished gentleman
Bro I live in Lexington and hearing them mention that scare the shit out of me😭😭😭
blessed be thou when joe uploads
Bro a life sentence is one whole life
nah that first guy “ i don’t have to stand” 💀💀
8:55 here in toronto someone was lit on fire waiting for the subway. It was not motivated at all just random.
Joe never fails to never fail
Joe calling 6 life sentences 150 years made my day 💀 bro life in prison means you will literally spend the rest of your life in prison.
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Joe never stops spreading my cheeks
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14:18 bro that lawyer definitely wanted to kill himself right there
outro is just insane
best 15 minutes of my week right now!
sure these all are crazy but nothing tops the dude giving the judge a hug
babe, wake up joe bart uploaded